/heem/

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Tapor McTappor

Is Chael Sonnen's podcast any good lads?

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>>77789916
>McGregor this weekend

>>77790388
>he doesn't want the white man to win

What the fuck is wrong with you

Conor has no chance, sadly
Look at Floyd vs berto. A 38 Floyd is lightspeed. Compare that to Conor's last fight, he moves half as fast

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ7VA2fhS0k

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>>77790388

i just put down 115 on gooby via knockout

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/box/ here with a quick reminder.

MMA will never be a fraction as relevant or prestigious as boxing. Face it, it's filled with sub par athletes (hence why fat bums like Derrick Lewis can be a legit contender) who simply weren't good enough to make it in boxing. It's just a fact, why wouldn't they box if they could? Even mediocre boxers like Paulie Malinaggi made a fuckload of money in his fights whereas legit fighters like TJ Dillashaw and RDA get paid peanuts.

Nah, boxing is never going away and MMA will forever be redneck tier trash. Now with Jon Jones popped and Ronda Rousey contemplating suicide, there's only Conor left and where is he right now? You guessed it, he's in boxing begging Floyd Mayweather to change his bum life by embarrassing him in the boxing ring.

Meanwhile boxing has Anthony Joshua who just pinged 1.5 million PPV buys. Canelo who did 1 million PPV buys against a heavybag and has another 1+ million PPV fight coming up with GGG. Lomachenko climbing through the stardom with another PPV event this year against Rigondeaux and shit, even McGregor is pretty much a boxer considering the fact that he's making more in this fight than every UFC champion combined. I mean, what even is Conors best PPV? Under 2 million? This is your best """""""draw"""""? LOL

Your sport is a joke lads. Sorry, but not sorry

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>>77791010

>7 posts early

>>77789916
Can't wait for you fuckers to be relegated to /asp/

>>77795272
I think you should abandon this meme

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>>77790388

>>77791010
>Anthony Joshua who just pinged 1.5 million PPV buys
You keep repeating this. It was given away for practically free. It didn't draw.

>>77795275
it's not even good desu

>>77795282
He's posting a photoshopped picture of a child.
>>77795284
You go down like a ship?

>>77791010
Doing God's work, anon. Second consecutive thread where /heem/babbies have been utterly BTFO by /box/ in their own thread.

>>77793852
migrate

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>"so I sucked his dick watevaaaaaa"

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>>77795298
I was starting to miss this post

>>77795316
whats wrong with you my guy? we don't hurt dogs just for p i s s i ng. If Aspen Ladd took a big monkey shit in your front yard would you murder her too?

I wonder how many boxing fags are going to be watching nervously this saturday.

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what an absolute loser>>77795273

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Trolling or not. It's almost 100% guaranteed these two talked about Conor's tactics right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i2k5d2coiU

Also Paulie is such a fuckin' bitch weasel snake. I'm embarrassed for him the way he acts in this video.

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>>77795407
stay mad loser

>>77795426
shut up faggot, conor did him dirty he can do as he wants, why should he hate on mayweather and not be cool with him? heem urself bud

>>77795430
the OP has always been important to you, very sad for a 31 year old.

>>77795442
the OP doesn't matter idiot lol

>>77795432
I dunno. It makes him a coward who is clearly way too emotionally sensitive.

>>77795447
Why are you pretending to be Adan anyway? He doesn't namefag

>>77795450
only one emotionally sensitive is you making a big deal about nothing, you're just a conor nuthugger like the rest in those comments

>>77795455
why are you pretending that you have even one joule of energy in your body

>>77795455
makes it "believable" when he samefags, with Spain back autistic sorts are just begging for attention

10 inches of rain expected before the fight. Traffic up the ass due to evacuations

WHY IS GOD FUCKING WITH ME?

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DEFEND OR VACATE
FINAL WARNING, GOOBER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lBhx_REe6s

suckas

>>77795472
I've got ten inches expected for your moms room

>>77795468
I'm not, now you?

>>77795316
t. achmed

>>77795472
I'm sorry that happened to you on this weekend bud.

>>77795480
Let's be honest, why would Conor want to fight either of those guys? There's no money in either of them.

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>>77795426
>implying Paulie remembers anything from the sparring sessions after getting gadooshed and sent home with a concussion

Joke's on Floyd. Paulie, this is embarrassing.

>>77795524
You're right, it isn't smart to fight them.
I just wish the strongest would seek out and challenge the strongest. It's all about the money nowadays.

Watching Floyd's boxing fights makes it unbelievably clear is a few levels better than conor skill wise. His reactions are insane and complete instinct.

Conor is going to get humiliated but I think Conor's size advantage and reach advantage are the big unknowns. Conor is basically going to have to completely ignore Floyd's strikes and feints while going in.

Going to be an insane fight actually and better than most expect. I'm really hyped to see the two fight. I can imagine Conor somehow having quick enough hands and coordination to land some shots if he gets into a suicidal mindset of ignoring any shots. If he walks through floyd's strikes and just focuses on landing I think he can win. Going to be a mental battle.

>>77795529
it actually is honestly embarrassing

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>>77795480
2 BELTS?!?!?! DEFEND OR VACATE GONOR!!! IMPEACH HIM FROM HIS TITLE!!

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why is ariel helwani the only good mma journalist? is it that he works hard or does he just get luckyy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0XsOkqOOvA

>>77795540
Does Conor even have a much bigger reach advantage? His size is a bit overplayed desu, look at them staring off and it's not hueg

>>77795524
>>77795537
Conor vs Malignaggi is the best next fight he can take. If we are talking $$$ and least risk. That is even if he beats floyd or not. If he beats Floyd he will carry a malignaggi fight to 3 million buys on white hope hype and if he loses it will still be interesting.

>>77795540
>His reactions are insane and complete instinct.
his instinct will be his downfall, boxing doesn't exist

>>77795557
2 inch reach, and floyd has long ass arms for his height. I think the weight will be 15 pounds or so advantage.

>>77795555
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yeah, that's me in the middle. You're probably wondering how I got in this situation. Well... it's a long story, you see...

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>>77795567
>boxing doesn't exist

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>>77795529
Can you imagine Floyd and Paulie comfortably sitting in Floyd's house, having a few drinks, and Paulie yet again tries to push the bullshit story about him beating Conor for 12 rounds.

>>77795567
>moving his head out of the way of a punch and staying completely alert
The reactions Floyd have are better than Conor's by leagues. That being said reaction time does decrease with age.

>>77795570
2 inches isn't much man. I'm certain Floyd has faced people with bigger reach before, if not equal to Goobs.

Weight isn't as huge factor in Boxing I'd imagine. Mayweather agreed to 154 so he's fine there

>>77795561
you have to be retarded to think conor or the fans have any interest in that fight.

paulie got his ass beat and he's trying to milk his 15 minutes of fame

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>>77795571

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>>77795272
Prepare for wrestlefucking

>>77795561
>>77795592
Conor/Nate 3 as a Boxing match would be much bigger than Paulie
I'm not sure people really give a shit about Paulie, they just know him because he keeps piping up

>>77795582
>>77795574

the inputs that result in Floyd reacting in a certain way may not be present in this fight

boxing is a collection of beliefs, and Conor is going in there to disrupt the system, to find the bugs in the coding and exploit them, and everyone knows that change never comes from within

look at Uber, you know who should have come up with Uber? Yellow Taxi. But taxi was so far up it's own ass, it was worried about micro this, micro that... it's the macro that Conor is going to go in there and disrupt, he's a disruptor, when he throws this and that and Floyd moves this way because of that, that's when Conor knows he's into the central nervous system and that Floyd is so far up his own ass

>>77795480
>he absorbed all of tiger's energy

how the fuck can anyone compete with punished tony??

>>77795585
Reach advantage still matters a lot against a slippery dude like Floyd. It means he can adjust the angles on his punches better to hit a moving head.

I don't think it's even going to be power but whether Conor can hit him in the first place. It's going to be interesting to see the footwork and how conor moves. I just imagine the only possible way conor wins is if he ignores every shot floyd throws and goes in like a madman to win or die.

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>>77789933
>>77790388
>>77790817
>>77791010
>>77792604
>>77795432
>>77795461

back to your dead general tia

MORE PAULIE GETTING TAGGED BY DAT LEFF HAND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzSWB57sAY0

>>77795609
stop forcing this retarded boxing meme

>>77795592
>>77795592
>>77795609
>>77795609


Paulie vs Conor is an easy money fight. Paulie can talk and casuals know who he is now. I just view it as the easiest fight he can take that still makes him millions.

Boxing vs Nate is a lot of damage to take even for the payday.

>>77795603
terrible excuse for a father

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>>77795316
>16 yrs old
>wanting to hurt dogs

Get fucked

>>77795635
Biological or legal father?

>>77795612
It's not that. Floyd watches gloves. It's not like he is watching for certain movements in particular. He can fucking dodge a jab from the lead arm easily.

The only way conor wins that is if he goes in loose and unafraid of strikes. If he intercepts and adjusts the punching angle on the fly to hit.

>>77795639
either way the father figure is failing, someone might need to call CPS next

>>77795629
I'm not forcing shit, making a point.
>>77795634
Do people really care about Paulie? After the footage of him getting his block knocked off? Not to mention they have footage of the 12 rounds of sparring anyway?

>>77795647
what if Floyd punches Conor's giant fucking skull so hard he breaks his hand lol

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Based Chris Eubank is on Team McGregor as he knows what it's like to go up against a Celtic Warrior. Bet the house on McGregor lads, it's all over!

>>77795657
Goobs isn't unheemable, got rocked by Diaz
I genuinely don't doubt Floyd could do the same, especially in the later rounds

>>77795652
I'm not talking about the biggest possible fight. If you are conor mcgregor and want an easy fight for the end of the year. Why not fight pillowhands paulie?

People are going to watch the next fight because of Conor's name.

Fight Diaz? Huge war lots of damage
Defend belt? vs no name and lots of damage and risk

Fight paulie? Easy payday after the biggest fight in history and beat up a midget.

>>77795658
Paulie told Floyd all of Conor's tactics

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49-1

>>77795647
>He can fucking dodge a jab from the lead arm easily.
also this is dumb by the way come the fuck on dude do you even have fight pass

>>77795625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NppGBVNDj4

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>>77795625
Can you imagine being a former world champion boxer and getting mauled by a 0-0 guy from a different sport? Paulie is a mess.

>>77795657
If conor wants to win he has to ignore floyd's punching and not respect it at all. When floyd is punching is his best chance for a hit.

>>77790640
>berto consistently steps to his own left and into mayweather's right hand
why tho

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if mcgregor wins my entire family is getting necklaced
t. irish immigrant

No dubs = Conor wins

>>77795625
No wonder he got his ego hurt. He's getting toyed around and everybody from ringside is laughing at him.

>>77795664
Oh right yeah I guess, that works.
If he loses to Floyd though no one's really going to want to see him Box I think though

>>77790640
timing beats speed

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kick the door down how you mean
now the whole team comin in
now the whole team comin in

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>>77795665
>He thinks Conor didn't know this would happen
Lmao. Lad. It's all over for Floyd. It was over the second he signed the dotted line.

War Conor!!!!!!

>>77795688
Yeah but I feel like the money is too easy. If you factor in risk of damage vs money earned the best next fight is Paulie. He can still fight the hard fights next year.

I just view it as the easiest way to get more money off casuals without going in the cage with a killer.

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>>77795673
>implying he was in shape to box

Conor's coaches are basically the Bill Belichick of combat sports. He can do it.

>>77795636
>Waaaahhh pls don't hurt le poor little doggies ;_;
I'm going to guess that you eat meat, right? Fuck off, hypocrite.

>>77795699
Back to /box/ you troglodyte

>>77795706
the dude retired in fucking march lol

two or three months into retirement

>>77795625
>>77795669
Holy shit does Paulie look slow
But that said, I don't really see Goobs doing anything extraordinary that makes you think he'd tackle Mayweather

what are the chances there will be a useable stream?

I want Conor to win so we have a new wave of people doing his meme training

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Dubs = Floyd wins

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>Floyd is going to have to face this animal in a ring in two days time
J U S T

Like Conor says.. it's over before it even begins.

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>https://youtu.be/ETvlErONxrM
lmao dc BTFO

>>77795721
0.001% I could barely watch May-Pac

>>77795706
He always looks like that, though. And:

>>77795713

>>77795713
This man has never exercised in his life

>>77795721
That hurricane is making the stream my only option...assuming no power outage

btw if nate and conor boxed it would be rape. Conor's gameplan relied on leg kicks. Why would conor want a boxing match with nate when his entire strategy in the 2nd fight was early leg kicks.

$$$ wise conor should start thinking about milking his fame with casuals and do the paulie fight later this year.

If Conor wins I expect the memers to take it to the next level.

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""""""coach""""" kavanagh will have to throw in the towel and save mcgregor since that's the equivalent of tapping in boxing

>>77795734
jokes on you bud I'm back up to 40 pushups so you can gimme da succ and tell your homeboy who played you son

>>77795713
Confirmed for being a fat fuck who has never trained for anything

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white bois cant jump or fight

>>77795721
None. 1000x more people trying to get on the same # of streams as normal.

>>77795746
If Conor wins it will be, unironically, the greatest athletic accomplishment of at least the last few centuries. The memes will make themselves.

>>77795737
I like how diaz fans (in other words, hood rats) like to pretend that Nate's face wasn't an absolute mess in both fights lol

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Is this the most brutal skullmog in combat sports history? I thought conor and eddie/aldo was bad but holy fuckkkkk floyd's skull literally looks like that of a child compared to conor's

HIS HEAD IS TOO SMALL

FORM VOLTRON

>>77795737
McGregr doesn't have the cardio to go 36 minutes with anybody. Paulie would TKO him on exhaustion

>>77795763
McGregor has a big fucking head. I wasn't kidding earlier when I was saying that Floyd might break his hand on Conor's nog

boy's got a head on him

>>77795732
I remember finding a MayPac stream extremely easily with no lag. Hopefully itll be the same this time around

>>77795751
>>77795734

All I know is if I took a few months off BJJ and when I came back some fresh whitebelt was memeing all over me, I'd be pretty fucking surprised and disappointed.

>>77795761
>>>77795757
>the greatest athletic accomplishment of at least the last few centuries
McTapper fans are just delirious

Michael Phelps broke an olympic record that was over 400 years old and McTapper fans want to talk about "great athletic accomplishments"

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>>77795757
Eat my schlong, boxfrog.

>>77795763
Wow so the person with the bigger head always wins? How come I'm just finding this out now?

box became a fuckin circus, Fury, Loma, this shit

>>77795791
in MMA the dude with the bigger head actually does win more often than not

>>77795789
that guy didn't jump
he flew

>>77795750
Congrats anon, keep it up.
Eventually youll understand what everyone is talking about.

>>77795796
Let's see the stats

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>>77795757
>back to /box/

>>77795791
Skull size and structure is crucial in determining how durable a fighter is. It's not that the fighter with the bigger skull always wins, but when you looks at great fighters they typically have huge, robust skulls. Looks at cain or stipe, they've got heads like a fucking cinder block.

>>77795669
Not even trying to stir up shit between /heem/ and /box/, but why do most boxers look like their feet are glued to the floor. Is this just me? It seems like modern day boxing is way less fluid and quick as it used to be. Thats one reason that I don't watch boxing tbqh.

>>77795783
Michael Phelps is a swimmer, Conor is 0-0 in boxing. Conor winning would be like if some rugby team beat the New England Patriots in an NFL game or if Peyton Manning led some NBA team to a title.

>>77795783
/box/cucks are already seething and making excuses. You're the one who made Floyd Mayweather into something he wasn't. Conor will go down as the greatest after he heems that tiny little twerp. Deal with it.

>>77795620
>I just imagine the only possible way conor wins is if he ignores every shot floyd throws and goes in like a madman to win or die
that shit sure as hell worked for ricky hatton..

>>77795620
these mma guys look mad homo

>>77795783
He was expected to do that.

>>77795791
That's why you trane in the library my guy

>>77795806
He keeps proving me wrong, but I still think Oezemir is a meme

>>77795709
Difference between eating meat and killing a dog for pissing kiddo

>>77795820
Conor would heem Ricky Hatton anywhere anytime, he'd even go to the pub Hatton is likely stuffing his face in right now and heem him stiff in front of the other patrons.

There are people on this general who are betting against Conor.

>>77795824
He wasn't. He'd actually retired.

>>77795806
>>77795806
u got the webm of his KO against Misha it was the same punch

Some more seconds of the Paulie McGregor fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiAN624UD6g

>>77795842
Reminder that the ref ruined Rickys fight with Mayweather

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>>77795827

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This "49-1" Aussie loser has 6k on McGregor. Nerves must be killing him.

>>77795846
Conor doubters never learn.

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>>77795426

>>77795854
Which guy in this pic would be harder to heem

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<-----Tappy

>>77795862
I told you, it's the library guy

>>77795858
MONEY MONEY MONEY TEAM

>>77795748
throwing in the towel is a myth. no one can stop the fight during a round beside the ref. the ref will throw the towel back outside the ring if he deems the fight not over. the corner can only stop the fight in between rounds and its called a retirement

>>77795862
The skullpill is the toughest pill to swallow

>>77795804
I'm not even joking dude I saw a super super autistic collection of stats where the guy tried to guess the circumference of their heads and everything, it was fucking crazy

I'm too tired to find it now though so maybe I'll look for you in the morning if you're still interested

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>>77795862
the small head cunt

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>>77795871
epic meme

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>MMA fighter with lots of power attempts boxing

Seen this episode before

>>77795884
Of every MMA fight ever? That's autistic for sure but I doubt the validity of it, if anything having a bigger head means you're easier to KO.

So I just heard an interview with Paulie and I gotta say I've began to despise him just by listening to his stupid jersey shore accent. You can also tell he's lying about everything because he's talking really fast, almost slurring out of anxiety when he's asked about Conor.

It's like needles to my eardrums.

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>>77795862
invisible one

>>77795874
There is only one tougher pill in combat sports. The fatpill. Bodyfat is literally a cushion that protects you from getting heemed. A lot of anons refuse to accept that fat makes you a better fighter. Harder to takedown. Harder to get off of you. Harder to heem, to the face or the body. You hit harder because there is more mass moving.

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>>77795906

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Mayweather is going showboat, do this, and get heemed. You heard it here first.

>>77795840
>there's a difference between killing an animal for pleasure and killing an animal for pleasure
Name one meaningful difference then, leaf

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>>77795885
>mcgregor posting will die for the next year

>>77791010
>relevant and prestigious
>biggest name is 40 year old retired point fighter
>99% of US can't name 2 active fighters

Stop acting like this is the 60's. Boxing is dead.

How is Tony Ferguson cringe when he speaks? He speaks more clearly than Conor and doesn't stutter

>>77791010
Great post.

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The Natty GOAT

>>77795893
https://youtu.be/FTKioYMkm9c

12:12

Depends on the rules, but typically the referee is the only one that can stop the fight (although the corner jumping into the ring can result in a DQ). Very unusual for the ref to ignore the corner's wishes, though.

>>77795860
suckas, suckas, suckas,suckas, suckas, suckas, suckas, suckas, suckas, suckas, suckas, suckas

what exactly did paulcuck mean by this?

>>77795948
One is to feed humans, the other is to satiate your edgy teenage angst

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>>77795972
Virgin Paulie alongside Chad Mayweather.

Paulie is such an unbelievable cuck, it'd be funny if Mayweather threw him under the bus now.

>>77796002
t.triggered mcnugget fan

Conor admitted to having spies in aldo's camp as well

>>77795426
succas succas succas

>>77796017
Floyd probably has access to all of the showtime footage from Mcgregor's camp

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>>77795480
>Grab ass in the boxing ring

I didn't think it could get worse.

Also why does it take 30 seconds for this shitt copy/paste captcha to load?

>>77789916
pullin for mcgregor to start that race war

>>77796017
>t. pauliecuck

weird boy choice tbqh

>>77795480
Interim belts ruined this sport so badly

>>77796043
how so?

>one thing about dana white that I love, he's always shockinglyhonest.
what did skip bayless mean by this?

>Floyd won all the press conferences
>Paulie got the last laugh against McGregor
>Chris Van Heerden has been giving Conor shit nonstop
>UFC drama

Boxing just can't stop winning

>>77796041
Didn't know who Paulie was until a few months ago chump

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>>77795897
We've been through this anon, that was an illegal punch.

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>Connor can totally win. What if he gets a lucky punch you guys?

>>77795540
McGregor will get stopped before the 8th round

>>77796060
stopped because he knocked out Floyd

>>77796045
Gives champions the excuse to hold up divisions
Yet Midget Mouse refuses to do this clown-match bullshit to his division and everybody hates him for it.

>>77796060
which round tho?

any fights this weekend?

>>77796053
>cucks for a living on short notice
lol just like your husky dad

>>77796066
Not entirely sure depends on how much quit he has in him

Literally every ad I get on youtube is a gambling ad about MayMac. Can't wait till this shit is done.

>>77796065
oh so it's not the champions themselves that are holding up the division it's the interim belts?

>>77796073
I'm starting to get boxing ads now. These niggas think I give a shit about boxing

>>77796076
I said your pudgy dad gives better head than you. Are you deaf as well as dumb? haha

>>77796088
lol I'm gonna let you off with a warning since you're so stupid.

>>77796079
It's the champion's fault, the interim belt is just a byproduct of that.

>>77796058
Mike Perry didn't even phase that nigga the entire fight. Lasted only 4 rounds.

>12th round
>both Mayweather and McGregor are tired
>suddenly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGii4_WEJvE

>>77796080
the canelo ggg fight is supposed to be some spicy banger whoever those goofs are.

and the lomachenko goof is fighting some two time gold medalist, and it's apparently spicy too.

might give those a cheeky stream desu

>>77796080
yeah it's shit we have to sit and deal with all these boxing gremlins who haven't been relevant since 1995. They are so defensive about MMA. They know they'd get choked out in a matter of seconds if they ever stepped in a cage so they gotta go on about how high level boxing is. Pussies

>>77796092
Yeah so I guess interim belts didn't ruin the sport so badly after all.

Question about Jones being caught juicing. He's been caught juicing both times against Cormier so how come they don't void the wins? He clearly cheated yet D.C. Has to keep those losses on his record.

>>77791010
Idk dude everyone I know that is my age doesn't give a shit about boxing and likes MMA. Your sport will be a relic by 2050 and be listed under the things that "this generation killed"

t. 21 year old

>>77796104
>Being born in 1996
Yikes

>>77796099
kek boxing is a man's game. We use hands like men not kicks and chokes like pussies. Its also beautifully done and not sloppy like MMA

>>77796102
btw i'm not the one that said interim belts ruin the sport badly.

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I been the man, (yeah )
They’re backing me cause I’m the package man
4 niggas 4 straps masked up
In an all black caravan

>>77796098
They're talked about like they are gods or some shit, yet Artem could take them both at the same time with just his head.

>>77796111
generation z master race
>he remembers 9/11

>>77796103
>He's been caught juicing both times against Cormier so how come they don't void the wins?

He didn't pop the first time. They'll overturn this one once the commission gets through due process, it'll take a few months.

>>77796111
>being born a few years before
...whoa...
...so much different

>>77796111
Never realized there's something wrong with being in the prime of your life.

t. 30-50 year old decaying boxing fan

>>77796103
Yeah it's bullshit. Mark Hunt tried to get money and the decision overturned from the Brock fight. I think he got something but i'm not sure

>>77796119
>generation z
M O D S

>>77796127
It got turned into a NC but he still got brain damage from letting Brock punch him 25 times in round 3

>>77796114
"kicks and chokes like pussies" Yeah I can see how a genuine fucking retard would think that was a smart thing to say.

>>77796127
The Brock decision *has* been overturned, he's in the middle of suing the UFC and Brock over it.

In the future, conflicts between men will be resolved by competitive cranium measuring. MMA and boxing are both dying.

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this is my waifu, everyone back the fuck off

>>77796133
Yeah total shit

MMA is a white-trash sport

>>77796145
dana is my fightfu you piece of shit

>>77791010
t. Floyd Sr

>>77796150
wanna fight about it

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*throws a hook*
Think fast heem

>>77796150
shut up whiteboi

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>>77796150
>call me money mcgregor from now on

>>77796145
I would lick her asshole so nicely

>>77796156
We'll see who takes the first back-step

>>77796162
*throws a lawsuit*

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>nobody wished Dan Henderson happy birthday

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>>77796162
*taps you on the chin*

>>77796177
Artem would KO him stiff

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>>77796177
Pretty sure I did

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>>77796162

>>77796177
he had only one job and that was saving the ufc from the weakest champion it ever had, and he failed so no love for old dan, fuck him

>>77796177
where is my raw and smackdown calendar?

raw on mondays, smackdown on fridays.

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>>77795426
I want to put $1000 on McGregor, but after seeing this I feel extremely nervous about it. Conor might not be as fast as Mayweather, but I do believe given his reach he can close the distance pretty quick. I know for sure he has the k.o. power to end Floyd, but I also know it would be some cheating shit like this to give Floyd the win by points.

>>77796199
Why do you need a calendar for a weekly show

>>77796200
>I want to put $1000 on McGregor,
Not very bright

>>77796200
>I know for sure he has the k.o. power to end Floyd

For sure 100% my guy, put those bucks on conrad

>telling /box/ to go back to their general when your general is literally entirely about boxing

MMA is a DISGRACE. The champs get popped for doping, the PPV numbers never add up, and the biggest star has switched to boxing.

Utterly disgraceful sport

>>77796222
i disagree

>>77796211
im a forgetful idiot is all, if he can do it itd be a great help for me

>>77796200
Can you just paypal it to me instead?

>>77796237
why don't you like fighting?

>>77796200
put 1000 on punches landed by mcgregor

>>77796237
You're not wrong.

>>77796237
shut up retard. Boxing is essentially pillow dancing. You throw giant pillows on your fists dance around for 12 minutes with no clinch game and call it a fight. You're donkeys.

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But we always gon' remain us
We gon' never ever change up
We gon' never ever change up
We gon' never ever change up

>>77791010
Just a few years back it was open weight no glove shitshow with people wearing gi inside octogon and shit.

Now people like Hugh Jackman, Kanye, the Rock show up for number events. Roster is full of legit killers from wrestling and grappling. It hasn't been a day in probably half a year since I went outside and NOT seen a dude in a UFC t-shirt.

But I haven't seen a guy in a Floyd t-shirt. Keep saying it to yourself lad.

>imagine listen to a song that was designed to catch your interest
>imagine buying into the obvious propaganda
>imagine actually be-MONEY TEAM MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY TEAM

>>77796272
link the song or something

>>77796271
I'm not saying i support boxing either, it's just ridiculous how much bitching there is about /box/ in here when the only thing you guys have to talk about is a boxing match...

You did have 214 to talk about, but the supposed GOAT got busted for doping. What a joke and an embarrassment for not only UFC, but the sport itself.

>>77796286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mZcQ30Dn30

>>77796284
It sounds like every rap song of the past 5 years. You're just an impressionable retard that was meant to be reeled in by it

>>77796303
>>77796303
>It sounds like every rap song of the past 5 years
name 5 songs it sounds like

>>77796290
There's plenty to talk about. Artem, whose Tony gonna fight, GSP coming back, Bisping being a shitty champ, Woodley being the insufferable idiot that he is, DC coming back now, etc etc. Floyd and Conor is just the biggest thing right now.

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>>77796290
>im not saying is support boxing either

Oh so you're a whiny bitch then. How cute. What else you wanna menstruate about, whiny bitch? How the big strong boys in /heem/ always call you mean names? Little whiny bitch.

I laugh @ your """""life""""

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>>77796309
>Woodley being the insufferable idiot that he is

>>77796316
Twitter bitch

>>77796310
>calling someone a whiny bitch because they stated facts about your fav sport
>proceeding to type out a post with all that on it

Embarrassing

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>>77796303
>imagine being such a stuck up cunt you cant enjoy the greatest rap song of our time

Take it back , when I was 17
Distribution like the Medellin

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>>77796284
>>77796303
t. asshurt conorcuck

stay collectin L's, we'll be on the other side countin the cash

>tfw you sign up to referee some soccer tournament this weekend because its your way to stop being a shut in and get out of the house
>expect temperature to be in 80s like it has all week
>suddenly the weather report says temperature will jump to mid 90s for the weekend
>tfw you die of heatstroke and miss mayweather/mcgregor

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>>77796316
whos got more retarded looking lips, Woodley or Sch**b

>>77796343
what

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>>77796309
>Woodley being the insufferable idiot that he is
he literally didn't do anything for the past couple of weeks, glad to see still living rent free in there.

>>77796332
>uhhhhhh uhhhhh that post was too long!!!!!

lmao @ your """"life"""", zilch

>>77795695
Floyd has both.

>>77796344
stood them up my guy, you cant possibly risk missing the greatest fight of all time™

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Will Woodley ever shut up?

>>77796357
what?

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Welp, looks like I'm missing the fight because of the damn hurricane. Not sure if I'll have power or not, but if I don't then I hope when I check back on heem 4 days later I see smug Conor's everywhere.

Meme magic for me guys...

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>>77796343
>we

>>77796059
KEK, I haven't seen this one before.

>>77796390
come by the house familia we can watch it together and ill let you sleep over so you miss the hurricane :)

>>77796397
are you cute?

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>>77796193

>>77796377
This nigga is absolutely embarassing
>p-please buy ppv
>*takes monster energy and literally shoves it into the camera*
>p-please gsp change my bum life... I-I'm goat!
Jesus.
Conor absolutely spoiled some of these bitches.

>>77796397
Do you have beds where you're from? WIll I have my own? I don't mind sharing if you're a girl :)

>>77796404
yes ofcc :))

>>77796418
i have a spare bed but im not a girl my guy

>>77796377
>>77796411
>the wrestlefucker of no tdd twinks
>the vanquisher of fw's
>the tapper of strikes
>the robber baron of decisions

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>>77796404
subjective

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>>77796433
Aldo?

>>77796436
what?

suckers

>>77795948

What type of retard watches a dog piss, then walks into it?then has the stupidity to blame the dog? Obviously this isn't about the dog at all. You are probably reciprocating the way your step dad treated you, after he had loud sex with your mom and drank all your mountain dew, and took your xbox for autistic screeching after getting owned on call of duty. I get it. That's how you show love, but you know it's wrong, but no one has told you otherwise, so you lash out.

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how long until Dana leaves his wife for Cynthia?

>>77796453
He's plowed every feminine looking thing that's gone through his doors

You think Conor gets enough sleep with baby crying and shit?

>>77796433
Are you that 5'6" Hue that was posting here about how cute you were a few months ago?

>>77796457
His house is big enough that he never has to hear it if he doesnt want to

>>77796457
no

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>>77796439
n-no

>>77796453
she's so disgusting

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>>77796456
this seems kinda different tho
>she sits next to him during PPVs
>she rides on his private plane
>he says shes the next conor or ronda after her second fight

>>77796433
as long as your penis is feminine it doesn't matter

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>>77796477
you'll get used to her

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Max is the real champ, right?

>>77796492
yup

why would Conor be champ, he didn't even defend

>>77796463
that's the komikohue, he shitposts everywhere on /sp/

>>77796481
It's because she's a forced meme

>>77796463
no

>>77796481
>>77796490
>make over 400 million on the ufc scam
>get it on with an ugly womyn fighter

not even dana is that retarded tbqhwy

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>>77796505
>>77796509
why cynthia tho?

>>77796518
>>77796509
think about it. He has been banging ring girls for a decade. you start to develop fetishes you can explain when modern beauty doesn't cut it anymore

>>77796518
>urijah in the bald fucks pocket
damn