SEA:Thomas Rawls, C.J. Prosise sitting on Friday
LAR:Cooper Kupp missing third preseason game
IND:Stephen Morris to get reps with first-team O?
BUF:LeSean McCoy: I'm not on the trade block
BUF:Jordan Matthews 'making great progress'
WAS:Jordan Reed 'pretty confident' toe is fine
JAC:Chad Henne will start third preseason game
OAK:Raiders LT Donald Penn officially ends holdout
CLE:Browns trying to trade Brock Osweiler again
PIT:Conner behind Toussaint on PIT depth chart
WAS:Jordan Reed gets in first practice Wednesday
BUF:Jordan Matthews back doing individual drills
Friendly reminder that oolong Kapernigger is a no talent piece of shit who will never take another snap in the NFL
>>77791087
It's time for the cutlel to go full clutchler.
Raiders
Fourth for Watt and Clowney combining for 35+ sacks.
>the jets are seriously unironically considering Starting Hackenberg Week 1
they really are tanking if they do this
sixth for Patriots repeat
>Strength of Schedule is a meme
>ywn have arms like this
>>77791257
AFCBest
>>77791257
>all of AFCW in the top 4
What did they meme by this?
>>77791260
>>77791276
Meme magic for everyone
>>77791282
>yfw Lee Smith is so big he looks like a regular human next to Shaq
>>77791257
Is the AFCW the best division?
>>77791311
forgot my image
>>77791282
Why is there so many other threads?
O/U on how many interceptions Jordan's #1 NFL athlete gets this year?
I'm thinking 7 and that's being conservative considering the QBs he plays this year
>>77791341
5, people will ignore him Michael Peters on the Chefs
>>77791321
yes
Who /hurricane/ here?
>>77791351
He was the most targeted cornerback in the NFL last year for some strange reason and still allowed like a top 8 lowest catch percentage among corners. Are we really sure people have learned their lesson?
Blake Bortles goes down to Jax beach to drink often. He got in trouble with the cops once trying to drive after drinking. Now he has a moped he rides around on so he doesn't get arrested. Looks funny.
>>77791388
Lol
>>77791388
I actually believe this. People wanna feel sorry for that faggot but I've heard so many stories from locals about how much of a fucking Manziel-tier partier he is. I have no doubt he's not doing well because he didn't want to put in the work the past two offseasons
Raiders and Cowboys broship????
>>77791471
Fag
>>77791192
I think the phins could be a breakout fantasy team, but until Belichick dies they don't get through the tournament alive.
Please ignore all broship posts
do not give this faggotry attention
>>77791234
Look at that roster. It's not tanking if you're just actually hot garbage.
>>77791257
Strength of schedule is not a meme, retards trying to project last year's SOS onto this year are the meme.
Carr is elite
WHO HERE /JAGS/
>>77791555
Checked
TYBC
>>77791471
I don't see why not.
Both have a great history but then promptly went to shit after their golden era for years dealing with constant arrests and disciplinary issues.
Now both are in a revitalization entering a new era behind young QBs, elite O-lines, and elite WR corps, with horrible defenses.
>>77791555
TYBC
>>77791560
JAGS
A
G
S
>>77791321
Probably top to bottom yes. Then or NFC south or NFC East. AFC West has the best defenses top to bottom for sure. NFC south has the best 4 QBs for sure and the NFC East teams are each unique in their style but they could all be over .500 with a 10 win team missing the playoffs.
>>77791560
>mfw Shad Khan just gave the OK for the front office to sign Kaepernick
just gotta find a way to pull him off the texans roster at this point
>>77791427
it's true
i'd go take video of it, but im scared
>>77791471
Go back to the chimphoop general with that faggotry
Just a reminder the Coach who ok'd this play still has a job.
>>77791522
The roster is bad, sure, but it's not quite as historically inept as some people are making it out to be. The Defense has a good amount of young talent and they were actually able to run the ball pretty well down the stretch last year.
Hackenberg and Petty are just so bad though they could take the whole team down.
>>77791639
to be fair, he had the perfect fall guy in Grigson
>>77791555
>1555
>1-5
Just like Carr's record against KC?
>>77791560
>starting Chad fucking Henne
>Jasg
>>77791645
The defense has some talent but the offense is totally inept besides Powell.
>>77791658
Friendly reminder that Chad Henne beat Tom Brady with far less talent on offense than what he has now
>>77791639
Why haven't they picked up Kaep, it's fucking racist.
>>77791665
>1-5 record against the Pats with the only win coming in their worst year since the turn of the millenium
>he literally lost his job to Matt Moore and Blake Bortles
>>77791694
They're afraid he's going to steal Andrew Luck's Gameboy.
>>77791704
>hating on Super Matt Moore
>>77791645
That and there's no receivers so your kinda good running game is going to muzzled by 8 and 9 man fronts by week 3 when nobody respects your wrs or qb.
I'm a niners fan
>I've seen this before
Have fun this year bro.
>>77791721
I actually like him (and think the Dolphins didn't need Cutler at all because Moore wouldn't have been worse than him).
>>77791704
>Implying Chad Henne won't go 10/10 for 200 yards and 3 TDs today
>Implying Chad Henne won't light up a fag on the final QB kneel in the Superb Owl after he styles all over Atlanta for 6 TDs
>>77791755
>implying Atlanta isn't going to get wiped out of existence in their first playoff game
>>77791658
both henne and allen are better than bortlels at this point
>>77791694
Because he's trash
>>77791743
Honestly, the Dolphins are dumb fucks. Did they really think Cutler would do any better than Tanneshit? Do they think that Cutler's offense can beat the Patriots or whatever team ends up in the Super Bowl?
They do. The fucking absolute madmen do.
>>77791639
tbf, I don't think he was supposed to snap the ball
>>77791658
Lol KC can't even win a playpff game though
>>77791658
for the most part you're right but I like some of the interior offensive linemen. If they can get a good LT in FA or the draft it might be a decent o-line.
>>77791726
well I'm only expecting like a 3-5 win team. I think they'll be just good enough to miss out on the top pick of the draft.
>>77791800
Cutler is better than Tanneshit. He was pretty solid with Gase considering lol no weapons.
They have 4 games against the bills and jets at least but since they're the lelphins I bet they'll split those 2-2
>>77791813
Will KC pick up Brock Lobster to replace the failing Smeth?
>>77791823
Yeah but the 32nd QB in the league being better than the 33rd is nothing to write home about.
How long until the bears stop sucking?
>>77791834
>tfw will never get paid millions to be a bad QB
>>77791834
Go back to reddi
>>77791855
It's already been 32 years, what's another 32 more?
>>77791782
Everybody but old senile Coughlin and his crew could see that Bortles is a train wreck, that the 5th year option was a colossal fuck up and that they should've brought a QB this offseason.
God damn at least start Allen, he'll be shit but at least is new shit and not the old tired one.
>>77791813
>implying I even like KC
>implying KC's playoff futility doesn't make Carr's record against them even more embarrassing
>>77791823
Both Cutler and Tannehill suck though.
>>77791862
Go back to school, Summer's over.
>>77791882
If you yuse that LOPSTER meme again you should be banned for reddi posting
>>77791834
Mahomes baby
>>77791813
Are you retarded? They've won a playoff game recently, and swept the Raidniggers last season
who /JoeyStylesonNBC10/ here?
I wish they gave Fales more of a chance instead of instantly resorting to cutlet
>>77791913
They split with one of them being a beat down from the raiders.
>>77791897
>LOPSTER
>>77791920
Joey is doing NFL commentary now?
OH MY GAAAAADD
>>77791961
>LOPSTER
>>77791930
>Raidurrs fans
>>77791930
>last season
>your comprehension
Must really be a Raidniggers fan
>>77791975
>laughing at urself
>>77791979
>>77791992
We 2017 now faggots.
>>77791999
trips doesn't erase
>LOPSTER
>>77792013
Was that the year for your prison release? :^)
No one else shitposts the way I do. No one else prepares the way I do. No one else knows football the way I do. No one else is as big a shitposter as I am. No one else is as powerful a baiter as I am. Tripfags might get 80 (you)s and I can only get 72, but I guarantee he can’t piss off a Patsfag the way I can. No one else can do what I can do. And I’ve truly figured out in this process, if I can maximize all my potential in every aspect of the thread– this is bold – I do have the ability to be the greatest shitposter to ever post. Imagine taking anon’s intellect and a trip’s preparation and putting it on a guy with a moderator's body. Why can’t I be the greatest? The only thing stopping me from it is me. That’s what’s driving me now.
Fuck off Tiki
>>77792087
Parole desu senpai. It's been a rough few years. Who knew you couldn't take 10 pounds of kush to Oregon? I thought it was legal there.
>>77792093
Lol. Go get em kizer.
Boo
>>77791639
That's now what was supposed to happen. They had lined up their entire offense right at the edge of the sideline with helmets on. The plan was supposed to be that when they all started running down like that the patriots would think they were trying a quick sub to go for it on fourth and then try to sub out their roster as well. During this they would snap the ball to get a too many men on the field or similar call. Basically tried to out belichick belichick. It failed miserably being that the pats didn't fall for it and didn't substitute anyone.
From there they weren't even supposed to hike the ball and just take a delay of game or call a time out. Unfortunately either the punter or long snapper messed that up and hiked the ball leading to the obvious result.
>>77791658
>besides Powell
Enunwa's not bad either.
>>77792163
Enunwa's ded for the year.
>>77792163
he ded tho
>>77792181
>>77792184
>Jests
Holy fucking shit. I liked that guy, too.
>>77792150
AHHH!
>>77792150
>>77791645
who spoils the imperfect season?
>>77792330
They're going to win 3-4 games and get themselves out of a top 3 pick.
where will Brady put number six?
>>77792302
Boo 2 electric boogaloo
>>77792382
Wherever he wants.
>Hurr, Rodgers doesn't like women
>Hurr, Brady is a cheater
Shut the FUCK up.
>>77791087
Ok guys you're now the hc of a hs football team post
>Your offensive scheme and personnel types
>Your defensive scheme and personnel types
For me
>West coast 11 package as the base package w/zone running
I like the balance and flexibility and believe I will be able to get the most out of every classes unique talent pool this way
>4-3 Tampa two as the base
I'll put physical corners to play the flats hard and two of my fastest athletes at safeties. The 4 meanest ugliest kids I can find go up front. My lb will have to be smart and disciplined, easily the hardest position to recruit.
>>77792461
Brady cheata on Rodgers with Eli
>>77792467
I play bang the crazy liberal art teacher and let my assistants do that gay shit.
>>77792494
Is he a good lover old gay?
>>77792511
>he
12-4 easy desu
>>77792524
>he
It's Old Gay.
>>77792467
Well, being an avid Madden player
Lots of I and Pistol with Shotgun/5WR on offense
3-4 defense with heavy man coverage and ILB blitzes
>>77792820
Damn dude how you gonna get such a diverse offensive scheme in hs?
I like the 3-4 tho
How's new Madden?
>>77792964
Didn't see the "HS" part, I haven't gotten the new madden yet, gotta wait till that money comes throufh
JUST
>>77793283
FUCK
ING
>he doesn't rate Squirrel
WIN
A
>>77793362
SUPER
BOWL
BABY
Oh shit
did we just
>>77791257
>AFCW
GOAT division, others aren't even close
>>77793483
right now maybe
threadly reminder that DEREK ANDERSON IS HOT ASS
>>77793543
Gay
>>77793543
>throws easy INT immediately after this is posted
P O T T E R Y
>>77793030
/ourguys/
>>77793543
10-6 with the Browns
>>77793543
Daryl Worley is worse>>77793587
>>77793543
THAT'S FINE
How did Henne look?? Was busy and couldn't watch.
>>77791087
Osweiler is on the Browns? LOL. I havent been paying attention to the offseason. Serves that dipshit right.
>>77793642
NotBortles/10
>>77793612
>one peak season 10 years ago
G A R B A G E
A
R
B
A
G
E
>>77793483
>>77791257
>>77791276
It's funny because they'll all disappoint, even the Chargers.
>>77793669
Not for long, he's too shit for the Browns even
>>77793733
How can the Chargers disappoint when 'm already used to their failing?
>>77793742
Osweiler is out of the league by Week 9, y/n
>>77793755
No; he'll be released by the Browns, sign with the Colts, and stink up their season to the point that they miss the playoffs. Badly.
>>77793792
he can't possibly overtake Andrew Luck for the starting job unless Luck gets harpooned or something
>>77793809
>implying JJ Watt and Jadeveon Clowney won't go all Moby Dick on him
>>77793753
>>77793669
We absorbed his salary and took a second from the Toxins
>>77793809
He's already hurt.
>>77793819
wouldn't that involve breaking his ribs again?
>>77793871
he'll be starting week 1 though right?
Looking for 2 more teams for fantasy league
14 teams, auction draft, draft on the 3rd
>>77736130
email [email protected] for invitations
Dez Bryant roasting Jermelle Hill on Twitter
what he did say?
Dubs decides which team I falseflag
>>77793908
Who knows? And who knows if that means he's actually 100% and if that actually means he'll stay like that very long. Put it to you this way I'm not betting my fantasy team on it.
>>77793990
Oilers
Touchdown Phins!
>>77794019
>Grant is only 5'7"
He has to be the shortest in the league
>>77794019
that game is wacky
>>77794041
Tom Brady is shorter, he's 5-2
>>77794041
>It's another "Player named 'Grant' shows off his 4.2 40 yard and busts a huge touchdown play" episode
Saw that same episode in week 1 Jags/Pats
>>77793990
Jints
Im not racist, I love niggers
Lol syndrome of a down eagles fan on tv
>Bortles threw an interception and it almost went back for a TD
KAEP
A
E
P
>>77792382
Around his dick which he proceeds to use as a cockring when he fucks Gisele
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/20446448/wife-cleveland-browns-te-seth-devalve-says-husband-not-viewed-white-savior
>>77793990
Ravens
>playing against practice squad 3rd stringers
>still shit
>>77794305
It's actually shocking he was slated to be starting this year.
I wonder what team will take him as their backup.
>tfw another year without Mayock calling regular season games
>>77791087
How many games you guys going to this year?
>>77794341
If anything, I like his voice.
>>77794369
>Mixed breed
>Raiders fan
"No."
>Bortles completes a pass
>everyone cheers
lol
>>77794274
Cut him
Can we get updated charts? This is what I thought of chargers before training camp.
>>77794527
after preseason week 2
>>77794527
>melvin gordon
>great
oh boy
>>77794539
>Barksdale average
>Slauson bad
>>77794546
Yep.
He's a true 3 down back who can pass block, catch out of the backfield, run inside and outside as good as any back in the league. Has a good and improving yards after contact, has had league low yards before contact.
He's not elite, but a 3 down back in this league who puts up 1300 all purpose yards and 12 tds is great in today's league. Also, I'm projecting him to improve this year and have marginally better blocking.
I can understand skepticism tho
post em
>>77793876
Probably. Hope he's got good health insurance.
>>77794665
Texans - Lions Superb Owl desu senpai
Lions win 36-16
>>77794341
Love Mayock. Only guy who knows what he is talking about
>>77794555
I haven't watched much of Barksdale recently. I haven't heard his name called on any big coverage lapses, so that might be an optimistic rating. Will review.
And yeah, Slauson looked like shit this week. He also gets a 'bad' rating because he could play center much better, and his absence there is killing the oline. Pulley can't get his protections straight, and lets LBs through the a-gaps like a fucking doorman. Slauson is a crafty old man, he can set the protections right and block much more efficiently with a center's jump on the ball.
I can't be the only one making charts y'know, post some up or 'fix' mine
>>77794686
FUCKING TRIGGERED
>>77794690
Well, to be fair, I felt Slauson should've stayed as C, but I guess Lynn saw something that warranted moving him -- don't know why. He got that year under C and built a rapport with Rivers.
I haven't really paid attention to Pulley, so I have no opinion on him. Has Feeney even played, yet? He'll likely be put in since Tuerk got suspended.
We'll see with this upcoming game since it'll be closer to the real thing than prior games.
I heard cutler did great today. did anyone watch.
>>77794688
god mayock is the worst. doesnt know shit and talks like he does.
>>77794720
Sup Angron ya fuckin manlet
>>77794341
at least we dont college football mayock
>>77794019
He needs to be careful throwing the ball out of his hands so close to the goal line. He dropped it before he hardly got 2 feet in it seemed.
>>77794745
>>77794733
Where did Mike Mayock touch you? Or are you just mad he said Tunsil sucks?
>>77794688
Ronde Barber can take that spot.
>>77794772
but tunsil is going to be all pro for a decade now and he was such a steal.
mayock knows shit.
also can I get any sad cutlers so I can save for this year? perferably the one where he walks straight into the ref
>>77794725
Feeney got pushed around a little by the hawks, but was much better playing all 3 interior spots last week. He's picking it up.
I played center in high school, and my oline coach taught me the magical trick of the center: since you're snapping the ball, you can basically cheat the snap. A good center is always a step ahead, and can always get his punch in first. No referee in any league will call a false start on a center for it. Slauson excels at this, which is why he looks good at center and exposed as guard.
I have feeling the only reason pulley has "risen" to play center from nowhere is that the chargers knew ahead of time about tuerk (via tuerk or league) and started preparing for week 1-4.
>>77794851
I heard Pulley had some snaps prior to this season and Rivers apparently praised him.
Still, Slauson should've stayed at C. I'm not huge on moving people from where they were good at.
I am hoping the run-game will improve under Lynn. He must know something we don't if he's still messing with the OL combo.
What did Aaronfu say to David-kun /nfl/?
>>77794885
I don't really see why Lynn would help the run game at all. I know he was a running back coach, but he didn't even change offensive coordinators.
I hope this isn't the best combo he's found, we're doomed.
>>77794938
He said that he didn't want Rivers to have to learn a new offense, iirc.
I'll still give Whiz the benefit of the doubt this season, I'm just hoping the run-game gets better -- not sure what Lynn is doing to help that, either, just hoping.
>Panthers barely beat the Jags 24-23
are the Pants cooked?
>>77794961
But why did Frank Reich have to go?
>>77794969
>Putting any stock in preseason results
Panthers will be back. Falcons are going to regress to the mean and I don't see the Bucs going anywhere beyond 10-6 and a Wild Card
>>77794969
no but Anderson is likely out of a job now
>>77794995
Because he fucking sucked, at least paired with McCoy.
Don't ask me to be more specific with how he sucked because I've forgotten the two years he was OC.
>>77794996
agreed, the nfcs is easy pickings for the pants
the buccs are the only credible threat but they're not at their peak just yet, maybe a wc spot if they're lucky
falcons will struggle after the choke of the century plus losing their oc
and the aints still only have half a football team
>>77795010
whoops, meant John Pagano.
Idk why i typed reich, he fucking sucked
I think bradley is a step down from pagano
>>77791834
the jets will probably trade for osweiler just so they're guaranteed to get the #1 pick
>>77795117
Pagano had his time to make the defense decent. I'll say it WAS improving this last season, but if you look at the seasons prior, it declined each year from when he became DC.
You want to know the shitty thing? Spanos didn't even fire him to his face. He had to find out from a reporter asking him how he felt about it.
Not sure how he'll do with the Raiders, but I expect him to keep those wacky blitzed.
cj anderson streaming on twitch again
>>77794996
>10-6 and a Wild Card
Fuck yeah, fire the cannons!
>>77791257
Of course it is. Cowboys got a 1st place schedule but think about it: 6 of their games was going to be against the NFCE anyway and they were already scheduled to play the AFCW. They play practically the same schedule that their divisional opponents play outside of 2 games (Falcons and Packers). That's it. 2 outlier games are the only things that determine a 1st place schedule from a last place schedule
>>77795117
How was ypur secondary when he was coach?
Throwback
>>77795238
CJ is pretty based desu
>>77795351
implying not an influencer post
>>77795269
Good. Hayward led the league in INTs last year, after getting the boot from GB.
>>77795370
GOTTA GO
FAST
A
S
T
>>77794665
You are the dumbest person on the planet
>>77795410
alright then, your turn, where's your bracket mr psychic
my team > ur team
1. NE
2. Pittsburgh
3. Houston
4. Cinci
5. KC
6. Oakland
1. ATL
2. GB
3. Dallas
4. Seattle
5. Minnesota
6. NYG
Two hundred and twenty third for 10-6
>Jags first team oline played ALL GAME
>Struggled against the Panther practice squad defense
>Bortles 2 picks against the same defense
>Henne still sucks
We are literally 1 injury away from 0-16.
>>77795478
>2. Pittsburgh
>4. Cinci
Does not compute
>bust bustles
>>77795485
Trade ya EJ for Jack
Seriously guys who do the Jags trade for as far as QB?
What do we give up?
>Inb4 "kaep" or "osweiler"
I predict the dolphins defense to be the worst in the league
>>77795495
HOW HAS NO ONE THOUGHT OF THIS
LOOOOOOOOOOL
>>77794539
Do Browns
>>77795478
t. faggot who doesnt understand seeding
>minnesota
>>77795478
>Cinci over da Land
name my fantasy team?
>>77795485
>implying they won't win 2 games to screw themselves out of the #1 pick like they always do
>>77795531
Vikings Party Barge
>>77795531
Bortles or bust!
1. Pats
2. Steelers
3. Chiefs
4. Texans
5. Raiders
6. Bills
1. Packers
2. Giants
3. Cardinals
4. Falcons
5. Seahawks
6. Cowboys
Tried to make it interesting, but it's probably just retarded.
>>77794665
I really think that Pats could repeat, but my heart doesn't want to believe it
>>77795478
>cincy making playoffs
>minnesota over detroit
>atlanta #1 seed
>that fucking afc seeding
where's the tard guard when you need him
>>77795588
>>77794665
Wait fuck forgot pic
>>77795588
Listen to the dubs Kek has bestowed upon your post and have faith.
>>77795599
Woah, my friend. The dubs are strong with you.
>>77795599
I agree they could not repeat, but Aaron Rodgers isn't the one who can stop it
Lotta Bucs hype in here. Makes sense.
>the jags will be better this year
>the browns will be better this year
>the niners will be better this year
Yea no. At least the Jets admit they suck ass. Garbage teams will stay garbage. FOREVER.
>>77795601
>>>leddit
1. Pats
2. Raiders
3. Steelers
4. Titans
5. Chiefs
6. Bills
1. Packers
2. Giants
3. Panthers
4. Cardinals
5. Cowboys
6. Seahawks
>>77794665
>>77795599
brady v rodgers would be a hell of an owl either way, two best qbs in the league towards the tail end of their careers
it's just a shame pic related will never see another playoff game
>>77795611
My team may be shit, but at least I can get dubs on a taiwanese underwater basket-weaving forum.
>>77795702
and of course i am a goddamn retard
>>77795705
>didn't get dubs
>>77795516
I can't keep up with more than one team
>>77795693
the bills are tanking this season, there's no way they make the playoffs
also how does that tire fire of a division nfcw send two teams while neither the bucs or falcons make it in
>>77795633
t. millennial
>>77795782
>NFCW
>tire fire
the Chiefs will have a boring 10-6 season to limp into the playoffs
the Buccs are a meme and the Falcons are going to implode
Really I put the Bills there cause the AFC is boring and I want something interesting
>>77795802
NFCW is pure dogshit
>>77795809
I got the NFCW and AFCW mixed up
woops
>>77795802
the cards and xehawks are both meh at the moment and the niners and rasm are terribad
so yeah i'd say it qualifies as a tire fire
>>77795782
The Bills aren't really tanking. They shaved a bit off for the future, but ever since the 6ers and Browns started their shenanigans people want to call everything a tank.
>>77795853
browns have passed the tear down phase and are now on the re-build. They will improve the next few seasons. If hue stays as the coach they'll be in the playoffs in 3 seasons. Cap it
Guys, should I wear Peypey or Miller to the game on Saturday?
>>77795853
oh wait you mean they're just shit in general without even trying?
>>77795810
It's easy: Just remember the AFCW is the good one.
>>77795896
I mean, yeah that's a better reasoning for saying they won't make the playoffs.
>>77795886
>Catching passes, Catching helmets
Has anyone ever actually had skyline chili? It looks so nasty.
>>77795886
even if they do make it it's not like they'll win anything, the afc has about as much parity as apehoop
>>77795915
>Cinnamon in chili
"no"
>>77795888
buy a siemian jersey and wear it ironically
>>77795924
I will wear it with conviction.
>>77795888
Wear Tom Jackson you pleb
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/1089371/invitation?key=fbdcfe3a10a4b9c6&ikey=5a691a2953aaeb6d
THIS IS AN IDP/Special Teams LEAGUE. ONLY!*
OFFENSE IS NOT SCORED*
SEE THE SCORING RULE FOR FULL DETAILS
ALSO CHECK YOUR ROSTER SPOTS
You get:
1 Kicker
1 DT
2 DE
4LB
2 CB
1 Safety
1 DB (Safety or CB)
1 WR TE or RB(THIS IS FOR A KICK RETURNER)***
No points for offensive yards or scores AT ALL, except that picking up another payers fumble and scoring counts as a touchdown whether on offense or defense. Return yards, return TD's are scored. This applies to ALL roster spots including the flex kick returner.
Get it while Its fresh
>>77795943
Where the fuck am I going to find a 57?
>>77795531
The reddit frog poster
>>77795954
http://www.nflshop.com/Denver_Broncos_Jerseys/Mens_NFL_Pro_Line_Denver_Broncos_Tom_Jackson_Retired_Player_Jersey
>>77791834
>He's literately getting paid millions for doing nothing
Is Brock playing three dimensional chess with the NFL?
>>77793990
Cardinals
>>77795633
You're an idiot.
>>77793990
da bears
>tfw the old I get the less I care about sports esp. football
>>77793990
The Browns
>>77795977
Nice, but that's expensive and I'm a manlet and need a kid's jersey.
>>77796031
You might be hitting puberty, don't worry it will pass.
285th for da Broncs
>>77796083
Denver Brncs have no O
>>77796108
The Raiders have no D
>yfw this preseason so far
>>77796157
the raiders have more D than the broncos have O
>mfw people think the bills actually have a chance to make the playoffs
I've been on this ride for 11 of the 17 years they haven''t made the playoffs, they'll go 7-9 this year at best.
>>77795633
Fuck you the niners are a storied franchise they don't belong on that list.
>>77796184
Yeah I just put them on mine as homer pick. They are the worst.
>>77796184
Well...you could always let the jest sweep you so they get fucked out of a high pick
>>77796184
look at it this way
every team other than 5 in the AFC is dog shit
the 6th seed is up for the taking
>>77796173
had a hearty kek at this post
>>77796157
Touche
Holy Christ bortles is utter trash. Look at the 2 point conversion play from the most recent preseason game. He throws that ball to the right corner of the front of the endzone and he wins the game, but nooo he has to throw it into double coverage over the top.
https://youtu.be/I8AS9_oeUCE
>>77796206
It's depressing m8, I've wanted a shakeup of the AFC for a while too but it's been the pats, ravens, colts, steelers and broncos for like 10 years now.
>>77796209
They'll still compete and try and play this charade like they're all dedicated to making the playoffs but in reality it's a slow tank/rebuild, so they'll make it even worse for themselves by not just going right into tank mode.
>>77796231
I wonder if I saw Bortles randomly one day I could ask him to pass me something and he'd miss me at point blank
>>77796173
I gave your mom more Os if you catch my driftings
>>77796217
>no accent
Barbaric
Rams 9-7. Cap it dweebs
>>77796258
I don't feel like using my other keyboard
>>77796159
>>77796255
Raiders have replaced the colts and Denver is on its way out
>>77795702
>Rodgers
>Tail end
He's just over the half way point
>>77796265
>Rams winning more than 5 games
KEK and they say me putting the Bills in the WC is dumb
>>77796231
Oh man that RB was wide open in front of him too
>>77795483
Should i remind you that the igglez finished dead last in their division
>Denver is on its way out
>>77796283
I know youre a filthy casual so you dont pay attention to offseason moves but the rams have greatly improved their offense and kept a defense that can win games by itself. Rams are the dark horse to win the division
>>77796255
Well we'll how the new guys do. Lot's of draft picks next year. I like how Beane came in all "alright let's do some fucking GM shit." Even tho they new it would piss of our retarded fans.
>>77796318
>>77796311
So how's that QB situation and defense you couldn't afford to pay going to be this year?
>>77796318
They are a lock to beat the Seahawks once and get a tie for some reason.
>defense you couldn't afford to pay
>>77796283
He's right
>>77796318
You're wrong
>And underwhelming 1st round QB
>On his 2nd oc in two years
>With a rookie hc young enough to be an actual player in the league
Listen here baby boy I know you really, really want your little team to be good this year, and anything could happen; but I just don't wanna see you get your hopes up and get hurt mkay?
>>77796337
This is true
>>77796337
I agree theyll split the series with the hawks. But seahawks may regress especially with that line taking a big hit. 10 games might win the NFC west
Cowboys fans, should they get rid of Keller Moore and just make Cooper Rush the #2 qb?
>>77795522
>>77795591
minnesota will be better this year
t. packers fan
>>77796351
>Defense you couldn't afford to pay
Damn right since you gave Von QB money
>>77796352
Goff has been looking fantastic this year. Not sure what youre talking about
>Damn right since you gave Von QB money
>woah Russell Wilson isn't good, he's carried by his defense and Marshawn Lynch
>Dak Prescott is obviously elite. He'd be just as good without the Cowboys Offensive line, Ezekiel Elliot, and Dez Bryant.
why do people think like this
>>77796381
As much as I enjoy saving your wojacks for future usage, im starting to wonder when you're going to make an evidence based point, or will you just keep quoting whatever I say
>>77796372
>Goff has been looking fantastic in the preseason
Oh boy i see this is going to be a BIG let down for you then, shame.
>>77796281
This.
Aaron Rodgers has another 5+ years left, and easily another Super Bowl appearance. As a life long Packers fan, I hope they can pull another win and bring the Lambeau trophy home, but with all the other good teams and stacked Offenses I see in the League now, I can say it'll be a wild shoot out.
Green Bay v.s. New England or Green Bay v.s. Oakland/Las Vegas.
>>77795615
rodgers has never lost to the patriots
>>77796405
So you have no point to make and youre just memeing. Cool
>>77795534
This.
>>77796412
Ya hed have to actually make a super bowl for that to haplen
>As much as I enjoy saving your wojacks for future usage, im starting to wonder when you're going to make an evidence based point, or will you just keep quoting whatever I say
>>77796407
>easily another Super Bowl appearance
Its like you dont see him choke year after year
>>77796413
>He thinks the preseason is indicative of regular season success
If you'd like I can explain why it's not. I hope for your sake that you're the one who is memeing about your sad franchise.
>>77796407
he could easily play for seven
this is why I don't understand the
>one ring
meme, payton manning won his second ring at 40, rodgers has plenty of time to beat the average
>>77796407
This is easily the worst packers team since 2013 so far
>>77796424
I see, you feel mentally challenged, you're not making fun of me. Good luck dealing with it
>>77796428
I mean maybe if we had a viable Defense, we wouldn't have to rely solely on our Offense for anything.
We lost to Atlanta because our DB's and ILB's were injured and we had 2nd and 3rd stringers in getting burnt on the deep ball.
Rodgers doesn't choke as often, he did throw some disappointing passes, but he isn't the root of the issue.
>I see, you feel mentally challenged, you're not making fun of me. Good luck dealing with it
>>77796422
they beat the patriots in 2014
>>77796428
>choke
he had one bad championship game
see>>77796442
>>77796447
this team will be as good as the 2014 team, only deficiency is oline and olb depth
>>77796454
>Luck
why do people keep forcing this
>>77796454
Hilarious
>>77796435
Ya. Its easier to dismiss facts than to change your narrative
>>77796462
>Only deficiency is line and olb
Bro those are the two most important groups outside of QB
>>77796454
As much as I laughed at the picture, if he had a half decent oline, perhaps he would have been something
>>77796480
Ok buddy suit yourself. I tried to warn ye
>>77796489
the starting oline is top five, the second stringers are mediocre for packers standards, but still enough to fuel an elite offense
olb still has functional pass rush, just not notable
Packers just need a defense ranked maybe #17 and theyre in the superbowl
Where were you when HL3 was kill?
>>77796511
I think we need to strengthen our Oline and DB's and we're solid. We need reliable 2nd stringers in the DB rotations AT LEAST to have a decent shot at contenting in the Playoffs. So we don't have to hold our breath again if our secondary gets injured again. Maybe we can actually rely on the bench players to try and prove themselves instead of getting burnt on an obvious fly route by trying to press against fucking Julio Jones when you've got a total of 6 snaps in the regular season.
*Facepalm* Rookies, man.
>>77796529
Go back to readit
>>77796529
oline just needs another FA guard and right tackle and it is perfect
the DB situation is a lot better than the last two years for sure. Safety has as much depth and skill as any team right now, and House now lets randall and rollins play number 2 and 3 receivers. 2nd stingers Hawkings and Pipkins (as well as king) are playing phenomenally and can be subbed into the starting defense and still make plays, giving time for injuries to fully heal and not have to play randall with a groin injury throughout the entire second half of the season. The biggest part of the problem is they had to play safeties in coverage while randall and rollins missed a combined 9 games, and gunter is straight booty and will be cut
packers will have a top 15 secondary this year, cap it
biegel will determine if the pass rush is efficient enough or not
>>77796529
>*Facepalm*
hi ribbit
>>77796650
gtfo
>>77796659
nah
>>77796517
>Half Life 3 died for a card game
>on Valve's 21st anniversary
rip in peace
I know you cowboyfags are here somewhere, who gets more carries? Morris or DMC?
>>77791205
>hating your irrelevant rivals because they used to beat up on you when you were bad
kinda sad 2bh. You pretend you hated them but really you just hated how bad your team was.
help me when I was a kid I loved football but now it seems so boring and unrewarding to watch. Is it because I can drink now or what?
>>77796723
does your team suck?
>>77796723
is your team good or bad?
>>77796689
Zeke
>>77796723
people can lose interest in hobbies over time
>>77796750
Hmmm... hate to tell you this but...
>>77796759
>Football is a hobby
Bo? Is that you?!
>>77796723
I've gotten way more into it since I started to drink. Makes it more fun to watch if you can shamelessly yell at the screen.
>>77791087
I"m sad
the ravens curse has passed and once again the giants are the most injured team
was hoping for more ridiculous weirdness from the ravens and jets attempts to make a 58 overall madden team
The Bills have like 7 slot receivers
>>77796454
What team has Tom Brady carried? Every year the Pats are top 5 on defense and Belichick coaches up lacrosse players and Popeyes employees to play at a high level.
>>77793030
pine creek automotive with the bantz
>>77794019
Grant, punished manlet
>>77796723
That's called growing up
How come Kizer doesn't sound like a nig? Every time I hear him speak he sounds like a generic white guy, was he raised in a white family?
Kurt Warner 2.0
daily reminder the Bengals WILL win a playoff game this year
>>77796689
Kinda depends on if Rod Smith keeps destroying people.
Cowboys are winning the Super Bowl
>>77795485
We've got two decent backups if you're in the market
>>77798776
They have one of the best chances among teams in the NFC
>>77796031
Maturity should make you like the game more, because you are able to fully appreciate the strategic aspect
>>77796454
>Andrew Cuck
Oh no
>>77798222
>sound like
you sound like a moron
>>77799239
No need to be mad Jamal.
>>77797008
>Implying I wasn't an edgy child yelling profanity at the t.v. like a drunk Irishman with his life savings on the horse race.
>>77796723
I feel the other way around, NFL used to be more fun when I was a kid, now it's just boring. Every single game feels the same, which is why is watch more college football these days.
>>77798656
Wrong
>>77798776
Also wrong
>>77799815
How do you feel about Kóúbóýś?
Is his unemployment really a matter of talent when Bortles has a starting job?
>>77799866
It is a matter of talent, partially. It's just that the distraction greatly outweighs the talent he might have.
>>77799669
>I feel the other way around,
>proceeds to say exactly what he just said
>>77799896
Minor detail.
>>77796213
But it's true. All of Denver's QBs are shit while the Raiders have pic related
>>77799866
Kaepernick manages to be even more shit than Bortlels
>>77799833
They will lose to the rams in the divisional
>>77799866
Did Bortles ever get sacked 36 times for a loss of 207 yards in one season
>>77799977
>double trips and dubs
checked
>>77799866
It's not just a matter of ranking players by talent. There's cap and contract considerations, as well as Kaep apparently wanting to start and not just be a backup. That and i strongly suspect he's asking for starter money.
>>77799922
The discount version of Von
>>77799866
He lost the starting job to Blaine Gabbart.
I hope no one thinks he's starter material or worth starter money.
1. Patriors
2. Raiders
3. Steelers
4. Texans
5. Titans
6. Chiefs
1. Packers
2. Cowboys
3. Seahawks
4. Buccaneers
5. Cardinals
6. Eagles.
>>77800836
Lol Jags
>Get rid of Blaine because he's trash
>Replace 2 years later with a guy Blaine proved he's literally better than
I'm so glad I'm not one of their fans
>>77800820
>the DPOY is a discount version of a worse player
tep kok
>just get home from work
>"""""excited""""" to play madden
>pre-order on jewstore so it pre-installs and I can play it right away
>load it up
>36GB update
Lads...
@@77801060
>of a worse player
Terrible bait
>>77800820
Mack actually can cover tho...
Ah the Mack-Von debate, always fun to see
>>77801144
what's your internet speed? I use www.fast.com, to check, get 65mbps wired, 25 wireless, updates over 25 GB usually take 10-15 minutes
> replying to the huge homer that is milehigh
shiggy
>yfw the Loins BTFO the Pats tonight, proving that this is /ouryear/
>>77801398
More like huge homo
SAVE.US_4GOD
>>77801349
75Mb/s, but that's irrelevant when MS is using 20 of it. Even worse when I remember that Mb and MB are different and that 36GB is actually 288Gb.
>>77796454
Colin Cowherd's logic on Luck never makes any sense. He says he carried the worst roster in the league his first three seasons to the playoffs. The Colts did not have a bas roster those first three years. They still had Polian's leftovers for the most part (Reggie Wayne, Robert Mathis, etc.) Yes, they went 2-14 the season Pey Pey was injured because Curtis Painter is an absolute abomination. They didn't have a horrible roster until Grigson got a hold of it and destroyed it with his awful draft picks and trades. Now that Luck actually is on the worst roster in the league, he CAN'T carry it and they're 8-8 at best. Totally stupid mental gymnastics on this Luck cock sucking venture.
>>77801504
Ah, Good speed, I have no experience with >Xbox so I don't know how to help, I do know that downloads speed up in PS4's rest mode, if Xbox has that you can try that
>>77801606
>if Xbox has that you can try that
Yeah, it's called "The time I bought it until the time I actually started playing on the fucker (3 years)".
Life has gotten a lot comfier again since I started playing on consoles again though, culminating in early nights, cold weather and late-night ameriball shitposting.
>>77800850
>2! (Two) Afc south team
"No."
>>77801512
They went 2-14 because they tanked on purpose pham
>>77801643
>that glorious feel of hopping on some madden late Sunday night after football has finished
>>77801773
>that glorious feel of your mom hopping on my dick
>>77801783
Come and join us in here, then.
>>>/tv/86832434
>/v/ taking HL3 this serious
wew
>>77801783
>implying you can get a boner without looking at traps
>Patriots looking to trade Kony Ealy
What's his deal, anyway? He doesn't give a shit unless it's the Super Bowl?
>>77793990
Chargers falsefag get
>>77801863
The thing is, Kony hasn't been relevant since 2012.
>>77801794
way ahead of you there friend
who's your mommyfu?
>>77801856
wanna help me out sissyboi? ; )
>>77801884
Go fuck yourself, like you do everynight
>>77801773
>that glorious feeling of playing late-night franchise mode because ONLINE MADDEN IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
>>77801903
>Madden online is bullshit
>mfw batted pass TDs
>>77801884
This bird.
xhamster.com/videos/big-titted-and-british-milf-sammy-sanders-plays-with-dildo-6133249
I wanna play madden but don't have a next gen console. Could I just play against the computer on xbox360 in an older game?
is martavis bryant playing this week
wtf
hullo
>>77801944
>mfw I make a perfect throw but it gets picked off because the other guy has inhuman stick reflexes
>>77801400
Last time the lions went undefeated in the preseason they finished the season 0-16.
>>77801983
>mfw double ILB blitz fails because THE FUCKING AI STOPS TO WATCH THE QB JUST AS HE IS ABOUT GET HIT
>>77801990
>he thinks we aren't going to purposely throw the last game so we can avoid comparisons to 2008
>>77795509
The fuck are you talking about? Name one reason why this would happen.
>>77802023
Because Oakland improves their defense by week 6
>>77800850
>Buccs winning the division
>>77802023
They looked pretty fuckin crap yesterday. But yeah probably not worst in the league. 23rd.
The Cowboys 1st team is going to destroy the Raiders 1st team
Destroy the 1st team defense maybe, but the Offense will keep it close
>The Cowboys 1st team is going to destroy the Raiders 1st team
>>77802375
Dak = 12/12 8 TDs 0 Ints 130 yards
Carr = 0/15 0 Tds 3 Ints 20 yards
>>77802405
How does Carr have 20 yards on zero completions?
>>77802405
>no Dubs
not happening
>Dak = 12/12 8 TDs 0 ints 130 yards
>Carr = 0/15 0 Tds 3 Ints 20 yards
Nathan Fenno@nathanfenno·22h
Tickets for Saturday's Chargers-Rams game at the Coliseum are starting at $9.99 on StubHub.
Hahaha oh my
>>77802463
20 yard desperation scramble run
>reddit "humor"
>>77802466
Check these sick digits to go along with a Vikings HOME OWL WIN
>>77802485
Um, it's called marketing. I think Spanos knows what he's doing.
>20 yard desperation scramble run
>>77802494
Vikings unironically upset the cowboys but lose their next game by fumbling the opening KO and not being able to score
>>77795915
Yea shits good I had it yesterday got 4 bangers atethem all
>>77802505
> Defending Dean Spanos
Yikes.
>>77802505
>moving to a city where no one likes you
>being a bottom bitch to stan kroenke when the stadium is finished
>staying in 30,000 seat stadium
>I think Spanos knows what he's doing.
>Yfw Bruce Irvin nails Zeke Elliott and forces a fumble
>>77802661
Zeke is in footlball prison for beating up whores
>>77802676
Yeah but he's playing on Saturday
>>77802681
>mfw some Raider SJW breaks Zeke in half
>Be Derek Carr
>have the best pass protecting offensive line in the league
>Be the least sacked starting QB in the league
>have a bunch of weapons around you and solid all around on offense
yet despite that
>one of the worst accuracy ratings among starting QBs
>Most intercept able passes thrown by any qualifying QB
>still hasn't posted a league average YPA
>below average QB Rating every year
>6th highest Failed Completion Percentage in the league
And this dude is the highest paid QB in the league? lmaoooo
>>77802792
The highest paid QB in the league is usually just the last one to get paid, tho. Cause if he left someone else would pay him. You should know this.
>Be Cowpokes fan
>Be triggered by good QB
>lol I'm not mad
>>77802842
>Carr
>anything but slightly above average
The only Good QBs i get triggered by is Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers. Carr is just fun to point out how lackluster he is
Correction
>Be extremely triggered by Great QB
>Be Derek Carr
>have the best pass protecting offensive line in the league
>Be the least sacked starting QB in the league
>have a bunch of weapons around you and solid all around on offense
>yet despite that
>one of the worst accuracy ratings among starting QBs
>Most intercept able passes thrown by any qualifying QB
>still hasn't posted a league average YPA
>below average QB Rating every year
>6th highest Failed Completion Percentage in the league
>And this dude is the highest paid QB in the league? lmaoooo
I guarantee no one can give me any non homer reason why they think Car should be considered a top 10 QB.
>>77802015
>double ILB blitz
>TE or slot gets 10 yards of separation when making his break on a corner route
man defense is so fucking shit in this game
>>77802869
Also
>has never broken 4k yards in a season
>Carr
>anything but slightly above average
>The only Good QBs i get triggered by is Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers. Carr is just fun to point out how lackluster he is
>>77802792
wow is all of that true?
>>77802884
He's top 15 probably. And his youth makes him more valuable.
Kek
>I guarantee no one can give me any non homer reason why they think Car should be considered a top 10 QB.
>>77802792
everyone knows he's shit but raiderfags
>>77802923
haha wut
>>77802918
yep
>>77802922
Top 15 sure. I'd put him at 15 or 14 because like i've said he is slightly above average. But no QB right now has done less with so much talent around him than Derek Carr
>>77802923
#Respect
>>77802884
He good in clutch situations
>comeback kings
Madden has _____ the update. Time for a quick tug and then I'll start playing.
>not horribly inaccurate
>great ynder pressure
>can read defenses
>will not make retarded throws
>can get extra yardage with mobility
>Heart
>not a diva, not a bland emotionless box
>can make do with nothing (see 2014)
>Good arm
>studies with coaches to improve, has had help from brother David on what NOT TO DO
>idolized Favre
>college career was in a pro style offense
>not a bad Raiders QB
>comeback QB
>won't give up on drives
His only knocks are inexperience and his health
>>77802950
UNLEASH HIM
Top 15 sure. I'd put him at 15 or 14 because like i've said he is slightly above average. But no QB right now has done less with so much talent around him than Derek Carr
>>77802972
>not horribly inaccurate
He is pretty inaccurate. One of the least accurate starting QBs in the league
>will not make retarded throws
He makes plenty of retarded throws the difference is he gets lucky that they don't get intercepted he had like 10 would be interceptions last year that happened to fall out of the defenders hands.
>can read defenses
This is probably the only thing he does well. The rest you mentioned doesn't matter
>>77802965
longshot is fuckin bad dude, my brother bought it and i'm not done with it yet, but they talk so fuckin autistly
>>77802942
>no QB right now has done less with so much talent around him than Derek Carr
????
He was an MVP candidate and lead one of the best offenses in the league last year.
>>77803015
>One of the least accurate starting QBs in the league
come on now anon
>>77803028
Just ignore the local retards please
Let go of your foolish bias and SEE THE LIGHT
Looking at QBRs from last season:
> Tannehill, Eli, Wentz all bottom 10
> Tyrod top ten
Why did dolphins fans even care when tannehill went down he's shit
NEW when we're done here
>>77788659
>>77788659
>>77788659
>>77788659
>>77803080
While I agree tannehill is shit QBR is also shit
>>not horribly inaccurate
>He is pretty inaccurate. One of the least accurate starting QBs in the league
>>will not make retarded throws
>He makes plenty of retarded throws the difference is he gets lucky that they don't get intercepted he had like 10 would be interceptions last year that happened to fall out of the defenders hands.
>>can read defenses
>This is probably the only thing he does well. The rest you mentioned doesn't matter
>>77803087
That sounds consistent for a Carr.
>>77803095
>>>77788659 →
Yeah, but the rankings for last year actually seem about right desu
>college football this weekend
>still have to wait for nfl
>Posting in a dead thread.
>>77801972
Yes that is a good goal because it can be easily achieved
>>77797393
2009, 2010, 2011, and 2013 Brady absolutely carried those teams into the playoffs
>>77802515
If anyone can do it its the vikes