/cric/

alright lads

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cricket

Hockey is a primitive version of cricket

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grigget

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practiced my batting with the gf today

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is a cricketer an athlete?

americans have no idea of the depth of test cricket nor of how deeply i have come to understand it

>>77790876
to be honest only the goatman has ever understood cricket
anyone who says they do is a nonce

why is there a finn in the cricket thread

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMKWPtJc18c

Do any cricket fans actually understand the rules and terminology or is it just a prank to laugh at outsiders?

Cricket is gay lol

Love straff

Cricket is a nice sport

>>77793373
hate Shitspouter

>sport

>>77790811
Based goosey

>this big fight with gf
goddamn

>No Mention of the next Mystery Bowler from Sri Lanka

haven't been posting much lately, so here's two /cric/-related updates from my life:

(1) watch a couple of brown fellas play cricket at the park last sunday
(2) saw a guy who looked like de kock at the pub two days ago. i think i made him uncomfortable, because i kept staring at him

thanks for reading

Tell me about Fawad Alam

>>77795653
>india still won
lmao how

based cricketfan69 going to knock shitspouter out

>>77796420
we call that 2 litres in this thread

please be more willing to except our cultures when making posts

thanks

>>77796420
yeah gotten back into choccy milk myself recently
every thursday I like to get a 600 ml carton on the way home

>>77796353
are you the german or the english expat

>>77796479
the german

>>77796465
which brand? My brother works at Aldi and brings home their brand which is fairly good.

>>77796536
Masters of course

Aldi is literally going to kill off Australian produce so I refuse to shop there

>>77796545
I was about to say I've never heard of it but looks like in suicideland it's called Big M. elite choice.

>>77796618
wrong thread sorry lads

>>77796443
We actually use Liters here pretty frequently atleast when compared to kilos verse lbs or meters verse miles

>>77796465
Im a fucking addict when it comes to choco molk litteraly will drink atleast 2 gallons a week

Pic related is the goat chocolate milk in the states. Based in Washington state but been able to find it in Wal-Mart all over woild recommend of any of you cunts ever venture over here

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>>77796777

I'll be the actress starring in your bad dreams

>Finland

The fuck is this bullshit country?

Post your alt-right name lads, the first cricketer you can think of plus your sexual status

Murali Inactive

Steyn Stunted

asif rarely

Posting in a retard babyy thread

Smith Only on Fridays

fucking hate straffo

love cricket by the way

>>77796992
carly rae jepsen for brainlets

love straffo

love cricket

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>le contrived autist look

Sad!

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>>77790829
yes

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>>77790829
>is a cricketer an athlete

tell me about cricket

>>77797264
"Sport" dominated by the least athletic race of "people" on earth

>>77797271
Australians are very athletic mate

>>77797280
Springsteen is his favourite

>>77790651
2,4,3,5,7,6,8,1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE4xszxYDTA

>>77796403
Mainly due to lack of support from other bowlers.
Has a Off-spin grip,action is like a legspinner & can spin it both ways
Better than A. Mendis imo

>>77797508
going to reserve judgement for now
remember everyone talking up that chinaman last year only for it to turn out that he only took wickets because there was no footage of him bowling before his first test so no one could pick his variations

will LITERALLY castrate the next poster who implies that natural variation exists

natural variation exists

>>77797594
where do you live mate

>>77797613
39 Roberts St, Spotswood VIC 3015

>>77797613
Wattle Glen

>>77797624
catching the train down now

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>>77797630

http://www.betootaadvocate.com/sports/cricketing-great-rob-quiney-to-release-tell-all-memoir-detailing-test-career/

>>77797638
i like his hair in the photo, looks better when he grows it out a bit

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>>77797655

>>77797664
#beatsbydre

>>77797664
does the cunt ever take a photo that's not at fuckin maccas

Straffo looks a bit like the beast from the chase

>>77797673
Straffo's whole shtick is liking something really popular that most people over the age of 18 or in the know hate and then pretending and trying to convince people that it's ackshually really good. It's next level contrarian.

It would be like me trying to convince you guys that some meme artist that gets shat on like Justin Bieber or Nickelback were in fact the best thing ever.

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straffo did his PCL whilst photographing local footy on the weekend

straff should consider a diet

>>77797779
he was getting angry at some guy at maccas a few days ago for using a $100 note on a $7.40 meal

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Even Finland has national team, there are more bongoloids than finns in it. Majority are naturally streetshitters or pakis.

>England win the toss and bat first
haha time for another 3 day test

>>77797816
Accurate representation of the demography of Finland tbf

>>77798187
>was thinking of getting tickets for days 4/5
Was realistically not going to make it there anyways and definitely won't now

Hate Janny's
Hate Shitspouter
Hate Ivan
Hate Walkcunt

Love Straffo
Love Goosey

>>77798227
why would you want to go watch this garbage fucking series
I hate the ECB for not inviting a proper team down and ruining my winter /cric/ experience

>>77798316
Always like to go to one test match a year and didn't have the chance to go to the Manchester test due to work

can any sandgroper here tell me about this man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlspL_2Lm64

goosey is a good cunt but straffo is just a cunt

Get in here gents

>>77797221
>>77797221
>>77797221

>>77798367
yeah mate basically he's just a old nut that rides around perth and midland and abuses everyone he goes past
he's been at it for a couple of decades now

>>77798316
Should've either had 6 tests against South Africa, or got New Zealand over for 3 tests seeing as they're not doing anything at the moment.

>>77798398
the absolute fucking state of new zealand's fixtures makes me furious, it's literally nothing but pyjamas

>>77798398
we're literally never going to see a 6 test series unless by some luck it happens to be 2 3 test series' in either countries

tipping windies in a closey

hate that turnbull has absolutely no interest sport, really just doesn't feel right

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Remember when West Indies was good? Mike Gatting does.

listening to carly rae

>westley

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>it's a nothing for 2 episode

Wew laddies maybe the Windies are back on form

>It's a Root saves a top order collapse episode
Getting real tired of this

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Excited for the Ashes lads

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>>77799125

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5mBShX9fdU

only hawkey can save australian "cricket" at this point

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>Everyone spends a week trashing this Windies team as the worst to ever grace the sport
>This happens

I fucking KNEW this would happen

>>77799324
windies were always going to trouble the England top order, they cant bat for shit tho

>>77799150
reddit the prime minister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o8by05rtMY

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Johnny Boy literally knew more about cricket than ANYONE in this thread

>>77799362
wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOUFKZBpFTY

Reminder one of the first things the big JH did after retiring from politics was to try to join the ICC

holy fucking shit

>dropping root

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>>77799339
Jason Holder double hundred confirmed.

Based slip giving us a sporting chance

>>77799426
Yeah Rudd was such a little fucking worm. He reminded me of that kid who'd go crying to the teacher every time someone was mean to him.

Didn't think much of Gillard either, but at least she had a bit more about her. Politics really is a bit boring right now, Barnaby was the only interesting one left

Just know that the West Indies aren't going to take any wickets for the rest of the day and that this game will be just as shit as the last one

Imagine pre back injury roach and gabriel steaming in with the new ball

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ama

Jason Holder bowling a consistent fourth stump line is the intellectual peak of test cricket

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>career economy of 2.54

>>77799583
can a fox breed with a dog?

>>77799736
I think so yes

gonna mow the lawn and listen to a band beginning with p

>>77799750
love doolittle mate

>>77799655
pretty sure most county trundlers could go at that economy on those dead pitches out in the caribbean

>>77799819
t.brainlet

>>77799819
Contention: Holder is the black McGrath

>>77799895
bowls too many easy leave balls for that, he's more a 5th stump dry it up bowler whereas McGod was a 4th stump attacking bowler who just never bowled bad balls

>>77799934
Wait and see, he will become absolutely elite after lunch

>>77799934
this is a far more unironic response than was maybe warranted

>>77799962
I was a bit bemused to get a reply if I'm honest.

Think I'm in love, lads.

Getting a job and moving away was a mistake.

I wish I'd just remained a Neet, staying up all night listening to England play test matches in faraway countries.

>>77799962
you have to unironically take shitposting seriously every now and then or it just gets people shitposting at each other non stop with nobody replying and then nobody has fun

Imagine if someone told you that it would be boring to watch the West Indies bowl 15 years ago

COCKAHOOP

Black McGrath

pls no collapse

>>77790829

Awww yeah, its Dwayne Leverock.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7JqnXrvmx8

Tell me about Adam Lyth's record breaking domestic T20 score of 161

We need the pink ball

The ABSOLUTE STATE of this top order.

If you didn't see this coming after all the talk since last test you're quite stupid.

Was always going to happen.

Lyth
Cook
Compton
Root
Bairstow
Stokes
Buttler (wk)
Ali
Woakes
Broad
Anderson

>>77800303
>see this coming

What, the century partnership of Root and Stokes?

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>>77800310
>Lyth

>>77800310

Cook
Trescothick
KP
Root
Bell
Stokes
Bairstow
Ali
Woakes
Broad
Anderson

>>77800320
Redpill me on his gutsy 68 versus Essex

Believe Lyth is overlooked purely because he happens to fall below England's mandatory 7/10 beauty standards for white players

can someone help this old cunt out please

Are there any poos lurking here that can explain why your capital is being torched?

Just put a cover over it lads

It's an advertising conspiracy

>>77800252
T.brainiac

what booze should i buy? must be low calorie

>>77800420
vodka and diet whatever as long as you can deal with the cancer

>people are literally going to pay for a wwe tier boxing match

>>77800435
it's going to be an absolute farce
no matter how tough you are, you can't walk into boxing out of nowhere and go up against one of the best

>>77797037
>>77797049
whats the point of posting these pics?

>>77797664
kek

>>77800490

>he doesnt admire the male form

what does the letter q add to our alphabet when it is always attached to the letter u

reckon u should be incorporated into the sound of q

STOP MENTIONING BELL!! Does everyone just ignore his woeful form and the fact he has been DROPPED BY HIS COUNTY!? If you're dropped by your county what chance do you have against international quality bowling? People are fools

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>>77800596
t. Webby

>>77800550
There are times where u doesn't follow q, such as burqa

>>77800627
don't care that's a foreign word anyway call it a burka instead and it wouldn't change a thing

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>gary ballance will start the 1st test

reckon I could successfully overhaul the english language if I wanted to

had to do 6 fucking captchas to get this post out

love the lads off /cric/

I reckon i'm the fastest person in this general.

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>>77800654
Four, FOUR test hundreds m8. How many do you have? Exactly...

>>77800686
reckon I could cream you on the long distance

>>77800686
mate, you are the Brett Dorey of this thread

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>I’m not a cricketer tonight. I’m just a drunken bastard. I’m absolutely fucked

What did he mean by this?

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>That last picture

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-68506097.html

>>77800716
Still reckon he was a gun

>>77800727
fucking kek

>>77800733
ok Mrs Dorey, time for bed

>>77800746
If he focused on cricket he could have been elite

>>77800759
he was 6'8 and barely got passed 30kph

>“They had to carry him out at the end of the night. He was standing outside with his top off screaming ‘England! England! England!” an eyewitness told Tab.

>>77800759
>>77800776
130kph*

>>77800776
le heavy ball though

this fucking catching

Reckon if I wanted to be a pro cricketer I could

le score a fifty man

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>>77800812
I don't desu.

how many centuries did he make out of those

>>77800702
How long mate?

>>77800716
Thanks lad

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root out soon lads

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this man is tipping a Bangladesh series victory against australia

fucking hell lads

post your r/cricket usernames lads.

>>77800863
not even once

wish it was summer

>>77800828

atm 3.

>tob order collabs
>root + stokes/bairstow/moeen have to bail us out
getting tired of this episode

Why doesn't Root just declare? Got more than enough runs to bowl them out twice.

Cowardly teebeehaytch.

>>77800863
/u/dmartyn30

>>77800863
/u/krazykrejza

le fifty man equalled the record for fifties in consecutive tests held by AB (12)

>>77800727
>10 schools within a mile

Good spot for them desu

who will win
bangladesh or australia?
Win Bangladesh
ok
Now bangladesh cricke tem very well.so 27 date.very gd play
bangladesh or australia?
Win Bangladesh
ok
Now bangladesh cricke tem very well.so 27 date.very gd play

remember this shocker from danny lads?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/6nktxj/fixing_england/

>>77800917
lel

used to defend bishoo ama

>getting out to bishoo

>le get 50 and out man

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>>77799512
>You

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Shit.

>>77800951
the absolute state of me

Watching WWF from 20 years ago lads.

They literally have racial gang war angles. Pretty good.

>>77800959
literally nothing wrong with this

>>77800959
He LITERALLY got a hundred in the last test. Stop bullying cutey Rooty.

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>le conversion man

>>77800964
>not wanting a close game for the good of the game
absolute deano brainlet normie pleb get the fuck out of my /cric/

>>77800987
if you're having a close game against the windies at home you've got problems

>>77800987
>He enjoys close games

Hate this meme.

>>77801002
after growing up with Australia in the 2000s I can honestly say that spanking every team you play is the peak of cricket
2006/7>2005

Issac: "I absolutely love test cricket. Its in part like GoT. You are always expecting someone (Stokes) to fall, but the script takes down someone else (Root) - who everyone likes and no one expects" That's the first analogy that's made me want to watch GoT ...

whens the Aussies playing next lads?

Too much cricket is bad for you.

>Cricket has to be revolutionized. Teams shld travel/play with 20-25 players. The playing team shld have 7 batsmen, 4 bowlers, 1 wicket keeper and 9 fielders. Batsmen need not field. Their job is to bat. Wicket keeper and fielders cannot bat or bowl and they do fielding and keeping while batsmen rest and bowlers bowl. That way we have specialists working on each aspect. More fun and no dropped catches. Think about it :D You can thank me later

>>77801012
sunday lad

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Cricket has to be revolutionized. Teams shld travel/play with 20-25 players. The playing team shld have 7 batsmen, 4 bowlers, 1 wicket keeper and 9 fielders. Batsmen need not field. Their job is to bat. Wicket keeper and fielders cannot bat or bowl and they do fielding and keeping while batsmen rest and bowlers bowl. That way we have specialists working on each aspect. More fun and no dropped catches. Think about it :D You can thank me later

>>77801020
cheers fella

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/player/251721.html
just have a read through with an open mind

>>77801023

Imagine if your job was literally just to be a fielder.

Reckon that career would have a pretty high suicide rate.

>>77801038
My club cricket experience

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You now remember Matt Prior.

>>77801023
that is some Wattle Glen rules tier shit right there mate

>>77801042

Rip.

Fucking hate when XI above your usual picks you and does this.

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>>77801023
i like it

>>77801002
nothing beats a close test match

matched with an indian on 'der

What happened to Krazy, lads?

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>>77801055
Contention: Wattle Glenn rules will only enhance international cricket

Holding consistently dropping pessimistic truthies on Sky

>>77801087
still posts just not as often

>>77801092
Literally the goat commentator. Remember when he made that blackface joke?

happy cric is back

>>77801089
business idea: no

>>77801109
he aint that great, better ones in the west indies than him

>>77801086
does she bat?

Stupid ginge.

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When people don't differentiate between a CC Div 1 and Div 2 batting average reeeeeeee

>>77801089
>(ive been a fan of 2 hands, 2 bounces as well)

this fat cunt loses all integrity right there

>>77801199
How does that even work

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>Game of Thrones!? Jeez - I'll stick to my VHS recordings of Juliet Bravo thankyouverymuch

we're fucking wank lads

what are normies going to shitpost about online when Game of turds ends

>>77801227
Donald Drumpf.

>>77801227
it's spinoffs

love shanny G

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>>77801240

>bitchshit

dumb frogposter

might go get myself some tea actually

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>>77801279
Reminder that it will never end.

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>>77801279

Don't worry there will still be Rick & Morty

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>>77801302

BOTHAM HAS A RUBBISH WILLY

>>77801385
>Growtham

>>77801385
Ballbag like a river delta.

green day - time of your life

>>77801385
wish I could get it out of my head

anyone notice how the janny only deletes straffoposting?

this BFF option on bumble is most intriguing

>>77801440
yeah lol

i sent a text to straffo on that number that was posted here but dunno if its still his number

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>>77798291
>Hate Ivan
kek

wish we had a british answer to straffo lads

based england fixing the match for the good of diversity

>>77801506
just need to find him mate, there's almost certainly one out there dropping casualbombs on the cricket as we speak

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rate my set-up drink is vodka and coke

based straffoLORD

Can't wait for this Test bollocks to be over and the Curran brothers show to start later

>>77801548
let's see the photos of a young zachy

Moeen Ali is the rich man's ___________

>>77801579
shoaib malik

>>77801579
Mohammed Atta

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>>77801548
shit if I'm honest

Can't post my set-up as I'm in work like a normal human being

>>77801612
nah like mine better not even any cricket in yours

>>77801654
listening to TMS aren't I

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>as I'm in work like a normal human being

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>I have a job

>>77801612
>Dutch Tulip Mania
>North American colonies
>Kant

What the hell are you studying lad

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>>77801612

>macbook
>green tea
>tulips
>working in a cupboard

>>77801676
test cricket

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>>77801612
>first year undergrad tries to make himself look important.jpg

bet stokesy has a bad back from carrying this team

the black asif bowling a cerebral spell right now lads

>>77801689
final semester of my final year lad

>i bet on sky
doesn't this suck desu?

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>>77801696
>ECON 2.09
>1 wicket

>>77801710
rate exactly half the songs

>>77801705
Oh that's alright then, good luck on your finals desu~

Would love Holder to gently probe my defences and test my confidence in where my off stump sits

>>77801715
enjoying this holder gimmick

love Andrew McGlashan

There's an Eoin Morgan sized hole in the English middle order

>>77801733
ok quite like youre living all over me. theyre no pavement tho haha

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>Holder to Stokes, no run

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women ah yes

>>77801784
there's a top order sized hole in the english team

>>77801892
its always handy to have a watertight filter system like that though

>>77801892
back when the hot meme was to ask girls incredibly detailed questions about test cricket on tinder and post the results on twitter one of my mates did it, got a proper answer and is still going out with her

>>77801579
Owais Shah

>>77801920
lol yeah remember that it was good, some fb cricket meme page was posting screenshots for a while too

>>77801920
i would quite like to see that

Allah does not smile today

>>77801933
i already #nailedit with shoaib malik, owais shah barely even bowled

>>77801933
Has there ever been a paki that's played for England that hasn't been utterly mediocre?

hate this lower order meme
in the good old days WI would be batting now

>>77801980
big nas

>>77802000
averaged less than damien martyn

>>77801989
agree.. it literally undermines the role of top order batsmen

>>77802000
nasser was a bit mediocre if we're being honest lad

>>77802035
not many had comparable averages to aus golden gen players lad

>>77801989
hate the bits & pieces players meme

le counterattacking strokeplaying lower middle order is the future of test cricket
these younguns don't have the technique to survive the new ball these days

you have a top 4 of mostly sacrificial lambs to survive as long as possible (you rotate these in and out of the team often) and then your best players come in to beat the soft ball around

>>77802058
yeah just pulled him out because he has already been forgotten by everyone and was easily the worst batsmen in the side during a comparable era

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>>77798367

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>>77802066
mirin these complex thoughts

>>77802043

>Wasim
>Waqar
>Pollock
>Donald
>Ambrose
>Walsh

>MCGRATH

Being a top order batsman wasn't a very easy thing back then. Especially when you are only either playing in their backyard or English conditions.

500 on the cards desu.

reminder finasteride grinds hairloss to a complete halt indefinitely in nearly all men and scientific studies prove this

>>77802192

Doesn't it make your willy perma-floppy tho?

hope stokes gets out on 99

>chokes

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>Black Mirror
>nearly all the characters are black

>>77802257
nah that's a complete meme, it's extremely rare

>>77802066
sad state of affairs
need to put a few extra layers of lacquer on these balls

the STATE of this catching

feel very sorry for roach

What are those blue marks on Stokes bat? Marks from bowling machine balls?

SPOT FIXING

>>77802259
hm

>>77802275

like 95% womyn as well

What's par score for headingly this year?

bishoo looks guyanan

>>77802339
just part curry

think guyana and trinidad are where you get lots blacks and curries
the trinidadian we get here sometimes is curry with a bit of black in him from memory

>>77802339
he is guyanan

hmm thought bishoo was from trinidad

yeah gotta wonder if he is native then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW09qpLaM54

#elite