You walk into the barbershop and see Stephen A Smith What do you do?

>>77803362
stay off the weed

>>77803362
Why everyone's hairlines fucked up in that image?

>tfw you'll never be black
>tfw you'll never know a true barbershop experience

>Capitulate
>Recapitulate
>How dare you!?
>Stay off the weed

Repeat those four phrases to him until he has nothing left to say

Ask him how skip bayless dick taste

>>77803362
shoot him

>>77803362
Walkout probably, because he never gets a cut that requires a skilled barber

>>77803467
It's pretty cool man, are you mexican? We get some mexican dudes who come in sometimes

>>77803362
loudly boast about how the black girl you COLONIZED last night finished you off by sucking the white cum out the bottom of ya nuts

>>77803467
Mexican barbershops are better
t. white

>>77803362
>portrait of JFK in a place of honor in a black barber shop
can a brother explain this to me? JFK was an Irish Catholic upper-class career politician and all I ever hear about is how badly the Boston Irish treat black athletes.
And to put it politely, my white ethnic Catholic family doesn't have any pictures of Obama on the walls.
Was it because he appointed Thurgood Marshall to the Supreme Court?

>>77803362
he pays for that shitty haircut?

>>77804667

Dude was a huge advocate for the civil rights movement, so much so that many conspiracy theorists think its one of the reasons he was gunned down.

>>77804719
Untrue. Robert was. John was a Cold Warrior much more than a civil rights homo

>>77803792
I got my hair cut at a Mexican place while I was waiting for my friend to buy some shit and was worried they'd do some weird Mexican bullshit but I got a proper white man cut for like $8

>be white
>walk in to barber shop
>ask me what I want
>2 on the sides, some extra up top
>'ayo, he want that white boy cut'
They knew what was up, pretty good cut too.

>>77803792
>>77804812
I thought I was alone

>>77803467
i cut my own hair desu

>>77803730
Doesn't nigger hair grow really slow? Also, it's the only place I'd feel comfortable around blacks. Seems like they keep the crime out of the barbershop.

>>77804719
>im from the democrat party im here to help

i guess urban murder rates are lower than the crack epidemic of the 1980s.... but thats not saying much

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>>77803624
CAPITULATE

>>77803362
Tell him hos takes are weak.

War Rome!

>>77806364
I think it grows at a normal rate, but because it's so twisty curly it gains volume and length very slowly due to it curling into itself rather than falling straight

>>77803362
Are male hairdressers that common in the US?

In Poland it's pretty much considered a woman's job.
Don't think I've ever seen a male hairdresser over here desu

>>77804812
My barber does some of the best low skins I've ever had

>>77806673
Low skin fades*

>>77803362
He'd probably be an arrogant dick but I'd still try and chat him up. Probably something non sports related since I figure he isn't trying to work while getting his haircut. Probably would ask him about his family sense I know nothing about them, if I got him going on something like that I'd take it from there. Just keep it human, ya know? Then again I'm not an autist like most of you.

>>77806475
They're barbers and it's a man thing hairdressers are for women.

>>77806364
Do you get all your information from Luke Cage?

>>77806752
And what exactly is the difference between a barber and a hairdresser?

>>77806836
Who? I don't watch football

>>77806475
its is a womans job

>>77806259

>not going 0 on the sides

fucking hippy.

>>77806752
imagine being this insecure

>>77803362
Who?

>>77806904
Imagine being this retarded

>>77806904
A barber can give you a proper shave and bantz like a woman cannot

>>77803362
can someone write a stephenesque rant about a be given a bad haircut?

>>77806851
gender

>>77803362
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

>>77808524
No, because I can't name seven world-famous barbers whose names I would casually drop into my rant as if they were close, personal friends of mine.

>>77804667
First thing I noticed wtf

>>77806364
You can stay in your suburb/hicktown

>>77804667
Or maybe, maybe, he was a Boston Catholic and actually a decent person, just like "not every black person is a nigger" like you folks like to say

>>77806367
All that matters to them is that undesirables stay poor, but JFK was still cool nonetheless

>>77803792
>>77804812
There's a place a few blocks from me where some Mexican dudes learned how to cut hair in prison and turned their life around and have a nice business now.

>>77809027
yeah you're right we just puttin up pictures of "decent" people along side MLK
2/10 got me to reply

>>77806904

You wanna know how I can tell you were raised by a single mother?

>euros in charge of male bonding
One day all the racebaiters will see it should be the lot of us laughing at/mocking eurofags
Anywho they shot all the cool people after WWII. Basically anyone who thought for themselves and thought others should too.

>>77806475
guys over here will most likely never trust a women cutting their hair

>>77803441
that's what happens after years of getting line ups

>>77803362
>JFK

Call him a racist shithead