UCL group stage

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>liverpoop gets the easiest group

>>77786008
they will finish 3rd

>>77785979
Leipzig v Liverpool in the quarterfinals

>>77786008
As a new Liverpool I'm excited I get to see them advance. RIP carrierbag tho

Sperm are going to embarass themselves against aren't they?

>>77785979
>group G

>>77786038
>As a new Liverpool

Where is Arsenal?

Reshmin a qt

North London Debry UEL Final Confirmed

THAT LIVERPOOL FEEL

I hope Chelsea crush Atletico Madrid and send Diego's sorry ass back to that Spanish shit hole where he belongs

>>77786008
Masallah and Salah will be top scorer

All the EPL teams got easy draws

Spurs will win the Europa League

>>77786061
Plz no bully Iceland, I just wanna enjoy football.

1. A
2. G
3. E

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>>77785979
>it's another Manure is laughing now but will be crying in December episode

Group H strongest group?

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>>77786064
Who gives a shit

>>77785979
why do you think what psg is any good?

Is this the shittiest Champions in years? All the groups seem shit

Can any of these teams even stop Madrid?

>>77786114
D

all these nice club emblems and than there's Juventus
>disgusting tbqh

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>Napoli v Feyenoord

Celtic fan here, great draw. I want to finish 3rd and drop into Europa and this means 3rd place is a straight fight between Celtic and Anderlecht.

>>77786142
Juventus will stop madrid this time around

>>77786024
This 5 points maximum, Spartak and Sevilla advance

>>77786146
This.
I'll never get used to it.

>>77786090
>group H
>group C

i'd impregnate this bitch for sure

>>77786146
>>77786146
Tottenham's is pretty weak too

>>77786181
>>77786067
post screens you faggots

>>77785979
olympiakos will finish with 0 points

>>77785979
Our group (G) is a bunch of average teams. Everyone can go through, its gonna be tight

Your predictions

Group A
Benfica
CSKA

B
Buyern
P$G

C
Atletico
Roma

D
Juve
Barca

E
Sevilla
Spartak

F
Napoli
Feyenoord

G
Leipzig
Porto

H
Real
Dortmund

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>>77786179
>group C

>>77786159
I expect deads

>>77786228
search for Lieke Martens

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>This nigga.

>>77785979
>A
Man u
Benfica
Moscow
Basel

>B
PSG
Munich
Celtic
Anderlecht

>C
Chelsea
Atletico
Roma
Qarabag

>D
Barca/Juve
Juve/Barca
Sporting
Olymp

>E
Sevilla
Spartak
Liverpool
Maribor

>F
City
Napoli
Donetsk
Feyenoord

>G
Monaco
Leipzig/Porto
Porto/Leipzig
Besiktas

>H
Real
Dortmund/Spurs
Spurs/Dortmund
APOEL

>>77786292
Terrible post

>>77786292
>Feyenoord

>Group C

Fuck me. Being a Roma fan is suffering. Damn you Totti.

>>77786292
Cringe

>>77786292
Group A
United
CSKA

B
Buyern
P$G

C
Atletico
Chelsea

D
Juve
Barca

E
Sevilla
Liverpoop

F
Napoli
Man City

G
Monaco
Porto

H
Real
Dortmund

>Liverpoo
http://www.strawpoll.me/13778789

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>>77785979

>Man U in the same group as before

United 3rd place confirmed.

>olympiacos

>>77786323
>City over Napoli

>>77786392

Napoli wins EL this year. Screencap.

>>77786392
Yes obviously

>>77786008
>easiest group
lol. On top of that Livershit are selling Goatinho at the end of this summer transfer since they met with Barcelona's agents in Monaco to discuss transfer terms. ITS OVER LIVERSLIP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>96

>>77785979
Easy ones

>B (Bayern, PSG)
>C (Chelsea, Atletico)
>D (Juventus, Barcelona)
>E (Sevilla, Liverpool)
>F (City, Napoli)
>H (Real, Dortmund)

Not sure

>A (Benfica will go through but United might fuck this up)
>G (literally everyone can go through)

another real madrid x borussia in group stage FFS

>>77786373
ABL but even Liverslip can get out of this group.

>>77786421
No, they will qualify for the next round for sure.

>>77786435
>x

Speak English you moronic monkey

>>77786434
Nah Monaco will get 2nd easy, probably win

>>77785979
Go Roma

>>77786441
Dropping into Europa doesn't count as making it out of the group

>implying Dortmund won't top their group again so Real gets the actually easier path to yet another decima

>>77785979

Well this is bullocks. Do people honestly think this isn't rigged?

Is there a site to make predictions?

>>77786473
>Inselaffe x Makake

>>77786493
lad, don't let delusion blind you. they'll come second in the group, go out in the RO16 and come 5th in the league this season.

Is the premier league, dare I say it, BACK? 4 teams guaranteed in last 16

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what a joke

>>77786259
>>77786259

>>77785979
>most elite club competition
>3/4 (at least) of those teams are scrub-tier

nice "sport", yuros

>>77786549
>richest franchise gets easiest draws
>still sucks niggerdick without Ferguson

>>77786549
They were knocked out both times they drew Benfica.

>>77786559
>>77786559
>>77786559
PARTICIPATE

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How hard will Dortmund cuck Halal this time, now with PuliGOAT?

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Go Red Bulls!!!

>>77786292
A
Benfica
United
B
Bayerm
PSG
C
Atletico
Chelsea
D
Juve
Barca
E
Sevila
Spartak
F
Citi
Shakthar
G
Porto
Monaco
H
Real Madrid
Dortmund

>>77786549
>Benfica, Basel, some Eastern Yuro team
>Benfica, Basel, some Eastern Yuro team

Hmmmmmmmm

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Utd will lose just like last time. At least they'll still be able to win the EL again.

>>77786626
>the city of city

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>mfw Manure lose to CSKA

>>77786549
Gee irs almost like theyre usually a pot 1 team you dumb fuck

Can't wait for EL football again

t. Spurs

wheres arsenal


HAHAHAHHA

>>77786717
Don't throw the towel m8, BVB can still bottle it.

>>77786717
horrible defeatist mentality
I hope APOEL gets third

>group H
Looks like Tottenham will be in the Europa League again

Where's Arsenal?

>This yank desperately trying to get upboats from big strong yuros

Looks like a good CL this year desu
Some solid teams and decent groups.

United
Atletico
Lelverpool
Monaco
PSG
Barca
City
Madrdid

All going to top their groups I think

>>77785979
>Group G

Interesting group since literally anyone can go through.

>>77786142
I think it's actually a really good one desu
Maybe it will just be MADRIDWINSLOL but other than that I feel like we'll get some good games here

>>77786756
After last season's performance in a weaker group you can't blame me for not being optimistic

>>77786792
They found their level

>>77786799
>Lelverpool

Are clearly inferior to Sevilla, won't be able to handle Moscow away and could very easily lose their footing at Maribor. They're in legitimate danger of finishing bottom if they fuck it up at anfield which they're prone to do given their mental incapability to handle a busy calendar

>conte subs in costa against atleti at 95' so he's CL tied

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>mfw RB Leipzig vs PSG in the final

>>77786090
Tottenham will go winless against Madrid and BVB

>>77786142
Unironically PSG. One of the Manchester teams could surprise.

>>77786859

1-1 going into extra time, Chelsea needing at least a draw to progress as winners of the group..

Costa scores own goal on 95th min

>>77786647
>F
>Citi
>Shakthar
lmfao

>>77786292
>F
>Napoli
>Feyenoord

>>77786863
Bad timeline

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all smiles

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>>77785979

>>77786549
Weighted balls. It's an open secret these draws are compels) completely rigged

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Was this the weakest group in UCL history?

>>77786951
Liverpool's group this time around is certainly up there

>>77786279
This. Literally everyone can finish first or last in that group.

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>>77786142

Does olympiakos even have a chance to finish 3rd?

>>77786951
Nope they're all good teams

>>77786863
>RBL winning the CL on their first try
yes
YES

>>77786940
>man blue
>a travel to ukraine
>dutch champions ie can't be TOO shit
Could have been better for Napoli.

>>77786941
and they wonder why they need the readers' charity to stay afloat

>>77785979
I guess Spurs are going back to the Europa League.

>>77786951
Porto do get pretty lucky every year, don't they.

>>77785979
>epl ez draws except for spuds
>madrid vs dirtmund yet again
>that cheeky justventus vs barca draw
>group G is somehow a thing

>>77786985
Very slim.. I think olympiakos needs some additions in the defense.

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>All the ABLiverpool scum in this thread
stay mad you got a shit group LMAO. sad.

How good are Atletico?

>>77786998

Nah, they are going to expose pep

>>77786279
only if Monaco keep selling their players

>Manure get the easiest group

R I G G E D
I
G
G
E
D

>>77786906
Costa can't play

Spartak - Liverpool will be a great tie - it will end 2-10 on aggregate.

>>77785979
What a shit draw

>>77787088
no u

Should be cut down to 24 teams. Too many shit teams taking a place

>>77787155
>24
"no"

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FEEL THE DRAGON!

>>77787155
Nah fuck that

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>>77787155
TAKE THAT BACK RN

>implying Maribor won't cuck Slipperpool
>implying Sevilla won't BTFO them like the superior side they are
>implying they won't finish third

A E and G are terrible

>>77787087
now come on, put the rivalries aside and cheer for the teams of your country. cska and cnaptak have a chance.
don't worry, 3enit will be in the europa league this season

Tottenshit HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you literally can't make this shit up.

Liverpoop get through the group only to be BTFO by whoever they get in the knock out stages

>>77785979
A, F, E and G are all boring groups.

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*smokes menacingly at Pep*

United literally about to get BBC'd

Lads, it's tottenham

>>77787234
In group G anyone can advance

>>77787044
Really struggled against a freshly promoted side in their first game of the Season

Major Spurs dressing room collapse after embarrassing CL exit, calling it now

Any APOEL fans about

Sorry lads

>>77787300
I think they'll leave Wembley by the end of the season for a smaller meme pitch, Highbury available?

>>77787300

The thing is- Spurs normally do well when no-one expects them to do anything but fail. When people expect them to do well, well, that's when they are in trouble.

It's a toss up between Dortmund and Tottenham for that #2 spot.

>>77786323
>Chelsea over Atlético

>>77786323
>not having the pants to make a clear prediction
lmao

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>liverscum customers thinks they are better than based Spartak and Sevilla.
Lmao. Livershit customers will never learn

hate germans
hate french
hate belgian
simple as

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>>77787479
SEETHING ABL

>>77787499
What about Swiss? They're kinda like a German French mix

>>77786168
juventus had no energy for 2nd half. did they replace their squad?

>>77786756
>implying Dortmund wont finish first again last like year in the same group as Real with the best group stage record OF ALL TIME

Stay salty RealMAD

im so excited. can we ust play the first game tonight

>>77786142
Liverpool

its /ouryear/ la.

Chelsea.

>>77786549
ManUEFA

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>Sporting
JUST FUCK MY CL UP SENPAI

I'm actually excited because I get to see 2 of the best teams in Europe live.

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>>77788970
Just like last year ;_;

I mean fuck if UYFA wanted to group of death us they could have just stuck us in group H so I could have a Wembley road trip

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>all the ABLs ITT

lmaoing @ you'are lives

olympiacos in group of death

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That feel when you have to google where the team is from.

>>77789444
arent they from the other side of azerbaijan?

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>>77789186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKGpzvyc20k

>>77786441
>>77787032
>>77787507
>inb4 newfag
What does ABL mean

Group A: Man. Utd. and Benfica
Group B: Bayern and PSG
Group C: Chelsea and Atlético
Group D: Juventus and Memelona
Group E: Shitpool and Sevilla
Group F: Man. Utd.'s ugly sister and Napoli
Group G: Porto and Monaco
Group H: TSU's crew and Dortmund
Literally prove me wrong. Also, Real will win again.

>Chelsea comes 1st in the eplel
>Gets a fairly difficult, but doable group.
>Manure ends 6th
>Gets the easiest group in da worl

Really makes you think.

does olympiacos have a chance

>>77785979
>You can still easily tell which teams are going to quality before a single game is played
What the fuck? The new seeding system didn't change a damn thing. It's still a joke.

>>77789626
yes
a low one. hahhahahahahahah

>>77785979
Man Utd
Basel
Benfica
CSKA


PSG
Bayern
Anderlecht
Celtic

Atletico
Chelsea
Roma
Qarabag

Juventus
Barcelona
Sporting
Olympiacos

Sevilla
Liverpool
Spartak
Maribor

Man City
Napoli
Feyenoord
Shakhtar

Leipzig
Monaco
Porto
Besiktas

Real Madrid
Dortmund
Tottenham
APOEL

liverpool, napoli and leipzig are the only teams outside pots 1 and 2 who have a chance to go through

>>77789626
>>77789645
Yeah
Chance the rapper is coming to Piraeus as part of his European tour

lol

>>77789444
>occupied by Armenia
but how, they are a much biugger country

>these absolutely wild guesses on group G
gonna be fun

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>>77785979
Defend non-Champions qualifying for the "Champions" League, you can't

>>77785979
>group a
>group e
>group g

>>77786102
I used to make music with words, don't know why your post reminded me.

> CABBAGE

Is always a funny sequence to add to a track.

>>77786292

>Burgers
>Knowing anything about football

pick one

>>77789675
>Basel over Benfica
>PSG over Bayern
>Leipzig top in the group
wew lad

>>77785979

Wow, rigged for Mouyes and Halal again.

How refreshing.

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>>77786146
older PSG one was miles better

Lol why is everyone acting like it's 2013????

Spurs are superior to Dortmund in every position.

>>77789970
*lose against Leverkusen*

>>77789969
kek'd by musels, forced to remove the crib

>>77786430
>On top of that Livershit are selling Goatinho at the end of this summer transfer since they met with Barcelona's agents in Monaco to discuss transfer terms.

Why are people repeating this meme? Liverpool sent Ian Rush and the club secretary to the CL draw

>>77789970
I would agree... if they were still at WHL.

Wembley is pretty much a free for all atm

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Booked flights to Seville, can't wait

>>77786008
manure got the easiest group, but yeah, they got the second

the real question, wich of the british teams will choke the hardest?

>>77790220
Spurs will drop out with 2/3 points. They are fucking awful in Europe

>>77790234
Is it a choke if no one really expects them to do anything ?

I can see Man City struggling to get out.

>>77790291
I think it'll be a choke in the sense that they won't even beat APOEL.

But Dortmund aren't as good anymore, Spurs if they played well could beat them

>>77789970
Yeah, let’s pretend it’s 2016 instead.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35815545
> 1 - 5 (aggr.)

>>77790220
Liverslip

>>77790062
A FUCKING CRIB

they were right desu

>>77787300
>embarrassing CL exit
Nobody expects them to advance to the next round.

>>77790943
No they weren't.

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>>77785979
>UCL

>>77789970
Still suspect against quality competition though

>>77789711
knew it

>>77790220
Spurs will make another early exit. They finished 2nd primarily on the strength of their results against the bottom half of the EPL but they had a suspect record against the other top 6.

Chelsea walked the league last year, but they've actually flattered to deceive in Europe since Drogba left. Atletico will finish above them and perhaps even Roma.

City have a really talented squad, but Poop will mess them up as usual. Will probably BTFO in the last 16 by another free-wheeling Monaco-type squad that exposes their over-cautious style of play

Liverpool can be up and down, but this knockout competition thing is obviously right up their alley. Could easily see a quarter final run like Leicester last year, possibly even further

I hate United, but I can actually see them winning the whole damn thing this year. Say what you will about Mou but his tactics are usually spot on in big matches, especially defensively, and even Real might find them a hard nut to crack.

Celtic are going to BTFO pari.


screenshot this!!!!!

>>77791313
I will die happy if they do

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>wife just said OK to me jokingly saying I'll go to Barcelona in December

Now I just need someone to go with me that's not afraid to be run over by religion of peace ppl.

>>77791313
>>77791373
I think we'll progres to the uefa cup m8,what about u bbz?

Do teams play two legs in group stage like the knockout rounds?

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ALLAHU AHBBAR!!!!!

>>77791458
Yes.

>>77785979
I know what you'd say, but group F is scary as fuck. Shakhtyor and Napoli can easily beat shit out of city. The dutch is the dark horse.

>>77785979
rip sporting kek

>>77785979
Does CSKA have a chance?

I would love it if some talentless Scottish thug two foot tackles neymar at knee height

>>77791550
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3LpiT3BysMc

>>77789969
Vive Le Roi!!!

>>77791894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBZNT69AmLw

>>77786008
But liverpool is shit against shit teams. They will not unironically pass group stage. They would have a better chance in a harder group.

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>>77786008
leave Liverpoop to me