Go Eagles
>>77791924
A dolphin wearing a football helmet! That's so ridiculous!
dolphins are mammals
go iggles
>>77791924
awww yeeeeah CUTTY TIME
>>77791924
>eagles fan cant even spell dolphins correctly
Midseason form
i hope wentz airs it out to torrey and the line doesnt look like a sad sack of shit
>>77792059
is Hicks elite
>>77791924
Cutty going for land dragons in preseason. WR needs to get separation to go get it
>Cutlel
>>77792070
hes gettin close
>>77792090
how many picks tho
>Tunslel
D R A G O N
>>77792059
was i right or was i fucking right yaaaaaaaaaa
>>77792100
5
WENTZ HATERS BTFO
Hows Byron Maxwell working out for you lmao
who broke coverage on that td pass?
wobbly throw but hey I'm glad he could identify that fuck up quickly enough
>>77792059
nice call bruh
>>77792059
r u a wizard?
>myron braaapswell
>>77792070
Yes.
TORREY SMITH WAS COOKED THEY SAID
WENTZ CANT THROW DEEP THEY SAID
that was our down syndrome safety nate allen, and maxwell is good thanks
>>77792123
>>77792157
another former eagle, nice
>>77792157
both iggles rejects
you can't build a team with iggles rejects, homie
..
unless you're the patriots
>>77792157
Wait is that the Nate Allen that was on the Eagles a few years ago.
That nigga is still in the NFL lmao?
>This is Philphidelphia's super bowl
>>77792187
No, it's a preseason game.
I kinda miss Brandon Boykin in the slot
>>77791924
Lineman blowing gap assignments, letting defenders behind them and forcing shitty situations. This looks familiar.
>>77792159
>Darby
Thank you razorcakes, you are my greatest ally
>>77792187
>players abuse women
>laughs at others
I still can't believe Buffalo traded Darby.
Sling TV isn't working for me, does anyone have a stream?
>>77792187
absolutely obsessed with philly you come into their threads. its ok to admit you love the iggles cuckboy
>>77792209
>tfw among the recent bills acquisitions there's Jon Dorenbos and Jason Peter
Bills top farm system
>>77792187
>cowshits feel the need to shitpost in eagles preseason games
you need a hobby, friend
i was going to make fun of how shitty texas is, but then i remembered you're a cowboys fan, you probably don't live there
>>77792219
Enjoy your 5-11 season, fuccboi.
>>77792218
it won't if a local channel is broadcasting nearby
>birdbro
go find a firstrow or some other stream on the /rabbit/
>Black
>Name is Smallwood
What did he mean by this?
>>77792231
keep gettin mind fucked by philly
is Wentz kind of elite?
I honestly didn't know Wentz was so slippery
>>77791924
Someone needs to hire a new tackling coach because this is some highschool tier shit
Not an Eagles fan but Wentz looks great. Just don't pass it to Agholor.
Smallwood got bullied
>>77791924
>wentz crying like a bitch to the refs
his boipussy going to be hurtin
when can you not touch a QB's head?
surprise... its a chevy
>OMG NO FUCKING WAY
>HOL<Y SH(T MY FUCKING BALLS
>>77792033
>Eagles fan thinks dolphins are fish
>>77792293
Gotta get that free 15 yards.
Why wouldn't you complain?
>>77792187
>cuckboys so obsessed with philly they have to go out of their way post in our preseason gamethreads
>>77792303
True no better actors than NFL football players. Every stubbed toe becomes a major wound.
GODDAMNIT CUTLER JUST FUCKING RETIRE ALREADY
Hicks would have picked that RIGHT?
>>77791924
LAND DRAGON but son you celebrated too early hahahah
>Iggles "Defense"
Nice defense iggles
>>77792349
RENT FREE
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first time darby's got beat, not sure how i feel about that
i guess he can't get jump balls against tall receivers
nice throw by cutty
>>77792338
Why do you want him to retire?
>Cowboys fans so obsessed they come into Eagles preseason games to shitpost
>>77792349
>being this obsessed
>>77792360
Yeah he was in pretty good position, well tall'd parker
>>77792361
BECAUSE THAT FAGGOT COMES ALIVE ONLY TO FUCK US OVER
>>77791924
I just want cutty to do well to expose how bad Bears front office is.
>>77792394
Do they play the Bears this season?
>>77792389
Didn't he ruin your playoff chances a season or two ago?
>INTz
>>77792360
the only receiver that will be an issue for him will be TP the rest he can lock up easily
>PHILLIPS ELITE
wentz is a better looking bortles
PROVE ME WRONG
INTZ INTZ INTZ
How will the Eagles ever recover?
INTZ
>WENTZ
These announcers discussing the Madden rule. If the big man gets close enough you just give it to him
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>>77792446
They should, how often do DT's get TD's
>>77791924
Time for Clutchler.
It should not take this long to do an easy reply like this.
NFL's biggest problem
not too concerned about that int as far as wentz is concerned
that's on the offensive line for getting blown up
pressure up the middle YET AGAIN
that's a huge problem
>these announcers not realizing that they called it a touchback just so they could review it
>>77792488
>getting blown out by the phins in preseason
>not a problem
>>77792488
>This Iggles denial
>>77792495
Getting blown out in preseason is never a problem.
Neither of these teams or any team in their division is a legit contender this year.
>>77792504
They're both running first teams, this is a dress rehearsal for reg season.
>>77792509
>The patriots are not a contender this year
>>77792503
Don't you have a sister to fuck, redneck?
>>77792512
they're bothing running vanilla schemes and not game planning. Though fuck ups are still fuck ups
>>77792512
And not game planning
>>77792495
when did i say it's not a problem? I'm saying pressure in the face of a QB and deflected passes is a huge problem
>>77792503
what denial? i get worried about wentz when he sails passes and they get picked, not on deflected balls.
>>77792488
Brooks is still not playin i think, and tipped balls are hardly a QBs fault
>>77792515
lmao Goodell gifted the cheatcucks their redemption owl this last season. They're done.
>>77792533
>Failing at bread and butter shit
>not a problem
Live in denial bro, I'll be in reality for the both of us.
>>77792517
Yeah, yours.
>>77792537
You don't say
Pats
Bills
Phins
Jets
Giants
Boys
Eagles
Skins
>>77791990
Self hating mammals
>>77792070
Yes.
Smallwood looks so much better than Blount
>>77792560
You may wanna switch the Giants out because OBJ is out one week.
>>77792556
Boom. You won that exchange.
where Hicks and Graham at? aren't they the eagles 2 best players?
>>77792556
lol Philly's line getting blown up
>byron fatsmell
MAH NIGGA ALSHON
>>77792575
>we keep getting fucked up the middle
plz stop
Is gay shark's D supposed to be shit? Cuz they look like it.
>>77791924
Now we got a game.
>Cutler defended Alshon to reporters
>Look at him gaming phins D.
>cowboys
>dolphins
if smallwood can actually stay healthy (wont happen) he has some talent
Both these teams suck
>>77792593
>fatsmell
6/10
When he was with the eagles, I always called him Paidwell.
How lit would a Dolphins/Eagles super bowl shootout with zero defense be?
>>77792635
go back to your favela monkey
>>77792644
that's basically what it's been. Like 300 to 400 yards of offense in a preseason game in just the first quarter.
>>77792635
No D at all
i saw a dead dolphin on the beach this summer. it was sad.
>>77792655
outside of a couple plays it hasnt been a real shootout yards wise, just a circus
>>77792644
>>77792644
Fuking Impossible, first of all
>there is no second
cutlel actually looks good. i'm legit surprised
>>77792644
This is their superbowl
Jesus fucking christ, Cutlel
Good stuff by cutler
>>77792677
He got rid of it. He didnt take a sack for once
>>77792673
God damn we have zero MLB depth, Hicks is usually making tackles everywhere
>>77792673
>>77792673
>Cutler looks
>"good"
I'm sorry, Wot???
Eagles fans get to see Darby's downside for the first time. Enjoy.
>>77792702
Cutler isn't making mental mistakes, staying on script and hitting deep balls? That's cutler at his best.
>>77792688
>>77792702
t. jelly burrs fags
go get shot, faggots
>>77792708
miraculously still not a downgrade
>grabby
>good
pick one
Is Cutler the new Flacco?
who is the iggles #35? he keeps getting BTFO by squid WR's
Cutler doing well
>>77792748
It's the same guy they crowned GOAT last week.
Cutler was obviously the better pick up for the fins compared to Kaeperknee. that vegan retard couldnt make throws like that
>julius thomas is still in the league
whoa
WOWWWWWWWWOWWWWW ewe guise, WOW
Wow
Cubleber is so good, we Bowl Now
All about the Delusion Train, WEW WEW!!!!
>when the only team you're beating worse than the other team, is yourselves.
>>77792769
Underrated TE. Cutler needs to not fuck his shit up and might challenge Brady for that AFC East.
SOMEONE MAKE A WEBM OF CUTLEL GETTING HIT IN THE HEAD BY A BINDER FROM A FINS COACH
MCGLOIN TIME
>>77791924
>Cutlel is singling out darby and treating him like a rookie
already taking wentz out. lol this is dress rehearsal they supposed to stay in for the whole half
>taking starters out already
What the fuck doug
>>77791924
>They're so scared for wentz they pull him 2 quarters early
>>77792815
wacky doug
lol the iggles have dallas thomas on their oline no wounder its so shit
>McGloin in
Welp this game isn't worth watching anymore. It's been fun guys. Wentz looked great.
>>77792815
thank god, preseason is fucking pointless we saw what we wanted to see dont need more people going down
offense looks fine whatever, I hope the first team D stays in. theyre more fun to watch
>MUH GROIN
>discussing fictional characters while doing commentary
ISHYGDDT
MIKE MAYOCK DROPPING COSTANZE MEME'S IRL SHITCASTING FOR A GAME!!!!
http://www.fox29.com/news/local-news/275583114-story
>>77792673
Cutler has always "looked good" for a lot of the season.
He will have a streak of good games, and then shit the fucking bed. Hence the "good jay bad jay" that was always thrown around.
He wasnt paid well by the Bears because he was trash, paid for his potential and his flashes.
Being on a new team wont change him though
He wasnt paid well
>>77792788
Is Foles dead
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>>77792877
Some knee issue I think
>flagging that
god this league is a joke
thank you preseason refs you are my biggest ally
>>77792874
NOT EVEN CLOSE!
has cutty been punished enough?
are we ready for a punished cutty?
Refs been drinking too much butter's creamy goo
>Cutlet coming out
Ok so football is over until week 1
I'm gonna go check in on Bink Booples
>>77792906
If Cutty keeps looking good, nobody will be ready for it.
>>77791924
>>77792874
based, thx
>>77792874
Fuck mcgloin
>matt mcgroin
why wasn't he cut after the 1st preseason game?
MCGLOIN'D
I wish foles played once this preseason, we go from 1 to 3.5 string
MUH
GROIN
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I can't believe it's not Wentz
LMAO god both of these teams are such shit
wtf matt moore
this is the most memetastic game of all time
Reminder
>Mike Mayock is GOAT and we should get a kickstarter to have him live stream announce a thread
>Da Dolphins are going to the playoffs
SQUIRREL
MCGLOIN
What an ugly, ratty squirrel.
How embarrassing.
>>77793042
And now squirrel analysis. It keeps getting better
THIS FUCKING GAME
>>77793057
I need a picture of the fumble forcing squirrel.
>>77793055
Pretty representative of the city of Philadelphia
PETITION TO REPLACE JOE BUCK WITH MAYOCK
>>77793055
>>77793057
When will we hear a nuts joke
so iggles fans are throwing squirrels now?
>>77793073
is he elite?
>>77793055
you shut your whore mouth, it was cute
>>77793092
He's a real tree rat
>>77793086
This game is fucking nuts!
MVP
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>>77793102
>it was cute
Maybe if you're used to hairless rats.
>>77793073
Bad omen, eagles are going to have a serious injury
>>77793087
I want this to happen
>>77793092
I'd sign him 7 years $126 million.
>>77793120
Wentz looses a nut on the sideline after a freak cup accident
>>77793092
>he doesnt rate squirrel
>>77793115
Fuck you
>>77793117
Someone get that squirrels agent on the phone! BBB gonna add a new baller baby!
>>77793136
I wanna see Squirrel's stats ;_;
Lifetime
>>77793136
Is he HOF material?
Can't believe they didn't show the squirrel's stats
>>77793136
Someone remove all the Eagles pictures, and replace with a squirrel.
>>77793071
Mayock has so far this game
>dropped a costanza.jpg
>highlighted squirrel zone coverage
>keeps getting real on niggas like he dont give a fuck
and most importantly
>none of that bitchy kinda back handed snarky comments that all fucking broadcasting duo's trying to make a name for themselves over indulge and ruin the game with being cunts to eachother
fuck I cant stand that shit. its like everyone except michaels and gruden do that shit.
Mayock and Trey Wingo would be the GOAT broadcasting duo.
>>77793137
Buy me dinner first
did moore know he was playing today?
>10 turnovers so far this preseason
Defense has looked pretty good.
NO DEFENSE OWL
WEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWEWWEWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEW
what the fuck is this game
kendricks is elite at catching tipped passes
>>77793218
Memetastic!!
>>77793160
maycock is elite
>>77793218
Showing the phins have no chance without cutty.
Jim Schwartz looks like a lesbian who got a sex change to be a man
hehe
Fuck children/kids
wawa sandwiches are nasty
>>77793253
Uummmm....
>>77793265
I mean kids shouldn't be allowed at football games
Hey finfags, what happens if Cutler really gets rolling and matches Tannehills production this season.
Will there be a controversy next season?
Just hope that Cutler retires again?
>>77793249
>its been 10 years since super matt moore
the meme juice is all ran out
>>77793274
Nope, I heard what you said..
I demand reparations
>>77793260
They are not.
Also friendly reminder
>>77793154
how's this?
>>77791924
>When you show up for cutty dragons and only get 2 before philly goes full boipussy and pulls wentz and forces a premature end to any preseason goodness
Fucking philly!
what's goin' on in this thread
>>77791924
>>77791924
>ITT: this "game"
>>77793326
squirrel memes
>this is our starting defense
End my life
>>77793281
Honestly if Culter outplays Tannehills best season I'd say cut tannehill and draft a young QB to sit behind Cutler for a season.
I don't give a shit about preseason and just tuned into this game for shits and giggles
Well meme'd. Very well meme'd.
>>77793312
Cutty had a good dragon
Wentz had one better one
>>77793333
also czech 'em fags
>>77793333
>>77793333
Chec'd
>there are people right now that don't rate tree rat
>>77793344
This would be the best option. Cutler can get rolling under Gase, I'd give a young QB time to develop behind cutty.
>a literal fucking manlet at running back
>*snort*snort*
Is the Panties-Faguars game as good as this?
>I doubt it
>>77793390
they can be alright
>>77793444
Fuck no
>>77793390
A low center of gravity is actually better for RB's
>30 seconds to halftime
turn this bullshit around cutman
be the most iconic robot master.
> I like his ball skills, and I like his size
ok
>>77793367
WHO WOULD WIN
>>77793477
they're just filling the air.
>>77793489
our squirrel is putting up all pro numbers
look at >>77793305 those turnovers
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>>77791924
>When the guy holdings your balls is a literal Haack
Goddamn Andrew Franks is slowly becoming my number 1 pick for kicker. The guy is fucking fantastic.
Kendricks has 3 career interceptions
3 this preseason
>>77793489
that squirrel looks more athletic desu
>>77793528
He looks like bizarro Dan Carpenter
>>77793532
Urban Tree Rat has more heart
>>77793532
Does he have the "it" factor though?
Tree Rat's preseason buzz is off the charts
>>77793588
>>77793588
Someone make a thread, already
>>77793553
He graduated top of his class from Northern University of Tennessee
>game interrupted hy Hurricane Harvey warning
after the nothingburger that was Matthew idgaf
Whoa Miguel Carbrera beat the shit out of the Yankees catcher
>>77793628
>Matthew hype for 2 weeks straight
>nothingburger
>Harvey dismissed while it was still in the Caribbean
>NHC suddenly has to scramble in the last 12 hrs to convince people to GTFO of TX and LA
Why is the NHC such shit?
Sack
side note, Jags-Panthers tied 10-10... at the very top of the 3rd quarter
wtf happened, why did this game go to shit
>>77792187
enjoy watching dak panic in the backfield while zeke is serving his suspension
Who is the lady in the Toyota commercials?
Has she ever done any adult work?
Did he just learn?
What a manlet
Jesus christ that nigga fast
>>77793992
Also he's only 167 lbs wtf
>>77793994
5'7 manlet with that 4.29 speed
Just got home how has dolphins legend Jay Cutler been? And how many quarters did we let Wentz play?
>>77794034
145 qb rating. so good
>>77794034
(You) didn't let Wentz play any quarters.
>>77794045
Happy for him, no lie. I mean it's preseason so I don't care too much if we lose just hope no fucking injuries
>>77794046
>lanklets
>>77794046
its like watching a leprechaun run with a pot of gold
>>77794046
The guys chasing her were pretty quick, too. They were quick to give up.
I'M GOING TO NEED A WEBM OF THAT
That wasn't tailgating, Mayock...
Unless "tailgating" is a new medical term for missing a chromosome...
Webm of that downy eagles fan?
Is McGloin, dare I say it, elite?
>all of these turnovers
Has the score changed? I'm in my car rn
GG Fins
>>77793153
>based pigeon staying in his lane
>>77794174
I see that retarded guy at the Phillies game all the time, Tuesday afternoon he was sitting a few rows away from me.
Also why do all down syndrome retards have the same haircut? Seriously is there some retarded barbershop that only Corky's go to for that special bowl cut?