Nothing special about this handegg player's height

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Nothing special about living in favelas and eating monkey for lunch too.

>>77800427
You'd know it.

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Don't be afraid.

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Nothing special about being a lanklet soccer sissy. Being a athletic demi-god on the other hand.

>>77800359
Reminder that referees actively killed Ibra in the Liga. All his aerial play skills were useless in Barcelona because the defenders kept flopping over and over as soon as he got close to them, since his very first match, and he lacked the combinative skill to adapt otherwise to Barça. He played better in CL than in La Liga. A shame

>>77805324
manlet "physique"

>>77805397
He's literally 6'5

>>77805324
>>77805422

There is no way he isn't on PEDs

>>77805422
He isn't 1,96 as listed

>>77805324
He doesn't pass the eye test.

>>77805324
why are americans so fucking gay?

>>77805509
>linesmen juice
How long did it take you to figure that out?

>>77805965
ikr? Drooling over men's physiques.

>>77805509
he's natty 100%

>>77805059
i miss the old autistic messi
women corrupted him

>>77806741
He is still autistic.

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>>77812047

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Khalil Mack and JJ Watt could take over Europe without any weapons

>>77805324
>Being a athletic demi-god on the other hand.
>cant run more than 2 minutes before taking a break and drinking a paper cup of bacon flavored gatorade

>>77814228
>Polish banter

>>77812719
>without any weapons

Americans can't conceive of even a sentence without directly referencing weapons.

>>77814254
>can't even get his flags right
Stop embarrassing us, Cletus.

>>77814254
>American education

>>77814254
Dumb amerifatso

>>77814254
incoming attempt to save face

>>77805509
whoa!

>>77805368
https://youtu.be/62vbxPhFfUM

>thinking a citizen of the best country in the world gives a fuck about irrelevant country's flags

lol