3-0
First for australia
>de gay
>ABLs
dubs for a liverslip
based norbert
on what channel la?
7-1
dare to say it
>mfw ABL UEFA puts liverpool in the same group as Real Madrid, Borussia and Monaco
Stop stop! They're already dead!
>>77769499
HAPPENING
>BAGELSMAN
>STOP BULLYING BUNDESLIGA HOFFENHEIM WERE A ONE SEASON WONDER
even leicester made it to the quarters
STATE of German fuBball
Why didnt Liverpool qualify for groups back in May?
KLOPPO FISTING CELEBRATION WEBM NEEDED NAO !
KLOPPO FISTING CELEBRATION WEBM NEEDED NAO !
KLOPPO FISTING CELEBRATION WEBM NEEDED NAO !
KLOPPO FISTING CELEBRATION WEBM NEEDED NAO !
KLOPPO FISTlNG CELEBRATION WEBM NEEDED NAO !
>>77769490
Agreed.
96 - 0
We need a shot of that young manager who was talking shit.
Is this worse than the battle of Berlin?
Germany getting absolutely rekt
>>77769406
More of a fan than that disgusting paddy fuck, yes.
webm of goals?
>SHITTENHEIM
>>77769490
nice one
cringe
>Gnabry
top lel
le 2nd best league meme
le higher standard of play meme
le better at international competitions meme
le bayernliga meme
so this hoffenheim finished 4th last season??
>>77769521
i love it when youre lewd germany
>gnabry
Shades of peak based Brenny
>>77769468
>not Klopp verführerisch.jpg
>>77769507
Itll happen
then chelsea will get 3 shit teams
every year
>Flopnbry
hoffenheim in charge of finishing
>granatbry
BESCHISSEN
Coutinho will finally get what he want
TWO WORLD WARS
ONE WORLD CUP
ONE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE QUALIFIER
EUROPEAN NIGHTS
#freedomforphil
>>77769498
>ABLs
?
Leicester played last night, my friend
>gnabry
>>77769516
because btfoing the bundesliga is funny
>gnabry
if Gnabry was brazilian he would be called Gabyrel Paulistinha and wouldve scored that
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LIVERPOOL TRIED TO GIFT THEM A GOAL TO MAKE IT A COMPETITION
did somebody order the rape?
>Gnabry
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>77769499
>yfw this is the average "OUR YEAR, LA" poster
Germans should be given 2 CL spots 2bh lads what is this shit
>>77769490
>this reply was sent 2 days ago
>>77769542
how to miss a tap in
WHY ARE YOU ALL WATCHING THIS WHEN IT'S ALREADY DECIDED LONG AGO????
>>77769565
cout- who?
>>77769545
wtf I thought they got in on some kind of fair play award haha
>>77769545
+ Süle and Rudy
>>77769551
actually it's Klopp romantisch
>>77769507
>then we top the group
our year la
>>77769507
>mfw they win it with 18 points
>>77769567
>South Africa
>>77769545
Schalke, Leverkusen, Gladbach all had a meltdown season so yes
>GNABRY
>>77769565
>>77769560
we just want a reasonable price senpai. barca wont give us our rightful 130m
>>77769573
gabriel paulista already exists senpai hes at arsenal
ABLiverpoolAndNotCityOfLiverpoolF.C.JustLiverpoolF.C. BTFO
FEEL SORRY FOR THE AWAY FANS DESU
>>77769499
uh oh
SHOOT FFS
Einmal lag der BVB in Rückstand, Trainer Kloppo schrie herum und zog wilde Grimassen. Die Mannschaft reagierte umgehend und gewann doch noch mit 6:1. Kloppo hinterher gewohnt schlagfertig: "Einfach nur geil!"
Eines schönen Trainingstages war Sven Bender etwas faul und lief nicht die geforderten 100 Kilometer pro Trainingsspiel. Kloppo nahm den Jungen zur Seite, schrie: "Hast du 'nen Lattenschuß? Das hier is 'ne Vollgasveranstaltung!" Im nächsten Spiel lief Bender dann 200 Kilometer. Kult-Motivator Kloppo!
Kult-Fußballehrer Kloppo wurde vor einem BVB-Heimspiel mal gefragt, wie er die Atmosphäre im Stadion fände. Kloppo nahm mal wieder kein Blatt vor den Mund: "Einfach geil!" Einfach Kloppo, sagen wir!
Vor einem Spiel gegen Real Madrid wurde Kloppo nach den Qualitäten des Gegners gefragt. Da mußte der Sprüchepapst nicht lange nachdenken: "Real is'n Brett!" Bewundernde Zuhörer allenthalben.
Vor dem Duell mit dem FC Bayern, einem Team mit "brutaler Qualität" (Kloppo), forderte Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp von seiner Mannschaft "brutale Bereitschaft" ein. Das Spiel ging dann 1:1 aus. Kloppo nach der Partie: "Daß Lewa noch den Ausgleich macht, war brutal wichtig!" Top-Analyse à la Kloppo.
Einmal verletzte sich Kevin Großkreutz schwer im Adduktorenbereich. Kloppo mitfühlend: "Das ist brutal für den Kevin." Als Großkreutz wieder gesund war, lief er wieder die gewohnten 150 Kilometer pro Spiel und schoß sogar ein Tor. "Das ist richtig geil", erklärte Wort-Genie Kloppo auf der anschließenden Pressekonferenz den darob begeisterten Journalisten.
3-0 after 25 minutes is the most dangerous scoreline lads
klopp celebration video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Is hoffeinheim anywhere near Dresden?
Looks like it, they've got red all over them
>>77769507
>ABL
what does this have to do with Leicester?
>>77769612
nice one. had a good laugh.
>Gnabry
This fucking slippy ass defense bring in VVD now Klopp or it's another 5th place finish
well the old fucks gave it a go but now they're fagged out and having a sit down
no more singing
COMEBACK IS ON LA
>LELVERPOOL
>>77769581
isn't the fat guy behind him also in one of those famous scouser webms?
I reckon offenheim can do it
>be 3:0 down
>try to pass the ball into the goal
>GRANBY
UHOH I HAVE A SLIP FEELING
UH OH
slip incoming
>>77769616
What do you Germans do for a living?
>LIVERFLOP
TSUUUUUUUUTH
>>77769616
This is the best pasta on the internet. Too bad it only works in german.
>>77769581
seems like an alright dude desu
UTH! THEREEEEEE IT ISSSSSSS
UTH! THEREEEEEE IT ISSSSSSS
UTH! THEREEEEEE IT ISSSSSSS
UTH! THEREEEEEE IT ISSSSSSS
>>77769507
Liverpool would rather be the underdog in a meeting of two top sides than the heavy favorite against a babby team.
See: Liverpool's 3 losses last season against the bottom half of the table
The most dangerous lead
>THIS DOES NOT SLIP
reminder that there are no good black footballers and that you should never trust them
>>77769641
worry.jpg
ITS BACK ON HOFFENBROS!!
WOOOOOOO
They scored down Moreno's side? WOW I'M SHOCKED.
>>77769499
HABBENING HAPPENING HABBENING HABBENING HAPPENING HABBENING
HABBENING HAPPENING HABBENING HABBENING HAPPENING HABBENING
UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH
Am I the only lne thinking Sala is an absolute fraud?
imagine how good of a defense they could buy with £130m
>THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP >THIS DOES NOT SLIP
>slippershit
>Mignolel
Liverpool's defence is truly atrocious, imagine this against Real Madrid
SILENCE HAHA
HAHAHA CRYSTANBUL INCOMING LA
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>tfw you look older than the hoffeinheim manager
if 96 it'll slip
>tfw no defense
could heem every germ in this thread to paste
>>77769499
dubs and it really is happening
>>77769623
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE GRANATE!
>everybody going mad like Liverpool are losing
Liverpool have 3 goals lmao, I'm pretty sure no team has lost a 3-0 lead in a such important game.
>>77769616
In English doc!
>>77769695
>letting it slip
I'm participating in the German league is shite banter but you have no idea how badly I want the hoff lads to score another 3
>>77769673
probably not a good one at all considering klopp only wants to buy players that are not for sale
>>77769695
oh shit wtf
>the most dangerous lead
reminder that someone like leverkusen, schalke or VW should have been on hoppenheims spot. this is an embarassment and the schmährufe of the bongs will not end for ten weeks.
>>77769618
Liverpool will create a lot of counterattacks and breakaways in the first half, but they'll tire themselves out by the 60th minute and REALLY be in trouble when they've tired themselves out and have to rely on players like Dejan Lovren and Alberto Moreno to keep Hoffenheim's attacking mids an strikers in check.Book it.
Nice meme match
>>77769695
So close
>>77769562
>Forgetting at least 1 UCL final
I can't be arsed to Google the others
>>77769695
Nice try la
>>77769700
>heem
I think they want you back at reddit
>>77769704
>>77769704
Defending is easy la
>>77769695
close but u let it slip
>>77769713
>VW
>>77769713
your league is fucking shite no wonder hardly anybody outside germany watches it. fuck you.
>German clubs except Buyern
If Gnabry wasn't so shit I honestly could see HOF equalizing.
Friendly reminder this is the best of the best when it comes to bundesliga.
pls sign VVD at half time
>>77769695
affffff
>>77769713
Too bad they all played like shit last season.
>>77769468
>newcastle
>>77769721
2012, 1999 being two world famous ones?
Get it together mate
Slip inside the eye of your mind
Don't you know you might find
A better place to play?
>argie comentator keeps calling then Hoffenheimer
will my autism survive?
What haircut do you want la?
>just give me the reverse istanbul
>>77769721
Bayern let it slip
https://youtu.be/XjxHp2A5BsU?t=327
>>77769695
Looks like you slipped
>>77769713
You're just going to have to accept that at least one of the German teams every season is either going to one of the regular chokers, or a meme team having their one off good season, only to collapse before even playing a game of CL football after all their players are bought.
>>77769740
Bit rude lad
theres not a single britbong in this thread i couldnt heem sleepy
THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP LADS
THIS DOES NOT SLIIIIIIP
>we scored 3 goals in the first 25 minutes time to start playing like pussies
>>77769747
black cunt.
Friendly reminder that Bournemouth beat Liverpool 4-3 last year
Anything is possible my fire bomb roasted German friends
>moss dangeros leed
>>77769705
Once BVB was behind, coach Kloppo screamed and drew wild grimaces. The team reacted promptly and still won 6: 1. Kloppo afterwards accustomed: "Just great!"
Sven Bender was lazy for a nice training session and did not run the required 100 kilometers per training game. Kloppo took the boy aside, shouting, "Do you have a stench shot? This is a full-throttle event!" In the next game Bender ran 200 kilometers. Cult motivator Kloppo!
Kloppo, a cult soccer coach, was asked how he would find the atmosphere in the stadium before a BVB home game. Kloppo once again took no note to his mouth: "Simply cool!" Simply Kloppo, let's say!
Before a game against Real Madrid Kloppo was asked for the qualities of the opponent. The proverbial paper did not have to think long: "Real is a board!" Admiring listeners everywhere.
Before the duel with FC Bayern, a team with "brutal quality" (Kloppo), Kloppo Kloppo called for his team "brutal readiness". The game then went 1: 1 out. Kloppo after the game: "That Lewa still makes the balance was brutally important!" Top analysis à la Kloppo.
Once, Kevin Großkreutz was seriously injured in the adductor area. Kloppo sympathetically: "This is brutal for Kevin." When Großkreutz was again healthy, he ran back the usual 150 kilometers per game and even shot a goal. "This is really cool," explained word genius Kloppo at the subsequent press conference the enthusiastic
>>77769773
>tfw you pass by someone who has less mass than you
Feels good man
>>77769694
>94
>>77769695
>95
>>77769696
>96
>>77769697
>97
>>77769695
ArE yEeR lA
>sell coutinho to barca
>buy some mid table side's entire back four
>???
>profit
would literally prefer this to watching lovren and moreno play every week
Hoffenheim are awful, /bundes/ was full of shit.
HOW MANY GOALS DO THEY NEED
>>77769738
wolfsburg
>>77769789
shit translation and it doesnt work english m8
german nazis booing an african man. im shocked
>>77769760
Sounds like Manusovich, I hate that ugly piece of shit.
>>77769823
I think it's fucking brilliant thb lad
Still trying to figure out how Spurs managed to put together a great defense in two summers but Liverpool have been trying for years and aren't even close.
>he's not cheering for the whitest team
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>liverpool defending
Let's be honest, both of these clubs would be better off in the EL anyway so who ever loses might actually do themselfves a favor.
>firmino
bundesliga? more like a bundle of shite
>>77769807
Keep that rightback though
>>77769829
>man
>all those white players for Hoffenheim
no wonder theyre shite. All the best teams have at least 3 black coons
THESE ARE SHIT
reminder that football is for degenerates/low class people
should be off there
>>77769834
It is. Fuck that hairy cunt.
Why the fuck is everybody high on Coutinho when Mane has been killing it on the left wing
Hoffenheim 5-4 win incoming.
Das it Mane
>tfw poop spent £50m on Kyle Walker when Trent Alexander-Arnold exists
>>77769865
>All the best teams have at least 3 black coons
Does Madrid have any blacks other than Marcelo?
>>77769874
>degenerates
well thats the entire german population then
>>77769865
thats racist
>>77769865
>>77769856
>>77769843
HATE SPEECH
>>77769499
>>77769695
i got your back britbong
>German's applauding the black man tearing their defence apart
I expect nothing less.
>>77769823
your shit and don't work in english
>Germans cheering for Mane
They really are a nation of cucks these days
>>77769616
kek
HAHA YES MANE
>>77769878
qtinho is qt
Mane is a proper lad
Post your favourite teams
Portugal: Nacional da Madeira
Spain: Elche
France: AS Monaco
Italy: AC Milan
England: Arsenal
Netherlands: Ajax
Germany: SC Freiburg
Scotland: Elgin City
Greece: Panathanaikos
Turkey: Galatasaray
Denmark: FC Copenhagen
Faroe Islands: B36 Tórshavn
Sweden: Halmstads BK
Norway: Molde FK
Finland: FC Haka
Estonia: Flora Tallinn
Latvia: Skonto FC
Lithuania: FK Suduva
Belorussia: BATE Borisov
Ukraine: Shakhtar Donetsk
Moldavia: FC Tiraspol
Serbija: FK Dinamo Pančevo
Republic of Macedonia: FK Metalurg
Albania: KS Flamurtari
Bosnia & Herzegovina: Radnik Bijeljina
Croatia: NK Istra
Bulgaria: CSKA Sofia
Romania: Steaua Bucharest
Switzerland: Basel
Austria: Sturm Graz
Belgium: Lierse SK
Wales: Bala Town
Ireland: Derry City
Northern Ireland: Ballinamallard Utd
Poland: Legia Warsaw
Czech Republic: Sparta Prague
Russia: Zenit St. Petersburg
Cyprus: APOEL Nicosia
Hungary: Ferencváros
Iceland: Valur
Slovakia: Slovan Bratislava
Slovenia: FK Maribor
Georgia: Dinamo Tbilisi
Azerbaijan: Khazar Lankaran FK
Armenia: Ararat Yerevan
Kazakhstan: Atyrau
Non-European countries bonus round:
Australia: Adelaide United
Japan: Vissel Kobe, Consadole Sapporo
USA: DC United, Chicago Fire
Costa Rica: Deportivo Saprissa
Mexico: Atlante
Brazil: Grêmio
Argentina: Huracán de Comodoro Rivadavia
Ghana: Hearts of Oak
Ivory Coast: ASEC Mimosas
Egypt: Al Ahly
Lebanon: Tripoli SC
The Philippines: Team Socceroo F.C.
Singapore: Albirex Niigata Singapore FC
China: Xinjiang Tianshan Leopard, Tianjin Quanjian
Hong Kong: Yokohama FC Hong Kong
North Korea: Pyongyang SC
South Korea: Jeju FC
Turkmenistan: Şagadam Türkmenbaşy
India: FC Goa
Uzbekistan: Pakhtakor FK
Iran: Malavan FC
Chile: Prat de Punta Arenas
based Matip
based mane
Based Mane
>>77769893
Casemiro, Varane
Inb4 they're n-not black
>>77769909
stay at home. were full.
>Mane pumping up the crowd
pretty cool
>>77769893
Casemiro and Navas
>>77769893
Ronaldo and Benzema
>>77769893
Casemiro, Varane.
>>77769916
alri JW10
>>77769931
kek
>>77769923
DAS IT MANE
>>77769916
Stop posting anytime
This might be a pretty good team once Klopp gets rid of the shit and buys the rest of the guys he wants.
Keita plays like 3 players.
>>77769927
why would I be interested in coming to your shitty country when I can just go to the UK and steal their jobs
>>77769916
whatever the chink team is that uses the slogan BE THE BEST FOREVER
>>77769916
>Bala Town
at least its better than TNS
>>77769949
dis is mane
>>77769894
Good post nigger
>>77769942
>>77769916
>Atlante
>DC United, Chicago Fire
Honestly just get the gas
Probably expect one more for Hoff from some kind of Lovren/Moreno/Mignolet retardation desu
Gnarby is shit lol
German teams should only be allowed in the Europa league 2bh lads
>UK
>jobs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>77769695
>>77769902
>>77769499
this is how its done, gentlemen
>>77769916
Ah Ahly is based, good taste
>>77769916
English Football league: Aston Villa
English Non league: Solihull Moors
NO ONE ELSE you glory hunting nonce
gnabry could visit rio favelas here any time he'd pass as local
Hoffenheim are such fucking idiots. Just like the first game, every time they've pumped the ball up to Wagner they've created chances and opportunities. They continue to fuck about at the back when they know that Wagner vs Lovren has only one winner.
THIS DOES NOT ____ (4 letter word)
>>77769954
>when I can just go to the UK and poo in the streets
What did he mean by this?
why is gnarby here
didn't he go to buyern
>>77769993
>only watches 2 matches a week
don't you get bored m8
Pls can get hat trick
>>77770001
evidently not.
lads
LADS
cubetinho
>up 5-2
>trousers already soaked in stinky nervous sweat
That Liverpool feel
>>77770001
Immediately went on loan to hoffenheim because he wanted first team play.
>>77769995
Do you think he would appreciate the local cuisine?
would you lose two inches from your height to add it to your penis
>>77769916
>Costa Rica: Deportivo Saprissa
My man...
>>77769987
uk has unemployment not far off germany you moron
>>77770009
well i'm watching this now, doesn't mean i like liverpoo
>>77770001
Every player in the bundesliga belongs to Buyern. They just loan them to the other teams.
Team USA should draft gnarby
>>77770001
Bayern try and help out their competition by giving bench warmers after they steal their players for pennies
fucking bongs getting cheeky here again. hate those cunts tßh. 1v1 i would probably smash 95% of their whole island. bunch of pussies.
5 - 2 is the most dangerous lead indeed
>>77770014
nice
now make a coutesseractinho
BRING SOLANKE ON
>>77770037
>>77770037
>1v1 i would probably smash 95% of their whole island
you tried this and failed.
>gnabry
BTFO
>>77770037
>GERMany
>>77770024
Considering I'm 6'5 and my penis is already 7 1\2 inches, yes
NICE CORNER NGABRY
>>77770037
how do you do that meme b
>>77770047
>>77770037
come to durkirk fagboi
>>77770047
Do it again bomber Harris
>>77769954
good point. do so, please, based raj.
>>77770058
>Malaysia is here
>>77770014
Is he a box-to-box midfielder??
>>77770058
What creature is this?
>>77770056
when? ive never been on your ugly ass island so far. you should know. else you would already have a scar on you're face fucker
>>77770056
that's because you ganged up on them with the frenchies, russians and the americans
>>77770058
what is she doing
LMAO'ing at the
>>96
watch them slip
>>77770037
true tßh, bongs are barely human
>>77770067
i think its arabic
>>77770079
hmm
>>77770047
So worth it my dude!
>>77770074
Don't try to fit in. It's ridiculous.
>It's summer and everyone is waring a coat
The state of English weather
you now realise Al Pacino drinks coke zero
>>77769995
>ywn party with good natured but terrifying favelados
feels bad
>Hope'N'Home ded
ughhhhh thanks buyern for stealing rudy and süle
>>77770110
kek
how long until the GET lads
>>77770110
there's a "massacre those who insult islam" sign missing in that picture
>>77770113
cala boca viadinho, eh uma piada com o filme. vai se fuder
>>77770102
>we killed innocent people so we could be overrun by niggers
hmm good effort, I guess
>>77770117
coke zero is very good
>>77770127
96 minutes
imagine being a Liverpool fan
Just IMAGINE
shitty cuckold team, cuckold city, cuckold people
Beta beta cucks!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking HELL lads it's so funny how fuckig BETA Liverpool is Hahahah
Fuck me I dying here
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cuck team haha
*flies away*
Going to the burger joint, want anything, brehs?
Why were they booing Mane?
>Klopp doing a Pep Outro
great goals
just a shame that Anfield is fucking dead, something big needs to change because it's shite
Based HOFFENHEIM making it easy for arsenal during the weekend.
post half time illsbrehs
>>77770127
i bet its gonna be some /pol/ shit
>>77770089
Lol shit up and suck an immigrant dick already
>>77770142
>germans
>innocent
>>77770120
pls canadian friend come visit :DDDDDDDDD
well american nba guy, this is your standard liverpool game
we will shit ourselves and somehow choke then come back to win at the end
>>77770159
DONT
>>77770159
does she date pajeets?
so has the bundesliga gone downhill or was it always all just a meme? because hoffenheim unironically look like a championship side
>>77770162
>i bet
I'm gonna make sure it is
>>77770155
even Hoffenheim's stadium is louder lmao
>>77770149
imagine willingly associating yourself with scousers even though you weren't unfortunate enough to be born there
>>77770120
Was glad that the nigger hue didn't kick or harm the dog
What is Liverpool like as a city lads?
>>77770136
Delicious
>>77770172
It's like a play where the villain comes through the smoke cloud and all the characters gasp
>>77770155
What do you mean its dead? Not a fan fyi
>>77770192
fucking saved
>>77770189
the kid in the gif is brazilian, not chinese
LADS THE 7777777 GET IS COMING UP BEFORE THE END OF THE GAME
EVERYONE HERE HAS TO TRY AND GET IT AND MAKE IT LIVERPOOL RELATED
WE NEED MEME MAGIC FOR IT TO BE OUR YEAR
>>77770181
no english team would finish in the top 4 in the bundesliga
>>77770176
>>77770177
>>77770192
her legs are too stumpy
>>77770205
pervert
>>77770192
poor bird must be burning her feet with that wooden floor under the californian sun desu
>>77770187
>steady sound
no thanks la, liverpool's atmosphere used to be grand and didn't need le orchestrated ultras
>>77770191
small.
decent pubs. easy to get to
>>77770210
lol
just lol
>>77770192
Is that ass genetic or squatted?
>>77770192
fucking perfect
>>77770155
DESU I USED TO SLAG IT BUT THEN I WENT AND IT IS REALLY LOUD IN REAL LIFE
>>77770181
idk man how about Arsenal losing 10-2 on aggregate to a German team a few months back?
>>77770191
pretty boring, not a lot to do
the people all look like irish mongrels
>>77770201
was loud for the first 5 minutes and then it's like everyone just settled down and decided that's that for the entire rest of the half
>>77770213
>
>>77770237
>Arselel
...m8
>>77770209
It'll be the Peruvian web scriptfag with some anime
>>77770219
maybe you should allow terracing again
>>77770234
what the hell, why did she do that
MILLIE B IS A SLAG
>>77770213
your arms are fucking twigs mate shut it
1 9 0 k g i s h e r e
cringe
>>77770256
checking for danglies in the mirror la
>german gov unironically bitching about car bans because MUH ENVIRONMENT while most other countries dont give a shit
smhtobihoeneß why is this country so cucked
>>77770248
>you will never have prime sasha's perfect bum on yer face
>>77770234
>not a trap
Lame
don't reply to the sweaty sheepshagger
>its a Gerrard doesn't speak in a monotonous tone because Liverpool are winning episode
>>77770273
Should had tried harder to win ww2
>>77770234
>those ribs
reverseboner.webm
>>77770248
That is ridiculous and I need a movie title to ascertain that the ass is indeed real.
>>77770219
Oh fuck off, the atmosphere was great until we went 3-0, then everyone was thinking about what they'll have at half time, pie or hotdog.
>>77770248
keep going lad
>>77770273
At least the muslims that replace you guys will be living in a nice clean country! <3 :D
>>77770239
phwoar
>>77770298
you're gay, son
/comfy/
>>77770273
It is the automotive industry lobbying to force car sales you retarded virgin, not the (((government)))
more PAWG's please
who else /theanimal/ here?
i can't guess there's much point being here rn
Shitizen is a faggot lol
>just realised FCSB is Steaua.
Why the fuck are they not called Steaua on livescore?
>all this Liverpool love in punditry
>and Lineker with his shit eating grin to boot
not for me desu
>>77770320
here
but
>that belly button tramp stamp thing
JUST
>>77770313
TLF
>>77770247
Ah I see. Kind of a big lead and they are too nice for the opponent?
>>77770298
>poo taste
>>77770320
BIG DICK DAVE
>mfw women's butt's
>>77770275
feels bad
>>77770301
...ugh it slipped my mind what it's called but let me get back at you in case I remember it
what the fuk was that arby's advert?
do amerians eat that/
fucking christ.
>>77770352
i have a question...HOW BIG IS DAVE BATISTA'S DICK?
Based Stevie la he's boss
>>77770346
yes
>>77770312
no wafflebro, I only like thicc brit girls
>>77770356
surprised you haven't been posting your Lana webms desu
>>77770304
too bad I cant move to your country either since your prez will be a case for the mental house pretty soon.
whats a based country to move to nowadays?
>>77770332
gerrard is decent tbf
macca is awful
>>77770298
They can't all be fat Indian housewives, Iqbal.
>>77770353
the patrician part of the women
>>77770301
https://www.playvids.com/de//v/JsMf9113IRB
>>77770372
Got to mix it up innit
>>77770370
are there thicc indian slags in india or do they only exist here?
maybe they dont eat enough in india
>today Hoppenheim gets eliminated
The look on Nailhead's face is priceless. God what a unlikable cunt. He would fit in at Buyern.
>>77770377
Too much arse
alright gentlemen
get ready to slip 2nd half.
96
>>77770374
Gerrard just called a tap in 'World Class'. Is he joking?
>>77770364
not watching german news
they even showed an antifa protest
>>77770377
Thigh
>>77770370
also watch this fucking video it is hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRnGqhYhHdg
>>77770399
he called the firmino dinky cross world class
>>77770396
oh shit
Can't say I enjoy watching Liverpool succeed if I'm being honest
>>77770365
12 INCH
>>77770406
>>77770370
OFFICIAL HALF TIME SONG EVERYONE LISTEN OR WE WILL LOSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnvCIdT4AJ4
>>77770316
while yr right that theyre gonna force carsales its still the gov making this shit possible by trying to force the associated laws
>>77770234
M.. moar?
>>77770417
remy isn't even pretty
don't see the hype
no homo
>>77770391
there are too many 2bh desu
>>77770417
remy has the perfect small tits, the perfect tummy, the perfect hips, the perfect ass, the perfect face
RIP
>>77770417
is hulahooping an sport?
>>77770417
This will never not make my dick happy
>>77770439
>>77770396
doesnt listen
>>77770417
where are these women like how do i find them just hola hooping around like this?
>>77770417
F L A T
L
A
T
>>77770412
>>77770399
I scored that exact goal in Fifa 11 yesterday
GOTT STRAFE ENGELAND TẞH
>>77770448
>no homo
How fucked is the German car industry after brexit? The meds only buy shitty little hatchback
>>77770373
For a mental patient, he's handling the economy pretty well. For someone like you I hear Canada is pretty B A S E D.
>>77770448
she is lacking those sharp facial features
>>77770417
TITLET
>>77770417
for some reason i always find it hilarious when the girl in the background drifts by
>>77770439
punjab needs to get nuked. punjabis are to india what negros are to america
>>77770448
What's this? 190 KG with a good post? Have a (you) la
>>77770478
i know you're memeing right now but you've hit the nail on the head.
>>77770474
the chinks will buy all companies
THEY'RE GONNA LET IT SLIP LADS
>>77770476
>supporting trump
lmao goy
>>77770455
definitely
>>77770484
I thought that was tamals
>>77770476
stop suggesting liberals should come here fucking hell dude
some best ally you are
c-can we extend half time slags???!!!
>>77770500
WTF HOW DO I CHANGE MY VOTE TO HILLDAWG NOW?
>>77770448
she has a cute face tho
and her ass is god tier
only con is her tits
>>77770521
dont think it matters mate. the really sad reality was having to choose between the two
>>77770515
>>77770509
you dont have to be a liberal to worry about his mental state
hoffenheim deserves to get relegated for this fiasco. they could lose against rostov, no problem. but losing against the anglos is a cardinal crime. the dishonor we will suffer because of them. the annoying bongs and their american henchmen. FUCK
>>77770503
tamils are black skinned but they have a higher IQ average and a higher HDI than the of india
punjabis spread their bix nood language and their shitty materialistic culture/drugs/violence everywhere
watch the m(poo)ovie Udta Punjab if you're interested in this topic
>>77770509
Why don't you come here if you're a non-liberal? We'll accept u.
>>77770515
No, we have to have a code.
>>77770527
>only con is her tits
>>77770501
didn't she get pregnant or something and stopped doing porn?
>>77770515
>tfw you will never have a danish slag
Geht Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp in eine Bar. Sagt der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp: Ich bin der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp? Da erwidert Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Klopp mal in meine Kult-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Klopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult Kloppo" Kult Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Klopp.
>>77770534
If that's the case I'd rather have the twitter banter man as president.
>>77770552
she's a nurse now
>>77770527
>not appreciating small tits
>>77770558
you have the vocaroo?
Manes vision is rather deplorable. Shit passer as well.
>>77770543
because i like being canadian >:[
>>77770552
Yes.
>>77770552
she stopped because she was getting old and fat. Tried to save face by claiming she a gud girl didnt do nuthin, shitting on all her coworkers
>>77770527
the only good thing about her is her hips and ass lad.
her face is a butter face
>>77770540
German teams always lose to Anglos every year
>>77770574
she works for drip doctors if anyone wants to get nursed by her
>>77770549
>>77770576
I like em a little bit bigger
>>77770588
what about Arsenal?
>>77770588
>Arsenal
>>77770582
My mom is a Canadian citizen. You can be both.
>>77770589
I STRONGLY QUESTION THE LEGALITY AND MORALITY OF THIS WEBM
>>77770589
is that some 4D spacetime magic hoop?
>>77770589
i really need to stop opening webms from your country
>>77770589
this is a 3000 year old vampire right?
What is your favourite nature photograph, lads?
>>77770610
>>77770611
Arsenal are not good enough for the CL so we kicked them out of it ourselves. Bayern ruined your league
>>77770377
Isn't that neyram's wife?
>>77770620
Malaysian webms are either fantastic or legally questionable, no inbetween
>>77770613
on a scale of 1 to 10 how canadian are you?
>>77770589
/tv/ pls go
Firminio is like Ozil, except actually good
>>77770644
>match is won
>play against Arsenal on weekend
>keep Mane and Firmino on
What is Klopp thinking?
>>77770589
Now post the one of her gyrating on a floor
>>77770640
too much weed
>>77770604
kek, the nasri stunt did give them a lot of attention
we can't let an amerisport get the GET lads
>>77770641
That's kind of an abstract question. I have no canadian citizenship, but that doesn't prevent Canada bro from being a dual citizen.
>>77770669
5-2 is the most dangerous lead
>>77770673
u-una vela?
>(((hoffenheim)))
>that hoffenheim defense
lmao
>>77770686
sabe
>corner
>gives goalkick
what did the referee, the linesman and the extra official behind the goal mean by this
>>77770684
i asked because you said your mom is canadian
do you get any feelings of "canadian-ness" ever
>>77770669
VOLLGAS ODER KEIN GAS
>>77770585
kek stupid bitch
Reminder Liverpool funded terrorism
Just tuned in. Has /sp/ apologized yet?
>>77770661
>>77770661
new
gk lel
>>77770716
96 was an inside job
>>77770720
/sp/ really need to apologize right now
>>77770669
leaving the big boys on to ensure the win in Europe and let the B-team trash arsenal
>>77770613
what, are you from michigan or something? i wouldn't mind living in america at all, it just wouldn't feel like home. i've been outside of this country for maybe a week or two in my entire life
>>77770641
canada doesn't have birthright citizenship because mexicans don't make us feel bad about having laws
>>77770720
which trophy did they win celebrating like that, lad?
>>77770589
Same girl
How many posts per day on /sp/?
How long until 77777777?
>>77770749
by morning I'd say.
>>77770749
Gonna be some useless shitpost desu.
>>77770709
I do actually. I'm way more polite than most of my "full" american friends. I live in so-cal though so it's kinda hard to have an "authentic" american feeling. Especially when your state is slowly reverting back to Mexico.
>>77770739
>canada doesn't have birthright citizenship
that's a great thing
are you sure it will stay the same way given how liberal your country is?
>>77770803
no but at the same time since the only borders that surround us are american and greenland or whatever the fuck that island is called so we don't really have as much of a problem with it as they do
>>77770803
wow i just googled it and apparently we do have that
fuck it we're stupid
>>77770739
I live in California lmao.
>Mignolet making hearts stop for a second every single game
He was made for Liverpool, the gift that keeps on giving
>>77770788
its weird for me to hear that because I grew up reading stories about how great california was and suddenly one I day I found what was happening to it
do you get to see any famous musicians?
>>77770890
there's like 5 neighbourhoods in LA that rich people fuck about in and then other than that they stay in the hills
>>77770890
I used to live in a neighborhood that was pretty affluent. Some sport stars & the lead singer of the Mamas and the Papa's.
Celebrations were a mistake
>>77770909
>five
I can only think of beverly hills. what's the other four?
>>77770928
do you go to any sports games or concerts or stuff
>>77770999
I moved out of Los Angeles recently. When I lived there I would go to lots of concerts, raves, & clubs. Yeah gone to a fair amount of games either Baseball or more recently soccer. The LA Galaxy suck ass though.
>>77771065
is life in LA as cool as 90210 makes it out to be
>>77771115
lmao if you are filthy rich & charismatic yes it is. I did know a few people who had that lifestyle. That's literally just West LA though. Everything else is a mexican & black mad max wasteland. So it can be cool, but it can also be very shitty.
>>77771155
cool. why did you leave LA though? work? cost of living?