Williams (4.63 ERA) vs Hill (3.51 ERA)
DODGERS
>1. CT3 CF
>2. Seager CC
>3. Grandy Man LF
>4. A-Gon 1B
>5. Puig RF
>6. Utley 2B
>7. Forsythe 3B
>8. Barnes C
>9. Hill P
PIRATES
>1. Marte LF
>2. Harrison 2B
>3. McCutchen CF
>4. Bell 1B
>5. Freese 3B
>6. Rodriguez, RF
>7. Mercer SS
>8. Stewart C
>9. Williams P
OP is a faggot. Don't make gamethreads without matchups and lineups.
HAHAHAH time for fastballs in 0-2 counts
Bit of a slow thread lads. Thought the todgers were popular around these parts.
>>77774610
Most are still at work. I just got out.
>>77774610
It isn't even 5pm yet on the west coast, friend.
In the middle of the workweek.
>we will witness a Rich Daddy perfecto today
feels good lads
>>77774702
well not anymore faggot
>Forsythe works a full count
Make it a bingo square.
>RISP
that's 2 for bingo
>>77774702
hill, like maeda, goes to shit somewhere within the 5-6th inning
>gonzo showing athleticism
ah0l n00 bl00
>>77774929
A-Gon has literally never been this fresh at this point in the season. Usually plays about 160 games a season.
>shit offense
welp, rich hill might as well give up a hit cause his team mates are such shit
>RISP
>is this 2015 again?
>>77775094
rogers is just a black mattingly
and here comes the 6th
hill btfo incoming
Not having JT or Bellinger in the lineup really limits the top of the order.
Looks like Seager is just going to have to do it all tonight.
Holy shit we're throwing a perfect game.
>Perfect Game
>blanked by a 4.71 ERA guy
2015
lol why don't the pirates just hit the ball
Rich Hill is a legitimate lunatic
PRO
FUCKING
PANE
Somebody score some god damn runs!
>>77774868
>>77775234
>(you)
>>77775315
hunter pence tier? that guy gives me the creeps
Shhhhhhh.....
inb4 this again
>>77775350
Rich's pitch count is pretty low. It's extremely unlikely he'd be pulled before giving up a walk or run tonight.
Would a bit of run support make it easier for him? Or would it cause him to let his guard down?
>>77775375
Impossible to know.
>>77775362
His count was low there, too. He got pulled because of muh blisters.
>perfecto spoiled by an ejection
Forsythe being useful
dammit Barnes all you had to do was bunt him over
BUNT OVER A LEADOFF DOUBLE
REEEE
R I S P
I
S
P
>RISP
>hill not being shit
>dodgers offense being shit
its a wonder why this team is 89-35 honestly
>inanimate carbon RISP
give Hill your energy!
\o/|
>Forsythe leadoff double
>Barnes sac bunts him to 3rd
>Hill sac flies a run
1-0 Dodgers
why can they not do this?
>>77775507
fuck off, false flagger
>>77775507
pointless, this is a lineup full of corpses
>>77775507
:_)
It can't be a no-no/perfect game without a wild play in the field.
>tfw pirates paid off by MLB to throw this game to make it perfect for the sake of publicity
>>77775507
Im here
Bros...
its 0-0
it doesnt really matter how well he pitches
if the offense doesn't put runs on, its meaningless
I'm scared
>>77775541
Hill and A-Gon already both made wild plays in the infield at 1st
>6 outs away
They need to get a run first orel
>>77775543
OY VEY, THE GOYIM KNOW
SHUT IT DOWWWWWWNNNNN
>>77775578
That was Joe.
Orel isn't even broadcasting tonight.
>>77775578
Orel isnt even in the booth today
red sox fan here, rooting for my boy rich
tbqhwy Joe it looks like the pirates only have 2 hitters left in their line up capable of getting a hit
Assuming it stays 0-0, and given they don't really need the win will they just let him pitch until he gets some runs/his arm falls off?
trips confirm pirates walk it off
>>77775633
His limit is essentially 110 pitches or red finger tips
Has there ever been a 10+ inning perfect game?
>>77775633
Roberts wont let him go past 100 pitches if that happens
HIT BY PITCH
>RISP incoming
>>77775643
trips confirm you're a faggot and hill gets it
yer seal pig
>neighbors are grilling links
>tfw only shitposting and beer
>>77775604
i wouldn't mind a LAD v. BOS world series tbqhfam
>RISP
>forshit
Forsythe pls
>5-6 record
>4.71 ERA
>>77775594
>>77775600
Damn all these guys sound the same now
>>77775684
go offer them a beer and get a link you sperg
>RISP
Fucking hell
this team deserves to die in a plane crash
goddammit
jesus christ this is hell
>>77775604
Fellow red sox fan checking in, trying to find a way to watch history but can't find any streams.
Fucking aye nice catch
>10 LOB
fuck this shit, seriously
I'm seriously pissed that we haven't seen any sac bunting from the Doyers so far. They are going to need that shit in the playoffs.
A-Gon's strikeout killed that inning imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXbTA_ztsGE
link
HOLY SHIT UTLEY
BASED FUCKING UTLEY
I'm sorry Joe!!!! I'll never make your "Again!" and "Unbelievable!" into meme phrases again. Say it again pls.
UTLEY THE GOD
Holy fucking shit lel
WEW LAD
why the FUCK is the outfield camera so offset from center
silver fox can leap :O
Based Utley
YOU CAN FUCK MY BITCH BASED UTLEY
OH MY GOD BASED UTLEY
TYBC
BASED UTLEY
Has anyone ever pitched a 10+ inning perfecto?
Holy shit chase utley
>>77775911
IIRC Pedro Martinez fucked it up in the 10th
>>77775876
well that didn't take long
god fucking damnit the dodgers better score some runs for rich or ill never forgive them
>2087 /sp/
hey guys, remember when the dodgers fucked up rich hill's perfect game by not scoring?
where the fuck is the offense
Not like this.
THIS IS SOME UMPBALL
BALL 4
No, please, no.
GOT HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
wagnerian drama t b h
GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GOD.DAMN
Thanks ump. Made up for the earlier shit call.
2 of those throws were strikes, what the hell
>a ball gets called a strike
every time
YOU BETTER GIVE HIM THAT SHIT AFTER THAT UMPBALL
lol that was a ball
that was not a fucking strike lmao
made up for that ball 3 call
PERFECT GAME*
>>77775911
Harvey Haddix pitched 12 innings perfect in 1959, but lost it in the 13th and wound up losing the game.
Rodriguez needs to wipe that shit eating grin off his stupid face
>>77775990
whats this?
Not even close to a strike lol this perfect won't count now desu
>>77775990
ump returned pitch #5, this is how they work
>>77776005
mlb.com
>>77776002
Wow he almost haddix
>>77776027
mild kek
>>77775990
counternarrative inbound
Barnes hit a HR pls
>>77775995
>not swinging at a ball that close
Faggot deserved to get K'd up
ayyyyyyy u ban ese ?
Yeah I don't get any of these stations in my area, not gonna get to see the dodger tears when they blow it/pittsburgh tears when they don't
>spend all season blowing everyone the fuck out
>can't get a run when they need it most
>>77776002
That made me mad just reading it.
Hill dinger incoming
STOP FIRST PITCH SWINGING IDIOTS
>0 for fucking 9 with RISP
>>77776076
kek
>>77776057
search github for lazyman
welp, pirates walk off home run inbound
fucking shit dodgers what the hell
There's a very good chance that Hill could throw a perfect 9 innings and lose it in the 10th inning. The only other player to throw 9 perfect innings and lose it in the 10th was Pedro Martinez with the Expos in the early 1990s
>>77776122
the only thing worse than that would be Hill having to be pulled in the 11th because of pitch limit and the Dodgers still can't score
>>77776067
They need Bellinger.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
;_; pls let him have this
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
And there it goes.
>rip hill
>>77776067
missing the best hitter (Turner) and best power hitter (Bellinger) from the lineup.
this is basically a B lineup tonight
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>FORSHIT
i know
i know i've let you down
God damn LoFo.
IT IS ALL OVER
SOMEONE KILL FORSHIT
no no still intact.
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's Hanley in the Kershaw No-No all over again
>Hanley
>Forsythe
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>DOYERS
>DOYERS
>DOYERS
>DOYERS
God damn it Turner would have had that.
Probably would have hit at least 2 homers by now too
Fucking idiot
They should send him to the minors for that
I'm legit mad
this lineup is shit without bellringer
haha time for a walkoff hit
He's going to lose on a no hitter
tfw the doyers are gonna lose while pitching a no hitter
let that be a lesson for all of you, nobody throws a perfect game against the pirates
>Pirates know exactly how to move runners over
>Dodgers are completely incapable
this pisses me off
>>77776202
mfw still want to choke Hamlet for that
mfw miguel rojas made that great play and i forgot all about hamlet's spaghetti
>>77776237
the lesson is nothing happens with the pirates period.
Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that the dodgers "perfect game" was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Seahawks fan (AKA real SPORTS FAN) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.
PS. see you in the superb owl steelers
>>77776221
no, this will be a no-hitter loss
>>77776237
>only chance to be relevant in some regard
>blow it
We shouldn't even be surprised, really.
>>77776250
nice copypasta
I'm still gonna
>Applebee's
>>77776202
>>77776206
Hanley 2.0: Electric Boogaloo
Fuck that, Rich Hill pitched a no-hitter tonight.
>>77776250
>lava cake
used to get 'em at applebees with my grill
;__;
>>77776250
>seashits fan
>eating at Applebees
>drinking bud lights
>posting on a Malaysian hentai board while at applebees
>with his wife
lel
Didnt they pull Rich after 8 innings of a perfect game last year? Poor guy
Rich Hill pitched 9 no-hit innings tonight.
Dammit offense. What the hell.
This is the shit that made gronkey leave
>team averages 15 runs a game
>pitch a perfect game
>lolnope we're not going to score a single run to support you
>as an extra fuck you, we'll fuck up fielding to demote it to a no hitter
>>77776307
Denial: the first step
LOL
>>77776268
what town you postin from m8
i spend a couple weeks in nicaragua last year, Leon, Matagalpa, Esteli, El Sauce
Just posting here to say
>Forshit
Fuck this, 2 opportunities and he fuck ed up both, can't wait until beli comes back and he gets glued to the bench
Fuck this offense. Fuck Forsythe.
>juan nicasio
Better score at least 3 of this guy
>>77776178
this
does the newfangled manager just says YO UMP WE'RE WALKING THAT GUY intentional walk system count against the pitcher?
>>77776341
Chinandega, 40 minutes north of Leon
rich hill, phone your agent
>>77776383
Yes
Dodgers offense isn't working tonight. Somebody is just going to have to swing for the fences.
pweeg bomb pls
how many pitches for hill?
Dubs and puig bomb
>>77776396
That's what Joc was for
>>77776396
This happened to Kershaw as well. Never forget the six gorillion Dodgers perfect games ruined by an error.
>>77776441
so this might be his last inning, maybe two
aaaaand they didn't score
>this same Dodger offense will probably score 7+ runs tomorrow
>Dodger offense shut out over 8 innings by Williams
>Dodger offense currently being shut out over 2 innings by Pie Rats bullpen
that front foot kick is so cute~
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Well shit.
Fuck the dodgers.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
lmao
Lmao now get me back to my red Sox game fucking mlb network
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
As a Dodger fan, I'm upset but also wow.
wonderful
just wonderful
>DUDGERS
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>Throw a No-Hitter
>Lose
>dodgers literally cannot score without bellinger
Fucking hell this team is in trouble.
Need a Punished Rich Hill picture.
Good job good effort
>all this ass blast over taking the series and winning the division while the pirates rot
nah, you'll get none from me
this dodgers team must be awful
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>DOYERS
GET FUCKED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
kill me
I feel so fucking bad for Hill. Everybody on the offense needs to apologize.
>stripling's face from the bullpen
We are going to score so many runs tomorrow
i really hope dave roberts is ripping everyone a new asshole now
>>77776507
>That Pic related is literally me
If the Dodgers choke I'm never watching baseball again, especially if they break the memeiner record.
>Jews hate LA baseball this much
Rig it for the Cubs again you fucks
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>77776559
>welp there goes my shot at a win
Damn I love baseball
Get fucked doyers
THE GOOD GUYS WON TODAY. AMERICA CAN SLEEP EASY TONIGHT.
>>77776586
He needs to rip his own asshole out for sending Rich Over the Hill old ass back out there,dumber than a bucket of dirt.
Amazing outing from Hill though, for now he's secured the #3 spot in the playoffs as far as I'm concerned.
HOLY SHIT HAHA
>>77776591
>D.C
>L.A
>>77776668
Nah fuck em.
>not walking 4 straight batters in order to retain your no hitter
RIP dodgers magic
i suck,i deserve this L
do'h
>>77776721
I thought of that too but sadly those are controlled by managers now. He'd probably get ejected if he tried to do it the old fashioned way
>>77776810
The reliever would have his back