OFFICIAL DODGERS VS PIRATES GAME THREAD

Williams (4.63 ERA) vs Hill (3.51 ERA)

DODGERS
>1. CT3 CF
>2. Seager CC
>3. Grandy Man LF
>4. A-Gon 1B
>5. Puig RF
>6. Utley 2B
>7. Forsythe 3B
>8. Barnes C
>9. Hill P

PIRATES
>1. Marte LF
>2. Harrison 2B
>3. McCutchen CF
>4. Bell 1B
>5. Freese 3B
>6. Rodriguez, RF
>7. Mercer SS
>8. Stewart C
>9. Williams P

OP is a faggot. Don't make gamethreads without matchups and lineups.

HAHAHAH time for fastballs in 0-2 counts

Bit of a slow thread lads. Thought the todgers were popular around these parts.

>>77774610
Most are still at work. I just got out.

>>77774610
It isn't even 5pm yet on the west coast, friend.
In the middle of the workweek.

>we will witness a Rich Daddy perfecto today
feels good lads

>>77774702
well not anymore faggot

>Forsythe works a full count

Make it a bingo square.

>RISP
that's 2 for bingo

>>77774702
hill, like maeda, goes to shit somewhere within the 5-6th inning

>gonzo showing athleticism

ah0l n00 bl00

>>77774929
A-Gon has literally never been this fresh at this point in the season. Usually plays about 160 games a season.

>shit offense
welp, rich hill might as well give up a hit cause his team mates are such shit

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>RISP
>is this 2015 again?

>>77775094
rogers is just a black mattingly

and here comes the 6th
hill btfo incoming

Not having JT or Bellinger in the lineup really limits the top of the order.

Looks like Seager is just going to have to do it all tonight.

Holy shit we're throwing a perfect game.

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>Perfect Game

>blanked by a 4.71 ERA guy
2015

lol why don't the pirates just hit the ball

Rich Hill is a legitimate lunatic

PRO

FUCKING

PANE

Somebody score some god damn runs!

>>77774868
>>77775234
>(you)

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>>77775315
hunter pence tier? that guy gives me the creeps

Shhhhhhh.....

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inb4 this again

>>77775350
Rich's pitch count is pretty low. It's extremely unlikely he'd be pulled before giving up a walk or run tonight.

Would a bit of run support make it easier for him? Or would it cause him to let his guard down?

>>77775375
Impossible to know.

>>77775362
His count was low there, too. He got pulled because of muh blisters.

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>perfecto spoiled by an ejection

Forsythe being useful

dammit Barnes all you had to do was bunt him over

BUNT OVER A LEADOFF DOUBLE

REEEE

R I S P
I
S
P

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>RISP

>hill not being shit
>dodgers offense being shit
its a wonder why this team is 89-35 honestly

>inanimate carbon RISP

give Hill your energy!

\o/|

>Forsythe leadoff double
>Barnes sac bunts him to 3rd
>Hill sac flies a run

1-0 Dodgers
why can they not do this?

>>77775507
fuck off, false flagger

>>77775507
pointless, this is a lineup full of corpses

>>77775507

:_)

It can't be a no-no/perfect game without a wild play in the field.

>tfw pirates paid off by MLB to throw this game to make it perfect for the sake of publicity

>>77775507
Im here

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Bros...

its 0-0
it doesnt really matter how well he pitches
if the offense doesn't put runs on, its meaningless

I'm scared

>>77775541
Hill and A-Gon already both made wild plays in the infield at 1st

>6 outs away

They need to get a run first orel

>>77775543
OY VEY, THE GOYIM KNOW
SHUT IT DOWWWWWWNNNNN

>>77775578
That was Joe.
Orel isn't even broadcasting tonight.

>>77775578
Orel isnt even in the booth today

red sox fan here, rooting for my boy rich
tbqhwy Joe it looks like the pirates only have 2 hitters left in their line up capable of getting a hit

Assuming it stays 0-0, and given they don't really need the win will they just let him pitch until he gets some runs/his arm falls off?

trips confirm pirates walk it off

>>77775633
His limit is essentially 110 pitches or red finger tips

Has there ever been a 10+ inning perfect game?

>>77775633
Roberts wont let him go past 100 pitches if that happens

HIT BY PITCH

>RISP incoming

>>77775643
trips confirm you're a faggot and hill gets it

yer seal pig

>neighbors are grilling links
>tfw only shitposting and beer

>>77775604
i wouldn't mind a LAD v. BOS world series tbqhfam

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>RISP
>forshit

Forsythe pls

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>5-6 record
>4.71 ERA

>>77775594
>>77775600
Damn all these guys sound the same now

>>77775684
go offer them a beer and get a link you sperg

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>RISP

Fucking hell

this team deserves to die in a plane crash

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goddammit

jesus christ this is hell

>>77775604
Fellow red sox fan checking in, trying to find a way to watch history but can't find any streams.

Fucking aye nice catch

>10 LOB

fuck this shit, seriously

I'm seriously pissed that we haven't seen any sac bunting from the Doyers so far. They are going to need that shit in the playoffs.

A-Gon's strikeout killed that inning imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXbTA_ztsGE

link

HOLY SHIT UTLEY

BASED FUCKING UTLEY

I'm sorry Joe!!!! I'll never make your "Again!" and "Unbelievable!" into meme phrases again. Say it again pls.


UTLEY THE GOD

Holy fucking shit lel

WEW LAD

why the FUCK is the outfield camera so offset from center

silver fox can leap :O

Based Utley

YOU CAN FUCK MY BITCH BASED UTLEY
OH MY GOD BASED UTLEY

TYBC

BASED UTLEY

Has anyone ever pitched a 10+ inning perfecto?

Holy shit chase utley

>>77775911
IIRC Pedro Martinez fucked it up in the 10th

>>77775876
well that didn't take long

god fucking damnit the dodgers better score some runs for rich or ill never forgive them

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>2087 /sp/
hey guys, remember when the dodgers fucked up rich hill's perfect game by not scoring?

where the fuck is the offense

Not like this.

THIS IS SOME UMPBALL

BALL 4

No, please, no.

GOT HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

wagnerian drama t b h

GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GOD.DAMN

Thanks ump. Made up for the earlier shit call.

2 of those throws were strikes, what the hell
>a ball gets called a strike
every time

YOU BETTER GIVE HIM THAT SHIT AFTER THAT UMPBALL

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lol that was a ball

that was not a fucking strike lmao

made up for that ball 3 call

PERFECT GAME*

>>77775911
Harvey Haddix pitched 12 innings perfect in 1959, but lost it in the 13th and wound up losing the game.

Rodriguez needs to wipe that shit eating grin off his stupid face

>>77775990
whats this?

Not even close to a strike lol this perfect won't count now desu

>>77775990

ump returned pitch #5, this is how they work

>>77776005
mlb.com

>>77776002
Wow he almost haddix

>>77776027
mild kek

>>77775990
counternarrative inbound

Barnes hit a HR pls

>>77775995
>not swinging at a ball that close

Faggot deserved to get K'd up

ayyyyyyy u ban ese ?

Yeah I don't get any of these stations in my area, not gonna get to see the dodger tears when they blow it/pittsburgh tears when they don't

>spend all season blowing everyone the fuck out
>can't get a run when they need it most

>>77776002
That made me mad just reading it.

Hill dinger incoming

STOP FIRST PITCH SWINGING IDIOTS

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>0 for fucking 9 with RISP

>>77776076
kek

>>77776057
search github for lazyman

welp, pirates walk off home run inbound

fucking shit dodgers what the hell

There's a very good chance that Hill could throw a perfect 9 innings and lose it in the 10th inning. The only other player to throw 9 perfect innings and lose it in the 10th was Pedro Martinez with the Expos in the early 1990s

>>77776122
the only thing worse than that would be Hill having to be pulled in the 11th because of pitch limit and the Dodgers still can't score

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>>77776067
They need Bellinger.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

;_; pls let him have this

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

And there it goes.

>rip hill

>>77776067
missing the best hitter (Turner) and best power hitter (Bellinger) from the lineup.
this is basically a B lineup tonight

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>FORSHIT

i know
i know i've let you down

God damn LoFo.

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IT IS ALL OVER

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SOMEONE KILL FORSHIT

no no still intact.

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's Hanley in the Kershaw No-No all over again

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>Hanley
>Forsythe

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>DOYERS
>DOYERS
>DOYERS
>DOYERS

God damn it Turner would have had that.

Probably would have hit at least 2 homers by now too

Fucking idiot
They should send him to the minors for that
I'm legit mad

this lineup is shit without bellringer

haha time for a walkoff hit

He's going to lose on a no hitter

tfw the doyers are gonna lose while pitching a no hitter

let that be a lesson for all of you, nobody throws a perfect game against the pirates

>Pirates know exactly how to move runners over

>Dodgers are completely incapable

this pisses me off

>>77776202
mfw still want to choke Hamlet for that

mfw miguel rojas made that great play and i forgot all about hamlet's spaghetti

>>77776237

the lesson is nothing happens with the pirates period.

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Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that the dodgers "perfect game" was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Seahawks fan (AKA real SPORTS FAN) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.

PS. see you in the superb owl steelers

>>77776221
no, this will be a no-hitter loss

>>77776237
>only chance to be relevant in some regard
>blow it

We shouldn't even be surprised, really.

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>>77776250
nice copypasta
I'm still gonna
>Applebee's

>>77776202
>>77776206
Hanley 2.0: Electric Boogaloo

Fuck that, Rich Hill pitched a no-hitter tonight.

>>77776250
>lava cake
used to get 'em at applebees with my grill

;__;

>>77776250
>seashits fan
>eating at Applebees
>drinking bud lights
>posting on a Malaysian hentai board while at applebees
>with his wife

lel

Didnt they pull Rich after 8 innings of a perfect game last year? Poor guy

Rich Hill pitched 9 no-hit innings tonight.

Dammit offense. What the hell.

This is the shit that made gronkey leave
>team averages 15 runs a game
>pitch a perfect game
>lolnope we're not going to score a single run to support you
>as an extra fuck you, we'll fuck up fielding to demote it to a no hitter

>>77776307
Denial: the first step

LOL

>>77776268
what town you postin from m8

i spend a couple weeks in nicaragua last year, Leon, Matagalpa, Esteli, El Sauce

Just posting here to say

>Forshit
Fuck this, 2 opportunities and he fuck ed up both, can't wait until beli comes back and he gets glued to the bench

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Fuck this offense. Fuck Forsythe.

>juan nicasio

Better score at least 3 of this guy

>>77776178
this

does the newfangled manager just says YO UMP WE'RE WALKING THAT GUY intentional walk system count against the pitcher?

>>77776341
Chinandega, 40 minutes north of Leon

rich hill, phone your agent

>>77776383
Yes

Dodgers offense isn't working tonight. Somebody is just going to have to swing for the fences.

pweeg bomb pls

how many pitches for hill?

Dubs and puig bomb

>>77776396
That's what Joc was for

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>>77776396

>>77776429
95

This happened to Kershaw as well. Never forget the six gorillion Dodgers perfect games ruined by an error.

>>77776441
so this might be his last inning, maybe two

aaaaand they didn't score

>this same Dodger offense will probably score 7+ runs tomorrow

>Dodger offense shut out over 8 innings by Williams

>Dodger offense currently being shut out over 2 innings by Pie Rats bullpen

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that front foot kick is so cute~

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Well shit.

Fuck the dodgers.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

lmao

Lmao now get me back to my red Sox game fucking mlb network

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

As a Dodger fan, I'm upset but also wow.

wonderful
just wonderful

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>Throw a No-Hitter

>Lose

>dodgers literally cannot score without bellinger

Fucking hell this team is in trouble.

Need a Punished Rich Hill picture.

>>77776504
>>77776504
>>77776504

Good job good effort

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>all this ass blast over taking the series and winning the division while the pirates rot

nah, you'll get none from me

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this dodgers team must be awful

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>DOYERS

GET FUCKED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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kill me

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I feel so fucking bad for Hill. Everybody on the offense needs to apologize.

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>stripling's face from the bullpen

We are going to score so many runs tomorrow

i really hope dave roberts is ripping everyone a new asshole now

>>77776507
>That Pic related is literally me
If the Dodgers choke I'm never watching baseball again, especially if they break the memeiner record.

>Jews hate LA baseball this much
Rig it for the Cubs again you fucks

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77776559
>welp there goes my shot at a win

Damn I love baseball

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Get fucked doyers

THE GOOD GUYS WON TODAY. AMERICA CAN SLEEP EASY TONIGHT.

>>77776586

He needs to rip his own asshole out for sending Rich Over the Hill old ass back out there,dumber than a bucket of dirt.

Amazing outing from Hill though, for now he's secured the #3 spot in the playoffs as far as I'm concerned.

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HOLY SHIT HAHA

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>>77776591

>D.C
>L.A

>>77776668

Nah fuck em.

>not walking 4 straight batters in order to retain your no hitter

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RIP dodgers magic

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i suck,i deserve this L

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do'h

>>77776721
I thought of that too but sadly those are controlled by managers now. He'd probably get ejected if he tried to do it the old fashioned way

>>77776810
The reliever would have his back