Champions League group draw

>>77776527
It's tomorrow???

>>77776550
Yep, 14 hours from now

>>77776568
Also this is the first time I'm getting into football and the first time watching football. And I don't know which team to go for.

This draw makes for good group stage games though

shakhtar is shit now

Inb4 Halal Madrid, Porto, Basel, Qarabag

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>Group D and G tho

>>77776625

As long as you root for the bad guy, Real Madrid, it's fine. You can choose anyone else but them

>>77777598
How can you draw teams like that?

>>77776625
Don't go for Real, Barcelona, P$G, or Chelsea and you're fine. Those teams are the ultimate assholes of football.

>>77778035
>>77778435
I've decided to go for Liverpool

Bumping because I'm excited to get into my first champions league

>>77778639
Good choice

>>77776527
Maximum SVINOYOB:
Spartak
Barcelona
Napoli
Sporting

>>77778639
>liverslip
>>96

I don't think that group 2 is much better. I prefer the new seeding because it increases the chance for games between top teams in the groups.
Yeah, they also means more one sided groups, but you can not watch those.

>>77778639
Oh my, hang on in there son, you're in for a wild ride

>>77778639
>I've decided to go for Liverpool
top zozzle
>I've decided I never want to watch my team win the league

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>>77778639
Good choice friend

>>77776625
If you're being serious, you don't have to "go" for any team. It's embarrassing watching American's arbitrarily pick a European team. You can enjoy it for the spectacle. The most entertaining match up in recent CL football was Bayern-Juventus, and I say that as someone who didn't care who won.

Real Madrid = Halal Madrid
Barcelona = Farça / UEFAlona
Manchester Uniterd = Manure
Manchester City = $hitty
Chelsea = Chelski
Liverpool = Sliperpool
PSG = P$G / QSG
Bayern = Buyern
Juventus = Jewve

any team I forgot?

>>77780986
bayern is gayern desu, their ultras wave lgbt flags

>>77780986
Pathetico Madrid

>>77777598
>group G
RIP spurs

>>77778639
the absolute madman. enjoy mr bones wild ride

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11661/7590220/Moyes-UEFA-hot-balls-cost-us

was it a conspracy lads?

>>77776625
Pick a team based on the colors of their uniform, that's what everyone does

>>77777777

>>77781029
JUST

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Wow a group Celtic could actually survive, what a sight.

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>>77778639

How many bongs left

>>77778639
famous last words

Liverpool are in the CL? Neat!

Any fellow Arsenal bros pumped for this? Can't wait to see who we get!

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>>77781138
thank you based oldest ally

Why do Liverpool and their fans feel so entitled to be in the CL when they've mounted 2 serious title challenges in the last decade?

last time someone did analysis on the odds of the draw . anything like that again?

see if it's if it's benfica, barcelona, basel, celtic. I'll fucking top myself

>>77781062
Celtic would lose all of those away games and would lose to PSG at home. They wouldn't survive.

>>77781234
only thing that makes them relevant is CL
>signing better players

>>77781029
/sp/ is the worst for gets.

how the fuck are spartak, shakhtar and benfica in pot 1?

>>77781261
Unless it's on another board

i remember when celtic were in pot 3.

you know it's a tournament that rewards mediocrity ahead of victories when teams are better off getting a good run in the rueopa league than taking part in the top competition

>>77781262
They won their league.

>>77781281
it's supposed to be weighted by the quality of the leagues and nations. their leagues and coub

>>77781262
League winners of Europe's top 8 leagues. How many times does this need to be explained. UEFA changed the seeding process a few years ago. Leicester were in Pot 1 last season.

>>77781281
their leagues and countries are average at best


nah it's because "teams are better off getting a good run in the europa league than taking part in the top competitio"n or being champions of their home league

>>77781297
how is ukraine one of the top 8 leagues

>>77778639
>>96

>>77776527
Huh, am I right in saying that England now has more teams in the CL than any other country?

>inb4 none of them make it into the round of 16

>>77781318
6

Juventus
Dortmund
Liverpool
Leipzig
That is the most fun group I can think of desu

Bayern
Atletico
Tottenham
Sporting
Probably the most balanced group

>>77781339
>two german clubs together
tard

>>77781301
>>77781291
They changed it last season.
If there is something wrong then it's the UEFA coefficent's fault.

>>77781310
They are 8th, only there because Real won both CL and Liga.

i can't tell what the best and worst group combinations would be because i don't feel the seeding system reflects the quality of the sides just their recent history

Leipzig are still strong like thye were last year?

>>77781339
>Dortmund
>Leipzig

>>77781339
>balanced

for you

praying for a 3rd place this year, fuck these pots

>>77781342
Actually thought it was that Polish club Legia warsaw for some reason. There's no real fun teams to watch in th 4th pot, maybe celtic since brenny can't set up a defense for shit

We just need the return of Milan, Inter and Deportivo and the Champions League is back to being perfect.

>>77781372
Leipzig are decent.

>>77781373
We need a groupstage at the Ro16 for it to be perfect.

what time is the draw

>>77781388
5

>>77781388
1am JST

>>77781378
Think they'll just be like the typical shit in europe german team desu

>>77781385
why

>>77781398
Second group stage was fun

>>77781398
Lots of big teams in the same group.

>>77781417
group stages only imo

8 groups, down to 4 groups
down to 2 groups, down to a final group

>>77776527

>i only want 1 strong team in each group to make sure the group stage will be a snoozefest

what is your problem, la?

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>>77781398
This is why.

>>77776527
How will Mandril rig it?

>you now remember teams like Nantes, Boavista, Sparta Prague, Panathinaikos and Sturm Graz being in the second group stage

>>77781455
>Boavista
got absolutely jewed by the Poortuguese league

>>77781428
Needs a final, IMO. Last 8 should be 2 groups then there should be semi-finals and the showpiece event at Wembley, not Olympiastadion or the AA.

how is spartak moscow in pot 1 but the team that finished 2nd is only pot 4 . shouldn't CSKA be in pot 2?

>>77781480
No they shouldn't.

>Well Done Baku

>>77781484
yes they should . since they decided to weight it by league instead of club

>>77781499
I mean, that would also be cool, especially now that """big""" nations get 4 spots flat.

>>77776625
What team do you root for in the US ? (NFL/NBA/MLB/MLS/NHL)

>>77781445
don't see what you're on about

the only teams i know are qarabag and maribor from the qualifiers lol sad state of affairs baka

>>77781499
Pot 1 is where the league winners go. The other pots are decided by coefficient points.

>>77781504
the league thing is just a population game so the biggest countries bring their audiences to the sponsors

bloody bankers bonuses

>>77781508
Don't you see the quality of those groups?

>>77781523
but there are league winners in the other pots

>>77781537
Yes but it's not-so-relevant leagues and a pot with the other winners would be way weaker than any other.

Pot with only league winners
>Nicosia
>Basel
>Garabag
>Feyenoord
>Maribor
>Olympiakos
>Celtic
>Anderlecht

Weaker teams who did not win a league
>CSKA
>Lepizig
>Sevilla
>Liverpool
>Roma
>Sporting
>Napoli
>Porto

>>77781573
should mix them about then.

you could get real madrid or nicosia . bring real luck of the draw into it

>>77781582
you have 17 league champions (plus the C1 champion), how can you make only one pot with all those teams ?

>>77781615
make more than 1 pot, thicko

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Please not Dortmund, they'd be after us so hard after we meme'd them in the Europa League, plus thanks to Kloppo they're eternal bro tier.

Some scary potential groups there for us

>Bayern, Atletico, Liverpool, Celtic
>Real, PSG, Liverpool, Leipzig

I guess Porto are the "easy" draw from pot 2, but still not easy. Wouldn't mind another crack at Sevilla

>Spartak, Porto, Liverpool, Maribor

That would be nice, especially since we got the hardest draw in the last round

>>77781632
>That would be nice, especially since we got the hardest draw in the last round
You didn't draw Basaksehir.

The only certainties in this are that Celtic will draw Barcelona, and Chelsea will get the weakest draw.

literally bookmark this post.

also >>77777777

>>77781537
>>77781582
Retarded.

>>77781691
>chelsea will never not get a babby draw

i wonder how much abramovic pays uefa

>>77778639
pathetic gloryhunting plastic cunt

>>77781731
You're hard

>>77781731
You're hard

>>77781508
>>77781398
>he's too young to remember the double groupstages

genuinely embarrassing. fuck off underager

>>77781731
Woah lads check out the hardman

look how hard he is

>>77781710
even when people make random draws like>>77777598 >>77781062 they still get the easiest ones. it's a force of nature

>>77781731
>you will never be this hard on the internet

Why live?

The amount of people that just went OHH YOU'RE HARD proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.

>>77781741
>>77781757
>>77781771
>>77781781
>>77781793
Actually cancer.

>>77781617
It will be almost exactly the same as now

>>77781799
so you think you're a bigshot then mate, eh?

>>77781799
Actually hard.

>>77781799
t. David 'can't handle the banter' Davis

>>77781799
Look out boys weve got a badass over here

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literally trembling lads
i just have the feeling >we'll get absolutely fucked by the draw

something like Real-PSG-Roma-Leipzig

What are some of UEFA's trends when it comes to rigging the group stage?

>>77781842
someones gonna get fucked, there are like 4 good teams in pot 3.

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>"yeah Porto, Basel, Qarabag please"

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>>77781842
>Riomma
>Supermercato
Prendine due

>>77781842
waluigi if you could sign one player from serie a who isnt at juve who would you buy

>>77781848
chel$ea always get the easiest group

arsenal always draw bayern

>>77781861
Berardi

>>77781858
bad flag

>>77781853
yeah one or two groups of death are certain

>>77781861
any role? Donnarumma or Diawara
both have GOAT potential

https://draw.inker.fun/#/cl/gs

Draw your own groups

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Feels nice to be back in the CL again and actually looking forward to the draw :)

>>77781848
chelsea and real get easy groups
city generally gets fucked
arse-bayern although this won't be a thing
>bayern finishes third in their group and arse 2nd in theirs and are drawn in the EL RO32

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>>77781941
>those groups of death

>>77781943
bad club

>>77781848
Chelsea easiest group
Greek and Turkish teams always get an English team
Bayern and Arsenal together
Celtic and Barca together

quick someone tell me the hardest and """easiest""" groups from celtic's perspective

i lost track of where all these teams were at when i quit playing FM

>still 4 hours

fucks sake why is it on so late this time

>>77781978
Coordinating it with the draw for the carabaoaoao cup

>>77781959
Would really like this desu

>>77781892
>diawara
>poogba
>naby keita
>all from guinea

>could have been the GOAT midfield but pogba betrayed them

anyone else a bit depressed by the wealth inequality evident now?
feels like there's an enormous gulf among CL clubs now

where there was clubs like >>77781455 to fill the gap we now have tough competition let's say beweet 1/2 tier clubs and tough competition between 3/4 tier clubs but when you mix and match those 2 groups you just get stupid scorelines 7-0 and stuff

UEFA has the same problem as most governments in the world . even if it does something to enable lesser sides, you find richer sides are in a better position to take advantage of it or they can't do anything to help improve poorer sides without doing to the same to appease better sides meaning the gap remains or gets worse

afaik americans are much better at creating equality in their sports because they protect the merits of the leagues ahead of the expansion of the clubs . we need to be more like them desu

>>77781848
getting Real into the same group with Dortmund where they get rekt and finish 2nd.

>>77781967
hardest Real, PSG, Spurs
easiest Spartak/Shakhtar, Porto, Basel/Olympiakos/Anderlecht

>>77782028
the cl money isnt even as much as the PL money. i bet championship fans feel even worse about it, gap vs top half championship and PL bottom half gets bigger every year

then again every team in the championship is owned by a billionaire so the money is meaningless

>>77782012
>diawara

he's betraying them as well

>>77782028
thats what the EL is for

to be fair its been this way since the 90s, go look at the winners since 1990. pretty much the same old guys with a couple em

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>>77781941
>That preview of what will be the CL final in Group H
>the Dutch press would unironically think that Feyenoord stands a chance of making it through to the next stage of the CL

>>77782077
how much time left before it starts?

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>>77776625
Dortmund

Where can we watch this shit then?

>>77782084
4 bongs

>>77782077
Boring af outside of D and F.

>>77782089
Uefa site, Eurosport also broadcasts it here. Don't know about you lot though, maybe on BT sport

scottish and english teams shouldn't be allowed to play each other. we're both from the same country

>>77782028
One solution would be to decrease the gap between CL and EL prize money. Not only would it help lesser teams match the income of bigger ones, but it would make EL a more valid competition since clubs from England, Italy and Germany would take it more seriously.

There are also a ton of small leagues where only one team gets to play in the CL every season (Celtic, Olympiakos, Basel, etc). Those teams dominate the league on that CL money alone creating a vicious cycle where no other team can get a breakthrough while they also get progressively weaker themselves since there is no competition in their league. Lowering the CL money while increasing the EL money would help fix that too.

Too bad that in the era of social media, the CL must be marketed as the biggest sports spectacle of the year while the EL has turned completely into a mickey mouse cup where only the final matters.

>>77782103
It's about leagues, not countries m8

pretty sure uefa use scottish clubs as a metric . when scottish clubs do well they know their competition has gone awry so they change it to demote us all

>>77782091
thanks, maybe I should go back to sleep

>>77782110
there should be a british league 2bh

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want to run this like 1000x a minute

>>77782116
are you the king of nicaragua? a millionaire? i didnt know everyone had the internet there

>>77782108
>One solution would be to decrease the gap between CL and EL prize money. Not only would it help lesser teams match the income of bigger ones, but it would make EL a more valid competition since clubs from England, Italy and Germany would take it more seriously.

this is the answer 2bh

>>77782108
smart greek bro

>>77782137
no, just a disgusting NEET living from the savings of the last job I had

>>77777777

i really want to see Leipzig ASS BLAST all the english teams, liverpoop the most. That would make this board go apeshit, based /hurensohn/ bagging a hattrick against Al Raqqa United, and Qatar City

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What does it feel like to watch your club play in the Champions League?

>>77782181
>bundesliga teams not named Bayern Munich

Good joke DeyShawn

How many bongs

>>77782184
Like really bad sex

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>>77782184
I don't know ;_;

>>77782347
why is danish football shit now?

>>77780986
>Barcelona = Farça / UEFAlona

Farça works. UEFAlona is such a try-hard creation. Lung cancer is funnier.

>>77782184
I wish I knew...

I just remembered that >Arselel aren't a part of this draw.
I guess Bayern Munich might not make it through now.

>>77782356
FCK, they have demolished all competition.

I can't even watch my team play anymore, as I'm a student living in Århus, which is 3 hours of public transportation away from Haderslev where SonderJyske is based and where I used to live. The cost of public transportation is immense too.

Hard to find streams and I can't afford paying for the TV channels, as the Superliga rights is displaced on 3 different TV providers, making it more expensive to watch Danish football than watching EPL, La Liga or European matches.

>>77782375
>Bayern finish 3rd in their group
>Draw Arsenal in R32 or R16 of the Europa League anyway
#pottery

>>77782389
I live 1km from Aarhus' stadium, so the one time a year SonderJyske is in Aarhus I'll watch them play here.

>inb4 Celtic get Barcelona

Every time.

>>77782389
>Hard to find streams and I can't afford paying for the TV channels, as the Superliga rights is displaced on 3 different TV providers, making it more expensive to watch Danish football than watching EPL, La Liga or European matches.
That's just ridiculous, I think that we might get better covering of the Danish league then you do, quite sad.

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>>77782419
Apparently I was wrong, one provider has the rights to all matches, but you have to buy their web player too, which is the equivalent of paying for 4 Netflix subscriptions (300kr)

>>77781373
>same teams in the semis every year
>perfect

Right now the CL is the most boring it has been in my 20 years of watching football

>>77782409
it's part of UEfa's strategy to facilitate the breakup of the UK and spain

>>77782389
Do you know anyone/have parents who have a yousee subscription?
You can stream the channels in their cable package.
Probably works for other providers but me and my brother both use our parents' digital sub.

>>77782487
The quality and economical gap has not only pushed Europe over the others confederations but now is acting inside Europe too.

I blame USA, China and the Oil countries.

>>77782551
Yes, I'm using my dad, but he only pays for the small package + Tv3+ when the F1 season is running, which means I'll miss most CL knockouts. Easy to find streams for those, though.

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>>77782389
>FCK, they have demolished all competition.
What irked me was that some players didn't focus on the football and complained to the referee all the time. When there were 10 minutes to play. And Solbakken signalled desperation from the sidelines when there was still time.

>>77782591
This is about the Qarabag match

>>77781062
>>77782158
>>77782138
>>77782129
>>77782094
Where's this from?

>>77780986
Porto = Poorto
Feyenoord = cockroaches

>>77782607
Lurk more dummy
>>77781941

>>77782583
Oh okay. I'm lucky my parents have the big one. It does piss me off a bit how they spread their stuff over so many channels, but I guess it's a good way to make more money.

>>77782607
https://draw.inker.fun/#/cl/gs

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>>77776527
One Shakhtar, one Sevilla and one Basel pls

>>77776527
>Was the change in seedings a mistake?
No.
Having games like Real Madrid vs PSG in the group stages makes it non-boring.

Barcelona vs Bayer Leverkusen isn't really exciting desu.
We've gone from one or two ties that look sexy to getting it in pretty much every group.

>>77782614
It's cheaper to buy subscriptions to the web players, than it is to have flow-TV.

79kr - Dplay, which is SBS/Discovery/Kanal 5 and onwards
Viaplay Total - 299kr
Tv2play - 129kr

These prices include movies, series and such.

507kr

Yousee's largest package is 559kr

Fuck Flow-TV, I hope it dies a miserable death soon.

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Wew

>>77782769
What's the site for drawing shit?

does it even matter? 6/8 groups will have predetermined qualifiers and the other 2 will be interesting but have "boring teams"

>>77782615
>>77782850
Look

>will be in class during it

Guess it's sit in the back and stream day

>teams from the same country also need to be spread out across the schedule so they’re not overloaded onto one day and absent from another

Can they not adjust the schedule after seeing the draw instead of taking schedule into account when they draw?

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Group D is a meme group.

celtic are getting benfia and barcelona. you know it

where can we watch the draw

can man u draw other english clubs? someone said they can because they qualified as europa league winners not top 4?

>>77783045
No.

>>77781731
Plz no bully. I just wanna see Liverpool win.

>>77782112
>when Scottish clubs do well
Imagine not winning a single group game and saying you've done well. Would honestly rather kill myself than be Scottish

>>77781731
>gloryhunter
>glory

Real Madrid, City, Roma, Leipzig

don't pretend this isn't going to happen

Chelsea/Porto/Anderlecht/Maribor onegai

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messi's mother will be angry that he stretched his t-shirt.

>>77783723
He looks like a literal hobo

>>77783635
Lel

>>77783723
he must've said "I'm looking for a shirt that will make me look as short as possible"

ronaldo and messi both there

>>77783723
Did he accidentally buy an M size shirt?

>>77782184

feels like when you talk to that Mexican girl on Tinder for a long time and you're pretty excited to meet her and then you finally meet up and that picture was from 3 years ago and she's a fat goblin now but you still fuck her anyways and go on your merry way

Arsenal fan btw

hate that sporting made it, they just qualified to ge ttheir annual 2-9 agg r16 thumping

>>77777522
Bartha cuck detected

>>77783800
They'll be pretty lucky to get out of any potential groups

>>77783723
I want to ride in a luxury helicopter so bad. The irony is that it would cost less to charter a long flight than the medical bills from a short hop in an air ambulance.

Which pot are arsenal in lads?

>>77783915
arf

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T H I C C C

Where are you man watchin this ting, man needs a good stream becos most have bare lag init

>>77783959
http://www.rtp.pt/play/direto/rtp1

Perfect quality, its in portuguese tho

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Just failed my pharmacy test lads. Make me feel better with anything.

As long as Feyenoord doesn't get in the same poule as Tottenham everything will be ok. Otherwise expect a torn down Wembley

What is /sp/ up to while waiting? Getting some PES action for max comfiness.

>>77783957
John Terry has let himself go there in the background.

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>Francesco Totti and Andriy Shevchenko will be in charge of the draw, I’m told. Henrik Larsson has also had his photo taken with the trophy, so he may also be involved somehow. Shevchenko is, apparently, the ambassador for the Uefa Champions league final, which will be played in Kyiv on 26 May 2018.

>>77783957
dayumm
do i spot a subtle belly fat roll? hot af

>>77783976
Deciding whether to go to the shop amd get some Dr Pepper

need a stream lads

>>77783976
"studying"

>>77784018

It's fucking free on the UEFA site you moron

>>77783976
Cutting stuff for dinner

BT are so fucking happy to have united in the cl, they're spouting bollocks to praise them

>>77784027
dont be so rude to me

I don't even know you and your being awfully hostile

>>77784044

Sorry m8, just go on uefa.com it'll be up

>>77784027

no it isn't. they just have text updates

http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2018/draws/round=2000881/index.html

>>77784053

It doesn't go up until the actual draw starts, they do it like that every year

>>77784063
fuck off smart ass

Looks like this'll be streaming it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY7XgzmUWwk

>>77784075

I'm not fucking with you, go on the UEFA front page, it says the there draw Livestream starts at 18cet

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I just hope celtic get an awful group

jk they are so shit the easiest group is still impossible for them

LIVE STREAM WHERE
LIVE STREAM WHERE
LIVE STREAM WHERE
LIVE STREAM WHERE

>>77784093

UEFA.com

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swap city and united and you probably get an accurate draw

chelsea even get their easy draw

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must be city's turn for an easy group, right lads?

they surely cant get another awful group..

Just got a text from Barclays thanking me for opening a new account with a link to download their app.

I'm not with Barclays.

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>>77784101
they stream it... for free?

LET'S GO BOIS

>>77784112
last time was easy for them

>>77784118
Download the app then follow the broken-English instructions fully.

>>77784118
Russians la

>>77784127
only because they finally broke their barca bubble

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benfica boipucci desu la

can someone tell me why Celtic deserve CL football every year because their stadium is loud?

>>77784101
Where on UEFA.com? I can't find it

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For all you goddamn mouth breathing retards asking for a steam. UEFA.com does it for free every year. Pic related is from front page

>>77784145
Because they got through 3 Qualifying rounds

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Remember UEFA, just like we agreed.

Anyone got a good stream for this? Can't find one anywhere

>>77784076
big lack of TSUUUUUUU in this chat

no

>>77784148

See

>>77784151

>>77784148
i doubt they have video livestream, maybe its just gonna be text live stream

>>77784139
they're one of the richest clubs now. every group is easy for them. you must be thinking of old city

When exactly does the draw start?
I'm pretty sure they're gonna do some nonsense first amirite?

>>77784164
http://news.sportbox.ru/Vidy_sporta/Futbol/Liga_Chempionov/spbvideo_NI771094_translation_Liga_chempionov_Zherebjevka_gruppovogo_etapa
https://matchtv.ru/on-air

>>77784164

See

>>77784151

>>77784144
she is nice

>>77784185
>.ru
thanks but can't risk viruses on my work laptop

>>77784184
Yeah, not-Ranieri is going to tell us all about how great everyone and everything is

how much preamble are we in for?

i know messi is getting annual dick sucking

>>77784177
it's not about being able to qualify, it's about having to play first teamers every midweek

hard groups fuck you domestically

>>77784157
that's not what people say though. I keep hearing how Celtic belong in the CL because they are loud. Nothing to do with going through qualifying

people said the same when they got knocked out and put into EL

cant wait for the dancing pre draw

>>77783957
who dis?

>>77784204
maybe they should get fit

>have to listen to autistic europeans mumble in broken english for 30 minutes and endure the comments they make while picking the balls

JUST

>>77784201
the award ceremony is after the draw
i'd say it's gonna be about half an hour of wanking around before the draw actually starts

>>77784151
Where on their website? I just get a big picture of some guy signing shirts

YouTube link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY7XgzmUWwk

id say atleast 25mins of fannying around

>>77784206
Maybe they'd rather have a team they have heard of unlike some team called carrier bag from asia

What's the American sports equivalent of the Champions League anthem?

>>77784192
>brainwashed little reddit gnome

>>77784219
broken english is better than british english desu

>>77784219

>Europeans

Kek you wish, it'll be Africans

>>77784215
Lieke Martens, won us the Wome's Euro's

name a famous player they'll have I say rudd van nistelrooy

>>77784219
not the time or place to discuss your friday nights m8

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Good luck to all the teams!

give me one good reason why spurs shouldn't be in pot 4

Official stream:

http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2018/draws/round=2000881/index.html

http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2018/draws/round=2000881/index.html

http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2018/draws/round=2000881/index.html

http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2018/draws/round=2000881/index.html

>>77784227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZKX-cf_p90

>>77784238
Totti

Anyone know if there's a way to stream this?

i want to fuck the poo in loo

>>77784227
It ain't me

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>nigger hoe being the host

inb4 they bring out some old fuck to open the balls, and he struggles, and it's painful to watch.

POT A TIER LIST

AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE TIER
Madrid
Juve
Bayern

FUCK TIER
Chelsea

IM OK WITH THIS TIER
benfica
monaco

FUCK YES TIER
spartak
waxtap

Pot B
AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE TIER
atleti
psg
barca

FUCK TIER
man city
dortmund

IM OK WITH THIS TIER
man united
dortmund
porto
sevilla

nobody anyone wants to face here really. might even be harder than pot A

POT C
AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE TIER
liverpool
roma
spurs
napoli

FUCK YES TIER
olympiacos
besiktas
basel
anderlecht

POT D
AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE TIER
energy drink

FUCK TIER
CSKA
sporting cp
feyenoord
leltic

FUCK YES TIER
maribor
qarabag
apoel

>>77784238
chevychensky

>Old gypsie
Where are my anime girls, sp?

POST ENGLISH LINK

How long until it starts?

>women player of the year

who cares

Why is there pajeet

Official stream:

http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2018/draws/round=2000881/index.html

http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2018/draws/round=2000881/index.html

http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2018/draws/round=2000881/index.html

http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2018/draws/round=2000881/index.html

____

The presentators look like they just walked out of a porn set.

uefa.com stream is about a minute late than the one i have on the tv, just saying for you guys

>>77784300
we know, they're winding you up you mong

>>77784300
english or french?

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>>77784278
>spurs
>avoid like the plague

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>>77784239

>watching the draw for Realwinslol

THIS SEASON IS A COMPLETE WRITE OFF FOR SPURS

Time for some riggy diggy

>>77784312

Turkish, you should be good

>>77784300
their fullscreen is completely fucked

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>77784293

Uefa is shit. Stream on YT or at least allow us to open the video in another tab.

who /muted/ here

cant stand listening to these mouth breathers try to act normal

always a cringefest

uefa pres. sat next to perez

Just get straight to the point already, who'd care about this

>awards

fuck off

give me a (You) when they start the draw

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>>77784281
Ask and you'll be served anon.