/heem/

who is your select ufc woman's mixed martial arts fighter? choose only one.

fuck dude i'm only 1 inch taller than marc raimondi

Coral Springs is a homosexual

>>77774937
this is Coral Springs pretending again, he needs attention

>>77774937
You wish
>>77774952
Get the /int/ extension, I promise you this guy is just obsessed with me.

>Ariel gets triggered at the very mention of the phrase "fake news"

holy fuck i'm trying to like this guy but it's impossible

JJ is still the champion and the goat and yesterday's news doesn't change that.

Also I can't wait for her fightnwith Rose!

>>77774936
There's no way Raimondi is taller than 5' 4''
I've met him, he's pulling your leg

>>77774976
zurich
lucerne
geneva

that's all i got

Remember when people legitimately argued that Rousey would beat Mighty Mouse

>>77774976
coral springs

>>77774936
Ain't nothing wrong with that unless you want there to be.

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>mandatory schaubpost

>>77774976
Geneva
Zurich

thats it

>>77774993
having a trip automatically puts you ahead of Coral Springs, Spain and the scatspammer as the worst poster here

>>77774976
Bern
Zurich
Geneva
Lucerne
Basel

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>maia gonna expose the biggest tryhard faggot in ufc
MAIA IS STILL MY BOY!!!!

>>77775001
How bad do you want that to be me?

>>77774976
Lucern
Zurich
Bern
Basel
Lugano

And I've been to all of them as well.

>>77775025
it isn't you, it's Coral Springs and Brendan Schaub

>>77775012
I appreciate that senpai.

>>77774898
Why does Artem take such a good punch while his head is Conor's boxing bag?

Imagine how much you would improve if you could have advanced training bag like Artem, who could take endless punishment and still entertain your reflexes yet never being too clever to hurt you.

>>77775036
fuck off sincerely fucking kill yourself

>>77774902
Joanna

>>77775065
back up dud

WHEN I SAY HARD WORK, YOU SAY "...."

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>le orc
>wonderboi
>th-this time
>maiavidal
>maia
>m-masvidal
learn. to. love. it.

>>77775062
Artem has a massive skull

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>>77775065
Bet you dont want to scrap tho

>>77774976

geneva
zurich
lausanne
berne
basel

>break oral springs
>he breaks out his racism folder

so predictable

>>77774976
literally can't name one
nice proxy by the way

>>77775095
>black star
jesus fucking christ
Literally filtered.

>>77775112
Atleast you aren't slandering a man's wife and his toddler son, you still need help, but I can live with you disparaging me if you leave them alone.

does cormier get his win money?

>>77775140
I don't need to do that, your pathetic enough on your own.

>>77775152
>your

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of shit https://twitter.com/ClaudiaGadelha_/status/900376704773832704

>>77775152
You can even spell my man, I'd throw in English classes with the mental health appointment. Schaub bless

>>77774976
Hafnarfjörður
Þorlákshöfn
Sandnessjoen
Malmö
's-Hertogenbosch

literally all of the top of my head.

>>77775145
he also gets jon jones win money

>>77775152
>>77775140
>>77775181

>the state of this tryhard

>>77775180
>orgasm regularly
what did she mean by this

>>77775180
I want to cum on her tummy

>>77775181
you need to step out of the closet bud

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>>77775180
>>77775201
>brown pride
What did the white lady mean by this?

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>>77775180
what did she mean by this? In whatever the case may be, my underwears is ready man.

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>>77775201
Devastation

imagine breaking oral spring so badly that he has to resort to impersonating you with his pass

every single day, goof

>>77775223
I honestly have no idea what you're talking about you sick pissant.

>>77775214
you can keep thinking I'm a homosexual, not that anything is wrong with that, if that makes you lay off of a man's family.

>>77775252
>>77775279
This is the same person talking to himself trying to get me banned.

I'll leave you guys alone, I'm not going to miss fight weekend.

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*Takes your championship title*

>>77775295
>couldn't beat hendricks
>going to beat the bigger stronger ping

>>77775180
I want to date her in a cyberpunk bar

>>77775279
I dont go on reddit if that's what your asking, I only post here.

>>77775291
Stop it you psychopath

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>>77775291

>>77775291
will a mod please ban this fucking manchild

>>77775291
ban this schitzo please

>>77775291
Why not just leave your 4chan pass sprite on? You've got such a problem with people impersonating you but literally have no common sense about it.

>>77775351
Because I am anti-tripcode and want to remain anonymous like I do with most of my posts.

>>77775342
>>77775348
>2 posts calling for the same thing 45 seconds apart
really makes you think

>>77775360
>t. mandrama SJW cuck NEET
just so we are perfectly clear

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literally 90001 hours in paint 2bh lads

>>77775377
None of those labels are true.

>>77775366
really makes you think they are right

>>77775378
top kek

>>77774976
st gallen

>>77775360
Dude.
The entire reason why people fuck with you is because we know who you are anyway.
You are not anonymous, and that's from you doxing yourself.
I keep trying understand your motives but they honestly make no sense coming from a sane person.
You're a loon.

>>77775392
why lie? you've already accepted your life as a cuck

>>77775421
lol

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>>77775378
Adorable, saved.

>>77775360
>I want to be le anonymous
>avatarfags
KYS

>>77775378
Nice.

>>77775408
Who are you to say I'm a loon and you're sane? I don't have motives at all, I just watch MMA and like to talk about it. MMA is my only bridge to the normies.
>>77775431
I don't avatar at all whatsoever.

>>77775392
would fudgepacker be a more accurate assessment?

>>77775378
based

>>77775438
Will a mod full range ban coral springs florida? Thanks.

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>>77775378
quality post laddy

so is DC virtually undefeated now

>>77775475
no he got demolished by jon jones twice

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>>77775378

>>77775429
Post that picture of DC landing a hay maker on Jones' face.

>>77775475
If rich franklin didnt fight steroid users he would be 29-0

>>77775491
here ya go

>>77775569
You big willy.
I've seen it before but can't find it on my own

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I could heem anyone even if they're on horse steroids

>>77775515
>the first guy to do mma who was actually super jacked and athletic
>not a roider
You are a dumbass.

>>77775066
good selection. curious to know why no one else is engaging in an actual mma discussion...

>>77775626
Get over yourself

>>77775611
>you are a dumbass
no, he is "BLACK STAR"
just imagine.

>>77775646
fuck off before I heem you and everyone in this damn thread

>>77775611
franklin was all natural. He had no time to do roids in between teaching math classes

>>77775665
>a tripfag on /heem/
literally worse than faggot springs

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>>77775596
>NO KNOWN WEAKNESSES

>>77775596
Is it gay to want to have sex with Vitor? He looked better with long hair though. No homo ofc

How do you guys feel about the legacy of Fedor?

>>77775690
bruce lee tier unronically

>>77775665
What does blackstar mean? Reference to Bowie? Or Mos Def?

>>77775690
Destroyed by Werdum

>>77775698
Marcus Garvey

>>77775723
filtered.

>>77775690
The biggest meme in history

>>77775723
Why do you feel the need to have a name attached to yourself on an anonymous beruvian basket weaving forum?

i think /box/ is taking most of the casuals coming in for MayMac. This is good right?

>>77775751
I don't. I just have been doing it so long it feels unnatural not to.

>>77775751
stop replying to him he'll be forced to have a discussion with himself eventually

>>77775769
Yeah because that sure stops the other lunatics who post on /heem/.

Even if Conor's side comes out to $100,000,000, which is doubtful because a lot of that is no doubt coming from back-end points (meaning he's likely not to see money from that for a long time if ever, google: Hollywood, back-end points, not getting paid), he has to pay out:

10% to publicist
10-15% to manager
10% to agent
$300-$500,000 for camp, pre-fight medical, travel (probably more for a fight this big, that includes a multi-city PR tour)
and
$121,505.25 (lump sum; income tax)
PLUS
39.6% of the income over $418,400 (income tax)

And... the $100,000,000 shows up as about

>$14,000,000

in your bank account.

Still alright money.

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>>77775704
Werdum is an odd one. He beats the best heavyweights of all time, but loses to lesser fighters. It's like rock paper scissors if you think about him, Cain and JDS.
Werdum>Cain
Cain>JDS
JDS>Werdum

>>77775766
That what you tell yourself?

>>77775762
Just want to see /heem/ get BTFO twice in one week. First Jones and then McGregor.

>>77774976
Sweden City
Swissadelphia
Sweattle

That's all I got.

>>77775769
see coral springs

>>77775686
looked better with short hair and also youre a faggot

>>77775788
>endorsing tripfaggotry
dropped

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>>77775801
you literally have that saved in a notepad dont you?

The more I think about it. The more Mcgregor is going to beat Mayweather.

There is no way that Mayweather can account for the weird mma angles

>Hey Conor, I want your balls

What did Paulie mean by this?

>>77775837
Kill yourself calendarnigger.

>>77775801
The cast was die when White vetoed the idea of Rousey boxing. Therefore it could never be mistaken as a plausible fight

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*bows and nods respectfully towards you*

>>77775871
A true martial artist!

>>77774967
It is a stupid buzz word...

>>77775888
who are you again?

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>>77775804
>Rock Notorious Glass Cannon Overeem
>Take him down
Fuck Werdum that point fighting faggot
Stipe>All

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>>77775837
If I can educate just one of you about the expenses a pro athlete faces, it'll be a victory, for some reason.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13774997

http://www.strawpoll.me/13774997

http://www.strawpoll.me/13774997

Fuck Jon Jones.

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What went wrong?

>>77775888
picksnigger where are the may-mac picks?

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>>77775910
I love Stipe dude, but never get indignant when it comes to heavyweights. The next guy Stipe fights could very well end his streak and send his chin to the graveyard.

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>>77775931
This man

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>>77775910
Stipe tapped, Reem is the goat

>>77775939
Hey man stipe is tied for most UFC HW title defenses

>>77775961
Love how his chest tattoo gets white bois absolutely seething.

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Hate to ruin the circlejerk but does anyone know which countries can buy Conor vs Floyd on fightpass and which country is the cheapest?

Why isn't Reem fighting Ngannou already

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>>77775910
>>77775961
>>77776003
Who wins?

>>77776040
Try India

>>77776034
grow up

>>77776051
I honestly think cormier beats everyone not named jon jones

>>77776087
Cormier wouldn't fight his buddy

are Mauro and Schlobs on the commentary team for the fight?

i think mcgregor has a good shot after hearing schaublz anlayist

>>77776105
seriously grow up

>>77776105
Grow up kid.

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picks get goofed by the fighter they picked. thoughts?

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>>77776105
Cain is an honorary white man
Get memed on, creep.

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Lads I'm kind of new to this sport.
What's the difference between "Main Card" and prelims?

Do they take place in the same arena?
Why are they broadcast on different channels?
Are prelims generally for rookies/shit fighters?

>>77776140
>>77776112
Hey that's not nice. This my unique online identity.

>>77776105
I prefer latina hookers because of the low price.

>>77776144
fuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkingggggggggggggggggggggggggg neck yourself you friendless spastic

>>77776077
>$34.95

Fuck that, I'm only paying if it's <£10 2bh

>>77776144
Make the hair more ginger

>>77776160
Yes
Money
Low ranked/unranked fighters

>>77776160
Main Card is fights exclusive to people who bought the PPV. The rest are unimportant fights before the main card.

Where does Schaub's career go from this point forward?

>>77776176
You're playing the game, pal. Not sure what else to tell you.

>>77776144
Where's the facial hair on floyd

Get yourself together man

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>>77775967
This x1000

>>77776194
>>77776205
Is it common for people to give a shit about the prelims or do normies only watch the main card?

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Will he ever fight again?

>>77776251
Get a grip. He had the courage to step in there with a steroid abuser. What have you done with your life?

>>77776144
Isn't Conor's hair reddish blonde?

>>77774976
basel bern
lucerne geneva zurich

boo ya!

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>>77776259
KHALABIB?

>>77776286
t. faggot

>>77775306
>>couldn't beat hendricks
you need to go watch that fight again, but with the sound off so you don't heard Rogan. It was an absoutely even fight, and you don't win a belt with a draw.

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Did you remember to say happy birthday?

>>77776280
Posted a gif to get (you) to respond

>>77776146
le56percentfaec.jpg

>>77776259
Conor in Russia

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>>77776240
wew, she's got a yuge forehead like gus's wife

>>77776231
I read that it was $5 in Denmark but the stupid ass got the wrong currency. I figure it's probably going to be ~$35 everywhere but it doesn't hurt to dig a little

>>77776325
I never watch it with rogan.

Hendricks absolutely mauled GSP. I have no idea how GSP walked away with the win.

>>77776330
Happy birthday loser

Least favorite hook nose in MMA?

>>77776322
you only got Minnesota, eh?

>>77776347
2,3,5 gsp

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What's the best 4chan /heem/ fighter in history?

>>77776376
are you sure this isn't diaz mcgregor 2?

>>77776394
lithuanian sperg

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>>77776330

>>77776402
>giving Nate the second round

Howling

Who is the ugliest ufc fighter who happens to have a woman body?

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>>77776330
>i'll tape a brick to her cheeks
what did that goof mean by this

>>77776440
struve

>>77776451
Name one woman who has a body like Struve's.

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Who is the richest UFC fighter as of this very second?

>>77776470
Rich Franklin

>>77776465
joanna

>tripcancer everywhere

>>77776376
you didnt watch the fight did you?

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Who is the UFC's biggest draw?

>>77776445
He's taking a dump on her ass then sticking his dick in it and rubbing it all over face

t. not the scat spammer

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lmao docksperg begging for attention after seeing Spainsperg get all those (You)'s

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>>77776402

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>>77776496
Even if I didn't, Zane, Conor, and Dr Wyman agree with me

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>>77776501
goat tripfag

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>>77776445
Just because he's hurt, doesn't mean

>>77776529
sad tbqh, he's very autistic

Who is the UFC's biggest millennial tier fighter?

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What did Claudio mean by this?

>>77775678
https://youtu.be/cNzefvQznwg?t=43s

>>77776599
stolen quote from based god aubrey marcus

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Why do the UFC and Bellator compete against one another instead of uniting?

They're discrediting the sport by keeping talented fighters away from one another.

>one tripfag causes heem to be 30% troll trips

>>77774898
Anybody else think James Gallagher is a poofter? He acts like a college girl on ecstasy during media

>>77776646
usually how it goes

the next step is them becoming their own original trips.

I will move on to the next board by then.

>>77776636
communist detected

>>77776636
Do you want open borders too, Jew boy?

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soothing heeminder to never respond to tripcancer

>>77776636
you ever heard of money?

>>77776646
it's one loser samefagging right now, he NEEDS attention

>>77776676
>>77776683
It's like not letting Real Madrid play Barcelona ever because of jewish profits.
It's evil.

>Maia vs Covington for the October Brazil card
covington is going to get absolutely memed on, maia is way to fucking big and strong for that little boy

>>77776694
he looks like a figure skater

>>77776715
Colby is the future.

what's the free money bet this weekend lads

>>77776713
Bellator is a second rate organization you commie kike

>>77776501
Brock
GSP
McGregor
<<massive power gap>>
Bisping
Lawler
Hunt
Jones
Diaz (either)

>>77776734
>wrestlefucker with pants on head retarded striking and no defense is the future
aight

>>77776741
over 31.5 punches landed by mcgregor

It was even better if you could have caught it at 20 punches. Mayweather is going to carry mcgregor

>>77776715
Colby is an outstanding wrestler and big himself. He will stuff Maia and meme him on the feet if not outright finish him

>>77776752
There are many Bellator fighters who would beat the shit out of UFC champions

>>77776758
stop talking to it

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How often do you guys think clawja orgasms, and who do you think causes them?

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>>77776758
You wish h8r. Colby and Usman are a new breed of wrestle kickboxers

>>77776769
Haven't you heard? Rory and Moose suck now that they're not in the UFC anymore

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Is UFC dead after Dana leaves? He genuinely loves what he does.

>>77776768
Colby is small as fuck, did you even see how tiny he looked next to Stun Gun? He's like 5'10? Maia is 6'2 with a giant block head and he's a former middleweight. Colby will be lost against him.

>>77776756
>Bisp'n
>draw

>Hendo rematch got 290k buys
>Rockhold rematch got 283k

>>77776797
Explain Ryan Bader then

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>>77776752
they shouldn't be, they have a lot more $$$ than the UFC.

They should just double the pay and draw away all of the UFC's best fighters.

>>77776769
>'many

Lol

Their depth is also horrific

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>>77775378

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>>77776808
>yfw he's replaced by a skinny guy called David Goldbergstein who doesn't even know what a UFC is but is just in it purely for the money

>>77776818
And Stun Gun got BTFO. Lanklets fail. Covington will stuff and Maia will huff and puff. Colby is free money

>>77776823
well, imagine how poorly the rest draw, then.

>>77776823
Rockhold rematch was 320k

>>77776877
romero would draw much better than bisping

>>77776863
Maia TKO'd Stun Gun, Colby wrestlefucked him and could barely get him to the ground because he was so big. You kids talked this same shit before the Masvidal fight, you still don't understand how big and physically strong Maia is for welterweight. Colby is gonna get steamrolled.

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>>77776852
Don't say that

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going to /asp/ soon boys so make good friends with airsoft and wrestle nerds

>>77776877
that's still bad. 500k is bare minimum what a draw should get.

Mighty mouse gets like 200k if he is the one carrying a card. So that's the baseline for UFC namebrand

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Why the fuck are Brazilians so overrepresented in MMA?

Is that their national sport now?

It would explain why they've become so shit at football.

>>77776666
>Double Quads
Artem bless

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>>77776942
Brazil is the greatest fighting country
No other country has the high density of talent that Brazil does in MMA

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>>77776942
>invented fighting

>>77776895
Stun Gun had a neck spasm trying to defend a takedown

>you kids talked this same shit before the Masvidal fight
Where the lightweight stuffed almost every takedown and was basically humped to a loss? A guy whose an inferior wrestler to Colby? Colby can definitely lose. Steamrolled? Really no basis for that.

>>77776942
We are superior genetically to every single race.

Mediterranean + african + arab genes literally destroy anyone

>>77776979
Why is that all of the greatest LWs are either Brazilian or half-Brazilian?

1. Rafael Dos Anjos
2. B.J. Penn
3. Benson Henderson
4. Vitor Ribeiro
5. Eddie Alvarez

>>77777042
I'd like to see Colby win just to see him become the ww Chael sonnen. Hopefully he shit talks brazil before the fight

>>77777086
What about native genes and German genes?

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>>77777086
You literally descend from KANGZ

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>Polish infrastructure

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>>77776942
>>77776979
low-paying C-tier sport is their only way out, if they can't compete at soccer

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>>77777104
I think a part of it is because Brazilian fighters just FIGHT. They don't try to score, they try to finish. Whether it be through world-class striking or unparalleled grappling, Brazilian fighters are aiming for the kill.

>>77776942
cuz they're mixed and martial

>>77777132
people in poland unironically pay to use a gym that looks like that

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>>77777161
At first I thought that was clever, and then I realised it makes no fucking sense.

>>77777777
is coming up. i hope you boys are ready

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>>77777198
>tfw /box/ gets it

>>77777114
True, there is that, quite a few Eastern Europeans as well, and Japanese.

We are literally master race

>>77777198
If it's Schaub related I swear on my life I'll never post on 4chan again.

>>77777198
>>77777777
Watch it be something stupid

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>>77777132
damn no wonder conor ditched mixed martial bum fights

>>77777132
>academia gobila
tell me that doesn't mean goblin

>>77777151
combined IQ: 400

And Maia and Machida account for more than half of that.

>>77777227
it will be /a/ with a script

>>77777220
And people get triggered about race-mixing. Ha!

777 get soon lads so get it for maywaadar

>>77777235
It's a region

>>77777247
most of the gets have be scripted today so i dont see why it would be different

>>77777227
It should be "-1"

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>>77777198
ready and waiting

>>77777235
literally lol'd

>>77777256
I hope it's Lindsay vonns puss personally

just took ambien cr and turned on the sleep apnea machine hurry up coral start talking to yourself

>>77776245
Most people skip them, since it's hard to care about nobodies, but sometimes the best matches are on the undercard.

>>77777297
I still don't understand this meme that I talk to myself, but hope you get some efficient rest.

>>77777297
I wish I could get a hold of some ambien. Probably the funnest drug I've ever taken

inb4 >grow up

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Reminder to dedicate your attempt at the get to Conor

>>77776538
Do you even know how sick in the head you are to post something like this? Let alone to have it saved on your computer?

>>77777330
>Reminder to dedicate your attempt at the get to Conor
to a loser?

>>77777324
i'll give it to you i don't care, it's no better than benadryl for me

>>77777330
Im going for JON JONES DINDU NUFFIN

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i missed it, did coral springs face fuck his fish to death or something

Is there a possibility that there has been a misunderstanding with Jon's latest doping violation? I can see a scenario where he took a sketchy supplement or something. I don't want them to suspend him for 4 years.

>>77777349
You haven't ever taken a couple and stayed up on it?

Spammer get pls

>>77777125
Monkey eating a monkey

>>77777376
remember DC is black he could have put something in jon's food

>>77777386
nah it doesn't hit me like that AT ALL, everybody's shit body is different

>>77777369
It's like you're trying to summon him. The fag hasn't said anything in hours, don't get him started again you fuck.

Woodley is already better than GSP and Hughes ever were.

>>77777376
do u consider yourself a smart and rational person?

>>77777412
That's what you think, little do you know I like to discuss MMA when not being provoked by psychopaths.

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Floyd is getting whooped and slept

>>77777151
Whole bunch of roiders in that picture.

>>77777423
i consider you an idiot, i hope a snake bites your dick

>>77777442
did you take your meds and are back now? how is your handler?

>>77777405
>it doesn't hit me like that
damn I didn't know that was really possible with ambien but it does make sense though. I could take enough xanax to kill 3 rappers and some people couldn't take 1/4 of a bar without blacking out

>>77777464
I don't take any meds.

>>77777445
Not roids, their natural testosterone levels are off the charts due to their genetic structure.
Take my word for it.

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>>77777462
where was this taken

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>>77777462
Megan Bless

>>77777462
>megan fat shaming olivi

i am so dissapoint in her

>>77776227
Brayden Schwab is very brave, commentating despite having obvious brain trauma from the numerous knock outs he accumulated over his very short MMA career.

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>>77777480
No idea

>>77777474
Your love letter to spainsperg yesterday was seriously disturbing

>77777474
>handler is okay

that's good Moral, and I know you take drugs otherwise you wouldn't be allowed in public.

>>77777506
Wasn't a love letter and it wasn't disturbing. I didn't want him to get banned, the spammer was provoking him.

>>77777524
this is mma related

I think i know who the spammer is im pretty sure its one of the phone posters