/nfl/ general - LOGO MOJO edition

no one cares with your nigger bashing "sport"

im reporting all these extra nfl threads

>>77788698
>constantly refreshing the catalog by 'creation date' so you can have first shitpost in every thread
must be rough having the 'tism

>>77788733
>he thinks people don't just go onto 4chan and randomly see this as the first thread

>caring about niggercollide
>caring about spicconcussion

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TOXINS

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>tfw the Redskins are low-key going to win the division this year

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>>77790237
ain't nothing low-key about that fanbase

The broncos are going to win the superbowl

>>77790756
.... in 2042

>>77791087

Goddammit Indianapolis, why the fuck are you still a city.

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>>77788659
I like this general anon
>>77788698
Go make a Portuguese language image board then you inept niglet
>>77788720
To whom? /sp/ is /NFL/ until the 2nd weekend of February. Deal with it.

>>77790728
>that logo
Love it!

>>77792072
surprisingly accurate

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Christian McCaffrey is really, REALLY, good

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMdCyerUJqQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x--nCW8YtYs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJjeKUX2tZo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eZ_PvwGijM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbHC91Or0r8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8SJfEQTYzw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rwEXifRkE4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsJ-oxA7hjU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An-D8HrBW5g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9zA0-VNp80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmJhSF86H9U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcw6WI2B6TQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L06NB4VlkQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezWs_RXzSTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWQGCZjuGeE

>Henne looks like shit

ALL ABOARD THE KAEPERJAX TRAIN

>>77793322

>He doesn't know about Brandon "Fucking ELITE" Allen

Rams 10-6. Cap it nigboys

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The niners will win 4 games this year and there's nothing you can do to stop them!

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>>77793322
>>77793372

>>77790728
Coming from a redneck town thats not very accurate. Should have been a trucker hat and a marlboro red. Who the fuck chews on straw?

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>>77793241
Fuck yeah

>>77788698
> 7-1

>>77793241
>his dad was an excellent wide receiver
>his mom was a world class female athlete

Gee, it's kinda surprising isn't it

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>hes a WINNER
why does this mean he will win in the nfl? what a fucking stupid pro to include in a discussion by people over the age of 5

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>Hard Knocks

I non-ironically like crablegs. He's kinda a doofus but he's a leader, like a chad whos a pretty cool guy.

>>77794933
>happy Panthers fan

How

Hurns to da rasm pls

>>77797523
cause a white manlet RB with a black QB is gonna dominate the league with memes

>>77796502
gotta give the Texans some hope cause the only good thing they've ever had is JJ Watt and the team is wasting his prime

>>77793241

He's got that "run and tell the police" speed

>>77796971
To me he cones off as a guy trying too hard. Like when he went crazy and started yelling at the RB in practice.

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>>77797727

>>77796971
I remember thinking this even when he was at Florida State.

He has the personality that men can follow.

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>Bortles is cut from the Jags
>sulks off into the sunset, never heard from again

>thirty years later
>the Patriots have won the last twenty six owls
>RoboBill and Bradytron finally go 18-0 again
>Giants win NFC, yet Manning Jr. Jr. gets injured on the last play
>BradyTron assassinates everyone who has ever played Quarterback in any capacity
>Giants executives are panicking as the have no QB
>an ambitious intern hears of an elite quarterback hiding out in the mountains of Tibet
>the intern arrives at the monastery and is directed to the highest room
>entering the room, he finds a man sitting in a lotus pose
>his body is illuminated by a solitary lamp, and his face is obscured
>after what seems like an eternity, the intern finally builds up the courage to speak

>"B...Blake Bortles? Is that you?"
>at first, the grizzled man is silent, but this gives way to a deep chuckle
>"Blake Bortles. Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time..."
>the man picks up the candle
>enter Punished Blake: An Elite Denied His Super Bowl

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UMA

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>leave the NFC East to me

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Go Raiders

>>77803118

10/10

Matthew Stafford was born on February 7th in Tampa, Florida. Super Bowl 55 takes place on February 7th in Tampa, Florida.

Doesn't it seem like Mccaffrey runs a little too upright? Hope he doesn't get destroyed.

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>Be Derek Carr
>have the best pass protecting offensive line in the league
>Be the least sacked starting QB in the league
>have a bunch of weapons around you and solid all around on offense

yet despite that

>one of the worst accuracy ratings among starting QBs
>Most intercept able passes thrown by any qualifying QB
>still hasn't posted a league average YPA
>below average QB Rating every year
>6th highest Failed Completion Percentage in the league

And this dude is the highest paid QB in the league? lmaoooo


>And what happens when his interception luck turns around? Carr finished fourth with an interception percentage of 1.1% in 2016, cutting that number in half from 2015. But the Raiders quarterback finished with 24 interceptable passes, per Cian Fahey’s charting numbers. Just 14 quarterbacks had more last season. Per Fahey, none of Carr’s six interceptions were the fault of his receivers, either. That’s rare. Like “one of only four quarterbacks to enjoy that luxury” rare. Don’t expect Carr to be a single-digit interception guy again.

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>>77803154
Spooky

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>>77803154
>Stafford will get to watch his childhood team the Dallas Cowboys win the Superbowl on his birthday
Sweet

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>>77803197

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>yfw toxinsfags die in the hurricane

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>>77788659
You guys going to any games this year?

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>>77790756
It's happening.

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>>77803232
All the Raider home games

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>Be Tiki
>Believe in Tony Romo
>Hatred and rage builds
>Disguise with talking shit to every toher team
>Get even madder
>form an unshakable bias
>even madder each year
>despise Romo but will never admit
>secretly wish for a better QB
>finally have a chance in 2014
>draft an OL, DL
>lose out on Carr twice
>he slowly improves into a solid QB
>Romo is now much older and breaking down
>no one else is good
>make playoffs but lose to vastly superior Aaron Rodgers
>cry
>2015 draft
>no QBs taken
>Romo hurt again, season over
>want Carr, cry more
>shitpost bloody murder
>2016 draft
>rookie has good rookie year but still loses while Romo walks out the door with tears
>cry even more
>I was never mad guys lol, fuck Carr

>>77803271
You mean from your prison cell on a 12" box TV huddled up with JaQuan and DeAndre

>>77803118
As much as I want to, there is no way I can hate this story.

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>>77803271
O.Co Colliseum is 2spooky. Is it supposed to look like a prison?

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>>77788659
For me, it's CLE

>>77803271
t. San Quentin resident.

>>77803312
Design by choice

>>77803305
Your whole world is crumbling down while I bring to light how Carr isn't a good QB. Still waiting on you to come up with SOMETHING that can can sway my opinion. I'm open for a debate ya know.

>>77803324
Will the Browns win more than 1 game this year?

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Patriots BTFO

>>77803344
a 28 td 6 int season is pretty good

>>77803346
They are destined for 6-10/7-9, but will slowly continue to improve themselves over the next few seasons

>>77803346
yes they will win 2

>>77803344
Carr was in MVP running, boom!
>Implying you listen reason unless it favors the Cowboys

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>>77803312
Definitely part of the charm imo. Fits the fans and the surroiundings perfectly and can be imposing to visiting fans.
>>77803307
>>77803326
Luckily I have good behavior so they let me clean up 880 during games so I can watch it on the stadium jumbotrons

>>77803363
It is but like it's been discussed in the past he was lucky it wasn't a 28 TD 16+ INT season which would be average at best.

>>77803384
Being an 2016 MVP candidate might just be the biggest accomplishment Carr will ever have in his career

>>77803359
Will they ever recover

>>77803401
>Factoring alternative universes into QB stats

>>77803359
Didn't the Falcons also set a record of largest point margin erased?

>>77803401
ROTY will be Prescott's biggest accomplishment also his last

>>77803456
Don't forget being a way better QB than Derek Carr. That'll happen every year.

Dak needs to 3 years to improve then maybe he'll be Anthony Wright 2.0

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Derek Carr will never have a good season again because he will be worried about his leg. Cap this, faggots.

>>77803359
Which is sadder, this or the AFC Finalist banner for the Colts?

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https://www.cfl.ca/2017/08/25/rare-wild-kickout-play-closes-bombers-vs-als/

So this happened in the CFL yesterday. Here's what I think - I think - the rules are that made this possible, and it's pretty genius

>You get 1 point if the ball isn't returned out of the endzone. In a tie game, on the final play, both teams know this and are gunning for a a cheap point
>You can punt the ball any time you want during a play, and the punter and anyone behind him at the time of the kick are eligible to receive it (10/10 times this is a trick play because normally it makes no sense to use it)
>There are no fair-catches, but there is always a five-yard halo around the returner when he catches the ball


So what happened here was
>tie game
>Montreal kicks the shit out of the ball, hoping to get it to the endzone and have Winnipeg fuck up
>#20 returns it for Winnipeg, then laterals it to #84
>#20 sprints off downfield, away from the play
>#84 must be their secret punter, and he blasts the ball over everyone's head that was running down for the return, hoping to find #20
>He doesn't, and Montreal's kicker, the last in line, camps out around the ball. Everyone gives him his five yard halo since he's now a punt returner
>Now Montreal is at midfield, and he punts the ball back to aim for the single point, but only gets it down to the five, and Winnipeg picks it up again
>#84 has it again and seeing that he has no shot at returning it for a touchdown, with no time left, punts it again
>This is probably the wrong thing to do, since Winnipeg doesn't have anyone onside down there, and now Montreal has another shot at the single
>At this point Montreal's had a flag thrown on them and the guy who returns the punt has just given up on the strategy and tries returning it, and the play ends

>>77803519
The only thing you should be worried about is Carr slapping your team around with his 3rd leg, bitch

>>77803519
Is that a picture of Derek Carr crying?

>>77803531
just tell us what kobe was looking at

>>77803531
Should say, #20 is hanging back intentionally until #84 punts the first time. So when everyone is hanging around the landing spot, he's the one barging in, since he can legally pick the ball up and run with it for a touchdown

>>77803546
yo momma

>>77793241

Wow, he got a whole 33 yards on 8 carries during preseason. big fucking deal. kids gonna be a bust.

>>77803585
fuck. off.

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why did he make this shit movie?

>>77803546
Next woman to rape

>>77803531
this one is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5BFaykcxGg

O/U Fournette YPA 2.5

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>a player on his team didn't make a position
Are y'all even trying?

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>>77803662

>>77803637
i thought this was a joke video

Rams 10-6. Cap it

>>77803693
Nice score prediction for Saturday.

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>NY Goients
Is this gonna be Cleveland's year?

remember when the patriots came back from 28-3

damn man, what a game. i still get goosebumps

>>77803693
I unironically think the rasm will be good this year.

>t. Stan Kroenke

>>77803710
Remember when people thought matty ice was elite and not just a poor man's joe flacco?

>>77803731
Who's the rich man's Joe Flacco?

>>77803662
Wow, he must be a time traveler

>>77803717
Stan kroenke could give a shit less

>>77803734
Chad henne

>>77803710
The Patriots own the biggest comeback in recent NFL history as well as the biggest choke in NFL history

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>>77803761
>He nor any of the other Kroenkes will never care about the Nuggets or Avs

>>77803784
>fluke helmet catch on missed holding penalty
>choke
lmao

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has there ever been a more dominant playoff run?

>>77803784
>31-3
>28 points
>28-3
>25 points

>>77803834
The 2000 Ravens?

>>77803850
0 shutouts and less margin but pretty damn close

>>77803850
>no all-pro QBs faced until playoffs

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Watch me hit these dubs

>>77803876
Old Bay BTFO

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>>77803531

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>>77803876
at least use the right picture you dumb fuck

>>77803936
I cant find my Tucker pic

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>>77803761
>could give a shit less
>a shit less

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>>77803876
>>77803936

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>one of the best seasons of a rookie QB in NFL history
>now a year wiser
>now has a fully healed Dez Bryant and a full off season to build up chemistry
>despite a Zeke suspension still have some of the best RB depth
>defense only looks better especially on the front 7

Cowboys going to do a lot this year senpai. NFCCG appearance.

look at dubs

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dubs lole

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>your team
>your division's records
>your best 2016 draft pick so far
>next team to move after the raiders

aints
us 5-11, falcons 8-8, buccs 10-6, pants 13-3
alvin kamara
bills to toronto

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Singles

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>>77804109

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If this post ends in 1-9 Aaron Rodgers confirmed straight

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>>77804085
>pants 13-3

>>77804109
>55
old bait on suicide watch

>>77804051
Хa-хa-хa.

>>77804085
Cowboys

Boys 11-5
Giants 10-6
Eagles 8-8
Redskins 8-8

Xavier Woods
Bengals

I swear I only get dubs when my trip is off

I... can get these dubs AHHHH

If the Browns go 4-0 preseason and somehow manage to beat the Steelers week 1, what do you predict the season being?

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Why are your teams so bad at gets?

No dubs for playoff teams

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>>77804201
Forgot pic

>>77804220
Makes sense

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>>77804206
6-10 or 7-9, better than before but still needing a few more pieces
a good 2018 draft and they have a real shot at a wc next season

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If this doesnt work NFL confirmed dead

>Niners releasing Ahmad Brooks
Ouch, time to scoop him up Oakland

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>>77804253
The hubris and downfall in SB50 was delicious. Thanks, broncucks.

>>77804206
the browns going 4-0 preseason and winning week one means they will the browns super bowl

>>77804367
The Browns are more Super Bowl than your team Super Bowl

>>77804343
>broncos were 1/14 for third down conversions
>still manage to put up 24
lol thanks mcmanus

>>77804253
So the Panthers play Neil Diamond's "Sweet Caroline" presumably because Caroline sounds like Carolina? This is what happens when a team has no actual history or culture. Sad. Neil Diamond is from fucking Brooklyn btw.

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>>77804394
Thanks goes to Cam. He da real MVP.

>>77803691
Well...it's CFL, so you aren't wrong.

>>77803168
Yes. He is a bust imho desu. Watching his film from Stanford it's hard to argue that the offensive line wasn't opening up the second level for him on every big play. I could've averaged 4 ypc with that line.

Who would you take? 2015 Carr or 2016 Bortles?

1- Raven is so much heavy and strong. if Raven does not kill you he can hit you with it. weight is a sign of reliability.

2- the eagle got evict from nest because he is poor.

3- eagle get shot easy, raven is black so he hard to see. it is like having 1up.

4- black is more stronger than no black

5- raven evolve nest out of itself, eagle nest is copy of superior raven technology.

6- your sexy little sister lift up her skirt when she see raven

7- if you trow raven at wall raven will fly away and happy.

8- trow both on water and see wich can breth underwater which has surfase for airover 9000- raven at mate will find a quiet leaf or hotel, eagle is brazen hussy

10- eagel is hermaphroditte faget becaus he hate biches only care for monie

11- raven is nail with beak added. Eagel is fake monie because he is poor.

12- ravem only feast on finest foods, raven is coinesseur.

13- eagle is 100000 years undeevolve, only survive because affirmative action.

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>>77804556
Pic related raven is best

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>>77804556

>throw 47 TDs but only 2300 yards
>throw 5000 yards but only 20 TDs
>Throw 62 TDs and 50 INTs

Which one /sp/

>>77791411
Why do they call it the remainder?

>>77804616
62 tds and 50 ints. My names already brett so I feel obligated to take the gunslinger route

>>77804548
2013 Foles

>>77804616
62 TDs, because I like to live dangerously

>>77804616
First one. Run the ball until redzone. Throw it in.

>>77804666
Oh fuck Satan

>>77804556
What the FUCK oldbay?

Would you rather?
Never win more than 3 games in a season and make the hall of fame on stats?
Or
Win a super bowl on the back of your defense but be proclaimed the worst qb of all time

>>77804616
I got one

Rush for 2500 yards but career ender in the SB
Throw for 30/30 4 TDs, 500 Yards but never ever make the playoffs ever again
Fuck every cheerleader on ypur team eith no repercussions other than getting tired

>>77804704
I'd rather be Barry Sanders than Trent Dilfer.

>>77804704
First one, but pretend I never cared about the playoffs

>>77804704
Dick Butkus or Trent Dilfer?

I'd go with Butkus

I'd actually just take my regular life over being Trent Dilfer.

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>>77804777
>>77804666

>>77804804
The gods of digits are shining on da Loins

Trent is unironically a celebrity where I live, people ask for his autographs sometimes too, same with David Carr

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the digits have forsook your lesser teams

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>>77804817
Actually I witnessed you and thats what happens before an explosive death so RIP stafford

>>77804868
Ayy >>77804855

>>77804873
>loins
>going out in spectacular fashion, good or bad

as a loins fan this makes sense desu

>>77804817
you seem like you posted here a lot, but i dont remember your trip from before this year. is it new?

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>>77804873
>so RIP stafford
The party is on.

>>77804941
He was an hero

>Matt Ryan has thrown 22 straight TD's without an INT
face it. He's elite. He'll probably drop 4 more TD's on the Bears without an INT too

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>make SB winning catch
>high fives all around
>see this cutting through the crowd towards you

Wat do?

>>77805084
Watch him cuck your dad

>>77804777
>Dick Butkus
My uncle died and I got a Butkus jersey from his

>>77805084
360 and moonwalk away

>>77804937
I've been on spee for a while, but I only started tripping this offseason

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Allah~ Akbar~

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>>77804941
>>77804918
If Stafford is going down, he'll be sure to drag some Puckers down with him

>>77805238
lmao remember when Mohammad Sanu got penalized for praising Allah after a TD?

>>77805229
figured as much

also, loins seem to have more trips than most other teams, and for the most part you guys are cool and not total fags like tiki. good job.

>>77805260
stafford will probably spike a ball after running in a last sec game winning td at the end of his career, which will somehow rupture a gas line and obliterate a chunk of lambeau. seems like a lions thing to do.

>>77788879
>Be white supremacist
>Be retarded
This same Brazilian poster has been whining about real football since preseason started, not just in the generals but every other thread too. Usually one of if not the first post, meaning they just wait for another NFL post to come up so they can spam top comment

>>77805275
Where has tiki been? Usually hes shitting up both nfl and mlb generals but with the cowboys and rangers being ass is he dead or just anonposting?

>>77805310
Dont forget he always replies >american /sp/ in every non povertyball thread.

>>77805318
He an heroed because the rags and cowboys are shit

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>>77805275
D'aww, thanks

Have a rare Barry

MICK VICK GOT A JOB ON FOX SPORTS

I REPEAT

VICK IS GOING TO BE ON TV TALKING FOOTBALL EVERY WEEK ON FOX SPORTS

>>77805382
Well, that's surprising

$5 says he pulls a Cutler and becomes the Colts' QB by week one

>>77805381
>barrys facial expression

hes ready to fuckin juke the lion the second it makes a move, always makes me laugh

>>77805425
Ill take that bet

>>77805382
>his name is trending on Twitter
>check it out
>first tweet you see is a video about the dogs in his fighting ring being released

Lmao

>>77805382
>>77805425
Hope he gets attacked by a dire wolf covering a game. They're like regular wolves, only dire.

Rams will go 9-7 this year. I firmly believe this and have yet to see any reasonable argument against it. All responses are
>hurr rams suck

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>>77803118
>We will never get a literal comic of Punished Blake

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>>77805318
>>77805347
>Cowboys are shit
Where did this dumb meme come from?

>>77805425
Also tbqh I would LOVE if Mike Vick signed with the Jags for just one season, if only so I can go out and buy a Vick Jaguars jersey

>>77805489
From the 20 years with only 2 playoff wins.

>>77805489
From watching cowboys games. Something you didnt do until last year

>>77805479
Rams suck

>>77805489
Cowshits suck, all their players are suspended and Sean Lee will die soon.

>>77805382
See this Kaep, see this!

Go against the white man and you stay unemployed, become a uncle tom and you get a job!

This is how it works. Even a dog abuser is more employable in their eyes.

>>77805460
Also since im using a trip ill take the blame for all the recent Rams shitposting. I didnt mean for it to become a meme. I just really think they improved a lot and theyll finally reach 9-7 this year. Been a long 13 years

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>BB is playing 5D chess they said
>Derek rivers will be elite they said
>Kony ealy is better than a 2nd rounder they said
Wow that entire trade blew up in New Englands face worse and quicker than I expected

Chiefs/Hawks tonight on CBS.

>>77805579
Those retards thought they Fleeced Arizon by trading Jones and when they picked up Jon Cooper lel. Pats are retards. Bill Belichick resignation imminent!

>>77805579
>Derek Rivers is not a QB but a DL
Odd

>>77805579
>implying BB isn't still playing 5D chess
this was all according to plan

>>77805593
Lions/Pats too

good pair of preseason games

>>77805633
>preseason
>good

>>77805579
I'd probably have a stronger opinion on this if the Pats gave up more than moving down 8 spots in the draft for him. Guess he's having trouble with 3-4

>>77805625
Tanking one of Brady's last 2 years was part of the plan....
Wow really tickles my temporal lobes

WEAK PREDICTION:
The Patriots are going to win the AFC East again

>>77805706
But they guy they grabbed with the pick won't play this year because he shredded his knee
They basically let Carolina move up for nothing at this point

>>77805700
>this poor attempt at damage control
>belichick only pretending to be retarded

Really bakes my ziti

>>77805711
Checked and Confirmed

>>77805579
>the Panthers did something right by getting rid of Ealy
feels good man

>>77805734
>>77805700
Meant to quote the other guy

>>77805771
Wasn't that gettlemans move?
Y'all are fucked now he's gone

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>>77805706
Nobody realizes BB is about to execute Brady. Brady has always been nothing but a puppet in Belichick's master plan. Now that he's got everything he needs out of Brady, he's going to start grooming a new face for the franchise and create a new 20 year dynasty, but not before laying waste to the old dyansty

>>77805805
the Panthers will be fine this season
hopefully they can pull another good year out of their asses before Hurney ruins everything again
It's an odd year so it will probably happen

>>77805836
BB is on New Game+

>>77805836
Belichick is too soft and sentimental you nob. If beli was really serious he would have sacrificed Brady during the Solar Eclipse

Brent Urban will make the pro bowl this year. Cap it.

>>77796971
I was a fan of when he was talking to the backup QB and told him that it doesn't matter if it's practice, a scrimmage, a pre-season game or a game they need TO WIN it. Just shows his mentality over someone who isn't going to cut it.

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The 2017-18 Cowboys Checklist:
>Top 10 run D
>Top 12 secondary
>Top 5 offense
>28+ ppg
>10+ wins
>2500+ rushing yards
>1st place in Division
>Playoff win(s)
>6+ probowlers
>a ROTY candidate/winner
>Dez 1000+ yards 10+ touchdowns
>Dak 3600+ yards 30+ touchdowns <9 INTs 67.9+ cmp%
>Taco 7.5+ sacks
>Secondary combines for 12+ interceptions and 70+ defended passes

You guys better be prepared. Dak and the passing game is going to be better than last year, the defense is going to be better. The Defensive front 7 is going to be better, they were already a low key Top 10 defense in 2016 and now with Jaylon Smith and a secondary that can actually make plays on the ball they are projecting up. Dak played practically all season last year with a #1 WR that was injured for most of the season. Now that Dez is fully healthy, and he and Dak have even MORE chemistry this Cowboys offense could be THE BEST in the league in 2017. Look for Dak to be another MVP finalist as he leads the Cowboys to a possible Superbowl. The Cowboys Dynasty is coming back, don't cry when I say "I told you so" All you naysayers still living in 2011 have no idea the ammount of gloating and shitposting I am about to do this season. I will be savoring all of your strawmans and logical fallacies as you scramble to make excuses on why you have been so wrong about the Cowboys. It will be delicious. Cowboys may not win a Superbowl this upcoming season, and that's fine, they are afterall one of the youngest teams in the NFL and making an NFCCG appearance would leave me satisfied. But if they do win the SUperbowl holy shit am I going to enjoy reading the excuses in this general.

>>77806116
the only one of those that's gonna happen is 10+ wins

>>77806155
Dubs confirms

>>77806116
giants tho

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>>77806155
i've already capped your post and chuckling how naive you are

>mfw i still remember when people said Dak would be a bust and Cowboys would go 8-8

>>77806116
>top 12 secondary
so average?

>another year of Tiki's predictions and outrageous claims
>another year of people arguing against them

I dont know who is more retarddd

>>77806302
I mean top 12 from bottom 8 comprised of rookies is a vast improvement

>>77806318
>outrageous claims
Most of the shit i'm predicting they did last year dumbass watch more football before you post you casual lmao

>>77806318
Newfags and summerfags but yeah i agree

>ynr Tiki claiming last yeah the cowshits had 3 elite QBs

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>>77805482
Life isn't fair

>>77806359
>ynr Oldbay was one of the people that said Dak was a bust
I've never seen you be right about anything

>>77805633
It's okay if y'all miss the Lions-Pats game tho. I heard the two team are going to be playing again in February

>>77794476
I'm hoping for 8 desu but realistically expecting 5-6

>>77806400
>implying dak wont bust

There's nothing wrong with protesting a piece of fabric and a military industrial complex that does nothing but disrupt World peace and enrich investors

>>77806400
Oh and i never siad Dak would bust just that his rampant alcoholism will cause issues in his career

>>77806522
Nobodys protesting fabric. Fabric sales are at an all time high

>>77803346
winning the Superbowl desu

>>77806611
Reported

>>77806611
nice

>>77806622
Nice

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>>77806622
>>77806611
stop it

>>77806655
Also nice

>>77804085

>Raiders
>I'm a yuro, how the fuck could I know who's a good pick or not?
>Raiders 12-4 / Broncos 10-6 / Chiefs 9-7 / Chargers 2-14
>Raiders back to Oakland

>The Rangers have a better record than the Orioles
>The Cowboys will have a better record than the Ravens

why are baltipoor sports so shit?

>>77806686
>Chargers doing that bad
idk if I should be happy they'd be utter shit after moving or depressed cause Rivers deserves better

Trent Dilfer has more rings than
The Bills
The Eagles
The Bengals
The Falcons
The Panthers
The Chargers
The Titans
The Cardinals
The Browns
The Lions
The Jaguars
The Texans
Trent Dilfer is therefore better than every single one of those franchises

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>>77806878
Don't bully Buffalo.

>>77806878
Based Trent

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>>77806969

>>77804556
Old Gay has finally lost his shit, first trying to get dubs and now this? What the fuck man?

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Is there any chance for us to be good whatsoever this season

Because you really think the Browns have it bad, the Jaguars have literally had the least amount of wins in a 6 year span in NFL history by like 10 games

>>77806878
>the Cowboys have not won a super bowl since the Ravens joined the NFL

Did Baltimore cuck Dallas?

>>77803346
6 games

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>>77807187

>>77807207
ya that's a bad team you got yourself there buddy. maybe you'll get kaep and then at least espn will talk about non-stop

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>>77804051

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>>77788698
7-1

>>77807207
Jags aren't lacking talent. Holy fuck every one of their players on defense would start on most teams in the league. It's the fact that they aren't buying into the system and they're all fucking lazy. One Jags player anonymously complained about Coughlin's camp saying it's taking years off his career when there were zero complaints about this from previous Jaguars teams Coughlin coached.

We've seen what the Jags can do when they actually put out an effort, Jagsbro. They need to actually find a guy from another team who will come in and call players out on that bullshit. They need a guy like Patrick Willis who was quiet to the media but always called defensive players out on blown assignments and showed them how to play with discipline like a drill sergeant

They need a veteran starting QB with proven success who will vocally tear into guys like Allen Robinson, who only tries when certain QBs are in the game

I miss when the Jaguars were good, because they had a knack for making the most with their playoff runs, having only gone one-and-done one time in their 6 playoff apppearances

t. Ninersfriend

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>>77807235
>the Cowboys have not won a super bowl since the salary cap entered the NFL
fixed for you Old Gay

>>77807364
Either way cowshits BTFO never to recover

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>>77807249
The year Tebow squated on the Patriot's training camp roster was cancer - ESPN was there 24-7.

>>77804617
they call it the remainder because it's the number that remains.

>>77807431
Correlation is not causation. Your 99% is showing.

That "You don't own me" song is stuck in my head

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>>77807610
The Goal is to get a qt dark chick to say the opposite.

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>>77807610
>Carr forever owned by Rasm

>>77807472
>cowshits win owl
>ravens enter the league months later
>cowshits ever after irrelevant

>>CLE: Browns trying to trade Osweiler

Well, I'll be damned. I guess they're going to try and get yet more draft picks.

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Should I get the new Madden? Haven't bought one in forever.

>>77807680
I doubt they get anything considering osweilers salary.

Excited to see kizer though

>>77807650
Only did it once, with this QT but crazy Niners fan girl

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>>77807675
>Ravens sweeping Patriots in the playoffs again
>Flacco is elite
>Brady to Jew to Amendola
>Ravens forever ded
>Brady goat

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>>77807708
Wondering the same thing

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>>77807726
Black girls are only second to Latinas.

>>77807725
Cleveland would be responsible for paying the majority share of it due to offset language. If they hold onto Brock until next March, they can release him-free and clear.

>>77807726
Dated a blasian for 2 year. Was nice.

>>77807447
I forget, did some people unironically want Tebow to start over Brady, like when he was on any other team? Or was Brady too powerful and immune to that bullshit?

>>77807753
The ol' white guy to white guy to white guy only the Pats can pull off.

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>Eagle's Season

>>77807848
>Jews
>white

>>77807844
Briefly dated a black girl for 3 months back in 2012. Three days after we broke it off, she found out she was pregnant with my kid. Got lucky though, she had a miscarriage.

>>77807753
Daily reminder that the Ravens have STILL never recovered from this play and are eternally cursed for helping to manufacture deflate gate with the Colts, who are also cursed.

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>>77807846
Until they saw him practice.

Remember, Brady was in decline until he lost to KC. Sometimes, you have to bottom out before you realize you have a problem.

>>77807783
>>77807844
This particular grill was latin-italian and she also got drunk and tried to slice me, only to get "cqc'd" and swept, never saw her since

>>77807867
Some Jews are white. Like Seinfeld.

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>>77807890

>>77807886
>manufactured deflategate

>>77807889
Old age has made me misremember events like that. That KC game feels like it was 8 years ago

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Rip Toxin bros

>>77807915
>iPhone detected
Someone saved my shitty OC?

>>77807945
>giving a shit about phoneposting

Yeah, I got a good kick out of it.