/trans/ - Benitez Breakdown Edition

straight back down la

any updates on the riyad mahrez to liverpool deal?

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The draw's tomorrow (Thursday). These are the pots. Pot 3 teams are really fucked this year.

West Brom defender Jonny Evans, 29, expects to complete a £30m switch to Manchester City next week.

games gone mad

>>77773913
Jonny Evans is a great defender and well worth £30m in today's market. He shits all over City's current centre backs and has won more than all of them put together.

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>Messi to City

things have gone too far

>Real Madrid forward Cristiano Ronaldo could leave the La Liga club before the end of next week.

And go where? Arsenal? LOL

>Liverpool playmaker Philippe Coutinho, 25, is considering making a public statement highlighting his discontent at the club in order to force an exit. (Yahoo Sports)

I can't believe this cock sucker is for real. Sell him for 130m asap. He's not worth 1/3 of that.

>>77773975
>messi to city
>ronaldo back to manu

O_O

My team plays in the Championship, and so I watched a fair few Newcastle games last year. They were genuinely frightening at times. When they played well it was like watching Real Madrid. It was a completely different class of football to the Championship, and I'm not just talking about "hurr durr they're going to get promoted". They were just a different breed.

They should be doing better than this in the EPL. What's going on? Huddersfield were a meme team and they're bossing it, but Newcastle (who looked like the real deal) are shitting the bed.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2728673-inside-the-brilliant-guarded-and-possibly-unsatisfied-mind-of-alexis-sanchez

>One of the player's few known hobbies outside of football is to watch Japanese manga series.

What other football players are huge weebs apart from Hazard and Sanchez?

>>77774000
why because they had big names players

>>77774019
podolski

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REEEEE leave him alone

>>77773990
>yahoo sports

and literally what point would there be in selling him now

>>77774000
2 games in.

2.

>>77774000
hudders have strengthened considerably, with arund 10 signings

but football is all about momentum though, in either direction

>Poocastle

>>77773991
:O

>>77774019
>watch manga

>>77774111
yeah I know m8, you know how retarded Americans are though

>>77774019
Aguero and Sanchez can be anime bros :3

>drinkwater

More like Pisstaker

>Ryan Mason is to see a third specialist to see if a return to football will be possible.
WEW

>>77773902
Why are spurs in pot 3 and city in pot 2, didn't spurs finish second?

>>77774375
He nearly died for fuck's sake.

>Barca getting bullied by PSG
>getting bullied by Liverpool
>getting bullied by Dortmund
>getting bullied by Nice
>getting bullied by PSG again

Been a good window so far.

>>77774375

Can't he just wear an enchanted hat like Cech does?

>>77774396
Only pot 1is done by league position. The others are European ranking

>>77774518
Was a more severe impact than Cech being booted by Stephen Hunt.

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is full-back the easiest position to become world class in?

i think i'll train my son to be a winger in his youth and get him to switch to full-back about 18 or so

>>77774584
that's what everybody does already

if you train him as a full back from day one he'll have an even better chance of becoming world class

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Any update on the Messi to City situation?

>>77774667
not really because he won't be as good on the ball.

natural full-backs straight from youth like kyle walker or nacho monreal for example are clumsy and ungraceful on the ball

>>77773844
>Lionel Messi's father has spoken to Manchester City about the 30-year-old Argentina and Barcelona forward making a move to the Etihad. (Sun)
whats with south americans and getting their dad to do everything for them

>>77774730
so teach him to be better on the ball

>>77774730

What about Gareth Bale, lad?

>>77775464
primate experiment gone horribly right

>Barcelona are concerned that Klopp and the Dortmund board have been in contact regarding the bids from Barcelona for their players

>>77776602
The deal is going to happen on deadline day, isn't it? The times they're a changing.

>Liverpool are a team who nobody wants to play in the Champions League group stage because of the atmosphere created at Anfield, says manager Jurgen Klopp.

I'm sure Real Madrid are quaking.

So, what will >liverpoo do with all that sweet, sweet Coutinho money?

>>77774730
and Monreal is 5 times better than ex-winger Bellerin on defense though, while bellend is not 5 times better on attack

any news on the Octs to trans? I swear if he goes to a fucking leaf in /hoc/ or even worse, an australian i will fucking flip

>>77777431
Eh? Octs? Who?

>>77777378
Bellerin is fast though and he's not that bad.

>>77777777
ENGLAND FOR 2018 WORLD CUP

seriously lads I'm worried that /hoc/ will get the octos

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>>77777777

LIVERPOOL WILL WIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE THIS SEASON

>>77777839
>captcha expired a few seconds before posting

gay shit

>>77777584
/mlb/ got it cause /trans/ dies at this time. All the JF Chelsea fans go to sleep and all UKfags are asleep. Liverpool shitposters also.

>>77774019
SANCHEZ CONFIRMED /OUR GUY/.

Why does Arsenal attract such weebs? Poldolski was a weeb. Pretty sure Oxlade was a weeb? Where's their interview where one of them talks about One Piece?

Sanchez watches Naruto I bet.

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How deep have Real Madrid infiltrated Barcelona?

>>77778596
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>77773991
Manchester Derby becomes biggest derby for the next 2 years.

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>>77778596
mfw Barcelona replace Xavi with Welsh Xavi

If Messi goes to City they've won the league, if not at the minimum a double.

>>77778764
But how will he do on a cold night in Stoke in December

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>>77778810
He's confirmed before he'd manage.

>>77778507
Gnabry - Welbeck interview
https://youtu.be/zjaVworIn_Y

1:47

>>77779111
>having the draw at 4am on the other side of the planet
>whine that teams don't take the 'competition' seriously

>>77777271
>Liverpool
>le concede 2 goals at home man against the 4th team in a one team league.

>>77774752
Family as agent for maximizing the profit. Also there is spanish law about south american minors must be accompanied by family member if they want to move in.

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Is wanking to traps gay?

>>77774396
Spurs decided to get fucked by Gent and have their coefficient to be shit, in typical Spurs fashion

>tfw decided to support Burton as my championship team this season
>also Customer
Im open minded. I have the ideology The Carabango Cup is a pile of shit but also would be happy to see Burton do a cup run

glamour tie away to wolves

>>77779577
I usually do when bored of pussy

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>messi is 30

>>77779735
so am I

>>77779727
>tfw too straight for pussy

>Leicester v Liverpool
cant wait for Leicester to smash them and the ABLs cry

>>77774000
Check out the thick Northener.

>>77779752
>Leicester smashing Liverpool will make Leciester fans cry

>>77779767
>ABLs
>anyone but Leicester fans cry
I am correct, la.
>>77774000
plenty of Anons were saying Huddersfield were going to suit the premier league more if they were promoted. Newcastle also had a scare last season were they looked utter shit and risked going to play offs

>>77779111
Seaside derby

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Champions League Draw 1700 BST

Group of death? for me its Real Madrid, PSG, Liverpool and Feyenoord

>>77779813
Liverpool and Celtic in same group plz

>>77779111
>had Slutsky been able to play a senior team, there would have been yet another trip to the Emirates
Dodged a bullet there.

>>77779813
Real Madrid, Manchester United, Napoli/Roma, Leipzig

>>77779813
Real Madrid, Man City, Napoli, Sporting Lisbon

>>77780371
>>77780396
>real

bayern/juve and barca is stronger than any real combo
R

>>77773991
OwO

>>77779813
>real madrid in a group of death
lmao they'll get another '''''lucky draw''''''' and end with young boys, celtic and strasbourg or some other shit

>tfw a pleb say Pep needs to stop over-thinking it near you

>>77780396
This. City is destined to always have the hardest group.

What the fuck is even an Injun?

>>77780571
someone from india lad

>sell coutinho for 130m
>buy mahrez for 40-50m
>buy seri for 40m
>buy inigo martinez for 30-40m
>buy a lb that isn't shit
Why isn't Liverpoo doing this?

>>77780534
Betcha >we either get Real/Napoli/Leipzig or a group where we have to fly to Russia/Turkey/Azerbaijan

>>77780588
why isn't liverpool selling their best player and buying 4 mediocre players?

>>77773902
>tfw we won't have our usual arsenal getting trounced by barça/bayern matches this season

btw city's last 10 domestic cup draws have had them playing away 9 to prem teams

The odds of that happening are hilariously low

So I'm guessing RAWK think that they're good enough to win the CL after twatting Hoffenheim

>>77780619
Do you seriously think Coutinho is their best player? It's objectively Mane followed by a fit Sturridge

>>77780634
>It's objectively Mane followed by a unicorn

>>77780634
>It's objectively Mane followed by lighting striking in the same place twice

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>>77780588
>Why isn't Liverpoo doing this?

>>77780634
Mate he's definitely our best player and worth 400 million

>hue wastes 7
must be ptsd or something

>>77780634
after those two, its a motvated wijnaldum

>>77780588
Remember the last time this happened?
>sell Suarez for 74m
>replace him with Lambert, Origi and Balotelli for a total of 34m
>buy winger with one good season, Markovic, for 22m
>buy big money CB, Lovren for 23m
>buy LB that isn't shit (protip: he turned out shit), Moreno for 16m
Where did that get them?

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>As Barcelona continue their increasingly unseemly and as yet unsuccessful pursuit of one or all of Nice’s Jean Seri, Borussia Dortmund’s Ousmane Dembélé and Liverpool’s Philippe Coutinho, Camp Nou natives are becoming ever more restless. Their mood will not be improved by reports from Spain that Lionel Messi’s father has begun talks with Manchester City with a view to negotiating a move for his son to the Etihad Stadium next summer. Now in the final year of his contract at Barcelona with an extension resolutely unsigned, the Argentinian will be free to discuss his future with other clubs in January or leave on a free transfer next summer. It’s a sorry state of affairs for Barcelona, who had previously misled supporters by telling them Messi had agreed and signed a new deal.

“Quite apart from the situation with Messi and what happens next, they lied,” said Sid Lowe, the Guardian’s man in Spain in an interview with ESPN. “They lied to their fans and that is really problematic. It puts Messi in a position where he must be thinking: ‘What on earth is going on? Why has this been said when it simply isn’t true?’” Señor Sid went on to say he doesn’t think Messi will leave Barcelona but did speculate the player will bide his time before inking a new deal in order to see if a currently bad situation at the Spanish club gets better or worse. In other news pertaining to Barcelona, France Football reports they are interested in luring Willian away from Chelsea, while Sport says they have agreed a €50m deal with Paris Saint-Germain to sign Messi’s compatriot Ángel Di María.

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>As Roberto Martínez mulls over whether or not to include Eden Hazard in his Belgium squad for the internationals against Gibraltar and Greece, the Chelsea midfielder is being linked with a move to Real Madrid. Not quite fully fit after breaking his ankle while on international duty earlier this summer, Hazard has missed Chelsea’s opening games of the season and reports from Spain suggest he has been in contact with the Real manager, Zinedine Zidane, to say he would be amenable to a move if the Spanish champions make Chelsea a decent offer.

Having spent £32m to bring Eliaquim Mangala to the Etihad from Porto three years ago, Manchester City are preparing to ship the French central defender out on loan to Inter. City are also ready to up their bid for the considerably less erratic West Brom defender Jonny Evans, who looks a certainty to leave The Hawthorns before the transfer window shuts next week. The Baggies manager, Tony Pulis, will use whatever windfall lands in his lap to bring in Kevin Wimmer and Vincent Janssen from Spurs. Meanwhile at Old Trafford, José Mourinho plans to put the kibosh on Valencia’s attempts to take the midfielder Andreas Pereira on a season-long loan. The Brazilian, born in Belgium, spent last season on loan at Granada and has yet to feature in Mourinho’s first-team squad this season.

>And finally, the Sunderland Echo says West Ham are hoping to sign the midfielder Didier Ndong from Sunderland, whose attempts to give the Hammers midfielder Robert Snodgrass a new home considerably closer to his native Scotland could be thwarted by Aston Villa.

is davinson sanches the next mangler?

Mbappe's current wage: £16,000 a week

Mbappe's wage when he joins PSG: £360,000 a week

>>77780759
Nah Lindelof is

>signing cb's from portugal

>>77780714
sign da ting Messi

>>77780714
>and as yet unsuccessful pursuit of one or all of Nice’s Jean Seri
his agent went on radio yesterday saying barcelona had finally decided not to sign him when it was all done. Poor fella

You now remember Di Maria played for United

>>77780778
Can't fuck up if you don't play

>>77780787
>they unironically thought paulinho would be a better signing
Barcelona is truly run by morons

>>77780729
Martinez can fuck off

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>>77780729
>Risking another injury against fucking Gibraltar/Greece
wew lad

>>77780759
Davinson quality is close to Sakho, but he is 20.

>>77780778
Lindelof is not the physical type like Mangala.

>>77780823
Yeah, because last time Hazard didn't play against Greece it turned out great for you, right?

>>77780729
>As Roberto Martínez mulls over whether or not to include Eden Hazard in his Belgium squad
Oh fuck off, let the guy recover from his injury.
God why can't they put all the international games at the end of the season

>>77780787
they probably saw his prestations against Napoli and pulled out
he never strucks me as a Barça quality player

>>77780840
>prestations
Performances mon ami

>>77780835
We're a collection of slightly above average players who don't gel as a team, seen for example when we do play a team with a lot of passion like Greece. Him being there or not won't make a difference, I'd rather he be fit for Chelsea

>>77780847
ah same shit, and for some reason I added a s to struck
I don't want to speak britanistani too fluently anyway

any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?

>>77780919
48 hours la, now 'pool have a ticket for the CL it's a done deal

Davinson Sanchez looks more fluid in the way he moves than someone like Mangala. Probably has a bit more pace as well. He's quite a bit better on the ball too. Looks like he's got real potential.

>>77780633
they should be abit concerned about the Hoffenheim goals desu. All 3 calamity defending

>>77780790
>You now remember Di Maria played for United against his will
fixed

>>77780826
sakho was psg captain at 20

>>77781025
why don't they just play sakho?

>>77776527
>>77776527
Neww

>>77781050
he disrespected Klopp by joking around with him on a tour diary video or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx-j2Bl2Asw

Who's the best CB in the PL? I say Otamendi.

>>77781054
>Neww
The fuck you do this for?

>>77781071
there isn't a standout player, so its debateable on all the usual ones who are fairly competent

>>77781071
Kompany...when fit

>>77781071
Kurt Zouma

>>77781071
For me it's Bailly

PSG offering Kylian Mbappé 1900% pay rise. If he moves from Monaco weekly wage would go from £16,000 to £320,000. Real Madrid offer £120,000

>>77781071
david luiz is up there, unironically
alderweireld and fit kompany complete the top 3, but im not sure which order

>it's a city get a midtable premier league team away in the cup draw episode

>>77781161
>stoke
>1-0
>pep out

>>77781071
Baily

>>77780919
Set for his medical later today la

>>77781050
It's honestly the most retarded thing, literally weakening their already shit defence for no reason

>>77781305
klopps fucking retarded i don't understand his stubbornness in not looking at other options instead of VVD. just look at their first 3 games, defence was fuckibg shambles, lovren is a massive liability and klavan unironically makes them look sturdier. there must be some quality CB's out there right

>>77781321
Are you saying that Matip and Sakho could be world class? Is what what you're saying, m8?

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Monterrey's new stadium. Looks very comfy.

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>BREAKING: @SwansOfficial defender Kyle Bartley ruled out for up to two months with knee ligament injury. #SSN

They're going downnnn

>>77781347
matip is already world class la

>>77781369
I'm talking about both of them.

>>77781354
The curved roof and mountains behind it are making me fucking dizzy

>>77781354
disgusting. Ruining the environment having shite stadiums in locations like that

>>77781377
thought you were just taking the piss desu, no i don't but sakho would be an upgrade on lovren. not sure how you even came to that conclusion from my post?

>>77781023
They're buying Eredivisie, Janssen looked like he had the attributes you mentioned as well when he playing here

>>77781389
Give Janssen a full season in a decent starting XI and I'm sure he would be competent.

>>77781387
I was just being a bit funny but I did want to know how good you/other people thought that pairing would be.

Today's line-up:
Jimbo
Mark Schwarzer
James Horncastle (is there even a podcast he's not on at this point?)
Adam Hurrey

>[Liverpool defender] is world class
That's enough shitposting for me today.

>>77781403
well for one they need a better DM then hendo to give their defence some cover, i unironically rate matip, sakho to a lesser degree, played well for palace didn't he? though when he and lovren were the no. 1 pairing they were still shit and prone to set pieces so who knows. honestly just need to buy better players

>>77773844
>£32m for Drinkwater
more like Drunkoffer, amirite guys?

>>77781424
Sahko is shit with the ball and sometimes act retarded but he's still very solid.

>>77781071
1. Kompany
2. Alderweireld
3. Luiz
4. Koscielny
5. Bailly
>assuming all of them are match fit

>>77781424
I personally believe there is a curse on Anfield. No matter what, the defence is shit

>>77781457
swap Bailly for Rojo. Bailly has the odd brainfart

>>77781449
yeah seen some of his runs on the ball with palace, tackling the ref fucking bants. rumours howedes to pool, would you rate him over sakho?

>>77781468
being able to get away with 2 footed tackles is pretty handy

>People still rate Kompany

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This season's CL ball:
>Road to Kiev

>>77781071
bailly, alderweireld, vertongen, kompany, luiz, zouma, (not sure aobut it but) Koscielny

>>77781516
>alright lads, we are running out of ideas for CL balls.
>how about we spray some alien cum over the stars?
>brilliant, give this man a raise.

>>77781516
Nice stretch marks

>>77781548
nice reddit humor, +1

Is Sissoko leaving?

>>77781463
terrible transfers for the past decade helps

>>77779111
>Chelsea and Man Utd get easy as fuck draw

Every time

>>77777584
>>77777777

>>77781636
No.

>>77781056
Klopp seems like way more of an egomaniac than his le happy german image suggests

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BUY ME A FUCKING PLAYER

>>77781495
>City awful without kompany
>became one of the best defences in the league when he played the last 10 games last season
makes you think

>>77774669
>>77773991
After that celebration in de classico ronaldo did, holding the shirt up immitating messi I honestly wouldnt be surprised if he moved back to manu if messi moved to city.

True fans of the sport only use Egyptian Steel™ for their projects.

>>77781902
That's right my friend. Egyptian Steel™ is most eco-friendly steel available in the North Africa region (excluding Tunisia and Morocco). If you love Ronaldo then you'll love Egyptian Steel™

If City sign Sanchez; they will be genuinely impressive

>>77781970
Not sure why he's just going to be messi's backup

hazard-ronaldo swap deal

>>77782002
Keep in mind that Messi is just Jesus's backup.

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Two players in two days! Ehab's been on the Colombian marching powder.

Jon Toral, not the bloke off Masterchef. Nowhere near Arsenal's first team apparently, but bodies are bodies.

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Stop rating Willian.

>>77782151
Too small a sample size over too turbulent a period to be useful information.

>>77782219
>2016-17
>turbulent

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And well done Big Harry Maguire on your England call-up.

Can't believe we've never ever had an England cap whilst a player's been with us. Jake Livermore and now Harry likely to get one after only a few appearances for their new clubs.

>>77782233
cheers for Sam Clucas lad

>>77782233
The way of the world unfortunately. This is why players seek moves to bigger clubs.

>>77782233
>can't believe a championship tier team has never had an England player

You've only got one now because England's player pool is shambolic

>>77782151
le free kick man

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>>77782248
Yes?

imagine celebrating how an ex player of yours is now representing your country.

top kek.

fucking hell swansea made that Wales run possible last year.

WHEN IS THE FUCKING DRAW

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>77782236

Look after him, he's special.

>>77782240

Yeah, seems that way, 0 caps in 113 years. Talk about unfashionable.

>>77782270
6pm your time

>>77782270
3 bongs, 20 bings

>>77782151
For a Brazilian midfielder, he just doesn't score as much goals, or even attempt to score as you'd expect. Coutinho for example is much better in this regard. But Willian has an incredible work rate overall.

>>77782280
really, I've not been able to find a Hull forum rating him.

What's special about him?

>>77782286
>Willian has an incredible work rate overall.
Absolutely irrelevant when he doesn't know when and how to run.

>>77782286
it's the reason why Chelsea lose indirectly.

they play him against teams with more talented wingers/players.

>>77782283
>no bong for 4 years
How will we know what time it is?

I am thinking about putting up some scaffolding but I have no idea what type of Steel to use . My main concern is that it's eco-friendly . Any help, thank's .

>>77782151
This proves nothing. What if Hazard played in 60% of the games where Willian played and 80% where he didn't? Or other sorts of concurrences. Learn to stats.

>>77782291
>when he doesn't know when and how to run.
Ok, you're an idiot..

>>77782301
Like I said he just doesn't score enough goals during the run of play, like a Coutinho does, which to me is why Chelsea lose indirectly.

>they play him against teams with more talented wingers/players.
He's played against more defensive minded teams, 9/10 he'd start against a team like Stoke, when in reality Pedro is more suited to for the task.

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>>77782151

>>77782471
What the...

Zlatan is back.

Ibrahimovic signed a 1 year deal with Man Utd and will wear the #10 shirt

>>77782471
Willian does actually play for Chelsea though.

>>77782471
WTF i hate science, space, technology, and the oxford comma now?!?!?!??

>BREAKING: @ManUtd re-sign @Ibra_Official on one-year contract. #SSN
https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/900709637145669633

In case people wanted a source.

Shit

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are year

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Shit>>77782590

>>77782589
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>>77782648
treble confirmed

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>Zlat10

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>Zlat[t]en

>How the does this warrant a HYS please tell me.
Are these fucks too stupid to notice that the BBC open comment sections for loads of premiere league transfers?

>>77782605
If hes back, then who gets benched?

>>77782686
BBC comments sections are an utter fucking sewer. Feel embarrassed for 90% of the posts on there by proxy

>>77782700
Lukaku.

any updates on julian draxler to arsenal situation?

just saying it's pretty fucking obvious Zlatan roided the fuck out over the summer.

noone recovers that quickly, even at the age of 20.

>>77782711
wtf how does he put his shirt on, hands through the top like that wtf

>>77782700
He's depth. Probably still won't be fit until October/November at the earliest

>>77782700
Rashford most likely. I hope the never happens.

>>77782724
Hands through the sleeves, head through the head hole (I think, don't have a source though)

>>77782736
Great post.

#THEJOURNEYCONTINUES

Noo... my Lukaku farming points

>>77782700
Zlatan

>>77782711
he could take out floyd and conor in one hit

>that guy who said Zlatan could shag his wife if he stayed

hmmm

So Barca only have like 3 days left to sign Dembele. Will they do it?

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Swansea signing Viera, Bony and Arias soon

So zlatan blatantly doped to recover so fast right?

>>77782720
>>77782803

>ABU logic

A Lukaku - Ibra partnership would bully the shit out of every defence. Throw Matic and Fellaini up for corners and we are talking about a 50:50 corner to goal conversion ratio.

>>77782803
yes hence why Man Utd didn't offer a contract

he can't be tested if he's not playing for someone.

>>77782841
Pogba is 6ft and some change too

>>77782855
>Pogba

>>77782841
>the least mobile striker and the one who runs the least
>bullying anything

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we're actually going to do it, we're going to win the fucking league


just kidding by the way ibra was ruining it last season, he's too slow

>>77782720
You should try some roids to reduce your BMI

>>77782271
Who dis?

Why is PSG going for Mbappe?, they don't need a forward. They could spend that money better on another player

>>77782752
>>77782725
He will get fucking mad if he isn't in the starting eleven every game and ruin the locker room mood. This is so obvious. I don't know why Mou offered him a new contract

>>77782803
Are there steroids that help you recover faster from injuries?

>>77783078
it's literally what steroids do

>>77773844
>Chelsea have made a new £35m bid to sign Arsenal winger Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, 24. (Daily Telegraph)
why.jpg
>Chelsea are also preparing to make a new £32m offer for Leicester and England midfielder Danny Drinkwater, 27. (Sun)
Oh Conte is going full retard then I guess.

>West Ham are keeping tabs on Sunderland midfielder Didier Ndong but are yet to make a bid for the 23-year-old. (Sunderland Echo)
Are Premier League clubs competing to sign the players with the niggest sounding names or what?

>>77782760
Floyd in a real fight yeah i have no doubt about that.

>>77783078
Deca durabolin (nandrolone decanoate) and Equipoise (Boldenone) do.

>>77783146
>28 players
>le can't make decisions so I'll just call up everyone face

>we need to increase shirt sales boss
>Which player sold the most last season?
>Ibrahimovic
>give him a different number.
>genius, boss

>>77783146
>Which GK's should we take, Gareth?
>Butland and Hart
>Well, Hart has conceded 7 goals in two games... I don't...
>And Heaton and Pickford
>....What?

BRILLIANT MASTERMIND OMFG SOUTHGATE IS THE ONE TO LEAD US TO VICTORY!

We're not even going to qualify. He could have taken another load of midfielders instead of 4 GK's. We don't need 4 GK's. Drop Hart and bring in another midfielder. Once again we have no pace on the wings, I assume Walcott is dead, so is Ashley Young and Aaron Lennon.

>>77783146
>alphabetical order
>not GK, then Def, Mid and Forwards
SOUTHGATE OUT

So many Chelsea '''fans''' in these threads, coincidentally been 'life-long' fans since 2005. The smart ones read Wiki pages about them from 1995-2004 just to pretend they were there.

Disgusting.

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correct order

>>77782760
My mate insists he could train me to beat up McGregor and Mayweather. I don't have any fighting experience but I'm 6'5", naturally athletic and strong. I say it's bullshit but he insists otherwise.

Decipher this

>>77783201
getting really sick of this meme where everyone posts their teams in alphabetical order tbqh

>>77783200
have u seen the opposition m8? they could probably stick me and you up front and we'd still win

>>77783232
it boggles my mind why anyone does it ever when list of players

Hart won't be dropped ever

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>I pick players on their form in the past month
next year
>why are we still shit? maybe I should change the starting 11 for the 30th time

>>77774047
He's been shit since December with the exception of the game against Liverpool.

>>77774047
>>77783295
what is he even good at?

>>77783313
Blooter, man marking.

>>77783267
If he picked based on form then Defoe and Hart would not be in the squad

>>77782736
the way he holds his collar when putting it on, that cant be normal.. r-right

I hope he doesn't start Hart in either of these games, I really don't. The only other pick I'm annoyed with is Sturridge, how he deserves a call up idk. It's a shame Rppmey decided to bow out like this, he could have had a fitting testimonial against The Mighty Malta

>>77783328
what does he pick on then?

>>77783347
He does what his masters tell him, Southgate is a company man.

>>77782872
Pogba's header made their first goal against Swansea. Man Utd are 2 set piece goals in 2 games so far.

England could build a backline with Jones, Cahill and Stones with Rose and Walker as wingbacks. The rest of it is pretty mehh

>>77776602
>Klopp, Watzke and Zorc all having a good laugh at Barcelona in a conference call

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>>77783341

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>all these manlet teams going for possession based football
>Mouyes' boys all 6ft plus looking to play murderball to the premier league trophy
comfy

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>>77783381
>invite PSG and Nice as well to get in on the fun

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>Deschamps
>not falling for the 3atb meme
a shame

>>77783412
spot the white man competition

>>77783412
Breddy gd

Who are silibe and tolisso though fampai

>>77783424
Tolisso is Bayern's most expensive player ever m8
Great box to box player.
Sidibé is Monaco's rb, not great but the best we have.

I'd really like Benzema to come back.

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>>77783412
>Playing white boys

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>>77783394
>5 years ago

>>77783394
>Jonjo Shelvey and Caulker started that game
lol

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>arrive home from work
>call for wife, who is in the shower and asks you join
>go to bathroom
>see this
What do?
Would you accept to join or deClyne?

>>77783495
>Caulker
Who?

>>77783529
one of the great Liverpool strikers

>>77783230

What a pussy you must be. You should easily be able to take on manlets like that lol come one now.
Just train wrestling.

>>77783524
I don't get it. Clyne is my wife?

>>77783524

shoo away the manlet for my wife
ask for a cheeky autograph for my uncle who supports slip FC

>>77783524
That commercial is so shit. Milner and Clyne really didn't fit in there.

>>77783582
its whatever you want it to be.

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what went wrong

>>77783620
Incompatible personalities.
No smart and strong manager to give up on some big names and make strong choices.

>>77783338
>he puts on his shirts like a beta
lmao, top yourself m8

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>Barcelona this transfer window

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

>>77783313
Balls over the top to Vardy
>>77783412
>Benzemierda playing for the NT
>Meme at the back
>Tolisso over Nzonzi
Smdh 2bh f@m

>>77783620
if that's 2002, then nothing really

they got to the quarter finals and got beat by a better team.

What's happened to international teams la's

Remember the days when there were like 5 or 6 teams that had world class players in almost every position? I think Spain were the past team to have a team like this c. 2012 there's none anymore

>>77783620
That photo feels like a mess. Unbalanced here and there.

>>77783636
Great post lad. Now back to /reddit/ with you

>>77783213
Nice conspiracy you got there.

>Messi goes to City
>Ronaldo goes to United
>Suarez goes to Liverslip
Could next season be the GOAT PL season?

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L'Équipe saying Dembélé to Barca is done.

did social media ruin football?

>>77783689
Germany

At what stage of the season will United start to fall apart?

>>77783709
They had great players but not in every position la

>>77783715
When Matic is rested

>>77783715
We are both chelsea fans. You should know about jose's second season vudu

>>77776602
>>77783404
>>77783381

I hope they form some kind of anti-Barcelona alliance just to fuck them over

>>77783690
Here and there?

>>77781495
kompany is top 3 CBs in the league, top 1 with the ball in his feet

who has those pics of Hayley McQueen being a crisps fiend on sky sports?

mbappe to psg done

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nevermind