/heem/

Floyd ignored Conor's head nod and bow

KEK CONOR SHOOK AND KEKED

I could heem everyone here if I used a pillow

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what does heem stand for

>>77772432
>implying I wouldn't wrestlefuck you into an embarrassing 50-45 loss

normally picks would start now but they will be in about 20 hours if anybody cares

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>tfw you faggots think this is the spammer thread

That dumb fuck was spamming it because I got in before he could make a shitty WMMA thread

>>77772444
It's from a WSHH video. Some guy get knocked out and a whole block beats this sh*t out of him then one guy yells heem sleepy. It is like "him sleepy" and now people use heem as a verb meaning to ko somebody. It is also more traditionally used to say things like heem sleepy, heem tappy, heem wobbly etc...

>that fighthype mark getting talked down by McGregor and Floyd

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these two are friends

>>77772460
Calendar is the one who makes wmma threads

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Koreshkov vs Njokuani
Ward vs Gonzalez
McKee vs Tugman
Ellen vs Arteaga

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Reminder

>>77772457
Good thing no one cares then.

>>77772444
high explosive ethnic males

>>77772473
wanted to bring this up, they looked pretty chummy there admonishing that guy

>>77772473
Floyd is gonna take a dive.

>>77772482
That's a bit Islamophobic.

>>77772488
Conor was getting mad at someone doing what his fans do 24/7

>>77772477
real niggas will be watching Glory on friday

>>77772491
angry loser

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>>77772477
Koreshkov
Gonzalez
Mckee
Ellen

>>77772506
you should do picks for it then

>>77772478
You wanna know who else is straight edge?

wtf bro why do you have so many gay pics on your harddrive

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What was the media dude even saying?

>>77772518
I'm shit at ms paint

>>77772521
Who?

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>>77772478
based floyd going to knock this coke babby out

>>77772488
Who was that guy anyway? I thought it was Paulie lol.

>>77772512
Why is the peepee up that guys bum?

what happened to spicybangers.tk? :(

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>>77772562

>>77772444
It's when someone really sleepy

Who riled him up?

Apparently it was Floyd sr heckling Conor

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYJqWR_AQKf/

>>77772582
He finally fast-forwarded because posting Aspenn ladd and "h8rs" can get boring after 10 hours

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>>77772562

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can we replace ladd posting with Yaya posting?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRmOOWPTRBs

>>77772593
>when your drunk dad comes to pick you up from school but it's still lunch

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https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/8/23/16193738/demian-maia-colby-covington-added-ufc-fight-night-119-sao-paulo

Can /ourboy/ pull it off?

>>77772593
They are very chummy

>>77772461
lmao some goof will actually believe this

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>>77772624
They train together casual.

>>77772656
the reason floyd was emotional and acting like that is because the Illuminati announced to them backstage the way the fight is supposed to go and Floyd is supposed to take a dive. He tried to hide it but he knows he cant disobey the Illuminati

>>77772651
He finna get back-packed

Also why is Demian taking so many fights this year?

>>77772659
Welcome to /heem/ enjoy your stay.

>>77772651
easy fight

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>>77772660
obviously you retard. what does that have to do with replacing ladd posting with yaya posting?

>>77772684

Rogan tier humor there. Literally cringed.

>>77772651
He can. Maia will be really dangerous in the first round but if he can survive he should be able to wrestlefuck the fight out

>>77772444
heterosexual elite enraged men

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>>77772684
Just look into it bro

Don't take my word for it

Just look into it

>>77772651
All the makings of the most boring fight of the year if it doesn't end in under a minute.

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>meet qt at gym
>train together
>start dating
>stop training
>date for 8 months
>she breaks up with me
>starts dating a chick from the gym when she never previously expressed any interest in women

what did i do wrong?

>>77772698
Stick to making your calendars I'll handle the MMA knowledge. I have been training longer than you have been alive.

>>77772686
probably negotiated a good contract in exchange for fighting at 214 on short notice

>>77772689
Colby is as good a wrestler as Woodley

who exactly is this fucking spammer? i'm not big on the happenings of off topic heem aka autism incarnate

>>77772686
>finna
Grow up this is just an embarrassment to you and your family.

>>77772651

don't like the chances of anyone whose standard path to victory is "take the fight to the ground" and then gets matched up with Maia. Could be looking at Maia vs Nelson pt 2

>>77772702
Wrestlefucking Maia is a bad idea unless your name is Jake Shields. It's playing into his game

He's better off keeping it standing while getting the better of him on the feet

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>>77772651
Is that easy work calling?

>>77772758
No one cares what you have to say, buddy. Why do you feel the need to fuck with everyone?

>>77772732
Didn't fuck her well enough.

>>77772770
Grow up.

>>77772758
You finna get heemed if you mention my family again. Go police another general

>>77772778

What does "finna" mean? I don't play video games or use the anime pages of this site sorry.

>>77772776
Grow up? Is that the best you've got? You're fucking stupid, there's a very tiny and deranged brain inside your skull and I would love to punt it with a fist or two. Little pussy

>>77772732
you gave her the confidence to bee herself, be proud of that

>>77772769
this fighter's IQ is under 70
world's tallest guy with down syndrome

>The obese spammer took me telling him to grow up personally now he's saying it to everyone

Struck a permanent nerve

>>77772788
you finna get ranned out

>>77772739
word on the street is colby destroyed woodley in the gym so i think maia will retire after this

>>77772788
it means "fixing to", like a mixture of going to do and trying to do, you'd know if you had any friends, its common slang.

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>the city of Jon Jones

DC knew it, the non retarded fans knew it too. He was gonna fuck up eventually, I just didn't think it would be so fast.

The grow up spammer is honestly freaking me the fuck out. what a creep lol

>>77772808
I don't speak slang. I live in Longboat Key Florida.

so.... we gonna pretend Jones didn't pop for steroids?

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>>77772802
>trying to start shit with the mastermind

It won't work, last (You)

>>77772528
floyds hands look fucked before the fight even happens

We ain't never ever gonna change uhh
We ain't never ever gonna change uhh
We ain't never ever gonna change uhh
We ain't never ever gonna change uhh
We ain't never ever gonna change uhh

>>77772823
It's already been discussed to death Paddy. No one cares anymore. LHW is a shallow division anyway.

>>77772820
>Longboat Key Florida.
holy shit can we swap lives pls

i need to get out of this hellhole

Ask the only professional fighter here anything fight related. No I don't care about your boxing questions. Yes I'm on Sherdog and 14-2.

>>77772222

*does meme mma pose*

*media crowd giggles*

what did they mean by this

boxing media shook conor by 3rd round flying knee

>>77772839
>JONES DA GOAT DC BTFO
>pops for roids
>n-n-no one cares anymore

Jones fans exposed as mental midgets like their negroid idol.

>>77772842
What's wrong with The Netherlands? Buy a PowerBall ticket.

>>77772844
Feg to return home 2

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>>77772844
Is this you?

if so women's "fighting" doesn't count

>>77772844
what gym do you train at

>>77772861
other countries don't have the lottery.

>>77772767
I agree with you but I don't see Covington being able to do that

>>77772839
>paddy
very original pal. grow up.

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>>77772857
k

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>Because if his name is Keith Johnson then the Dean of Mean makes no sense
>Y-you're right, Mike Goldberg

>>77772844
how old are you?
what organizations have you fought for (been paid by)?

>>77772880
>I don't see Covington being able to do that
Being able to stop Maia's sloppy takedowns?

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I'm studying, bois, what was the presser like?

>>77772861
you have no idea dude

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>>77772732
your dick game was so weak she turned gay lmao

What happened to Cain? Did he go to mexico and now he can't get back over the wall?

>>77772883
Jones can't even pass a test under USADA, he's done and he'll be nothing but a footnote in a chapter on wasted potential.

>>77772915
he passed 6 tests leading up to 214 and failed 1

>>77772915
Point taken
Glad we got that out of the way :)

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>>77772911
>>77772865
>>77772806

FUCK OFF
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>>77772924
how many did he hide under the ring for

>>77772894
Keep the fight standing, he's a wrestler and it's in his nature to take the fight to the mat. And let's not pretend that Maia was never good because he lost a short notice title fight with basically no training camp

>>77772934
colby will dominate maia in the grappling department, cap this post

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>>77772911
He ate a bad taco

>>77772915
>10 top tier dominant wins
>unrealized potential

Who is the most overrated fighter of all time?

>>77772950
fedor emilianenko

>>77772950

Fedor

>>77772934
Colby is as good a wrestler as Woodley. I can see a boring 15 minute decision that ends with Colby winning.

>Jon, his trainers, his nutritionists and his entire camp have worked tirelessly and meticulously the past 12 months to avoid this exact situation

>>77772950
GSP

>>77772950
fedor

>>77772961
can you take off the trip already man. you dont need to do this on heem

>>77772950
Anderson Silva

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>>77772934
>he's a wrestler and it's in his nature to take the fight to the ma

>>77772965
well maybe, but his roid guy hasn't.

will jon jones fight again?

i honestly feel cucked that i haven't gotten to see him lose yet. he's literally lost a couple rounds

>>77772950
Fedor

>>77772950
woodley

>>77772950
honestly probably fedor tbqfh

>>77772965
Did they try not taking steroids?

>>77772950
>Who is the most overrated fighter of all time?

Bruce Lee
Ronda Rousey
Fedor

>>77772988
He'll get 4yr minimum

>>77772950
cant decide between fedor and gsp

>>77772950
Probably Anderson Silva. Tempting to say Chael or one of the Gracies but I don't know how seriously those guys are taken

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>>77772895
it was boring. floyd looked about ready to cry.
wgaf, we just lost the GOAT. They could've rematched at HW..

>>77772988
Don't worry. He will have to come back and fight until he is 45 like dan henderson because of all the money he loses out on

>>77772950
GSP, although he's more athlete than fighter.

Today Luke Thomas said Brian Stann is the best commentator in UFC history. Oh also Brendan Schaub was on his show.

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here we go

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Jon Jones was poisoned by WME's competitors

Now that Jones is out of the picture, DC must move up to Heavyweight because if he remains at Lightweight he is essentially accepting his place as #2 in that division. He can never redeem himself against Jones now and will forever face ridicule as "le paper champ" at LHW.

Wat think lads?

>>77772965
imagine being the guy who manages his dosages lmao

he probally murdered that guy

>>77772950
>>77772960
>>77772961
>>77772969
>>77772970
>>77772979
>>77772991
>>77772994
>>77772994
>>77773007
>>77773019
>>77773026
>>77773027
>>77773049
>All these casuals that forgot about P4P Renan Barao

What exactly does Paulie wants with Conor's balls?

>>77773055
If he leaves whoever wins the championship is the THIRD best as a champion.That's even worse than bisping having the title

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>>77773055
how is he the paperchamp if jones literally needed to roid to win lmaoo if anything he is the real natty goat he actually won the first 2 rounds

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Post your boys

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>>77773032
>wgaf, we just lost the GOAT.
huh? But DC is still here, the natty goat

>>77773026
lol how the fuck is gsp even in that discussion
he was consistently "fighting" #1 contenders at least

>>77773071
>he actually won the first 2 rounds
For sure he didn't

>>77773071
doesnt matter. jones beat him twice. this cant be forgotten even if jones was injecting steroids inbetween rounds

>>77772965
>>Jon, his trainers, his nutritionists and his entire camp have worked tirelessly and meticulously the past 12 months to help Jon get the best grade PEDs they could find.

>>77772950
Ronda
Fedor
Anderson

In that order.

>>77773077
>Tapping to strikes
>Fighting a featherweight twice
>Dan Hardy
>Thiago Alves
>Josh Koscheck twice
>Forced to retire by big pigg

Definitely in the overrated discussion

lol does anyone here not believe that "EVERYONE IS ON STEROIDS"...you see it posted so much asking unironically not as a defense of jones

>>77773071
>he was winning until he lost

>>77773074
if he moves to HW and does good, DC might just be GOAT. Especially if Anderson keeps taking shit fights

>>77773071

Because he lost to Jones twice you massive idiot

>>77773078
why does Francis dress like a child?

>>77773055
I think his run at HW is massively overrated and that he wouldn't have done well if he'd stayed there in his prime. Realistically his career is close to over so I don't know if he has any great options

>>77773078
where's his next tweet where he shows us the view underneath him

>>77773096
not in the discussion
you're looking back on those guys like they were shit
he was fighting the best of the best in the deepest division
i don't even like the guy AT ALL!
you're an idiot though

>>77773086
scorecards say otherwise m8
>>77773089
>implying roids dont make you a godtier fighter
remember vitor
remember all the fighters that looked like shit after usada and went to immediate losing streaks

he was clean vs OSP and barely beat OSP even though OSP had a broken arm. DC wouldve beaten that bum.

>>77773106
he went from africa to paris to vegas. thats a lot of culture to adjust to in a short amount of tim

>>77773098
Yeah there are some knuckleheads who unironically believe there's such a thing as a "clean athlete" Even Messi needed HGH.

>>77773120
but he didnt and will never have the chance to prove it so it doesnt matter.
>what if
>maybe
>steroids
doesnt matter because DC lost twice

>>77773100
he won because he cheated

if it were an even playing field DC wouldve won

>>77773106
Go tell him he dress like a kid.

>>77773123
fuck off liberal faggot

>>77773107

He destroys everyone except Jones. Now Jones is in the bin DC could steal his legacy and become the goat.

>>77773120
>he was clean vs OSP
lol i love how this kid just makes shit up
absolute fucking blind speculation

>>77773119
>you're looking back on those guys like they were shit
To be fair they were. And that's why he's overrated.
>i don't even like the guy AT ALL!
Sure you don't
>you're an idiot though
t.GSP fan

>>77773129
you can't convince me Ken Griffey took anything.

>>77773136
>if it were an even playing field DC wouldve won
LMAO

>>77773135
he didnt lose twice jones got DQ'd this time

>>77773120
>judges dont make mistakes
Hendricks won that fight lol

>>77773136

sometimes i think you're the biggest epin trole here bitterballen my dude

>>77772931
Thanks, fucking tripcunt is really annoying.

>>77773158
keep telling yourself that. we both know he lost twice but whatever helps you validate your point i guess

>>77773120
DC looked pretty awful fighting Anderson Silva

>>77773173
>looked pretty awful when he won

Ok buddeh

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I think you'd be surprised.

>>77773139
what? you're saying he will violently lash out if someone critiques his attire? ugh, racist much?

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Name a human being in history who had a harder job.
>you can't.

>>77773182
>Jones looked awful winning 50-44 against OSP

Ok buddeh

>>77773173
>Anderson Silva
another roider lmao do I need to keep btfoing you guys?

Are you keep going to deny that this reachbabby didnt roid? Are you going to deny that roids dont help fighting even though its common knowledge that a fuckton of fighters look like shit performance wise after usada?

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IF never matters he will always be mentally fucked

>>77773109
lmao

https://youtu.be/FJhDNukyhfs
@2:50

How does it make you feel?

>>77773187
Lol poor fella, nothing he can do to Dave Jone's face

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>>77773194
DC lost dude

turinabol is a beast

>>77773210
This is pretty gay famalama

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>>77773214
in the end jones lost

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>>77773216
Hell of a drug.

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>>77773210

>>77773210
>still going on about the street fights
dumbos

>be a massive reach faggot
>be younger and faster than your dad bod uncle Phil looking opponent
>still feel so threatened by him you have to take roids to beat him
>expect not to get found out

Jon Jones is p4p the biggest piece of shit in MMA, if any luck he pulls another vehicular stunt, get fresh with the cops while high on coke and ends up getting TKO'd by a couple of 9mm to the chest.

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how is it possible for an adult male to be this small? are they not fed as children?

Conor McGregor is the worst humanity has to offer. Literally most of the seven deadly sins. I hope something horrific happens to him and his ugly family.

>>77773253
DC cried (twice) after being whooped by a superior fighter.

>>77773253
jon jones did so much shit I forgot all about this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVo0EBdQSa8

The MMA HOUR IS LIVE SPECIAL EDITION (lol wgaf)

https://twitter.com/i/live/875844820287209473

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg5r4jZyfdg
5:20

>>77773264
Thank you for attempting to "trigger" me.

Nothing you say will change the fact that you bull of choice is a roided and coked out spidermonkey.

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>>77773253
He really is a piece of shit, DC won one round against roided, 8 years younger Jones and was really close the 2nd round too, he didn't deserve to give us the face of pure misery and disillusionment ;_;

>>77773277
Think it's you who is triggered.

UFC 218
DC v Stipe
Do it Dana you bald red fuck

>>77773273
oy vey

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Why people hating on DC for crying, casuals easilly forget about events that took place not long ago.

>>77773277
>you bull of choice
>disgusting british "man"

>>77773282
you guys werent lying. Why is my star not black on your screen

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>>77772950
Everyone who says fedor is a troll or retarded and since they're all too young to have seen him destroy the best in the division at their own game. Outstriked prime Crocop, out jitsu'd prime Nog, etc... etc....

The most overrated is easily BJ Penn.

>this fighter is superior even though he needed to take Performance Enhancing Drugs to win
really makes you think

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>>77773264
How the fuck does he pop for Turanibol :
4-Chlorodehydromethyltestosterone/Half life
16 hours
At weigh ins with millions of dollars?

>>77773277
>you bull of choice
cringe

>>77773294
Jones was crying, DC was bawling.

>>77773294
He was crying because he was all of out coke.

>>77773306
Cro cuck was shit, he beat up scared looking pro wrestlers, little japanese men and guys 40lbs smaller than him. He got his head booted off in his first UFC fight and magically was never the same.

>>77773277
>you bull of choice
>britianstani
C'mon man

>>77773319
Jones was conscious, DC was heavily concussed

>>77773282
thank

>>77773333
>>77773302
>>77773312
I fail to see how you faggot nut hugging him like this doesn't make him your bull.

I refuse to believe this cunt has fans at all, you're all just sexually attracted to him and jerk off to the thought of him fucking that girl who smiles at you every time you go in to buy corn nuts.

>>77773338
Jones cried like a man, DC cried like a girl.

>>77773184
>Black people circling the wagons
jesus christ derrick

>>77773306
Fedor is an overrated russian can crusher who crushed more cans than Khabib and Thomas Almeida could ever hope to crush in 2 lifetimes

>>77773349
Made me chuckle tbqh

>>77772856
It seems they all know nothing about mma

>>77773347
> and jerk off to the thought of him fucking that girl who smiles at you every time you go in to buy corn nuts.
This is some serious projecting. Oddly specific too.

>>77773347
you're bootyblasted that Jones fucked DC twice

USADA can't change history.

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>>77773306
damn he outstruck cc and out jj big nog

neither of these things have ever been done

>>77773184
>man who gassed hard vs Hunt and nearly shit himself vs Browne thinks his opinion matters.

But hey, JONES DINDU NUFFIN.

there are three guys I work with and two of them knew about this fight and one of them is a old guy who actually used to box and me and him just keep laughing shaking our head at the other guy who is an obvious mcgregor nut sucker

we told him to save his money but he doesn't listen and already bought the full priced ppv through his cable provider

I can't wait for the McGregor era to finally end, it's amazing he's regarded as our best when he ducks opponents and hasn't even defended once.

>>77773253
Am I the one who really doesn't care? Steroids didn't make Jon land that headkick. And Jon won the first round imo.

I just want to watch good fights. Jon Jones is a good fighter. All the drama can fuck off, I'll go watch wrestling if I want that.

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>>77773391
>gassed
>nearly shit himself
guess how i know you dont actually follow mma

Are people still GOATS if they pop?

>>77773399
Watch Hunt/Silva 2, Bigfoot got dropped super easy unlike first fight. DC caught jones flush on the chin like 3 times

>>77773294
i don't respect any adult male who cries for any reason in their life, not joking around either, not going to argue this so don't bother if you disagree i don't care i'm not tough just no male in my family has ever cried as an adult

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>>77773310
>tainted cups
he was setup. Jon unironically dindu nuffin but the only thing thats left to answer is who would have the motive?

>>77773412
No man in your family has ever done anything worth remembering either so take that for what it's worth shartmart.

>>77773412
How old are you, have you ever lost a close family member?

>>77773402
>sucking wind and sweating like a faucet isn't gassing
>clutching your gut and declaring in the interview that you need to go number 2 isn't being close to shitting yourself

Being a combative little cunt doesn't magically increase the size of your penis anon.

>>77773399
>Steroids didn't make Jon land that headkick
Yes they did, steroids make you a better fighter that's why they do it, what a stupid thing to say.

>>77773412
lol you cried like a bitch in 3rd grade when I took your eraser

I never forgot.

>>77773412
>has never been around onions
>no one in his family has tear ducts
>no one in his family has died

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>>77773412
>he thinks his respect matters

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>>77772444
horny eastern european men. sopa de huehue's are not welcome.

>>77773324
>>77773324
Shut the fuck up you dolt. He beat the fuck out of tons of guys (Barnett is enough to shut down your argument, but he did it three times) and was a K1 champion. It's not an easy feat to outstrike a k1 champ, but fedor did it.

You're too young to remember how crazy the heavyweight division of PRIDE was.

>>77773383
filtered

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>>77773412
If I pulled that mask off would you cry?

>>77773451
literally the natty GOAT

Can someone share the floyd pepe irish flag/conor wojak backpack pic please?

jones is a bum without steroids DC is the real goat

>bbbbut he beat DC twice using PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS
back to plebbit

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>>77773427
>he later came out and said that he actually broke 3 ribs in the first round of the Browne fight and was joking about the poo

>he later revealed that he went into the hunt fight with a bad spinal injury that he has been dealing with for years but had suddenly flared during fight week so during the Hunt fight he could barely move or throw anything but meme kicks

>pretending to be a real fite fan

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>>77773462

>>77773465
>DC's official Netherlands cuck
>literally redit's representative

what are you even trying to say?

>>77773430
Steroids, particularly the ones jones popped for, make you stronger and more durable. That's it.

That shot landing was all Jones. But you tell yourself whatever you want. I'm sure your boy DC will be a very deserving champ ;)

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>>77773489

>>77773465
DC is so reddit. Jon is our guy. Underachieving autist with devilish tendencies. dc is a normal fag

>>77773489
is luke thomas, dare I say, /ourguy/?

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>>77773489
Wrong tweet
wrong post

shitposting is hard


what did he mean this

>>77773458
>implying someone who fought in pride never took anything
fathead has been fighting forever and still doesn't know what to do on the ground. retard strength and punching power =/= goat.

>>77773498
>>77773522
if jones is your guy then youre some insecure loser

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MayMac literally forcing journos to wear bracelet with electronic chip

>Illuminati freemasons confirmed

Kikewani approves

>>77773522
>Underachieving
>considered the goat by most

>autist
>does coke, sandblasts hookers and has qt wife

DC is our guy unless you're a redditor dork

>>77773523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRhuxHa5gXI

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>>77773534
how does that even make any sense?

you're just upset that DC got destroyed TWICE by some guy who was under the influence of drugs. Unbelievably sad tbqh.

>>77773531
how bout u go an fuck off my comment then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about looking good who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here

Anyway, almost everyone roids

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I'M A JACKED BLACK BOY, DEAL WITH IT

>>77773529
His girlfriend literally left him for a black dude.

>>77773507
So he was stronger and more durable during the fight taking all the shots, then having the energy and power for the kick.
He's cheated before too, he's probably cheated his whole career, but I'm sure all the shots he's ever landed were "all him"
You're a retard

>>77773412
Wow tough guy

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>>77773462

>>77773556
what youre trying to do right now makes no sense

youre in no position

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>Jones is on steroids
Yea sure and 9/11 wasn't an inside job

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>>77773558

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>>77773564
>he's probably cheated his whole career
>jon jones dirtiest fighter in the game
>boo hoo

bahahahahahahaha

Popping for steroids should result in ten losses added to your record.
Every time you dodge an opponent 5 losses.

>>77773590
>I'm so contrarian exdee!
Embarrassing.
But standard affair for Americans.

>>77773590
that pic is actually perfect proof that he was on steroids

you have to stop the steroids between fights and then you start to look like shit just like that

>>77773507
source? I don't know what he took this time

but last time he popped for estrogen blockers which suggest hard juicing
having unnaturally high test levels is a crazy advantage no matter which way you slice it

for aggression, for confidenc for higher adrenaline levels which can make you more resilient to pain and harder to knock out

also Jones was a complete lanklet before, people have always been saying he's unnaturally strong for the way he looks
and anyone with a brain by now should know he's been juicing most of his career

what he would have been had he not, we simply can't know
I think DC on juice too though so I don't really care I'm just saying

who is this drunk guy

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At least DC can say he won 2 rounds out of 7 against Jon lol

>>77773600
>get through with a 5 round fight
>want to take a break
>some chump challenges you to another match on the way to the locker room
>tell him bugger off
>you are now 1-5

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>>77773588
I'm sorry facts upset you.

>>77773615
I have a shitty keyboard

fuck you too

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which fighter has the highest lifting numbers?

>>77773615
>He's actually watching Wolf Tickets: The Fight: The Press Conference.
Jesus christ.

>>77773627
too bad I already won i used argument enhancing drugs how do you feel right now pussy

if you keep continueing ill make you succ my dik

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artem pls help

>>77773648
nate diaz could have done that again but he wanted the trilogy.

>>77773639
>lowtest cuck

what a sad response, do you want to keep trying? stay upset hoe.

>>77773626
good point
It should only count when you are officially offered an opponent in your weight class and you are uninjured.
If your opponent pulls out and you refuse someone who steps up on short notice it's ten losses.

Post fighters who hit harder than Conor Mcgregor despite being about his size.

>>77773655
lmao keep talking like ur some big shit u nerd i would kill you if this convo happend in real life

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>>77773663

>>77773663
GGG

>>77773669
LOL you would be shot dead, cuck.

In a real fight no weapons I'd break you easily and we both know it, cuck.

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>>77773663

why did the jew bring in bonnar and baronee

>>77773663
Kevin Lee. Not even kidding wait until his striking develops. If he connects on Tony tony is going out his "terminator chin" meme is going to fail tony.

>>77773663
Floyd Mayweather, not even joking

>>77773635
pudzianowski

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>>77773663
Marc Diakiese

>upsets the lowtest again
I'm sorry my guy.

How would England's own Michael Page do in the UFC? Keep in mind he is a 6'3 welterweight.

>>77773720
>let me guess i bet youre one of those nerd drumpftards lmaoo meanwhile im 6'3 230 kickboxed for 4 years i could and would kill you just watch out buddy before i trace your location

Are you going to backtrace me again?!

You're a little manlet cuck that likes to roleplay in mummies underwear. Get the fuck outta here, sissy.

>>77773720
>kickboxed
not gonna help you against american wrestlers

>>77773581
thanks

>>77773734
Brits are all bums (besides bisping)

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>>77773607
The aggression and confidence is probably more useful for Jones at this point than physical stuff imo

>>77773733
SAD
>>77773720
Beyond sad

>>77773720
did you actually compete? no trolling.

>>77773757
What does this mean? That you're not in The Netherlands? Because if that's the case you are violating Rule 14 which is a permanent ban.

>>77773720
>>77773733
Forgot to switch proxies there loser

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>mfw some fat turbo autist tries to defend jon jones as anything other than a cheating bum near me