>sideways pass virtuoso

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>box-to-box midfield orchestrator

>defending wingers

>designated cumdumpster trequartista

>controls the game

>african free kick specialist attacking midfielder playing false 10

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>mid field ball delivering imperator

>>77767807
jajajajaja XD MUY BUEN POST EL LOCO !!!!1 XD XD XD

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>the hunter and gatherer midfield

>>77768423
autism

>>77767587
Are these bot threads?

>>77768637
el britANO señores
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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>enemy ball thieving magnifico

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>box to box fenomeno

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>>77767587
>false libero

>slow and calm maestro

>artillero

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>outside the box deep lying defensive-offensive play making central defender adept

>centre attacking bench

>libero alternante

>corner kick
>corner is not itself kicked

>>77774607
>american football
>isn't played with the foot

mmmm....

>good holding game

>>77767587
>Water carrier

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>Magisterial midfield playmaker

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>designated driver

> depredador del area

>Fox in the box

>2-way goalkeeper

>>77767587
>>77767695
>>77767857
>>77773798
>>77773806
>>77773957
>>77774323
>>77774565
>>77774481

Kek

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>free roaming libero/defending midfielder turbohybrid

>the new maradona

>the deep-lying playmaker
>the creative maestro
>the magician
>le close my eyes and pass it towards the opponents goal hoping our big lad up top runs onto it man

>the false fellaini

>the world class american forward

>cross cum-shot

>super sub

moar liek super meme amirite

>raumdueter

>water carrier

> 2 touch extraordinaire

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>mfw I can't think in anything clever to post

>>77776951
if you don't have anything clever to post just post some dumb shit like
>false box to box lasagna

>>77776951
t. bacteriarinha

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>no technical skill
>no brain
>is always out of position so he has to chase the ball like a dog
>blasts EPO and Endurobol to keep it up
>signature move is being in the right place by sheer coincidence and intercepting the ball
>adored by fans, players, coaches, and pundits for """working hard"""
>winner of the Barclays Premier League™ Most Valuable Player Award
can /sp/ think of the words that do this once in a lifetime player justice?

>>77777459
nigger

> defensive winger

>>77767587
>posting on /sp/
>having your get stolen by /mlp/

> this does not slip

>Classic number 10

>big benis :DD

>>77777777

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>backwards passing and running forward artiste

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>>77777497

>box to box keeper
>winger that cuts outside

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>false 1

>>77779088
>false 1

wew...

>box-to-box dab specialist

>tough as nails centre half

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>the phillip lahm role

>el capitANO

>Central attacking Goalkeeper

>multidimensional unlimited defender

>controlling ball with the mind psychic magic wielding striker

>activated central fullback

>>77775823
I like this one

>homo dispositionary

>indiscernible playmaker

>pacy dribbler

>>77776951
t. the holy cow of corner shots

>spectator multiple choice philosophical riddle

>false linesman
>center winger
>not goal keeper

>box to box goalkeeper

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>Beckenbauer-like attacking libero with side to side articulation, deep passing specialist

>inverted false 10 with needle player qualities

>a great guy to have in the locker room

>>77783992
For me, it's
>locker room motivator short speedster trequartista with swift inside cuts to backward crosses

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>space and time bending deep lying mind controlling centre forward despot.

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>referee mindsculpting penalty-kick diver manlet speeding striker playing 5D chess with defenders over three matches and wide kicking to mislead keepers

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>time wasting penalty taker

>il motorino del centrocampo

>dabbing african-french central midfielder