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RUGBY CHAMPIONSHIP

>Sat 26 Aug
7:35pm New Zealand vs Australia, Forsyth Barr Stadium, Dunedin
ref: Wayne Barnes

>Sun 27 Aug
7:30am Argentina vs South Africa, Estadio Padre Ernesto Marlearena, Salta
ref: Pascal Gauzere

MITRE 10 CUP Week 2

Southland 20-45 North Harbour
Bay of Plenty 46-17 Hawke’s Bay

>Fri 25 Aug
7:45pm Waikato 33-21 Counties Manukau
>Sat 26 Aug
2:35pm Wellington v Taranaki
4:35pm Auckland v Northland
>Sun 27 Aug
2:35pm Manawatu v Tasman
4:35pm Canterbury v Otago

RIP Sir Colin Meads
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Good thread.
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1000x better than the last one.
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If you post "PineKenzie" in this thread you will have 20 years bad karma and your mother will die in her sleep.
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BSK-made lads
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Wellington plays tomorrow.
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>>77798092
That's pretty much ensuring the pinekenzie shitter will spam the thread.
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>Booty called
>Not sure I can be arsed

What is the Mitre 10 team for this feel lads?
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>>77798107
You said it. RIP your mum.
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>>77798114
If you dig deep and go for the root, you're pure Harbour.
If you flag and have sad mastie, you're Southland.
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>>77798042
RIP Pinekenzie senior
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>>77798126
RIP indeed, mum died in 2015.
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>>77798042
>4.7% chance win

Nice one
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>>77798042
I'm pretty sure Wayne Barnes isn't the ref.
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>>77798141
Based Leukemia Mum lad, how's the evening going?
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>>77798147
Very generous
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>>77798165
What the fuck would you know?
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*dabs*
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>>77798190
Not bad m8 having a whisky
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>>77798229
Elite drink for a Friday night lad, what are you drinking?
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>>77798269
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>>77798309
Supreme taste
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>>77798411
It's a good drop
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>>77798269
7:50 here. Too early to drink, except if thou're a chronical alcoholic.
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Scotland
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Is this the /DMAC/ general?
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Barrett needs to calm his game down trying to emulate DMAC

Embarrassing to watch desu
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DMAC Win Rate: 100%

J Barrett Win Rate: 0%

Whens Barrett gonna fuck off to the retirement league in France
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based barnsey
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>>77798114
m8 is it really that much effort to bend over
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no longer my birthday lads
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>>77802630
Isn't my birthday either but you don't see me shitting up the about it you
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>>77802630
A cake for thou
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who /paidbankholidaymonday/ here?
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>no imoff
>no isa
>no championship
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Alright thread's saved boys.
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bit of rugby on tonight lads
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>>77804923
>Argentina
>Winning anything
>Ever

They're Italy mk.2, meme wins get them a tournament spot and they do fuck all for the rest of time
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>>77806433
t. Northern ''irish" lad totally not still seething
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>>77804923
The UAR (Argentine Rugby Union) has this policy of only local players and the players from Jaguares to be in the Pumas. "To develop our local league".

>>77806433
In Europe only England and maybe Scotland can defeat us with not much difficulty.
France, Italy, Ireland, Romania, Wales at our same level.
To be the only country good enough for playing Rugby in the whole continent we do as we can.
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Here are my delayed overnight comments:
>>77800552
>>77800604
>>77801336
kys
>>77801728
kek
>>77802812
>shitting up the about it you
lrn 2 English
>>77802833
pollution cake
>>77806433
see pic related
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>>77806728
>Scotland a level above the others
Good post
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE

I dedicate this song to Goat
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Scotland.
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Is
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Trash
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Free
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Stay safe Texas
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*dabs the thread*
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Rugby.
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>>77811971
Rakapi
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I am a New Zealander (Tangata Whenua) currently living in Wellington (Poneke). I am of Chinese (Hainamana) descent. Me and my family (Whanau) absolutely love seafood (kaimoana), but all of my European (Pakeha) friends absolutely deride it!

I myself dive for Abalone(paua) and Rock Lobster (koura) as Poneke is surrounded by the Pacific Ocean (Te Moana-nui-a-Kiwa) and it’s so easy to get! Often, I go down to the wharf (wapu) and cast out my rod (matira) in hope of catching the ‘Big kingi’(ngohi).

My question for you /pol/ is why do the European(Pakeha) hate seafood(kaimoana) so much? There’s nothing quite like it in my eyes and I wish that you would realise that it is the best(tino kino te pai) food there is!

NB: I love sharks fin soup and I am not sure why it is banned in New Zealand(Aotearoa). Good luck to the All Blacks!
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2/10
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Wellington.
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Execute all namefags.
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Ken Laban is such a fucking bore.
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Execute all anonymous posters
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>kiwi /rug/
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>>77812536

>https://www.ags.school.nz/contact-us/staff-directory/

If you were asked to draw what you thought a teacher of each department looked like, you'd be bang on the money.
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>>77812596
>Mr Simento using his stroke as deputy headmaster to get his misso a job in the biology department

Every person on that staff page looks like they should personally be bullied.
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Taranaki putting in a Counties-tier performance
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>>77798042
Who's that handsome man???
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Any thoughts on the performance of Zac Guilford yesterday?

Also,remember these two?

https://www.instagram.com/p/w6XTHqJN80/?taken-by=aliwilliams_
Remember these two
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>>77812760

Pinus radiata.
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Let's do this.

And by this, I mean Jacinda Ardern.
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>>77812760
That's Colin Meads. Just a typical Big Strong Handsome Kiwi.
Please watch our sport.
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I'd love to see Tahuriorangi make the ABs just to listen to international commentators try to pronounce his name.
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>>77812970

Would rather no-tits Nikki Kaye t t t t
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>>77812970
What about Poll-Tax baby Bevan Chaung?
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>declan o'donnell
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>>77813271
Her coming out for the first time in years to encourage the afterdavid mistress was really fucking weird desu
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I though Taranaki were decent.
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dabanaki
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>>77813469
Wellington.
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>>77813489
is garbage.
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fuckin nip
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The fucking state of that Auckland jersey. Just awful.
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>>77813890
You're awful.
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>>77813921

Hoop size needs to be consistent, rather than the block of blue at the top. Like so:
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>>77813446
Are we not all entitled to AT LEAST one request for an afterdavid when we drop the biscuit @ in an elite fashion.

Don't see TKB or Augie Pulu getting pinged for this.
>TJ.Just a matter of time.
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>auckland
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>AUCKGODS
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Northland's brave Peter Breen.
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Nice pass Faggotoa.
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Any tip or tackle training that I can do alone or with a friend?

Last 2games I have been shit on defense
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based fucking auckland lads
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Anyone got a stream for the Shute Shield final?

>not watching based ausrugby
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>>77814387
Start by watching the Mitre 10 cup.
This is live now.

http://www.vipbox

dot
nu/rugby/502325/2/auckland-vs-northland-live-stream-online.html
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HERECOME DA TANIWHA
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Looking forward to going round to the folks for dinner tomorrow and seeing mum's new black eye if Auckland lose this.
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I thought Auckland were good.
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Australia invented AFL so they could win at something.
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>>77814818
Da internet wuz inventored so you could win @ summin.

Try again and please stay Rug specific..

i.e DMac
Pinetree

or maybe something else.

Any thoughts on the game?
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will the all blacks continue their form from the second half of the last game and be comfortable beaten by the wallabies? stay tuned to find out.
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Just went full kinetic on a bucket of chicken lads
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>>77814973
Will the All Blacks is an actor m8
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>>77814947
$2 shop McCaw
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Thinking of chucking a cheeky tenner on the wallabies lads
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>>77815001
You should be donating that money to the Rape Crisis hotline
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>>77814989
EXCUSE ME!
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>>77815018
Touche.
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morning rugby
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The Shark's are a fantastic team
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New QOTSA album is breddy gud lads.
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>>77815031
6/10
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anyone got an ace stream for the game
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>>77815031
Pleb detected.
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>>77815031
>>77815038
>>77815042
>>77815041
>>77815023
Youse getting fucked up tonight?
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>>77815041
yeah mate

*does a premium piss on you*
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>>77815041
Yeah here m8

*pisses on you*

Ace.
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>>77815041

*pee pee on you*
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>>77815048

About to open up a bottle of 2014 Bordeaux.
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>>77815048
On my third voddy and coke. Slow start. Drank 3/4 of the bottle last night.
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>>77815048
hell farkin yeah
>>77815053
>>77815056
>>77815062
drink some water mates, your piss looks like a north island stream
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>>77815067
2011 Vin Gris here senpai
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>>77815048
*makes ad on what it means to play for QANTAS Wallabies*
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>>77815076

Excellent taste. I shared a bottle of the Felton Road VG with my father a couple of weeks ago, bloody nice drop.
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got some central goatago red here lads
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>>77815095
been meaning to order a box of their 2016 batch
almost out of the 2011
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Looking for a great big, hot stream, hook me up boys
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>>77815095
>>77815104
NO GIRLS ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD
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Time to go heat the steak and cheese pie up boys

>>77815109
id avoid the skygo one mate, quality is hot trash desu
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*dabs in a secure complex*
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GOOD weekend of sport lined up
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>>77815112

>He doesn't know that there are at least two girls who post in /rug/
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How many minutes until Aus vs Kiwi starts?
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>>77815079
Yeah I miss the Good ol' days of first rate Zimbabwean loose fowards.
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we taking bets on if memekenzie will go backwards or sideways for his first touch?

i'm picking sideways
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Who else doesnt like rugby given that definition of what liking rugby is?
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>>77815154
i wouldnt fuck rugby if thats what you're asking lad
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CHEKIA CUNT FUCK OFF
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>>77815150
aus complaining about needing more time to "warm up" so game might start a few bings later than we thought
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>poignant
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>dunedin in charge of working lights
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would like a gf
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>>77815160
>if you don't get excited when MemeKensie touches the ball you simply don't like the game
Can't remember which of the commentators that was dropped on his head as a child said that but one of them did in the ore match build up just now.
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The annual /rug/ AGM will be at my new house after I win powerball tonight lads.
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FUCK CHEIKA. STOP DELAYING THE INEVITABLE.
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any bets on the game, lads?
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Who else excited for GOATkenzie to put on another ELITE performance?
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>>77815170
I got you lad, know a girl called Sarah there, she's open minded
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>>77815177
whats it at tonight lad?
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>>77815177
This doesn't look like GOATranga at all
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>fekitoa leaves
>midfield suddenly the best its been since conrad/nonu
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>>77815153
both mate he's gonna hit em with that back-diagonal run
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>>77815182

Will be about $16.5m lad.
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>>77815185
Fekitoa was so dumb. Could barely string a sentence together and had brain explosions on the field. Good riddance.
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>>77815184

>wanting to live in retirementranga when you could live in Wanaka.
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>>77815186
That's usually his second run after getting sacked and loosing confidence again
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>>77815162
Whilst I am sure there are Lebanese people in NZ we are just pleased he is not going round shootin' cunts.
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>nz paying $1.04

literally what's the point tier
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Why are they talking about conditions? It's not like it's going to change under a covered stadium ffs.
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>>77815112
Cheers for the (you) mate, but I can guarantee there's a twig and berries twixt my nethers
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>you will never see a Ngatai/Crotty center pairing at test level
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>>77815204
Our commentary have no talent and have to stoop to talking about the weather to fill in a short delay.
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always liked saffas
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>>77815213
>justin "yes boy" marshall
>no talent
pick one and only one.
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>>77815191
Well the All Blacks coaches seemed content to use him as a crashball player anyway and he did the job
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>>77815209
Maybe. But it pisses out women water only.
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>>77815225
>oh Shit we have 5 mins to fill
>talk about the weather
>re do the talk about the players they just did
>talk about cricket
>talk about the delay for the 4th time
There are so many other things they could talk about but they are hacks.
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>>77815188
might get u the deposit on a 3 bed state house in mangare then.
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i wonder if this was chekias plans all along. to just never send his players out onto the field. you can't lose if you don't play
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>>77815236
Just be thankful they're not the Aussie com box. My stream had them last week. Atrocious.
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>maori stuff in dunedin of all places
kek
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>delays
>now have to put up with flax nigga bs
>probably a pinetree memorial aswell
FFS
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>>77815239

How's Cote d'Azur lad? Watch out for muzzies driving trucks.
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Why are fobs so good at rugby? Is it their genetic predisposition to obesity?
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S H A P E S H I F T E R

such a goat group tbqh lads
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>>77815246
care to explain?
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>>77815244
They could have pulled up some clips and talked about Pinetree. Nah let's talk about the weather and ground conditions in a coverd stadium.
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>>77815241
based michael'angelo cheikavelli
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>>77815255
electric dream is my fave
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>>77815255

HOOOOLLLLLLLLL UPPPPPPPPPP
WE WUZZZZZZ DNB AND SHIT
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Rate my sausage rolls.
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You have China's support, all blacks
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Dane will only play the first half right?
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>>77815257
No maoris that far south mate. They don't like the cold.
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F
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>>77815267

thanks tibet
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>>77815257
dunedin is a bogan white shithole
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>>77815265
I have a sausage to put on your rolls if you catch what I am implying.
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>>77815265
looks shit
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>>77815257
the south island only had one majoy tribe, Ngai Tahu. They never really went that far south, even chch doesnt have a proper name, at least not one they gave it before it was settled by the english. the only time they went down way south was when they setup the moa culling camps, just north of dunedin, where they went upriver inland and in the span of 35 years made them extinct
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>>77815265
looks like mystery meat.
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F
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>"australia won the second half last week"
the absolute state of fox sports commentators
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>>77815265
manky af
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>>77815265
grim
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>>77815269
>>77815274

They're been there since 1650. There's even a place called Maori Hill ffs.
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>australians have a well dressed aboriginal welcome everyone to the country
>kiwis have a half nude guy with a vuvuzela and then order everyone to be quiet

fucking savages man.
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win it for catchpole straya
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ace stream?
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>>77815279

classic maori
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>>77815287
>>77815289
>>77815292
>>77815294
>Posting during the moment of silence
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>>77815265

>Pepsi
>Culleys
>Mystery meat

It's like you want to find an early grave m8
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mexico is winning this fgts

i hope is a fun game lads
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GIRT GIRT GIRT GIRT GIRT
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why do the anthems always sound like ass

maybe they should get some modern hip hop stylings involved
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I love how they always zoom in on old cunts that never learnt the Māoris verse. Top bants.
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lady had a horrible voice desu
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>putting your hand on your chest when you do the anthem

but why?
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>>77815298

>Every single game this week has had one

Done enough moments of silence for the 'Tree lad.
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>>77815307
love it when the volume doubles when we switch to english haha.
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>>77815311
she was trying to hard
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Excited to watch a team 70% white do the haka lads
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IN THE BONDS OF CORONATION STREET
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>>77815305
Because they always get some meme singer to do it
Wales with a big fucking choir and England with Laura Wrightfu have it sorted
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>>77815295
Oh and I forgot about Murdering Beach, east of dunners, where some traders went to land at a beach, and well. yeah. Murdering Beach
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>>77815326
>not shortland st
kys
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singer for aus anthem absolute trainwreck
nz anthem glorious as usual

typical humble honourable nzru singer appointments
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>>77815324
>dane coles
>white
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does god actually defend new zealand, lads
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>>77815319
Everyone older than like 40 never learnt to Māori verse at school. Over half of NZ only knows the English half.
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Are the all blacks nervous when they do the haka? Their hands seem to shake everytime they do it.
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>we have to endure this gay little fucking dance every time NZ plays
can we fucking stop this
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>>77815334
Allah does thanks to money bills eternal prayers bismallah
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why doesnt sbw know the words to the haka?
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>go eat dinner
>only just done the haka
KEK
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>>77815330
*mumble mumble mumble* GOD DEFEND NEW ZEEEELAND
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>>77815334
It had fucking better, you cunts don't have a military. God is all that's keeping China from turning the north island in to taipei v2.0
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>nige
based game incoming lads
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>>77815347

The Haka is haram.
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IZZZZYYYYYYYYYY
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Has anyone actually explained the purpose of changing the formation to a triangle?
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Weak haka
Piri would not be impressed
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HAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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>>77815353
>assistant wayne barnes

we'll see..
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slapping yourself probably actually helps release some adrenaline

yell the nerves away lol x
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>>77815287
Ironically Maori Hill is the richest suburb in Dunedin.
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why are gay refs so elite?
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>Israel Folau keeps up his Joe Dimaggio like streak of being the best fullback on the ground

PINEKENZIE
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PINEKENZIE
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great start
this game is gonna be GOAT
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>30 seconds
>dmac already given away a try
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>Memekenzie
get the useless cunt off
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>Poo Peeland
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>MemeKensie out of position
Thanks mate, love your work.
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FUCK8NG MEMEKENZIE REEEEEEEE
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Fucking saw that coming a mile away

I see pic related in the gym sometimes, what should I say to him next time I see him lads?
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LOL

>new zealand
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kek
Based cheika
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colin meads btfo

shamefurr dispray
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Mckenzie did nothing wrong. Clearly a system error.
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>the all cucks
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pinnnnnneeekenzieeee
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>>77815384
literally spent the past 7 days practicing that one movement

chiekaball
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NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!
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>3 players chasing
>MemeKensie the slowest out of Old Man Smith and Slowest Barrett
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McKenzie should not be a 15.
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>>77815153
how much was "throw an intercept pass to concede a try" paying?
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>>77815388
Back to your containment general, oxygen thief
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>>77815273
China now supports the wallabies
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>>77815398
McKenzie honestly should wear any number from 1 - 23
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>better come ALL the way up from fullback so i can razzle dazzle a shitty try assist
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>>77815384
cheikmate move
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>>77815387
>throwing a floaty ba when you take it up to the line
If you play flat you throw a short sharp pass, not a pie
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>>77815398
he shouldn't be on the field
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>>77815388
please leave
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>>77815398
You seem to have put numbers where it should say All Bkack
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take the points senpai
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>>77815418
yes you will never make it past the rock solid wallabies defense
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>>77815421
Did you post thios before or after we totally fucked your scrum?
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I haven't seen McKenzie in position as a fullback so far. I suppose after bimg out of position, letting the team down and letting Aussie score no one trusts him in the team anymore.
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>>77815427
It was obviously sarcasm you seething autist
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>sonny bill still concussed 7 days later
>>
HAHHAAHAAHAHAHA
>Poo Peeland
>>
>$unni Bill has dropped it 3 times in 7 mins
Crotty+ALB when?
>>
>>77815434
you can tell he's spent some time in australia
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>bullshit your way through a ban
>concuss yourself in a game you shouldn't have played
>be absolutely terrible in the next game
literally WHAT did Sunni Bomb mean by this
Why is he even in the team
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>>77815421
unironically this apparently
>>
take Williams off NOW
>>
Is Sonny a Sunni or a Shiah?
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>>77815440
Couldn't agree with you more 2bh. I was saying he shouldn't be an AB since before the lions tour
>>
AB's trying to be too clever. Should just play normal rugby, no one can hang with them when they do. Cut the super flat passes and offloads out. I'd be pissed if I was a forward, it's the backs who keep tucking up
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well, we're looking just as bad as we did in the second half of game one. how many are we gonna lose by? 20? 40?
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>can only watch the first half before I have to wageslave until 1 in the morning
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put laumape on RIGHT NOW
>>
rip glen campbell
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>>77815454
fuck you must have a shit job lad
>>
nzru thinktank has already been formed to figure out a waitress and venue to blame for food poisoning
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>>77815458
yeah
>>
>MemeKensie hits it out contesting the ball
Cunt learn to jump and catch
>>
BASED shitblacks
>>
Oh fuggg it's on
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>>77815454
i was the same during the Lions tour
fucking nightfill
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>tfw no gf to punch
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>bray fucking jinxing it

SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAY YOU CUNT
>>
LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED EARLY LADS
>ALL BLACKS
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>>77815463
Went up like he was playing volleyball trying to make a block
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>sham cane

absolutely abyssal
>>
Ball sacks on pooicide watch
>>
*shits on pinetree's legacy*
>>
What part of Australia are you from mates?
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>cane off
Cool that one of the improvements from the bench we can make.
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>>77815469
Yeah that's exactly what I do too
>>
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>
wew
>>
Was Hopper talking shit just before he put it down?
>>
>Pine Tree was the ABs good luck charm all along

I'm scared lads
>>
Unironically the worst All Blacks team in 10 years.
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>all blacks lose THE Colin Meads test
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>>77815478
Is there any part of being a fullback he can actually do?
He didn't catch that kick just then either, fucking hell.
>>
Cripes chaps. This isn't going to plan.


Bank holiday weekend here in the UK, an actual contest would be a great way to start it.
>>
>Shitkenzie fucks up the high ball AGAIN
kek
>>
What would happen if Memekenzie and SBW weren't playing? What if we had Ben Smith Dagg and ALB?

Wasn't even a knock on.
>>
>>77815500 izzy or ben wouldve taken the high ball or at least won us the lineout
>>
glorious shitposting opportunities aside, having a 2dads in the back 3 is clearly the australian key to success
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>>77815508

All Blacks up by 18.
>>
mckenzie getting targeted under the highball so far
>>
where is the stream friends. i need to watch my country get btfo again
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EXPOSED
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>concedes a try to Hooper
>HOOPER
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Everything MemeKensie touches turns to shit
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH
*breathes*
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
*breathes in spanish*
JAJAJAAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
>>
Fucking wallabies going to ruin my multi. Literally the last fucking leg.
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>>77815521
it's on channel 10
>>
Honestly lads if we win this I will cum so hard. It's been so long. Can't actually remember the last time we won over the dutch.

t. Gentleben (chairman of the board and CEO of /rug/, first ballot hall of famer)
>>
WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING???
>>
HAHAHA Aaron Smith nice marking.
>>
what on earth
>>
BASED FUCKING AUSTRALIAN RUGBY ON RESURGENCES WATCH
>>
2 fuck ups in the air and an intercept try


memespouter was right
>>
>g-guys the second half of that last game meant nothing, w-we just switched off cause we had such a big lead
>>
POOPEELAND
>>
jesus fucking christ
>>
>MemeKensie on defence
Turned inside out.
>>
fucking lol
>>
jej
>>
COLLAPSE
>>
>put money on Australia
Who is laughing now?
>>
all australia's trys have been flukey so far
>>
Playing an RAF team today lads

Are they shit?
>>
fiddle dee dee it came off the knee
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mfw this whole game
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THANK YOU BASED REF
>>
>mckenzie
>smith
>sbw
all been so shit
>>
HAHAHAHHAHSHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE ABSOLUTE SHITHOLE OF NEW ZEALAND
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>>77815545
Never rated him outside of itm cup
>>
>>77815562

Should all be lined up at the Rail yards tomorrow and hanged t t t.
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>>77815555
Yes
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welp it was a good run
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never seen ABs collapse so suddenly wtf
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Read is a shit captain.

Whitelock when
>>
this is how we show respect to one of how greatest ever players. really? really??. anyone else embarrassed to be a kiwi right now?
>>
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR TINY MEME CITY OF HAMILTON AND START PLAYING IN THE BIG LEAGUES YOU FUCKING FUCK UP

DMAC IS DONE

FINISHED

never EVER SET A FOOT ON THE FIELD EVER AGAIN
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THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING
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>>77815545
terrible under the high ball and terrible defence and weak offence literally the worst on the team... off!
>>
who true blue aussie supporter here? never doubted the basedbies
>>
"Nice" kicker
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why doesn't /rug/ have a discord
>>
>meades dies
>lose bledisloe to a home game
>barnaby is one of you

is this week literally the worst in NZ history?
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Urge to shitpost poo peeland is strong but i can't deny all australia's tries have been jammy as fuck
thank god i don't have a horse in the race :^)
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>yfw MICHAEPOLEON CHEIKEVELLI has put all of this in train just to pump the odds out so he could bet the house on Australia this week
>>
YEAH YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN YOU FUCKING TWIG
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>>77815574
Coles 2bh
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>>77815557
Wouldn't wanna be a kiwi female tonight desu
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>commentaters too invested in sucking mckenzies cock to actively call him out on his fuckups

godsake, just like barrett when he doesnt perform
>>
>McKenzie loses it again
fucking hell
>>
>MemeKensie on holding on to the ball in contact
Reminder he loses the ball in contact 1 out of 4 times
>>77815574
This
>>77815578
Nah our team and coaching staff need to be humbled. Losing to the lions didn't do it, a Shit second half last week didn't do it. This will do it.
>>
based nige
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>>77815595
that photo is absolute fucking kino
>>
>the last 60 mins of rugby between these teams, aus are winning 45-14
>>
HAHAHA SHEEP LOVING FAGGOTS THOUGHT THEY HAD IT ALL WRAPPED UP

EAT MY BROWN AUSTRALIAN ASS OUT KIWIS
>>
>>77815582
hes from southland
>>
>So shit we need a penalty try to score
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get memekenzie off now!! reeeeee
>>
>>77815612
100% this but i still dont want it to happen.
>>
penalty try there to be frank
>>
>>77815626
sorry m8 nige has picked his side
>>
>>77815620
brilliant
>>
THE COMEBACK
>>
The fuck? Smith could have scored or thrown a scoring pass there, why throw it straight at Hannigan to milk a penalty? That was a terrible option, they were lucky it worked
>>
How is that not a penalty try?
>>
>IT WAS DELIBERATE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
shut up Read
>>
>nothing but fuck ups from the chiefs
>elite muscular blues score the try
>>
Wont make any difference in the end
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>only 20mins in
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>>77815634
especially throwing it forward in to him.
>>
>>77815626
>>77815635
i think i overheard them say it was forward
>>
>>77815625
You now remember the test after the Irish loss. That Was just great fundamentals, no frills, no fancy shit, just the basics done perfectly. And it was a fucking slaughter.
>>
this it boys buckle up Match made in Heaven 2.0
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normal service resumed

abs got this
>>
*goes the full 80*
>>
>>77815650
I fucking hate you get out of my head.
>>
>>Ioane is only 20yrs old
Damn
>>
>Elite Auckland players having to pick this AB's side off the deck
>>
What the fuck happened to New Zealand in that second half the other night? I was expecting an absolute embarrassment but you let us back in almost.
>>
>>77815662
He still lives at home and shares a room with his brother
>>
what a shit kick
>>
>>77815672
The exact same thing that is happening in this game
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>>77815662
Watching him ball in hand is Kino
>>
FFS carry on let's get on with it.
>>
>absolute state of this
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>>77815584
The Frenchman is right
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>>77815678
I fucking know right

What a load of bs
>>
ruh roh
>>
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Rettalick exposed.

J U S T
U
S
T
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>stands up
>flips an Aussie
>grabs him to try stop him falling on his head
No issue 2bh
>>
Send him cunt
>>
nothing in it
>>
What are we looking at? Wasn't retallick trying to remove a player from ruck?
>>
>>77815673
wait really?

based
>>
he dindu nuffin wrong
>>
>>77815592
Definitely not the best, despite what the commentators say.
>>
>that hansen face
KEK
>>
Still guna be a yellow lads
>>
hooper with the bants
>>
COULDADOYD
O
U
L
DOYD
A
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>>77815701
Yeah they covered it during the lions tour. They gave a random lions fan a bed for the night of the Blues match.
>>
kek cheika
>>
i love cheika's stunned expression in the coaching box
>>
why is hooper such a cunt?
>>
I really do hate how niggly and off the ball the All Blacks get when losing. Fucking cunts.
>>
>>77815719
he's australian
>>
Cheika is sorta funny to watch when the camera moves to him but. The contrast of emotion between Hansen and Cheika is the summary of New Zealanders vs Australians.

You bunch of whinging fuck boys
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>all blacks start losing
>begin to try to cripple players
can see what Sunni Bill was doing against Watson now
>>
Cheika should look into killing a famous AB every week before a test
>>
>Coles on the burst rush defence
KINO
>>
>>77815713
based slutty Mrs Ioane.
>>
>>77815730
Lions fan was on the couch, but they reviews the Blues game before going to bed. Apparently he was a little towy because he wanted to sleep.
>>
How much is Cheika paying memekenzie to save his job?
>>
The absolute state of memekenzie
>>
fucking CONSPIRACY
>>
R E F B A L L
E
F
B
A
L
L
>>
>crotty is the best player ev-
>>
>>77815728

Start with Justin Marshall please.
>>
based nige
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHA
>>
its nice having kurtley back. him and foley really are the perfect foil for eachother. i think quade and toomua were a better potential combo but they never really got the chance after mckenzie got nixed
>>
LGTSS

>eggshell skullblacks
>>
lol fuck
>>
>he was never catching that
>was at hand height half a metre in front of him
Our commentary are hacks.
>>
A L B
L
B
>>
>>77815758
ehh we're losing so id be nervous
>>
>runs to the "concussion" bin

crotty a bitch
>>
>>77815755
Need to all wear helmets like Ngatai
>>
>>77815755
>The hobbit hole of new zealand
>>
>>77815760
>losing
not losing, lost. this one's over
>>
Based Foley
>>
>>77815758
>marshy's 'expert commentary'

more like biased jaw knocker
>>
>>77815765
aussies still got a half to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
>>
Oh look memekenzi kicking it straight to the wallabies best player all over again
>>
>doesn't clear it
Can McKenzie actually do anything?
>>
All memeing aside, this is fucking good for Australian Rugby.
>>
Our commentators getting stuck in Cheika because he is getting salty
>>
He has to be getting paid at this point, his decisionmaking, high ball, contact ball, runs, and tackling, have all been fucking atrocious
>>
>>77815784
I'm listening to Oz commentary 2bh
>>
so is it lightning in a bottle or is australia finally back in the groove
>>
>>77815784
>how dare a coach show emotions
>>
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>McKenzie
>>
>australia are leading by 10
>they've left 7 (seven) point on the park

fuck me lads. Foley doing me a bamboozle.
>>
>>77815765
we are usually fucking awful in the tail end which is traditionally when all blacks put every team to the sword. ignoring last week of course
>>
>>77815792
I agree with you i think Cheika is a good laugh.
>>
>>77815791
honestly i think it's more a case of the all blacks being complete and utter shit at this point. if aus can take advantage of that and close this one out it'll give them a big boost though
>>
>>77815783
Good ae

No point playing rugby if there's no one who can give us a decent game

I want aussies to be the #2 team all the time so they keep us fit
>>
>leinshart brown
>>
>>77815794
Oath. A fucking converted try worth of points is nothing to be leaving behind
Some """""Iceman"""""" he is
>>
ball is run 40m up the field and go back for advantage what the fuck you're supposed to be our guy this week nige
>>
>Mckenzie almost started running sideways during a wide break

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT TAKE HIM THE FUCK OFF
>>
>>77815795

>Switching off at 54-6

LMOA'ing at you lad.
>>
>>77815800
>went to off load to MemeKensie
>tried to twist and give it back to Barrett
Literally no one trusts him at this point KEK
>>
>>77815808
you guys got mckenzie
>>
>tfw you realize the roof on Forsyth roof blocks the ancient Taniwha magic from making the ABs good.
>>
>fucking up a 4 on 1
bro...
>>
>>77815810
>skidding to halt in front of a tackler
>run sideways
>hospital pass to savea
this is literally u-10s shit he's playing
>>
>>77815810
This he needs to come off.
>>
why can't you play smith at fullback and stick someone else on the wing?
>>
based pinekenzie
>>
WHERE THE FUCK IS DAGG
>>
Nige is blowing way too early.

I guess it's par for the course for a pole smoker though.
>>
>Midfeild set up on the 22
>Goes for a low precentage play
>>
>>77815825
looking forward to reading the player ratings on stuff later when they still give him an 8 or 9
>>
Fucking manlets
>>
>>77815829
cause mckezies fellatio skills with the media have kept him in the black jersey and they dont wanna admit they let a cheeky cunt like him suck em off for so long
>>
>>77815825
Watch his hands when he runs and you will realise how he loses it in contact so frequently.
He does that one hand show and go prancing thing you can do when you are playing school boy level. You can't do that shit at this level.
>>
what the fuck is this game
>>
Lmaoing at night rn
>>
based nige
>>
>this refball
>>
REFBALL
>>
abs are shit
>>
>>77815839
>Unironically reading New Zealands equivalent of The Washington Post
>>
Aaron Savea is a teets half back.
>>
what the fuck is wrong with nige?
correctly calls mckenzie for not releasing and then reverses it. calls knockon against nz then reverses it?
>>
Really hoping the ABs win, ladies.
>>
bet if there was some puss on that all he wouldnt have knocked it on
>>
Someone please post the skux image I need to share it to my facebook.
>>
Read having a shocker tbhqwy
>>
fukin nige being a good ref in shit
>>
>>77815858
i don't think anyone actually reads stuff unironically, i hope not anyway
>>
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Try any day of the week
>>
lol even the good smuth fucks up
>>
>>77815875
Slipped off lah
>>
He's touched the post, so it's a try?
>>
>smith
>>
>Bender risking concussion to try and make up for shitkenzies mistakes

holy shit
>>
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THANK YOU BASED GOAT REFS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
>>
no era try
>>
>for fuck sake
based hansen on high blood pressure watch
>>
>>77815883
Base of the post not the post, still no try
>>
>>77815883

Has to be at the base lad.
>>
Ben Smith fucked that one like it was a 17 year old girl from dunedin circa 2012
>>
>>77815883
Not grounded, also lost control last minute
>>
hansen "for fucks sake" lol
>>
>>77815894
Got to admit only that one call early on has been the wrong call. Can't fault anything else to be honest.
>>
>>77815907
Ive never seen him move in the box.
>>
>>77815903
strangely specific lad
>>
some good honest rugby going on lads
>>
Getting real sick of Nige's "look at me I am the centre of attention now." style of reffing.
>>
>>77815911
the only thing to fault is the all blacks terrible play
>>
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Off to work
>>
>>77815918
>talking to the players and making sure they understand what's going on.
No issues lad
>>
BASED TOILET FUCKER
>>
>>77815915

How new are you?
>>
>>77815919
It's the little things, every fucking time. Couple of players with hands of butter
>>
BASED TOILETTMAN
>>
CHEEKY AFTERDAVID OUTTA THE SCRUM
>>
New
>>77815932
>>77815932
>>77815932
>>
>>77815919
All Blacks play isn't the ref lad.
>>
>wobs scrum loses us the game
Getting PTSD from 10 yrs ago
>>
BASED
FUCKING
SMITTY
LADS
>>
if aussies lose i reckon it'll be those points foley left on the field. having a 10+ lead at half time will be the difference
>>
AARON SMITH!
>>
AFTERDAVID
>>
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>>
aaron smith on redemption watch
>>
Australia are going to implode!!!!!
>>
>>77815591
We can make one. Getting it going would be a tough one as it'll require every new OP to include it in the post. See /CSG/for a good example.
>>
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>>77815726
Shane Watson is an actor mate.
You may mean Russell Crowe or Neil Finn or Jay Lagaia or Baaarnaby Joyce..
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