>tfw no leaked nudes of Tabea Kemme

Is this bundes?

>>77764886
>>77716789
>>77754141

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Tabea - German short form of TABITHA. This form was used in earlier editions of the Luther Bible.

>one thread was made by the Drumpfboo
>one thread was made by the Kemmeboo

Pest versus cholera

>>77765022
this

>>77765022
Do you prefer Ronny vs. Sören? Because in this case I highly recommend you to go back to >>>/kc/

>>77765022
t. Sören

>>77765022
I don't think we should use this one since the subject in the original post is a bit too lewd.

>>77765022
>not rating drumpf

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>>77765220
> I rate the current President of the USA

Better thread

>>77754141

>>77765545
>DFB-Pokal
shit thread

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>schalke(gay)

>>77765600
>pissing

>>77765600
now Dortmund

>>77765600
I somehow doubt the accuracy of those claims. Google also says I live 100km away from where I actually live

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>2 threads

Someone really should make a proper /bundes/ and put Liverpoo - Hoffenheim in the OP.

New /bundes/
>>77766656
>>77766656

Didn't expect that

So this remains officially stealth bundes?

it could be

I would "leak" on her

this is the official /bundes/ thread and everyone who disagrees should end themself

>>77769371

>>77769371

>>77769371

>tfw your ice melts in your whiskey and it just tastes like water and shit and flat coke

>>77766600
You are not able to count

So out of 5 bundeses this is the last one up?

>>77778514
Quality prevails

>>77774687
Use drink rocks instead

>>77773647
>filled with "good morning" posters

It's the cancer containment thread

Champions League drawing discussion:

What do you think of the following:

from pot 1:
Real Madrid (fav)
Spartak

from pot 2:
obviously Dortmund

from pot 3:
Napoli (fav)
Anderlecht
Roma

from pot 4:
CSKA
Celtic (fav)
Feyenoord

If any of the possible combinations would happen it would be a 10/10 draw.

>>77764259
Very good OP tßh. Would have deserved the >>(8x7)

>>77780750
>obviously Dortmund
bundesSHIT delusion knows no bounds

Hoping for a group with WAXTAP and UCKA tabbihannes.

ABQ - anyone but Qarabag

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Real,BVB,Napoli,Sporting

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>BvB raping Real again

>real
easy 6 points desu

>>77769371
official cric thread

>>77781966
very good

>>77781979
I feel Napoli is the toughest draw desu.

>>77781983
>lmao cric xD
>lmao tennis xD
>lmao I'm a worthless piece of shit xD

>>77782007
more like Darm lamo

Isn't it nice that Bayern is a club with heart, a club where human values still cou- "Costa hat nicht funktioniert, weil er ein ziemlicher Söldner war, der uns charakterlich nicht gefallen hat"

>>77782027
>Hoeneß getting angery and badmouthing players who dare to leave buyern
like clockwork

>>77782027
Didn't they make a profit with him?

>>77782027
mia san mia xd

Deutscher Fußball-Bund challenges you:
Design an inspiring logo for Germany’s bid to become host of the European Football Championship 2024.

https://www.jovoto.com/projects/aim-shoot-score/landing

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>>77782064
>getting measly 14.000€ for a logo while the DFB and Uefa are putting it on merchandise worth of millions

>>77782109
posted the wrong pic again
:(

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>>77782064

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>>77782064
what do you think, guys?

>>77781966
>sporting CP
>good

Tobi pls

>>77782201
Better than Fairynord and Celtic.
ZSKA would mean an early kick-off and that ruins the mood.

>>77782015
Eric to SVD98 confirmed

Jens Stryger Larsen from Austria Wien to Udinese.

>Frankreich hat den Kader für die beiden anstehenden WM-Qualifikationsspiele gegen die Niederlande (31.08.) und Luxemburg (03.09.) bekannt gegeben. Der aktuell von Barcelona umworbene Ousmane Dembélé (20) fehlt im Aufgebot.
career status: binned

>>77782315
In contrast to Coman, Martial wasn't called up either

>>77764259
>tattoos
Disgusting.

>>77782253
they signed flo klein instead for free.

>>77782366
this thb
>>77782315
hope he never plays a game of professional football again

>>77782366
>Tabea
>Tattoo
Pick one

>>77782366
this. tattoos are for degenerates

>>77782366
>>77782396
What are you on, fucking retards?

>>77782401
This!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq5SaeSzXmU

>5 Million for Höwedes

my sides

>>77782515
>yfw >Schalke agree

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Safe to say we win this. What are we going to do with the 14,000 Euros?

>>77782609
I don't understand

>>77782609
buying more shares

>>77782619
DFB asking (You) for a Euro logo: >>77782064

How long until the N11 squad is released?

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>>77782609
can this be the logo for the GameBoy Color game?

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Who here /bvb/

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>buddies tell you to come over to watch bundes at their place
>walk in and see this

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>>77782654
We need one with Tabea

>>77782767
underrated

>>77782815
>wat do?
ask where the toilet is and lock it for the entire evening, shitposting on /bundes/ from your phone (literally and figuratively).

>>77782815
hello, where's the bundes???

>>77782767
this might be a golden ratio goldmine btw

>>77782815
time to open the dick

>>77782815
*sigh* let's see
1 > 19 > 5 > 10 > 16 > 6 > 13 > I can't be arsed to finish this, not even for the meme's sake

>>77782366
Agreed my brotha

>>77783168
shaking my head

>>77783168
twitter was a mistake

>tfw >>77777777 get was absolutely disappointing

>>77783168
huh?

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Is this /bundes/: tennis edition ?

Breaking - RB Leipzig winger Oliver Burke is on his way to the #wba training ground for a medical. Unsure if deal is a permanent one or loan

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>>77764259
>>tfw no leaked nudes of Sakina


fixed that for you

>>77783640
And people acted like he was the next Rooney...

hallo und guten morgen!

>>77783796
hello, good morning, my dear friend
hello, good morning, let's shake hands

L'Équipe saying Dortmund and Barcelona have agreed on a sale of Dembele today.
€120m plus €30m in bonuses.

Dortmund should keep him and never let him play again

>>77783809
Have you heard that he has been renting Klopp's house in Germany and has left it in a right mess?

>>77783843
Yes

>>77782815
Disgusting

good news: i have found a new flat

>>77783809
>L'Equipe
kek
can't count how often they have been wrong about Dortmund players this summer

>>77784013
Haha.. rofl.. looks like you acidentally typed your Facebook status update into a 4chan comment .. haha... how emberassing that must be lol xD

>>77784013
congratulations!

Höwedes close to signing for Juventus

>Schalke

>>77784259
he's been poor the last two season.

me signing for your mom's pussy

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>>77783612
what am I looking at?

>>77784067
>implying /bundes/ isnt like facebook for outcasts

>>77784321
just like schalke

>>77784495
not surveillance

>tedesco dumps höwedes as captain
>höwedes pissed
>sell höwedes for 5 million

just >Schalke things

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>>77784829
don understan

>>77764259
I bet she has pepperoni nipples. And not like normal pepperoni but like the oversized pepperoni on dominoes pizza.

>>77784912
can you put pepperonis on a burger?

>>77784977
Sure you could. Don't see how itd make a burger any better tho

psg and buyern the same group

>>77784875
Tedesco ---> Italiener
Schalke ---> Juventus

>>77784912
Shut the fuck up!

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>>77785067
mhhhhhhhh

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habbening! :O

>Real - BVB
wow we really haven't seen that one before. Uli and Kalle might just as well admit that they are rigging the shit out of this.

>>77785151
>Der Mega-Transfer von BVB-Jungstar Ousmane Dembélé zum FC Barcelona ist offenbar perfekt. Wie BILD berichtet, konnten sich die beiden Klubs bei den Verhandlungen im Rahmen der Champions-League-Auslosung in Monaco einigen. BVB-Boss Hans-Joachim Watzke soll den Transfer demnach am Freitag um 12 Uhr auf der Bilanzpressekonferenz in Dortmund verkünden.

>>77785151
simply the advantage of nostrils aligning with pupils

>>77785195
Barca could have had him like two weeks earlier. Really starting to think their officials are actually retarded.

BVB in Europa League after winter

>Real
>Dortmund
>Tottenham

pretty gud

Captcha: Select all Todesgruppen

H

is Real Madrid the non-German team that Dortmund played against the most often?

Group G: Monaco, Porto, Besiktas, RB LEIPZIG.

>>77785623
HOW MUCH DID MATESCHITZ PAY FOR THIS

REEEEEEEE

Easy Ro16 for RBL

„Natürlich gibt es warme und kalte Kugeln“

Group B: BAYERN, Paris Saint-Germain, Anderlecht, Celtic

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>Real Madrid
>Borussia Dortmund
>Tottenfag Hotsperm
>APOEL

Thoughts?

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>group A

>>77785744
1. PSG
2. Bayern

>>77785768
1. Real
2. Dortmund

Wow Liverpool and United's groups.
Bit too obvious from UEFA

>>77785795
>mfw United still manages to get knocked out

>>77785856
*dabs into Europa League*

when was the last time Dortmund didn't get into the Todesgruppe?

>Marozsan not speaking english

kek. based!

>>77786108
where are the danish teams?

>>77786173
in the EL

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>tfw Buyern will get destroy against Nerman's gang
>tfw only unbeaten team in Europe against RM 2.0

>>77785914
Wasn't the EL group easy? All I remember is Sporting

>Spartak Moskau hat offenbar ein Angebot für Benedikt Höwedes eingereicht. Der italienische Transferinsider Gianluca Di Marzio berichtet, dass die Russen bereit sind, neun Millionen Euro für die Dienste des Weltmeisters an Schalke 04 zu überweisen.

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Post Kemmes!

>>77786537
He's not *that* bad

>>77786537
He is going to KFC Uerdingen for 1,5 Mio

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>>77785151
he actually memed himself to barca the absolute madman

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>>77785623
where will u be when /ourguy/ wins the cl?

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>>77786581

>>77786994
I will be posting in /bundes/ from my couch.

>>77783168
Social media marketing was a mistake

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>>77785768
Delet this pic of my gf

Timo looks so weird but so lovable at the same time

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>>77787427
This chick looks like Marozsan's autistic twin sister.

>>77786783
and all it took was.. his career lamo. this guy is one missed goal in the CL finals away from being finished.

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What is your opinion of Lieke Martens.

>>77787562
not sure if I Lieke her

Why is it German girls have such profound jaws.

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>>77787501
They do look p similar tßh

>>77787562
That trophy is hideous. Literally a gaping roastie upside down

The absolute madmen of Altach are almost there. 30 minutes away from the group stage of the Europal eagle!

>>77787562
You JUST KNOW?

>>77787616
I remember that shop lel

>>77764259
>tattoos

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>>77787620
>they blew it

>>77787587
Nordic genes

>>77787616
kek that was probably the highlight of the 2nd Roast Solo phase

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>>77787562
Played good EC. Award kinda deserved.

>>77787863
me on the left

Llegan un hindu, un judio y un americano a un hotel de un pueblito pequeño y piden un cuarto para tres personas.

"Solo me queda un cuarto, que es para dos, pero si no les incomoda, tengo espacio en el establo para que uno se duerma ahi".

Los tres individuos deciden tomar el cuarto y en eso dice el hindu: "Si quieren, yo me voy a dormir al establo y ustedes duermen en el cuarto".

A los cinco minutos tocan a la puerta del cuarto:

>Quien es?"

"Soy el hindu, lo que pasa es que en el establo hay una vaca, y como es un animal sagrado para nosotros, no puedo dormir donde duerme una vaca".

En eso, el judio dice: "No se preocupen, si quieren, yo me duermo en el establo".

A los cinco minutos tocan a la puerta del cuarto: "

>Quien es?"

"Soy el judio, lo que pasa es que en el establo hay un cerdo, y es un animal desagradable para nosotros, no puedo dormir donde duerme un cerdo".

En eso, el americANO dice: "No se preocupen, yo me ire a dormir al establo".

A los cinco minutos tocan a la puerta: "Quien es?"

"Somos la vaca y el cerdo, y hay un americANO en el establo".

Denmark, pls translate

Pls sören! whatever you do don't dump your trap folder

>>77788107
I've actually learned Spanish on Duoling for a few weeks, so I totally could if I wanted to.

>Duolingo

>>77787549
I cant wait for him to play against dortmund. the butthurt will be huge

>>77787116
is that the new Aphex Twin EP?

>>77788388
I use something called busuu as well. It's much better, but you can only use like 50% without paying.

>foreigners show up
>thread becomes 50 times more carcinogenic than snorting asbestos


@ MODS

you wouldn't have to autosage our threads if you'd just ban every non DE/AT poster and that one German retard feeding them (You)s

>>77788568
>thread becomes 50 times more carcinogenic than snorting asbestos
Sounds like its regular autistic customer screeching happy hour youre describing.

ihr dummen mongos

this is a bad bundes

Correction:

@ MODS

please only ban the shareholding Austrian; bundes threads will improve in enormous proportions

>>77788568
>carcinogenic

why not just cancerous you autist

>shitjylland

this

>>77788611
This is Mod speaking.

"No"

Thanks for reading.

>>77788611
Actually, "Mod" doesn't know shit; the correct answer is:

"Yes"

Thanks for reading.

Please. \bundes\ loves me

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>>77788703
Oh shit I'm sorry

>>77782168

WinRar. truely ananastisch post my friend.

>>77788738
Sorry for what?

Bendtner with a goal, Rosenborg currently sending Ajax out of the Europa League.

>>77785195
>shareholders

>>77782168
>>77788785
Samefriend please

>>77787643
she with a strap-on

>>77788909
You joke about Mor needing a cash grab transfer to Inter before his hype dies.
Me thinks Dolberg needs it just as much.

>>77789032
Yes I think I agree.
Viktor Fischer and Nicolai Boilesen also should have left Ajax way earlier than they did.

Waiting only worked out for Eriksen so far.

>>77789071
>danish """"""talents""""""
Think we r better than u tbhdesu

>>77789032
And I do believe that I argued very forcefully for Dolberg to leave this summer in this very community at the end of last season.

for me, it's the average /bundes/ poster

>>77789112
Yes

Daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks

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>>77788611
I love you too my obsessed customer fanboi.

>>77789189
That you on the left? Looking good hun:)

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>>77789216
thommassssssschenkmirein fotovonnndirr

Sigurdsson just scored the most incredible goal I've ever seen

>>77789294
post webm

>>77789325
https://mobile.twitter.com/jandertweet/status/900811921502478337/video/1

>>77789441
heh what a blooter. nice

>>77789441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyOoiUysvmw

here since you like blooters so much. from some recent amateur games

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>>77789441
Gilfy Sigurdson just done this what a goal!

>>77789658
me on the right

John Merro will be happy tonight then

Ajax fail to qualify for Europe for the first time since 1965/66.

Will Having 'go 'za
Toppings?

>>77790134
'ni

>>77790134
only salad nothing else

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>>77790145
Dunno if I want only sausage, only pepperoni or both sausage and pepperoni

>>77790316
Make a Racistpizza (ham, bacon, sausage and pepperoni).

I thought "vom/von hörensagen" was just a Danish expression made up to sound a bit German, but it appears it is used in Germany as well.

>>77790528
Stop appropriating our culture!

>>77790528
boah keine ahnung alter kenn ich nur vom hörensagen ahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahaha

>>77790582
Gå ad Pommeren til haha

>>77790584
Hahaha

>>77790582
*appropriates this dick in ur mouth*
Sumthin personnel heh

>its a europeans-have-a-civilized-talk-about-language-until-burgers-decide-to-join-in episode

ughhhhhhhhhhhh

>>77790644
>its an ugh poster posting episode
UGH!!

>>77790654
>>its an ugh poster posting episode
>UGH!!


UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

dembele will flop hard at barcelona, screencap this

>>77790528
English has it too. Hearsay

ughhhhhhh I quit
>>77790677
Include me in screen cap!

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>>77790677
done

>>77790695
Yes but actually literally saying "von hörensagen"

>>77790755
No dativ case in English

>>77790854
remember when "vong" slopped over to the normies and suddenly everyone was using it? man that was cancerous

>>77790854
I have literally no idea what common grammatical words mean outside of verb, noun and adjective.

>>77790914
>vong
never heard it desu. What does it even mean?

>>77791129
Slang for benis

>>77791290
okay, thanks

>>77787925
What was in the stable?

>>77791331
Suck my ass

>>77791455
read >>77772138 >>77788623

ugh i cant believe murat yakin left schaffhausen to become coach of grasshoppers. he had such an amazing project build up in schaffhausen. gc is absolutely shit right now. he can only lose desu. also horrible the way gc treated carlos bernegger. such a scummy club

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1/2

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>>77791967
2/2

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>>77791967
>>77791985

>>77791967
I don't get it

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>>77792341
It was an epic meme the BMG boiled soup on for about three months last season.
1/2

>>77792341
well i assume celtic has lost against gladbach and dortmund in previous cls, and now they have to face another german team in bayern.

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>>77792381
2/2

>>77792381
>>77792400
oh

any tabea nude yet?

>>77789643
Breddy gud. Let's get gelsenkirchenbro on there

>>77792480
Yea but unfortunately for you she only send them to me :(

Good morning btw

Transfer window closes soon. Tabea kemme to me when?

>>77791967
>>77791985
>>77792381
>>77792400

and its ALWAYS the retarded US accounts that post this shit.

proper /bundes/ thread

>>77797419
>>77797419
>>77797419

>>77791967
kek

Moving back here. Imminent outsperg of Sören in the other thread.