>723 appearances >520 goals Why isn't he regarded

He's head's TOO small.

those stats are incorrect

he's booty is TOO thicc

>>77763814
People like to hate on Zlatan, they like to put this image of him being a badboy instead of the greatest footballer of our generation.

why he gotta be so mopey all the time?

How many CLs has he got?

>>77763814

because there are players with better goals to games ratio for starters?

It's 723 games, 420 goals and most of them were statpadded at PSG. If you exclude PSG, it's 543 games, 263 goals, impressive but not even a 0.50 goal ratio.

He's hair's TOO long.

He's nose's TOO long.

>>77763860
It's the way nature intended us to be.

He's mustache's TOO pedo

>leaves Inter
>Inter wins treble
>leaves Barcelona
>Barcelona wins treble

his penis is TOO short

The nose.
Also can't carry a team

>>77763927
>still being this mad that your team, city and country was Zlatans bitch for the entirety of his sejour

>>77763814
>that pube beard
every time

>>77763900
>leaves PSG
>PSG choke a 4-0 lead

>>77763900
>technically leaves united
>????
I'm scared lads

>>77763900
>leaves United
>United wins tr-

well?

>>77763993
he's still there

>>77763963
>>77763993
Only works if the team is actually good. See PSG's performance last year.

>>77763814
Why do you lie?
It's 766 appearances for 437 goals

He's overrated but then again so is donaldo and he's eternally blown in this place

>>77763814
He can't in CL

FUCK SWEDEN AND FUK SWEDISH PEOPLE

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>>77764096
this

He's useless in CL.

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>>77764096
Why?

>>77763846
1 after he re-signs for United this season.

>>77764083
r9 didn't CL either

>>77763946
what a small country mentality

>>77764104
LMFHALO(laughing my fucking head and limbs off)

He seems to join clubs at the wrong time.

That's why he doesn't have a CL.

>>77764096
yeah mate, i would fuck swedish girls in their asses, if you catch my meaning

>>77764244
he's the fernando alonso of football

Everyone will agree that he's the GOAT after he wins MLS cup next year.