/heem/ - Natty GOAT Edition

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>>77779030

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>McTapper fans STILL can't explain how he will win

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Who is your favorite non roided undisputed champion

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Hendo lads

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For sure who's your favorite female fighter?

>>77780666
based satan

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>>77780671
not brown enough desu

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>>77780671
Dan Henderson

So turinabol can be detected for 40-50 days after you take it. How the fuck did Jon not fail one of the earlier tests? Did he take it 3 days before the fight, and if so why? It's not like it's going to make a difference at that point.

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>>77780640

>>77780678
She's hwite

>>77780671
Do you do BJJ lad?

>>77780659
>taller
>longer arms
>KO power
>karate stance distance
>prepared for 12 rounds
>breaks the guard

>>77780690
>Venezuelan vixen
>White
Pick one

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two wins over the interim "mw champ" would trigger just about anyone

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>>77780659
Angles my man

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rory

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>>77780700
rory

>>77780659
Via unorthodoxy.

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He's all revved up boys

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rory

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roidry

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>>77780702
Oooh can I try? Rory

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>>77780706
>caring who the champ is rather than caring about specific fighters

>>77780700
>>77780717
samefag

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Bisping bless us, everyone!

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>>77780720
The champion is a set of beliefs

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you know

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>you know I wouldn't trip Jon

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>>77780725
Good post my man

Bisping bless

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>>77780722

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>>77780731
pissbing

>>77780688
I think he tested positive for a metabolite that stays in your system long after you take it. It's a new test so he may not have taken it before.

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For me it's Daniel Henderson

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>>77780736
This

>>77780740
The test is five years old.

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Daniel Jeffery Henderson

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>>77780742
based

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*Gasses you after two rounds*

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>>77780694
I meant thicckenzie

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>>77780739
2-1
One KO in sparring while Luke was a champ
One KO in a legit fight while Luke was a champ

Bispy bless you though lad. Hope you let go of the hate and bitterness

>>77780754
That chimp like movement after he won. Joe Rogan would be impressed

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Threadly reminder Jon Jones is innocent and was set up.

There's no reason to start a steroid cycle on the day of the fight, not only will you be tested twice that day but it will offer you no benefits at all.

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>>77780659
MONEY MONEY MONEY TEAM (x12)

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>>77780758
Lets get a second angle on that buddeh

>>77780758
prove it, you can't

>>77780744
Yeah but it hasn't been in full use until recently, it's been getting rolled out slowly since it was developed. There's no telling what samples are going to what labs

>>77780740
It was the same test they busted Mir with, and for the same substance. I think you're right it does go off of metabolites. It's a new test so it's possible he's been on it for a while now. I still don't get how the earlier tests wouldn't have picked up on it though

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The chin has to be tucked buddeh

>>77780772
https://www.mmamania.com/2012/11/30/2482502/ufc-fx-7-michael-bisping-luke-rockhold-mma-uncensored-live

>>77780754
Was he more terrifying than Harambe?

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>>77780754
>>77780742
What's it like to get shadowrealmed?

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>>77780640
Nice OP. 10/10

>>77780776
Well he failed a standard in-competition test. It's entirely possible that the athletic commission sends their samples to a different lab than the one USADA is using. I have no idea where to find that information, though.

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Taking picks

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>>77780789
>I googled something like a good obedient slut
you only did half your job whore, there is no video here of Rockhold being KO'd in sparring. Zero proof as I said.

Why do you guys like Bisping he's the worst champion and he ducks top contenders

>>77780801
kys

>>77780797
Tweet @mikebisping to find out

>>77780807
no one actually likes that loser it's just (you) baiting

>>77780806
Rockhold admit it happened so does Bisping

Stay worked by Bisping. Bisping bless your bum ass

>>77780800
So he failed a csac test instead of a usada one? Or are the ac tests usada administered? That's fucking weird

>>77780807
Yeah he ducks but he's far from worst.
If anyone, Conor is the worst champ out there by virtue of freezing the most fun division.
You don't get to call him the worst just because you don't like his personality. Man's resume speaks for itself.

>>77780818
>>>/asp/

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Jones was set up, he tested clean all camp. Tbol the night of the fight would do NOTHING for him. He was fucking set up. Cormier was way too pleased with this news, I know he or Dana White has something to do with this.

Prove me the fuck wrong.

>>77780818
No, he never said that. You're wrong.

Also Bisping was lying to hype the fight, nothing more.

>Fighters never lie, never ever!

lol they really do though

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>>77780818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o43W9Xg0ANU

>>77780825
Why the fuck would Dana kill one of his superstars? And Cormier is pissed he'll never get to fight Jones again

>>77780825
There is literally no reason to set up bones get your tinfoil shit out of here. Even if it turns out to be a tainted supplement he'll probably get hit with a 2 year suspension still just because of his track record of ingesting dodgy supps

>>77780822
I watch pro wrestling also. Unlike 95% of the people here I don't see it as an insult

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LADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5JOQX_6MQU

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AYOOO

FORM VOLKAN

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MONEY MONEY MONEY TEAM

>>77780858
>Cuck Thomas and bimbo scrub in the same video
No way am I giving that a view nigga

>>77780851
>I watch pro wrestling also
Time to grow up

>>77780819
Yeah, the CSAC had him pee in a cup after the weigh-in. Standard deal. I think they said USADA is involved in the process now though, so it is pretty confusing. Hopefully things get cleared up soon

>>77780851
lose weight

>>77780864
WE GON NEVER EVER CHANGE UP

>>77780849
It's a minimum 4 year ban now though

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>>77780870
MMA as we know it today was created by pro-wrestlers.

Also polite reminder that the Gracies got exposed by a pro-wrestler.

>>77780886
>pro-wrestlers.
I believe the correct term is mandrama actors

Canelo is 100x a better boxer than McGregor and was clowned by Mayweather

>>77780886
lol this is the same goof that was spamming vince mcmahon owned the ufc a month ago

get the fuck out, MMA has nothing to with wwe outside of your tiny skull

Imagine if DC beat Jones and then Jones still popped.

100% I'd consider him the best fighter ever.

>>77780899
Boxing is a set of beliefs

>>77780879
Floyd got me feeling like a Milli a Milli moonwalkin like im billie jean

>>77780886
Very cool.

>>77780901
he should fight stipe to cement his GOAT status

>>77780870
>>77780877
>being this insecure that people like something you don't

LMAO Bisping bless. Try to avoid getting worked into shoots

>>77780901
DC is on roids too. He just hides it a lot better. Roids are so easier to mask; Bones is just a retard

>>77780914
or maybe it's hard to mask for him because he was using so much more than cormier

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LADS

It's been needling at me for weeks but I think I finally figured out who the "mole" in Conor's camp is. This whole Jon Jones thing was the final piece of the puzzle I needed. He's a fucking genius

>>77780901
Yea but it didn't happen, instead he got CTE and cried like a bitch in front of everyone. He's a paper champ and everyone knows it

>inb4 m-muh drug test

For sure my dude that leg kick only knocked out DC because of roids 100%

>>77780913
grow up

>Rogan keeps saying how great shape Jones is in
>the best he's ever looked
>oh it's steroids what a surprise
Stupid dumb prick. Get Jones out of the UFC. He's a lying cunt with his whole 'I'mma changed now I a good boy I dindu nuffin I wuz gettin my life together I was goin church'.

>>77780918
That's not how it works buddy. You can't just take more roids than a guy and be a better fighter. Jon was mostly likely using it for recovery and so there is eventually a point of huge diminishing returns

>>77780913
>Bisping loser is also a mandrama loser
Well colour me surprised

>>77780920
At this level both parties are full of camp spies.

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>>77780900
No one ever said that you dumb fuck. McMahon had nothing to do with it. Inoki, Sayama, Maeda, Suzuki, Funaki and Takada did however.

(Google them you dumb yank prick who doesn't know the history of this sport)

>>77780926
for sure vitor used as much roids as other middleweights my guy. for sure wanderlei's style is as dependent on roiding as other fighters my guy, 100%.

>>77780920
Bane?

>>77780935
t. weeb mandrama loser

>>77780938
They have a lower bodyfat %. Wanderlei in pride was juiced to the gills because you could roid freely. He looked noticeably worse in UFC. Wanderlei is also kind of an idiot so It wouldn't surprise me if he took a shitload to look good. Jon was smart enough to use enough for recovery but dumb enough not to mask it

>>77780922
Do you tell people who watch TV shows to grow up?

>>77780951
Only ones who still watch WWE past the age of 9

>>77780935
>Vince McMahon literally created the UFC
lol
>n-no wait it was really these mandrama japs, you gotta believe me!1!
hahahaha

>>77780951
depends on the show, obviously

you shouldn't be watching WWE, it's bad for you.

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>>77780954
>>77780962
>I'm too mature for entertainment

At least Floyd Mayweather is openly a fan of WWE unlike you insecure MMAutists

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yo lemme see the bag

>>77780982
he isn't a fan he's an opportunist, child lol

>>77780989
https://youtu.be/NPVHPcesY-w

BTFO. The state of (You)

BRING YOUR BALLS /HEEM/

>>77780993
>believing everything he's sold

woooooow, I bet you think mcgregor is gonna win too huh?

>>77780955
Never said that. Stop hiding your ignorance behind some /asp/ tier bait.

>>77780932
Think about it my man

Why would Floyd risk his entire legacy against an unknown quantity like Conor McGregor, unless he had assurances?
Why would the UFC sacrifice their biggest star for a one night cash grab, unless they had assurances?
Why would the Zuffa brothers cash out when they did?
Why did Jon Jones pop just as he was in negotiations to fight for a second belt?

>>77780985
is he /ourguy/? fuck mcnigger desu

>>77781002
>I don't believe you
>show proof
>h-he's lying

You can deny this topic as much as you want, but that attitude won't help you get through life. Now goodnight and Bisping bless

>>77781006
>japs invented MMA
>p-please believe me!!
>you have to be trolling to not believe me

you're beyond saving lad, off yourself

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>>77780886

>>77781010
lol, you're just showing your ignorance

>>77781016
Crazy to think Bas is that jacked without being roided.

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>>77780671

>>77781018
Give the burger a break, he's been getting revved all night.

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Who was in the wrong here

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>>77781042

Jones is facing 4 years ban, 500k fine, purse being taken, and a civil lawsuit from DC

top kek

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>>77781026
Rutten was a beast

>>77781042
>>77781057
The entire pauli conor thing is PR work. Obvious conor wants the fight after for easy money

>>77780842
>>77780849
>no proof

Jones became a pariah, an example of all that is wrong with mma. He was terrible for the UFC's image, which matters more than ever to WME

>>77781065
nah

paulie is too autistic to manufacture all of this. he is for serious

>>77781065
honestly, conor might fight lee if he wins, you guys are sleeping on that dude. he's gonna be a star if he beats ferguson

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Two days until /box/ sends /heem/ to >>>/asp/

prepare your anus, donkey fuckers

>>77781070
yeah paulie seems a bit retarded. I still think Conor wants that fight. It's the easiest possible fight for him that still makes money.

I feel like if mcgregor loses but doesn't look completely shitty then paulie is next.

>>77781058
I wonder how DC feels knowing on the inside he's roiding too.

>>77781075
whatever happened to that guy who heemed Lee?

>>77781075
>>77781075
Conor isn't just looking for the hardest/best fight. Paulie is an easy fight he will take little damage in. They will build it up no matter what because a boxing fight he makes 5x more money off the drop.

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>ayy he put his fuckin balls in my mouth while i was sleeping, i mean come on, whateva fuck it

>>77781107
I can't wait for the press conferences

>paulie speaks for 57 minutes straight during his turn.

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>for sure I'll massage your dick my man

>>77781042
the mongrel

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>mfw someone tells me 99% of UFC fighters arent on the gas

>>77781127
>2002 join date

noice

>>77781127
They all are but USADA keeps it somewhat reasonable instead of complete roid monkeys. There was some dude who explained it but it's a ton of little doses or something throughout the day.

I think it's pretty obvious when you saw right after USADA how shit some people looked but nowadays those people are starting to look shredded.

>>77781105
let's say he returns to ufc, how does his relationship with them change? will he get his copromoter meme wish?

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>>77781076
If conor wins boxing literally dies
It's what that joke of a "sport" deserves

You've got to admit, this is pretty awesome
https://youtu.be/u13bQgXFxBw
https://youtu.be/u13bQgXFxBw

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>>77781014
dumb cunt stop talking about shit you don't know.

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>*stays on the stool for longer than the allocated time and then heems you*
Heh, nothin personnel kid

>>77781107
>>77781115
say what you want about the guy but I can listen to him all day

>>77781143
No matter what he should negotiate with UFC with a boxing option available

Example: I'll make 20 million beating up malignaggi easy or 3 million fighting some crazy UFC killer

He's going to be able to negotiate for some crazy deals to fight again. He is set after this fight money wise. He can do movies as well.

>>77781007
Floyd has a mole in every camp.

The dude knew about Pacman's injury before it was even leaked to the press

>>77781140
Mid level guys can't afford it, yeah. There's been no noticeable change in the top guys because those are the ones with the resources and connections to the best and newest substances and masking agents.

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You're at a party in the favelas and these 2 walk up to you and grope your bund

>Oi cutche boy you havey one very nice bunda, come lets go making sexo with us togethers

What do you do?

>>77781201
call Jeff Novitsky

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>>77781201
Have sex with them
Unironically
Cyborg can sit on my face

>>77781201
>let's go making sexo with us togethers
say no more, UMA DELICIA desu lads.

>gays in my /heem/

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>>77781218

>>77781189
Imagine having the nerve to record this and write #stopbullying. Imagine having your head so far up your own asshole that you can encourage behavior like this while still framing yourself as a good person

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>>77781233
I think it's sarcasm senpai

>>77781189
>#stopbullying
>Records bullying on phone instead if stopping it

>>77781201
I would assume they were men and miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime.

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>>77781233

Serves her right for not heeming every there

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There is no dispute that Dana is the undisputed GOAT promoter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsfZUnwa8jk

>>77781245
My autism couldn't tell. Tbh I wouldn't be surprised if a dumb negress unironically posted that.

>>77781232
That's good stuff. I hope she gets hit by The Fappening soon enough.

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>>77781254
That's what happens when you get in my heem zone

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>>77781232
Any good bunda pics of gabi

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>>77781295

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>>77781295
gotchu senpai

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>>77781306
>Brendan sploob
>talent
>hard work
>implying he wasn't given everything by rogan because he sucked his dick on his podcast for years
>implying joe didn't need to literally give him the talk about how shit he is at fighting
Jon had a point in not liking this faggot

>>77781189
Was this jealousy over good hair ?

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>>77781322

F-for sure my guy you're just a h-hater

haha... in s-shambles lmao

>>77781061
For sure beating up jap cans, truly the GOAT 100%

>>77781322
100% Schaub continues to get a million views per episode of his podcast and sells out shows worldwide because of Rogan fans 100%

Schaub vs Bones no roids
Who takes it?

>>77781370
>Funaki
>Can
Watch it

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>>77781370
C L U E L E S S.

How many people on /heem/ do you think started watching UFC (and have only seen UFC) in the last 3 years because of McGregor? The lack of knowledge regarding the history of MMA on show in this general is pretty astonishing.

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>>77781380
Schaub everytime

>>77781405
Todd Grisham's never even heard of that guy

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>>77781375
I'm glad you finally realised this senpai
*GADOOSH*

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>>77781405
>muh muh shitty old fighters
Face it grandpa, the sports evolved and the fedors and cro cops are mediocre now, they were shit back then too it's just everyone else was worse

>>77781405

For sure I have been a fan of McGregor since strikeforce my guy

>>77780659
I sense the uppercut will play a big part in this one
screencap this

>>77781405
I started watching MMA when the first UFC Undisputed demo came out so I'm a confirmed oldfag my guy.

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what if conor does this to floyd

>>77781405
this is true, but then again you must remember most of spee are 16, especially the conor fans

then again, sakuraba was always a meme. statpads his record vs gracie family members

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>>77781497
What if conor does this to floyd

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>>77780698

>>77781497
for sure TMT goons will bumrush the ring and he'd get heemed, hundred percent

>>77781518
that's really fucking good

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what if conor does this to floyd

>>77781470
Of course the sport has evolved, but not knowing the history and how the evolution takes place just makes you a filthy casual bandwagoner in my eyes.

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>>77781042
>Did you bring your bowls, Conor?
What did he mean by this?

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>>77781042
Post yfw this kike showed up

>complain about mandrama
>love conor mcgregor
pick one

>>77781042
I haven't seen a man as shook as Paulie in a long time, you'd think that Conor raped his father and killed his mother from how much he is obsessed with him

>>77781612
people don't hate storylines and promotion. They hate fake fighting

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>>77781612
gooby has never been in a boring fight tho

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>>77781635
He will

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>*awkwardly holds your hips*
Heh, nothin personnel kid

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Heemo ergo sum

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>mfw try to watch the DJ jre and can barely make it 5 minutes in
Why is Joe such a suckup faggot
Is it because they're both manlets so he feels closer to him

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>I-I'm a famous boxer too guys!

money money money money team

>>77781621
Conor is all about mandrama. Take the fake fighting out of the WWE and you still have all the drama. The fake fighting is one element, the drama is another.
Goobs and his Dana-manufactured drama are tiresome. (And yes, it is all made-by-Dana, Conor wasn't like that before. And don't forget how Dana pushed and pushed GSP to be more controversial, and GSP was like, "I'm an athlete not an actor".)
Maybe if he defends his belt more than zero (0) times it will be slightly more bearable.

Imagine if Conor tries to bait Floyd into coming forward and every time he taunts he gets jabbed in the face.

Nothing else happens in the fight. Taunt-jab. Taunt-jab. Taunt-jab.

What is the absolute least that could go Conor's way in this and he could still come away with a victory?

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>>77781843
Conor either hits his meme left hand or he loses
There are literally no other alternatives, he loses a decision everytime

As down the glen one Easter morn to a city fair rode I...

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>>77781862

>>77781850
Obviously he's not winning the actual fight, but this is Rocky, not boxing. Does Conor have to make the fight look vaguely competitive to have the moral victory? Does he just have to have a gif of him kind of landing the left at a particular angle that he can post on Insta? Does he just need to make it four rounds?

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>>77781862
>toothpaste making no sense
What's new

>>77781887
>>77781876
Conor's winning this

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>>77781850
Thats what people thought about Cruz vs Garbage yet here we are

Foggy dew m8

>>77781893
They should have got Sinead to sing the anthem

wew

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>>77781876
>>77781887
>>77781897

>>77781905
sineads on suicide watch atm i think

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what did they mean by this?

why is /box/ so much funnier than /heem/?

>>77781916
>Singer Sinead O’Connor has sparked fresh concern over her mental health after posting a Facebook video in which she reveals she has wanted to kill herself for the past two years.

Only 2 years? She's a lightweight.

>>77781894
Mayweather can lead, he can counter, he can fight inside, he can fight on the outside, he can fight dirty, he can fight pretty, he can fight short, he can fight tall, he can make you work at his preferred pace, he has inhuman discipline. He is a defensive wizard and astonishingly good offensively.

He is the most intelligent boxer in history and arguably the greatest of all time.

Conor McGregor has... never boxed before.

This comparison is bad and you should feel bad.

>>77781930
literal 209er

40 Y E A R S O F A G E M A T E

>>77781949
Boxing is just a set of beliefs m8, its not real bro

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>>77781949
>>77781981
It would be the biggest upset in sporting history for Conor McGregor to outbox Floyd Mayweather. It would shake the entire foundation of combat sports.

I can't really overstate how enormous it would be for Floyd to lose to someone who has no professional boxing experience.

>>77781985
Trump won, Conor will also win, SJW's on suicide watch

Dance for me boi etc.

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>>77781996
>rectangular stop sign with the shit opinion
What's new

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>>77781996
["Motherfucker" in German], we aren't looking at the decision making abilities of the American people here. We're comparing the physical skills of two specific competitors and one comes up short in every respect.

If Conor wins because Floyd breaks his ankle, the world doesn't change. If Conor somehow pulls a Garbrandt and manages to win a decision on his own merits, up is down, white is black, and cats and dogs are living together peacefully.

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Gonna go get a KFC bois

3 times a day minimum

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>>77782033
Peaches are a beast my man 100%

I'm not a big fan of australia

>>77781919
Jon 'Bols and Alaister Overroid.

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>>77782059
We are objectively the best posters on heem

>>77780640
unreal OP bud

>>77780735
>this is a champion in the ufc

>>77781878

Conor either going the distance or winning a round is a resounding victory for him. Floyd will be criticized if he loses a round or fails to finish Goob

>>77782059
>self hating in 2017

>>77782076
You're better than Canada, I'll give you that much

>>77782128
lol still fuckin pissed

Best MMA gyms in the UK? No memeing please.

>>77782098
IDK. I honestly think that if there's one good moment in the match for Conor, like a single exchange that he wins, his fanbase will never shut up about it.

>>77782156
SBG in Ireland.

https://twitter.com/chaelsonnen/status/900446145872183296
>I've chosen to relieve @BrendanSchaub of one month's hair-gel $, which in his case = $100,0000.
>WAGER
>ACCEPTED,
>SONNY BOY!!!"

jones says that it was a tainted supplement like he did the last time

where can i get some of these tainted supplements for myself i wonder

>>77782166
>Ireland
>UK
wew

>>77782156
wolfslair

when conor wins it would undoubtedly prove once and for all that boxing is NOT a sport and should be banished to /asp/

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http://sportv.globo.com/site/combate/noticia/2017/08/demian-enfrenta-colby-covington-no-ufc-sao-paulo-dia-28-de-outubro.html

>After being beaten by challenging midfielder (up to 77kg) against Tyron Woodley in July, Demian Maia already has his next appointment marked by Ultimate. The jiu-jitsu black belt will face Colby Covington on October 28 at UFC São Paulo, according to Combate.com .

WAR KAYOS

>>77782250
>Colby could be a legit contender by the end of the year
Bizzaro universe here we come.

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>yfw you see that angle on Sunday

>>77780766
>There's no reason to start a steroid cycle on the day of the fight
But nobody is saying that he took it the day of the fight, its just you conspirecy idiots saying this
The only reason you say stupid shit like this is because you dont really understand how testing is done
Jon Jones was tested 10 times, on the last one he pissed hot
You retards assume USADA is testing for the same thing and using the same tests all 10 times.... This is Incorrect
In the 10th test he was flagged for, they tested his sytem for old type , no longer commonly used steroids
In the 9 tests before this they did not test for that, now they will retest that piss using the same method as the did on the 10th test that was flagged, and they will probably find that Jon was on it all camp, they did just not test for it the first 9 times

t.former tested athlete

>>77782250
At least Woodley v Colby would be filled with action.

It'd be boring action, but action none-the-less.

When's the last time Maia faced a decorated wrestler with a smothering top game?

>>77781009
yes desu. I used to hate mayweather but next to mcgregor he somehow manages to become likable

I swear Mayweather isn't even worried about this fight

>>77782273
this guy is right.

This is what I mean about /heem/ being filled with uninformed newfags to the sport; they don't even know how tests are done.

>>77782273
>>77782296
these lads are good young men and they are correct

we live in a retarded world where people think every person that specializes in something is a magic wizard. usada can't test for every single thing every single time, they would have to take a pint of blood from you lol

>>77782296
How the hell do you think the 189er and 202er meme started mate

>>77782156

Come to UTC birmingham tell themn Leon sent you

I'll fold you up if you want

>>77782293

The primary method for Mayweather increasing his payout from PPV buys is to convince as many people as possible that the fight will be more competitive than it really will be.

The number one thing that hurts PPV buys is people believing that it won't be competitive. Floyd remedies this by convincing as many people as possible that he is both underestimating his opponent and also not training enough regardless.


WOLF TICKETS

HE'S SELLIN YOU ALL WOLF TICKETS AND YOU'RE BUYIN EM

what does heem stand for?

>>77782320
for sure since strikeforce my dude

Any here unironically paying for the fight?

come on out yourselfs

>>77782324
Anon I know this

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>>77780757
She Brazilian-American. Pic related is how her father looks like

>>77782341
£20 isn't bad
$100 is insane

>>77782344
She's white compared to her dad

>>77782341
I'm going to the pub if I can find one open, it'll be at like 9am my time.

>>77782324

he doesn't even have to try this time, Conor (and Paulie) are doing the heavy lifting

>>77782353
its not 9 am u scrub

>>77782177
>six zeros

>>77782296
>>77782312
Wow... i was expecting all my replys to be
>Hurr durr... you idiot, Jon Jones wuz set up n sheeit
Refreshing to see at least two people understanding this shit on /heem/

Think MayMac Embedded has broken highest numbers for UFC

>>77782365
True. If you go look at their IG pages, Conor is posting almost every day, multiple times per day, hyping up the fight and showing how "confident" he is. If you look at Floyd's page it's just ads over and over for his strip club

>>77782384
nobody on /heem/ has been saying that

>>77782405
if you look at the Mac Life youtube channel, all of the behind the scenes videos are sponsored by Betsafe, the only website offering +5000 on McGregor

>>77782273
Hurr durr... you idiot, Jon Jones wuz set up n sheeit

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Can we take a moment to appreciate USADA?

Is this really going to break PPV records?
Is it a flop if it doesn't?

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Jones’ manager, Malki Kawa is fully backing his friend and client and spoke on a special edition of The MMA Hour on Wednesday to talk about the situation. Kawa confirmed that Jones tested positive for Turinabol, which was originally reported by TMZ on Tuesday.

>“I can almost bet my life on it that this is another tainted supplement,” Kawa said.

>“You’ve got to just take a look at the testing and how this thing went down. Jon passed two (random, out-of-competition) tests, July 6th and July 7th, … and in passing those two tests, they test for all of that stuff we failed for. So therefore, you’re talking about from the day he passed that test until the day before the fight, he would’ve had to have ingested something that would’ve caused this test to come out positive.

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>>77782473


>“The problem that we’re having with that is that he passes all of the random tests, but then the one test that we know about, the one that we for sure know about, is the one that we fail? So, something here is not sitting right. I’m assuming it’s the supplements we took. We just obviously got to get to work on it, see what was taken that month, that three-week period, that week of the fight, and figure it out from there.”

>“This time he was being perfect and double-checking everything to [prevent] something like this from happening to him. It’s unbelievable, it’s unreal, and we’re all pretty much shocked. We’re all shocked and devastated.”
>“The UFC knows. They look at his tests on the 6th and the 7th, and he passed both of those, there’s nothing in his system,” said Kawa. “So for him to start doing steroids, especially the steroid they’re saying he took, he would’ve had to have been doing that steroid for awhile for it to actually do anything. He just took it to take it? I mean, to me, there’s a lot of issues with this. That’s why I just wish … they would change the way they released information, absolutely, because I think that if the B sample comes back negative, then this man just got crushed again for no reason.”

>>77782408
most /heem/ posters just go on about some podcast guy and routinely show how clueless they are about MMA outside of leprechaun man and Reebok Fighting Championships. And even with that stuff they're uninformed and idiotic.

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>>77782478
>because I think that if the B sample comes back negative

When's the next Believe You Me?

>>77782491
>And even with that stuff they're uninformed and idiotic.
you have to keep in mind that some of the regulars here are literally retarded

they are mentally handicapped individuals

>>77780858
That was surprisingly good to watch

if floyd loses there will be a trilogy

would floyd take an L for 600m?

>>77782491
you're on 4chan nigger

>>77782495
today

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>>77782506
Can't be a trilogy if conor wins both fights