What did Vlad the Impaler mean by this?

Zlatan's final action as a footballer is going to be scoring the winning goal in the Champions League final this season and there's nothing any of you can do about it.

>>77783622
jesus christ should feel flattered.

Jesus Christ: Single handedly killed 8mio jews. Is known for his aggresive attitude

Zlatan: Likes to score goals and is a great fella

>>77783832
where in the new testament does christ kill 8 million jews? hitler only managed 6 million.

>>77783622

> shakes hand with the devil

Surely that's depicting arm wrestling and not a handshake

>>77783942
but he signed with the Red Devils

>implying jesus would have a manbun

>>77783942
it's arm wrestling in the inferior non-zlatan version. that version no longer matters.

#RESPECT | God & Goals | 2017

>>77783942
Actually he said something like "he United it". So it might just be a handshake.

zlatan is devil on the pitch, angel beyond it... please come to termalica