Predictions lads?

>>77785984
my prediction is that juventus hopefully regrets their new logo

>>77785984
Group H > Group D > Group C >>> the rest

A - United Benfica
B - Bayern PSG (EZPZ)
C - Chelsea Atleti
D - Juve Barca (EZPZ)
E - Liverpool Seville
F - City Napoli
G - Monaco Porto
H - Madrid Dortmund (LADS)

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RAPE ALL THE TIME

>>77786033
That immediately stood out to me when I seen this thread. Awful design.

United
Benfica

Bayern
PSG

Atletico
Chelsea

Juventus
Barcelona

Sevilla
Liverpool

Napoli
City

Monaco
Leizpig

Real Madrid
Tottenham

>>77785984
>juventus logo
>is a JJ
WTF Benfica got the easiest group in the draw, why is this allowed?

A - Benfica United Basel Cska
B - Bayern PSG Celtic Anderlecht
C - Chelsea Atletico Roma Qarabag
D - Barcelona Juve Olympiakos Sporting
E - Sevilla Liverpool Spartak Maribor
F - City Napoli Shakhtar Feyenoord
G - Monaco Leipzig Porto Besiktas
H - Real Dortmund Tottenham Apoel

A
1 Benfica
2 Basel
3 United
4 Moscow

B
1 Buyern
2 PSG
3 Celtic
4 Anderlecht

C
1 Chelshit
2 Atletico
3 Roma
4 Qarabag

D
1 Farca
2 Juve
3 Sporting
4 muh denbts

E
1 Liverpoo
2 Sevilla
3 Spartak
4 Maribor

F
1 City
2 Napoli
3 Shaktar
4 Cockroaches

G
1 Monaco
2 Redbull
3 Porto
4 Besiktar

H
1 Halal
2 Dortmund
3 Jews
4 Apoel

>>77785984
Utd, Benfica
PSG, Bayern
Chelsea, Atletico
JJuve, Barca
Sevilla, Liverpool
City, Napoli
Leipzig, Monaco
Real, Dortmund

>>77786075
Were still playing a Wembley, did you forget that

>>77785984
PSG wins lol

>falling for the Redb*ll meme

>>77786188

>The monkeys sucking Neymar's dick

UMA DELICIA

How fucked are chelski and spuds

>>77786299
Chelsea will crush their group. Atletico Madrid is crumbling and Roma's shit. Tottenham is probably fucked, though.

>leltic fans think they can sneak 2nd

LMAO

>>77785984
I just want a laugh.
>Benfica / Man United
>Bayern / PSG
>Chelsea / Roma
>Barcelona / Olympiakos
>Sevilla / Liverpool
>Napoli / Feyenoord
>Porto / Red Bull
>Madrid / Tottenham

A) Man utd, CSKA, Benfica for Europa
B) PSG, Bayern, celtic for europa
C) Atletico, Roma, Chelsea for europa
D) Juve, Barça, Olympiakos for europa
E) Sevilla, Liverpool, Spartak for europa
F) City, Napoli, Shaktar for europa
G) Monaco, Leipzig, Besiktas for europa
H) Real, Borussia, Tottenham for europa

Group C
Qarabag and Chelsea

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Confidence from the spurs players

>>77786475
>>Barcelona / Olympiakos
Now I know you are taking the piss but I want this to happen so I believe it.

United vs Liverpool final

>>77785984
Of course united get drawn into the easiest group.

Benfica United
Bayern PSG
Atletico Chelsea
Juve Barcelona
Sevilla Liverpool
City Napoli
Meme group
Real Madrid Dortmund

>>77786636
>No Demebele Dirtmund
>Apoel
group of death...lmao

>>77785984

A - United, Benfica
B - Bayern, PSG
C - Atlético, Chelsea
D - Barcelona, Juventus
E - Sevilla, Liverpool
F - Napoli, City
G - Porto, Leipzig
H - Real, Borussia

Easy AF

No English club in semis as usual

>>77786188
Hope neymar gets his legs snapped and buried alive in the graveyard behind Celtic Park

>>77785984

In order:

United, Benfica
Bayern, PSG
Atletico, Chelsea
Juventus, Barcelona
Sevilla, Liverpool
City, Napoli
Leipzig, Monaco
Real, Spurs

>>77785984
The only 2 teams I give a shit about play in the same group (chelsea/Atleti), fuck me.

Meanwhile Liverpoop and manure get cake groups. Rigged. Calling it now. Also fucking Spurs to Europa again top kek.

Why does it look like there's a bunch of extra shitty teams this year

>>77786657
Honestly I'd call juve and olympiakos. I just don't see Barca getting out with their current team.
>But but but but Messi
Is shit without neymar.

>>77786632

QARABAG STRONK

>>77785984
A: 1. Benfica 2. CSKA 3. Basel
B: 1. PSG 2. Bayern 3. Anderlecht
C: 1. Chelsea 2. Atlético 3. Qarabag
D: 1. Juventus 2. Olympiakos 3. Barcelona
E: 1. Spartak 2. Sevilla 3. Liverpool
F: 1. Napoli 2. Manchester City 3. Shakhtar
G: 1. RB Leipzig 2. Monaco 3. Porto
H: 1. Madrid 2. Borussia 3. APOEL

>>77785984
leicester

>>77785984
>A
United, Benfica.
>B
PSG, Buyern.
>C
Atletico, Chelsea.
>D
Jeep FC, UEFAlona.
>E
Sevilla and probably Liverpool.
>F
Napoli, City.
>G
No fucking idea, all of the teams are on a similar level. The only interesting group.
>H
Real, BVB.

>>77786817
So what's the issue? They both can progress and won't play each other anytime soon afterwards. Getting into an easy group like United, Liverpool or City can give the teams false security once they draw someone decent. 1 strong team and 2 mediocre ones is the best group possible to have.

>muh group G is interesting
Are you people daft or something

Monaco and Porto are leagues above Besiktas, and Leipzig has neither the quality nor the experience to qualify. It's obvious that both Monaco and Porto will qualify.

>>77787078
>>77787177
Kek

>>77786905
>is shit without Neymar
Please stop man, people like you who spout their uninformed opinions about soccer make all Americans on /sp/ look retarded

>>77787177
I give you monaco but the others are quite similar

>>77786700
>Dortmund
>relying on Dembele
heh kid, don't let Dortmund jewing Barca trick you into thinking that he's actually worth half of his price tag

>>77787177
False

>literally nobody has beşiktaş advancing

c-come to 2nd round ;_;

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time to win the group ahead of real again

>>77787177
Besiktas is doing quite well and have a solid plan, Leipzig might lack the experience but they did much better in a much stronger league than Porto. Monaco is weakened since last year and might be affected by negative team atmosphere with the whole Mbappe situation. And if they do sell him, they'll need to find replacements asap.

Even if Monaco does a wonder again, the other 3 all have a realistic chance to advance.

>>77787232
Neymar was literally barcas entire attack last season all Suarez and messhit did was poach goals as usual leliga shit.

You could see how poor their performances were Everytime neymar wasn't on the field.

>>77785984
manu
cska
basel

chelsea
qarabag
atletico

cnaptak
liverpool
maribor

besiktas
red bull
monaco

bayern
psg
anderlecht

jjust
barça
olympiakos

mancity
feyenoord
napoli

halal
dirtmund
yids

>>77786075
United
Cska

Bayern
PSG

Atle
roma

barca
juve

sevilla
spartak

Monaco
Porto

Real
spurs

Man U, Benfica, Basel CSKA
PSG, Bayern, Celtic, Anderlecht
Atletico, Chelsea, Roma, Qarabag
Jj, Barca, Sporting, Olympiakos
Liverpool, Sevilla, Spartak, Maribor
Man City, Napoli, Waxtap, Feyenoord
Monaco, Porto, Leipzig, Besiktas
Real, Dortmund, Spurs, Apoel

>>77787326
>a wonder agaisnt 3 literally whos
top kek

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>all these clowns rating Man $hitty over Napoli

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>>77787421
This. It's too easy for us

Sorry for what we are doing to Falcao

>>77787452
>our unwanted striker is your main striker

uh-oh!

>>77787280
You could grind 3 wins. Just hope it's enough to advance.

>>77785984
Man Utd
Benfica
Basel
CSKA

as is

Atlético
AS Roma
Chelsea
Qarabag

Juve
Barcelona
Sporting
Olympiakos

Liverpool
Sevilla
Maribor
Spartak

Man City
Napoli
Feyenoord
Waxtap

RB Leipzig
ASS Monaco
Porto
Besiktas

as is

Is Sporting any good this year around ?

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>>77788007
>Is Sporting any good this year around ?

>>77785984
Group D should be rename to group J.

>>77788007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSbKfETS-FQ

>>77785984

According to /sp/

> Group A
Manchester United 87.5%
Benfica 81.25%
CSKA 25%
Basel 6.25%

>Group B
Bayern 100%
PSG 100%
Anderlecht 0%
Celtic 0%

>Group C
Atlético 87.5%
Chelsea 81.25%
Roma 25%
Qarabag 6.25%

>Group D
Juventus 100%
Barcelona 93.75%
Olympiakos 6.25%
Sporting 0%

>Group E
Sevilla 93.75%
Liverpool 87.5%
Spartak 18.75%
Maribor 0%

>Group F
Manchester City 93.33%
Napoli 93.33%
Feyenoord 13.33%
Shakhtar 0%

>Group G
Monaco 78.57%
Leipzig 78.57%
Porto 35.71%
Besiktas 7.14%

>Group H
Real Madrid 100%
Borussia 75%
Tottenham 25%
APOEL 0%

>>77785984
United Benfica
Bayern PSG
Atletico Chelsea (I'd say Roma but Atletico/Chelsea have a proven track record)
Juve Barca
Liverpool Sevilla
City Napoli
Meme group
Real Spuds

>>77786075
>Spurs making it into the round of 16

That's not really their MO man.

Why the fuck do you people think spuds are gonna make it past the group stages this year? They fucking suck in the CL

Also, inb4 Mouyes wins CL and PSG crashes out in quarters

>>77788728
They might focus on the CL since they aren't going anywhere with Wembley

>people think celtic will finish 3rd

>Monaco

Do you realise they lost half of their team?
B. Silva, B. Mendy, Bakayoko, Germain, Mbappe and Fabinho are all gone.

I know Jardim is good, but still. They need at least 2 years for building another team.

Group A
>Manure
>Benfica

Group B
>Buyernwinslol
>PSG

Group C
>Chelshit
>Patetico

Group D
>JUSTventus
>Farsa

Group E
>Liverslip
>Sevilla

Group F
>Man Shitty
>Crapoli

Group G
>Red Bull
>Porto

Group H
>Halal
>Dirtmund

>>77788821
they wont... theyll finish 4th

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>all that faith in Chelsea

kek

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we will fail again, we bought too many brazilians, bayern will 7-1 us

>>77789631
Where is our midfield ?
Where is our new goalkeeper ?

Damn Nasser...
We should sell Verrati and buy Fabinho. also forget Mbappé. WTF is wrong with their fucking choices ?

>>77790015
MBappé already signed.
Source: http://leforum.culturepsg.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=5186&view=findpost&p=3340653

One of Chelsea/City/Barca won't make it past the groups and other 2 will flame out early desu

>>77790203
I don't get it.
Is it like "lets buy him before somebody else take him" ?
Why not a goalkeeper ?

>>77785984

A - Man U & CSKA
B - Bayern & PSG
C - Atletico & Roma
D - Juventus & Olympiakos
E - Sevilla & Liverpool
F - Man City & Feyenoord
G - Monaco & Besiktas
H - Real Madrid & Dortmund

>>77790015
>>77789631
bend for the big irish willy

>>77788007
I dunno. They're much better than last year IMO.

>>77789070
>B. Silva
replaced
>Mendy
replaced with a better player
>bakayoko
replaced with a better player
>Germain
bench anyway. boschilla will come back stronger
>mbappe
not gone
>fabinho
not gone but overrated anyway.

they're fine desu

>>77789070
>Do you realise they lost half of their team?
2bh they're still doing surprisingly well, given their circumstances. I don't expect them to go to semis again but I don't think they'll drop in the groups.

>>77785984
the groups are convenient made to have 2 favorites, the only one that has a third in dispute is group C and maybe group H (dortmund and tottenham for second place)
>A: united, benfica
>B: psv, bayern,
>C: atletico, roma, chelsea
>D: barcelona, juventus
>E: sevilla, liverpool
>F: man city, napoli
>G: monaco, porto
>H: real madrid, dortmund, tottenham

A: United, Benfica, CSKA, Basel
B: PSG, Bayern, Celtic, Anderlecht
C: Atlético, Chelsea, Roma, Qarabag
D: Juventus, Barcelona, Sporting, Olympiakos
E: Liverpool, Sevilla, Spartak, Maribor
F: City, Napoli, Shakhtar, Feyenoord
G: Monaco, Leipzig, Porto, Besiktas
H: Real, Dortmund, Spurs, APOEL

>all these people thinking that this ragtag Bayern without an indentity or competent coach will win a group against PSG
No way in hell. Bayern is literally Arsenal now. Shit coach, shit foreign team, just stashed money they refuse to spend. Pathetic to be honest.

>>77785984
>A - Man U, Benfica
>B - PSG, Bayern
>C - Atletico, Chelsea
>D - Juventus, Barcelona
>E - Sevilla, Liverpool
>F - Man City, Napoli
>G - Monaco, Porto
>H - Real Madrid, Dortmund

>memeballsport
not even once.

>it was a soccer thread

sage goes in all fields

It's my first time watching CL. And I'm supporting Liverpool so I want them to win all their matches. Plz no bully for my choice.

>>77795879 No bully here, just dont get your hopes up buddy.

>>77795387
>Ragtag
>No identity
>Incompetent coach
>Arsenal tier

Really? Haha

I admit they should be looking for a backup striker incase some pleb keeper in bundes breaks Lewy again and Müller ghosts out, short of that, their B team could beat out this group stage.

>>77795891
But anyways here are my predictions:
A
>Man. U
>Basel
B
>PSG
>Bayern
C
>Chelsea
>Atletico
D
>Barcelona
>Juventus
E
>Liverpool
>Sevilla
F
>Man. C
>Shakhtar
G
>Monaco
>Porto
H
>Real Madrid
>Borussia Dortmund
Based on my remedial knowledge of soccer and looking at other people's predictions, how do mine look?

>>77785984
A: Benfica, CSKA
B: Bayern, Celtic
C: Atletico, Chelsea
D: Barca, Juve
E: Sevilla, Maribor
F: Shaktar, Manc
G: Monaco, Porto
H: Real, Dortmund

>>77795947
>B: Bayern, Celtic
Just imagine.

>>77795387

It might be. This year will show whether Bayern is dead or still has some years as top 5 elite.

A- Mou Utd, Benfica, CSKA
B- PSG, Bayern, Anderlecht
C- Atleti, Roma, Chelsea
D- Juve, Barsa, Sporting
E- Sevilla, Liverpool, Spartak
F- Napoli, 2nd and 3rd literally anyone
G- 1st, 2nd, 3rd literally anyone, though I'd place Porto as 90% sure to qualify either 1st or 2nd
H- Madrid and Borussia or Borussia and Madrid. Tottenham 3rd.

>>77786632
Based.

>>77795932
Pretty on point. Shakhtar is a ballsy choice, but stranger things have happened.

>>77801367
Actually, are Cinderella teams common in CL? And what I mean by that is a below average team that suddenly kicks into overdrive and beats good teams to make it to the semis or finals.

>>77801657
Cinderella teams don't usually go all the way and win the whole thing. The last few seasons have consisted of the likes of Madrid, Barce, and Bayern winning the tournament, the usual suspects. Teams like Dortmund, Atletico, and Juventus could be seen as underdogs by comparison, and they are among the teams that made it to finals only to lose to the above.
I would say the last big Cinderella story in terms of going all the way and winning the CL was Liverpool in 05. Arsenal making it to the final in 06 is another example, and Chelsea would have definitely been seen as underdogs when they won it in 11, beating Barce in the semis, and Bayern in the final.

>>77801657
no the sport is rigged. it used to be just a knockout tournament and you'd get some underdog sides winning, but now it's just the biggest teams in Europe

>>77787377
anti nationalist? are you also an antifag??

>>77788821
>he thinks Anderlecht will take something at Celtic Park

clueless.

as long as they don't get hammered in Belgium they've got 3rd in the bag

TSUUUUUU

>>77787354
>Messi
>poaching goals
Did you think this one through?

Unfathomable autism coming through
Benfica 13
Man Utd 11
Basel 5
CSKA 4

PSG 14
Bayern 13
Anderlecht 4
Celtic 3

Atletico 16
Chelsea 10
Roma 8
Qarabag 0

Juventus 14
Barcelona 12
Olympiacos 4
Sporting CP 2

Liverpool 11
Sevilla 10
Moskva 9
Maribor 1

Man City 13
Napoli 11
Shakhtar 4
Feyenoord 4

Monaco 10
Porto 9
Besiktas 6
Leipzig 6

R.Madrid 13
Dortmund 12
Tottenham 7
APOEL 1

>>77793722
>i rate Jorge

>>77788821

lol this

Anderlecht reached Europa semi=finals last year it took Man U to get them out
In the past 2 years we've beaten Tottenham, Monaco, Dortmund..
How the fuck people are thinking Celtic is a match for >us even without Tielemans and Dendoncker we shouldnt finish last

>>77786700
try again sweatie, Puli is going to embarass them

>>77802677
>I don't rate Jorge

lol the guy is the new Marcelo. watch him out being starter and benching Alex Sandro in 2022