/trans/ - Second Season Syndrome Edition

Paris St-Germain have emerged as favourites to sign 34-year-old Napoli goalkeeper Pepe Reina. (Talksport)

>The Daily Express' back page states that striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic took a pay cut to rejoin Manchester United

Norwich City are considering a late bid for 26-year-old Leeds United winger Stuart Dallas. (Yorkshire Evening Post)

>Newcastle's Dutch attacking midfielder Siem de Jong, 28, is close to completing a move to Ajax. (Newcastle Chronicle)

Birmingham manager Harry Redknapp says he has not given up on signing Middlesbrough winger Stewart Downing, 33, despite stating negotiations have "slowed up". (Birmingham Mail)

>Sunderland will demand £20m for Gabon midfielder Didier Ndong, 23, who is attracting interest from West Ham United. (Daily Mirror)

Meanwhile, Black Cats boss Simon Grayson says the club are ready for a busy final week in the transfer window. (Sunderland Echo)

>Juventus are set to sign 29-year-old Germany defender Benedikt Howedes from Schalke. (Corriere Della Sera - in Italian)

Meanwhile, the Italian champions also held a meeting with Barcelona in Monaco over the possible transfer of the Spanish club's midfielder Andre Gomes, 24. (Mundo Deportivo - in Spanish)

>Former Liverpool midfielder Alberto Aquilani, 33, is set to sign for Spanish club Las Palmas. (Marca - in Spanish)

Fleetwood Town could be set for a windfall if their former striker Jamie Vardy, 30, moves from Leicester to Chelsea for £40m. (Fleetwood Today)

>Former Sweden striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 35, has taken a pay cut of more than £200,000 a week to rejoin Manchester United. (Times - subscription required).

AC Milan are interested in signing Chelsea forward Diego Costa, despite the 28-year-old insisting he is only interested in rejoining Atletico Madrid. (Corriere dello Sport, via Express)

>Manchester City still want Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, before next week's transfer deadline. (Daily Mail)

Aston Villa manager Steve Bruce is interested in signing Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere, 25, and could take West Ham forward Robert Snodgrass, 29, on loan. (Talksport)

>Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger has conceded defeat in his attempt to sign 21-year-old winger Thomas Lemar from Monaco. (Telegraph)

West Ham could move for Sunderland midfielder Didier Ndong, 23, after failing to agree a deal with Sporting Lisbon for William Carvalho, 25. (London Evening Standard)

>>77797388
based klopp

Reminder that the Champions League fantasy thing is now open and you should build a team with all those players you've never heard before.

http://uclfantasy.uefa.com/en
League Code: 08723KLG

>Oliver Burke, the Scottish Bundesliga flop, has joined West Brom

Half life 3 is finally kill lads

;_;

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Hayley McDonalds

>>77797461
Are all Bundesliga failures mid to top table quality in the pl?

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>what should the trophy look like, boss?
>a torso

>>77797580
Really, it's a fucking ugly trophy.

>>77797388
>Barcelona have agreed a deal worth up to 150m euros (£138m) to sign Borussia Dortmund's 20-year-old France forward Ousmane Dembele. (L'Equipe - in French)

150M potatoes for the white martial

>>77794445
>22 (twenty two) jfs in 2004 chelsea 1st team
>20 (twenty) jfs in 2017 chelsea 1st team
what did he mean by this?

also /trans/ related video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaqXNZcn_Zw

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>United win 4-0 against Leicester
>GOATweather goes full meme and doesn't get hit once
putting house on it

>>77797686
maybe he means starting 11?

>>77797686
11 Englishmen vs a single one.

Also, 2004 Chelsea most likely didn't have another 20 JFs out on loan.

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>>77797580
She must be /ourgirl/

>>77797580
It always looks so slimy like everyones put their doritio hands on it. Kinda makes it look like its made from alminium

>>77797580
This triggers the swedes

>>77797700
>>77797729
only 4 english were playing regularly then
the same as in 2014 (terry, cole, cahill, lampard)

its only in the last three years its gone down to 1

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>>77797742
I would say so

Hope Ian nacho plays this weekend

>>77797758
Why?

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>pose with Tsunaldo
>post pic of you with Messi saying hero
lol

>>77797891
why is the other guy in the photo lol

>>77797887
hope he scores too

>>77797891
the state of mohamad

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>>77797868

>>77797935
lmao

You forgot to mention that we're about to sign M'Bappe.

>>77798000
>identifying with PSG
jump off a cliff

>>77798000
I want PSG to sign Mbappe and Barca to sign Coutinho and Dembele just to have 4 transfers over the previous record fee in the same fucking window.

Can't wait for the bubble to burst desu.

>>77797928
>Hope he scores

That's a given lad

>>77798060
>scoring past United
>2017/18
lol

>West Brom have signed Oliver Burke

Disappointed that he didn't stay in Germany.

Reminder that David Moyes has been to a CL QF more recently than Wenger

Is there even any advantage to topping your CL group now?

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rip :'(

>>77798106
Not much since they added the league winner in pot 1 rule

>>77798106
get home for the second leg. But if it goes to OT that really fucks you over so...

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>>77798145
>OT

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>>77798154

>>77798106
Yes, the amount of good teams that can/will finish second is lower than the amount of good teams that will finish first. Basically only group B and D have a scary second, any other should be beatable if you want to be a top 4 team.

>>77798106
No, Arsenal still get Bayern. Barca still get PSG

>>77797388
>>77797403
>>77797405
Didn't read lol

>>77798274

>Winger Demarai Gray, 21, wants Leicester to start him or sell him, with Bournemouth offering nearly £30m for the former Birmingham player. (Daily Mirror)

how many goals will Ulloa get tomorrow?

>>77798212
is it known who faces who yet? like the winner of pot x faces second in pot y?

Why the hell are barca still trying to buy Coutinho? Why don't they just get Goretzka on the cheap instead of spending over 100 million on a player who isn't even worth half of that? They already fucked up on Seri so its not like they have many options left.

Jesus Christ the barca board are so retarded I'm amazed they've lasted this long. The average barca fan might as well be as dumb. I bet they won't kick the shit board out because they see buying Dembele for 150 million as some sort of success. It was those retards that voted them in in the first place so nothing should be surprising.

>>77798351
No, it's a "random" draw after the group games are done.

>>77798351
There's a draw at each stage

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is he good?

>>77798378
what am i looking at?

>>77797405
>Aston Villa manager Steve Bruce is interested in signing Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere, 25, and could take West Ham forward Robert Snodgrass, 29, on loan. (Talksport)
JUST
from the most promising creative midfielder england had when he was 18 to championship tier of a player at 25.

>>77798402
Pulis' final piece of the puzzle...Oliver Burke

>>77797891

She plays for Barcelona, ofc Messi is her hero

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>Lukaku
>Martial
>Rashford
>Zlaten
>(and Griezmann in January)
be. afraid

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It's out lads, if /trans/ is looking for something to listen to

>>77798513
>9 songs

>>77798357
>Goretzka
Lmao.

>>77798032
Well it is my home club. Sorry not to identify with spuds or Manure.

>>77798378
>origmar burkmog

WHY ARE WE GOING FOR OX? HE IS SHIT

>>77798378
Next Gareth Bale la'.

>>77798378
>We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days!

>>77798032
>hurr why does someone support the biggest club in the biggest city in France, must be a plastic I can project onto

t. london manure customer

off yourself

>>77798529
He's decent enough and Barca seem interested. Who else is there? Eriksen? He's good but I don't think Spurs would be willing to sell this late in the transfer window. I really can't think of any other options.

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>>77798631
loves me some ork postin

>>77798477
>Griezmann
Umm... sorry sweetie, but he's going to Barca next summer. Better luck next time :)

>>77798638
>croatian in /trans/ thread
>calling others customers

>>77798641
Can he run a midfield? Pass sideways for a whole match and never lose the ball? Doubt it.

>>77798659
I'm on vacation you fucking knob

>>77798671
He'll fill Paulinhos role when he inevitably flops.

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>>77798676
>calling holiday vacation
>shitposting on holiday

>>77798676
>vacation
not having that.

>>77798688
>not shitposting on vacay

>>77798707
>being poor

what's the back of your aunt's hovel in your shitstain village look like for the 30th summer in a row? peasant

>>77798751
think the point is youre using the word vacation, which is clearly lost to you and proves the point moreso.

Flags are the true cancer of this board

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6urqAqU4kM

this is outrageous! rogan only takes natural supplements like shroomtech! dana is natty! we need to sue this liar

>>77798686
And who will fill Iniesta's? That's what Barcelona really need.

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>>77798766
well I learned something today

point still stands that you're a mong for sperging out on a French psg supporter, also this >>77798774

you're still a peasant

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>trying to claim Tatum is an arse fan
lol no
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41023108

>>77798784
Coutinho will never be at the level of prime Iniesta. He will be an improvement over Iniesta but at the price he's going it ain't worth it. There really isn't much else in the market, sadly. Sergi Roberto is good enough imo.

Plus liverpool need Coutinho. It would make manure struggle. Can't have manure winning the league, hoping City or Chelsea win instead.

>>77798878
>American predicts no draws

Heh

>>77798658
>barca signing anyone ever again
Uhm sweetie, everyone wants out of that sinking ship.

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Is Dembele worth £110m?

>>77798378
>Scottish ""'""""genetics"""""""

>>77798973

In Hun tears.

>>77798878
>Watch BBC premier league predictions
>It ain't me starts playing

>david villa back in the spain squad
probably one of my favourite players

>>77798378
>Lok'tar Ogar

>>77797891
during the press conference she said her hero was Ronaldinho

@ 1:20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lmKsWCrOGQ

>>77799315
a CUTE

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Any update on the Messi to City situation?

>>77799427
next season on a free transfer la

>>77799427
is he replacing mahrez then?

>>77798113
a heart stroke?

>>77799578
cocaine and roid abuse.
now in an induced coma in attempt to save him

he's not waking up

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>tfw too smart for 2nd grade Euro-footy

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>>77798304
>30m

>>77799596
for me, its FC Sheriff Tiraspol

Hello where are the >De Gay

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What did he mean by this?

>>77799713
Eyes on the prize.

>de gay

>>77799596

>The Mighty BATE
>Kino Köln
>Cvrena Chads

As a Utd/City fan I will be perfectly content with this season if Arsenal drop out at the last 32 or group stages even if my team(s) don't win any trophies

>>77799719
>u r de gay

>>77798076
Don't be, he's shit.

You now realise that if John Guidetti had not missed that simple tap in last season Man United would probably never recovered. They would have missed out on the CL AND lost their billion dollar sponsorship. Now here we are, watching them stroll to a treble.

>>77799502
kek

>>77800117
pottery

>>77800117
Game of two halves lad

>>77800117
Did it so that his friend Ibra can finally win a CL.

>>77797388
>Ox to Chelsea
Why would they need him and why would he not go there?
>Barcelona have agreed a deal worth up to 150m euros (£138m) to sign Borussia Dortmund's 20-year-old France forward Ousmane Dembele. (L'Equipe - in French)
Oh no.

>>77800117
everyone secretly loves United, la

FFP is so gay. Some rich fuck could easily take over Newcastle United (for example) and take them to the level of at least a Tottenham if there was no FFP. I want more than a big 6: I want a big 8, 10, 12.

>>77800219
Newcastle have a good sized stadium so they could probably get round FFP better than most.

>>77800219
But what about muh teachers and nurses?

>>77800219
>Some rich fuck could easily take over Newcastle Un-
WHO CARES

>>77800117
You now realise United missed about 5 chacnes even easier than that over the two legs

any news on caty cole signing for babestation or will she stay at studio 66?

>>77797461
Did anyone actually expect anything from him

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>he actually did a video blog visiting the doctor looking for advice to be healthier 2 weeks ago
n-no

>>77797405
>>Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger has conceded defeat in his attempt to sign 21-year-old winger Thomas Lemar from Monaco. (Telegraph)
Why would he need him at all?

>>77800511
To shut fans up

you lads are going to the pub with your mates to watch the villa match tonight right?

you do have friends don't you?

>>77800529
I'm going out but I don't fancy depressing myself with the Villa brand of 'football'.

>>77800541
>drinking in pubs that don't have the football on
bender

>>77800529
I never go out on a Friday night, don't like to start my matchday drinking with a hangover.

>>77800518
He wanted to shut them fans up, he'd leave the club!
WONGA OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!

>>77800529
>you lads are going to the pub
No.
>you do have friends don't you?
S-sure. Yeah. Obviously. A plenty.
[spoiler];__;[/spoiler]

>>77800529
if i asked my friends if they fancied going to the pub to watch the villa game i probably wouldn't have friends anymore 2bh

>>77800529
I'm not ruining my night out by watching villa

>>77800565
>he can't hack 2 days in a row
alri grandad
>>77800587
>>77800595
>>77800601
sad!

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>getting her drunk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RzMjMEStrA

>>77800489
What's the /fit/ consensus on him?

>>77800623
he was a meme, well liked.

>>77800623
a sticky as big as his heart (literally)
>>>/fit/42622661

>>77800607
Wait till you get past 35 m8. I'm still hungover on Monday morning some weeks.

>>77800639
grim.

what was >>77777777

>>77800618
Fucking latin lovers, poortuguese, spanish, italians. You're all the same

STOP FUGGING OUR WOMEN WHEN THEY'RE ON HOLIDAY

>>77800639
He's just imploring us to pls watch his league.

>>77800660
I don't really watch pub football now Huddersfield are in the big time.

I'll make an exception to see Bruce get btfo tonight though.

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>>77797758
>>77797890
Kim Wall - Google it

>>77800700
>Danish inventor denies killing journalist Kim Wall and mutilating body
>Peter Madsen claims Wall died in an accident on board his submarine before he dumped her body in the sea

>>77800712
Two ago they found a torso of a woman, yesterday it was revealed that the DNA matched Kim Wall

>reading the Best PL XI selection

This is a complete joke... If you have talentLESS mofos like Neville, Giggs and Shearer in your team, you might as well put your name in that XI...Oh god those average ones over the absolutely awsome players likes of Aguero, Bale, Suarez, Drogba, Cantona, Bergkamp, Silva, Vidic, Kompany, Viera, Keane etc is beyond a joke....!

>>77800567
Cringe.

>>77800366
clare richards is studio 66's best player

>>77797580
Can somebody photoshop it so the torso is under his head? So it looks like he's really small? Haha, as a joke lol.

>>77800796
This a quote from the comments?

>>77800814
Here you go la >>77799713

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>>77800796
>Giggs
>Shearer
>talentless

Lmao Arsecucks ain't gonna get out of the Group in the Poourpa Poo

>>77800823
Ya. There's also one of >us, posting there under the name Eggieplant.

>>77800829
Welcome to the world of BBC HYS where you play 'Is this a troll or a legit comment'?

>>77800840
>Eggieplant
I'll keep an eye out. Those comment sections are a goldmine

When was the last time Mark 'Lawro' Lawrenson predicted a Liverpool defeat??

>>77800907
Can't remember the last time I noticed him saying anything desu, thought he'd been sacked.

>>77800915
>he doesn't religiously follow ""lawro's"" weekly premier league predictions
sad!

>>77800719
The fuck does that have to do with Sweden?

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>>77797388
ter Stegen
Semedo - Pique - Umtiti - Alba
Busi - Paulinho
Dembele - Messi - Coutinho
Ratking

Can this team win the treble?

>>77800907
Back when 606 had a message board I remember somebody did a points tally of Lawrenson's predictions which had Liverpool winning the league undefeated by the start of April.

>>77800921
I don't ever use the BBC website.

>>77800907
>Liverpool
>Losing to arseshit

>>77800970
>Shitzen
>Not shitposting
lmao

>>77800927
Can? Yes. Will? Unlikely.

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>>77801004
Shut up, Arsecuck. We're gonna thrash you, cuck.

>We

>Ronald Koeman: Diego Costa welcome at Everton

>Livermongs

>>77801046
i'm sure he'd be welcome at most clubs desu

>>77801064
Most managers don't publically say stuff like that though as it can lead to fines (esp. if Chelsea complain).

Fuck off Martinez you twat
I hate NT games

ibrahim-costa-lukaku
matic-pobbog-fellainy
jones-smalling-bailey-valencia
>de gay

>£170m for a worse martial

Lieke a cute. CUTE!

>>77800935
Full of WUMs that place m8

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>>77801081

>>77801103
Basically what the BBC comments are nowadays

>>77800829
Gerard was the last real footballer.

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Can anyone figure this out?

All pieces move in typical chess fashion and you have to eliminate a piece with every move you make and be left with one piece

>>77801103
All football forums need a good mix of WUMs and mongs desu.

>>77801090
Keep your hands where I can see them pal

trans is really starting to bore me

cant wait for the transfer window to be over with

>>77801103
>>77801140
what's a WUM? no bully pls
>>77801150
just treat it like /epl/

>>77801158
Wind up merchant.

>>77801158
Your ma's a WUM

>>77801163
cheers
>>77801176
wind your neck in

>>77801158
>/epl/
This triggers the customer

>>77801158
>/epl/
you mean /prem/

>>77801188
epl is literally a customer's term
the proper name should be /prem/+/efl/ but the glory hunting pakis won't allow it

Lovren going to City next season, for 120k per week.

Basically done deal already

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>>77801047
Shut up, cuck. Won't be seeing your shite when we thrash Arsecucks on Sunday. Their defence is League 2 tier.

>>77801090
I lieke her.

wtf I though Europa league was the real elite european competition

that's what the pajeets and jihadi johns told me when their team won it last year

>>77801210
>Their defence is League 2 tier.
And yours isn't? LMAO.

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>slipperpool

>>77801205
>/efl/
The Ecuadorian football league?

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>leave the premier league to me

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>>77797388
Martial and Rashford are not the same person

>>77801205
There's one thing that customers, die hards and neutral QPR fans all hate; change.

It's going to be /epl/ forever now.

>>77801233
youre European Elite if you win it. Runner up and below are all shit clubs.

>>77801233
>that's what the pajeets and jihadi johns told me when their team won it last year
Didn't happen.

>>77801233
Still is

>>77801246
Jesus christ, did Pulis and John Beck grow this thing in a lab.

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>>77801234
At least we don't lose to Stoke.

>>77801243
SO FUNNAH.

>Bournemouth v City
This will end 4-4

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>>77801251
>Winning elite Europa league gets you an actual trophy that is equivalent to finishing 4th in PL

How do we fix international football, lads?

>>77801139
does that arrow at the bottom indicitate the directions the prawns go?

>>77801298
>finishing 4th
you mean 3rd?

>>77801281
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/32770765

>>77801316
GREAT post

>>77801280

he is going straight in my fantasy team. he's the new bayol.

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>>77801316
slipperpool slippers absolutely BTFO

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>>77801316
So pathetic you have to go back 2 (TWO) years.

>>77801298
3rd, knobhead. Stick to your own shit league.

>>77801316
lmao you now remember that pity goal for slippy G

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>>77801316

>>77801316
Reminder that Stoke LET Gerrard score as it was his final game for Liverpool and they took pity on him K E K

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>at least we don't lose to Stoke
>lose 6-1 to Stoke

>>77801329
>So pathetic you have to go back 2 (TWO) years
So pathetic you have to back 27 (TWENTY SEVEN) years.

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Any updates on the TayTay to me situation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K0RzZGpyds

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>>77801364

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27092978
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27184083
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38121184
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38779233
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39612237
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36254631
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35624164
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/32770765

Lads, Villa is gonna win today right?

>>77798113

Glad that idiot's dead. Roid fiends are as bad as people who just gorge themselves to the point of morbid obesity.

>>77801415
Villarreal, yeah.

>>77801316
Stoke letting Gerrard get a consolation goal is literally more embarrassing than the match ending 6-0

>>77801415
They're going to lose 2-1. Villa goal early in the first half, Brizzle equaliser around 70, winner at 85.

>>77800922

Kim Wall was Swedish.

>>77798113
Looks weird desu

>>77800529

I'm going to the pub with my mates but it's unlikely that I'll be watching football

>>77801359
2 years ago, you twat.

>>77801364
And you'd have to go back to the dawn of fucking creation to win 5 European Cups! Oh wait, no you won't, cause you've not managed it with your tinpot club. Literally had 14 billion years and can't even manage to beat 'hur dur not even go a PL title (but feel free to ignore all the other top flight titles you've won :^)) face".

>>77800529

I thought /trans/ was friends (._.)

>>77801246

Really can't see West Brom being the team to help him realise his potential

>>77801311
No, the pawns move upward

>>77801565
watch him flop la

>>77801527
>And you'd have to go back to the dawn of fucking creation to win 5 European Cups! Oh wait, no you won't, cause you've not managed it with your tinpot club.
Lmao slipperpool fan call Man Utd a tinpot club. And we have 4 European cups, with a greater chance of getting more than you.

>>77801384
obsessed

>>77801565
How much?

>>77801595
As I said, call me when it's 6.

>>77801595
Utd don't have 4 European cups you child

>>77801565
130 + 20 in add ons?

The most banter heavy /trans/ in a while.

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>>77801565
>it's real

>>77801621
3x Champions League
1x Europa League
What's wrong about that shitizen?

>>77801369
slayyyyy queen

>>77801652
Liverpool have 8 then mongo not even close

>>77801621
>child
>Shitzen
oh the irony, don't you have some toilets to fuck you ugly spacker?

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>>77797580

Could somebody shop these together please?

>>77801670
Your right Liverpool are not even close to be successful as Man U.

>>77801602
>>77801635
105mil + about 42mil in add ons.

>>77801139

bish takes rook
other bish takes pawn
knight takes bish
pawn takes knight
bish takes pawn
rook takes knight

>>77798236

>Arsenal still get Bayern

They're gonna have to get past BATE Borisov first m8.

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>>77801527
>it didn't happen yesterday so it doesn't count
>we haven't won a title for 27 years but we're still a big club la

>be a Liverpool fan
>feel entitled to be in the CL
>despite the team winning one trophy and mounting two title challenges in the last decade

>>77801694
lol watzke got cucked AGAIN

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>>77801673

>>77801699
How does that win?

is coutinho safe now la

>>77801699
Doesnt work m8

>All these ABLs pretending it isn't our year.

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>>77801724
>getting 150mil after one season for a 20y old you bought for 15mil
>cucked

Kalle pls.

>>77801746
But he's gonna miss wc at this rate, looks like he's gonna play for Brazil next international week though

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>>77801726

Thanks m8. Saved.

>>77801139
Impossible, they're all on the same team

>>77801565
Barcelona belongs in the trash can

>>77801541
We are, m8.

>>77801415
Yes

>>77801760
It's hilarious innit

>>77801769
>getting 150mil
they're getting 105 mil

>>77801721
Carling Cup is elite trophy la.

>>77801084

Remember when people thought Martial was expensive?

>>77801837
For now, yes. That's more than he's worth and you can be sure the addons are easy to reach. Spanish media is joking around saying Dortmund get 5mil when he puts on his right shoe and stuff like that.

>>77801726
Could you make the head silver like the torso as well?

>>77801619
member when you said exactly the same but said 19?
Now United have 20 and Liverpool still on 18 lmao

>Man Utd Midfielder Paul Pogba Named 2016/17 Europa League Player of the Season

lads, is it possible for transfers to be agreed upon a season ahead?

>>77802068
yes. See Griezmann

>>77801746
No, if anything barca will go harder for him. Valverde said he wants an attacking midfielder.

>Ousmane Demflope

Pretty mad that in one summer Pogba went from the 1st most expensive player in the world to the 3rd

>>77802078
where to in the end? barca od manu?

i heard a confidential information for a player that allegedly agreed for a move next season

Are they going to go for Coutinho now?

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>Swansea are in for Remy from Chelsea
No just get Bony, Arias and a number 10 not that old injury prone guy

>>77802132
probably worst kept secret Griezmann to United was put off because of the transfer ban. he signed a new contract that has the same release clause

>>77797388
does he have to share the table with two other guys?

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>150mil

Gotta hand it to this asshole. He's almost as unlikeable as Rumenigger but he's done a great job with Dortmund over these past 10 years.

Swansea and Palace will without a doubt go down. Can't decide on the third team.

>>77802210
Poocastle because theyre SHIT HAHAAHAHAHAHHAAH

>>77802210
swansea will 100% stay up

>>77802067
from whom? his mom?

>>77802230
name a player who deserved it more

oh wait! you can't!

lads how many bongs until mcgoober vs mayweather?

>>77802251
yvon mvogo

>>77802269
did he win the europa league last season?

He might be trolling, but Derry Matthews is saying he saw Van Dijk at Melwood before

https://twitter.com/derrymathews23/status/901114042730852352

>>77802256
About 36 bongs

>>77802281
no, but the way to my heart

>>77802286
cool

>>77802285
If I were a Liverpool fan - and thank fuck I'm not - I'd be really miffed with this transfer. He's not what Liverpool need.

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>>77801837
if the player manages to be a starter for a few seasons they'll end up getting 30m of the bonuses

the remaining 10m are for ballon dor 5m and winning cl 5m

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:v)

>>77802312
>strong CB to replace Lovren isn't what Liverpool need

????

>>77802256
>>77802286
realistically will start around 7am BST? so 38 bongs

>>77802175
Technically not until January. Atm it's like £220M or something and it'll go down to £88m in January.

>>77802210
Swans ain't dropping. Brighton and Newcastle on the other hand.

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>>77802210
Swansea are getting 3 big signings soon and one of them is on deadline day so don't count us out

>>77802323
Not for £60m or whatever, no.

>>77802368
>>77802167
So lad, were you a Britlad on an American proxy or are you an American lad on a Brit proxy?

>>77802369
Liverpool have ~£100m to spend, and Van Dijk is the only CB Klopp is considering, so i'd say it's exactly what we need.

Our defence has been shit for ages

>>77802357
>Not knowing that Ashley will shit himself at the thought of relegation and panic buy throughout January

The only question is whether Rafa will still be there and that looks doubtful, though there's no one else in the league for him to manage desu and he's already stated countless times he's only interested in managing in the PL.

>>77802387
Rafa put up with worse shit at Liverpool from the owners, he'll stay as long as the fans love him

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>sell overrated problematic old turd for 222m
>free more than 60m in squad wages
>buy better younger replacement for half the price
barcelona always win, how do they do it?

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>>77802387
>The only question is whether Rafa will still be there
cant get a payout if hes not sacked

>>77802381
there are at least a thousand CBs who are an upgrade to lovren, some of whom are women.

>>77802230

*mum

>>77802321
is that gotze?

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draxler to arsenal soon

>>77802413
>dembele better than Neymar
>topkek

Hope he breaks his leg in the first game.

>buying another CB will fix Liverpool's defence
lmao cant fix a cursed defence

raphael dwamena to brighton CANCELLED after failed medical

>>77801046
>>77801076
listened to the presser

he was asked if costa would be welcomed there and he answered 'he's a good player and all good players are welcome here'

Was the defense that slipped? I don't think so...