/heem/

who is your favorite female fighter?
fucking 50 second countdown timer

Link to the MayMac presser?

Why cant Jones stop being a fucking retard

Well that JJ hypetrain did not last very long

>>77765602
in love with the coco

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>>77765596
Right here bud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7a-P3S70w0

Did Jones really test positive?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13767005

heh nothing personal kid

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>>77765570
I think Tyson's skills and athleticism stand the test of time a little better though

I can't think of a single person that could hit as hard as him while maintaining the speed and precision that he had

>>77765609
Appreciate it, friend

Despite the overwhelming consensus from experts that the 29-year-old Irishman has little chance to beat the undefeated boxing legend this weekend, bettors are overwhelmingly in McGregor’s corner — accounting for 89 percent of all action, according to BetOnline.ag

REMINDER CONOR MCGREGOR IS A TERRIBLE PERSON

https://youtu.be/W3oqvwDTL7A

>>77765564
You're so upset its hilarious

JONES DOESN'T OWE YOU SHIT

>>77765619
>Hunto
It's "Hunt" you fucking weeb. Also your hero is a fat headed retard. Don't respond I already filtered you.

>>77765643
>being this much of a newfag

Coral springs is a fudge packer

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>>77765643
Woah friendo, why so hostile?

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whats he thinking right now ?

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>tfw mcgregor's trashtalking is considered the best
>tfw all he does is make fun of people's height
>tfw when he just talks about money
>tfw as a junior psychologist i could literally make people lose sleep with better insults
>tfw the state of psychological warfare is a joke in this "sport"

Jon was framed

>>77765647
Still on that fat fucking retard's bandwagon I see. Fucking zilch I'll shoot you in the face and feel nothing.

>>77765619
Rousey's judo was legitimately beautiful to watch, though her striking was admittedly shit.

>>77765664
no kicks to the knees in k1?

>>77765674
If it works, it works. I personally think Bisping is a better trash talker

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reminder

>>77765635

Literally where did I say anything about Jones or anyone you silly insecure faggot, are you stupid?

>>77765671
no one knows or cares who that is you fucking zero

>>77765602
how is him testing positive for steroids retarded, you really think he himself manages his dosages or cycles? He has coaches, trainers and dietitians. Its very likely that he also has a roid guy

>>77765635

>Are you stupid?
>Grow up.
>What's wrong with you
>The state of you

This is all that was said, you're getting revved up friend.

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None of you know anything about MMA in comparison to the ruler of everything. You're all just pawns to me.

Jon 'roided to the bones' Jones

https://www.fightprimer.com/blog/2017/8/21/the-primer-floyd-mayweather-vs-conor-mcgregor

Hack Slack breakdown of the biggest fight of the year.

>>77765709


JONES DOESNT OWE YOU SHIT! FUCKING LOSERS OMG

my son looks like mcgregor

i'm welsh and my wife is swedish and people have been telling him he's only 15 and people have been saying he looks like conor

i don't know how i feel about this

>>77765713
Based Slack

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>>77765717
>>77765705
>tfw no prime Ali v prime Tyson

>>77765693
>>77765707
>2 REPLIES


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

>>77765708

Are you stupid? Grow up.

>>77765724
he paid $60 for PPV of course he owes him poindexter

>>77765730
Tyson wins

>>77765727
Did your wife take a vacation to Crumlin 16 years ago?

I've upset him bad hes talking to himself

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>>77765730
>tfw no prime fedor vs leonidas

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she can't keep gettng away with it

>Mike Tyson: No one will piss away their prime years the way I did.
>Jon Jones: Hold my boner pills...

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>mfw the news hits

>>77765733

You got baited, gay pettis bong. Deal with it.

>>77765747
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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>>77765717
shitali is absolutly disgusting suck. literally overrated shit
Geordge Forman - thru champ

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>>77765746

>>77765753
>plz-plz be a personality


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>77765740
this was him 5 years ago

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>>77765576
Raising CTE awareness

>>77765757
he swings like a fucking buffoon

>>77765760

Are you stupid?

>>77765767
YDKSAB

>>77765769
I love how whenever there is a happening mma fans have a hissyfit and feel they're owed something. Telling jones to die because they're disappointed

>>77765767
swangin and bangin

>>77765763
Getting CTE is the most masculine thing you can do, pussy

>>77765771
nope. it's not like you gonna find him from one picture.

>>77765772
it's not boxing though. fedor is known for being a shit boxer. he just fast and powerful. no technique.

seriously if i see that kevin randleman suplex of fedor one more time this site has literally turned into reddit

fuck randleman, fuck fedor, and fuck pride

So what now

>>77765763
This is not funny. This is a serious condition and you're an idiot.

>>77765761
now we have another pedophile on here i thought the guy who made the calendars was the only one?

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>>77765789

I'd quite like to have "sexual intercourse" with her if you know what it is I am referring to

Who here /littledickedwhiteboi/?

>>77765789
>>77765800
Looks like a dude with implants.

If you are attracted to Pena, you are well on your way to completely homosexual.

JON IS A ROIDER

gay pettis bong is in your head

By the way, there's a Maygoobs conference today

>>77765785
Boxing is stand-up fighting with your hands. Not fighting behind a long jab and being entirely defensively-minded.

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>>77765789
>>77765800

>>77765802
unironically a micro

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Future chump

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>>77765802
here

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>>77765806

I'd fuck her and then I'd fuck you

>>77765816
>Boxing is stand-up fighting with your hands.

Boxing is about footwork.

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>>77765778
Go get some then poosy
Unless you already have it which is why you make dogshit posts

>>77765829
It's about a tonne of things. But roughly categorized, that's what it is.

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>>77765821
literally already KO'd

>>77765827
>her
I've fucked pre-op hookers with a less masculine face.

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>>77765829
>>77765837

No, actually it is about angles. You're about to find that out my men.

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>>77765844
I thought his dad had a great chin?

>>77765846

Didn't you just accuse me of being gay and here you're telling me you've fucked literal men

Stop playing with my feelings Bruce.

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>>77765847
Speaking of what boxing is about:

>/heem/ WILL defend this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8ib9MgWBGg

>>77765844
my daughter would punch both of those numale betas in the face and leave them dead on the floor

Both of my friends think Conor is going to win.

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>>77765797
>This is not funny. This is a serious condition and you're an idiot.

the fighters willingly give themselves the condition for fat budlight drinkers and fourm faggot posters.

they are entertainers for normies.

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>>77765847
>want Goober to win
>don't want the angles retard to spend the next 10 years going around with I TOLD YOU SO

>>77765858
There's literally nothing gay about fucking a lady with a dick if she doesn't look like a dude.

>>77765861
first time i saw her act, literally had to stop i cringed so hard

>>77765866
Just put £500 on Conor because of this post

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the state of it lads

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i don't like joe rogan any more

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>>77765881
LIGHTWEIGHT BABY

>>77765870
>this croatian has been spamming gorillas on this board for years
>still no full range ban
i will clean this place up in 15 minutes once i gain the respect of the moderation staff

I can't wait for boxing to pass the torch to MMA this weekend

>>77765889

He should sue Jones for giving him CTE

>>77765890
What happened?

>>77765895
>This low income zilch still pretending he has money

Can we blame WME for this?

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>>77765870

The angles thing is a meme and no one actually believes it dude we're just avin' a kek

>>77765903
ariel said he still doesn't remember the fight

>>77765897
>not liking black angels

>>77765890
if you ever liked him your IQ is under 200. Mine is at least 215.

>>77765674
>junior psychologist
damn bro don't make me lose sleep !!

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>MFW my boy was always the rightful champ

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>>77765914
Straight edge like Floyd.

>>77765922
He seems like such a dude bro who thinks he knows something about everything

>>77765904
to repetitive (dmt, head trauma, isolation tanks, cell stems, sjws, the left) and tries too hard to be macho (hunting, meat, bjj)

it used to be a fascinating podcast with a wide variety of guests but now it's just joe rogan interrupting people to talk about the left and how that chimp would fuck you up

>>77765919
Why is this race traitor still alive? Because I don't know where he lives.

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>>77765897
Rude desu

>>77765914
>hasn't even dive 2C-I

soft ass faggot

Junior Dos Santos has been removed from the UFC rankings

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remember to bring ur balls anon

>>77765941
>the left
what a good little statist cuckold you are
if you support even living in a TRIBE you are a fucking beta pussy boy don't respond i'll kill you statist

>>77765930
not surprised, he is a boring motherfucker all he can talk about is his record and his money

he can't even spend his money well he just buys cars with it

>>77765926
thats the point i'm not even qualified... imagine what a real shit talker could do.

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MMA is dead

>>77765957
i'm a libertarian you absolute cuck, i just don't like to spend my days repeating myself like a CTE nigger

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>>77765927

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>>77765952
He's still my boy!

>>77765964
where from bud?

>>77765941
I thought he was neutral?

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>>77765943
>g-guys look at me i hate black people
Just embrace the black angels, friend

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>>77765967
tfw when you realise he will never be the same now that his chin has been deleted by TRT jones

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>relax I'm a fighter

>>77765972
Instagram

Demi Lovato, Paige Vanzant and Conor Mcgregor are now who represents MMA

How do roids even help a guy like Jon? He's not a built monster, he barely gets tagged in his fights and most of what he does is either wrestling or using his range

I'm not sure what the roids are really offering him, someone explain it

>>77765977
I live in a 52% black city.

Our lowkey boy's take on the Jon Jones situation/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N0imbeD2zc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N0imbeD2zc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N0imbeD2zc

>>77765973
"""""""neutral""""""
Joe has been sitting square in the alt-right pretty much since it became a thing if you were paying attention.

>>77765747
uma delicia desu

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>>77765995
lucky

I got a yuge dick joe

>>77765988
Stamina and less effort in training

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Even with a 6'4 man, she can't take her eyes off DC

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Tin foil idea, DC tainted Jones with roids before the fight so the event he lost the fight would be ruled a NC and he would have another shot at beating Jones

>>77765996
I lost a couple braincells watching that

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>>77765996
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nig nig nig nig nig nig OOoogah Boogah

>>77765996
dis nigga mayne

>>77765682
Are you like 12?

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Ahhh there he is

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What are they thinking?

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>>77765943

I live in Zagreb. If you're ever in Croatia, you're more than welcome to stop by.

>>77765912

We know it's a meme but casuals seriously believe that shit. As does Schaub.

>>77766007
Stamina is one, but he ends fights early sometimes. I reckon he can go 3 rounds with or without like against DC

The training thing I'm not really sure on. Yeah, it might help him train harder but all his samples were presumably clean up until weigh in day. So why take them then? What benefit would it offer in the fight?
And also, just moar training doesn't really create the type of talent he is by default. The stuff he pulls off in the Octagon is insane, it's not the roids doing that. Adjusting on the fly, switching stances, keeping his distance and his TDD. Do roids really help with all that? All I can think is maybe it makes his chin stronger but I've got no basis for that so it's probably bollocks

>>77765981
>i was just minding my business, and he got in my face

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#ANDSTILL

>>77766033

>Chome
>Shit tier laptop

kek

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>>77766034
>Born in 1996

>>77766034
i hope he got to bang at least one

people keep saying he should get with paige van zant to produce superhuman babies but she ugly AF

>>77765941
i think he's been ok but most of his podcasts are just some bum comedian thats trying to promote themselves

>>77766033
what does the red button do lad

>>77765988
Steroids = train longer, recover quicker. It's that simple.

They benefit anyone that uses them, regardless of body type, which is why everyone uses them.

>>77766047
you should seriously consider suicide. that laptop is a 2016 thinkpad cost me £1400 on sale much better than your macbook air fucking betch

>>77765996
Why do blacks talk like that?

I'm really going to miss the well spoken blacks like Jon Jones, DC, Rumble, etc.

>>77766057
It's a mouse.

>>77765988
Testosterone improves pretty much everything to do with fighting beyond just pure skill.

>>77765824
what a fucking cuck lol. dude is almost the same size as niggano why is he being a hyperbolic photographer

>>77766057
it's a legacy thing for people that prefer the trackpoint rather than touchpad

>>77766050
Paige is a qt Sage is weird looking

>>77766072
>cost me £1400 on sale

No it didnt lad

>>77766061
>Steroids = train longer, recover quicker.

I argued last year during the brock lesnar controversy that steriod use should be allowed during training but not in competition for those exact reasons

mainly because it would mean fighters come into fights in better shape and it prevents injury

but we've had an influx of casuals who are like druggies/roiders should get life bans and shit

nobody wants to have a serious discussion about roids and how they could help sports

>>77766080
ikr

camera is in his lap

>>77766039
>Yeah, it might help him train harder but all his samples were presumably clean up until weigh in day. So why take them then? What benefit would it offer in the fight?
Probably an issue with masking agents, that wore off before the final pre-fight tests, which caught him out.

>>77766061
But training doesn't give him the fight IQ he has. Look at all these guys who we know have been on roids or fought in Japan where roids were encouraged. None of them fight like Jon in there.
Jon's style isn't like TRTVitor, he doesn't explode on his opponents. He's got insane skill and technique. The roids alone wouldn't have got him to the top. He's got a real knack for the sport that's apparent in practically every fight of his
>>77766077
Such as?

Also before someone accuses me of defence force, I'm just trying to understand this shit here

>>77765859
so wheres paulie on this? there should be an asterisk next to all of them that says NOTE: Laws of physics and biology still apply, fighter is prone to knock out blows.

>>77766097
Because then sports would be chemistry experiments instead of, y'know, sports.

>>77766097

>Guys roid in training
>leading to more KO's
>Leading to more CTE
>UFC doesnt exist in 10 years

Great idea Putin

>>77766034
Who is the one who looks way too excited?

>>77766103
>But training doesn't give him the fight IQ he has.

Yes it does

>>77766034
>lol it's funny how dudes think they're super attractive by being mega-built when we actually like ottermode

>>77766103
Ok? Fight IQ isn't his only tool. He's gorilla strong too, anyone can see that. He threw DC on the floor like he was a Dad playing with his kid. Fight IQ also isn't an innate skill, it's something developed through sparring and fighting. I'm not seeing what you're driving at here, I guess.

Training = skill
Roids = more training

It's not a hard formula to get your head around, right?

>>77766094
jelly nigger?

http://www3.lenovo.com/gb/en/laptops/thinkpad/t-series/T470s/p/20HFCTO1WWENGB1/customize?

>>77766103
Things a good cycle can improve:
>strength
>endurance
>cardio
>speed
>reflexes
>chin
>ability to recover in between rounds
Things a good cycle will make worse:
>absolutely nothing

>>77766103
Strength, speed, coordination, grip strength, recovery.

>>77766112
Pauli was a world champion who hasn't been training for five months and was finished in three of his last six fights, yet Conor couldn't knock him out in twenty rounds of sparring and the """"knockdown""""" that Dana posted was clearly ruled not a knockdown by the extremely experienced ref they had officiating the sparring. Pauli with a training camp would box circles around Conor.

>>77765914

Psuedoephedrine like twice in my life since you can get it over the counter

>>77766118
actually roids would probably improve your chin and if your knocking out your training partners your probably not training right

>>77766115
not necessarily could just be seen like supplements are seen

>>77766127

Not really since my PC is 10 times better and only cost me £900

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favorite ring girl?

>>77766143
good for you my company for it for it so idgaf

So at this point is Jones guilty or still being looked into?

>>77766145
Who the one of the left?

>>77765958
virgin

>>77766103
>But training doesn't give him the fight IQ he has

roids enable more training more experience to take into a fight

Realistically when will we get to see what results and punishment for Jones, few weeks?

>>77766033
>actually posting with a glass of wine

holy shit kill yourself

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>>77766145

>>77766160
suck it faggot

Should I pirate GTA V? I already have it on PS4 but I want to play with mods

>>77766164
jelly?

>>77766166
wtf calm down virgy :)
its cute, hope you find the one (or ANYONE am i right haha ) keep it up little guy

>>77766165
Imagine what a big black throbbing bull's dick could do to that petite white pussy? My tiny white dick could never satisfy any woman

>>77766168
San andreas with multiplayer is 100 times better

>>77766168
Sweetie, pirating is illegal.

>>77765633
context is key

>nobody can beat cormier without cheating
the true goat

DC should just retire now that his biggest rival deleted himself. He can go on to have a career in broadcasting. By the time Jon's suspension is up he'll be a novelty act

>>77766170
of being a cringey pretentious faggot who still unironically says jelly? surprisingly no

Reminder everyone who fights at an elite level is roiding, Jones is just the one who got caught

The way i see it is roids would improve mma drastically as a spectacle if done right and regulated correctly

>less training injuries and fighters pulling out as fighters don't fatigue as badly
>more skillful athletes due to longer training periods
>more powerful athletes meaning more finishes

win win

>>77766187
Literally no law about it in Croatia

>>77766179
i'm already married and have kids

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This will all be cleared up it's just a big mistake

>>77766192
Give me 2 could reasons why you would do that to a fan?

>tfw no matter the fact that Jon pissed hot twice DC will always be the number 2 and the guy who beat twice by the goat

It's hard to handle 2bh/

>>77766198
>wine
>pretentious

whats it like being 15 kid?

>>77766199
zeroes literally believe this.

"t-those guys aren't any better than me"

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>>77766187
>pirating is illegal

>>77766205
>win win

You mean CTE CTE

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http://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/20432597/holly-holm-says-open-fighting-cris-cyborg-justino-december

>Former UFC bantamweight champion Holly Holm says she's open to facing Cris 'Cyborg' Justino for the UFC's featherweight championship in December
...
>When asked if a proposed Dec. 30 date would be enough time to prepare, Holm said it would. In that case, the only detail left to sort out would be a bout contract.
>"My [UFC] contract is at 135 pounds," Holm said. "So, if they came with a fight like that, I would say, 'Let's negotiate.'
>"I truly feel that is one of, if not the biggest, female fights they can promote. I'm not in it for the priority of money, but I value myself. My biggest passion is about the fight itself, but this is my career and anybody looking out for their career is looking at the facts. This is a huge fight and I'm sure everybody around it, the promotion, is going to make money. So, I would expect more money."
...
>For the record, Holm isn't convinced Justino couldn't simply drop down to the 135-pound weight class, which is deeper than 145. Justino's struggles to make the lower weight have been well documented, and led to the UFC opening a new weight class this year
...
>"I know she kind of gets upset that a lot of people are dodging her -- but there are two ways to look at it. Is everybody dodging her, or is she dodging everybody in the 135-pound division? I could go and call out the entire 125-pound division.

>"She's made 140 pounds. What's five [more] pounds? If she really, really, really wanted to -- yes, I 100 percent think Cyborg can make 135. She's my exact height."

Holly Holm is very close to being my least favourite person in combat sports.

>>77766205
>everyone dies at 45
>sport sued for forcing fighters into early graves

>>77766205
more deaths too. dc lost a week of memory and about 2 years off his lifespan because of that head kick.

>>77765802
>>77766183
Are u ok?

>>77766214
Reportedly the fan was 5'10 which is taller than Conor and this triggered him because he can't stand being around people taller than him.

>>77766199
This. There are more roiders than non roiders.

GSP, Anderson, Brock, Liddell = all roiders

Diaz Bros, BJ = only non roiders

Jones is still GOAT.

>>77766223
>about 2 years off his lifespan because of that head kick.
did he fuck

I think Jones should be banned for life

>>77766219
The only guy i can think of with CTE legitimately is gary goodridge.

MMA isn't boxing or nfl its a different kettle of fish and a safer sport

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>>77766232
>Diaz Bros, BJ = only non roiders

Forgetting someone?

>>77766232
jones can suck a dick DJ is p4p #1 and i hope he stays there so people will laugh at p4p rankings and dana will delete the fly weight division fucking joke bitch ass DJ and his manlets suck a dick

>>77766221
[HISHing intensifies]

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>>77766232
Stipe doesn't roid

>>77766238
Darren Elkins, Matt Brown, Lawler, soon to be Cerrone

>>77766222
your just making stuff up now

>>77766223
that high kick would of knocked him out roids or not

>>77766240
>he still thinks that Bisping is natty

He has a lower resting heart rate than TdF riders. He's clearly on EPO.

>>77766236
i read a doctor basically saying that one of those knockout kicks to the head can significant reduce life expectancy that's why people are saying DC should sue him

Jose Aldo is the goat imo

>>77766221
probably on roid too

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You really think these people feel sorry for you, Jon? Your ass should have stayed retired, you're a bum!

>>77766240
Not elite

>>77766243
Lmao

>>77766246
Also not elite but could be with a win or two.

>>77766252
I've eaten loads of kicks like that and I'm fine

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>>77766249

Stay mad

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>>77766255
> Jose Aldo
> is the goat

>>77766248
I'm just describing what's happening to sports that allowed roids

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>>77766183

This is a fun new meme

is this the new female fighter

>>77766252
>people are saying DC should sue him
Lol who's saying this? Idiots on reddit?

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>>77766237
Dana's lobby is too cowardish to ever do that. He's a pussy who would rather have a cheating money making chicken than be without.

It's kinda stupid he'd cling to Jones though, any TRVEFAN would tell you that casuals were saying shit like "The UFC will die without Liddell / Silva / GSP" and they were all wrong. Will they make McGregor / Jones / Hogda numbers? Prolly not for a long time until the bidness grows, but it'll get better.

Stupid idiots!!!!

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>>77766210

>kids

fucked that right up didnt you

>>77766281
Yes he is the goat imo, no one else has or will achieve what he has achieved and come from what he has come from

>>77766216
>posting about it
>not pretentious

t. 16 year old

PLEASE keep embarrassing yourself

>>77766282
>sports that allowed roids
Boxing allows roids.

>>77766285
DC has a case for breach of contract, and a case for battery tbqh. If he doesn't sue him it's because he doesn't want to be bothered, not because he can't make money from it.

>>77766248
>would of

russia what the fuck are you doing

>>77766247
none of those guys have developed CTE

the way CTE works is by constantly having your brain rattling in your head

this occurs from being punched over and over again its not necessarily getting knocked out

the guys constantly in 5 round wars are the ones that potentially will get CTE

my argument is roids will help people recover better from knock outs as well

their is membrane in your skull that loosely affixes your brain and roids will help in the process of that membraine recovering after a knock out

its win win trust me i'm from russia

>>77766301

Conor was on welfare 5 years ago and now is fighting Floyd for 100mil. He also KO'd Aldo stiff in 13 seconds

>>77766272
keep in touch let me know when you die then i cna prove you wrong

>>77766310
>Russian reddit spacing

>>77766299
yeah but at least i can prove i aint a virgin

>>77766282
>sports that allowed roids

like baseball? i'm pretty sure most contact sports around the world have strict anti-doping testing

>>77766310
All them motherfuckers have CTE. They just may not have the symptoms yet.

>>77766312
he's also a little pimple face manlet with short man syndrome who hasn't fought any real opponents since diaz when he lost both fights

holly should turn down the cyborg fight. it would be hilarious to see the ufc desperately trying to wrangle megan anderson or force 135ers to move up because holly is enough of a star they cant afford to blackmail her.

she isnt a 145 fighter anyway. fuck womens featherweight

>>77766323
You can prove that your wife isn't a virgin, sure.

>>77766299
atta goy

>>77766306
Ok so yes, idiots on reddit.

>>77766338
alvarez is unironically a legit great fighter. literally better than nate.

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>>77766273

How can anyone not like the king of bis

I'll tell ya how, faggots, that's how.

>>77766350
>she isnt a 145 fighter anyway.

She just fought for the title.

Good thing she lost, means that GDR took the all the bad press for ducking Cyborg.

>>77766312
That doesn't make him the goat he wasn't champion for years

Also that win was a fluke, he could never lose the belt like that in devastating fashion and then win it back, only Aldo

>>77766327
shows no signs of CTE but still has it according to some bogan

>>77766326
Lol the NFL openly allowed HGH for decades until recently.

can you imagine going down on holly holm your mouth would be stuffed with her clit almost like sucking a dick. she also has the second best butthole after miesha but combined with that clit i'd love to let her suffocate me.

is this legit? https://newspunch.com/promoter-dead-mayweather-mcgregor/

>>77766376
you're a sick, twisted freak

>>77766361
umm are you new? he is known for most undeserved title shot in ufc history. he pretty much threw the fight too, talked for months about wrestling and didn't even attempt to take down conor.

>>77766374
>openly

i seriously doubt that

>>77766353
umm my son looks identical to me little aussie

>>77766377
>newspunch
no

>>77766373
https://www.mmafighting.com/2016/10/20/13355176/report-jordan-parsons-the-first-mma-fighter-to-be-diagnosed-with-cte

Parsons had no symptoms and was 25 when he died.

>>77766385
you think female mma fighters exist for anything else other than our twisted fantasies?

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>>77766376

Are you that sperglord who follows WMMA fighters on instagram or w/e and then tries to guesstimate what their farts/shits are like based on what kind of food they post?

>>77766389
deer in headlights when he got stung straight away then casually picked apart by conor

>>77766395
Apparently he looks identical to Conor. Have you done a paternity test?

>>77766404
no but post more bundas croatia

>>77766385

>he doesnt think this explicitly about any woman he can in any way even slightly warp into being somehow "attractive"

WOW, GAY FAGGOT confirmed

>>77766389
you're new. one of the fucking retards who thinks alvarez is a wrestler... he grinds dudes when he can.. i.e. Pettis who cant defend for shit, but he always brawls. sure people were kind of pissed at him split decisioning to a title fight, but it isnt and wasnt undeserved.

besides, that proves nothing. alvarez is literally a more elite, accomplished fighter than nate.

>>77766404
You think Eva Green regrets that her twins are the only reason she gets cast in movies?

How would 49-1 rank among the great JUSTs in sports?

>>77766385
Please, women are good for one thing and one thing only. Spreading their legs and rimming your butthole.

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Guys I think I might only give Jon Jones one more chance after this.

It's becoming hard to root for him. I know he ran into a pregnant woman and ran away. I also know this is far from the first time he has gotten caught on a drug filled binge but he since he is a kid and everyone makes mistakes I am willing to give him one more chance.

Just ONE more chance though. He can't make anymore mistakes or he will lose a fan. I can't keep giving him chances so I hope he recovers and I can't wait to see him fight in 2022

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>>77766415

What race?

>>77766398
yes but the tissue can recover more quickly if your on roids

>Parsons died at the age of 25 on May 4 after a hit-and-run accident in Florida.

fucking aussie

>>77766419
>it isnt and wasnt undeserved.
He went 2-1 before getting the shot. How did he deserve it?

>>77766389

>most undeserved title shot in ufc history

Conor?

think of all the guys on trt that had to go off it and their chins were instantly deleted

roids would improve the sport and make fighters fight for longer

>>77765958
>imagine what a real shit talker could do
You don't even want to know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_yWxB9VW0c

>>77766429
>Omalu said it was "impossible" for the CTE to be caused by the accident that led to Parsons' death, because "it is a chronic disease that develops over time."

Did you try reading the article?

>>77766425
>paragraph of my opinion, littered with "I" making themselves the subject
>tripfaggot

checks out. filter all narcissist retards

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>Jones needs steroids to get swole

Lmao. I could be a ufc fighter

>>77765824
WE WUZ KAMEHAMEHA AND SHIEEEET

>>77765964
>pvz and demi thiccado will never creep your insta
that lellator hue on cuck watch

>>77766432
who deserved it over him

>>77766425

>One more chance

Fuck it lad, for me at least he is done, in the same way I'm done with Khabib forever after tiramisu

>>77766453
not with those little hands

>>77766447
lol you worded your post like he died due to CTE not he was diagnosed with it and died unrelated to it in a hit and run

stop moving the goal posts

>>77766453

Thats Vegangains lad

>>77766456
Maybe either of the guys who were on win streaks three times as long as his?

>>77766389
>most undeserved title shot in ufc history
literally the 3 latest "MW title fights": Bitchping, Hendo, GSP, all more undeserved.

>>77766426
white ( not dana) i guess

>>77766453
why don't you take a pic when you don't have a pump and your not flexin

>>77766463
>not he was diagnosed with it

CTE can only be diagnosed after your death you fucking communist.

>>77766039
he was roiding the whole time but got caught on weigh in day. the madman went full retard on that one

>>77766467
cowboy just had a shot and alvarez beat 2 of the top ranked guys immediately after getting signed.

imagine if gaethje beats tony ferguson, he'd be in the same spot, does gathje not deserve a shot if he beats another top 5 guy? cmon son

MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY TEAM
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY TEAM
(X 12)

>>77766483
>beat 2 of the top ranked guys
"beat"

Jones will 100% kill himself

>>77766483
>imagine if gaethje beats tony ferguson, he'd be in the same spot

Gaethje wouldn't have lost in his last three.

>>77766479
thanks for that fact but i'm sure their is a way to test someone and say their is a high likelihood they are suffering from it when they are still alive

just look at gary goodridge

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>>77765996
stupid nigga btfo

>>77766501
Gaethje style wont last much longer you cant just wade forward chin high these days anymore

>>77766502
You can have CTE without having any of the symptoms of CTE. Much like how you can have cancer without having any symptoms.

The difference is that there is a screening process for cancer, and there is no screening process for CTE that doesn't involve going inside your brain, which isn't possible while you're alive unless you want to be dead.

Name a bigger chinlet than Dustin Poirier

I'll wait

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>>77766483
>imagine if gaethje beats tony ferguson

Isn't he fighting Alvarez?