/heem/ - Conor BTFO

>4 posts early

>no previous thread

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>"You're a comedian"

I think I've seen this episode before

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>my head hurts

real heem thread
>>77793852

What food is everyone ordering for the fight

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pauwie want a cwacker

dc is the goat

>>77795487
Corn Nuts: Corn to the Core

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>mfw they tell me my head is too small

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>>77795487

eggs mate

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>>77797604

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>>77797626
Rich piano??
I ordered a poor piano LOL

>>77797626
Source my guy???

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>>77797626
He finally left humanity behind. o7

>>77797626
Steroids kill

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we need a consistent background image that gets updated every thread with whatever relevant news there is

>>77797605
fuken saved

>>77797626
FUCK. I was really hoping he pulled through.

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>>77797626

LOL

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>>77797662
i think piana proves that they pretty much don't

i mean he has been taking them since he was 16 in ridiculous amount and managed to live into his 40s

that's like saying alcohol kills because one guy drank a fifth of vodka every day for 20 years...

>>77797667
who is that guy and why do you believe him

hes still alive goddammit

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>>77797626
F

>>77797678
Please refrain from using DC's image with these egregious posts.

This is such a desperate, obvious ploy, people calling Mayweather a "puppetmaster" are literally sub 89 IQ.

Paulie is a bitch and got handled, cried about it, and Floyd saw a useful idiot. Top kek.

>>77797626
deserved it for no collab with genova my guy

>>77797684
It's on CNN.

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>>77797626
>i know you're crushing it in the Great Gym in the Sky

F

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holy shit bros piana actually dead, who else is taking an extra scoop for him?

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>>77797693
nO XDD

>>77797626
Conor's victory will be for you my racist big guy

>>77797681
He died 21 years before the average life expectancy

>>77797663
>enjoy coke
lel

THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3_g8P9elQM

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>>77797751

>>77795237
i dont think ive seen a faggier looking adult male, what a disgusting excuse of a being that faggot is

guys, the real question is did rich deserve it for no collab

>>77797663
>jones gets labeled a cheat but cyborg doesn't
It's not fair...

>>77797707
Fatso McFatterton could still die in the next three years. Give it a minute or two.

>>77797773
Cyborg never popped for steroids you fucking goof. That was a tainted weight cutting supplement and you know it.

>>77797735
now imagine if he had just done a normal amount of HGH instead of $1000's worth every week, that might have taken just a couple of years off his life expectancy. worth it.

>>77797773
that's the joke look at the shopping bag at her feet

didnt really know much about the interviewer before this week but i really like him now https://youtu.be/HerZ-jO_Cv0

>>77797781
Shes been on them her whole career

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>>77797701
CNN?? FUCKING CNN

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<-- Tappy

The power of meme magic my guy. This is a sign, Floyd is next

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RIP Rich Piana here's your proof.

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hmm...

>>77797819

not proof. post dead body

>>77797822
this isn't very good anon

>>77797701
Oh thank god.

I thought he was actually dead.

>>77797793
ariel is a rodent and floyd called him out for it

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>I'm In Your Resident Town #LasVegas.... I Walk Right Up To You In T-Mobile Arena And Say "You Wanna Act Tough Behind A Camera Huh... We Can Run This Shit. I'm Here Right Now MF'er There's No Cameras Here... No Crowd. We Can Do This Right Now..." & You Do Absolutely NOTHING... Except Say "Its 8am & Its Too Early" & Look For Someone To Step In. I Told You "My Fight Time Has No Time" And You Wait Until Now To DM Me A Line?... Fake As Fuck #FuckinPussy #TUFBehindTheCamera #JustForShow #CanIGetARealJournalistHere I'll Show You What A #DDT Is #TonyFergusonMMA #SNAPDOWNCITY

Isn't Paul Malignaggi an announcer now, shouldn't he be unbiased?

>>77797831
make one better anon

>>77797831
what's wrong with it

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Enjoy the fight lads

>>77797709
2 scoops

>>77797851
no lol
he had a huge feud with Broner and still called the Maidana fight

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>>77797838
lmao! How do you even come up with shit like this

>>77797793
he is responsible for 80% of animosity in the UFC. most of his questions are in the form

>he said so and so about you, do you have anything to say to him?

People have called him out for it. He's also a scumbag for leaking information, wish he was still lifetime banned.

>>77797844

are hashtags the biggest cancer of the normie internet era?

>>77797844
Lmao trying to sell the fight.

>>77797861
>2 scoops

5 SCOOPS CMOON

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>>77797626
Never forget

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>>77797865
>>77797866
>jokes must only ever be told once

you guys think i'm trying to take credit for it? i'm fucking anonymous

>>77797844
I Actually Kind Of Like Tony Ferguson, But Why Is He Such A #Retard?

>>77797822
why would you make this for what casuals in heem say

it should be what excuses will CONOR make

>>77797903
that's kevin lee

>>77797899
You stole that photo from /fit/ too you fucking asshole.

I'm burning the UK to the ground.

>>77797903
I actually really like his flavor of austism.

>>77797899
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>77797925
I used to follow him on insta but the cringe was too intense

>>77797919
gadoosh

Why is it called The Fighter and the Kid?

>>77797956
because callen is old and it's really funny get it?

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>>77797956
Not sure. Neither one of them is a fighter and neither one is a kid.

>>77797961
>schaub comedy

/heem/ is gonna be moved to /asp/ in 2 days

>>77797988
I must have missed the memo, what's happening in two days that's related to MMA?

Miss weight by literally an ounce and you're fined 20% of your purse.

Cheat and give your opponent brain damage and you're fined just 10%.

Hilarious this commission you've got.

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So what's the next step in his master plan?

>>77798090
Wait for Conor to call him out after Floyd gets the finish in order to get redemption in boxing.

>>77798090
crashing this ppv

Is the money fight going to break the 5 mill PPV buy barrier?

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>Floyds bodyguard dies 2 days before the fight
>People still think floyd has a chance and is not doomed

>>77795237
What a pathetic dude this guido is haha
I feel ashamed just by watching

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Reem bless

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Bono was supposed to sing the Irish national anthem but it was too much of a late notice. Showtime screwed up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaNty9_TrF0

MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY TEAM

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How can Mayweather be 5'8 if Pacquiao is 5'6?

One of them is lying, and I doubt somebody would like about being shorter than they are

>>77798216
ireland btfo

>>77798261
Height cutting is endemic to combat sports, sadly. It's not long until we see a related death.

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What are the chances Michael and Bruce Buffer announce each fighter on Saturday

>>77798288
bruce is actually better.

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can anyone from /fit/ tell me jon's routine here?

>>77798288
Jimmy Lennon Jr does it for Showtime

>>77798328
Tren hard, eat clen, anaver give up.

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>>77797626
>it's real
Jesus Christ

>>77798328
Cialis and calisthenics

>>77798328
Anavar

>>77798328
>tat goes from one side to the other

Damn, roids are magic.

At the first bell, Mcgregor comes out cautious, true to his counterpunching style. Quickly becomes evident he cannot win any exchanges at all by boxing in the middle of the ring. Mayweather uses his signature body punches to keep mcgregor hesitant. By the end of the round, Mayweather starts landing sharp rights to the head, both by countering and leading.

First intermission, Mcgregor's corner tells him he to be more aggressive -- in FMJ's corner:

>>Floyd, you ain't paying attention man

>I am! You said bop bop, then touch him and bop!

So, McGregor comes out more aggressive, only to eat more sharp shots as he doesn't have the footwork to keep up with mayweather.

Third round, Mcgregor's face is significantly swollen and his frustration equally as noticeable. Expect some verbal exchanges with the referee complaining about the holding from mayweather, which floyd's been getting away with for 20 years.

During the fourth round, the weak-stomached viewers start asking why they don't call the fight right there. The fifth round is just a bloodbath, mayweather in complete control and at the fifth intermission, the referee comes to mcgregor's corner and asks if he's ok. Mcgregor suffers more damage and his first knockdown in the sixth -- he'll fail to answer the bell for the seventh.

>>77798328
steroids and 3 months of calisthenics

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>>77798352
>what is a bathroom selfie in a mirror v what is a regular photo
Never chane, Croatia.

>>77797626
and cormier is champion of the world

STAY NATTY FOLKS

Our guy durianrider put up a touching memorial

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&a=&v=i-9rUOPEymw

>>77798355
>mayweather not playing his usual defensive strategy of counter punching and running away

you fall for his bullshit EVERY SINGLE TIME. he said he would knock out manny and the fight would not go to decision. how did that go for him?

i don't actually think floyd is doing anything wrong, he's playing a game... don't hate the player hate the game. boxing on points is a legit strategy because that's the way we set up the rules.

>>77798404
It's been a very long time since FMJ fought someone so defensively porous as McGregor. Floyd will be landing at will.

I just don't see how Conor doesn't get stopped. Sorry.

>Casuals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab6UndL2vwE

>>77798301
lol no

>>77798379
kek wtf i found this guy on my own last week shitting on some fat nutrition guy, didnt know he was heems boy

hes based though

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>>77798379

>>77798424
I agree with you, but even so you're still talking about a guy with obvious stamina issues in MMA. Even if by some miracle he makes it to round 9 he's still gonna flop over from exhaustion.

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hes still alive to me goddamit

i guess he will fight schaub on the other side

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>>77798467
He's in God's gym now.

>>77798448
you know how ovince saint preux when he fought jon jones he gassed after 2 rounds, and instead of going all in on the 3rd, he just let jones rack up on points

i think conor is smarter than that. he's not gonna play the safe game hoping he'll win a decision or get a 5th round knock out, he's too smart to play such a silly game

he's going to be cautious first round, then second he'll empty his tank and go in for the kill

What if Conor forgets to bring his balls?

>>77798488
what did paulie even mean by that. is that italian for something else?

>>77798288

>IIIIIIIT'S TIME!
>TO GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEE

Don't know if this would be cringe or epic.

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EIRE

>>77798505
hes a fighter, relax

>>77798480
I don't watch boxing but what I've gathered from the endless sea of pre fight analysis is that Floyd is very good at tying up with opponents, making them carry his weight and that way catch his breath. I don't know if Conor has the fight IQ, especially in this completely new environment, but technically he's a better grappler so shouldn't he be able to take rounds off in a similar fashion?

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>>77798508

This is the worst thing I have ever seen

@3:40

https://youtu.be/Z5Hd8k_FUsU?t=3m40s

English fans need to be delete.

>>77798542
>technically he's a better grappler

Not in the clinch. He's relatively good defensively to most boxers, but Mayweather puts out far more damage there than Conor ever has.

>>77797956
Chinny and the Hack seems more accurate

https://news.paddypower.com/boxing/2017/08/23/paddy-power-pay-out-early-on-floyd-mayweather-victory/

>It’s the most lucrative fight in boxing history, and some punters are already in the Money – as Paddy Power have paid out early on Floyd Mayweather beating Conor McGregor.

>We’ve made the £250,000 pay-out this morning, despite more than 80% of our customers backing the Notorious one.

>Asked about the pay out spokesman Paddy Power said: “We’re spinning the roulette wheel a bit here – as getting it wrong would see a serious Mac Attack on my bank balance.

>“But, when you’re backing Mayweather, you’ve basically covered the whole board anyway.

>“Patriotism aside, we are paying out early on a Mayweather victory – because we checked, and only one of them is a boxer. We always bet on black.”

So much for patriotism!

>>77798633
i might be a patriot but i'm not gonna risk being homeless over it. they got a business to run.

plus i don't get this patriotism shit it's one fighter he doesn't represent the country. you think americans back mayweather because he's american? shit not even blacks are behind him.

if you're a scumbag nobody's gonna support you.

>>77798505
No idea but Conor seemed to get angry when he said that. Maybe something from camp?

>>77798633
https://news.paddypower.com/politics/2016/10/18/paddy-power-pay-out-hillary-clinton/

literally what do they mean by this?

putting the house on conair

>>77798505
eyyyy listen up prick hes toaking about bringing his boalls not balls u deaf or somthing capiche

THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON

floyd taking some of the hardest hitting welterweights in boxing and conor still thinks his "left hand shot" will finish him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5yNDw-ewgs

>>77798698
relax i'm a fighter

Holy shit did you guys see the Tony Ferguson Kevin Lee stareoff

>>77797626
1 day u may...

F

>>77798733
yeah it was nothing special. not really a "holy shit" moment just the same drama from two dramatists.

>>77798505
He said it because Conor went for the takedown against Nate Diaz which Paulie said was admitting defeat because it wasn't possible for Conor to take down Nate. He also said in sparring he could see see how Conor didn't want to dig deep when it got tough.

don't let the excitement for this fight distract you from the fact that /ourguy/ did an interview with chael the other day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcwuNdZshCo

>>77798787
he looks like a black post malone

>>77798787
damn bendo looking rough

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>>77797626
>Zyzz dead
>Piana dead
>Boogie alive

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/box/ here with a quick reminder.

MMA will never be a fraction as relevant or prestigious as boxing. Face it, it's filled with sub par athletes (hence why fat bums like Derrick Lewis can be a legit contender) who simply weren't good enough to make it in boxing. It's just a fact, why wouldn't they box if they could? Even mediocre boxers like Paulie Malinaggi made a fuckload of money in his fights whereas legit fighters like TJ Dillashaw and RDA get paid peanuts.

Nah, boxing is never going away and MMA will forever be redneck tier trash. Now with Jon Jones popped and Ronda Rousey contemplating suicide, there's only Conor left and where is he right now? You guessed it, he's in boxing begging Floyd Mayweather to change his bum life by embarrassing him in the boxing ring.

Meanwhile boxing has Anthony Joshua who just pinged 1.5 million PPV buys. Canelo who did 1 million PPV buys against a heavybag and has another 1+ million PPV fight coming up with GGG. Lomachenko climbing through the stardom with another PPV event this year against Rigondeaux and shit, even McGregor is pretty much a boxer considering the fact that he's making more in this fight than every UFC champion combined. I mean, what even is Conors best PPV? Under 2 million? This is your best """""""draw"""""? LOL

Your sport is a joke lads. Sorry, but not sorry

>>77798921
why don't you like fighting though?

>>77798911
who the fk is boogie

>>77797857
nothing, you did a lovely job!

>>77798522
Who is this white beauty?

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>>77798578

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>>77799010

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>>77799061
he'll be happy when he sees his updated record

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>>77799163

I don't see how he can be happy about it. He still got KO'd.

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>>77798956

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>>77799220
well i got ko'd by a guy in a club hitting me with a sucker punch that doesn't affect my (nonexistent) mma career

>>77799163
first fight he didn't though

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F

>>77799299
he's been juicing his entire career

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>>77799220
ㄒ 卄 丨匚 匚

>>77799478
can you not see the distortion in the back?

>>77799244
people dont understand that being 400lbs of fat and 400lbs of muscle works the heart almost the same. all those muscles need blood and oxygen. boogie would die too if he did these workouts the roiders do. hes 400lbs but doesnt work his heart to bursting point, whereas these 400lb roiders do so every day. shits not healthy. theres a reason all these cyclists and footy players live to 100, and the bodybuilders and wwe wrestlers are all dead by 50

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>>77799497

No?

>>77799497
Her gravitational pull warps spacetime.

>>77799508
>all these cyclists and footy players live to 100
They do not.

why do you people keep posting mckenzie derp, she literally does bjj how is that mma related?

>>77799551
She's 3-0 in MMA.

>>77799581
no she is not.

>>77799551
>she will never do bbbj with you

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What is /heem/ doing for freaky friday?
Gym for me

predict how many conor fanboys that live vicariously through him will call floyd a nigger on saturday?

what a joke this woman is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npfa4i8ws5M

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>>77799587

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SUCKAZZZ

>>77799603

Takin' a few selfies haha because its freeeaky friday!! :P

>>77799604
I've never wanted both fighters to lose a fight this much, and it's mostly because of the obnoxious boxing fans and Irish people.

>>77799603
Jerking off to pictures of Paige VanZant and killing time on a heavy bag in my musky basment.

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Where you at Jorge?!

>>77799604

I WAS A CONOR FANBOY I BELIEVED THE IRISH WERE THE MOST POWERFUL RACE ON EARTH UNTIL I SAW THE OP.

CONOR BROS THEY ARE LAUGHING AT US THEY HAD US FOOLED FROM THE START

/TMT/ HOW THE FUCK DO WE STOP THE MOVEMENT THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

AMERICAN BROS, RENOUNCE THE 1/24TH IRISH BLOOD YOU THINK YOU HAVE BUT PROBABLY DONT, ITS ALL WORTHLESS

>>77799616
she's never thrown a punch or kick in her life.

usain bolt wouldn't be considered a football player if he ran across a field three times

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Foreign hours used to be comfy now you guys are worse than us burgers.

Freddie Roach is going to corner GSP in November
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/8/24/16200506/freddie-roach-says-hell-corner-georges-st-pierre-against-michael-bisping-at-ufc-217

>>77799663
turkroach is a hack. knows nothing about mma striking and all his boxers get heemed and cant into defence.

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Ironic that someone named "The Mauler" comes out of fights looking like he's literally been mauled himself.

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>>77799656
>she's won MMA fights
>that means she's not relevant to MMA

>>77798614
Sharky the lad in the comments

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Bellator and Glory on tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzV0qzXKAsw

Bretty decent promo for the fight. /pol/'s gonna freak though.

>>77799683
haha didn't even notice. how is that guy not in jail.. pedophile, loan shark, rapist... i guess in thailand you get away with anything

>>77799734
Thailand is wild lad, corruption everywhere

>>77798633
great PR

>>77798244
Kek now do one for Khabib Ferguson

>>77799749
can you imagine just waking up one morning making your protein shake and thinking "wouldn't it be a good idea if i posed with my ass pushed out wearing panties"? what goes through these people's minds?

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>Waiting 6 hours for a 15 minute interview with Mayweather

>>77799674
Roach is a meme trainer, none of his boxers ever improve. He's been with GSP in the past, so nothing new here

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>>77799768
She's advertising the protein.

>>77799805
it's cringe though. if my friends did that i'd have a serious word with them.

>>77799663
You can thank connors dummy fanbase for that

>>77799749

kek that fucking dog

>rich piana dies the same week jon bones is done for steroids yet again

WHAT THE FUCK TIMELINE DO WE LIVE IN
WHO UPSET THE NATTY GOD OF BALANCE?

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2, 4, 3, 1

>mfw conir macgregar bounces the black boys hed off da kanvas

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49-1

>>77799871
>no face because it wont happen

>>77799862
4, 2

Not touching the trannies.

>>77799862
1 > 4 > 2 > 3

>>77799862
4, 4, 4, 4

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>>77799898
I can't wait until Conor retires on the stool.

>>77799768
they're probably instagram whores

>>77799917
I cant wait for all the embarassing punchface photos of McG after this fight
his ego is going to be in tatters

>>77799862
4,2,1,3

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the view from behind conor

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did he break the record for most distance covered in a match?

>>77799943
You're quite sad.

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>>77797626
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>77799994
He deserves nothing less. With any luck he'll never come back to MMA.

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How efficient will Conor be Saturday

>>77799980
Gotta mire that cardio

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>>77800007
Extremely so, that black guy won't know where to run to and hide

>>77800003
they both have a huge ego. in fact i can't think of anyone with a bigger ego than either of them.

>>77800053
Floyd taking an L would be hilarious esp against a novice but it's not going to happen

floyd taking some of the hardest hitting welterweights in boxing and conor still thinks his "left hand shot" will finish him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5yNDw-ewgs

>>77800053
The difference is that Floyd's is well deserved. He's the best boxer of all time.

>>77795237
>people expecting a 0-0 fighter to beat one that's 49-0

Just admit you only prefer Conor because he's white. Floyd is a legend and has a bigger dick. Not to mention the better boxer in a BOXING match.

>>77800053
McGregor: talks shit, lost many times

Floyd: talks shit, actually lives up to his own hype


There's a difference, edgy white boy.

>>77800064
this is the last chance we get to see a potential loss for mayweather

conor has and will have his ego shattered again, so there's plenty of time

but now i'd really like to see that smirk wiped off floyds little peanut face

>>77800065
Conor's power is nothing exceptional in boxing, his poor technique limits him, he's no Cotto, Maidana, Canelo, Pac, etc.

>>77800072
>playing the race card on 4chan
you realize EVERYONE hates floyd, even black people?

hahaha dana tried to get bono to sing the national anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaNty9_TrF0

>>77800089
Floyd is worshipped by black people.

>>77800053
Floyd Mayweather talks the talk and walks the walk. Fact. All Conor does is talk.

>>77800119
This. They even worshiped OJ.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsnuhz-Kb7k

>>77800123
bud.. i hate conor myself, he's a little ugly midget with a huge ego and a dumb following, but i still wanna see floyd lose once.

>>77800132
do black people consider it a win for black people if OJ wins his trial or floyd wins a boxing match?

>>77800152
Black people don't care about what you think. They're too busy having their huge dicks worshipped by your women.

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>>77800132
>They even worshiped OJ.

>Not worshipping a guy who greased his cheating wife and her lover and got away with it

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ahem

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>>77800158
x2

Why is Paulie so beta?

Who is your favorite girl face puncher in the UFC?

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>>77800188
Is that the guy who vacated his belt to the reigning, defending, undisputed, undefeated at MW Robert Whittaker?

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>people unironically not wanting to see the greatest shock in the history of boxing

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>>77800204
Claudia Gadelha

>>77799734
>sharky
>pedo

sauce

The only way to get people to buy flyweight PPVs is to make 5 flyweights fight a heavyweight

>>77800215
he's proud of it too, look at his facebook.

>>77800211
steroids

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>>77800208
I want Conor's fanbase to suffer more than I want to upend boxing.

>>77799734
not insulting the king

https://www.ufc.tv/video/mayweather-vs-mcgregor---how-conor-wins

Please someone explain to me, how can Woodley claim GSP is ducking him? Woodley is the champion and GSP is not even a contender. How can an unranked guy duck the champion? Shouldnt it be the other way around, if you want to call it ducking?

>>77800253
>To view this page ensure that Adobe Flash Player version 10.2 or greater is installed.

Did I just time travel back to 2003?

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>>77800238
Will you leave heem when conor knocks Floyd's little peahead off the floor

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>>77800253
>So what kind of MMA fighter would want to take a fight with the greatest boxer of all time when he's never had a boxing match?
>I can only think of one.

hahahaha yeah conor's basically doing this for free, right, just for the love of the sport hahaha

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>I'm rooting for the undefeated all time great and the heavy favorite in the most lopsided match in boxing history

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>>77800276
Oh for sure, Conor's not going to have a puffier face than Brando's GF's vagina come sunday morning.

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>when he says boxing isnt a real fight

>>77800258
Because Woodley is champ in GSP's division. GSP moved divisions to get a much safer fight in Bisping. GSP knows Woodley is like a vastly improved version of himself, and doesn't want to get brutally heemed. At least if he loses to Bisping it'll probably be by decision.

GSP is clearly scared of Woodley.

>>77800258
Because he's considered one of the greatest of all time if he were to come back he'd instantly be ranked #1.

It's obvious he's ranking him, I mean, why would he fight at middleweight when he's never been 185 in his life?

It's because Bisping is both an easier fight and because there's more money in it. Tyron is "the boring one" and is a much harder fight. Whichever way you look at it, GSP has no reason to fight Tyron unless he wants to lose both the fight and a large payday.

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>>77800313
>GSP knows Woodley is like a vastly improved version of himself

Yep, this is exactly how GSP would react to being pressured.

>>77800258
pick one:

2 million dollar fight purse against an easy overrated opponent?

1 million dollar fight purse against one of the best welterweights of all time?

>>77800311
>those nationalities

why do anglos die so easy?

>>77800326
also gsp has no pride or ego which is why he's happy going to decision

>>77800326
>1 million dollar fight purse against one of the best welterweights of all time?
I thought we were talking about Woodley?

>>77800332
what are you doing bud? /prog/ is that way --->

>>77800333
oh i read it wong

were the ones doing the killing

kek

Piana is dead

>>77800311
imagine being a chilet

>>77800358
>still not confirmed by tmz

>>77800311
>african chins

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>>77800351
Lol wrong image. Gotta get more inventive with names

>>77800322
Woodley has improved a lot since the Rory fight. GSP has a lot of bad moments, too. Woodley is GSP with better wrestling and one punch KO power.

>>77800378
dont forget us when youre rich and famous shaneo

>>77800379
No, fuck you. Exactly how is Woodley GSP-like?

>>77800378
>betting 10 dollars to win 2.40
the bookies love him

That piece of shit Piana is dead lmao. Better news than this stupid fucking faggot boxing match casuals on here are talking about.

>>77800401
nice impotent rage you got there bud

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>>77800401
You aren't being the person Mister Rogers knew you could be.

>>77800397
>>77800390

Mock me all you want, but I'll be laughing all the way to the sausage roll shop with my free $2.40

>>77800378
lmao what's the point on such low bets?

2 dollars is nothing, losing 10 dollars is nothing either

should have put it on conair for the thrill

>>77800401
I hope Mcgregor dies in a plane crash he's a real piece of shit. Dancing to rap music he should be killed. He is EVERYTHING that is wrong with humanity.

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>people all over my normiebook who I know for a fact dont give a fuck about boxing or MMA are talking about the floyd/goobs fight as if they know things

this really activates my almonds, more than it probably should.

>>77800416
its an ego thing

hes not willing to bet anything significant so he bets 10 dollars then if he wins he can say that he won his bet im so good at betting etc ect i see this all the tmie

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>>77799768

>what goes through these people's minds?

>>77795237
this guy says "my friend" more than a fucking greek

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13784622

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>>77799862
1,3,4,2

LEGS
E
G
S

>>77797626
order 66 rich piana

rich piana get order 66'd

>sara piana was still legally married to rich at his time of death

>>77800311
>Died after being knocked out in the 10th round. It was his first professional fight.

Damn dude. I'm guessing this is why rookies do 4 rounds now.

How many bongs till the weigh-ins?

>>77800468
is this bait?

>>77799949

You can tell how much he truly loves conor.

In that presser when Gooby started talking about starting his own promotion, you could see how visibly uncomfortable dana was. Head went bright red, was unable to sit still.

He needs Conor so much right now its unreal

>>77800465

>there are some''people'' on this board who think some literal who can beat the best 155lber on the planet EL CUCUY

MY SIDES LADS

>>77800506
Absolutely not my man legs has always been /heem/ body part of choice

>>77800521
>Head went bright red, was unable to sit still.

I thought that was from coke because he's always like that.

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>>77800526
I guess that's how they do it in Puerto Rico.

>>77800378
Treat me to a slice of pizza when you win!

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>>77800434
>>77800416

Are you a psychologist? Damn you got me good.

I just feel like I should DO something rather than nothing. The amount doesn't matter. If I don't have some vested interest in the result then I can't get into sports.

inb4 neet

who is your favorite fighter?

>>77800560
>1.25

KEK THOSE SHIT ODDS YOU BLEW IT. HE WAS 1.24 YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A BILLIONAIRE RETARD

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>>77800560
You foolish, foolish boy.

>>77795237
He struggled to write

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>>77800465

People picking kevin lee are just being contrarian memers

>>77800589
redpill me on special bets. How is this feasible?

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Are YOU willing to give Jon Jones another chance?

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>>77800638
It's not, I'm posting slips from people who are going to lose a shit ton of money.

>>77800655
looks like platinum perry

All CONOR MCGREGOR AND FLOYD MAYWEATHER DISCUSSION BELONGS HERE:

>>77776115

Fuck off with the boxing talk this is the MMA board.

>>77800560
Nice bet.

Fucking Aussies have more favourable odds than me...

>>77800378
you could make that much on mturk in 10 mins without having to risk 10 dollars

>>77800678
dont sent the /heem/ers to box theyll ruin it. /box/ is actually funny

>>77800675
It's Hasan Piker aka WokeBae, a male model and journalist.