/heem/ - Fook /box/ing Edition

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got no balls

Bring ur balls

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Who's your favorite female fighter?

>>77767186
damn paulies face is a mess

is this unironically shopped/edited?

what can we expect with Artem Lobov as the main sparring partner

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Koreshkov vs Njokuani
Ward vs Gonzalez
McKee vs Tugman
Ellen vs Arteaga

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>>77767204
For me, it's Megan Olivi.

Previous: >>77765576

I cannot wait until McGregor eats the canvas. You'll be able to cut the impotent rage with a spoon.

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say sorry

paige van zant is the most deceptely ugly girl in history

she looks like a tight young blonde but she's actually an ugly half cast

>>77767213
the reach advantage

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>>77767218
Who are these fighters? Also you're the pikachu poster.

>>77767230
Floyd goes down in the 6th

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>>77767204
I am in love with paige van zant and would leave behind all world possessions to be with her.

>>77767219
she is pretty hot and cute at the same time

>>77767233
sorry natty WOAT

>>77767230
hope the ref doesnt stop it until someone gets fulled heemed. a proper KO


its boxing though so i doubt it

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Look at this photograph

Every time I do it makes me laugh

How did his eyes get so red

And what is that on Joey's head?

Jones needs to stop taking dick pills

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>>77767242
Sorry bro she already has a 5'5 boyfriend.

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>>77767242

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THREAD THEME SONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNXtqNNB77g

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<----Tappy

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which?

would you rather get heemed, lose your belt, but then get it back a couple weeks later

or

heem the champ, win the belt but then it gets stripped for roids 2 weeks later

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>>77767242
You're going to have to beat this guy up. Keep in mind he's a professional fighter.

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Luke Thomas is live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vtKUAPLlho

>>77767295
Where's his neck tattoo?

>>77767294

Which ever one gives me the most CTE

>>77767292
as a white man, floyd is closer to me genetically so him

>>77767268
>>77767261
Proof that God exists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbgMXFktQl4

He gave us an angel named Paige

>>77767303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QekUUELeDYg

Will Luke Thomas EVER recover?

>>77767274
no it's this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epb5HCZNBZQ

>>77767303
who

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Message to limp wristed tumblr SJW vegan Jones haters (no such thing as DC fans):

DC still lost, became a chinlet, got concussed, got CTE, lost his paper belt, got whooped and slept, and no athletic commission will ever take that away

>>77767319
LOL jon is talking about steroids in that clip too

>>77767295
hhahahaha she fucked up so bad dropping cody

>“No athlete would test clean his entire fight camp, and then randomly take some cheap (expletive) oral steroid betweens weigh ins and fight night knowing he would be tested once he got done fighting,” Lester wrote. “This is a straight set up. They are trying to ruin this kids life. It makes no sense and Jon wouldn’t do it.”

USADA has to go. Not even a Jones fan, these people are destroying the sport of of mma.

>>77767274
>>77767274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

>>77767331
>DC still lost
>no athletic commission will ever take that away
Well that's clearly untrue, because they're going to overturn the win.

>>77767340
*Chael

19-1-0-1

>>77767340
>negative iq manlet with a neck tattoo who weighs less than her
>fucked up

>>77767345
>He a good boy! He dindu nuffin! He was on his way to the championship, getting his life back together!

>>77767303
hahah he is beaming with content from the start he's so happy jon failed a test after that "i don't like you" comment

>>77767331
That's the perfect outcome, now Volkan can come in and easily heem DC

>>77767345
>no man would crash into a pregnant woman
>leave the scene of the crime while being a famous athlete
>return to the crime scene for some weed and some loose change
>and run away again

This is a straight set up. They are trying to ruin this kid's life. It makes no sense and Jon wouldn't do it.


Law enforcement has to go. Not even a Jones fan, these people are destroying the sport of mma.

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>>77767352
Are they gonna overturn this image too?

>>77767380
>>77767331
they're moving in herds they do move in herds

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>roids get banned
>only HW fighters left are struve and roy nelson

>>77767390
>if joe didnt pull this pussy ass move DC would already be redeemed

>>77767396

Struve is 7ft tall, he's on the juice

>>77767390
Jones is going to retire and DC is still the champ. You are platinum mad.

can someone explain this hiding under the cage thing

>>77767367

T. McGoober nuthugger

>>77767318
Painful.

>>77767359
kek

>>77767303
>the boys at reddit hammered me...
lol

what did they say, "i politely disagree"

>>77767410
Answer the question

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAFxfQgHljM

why do they interview the loser? like wtf

>>77767396
roy nelson was already busted motherfucker

only pure he are struve and hunt, possibly cain

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>>77767396

>>77767384
>Law enforcement has to go
all forms of control do, they're for literal apes, bunch of pussies, even tribes

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>>77767218
Koreshkov
Ward
McKee
Arteaga

>>77767384

Nobody gives a fuck about a pregnant welfare queen. My buddy rear ended a car with a pregnant Asian bitch and drove the fuck off. Who fuckin cares

>>77767413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCWEdkqZpcU


>>77767434
>>77767396
Overeem is the only Natty hw

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do you think anyone in the ufc has ever read /heem/?

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Conor wins:
>Boxing relegated to /asp/
>MMA officially the #1 combat sport
>Boxing fans go on suicide watch
>Big bets on Mayweather lost for low return potential lost
>McGregor makes a shit ton of money

Mayweather wins:
>McGregor makes a shit ton of money

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>>77767424

Guys what if McGregor actually wins? I don't think the shitposting would stop for years. /heem/ will never be the same...

>>77767448
kek that bible quote

>the commen

>>77767453
>Overroid
>natty

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>>77767449
you won last night my guy

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>>77767459
Already cushioning the loss huh?

>a-at least he made 100 million more then you'll ever make xD

>>77767456
S*haub
He wanted to see who spams pics of his interracial kid on the internet

>>77767459
You missed the part where webms of McGoober getting punched in the face and being able to retaliate with nothing will fill /heem/ until the end of time. Also the part where Ireland is five trillion potatoes in debt.

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As someone already mentioned in previous thread

why the fuck you all dickriding Mcgregor an obvious coke user while bashing Jones

is it because McGoober hasnt been caught yet?

>inb4 muh preggo woman

that shit could happen to anyone and you dont know how would you react if high and with stuff on you

>>77767453
chael would know about roiding

>>77767478
But we always gon remain us
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up heyy!!

>>77767456
Yeah. Bisbong posts on here all the time

Source: I am Bisping, ama

>>77767360
ufc champ now rich and will be fighting in a big title defense

>compared to

no name fighter with not much talent

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>>77767472
Feels good bro.
I'm less sure on the Bellator card. I;m certainly not trumpeting my picks like I did with DWTNCS

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<--- Tappy

>>77767492
No one cares about coke.
Hell no one really cares about steroids. It's about getting caught.

>>77767451
well fuck u and ur buddy m8

>>77767478
>undefeated 49-0 boxer beats 0-0 boxer
Shocking headlines

https://vocaroo.com/i/s14O5qN8dWTz

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>>77767480
>You missed the part where webms of McGoober getting punched in the face and being able to retaliate with nothing will fill /heem/ until the end of time.
Can confirm that I'll be doing this as often as I possibly can.

>>77767492
Coke is not a performance enhancer, I despise Conor but steroid allegations are much worse.

>>77767492
>that shit could happen to anyone

I don't drive high. So no, it couldn't happen to me.

>>77767492
>driving a car whilst under influence of drugs or alcohol

do all the drugs you want but don't put other people in danger

>>77767459
>conor wins
>becomes a pro boxer because he sucks at grappling and there's just more money in boxing
>conorfags leave /heem/

>>77767480

The Irish are the niggers of Britain. Fuck em

>>77767478
I can't wait to see speechless when Mayweather gets knocked out

>>77767509
>>77767509
Reality already beginning to set in yeh?

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*blocks your path*
>give me the needle, Jon.
>No DC, I need it. Please, I need it.
>I'm not going to let you do that, Jon.
>p-please *sobs*

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>>77767510

>>77767510
hi

Who is your roiding boy /heem/?

Mine is Jones

>>77767523
>irish are the niggers of britain

i like the irish but this is true as fuck

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They after me cause I'm the package man

>>77767539
Bisroid, of course.

>>77767502
did you go by reach like i did? longer reach won every fight and the last was blacked

>>77767532
cormier gave his 'needle' the succ and could taste the roids

>>77767539
hendo

I don't care, I roid too, bout to win my second amateur fight.

Who else /ongear/ here?

>>77767556
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0b3dIKsEM2B

>>77767539
Pre-USADA Reem

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>>77767539

Vitor, he's the roid king.

>>77767569
you will be gassed by round 2 from having to carry your giant hgh head around

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Why does Mackenzie Dern have so much trouble making weight?

>>77767548
not really
could say that about the welsh scotish scousers pakis

>>77767599
T H I C C

Lads someone should do a GOAT race for mma list, go back from ufc 1 and record which races win the greatest percent of fights

white, black, slav, asian, irish, samoan etc and see which race has the best win percentage. end the arguement for good. it might even turn out that all races are equal and we can have world peace in /heem/

>>77767292

bottom

>>77767599
she was never a strawweight. there was little chance that she would ever make it that low. flyweight is where she is supposed to be and Uncle Dana will let her fight in Legacy as a flyweight a few ties before bringing her into the UFC

>>77767647
she doesn't even fight mma keep wishing dumbass she can't punch to save her life

>>77767563
>did you go by reach like i did? longer reach won every fight and the last was blacked
Just went on how they looked in past fights, desu lad

>>77767581
fuck off cheater

Why would jon jones take the most ancient oral fucking steroid there is? It makes no sense.

>>77767658
>she can't punch to save her life
neither can kookers

>>77767660
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1TN7SujlqST

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>>77767629
>and see which race has the best win percentage
I can tell you right now that in interracial fights the black guy wins 8 times out of 10

>>77767669
>expecting intelligence from jones, or anyone in the jones family

>>77767659
On the last fight, specifically, I just thought Berzin was shite on TUF

>>77767679
Say "Schaub Bless"

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>>77767682
Oh for sure.

>>77767689
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>>77767629
this is autism but I can see some obvious problems

what race guys like Nate DIaz are?

above what percentage is the sample valid etc?

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>>77767599
That bunda was never meant for 115

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>>77767699
You sure this is the hill you wanna die on?

>>77767682
i feel like they win more too, but then again there are only 2 black champs. just an interesting study. id like the same one but for height too

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>>77767699
yeah lad

totes

>>77767492
What's wrong with her hand?

>>77767669
because his doctor thought he had a guarantee mask for it and he didnt want a strong steroid that would have visible aide effects

>>77767711
nice flat white girl ass pathetic for a brown girl i've seen white girls with better asses than that

>>77767701
Do one with "who here tiny dicked white boi"

>>77767710
i guess you need a hispanic category for nate, and a Mediterranean one for other guys

and then a mixed one for guys who dont fit anything

>>77767711
What's it like to have a girl sit on your face?

>>77767492
Wait did Jones get popped for coke?

>>77767715
>there are only 2 black champs
There are 3 buddy

You have to be a special type of retard to even think Conor has a 0.01% chance of beating Floyd, I think the only lesson we will learn from Saturday is that MMA is a shitty meme sport that will never compete with boxing, you MMAtards were barely relevant 10 years ago and you think you can talk shit about a sport which has existed for 100+ years?

>>77767726
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>>77767723
She's white

>>77767723
you're str8 up gay if you wouldnt want to tussle with that butt and make it wobble then slice your dick between it. i bet it has the most perfect form and texture

>>77767741
Hahahha I love you man

>>77767738
cormier and mighty mouse are whiter on the inside than 90 percent of heem to be fair, forget theyre black sometimes

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>>77767718

>>77767516
Coke is definitely a performance enhancer dude. It makes your reaction times better and makes you less sensitive to pain and even increases coordination.

>>77767739
capped
this collage is going to be incredible

>>77767292
bottom

>>77767715
It's been done for height, reach, age, and body language at weigh-ins.

The taller fighter wins more often. The fighter with the better reach wins more often. The younger fighter wins more often. And fighters who smile at weigh-ins lose more often.

you know how mma used to do wrestling vs boxing or bjj vs muay thai?

they should do white vs black or muslim vs jew see who the true master race is

stipe is current champ so white europeans are currently master race

Jones was cleared of his first USADA violation in a way that basically said he did not willingly or knowingly ingest the estrogen blocker. Of course with anything there's some degree of not knowing but with how I see it there's two ways this could go:
1) It's July 2016 again and he is eventually cleared of a knowingly committing a wrongdoing: More hardcore fans of MMA know USADA is extremely strict and quick to ban, but casual fans will see him as basically the same as Brock Lesnar or someone taking a needle in their ass, when in my opinion it was probably a supplement or something of that nature. At least a 2 year ban.
2) Jones is not cleared of wrongdoing and his career is basically over. Several year ban and almost completely tarnished legacy.

USADA's existence opens up some interesting questions. Is any fighter safe to take supplements they get? Jones did get cleared of any wrongdoing but how are we supposed to know if he meant to take something he shouldn't have or if he's just, honestly, extremely unlucky? He's always on the fringe of what's ok with the sport, or acceptable, so I don't know which to believe.

>>77767762
Can you include me? Hi Mom

>>77767777
do you have the stats/report for this?

>manlets

>>77767739
If conor had better defense he would definitely have a chance, but he leaves his chin high and exposed way too much.

MMA is a disgrace.

Supposed "GOAT" gets popped TWICE for steroids and this weekend McGregor is getting blown out.

Total shambles...

>>77767732
I can guarantee you that the mixed/hawaian/southeast asian category will win cause the sample is too small

>>77767761
not really. it makes you think that mostly.

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>tfw sick
>tfw watching some kino fights

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>hand them over, Jon

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>>77767800
Ummmm no sweetie. This is the GOAT

>>77767779
>croatia
>white

fuck usada and fuck natty fighter

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>>77767766
>ywn taste her braps

>>77767810
https://vocaroo.com/i/s16YpIBqEaMU

>>77767762
The collage you'll never be able to use lol

>>77767820
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0uOHvgzfvQq

Why the fuck hasn't Jones been stripped of the belt yet?

>>77767842
He hasn't had any due process.

>>77767759
damn, ragdolled

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>>77767718
>>77767714
>>77767759
Rory.

Was yesterday night the biggest autism storm in the history of heem?

>>77767539
MIghtymouse

>>77767842
cos he dindu nuffin

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>Hiii-YAH!

>>77767780
>Jones was cleared of his first USADA violation in a way that basically said he did not willingly or knowingly ingest the estrogen blocker.

>cleared
>still had the maximum suspension
You what.

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>Ronda training for mandrama
>Brock doing mandrama
>Jones career is over
>Conor doing pillowtap and going to get exposed in front of millions
>Paige and Sage suck
>Joanna can't draw a bath
>Everyone already forgot Mickey Gall
>CM Punk

How red will Dana's head be by the end of the week?

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>>77767759

>>77767865
>Was yesterday night the biggest autism storm in the history of heem?

Wait until Sunday morning

>>77767766
how does he breathe

>>77767762
Include me in the screencap

MONEYMONEYMONEYTEAM

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>>77767861
What happened to filtering Woodley posts? :^)

>>77767883
>tfw gonna pretend to be a boxing fan and shit on mma in heem for like a week if conor loses

Texasfags. Are you worried about the hurricane hitting us this weekend? I hope I can still watch the fight

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>>77767880
it's going to pop

https://vocaroo.com/i/s080tNvvLION

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Jones at Lellator or AFC
when?

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let me bang bro....

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>lets see those bawls conna

Nick just said on his periscope that he thinks USADA can set people up if they don't cooperate and said something about Jon "pissing the big wigs off" or something like that

>>77767901
>if

>>77767918
my new boy

>>77767800
It's literally 'jack of all trades, master of none' the sport.

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>gettimg heemed by a leg kick

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>>77767810

>>77767919
Nick still thinks he was poisoned by GSP's team. The motherfucker is a paranoid schizophrenic.

>>77767780
Has anyone sued the maker of the supplements afterwards yet? It seems like a pretty easy thing to set someone up with and get away with it.

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>>77767918
If Irish and Italians aren't white then who actually is?

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>>77767880
>i now remember mickey gall

thanks for the reminder

>>77767934
Notice which leg he grabs and which leg Woodie kicked, lad.

>>77767934
stoppage was early.

>>77767941
Diaz brothers have never lost a single fight.

Pualie thing is a hoax to have people betting on Conor more

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YEAAAAHHHHHHHH
(x10)

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>>77767934
The knee has to be tucked buddeh

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>>77767986

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AYOOO FORM VOLTRON

*skips away*

YEAHHHHH

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH


YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why did it take 1 month to get these results? And how is it possible to test clean in camp and not in the pre fight test?

Legit questions

Would you rather do Woodley or his wife? Keep in mind Woodley has a bigger butt than his wife

>>77767780
>>77767954
USADA needs to come out with a list of safe supplements instead of leaving it all up to the fighters to figure out which supplements aren't tainted or not

>>77768010
It took the media 1 month to get the results.

>>77768024
>USADA needs to come out with a list of safe supplements
Safe supplements don't do anything.

Just eat food.

The guy who is posting black men knocking out white men is making my little white boy dick hard.

>One of the side effects of Turniabol is erectile dysfunction

Makes me think

>>77768024
If the supplements work, the USADA bans them. That's the whole point.

>>77768036
wew

>>77768054
What is this bad called? I want one.

Brian Stann is the best commentator the UFC has ever had
-Luke Thomas

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Does Mark Hunt have CTE?

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>>77768074

>>77768024
they already have that stuff

https://www.usada.org/substances/supplement-411/

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"He's gonna have to reanimate Bruce Lee for him to know how I'm gonna be coming at him"

-Conor McGregor

>>77768054
This kid would rape Conor

>>77768057
No the problem is in for instance yoels case the vats that were used in china to make normal whey protein were also used for supplements that had illegal components in them

so the normal whey protein was tainted this is how yoel got off

if you weren't a casual you would know about this sort of stuff

>>77768115
>this is how yoel got off
He still got suspended lad

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>>77767218
Koreshkov
Ward
McKee
Arteaga

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Is the flying knee a viable technique in street fights?

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>>77768124

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>>77768083
He had CTE before ever becoming a fighter

>>77768054
Id take his prissy little ass down and sit on his face

>>77767200
This dude has weird colored skin and lips.

>>77768054
>low leg kick
>its all over

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>>77768145
*GALLOPS*

>>77768138
this happen in scotland?

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>TFW LHW is half as interesting without Jones

>>77768125
Yoel got a reduced sentence, Jones got the max possible.

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>>77768138
Only if you pounce about 5 feet off the ground

>>77768097
thats just a virtue signalling to an actual library of supplements made by compaines tested and confirmed by usada saying they are safe for consumption

and they wash their hands saying sorry even with their shitty attempt at an online resource won't protect you

>>77768170
That's what white people look like these days

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Rory.

>>77768195
>why doesn't usada have a website of supplements!!!

>here it is

>virtue signaling!!!!!!

Great talk

>>77768200
Isn't this illegal in boxing?

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when will the women divisions get some saucy negress' ?

>>77768200
>>77768145
He's doing this to hide how gassed out he is

>>77768195
USADA doesn't make the supplements, why would they say that they're safe for consumption? They can't guarantee anything about them.

>>77768217
You can't turn your back to your opponent, no. Feinting a kick isn't illegal though, it's just stupid.

>>77768230
You're gonna get Angela Hill and you're gonna like it
>>77768217
He didn't land with a spinning move, he spin then punched as he was in proper stance

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>>77768146

>>77768125
his suspension was reduced because he cleared his name by discovering exactly what i described to you

i also think the commission has no ability to say
>hey we got it wrong so your cleared

so even if you can prove your supplements were tainted and its not your fault they still suspend you for some time just because they don't want to admit the system isn't fool proof

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>>77767268

>>77768250
Angela Hill is disgusting. I want to punch her.

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>>77767292
They forgot too put this in the picture

>>77768283
Same. But I'd sex her too.

>>77768260
>so even if you can prove your supplements were tainted and its not your fault they still suspend you for some time just because they don't want to admit the system isn't fool proof

It's not about fault, it's about you not being allowed to compete with performance enhancing substances in your system you fucking mong. There is an added suspension to disincentivise PED usage, but if you've taken shit (accidentally or otherwise) you're forced into a timeout in order to get rid of the advantage that you acquired through chemistry.

>>77768260
He had banners substances in his body. Even if someone outright spiked his drink with them he had banned substances. He got a slap on the wrist and basically exonerated in everyone's eyes anyways

Even though its quite obvious he was taking those dirty supplements full on knowing they would help him.

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<-- Tappy

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Have you head the big news about your favorite female fighter?

>>77768200
hahaha holy fuck he is going to look like such a dumbass

>>77768286
How much do you weigh?

>>77768250
Not an effective tactic

>>77768216
its not listing any supplements or companies or brands its just one page and some links you idiot

>>77768241
the fighters take supplements and some are tainted then they get pulled up for tainted supplements

this has happened often

USADA should at least be able to advise fighters on what are safe supplements instead of expecting fighters to fork out $$$$ they don't have to test the supplements themselves to make sure their not tainted

USADA is getting paid remember to test fighters they do have money

>>77768313
career ending pregnancy

>>77768010
Because they have to test the sample? And thoroughly test, it's not like it you dip something in and then 2 seconds later know all the substances inside.
Add to that the fact there are thousands of samples at the lab, which all need tested too, and it takes time

Reminder that Brendan fucking Schmuck of all people is MMA representative in this whole deal.

>>77768286
At least tree times her size

>>77768303
fair call

>>77768337
>USADA should at least be able to advise fighters on what are safe supplements

They can't do that. They don't make the supplements. They have no way to guarantee that they aren't tainted.

Supplements which aren't tainted don't even do anything.

>>77768260
>they still suspend you for some time just because they don't want to admit the system isn't fool proof
this is probably the dumbest part of the whole deal is that fighters that prove they were innocent still get a suspension and USADA never has to admit that the fighter was innocent either

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Do you really care if your boy is on juice?

Me:NO

>>77768337
And they have links about supplement education and high risk supplements. Among a billion other things.

>>77768138
Yes.

>>77768191
What went wrong here? To me, it seems like he shot too far out which is a common mistake.

>DC is now the greatest fighter of all time

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Jones is natty goat this will all be cleared up soon.

>>77768304
>Even though its quite obvious he was taking those dirty supplements full on knowing they would help him.

Your a mind reader now.

>>77768360
>Being over 300 lbs

>>77768380
I think Barboza just read him, honestly. The moment he gets jabbed, he's already airborne.

>>77768381
he isn't. and that sucks. he will never get the chance to prove it either. we accept that he got beat by jones on the juice or we say jones was on the juice and didnt really beat DC. either way DC's legacy will never be finalized without Jon and now it can never happen. DC gets fucked the most

>>77768380
It's not about how far out he shot from, it's that he was predictable. He did the same thing multiple times in the same way and Barboza picked up on it. He knew to throw a knee as soon as he the jab was thrown.

>>77768381
Greatest paper fighter of all time

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>>77767218
Njoku-Ani
Ward
McKee
Arteaga

>>77768380
>What went wrong here?
He kept spamming the same combo like Weidman

>Wrestling
Not even once

>>77768381
Never lost to a guy that didn't at least pop twice

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>>77768229
NOW SHOW IT WITH ONE CAMERA!!!

You got no balls. NO BALLS!!! I did not get gadooshed! DELETE THIS!!!!

>>77768364
>Supplements which aren't tainted don't even do anything.

stop talking to me now