/heem/

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first for news

Threadly reminder that coral springs is gay

Spain is literally GOD

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Look at this photograph

Every time I do it makes me laugh

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Drug Free Since '93

id literally heem all of you

lol spainsperg's mere presence has the tyron spammer all worked up, imagine letting someone get to you this bad lmao it's pathetic tbqf

12th for Coral Springs literally crying

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>USADA can find any athlete guilty, what are your resources to defend yourself?’ – UFC’s Frank Mir

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>>77760674
Thus does not happen to wwGOAT

lol my mere presence has eddieposter shaking in his boots, you haven't seen him for months

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15th

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>>77760674
Good post

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>>77760661
Infrequent reminder the spammer hates the image related plus Coral, Spain, Cruz, and IMG_bros alongside the rest of the TFATK family

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Jon Jones was literally in talks to fight Stipe.
Brock Lesnar Vs Jones could literally have been for the Heavyweight belt.

>>77760615
?

Imagine bandwagoning a cheating, criminal, sociopathic nigger.

I only nuthug Hendo, Rose, Frankie, Reem and I've recently bandwagoned Whittaker.

Only in the UFC would a WWE wrestler destroy their best fighters without even using the F5 and their GOAT got busted for steroids at least boxing has a true hero and fighter in Muhammad Ali

Have they actually stripped Jones yet? It took longer last time.>>77760682


>>77760682
Spainsperg didn't kill himself? That's nice.

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>>77760691
>Losing to a roided up middleweight

As opposed to:

>Tapping to strikes from 5'6" Matt Serra

im the only poster on heem this is all a grand illusion i am projecting into your consciousness

>>77760671
This is the new LeBron face

>>77760704
Try it again in English

>>77760704
Why doesn't Jinder Mahal fight UFC? I think the Modern Day Mahajara could zldballllllllllllllllrsmnfb lsjenmad

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>>77760691
*blocks your path*

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>>77760715
CryingJordan you weirdo.

heem isn't real it is all just an illusion created in my head projected into your anus

>>77760699
What's wrong with you?

>>77760684
Yeah you wish I was buddy don't you

>>77760711
/heem/ is fake. Its a collection of beliefs. /mma/ will exploit this. /mma/ isn't trying to make a guitar its trying to make something better than a guitar.

>>77760661
Threadly reminder you wish I was.

>nuthuggers are still trying to claim that Jones is talented when he needed steroids to win any of his fights

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why are so many people thinking that Jones was setup?

do people flat out refuse to believe he cheated or is there evidence of him being purposely tainted?

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#BROKEN

>>77760723
Crying Jordan isn't fiunny. CryingDC is hilarious

Is there a list of /heem/ users?

How do I make an account? This place seems very cliquey. You all know each other somehow lol

>>77760709
>loses a kickboxing match to Jake Shields
>dabs

>>77760741
he a dindu gud goy

>>77760697
>implying that would ever be for the belt

Stipe would shadowrealm Jones

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I hope Dana flips his shit and fires Jones for good.
I'm tired of his bullshit.

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>>77760677
>le HGH gut homme
kek sure

>>77760748
Prime Jake Shields is extremely underrated.

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>>77760748
>loses to a split decision to another confirmed roider
Yup sounds about right

As opposed to:

>Tapping to strikes from 5'6" Matt Serra

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>>77760746
Idk guy, crying Jordan is pretty funny.

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>>77760747
No cliques here brother. We're mostly all open arms to everyone except a few h8rs who try to drag it down for everyone. Be yourself and will we appreciate you for you

>>77760747
contact spergOP, he'll set you up with a heem.com account

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been a yuge fan of Masdival since bellator

>>77760748
Jake Shields unironically has a top 5 MMA and top 5 grappling resume in all of combat sports history. Silly on its face but it's true.

>>77760741
Its a steroid thats been tested for years so and it only showed up on his weigh in test the day before the fight which would be a dumb time to take it so either
>tainted supplements/dickpills2.0
>he got set up
>he's just fucking stupid
Id go with the ladder

>>77760769
Been a huge Whittaker fan since 2017 my guy

>>77760717
Try what again?

>>77760718
Agreed 100%

Imagine what Goldberg could have done in the UFC and still could do, he literally destroyed Lesnar without even trying, he'd go crazy building up another undefeated streak in the UFC.

Spain has got the turbospergs squirming like crazy

>50 posts in and half of the thread is samefags

Heem is just a friendship simulator for a handful of losers

Really makes me think

Can every Jones nuthugger ITT please apologize so we can move on?

Or are you going to deflect to some teenage spaniard namefag some more? Is some sperg really your only line of defense?

Jones is literally the third worst juicer in the UFC behind Brock and Barnett. Please acknowledge and apologize.

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*BONK*

>>77760784
The mandrama board is here: >>>/asp/

You're welcome.

>>77760786
/heem/ isn't a friend simulator, they're actually my friends imo. We chat like normal friends would.

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>>77760763
>throws the least strikes in welterweight title history
>dabs

>>77760759
His striking isn't. He exposed Tyron for all to see.

>>77760787
look into it

All im going to say. Look into it

jones still p4p #1

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>>77760789

>>77760767
>wearing the exact same shoes
that's weird

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is my slave acting up again? i am very sorry if my slave is bothering you, heem. my slave needs to learn to obey his master, just like tyravius learned

>>77760772
they have a new test that increase the detection window, so I doubt he took it close enough to where he thought it would show up on the test, obviously

>>77760784
CM Punk had a competitive match with Lesnar but then got BTFO in the octagon. Squared circle skills doesn't translate well to the octagon.

>>77760741
>why are so many people thinking that Jones was setup?

Because after crying like a bitch after being stung just before 200, nobody and i mean nobody would be stupid enough to go and pull that shit again and to have the title taken back off you and most likely a permenant ban from UFC

Dana needs to get rid of jewsada and get some other doping regulating body to test fighters

>>77760791
You are sadly completely deranged. I'm not Springsbro and you need to get your priorities straight. Having such anger and expressing it in such a useless and vitriolic fashion is extremely unhealthy. Bless your soul in all sincerity

>>77760798
>beats 2 specialists in their game
>le wrestlefuck no tdd twinks man
*taps to strikes*

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>>77760798
>Defends 24 takedowns in a 25 minute fight from the best grappler in the UFC
>Average of 1 takedown per minute

As opposed to:

>Tapping to strikes from 5'6" Matt Serra

>>77760815
>t. springshit

grow up, nerd

Aspen Ladd has been BTFO by Jones back into irrelevancy

>>77760791
Blinded by your own bitterness you literally think everyone is me. You schizo lunatic I promise once you let that anger go life will open up to you.
>>77760815
Thanks bro.

>>77760811
still id have to imagine they tested him at some point in the month prior to the fight if not multiple times considering his history

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Michael Dukakis

>>77760747
it's a tight fookin' curcle here we got, la.

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>>77760758
How do I achieve Reem status Natty?

>>77760828
>the #1 samefagger claims "not me" again

lol sure

>>77760842
I beg you to get the /int/ extension if you think I'm such a samefriender.

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>>77760677
The roid gut has to be tucked buddeh

Also Woodley is the WW GOAT by virtue of this loser going upto MW.

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>>77760828
H8rs aren't worth the bandwidth, bro. They're just trying to get a reaction.

If anything this whole thing will fuck DC up even more.
He accepted his faith but now it's pain all over again.

>>77760828
im sure you open up to many men

>>77760844
>I bet you
hahahahhahahahaha

go beg elsewhere, twerp

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>>77760817
>beats 2 specialists in their game
I didn't see Tyron on Maia's back.

>>77760819
>blind Maia in one eye in the first round
>the swelling goes away in the third because of how little he gets hit
Really made me think.

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slave boys need to learn what happens when they start acting uppity

>>77760741
Jones fans are the most pathetic beings in the world.

They are like Mayweather and Yankee/Lakers fans. They cling to greatness because they are losers. Usually spics. They are barnacles.

They are hiding right now. They will not face the music. Jones is human trash.

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>>77760861

>>77760857
Projecting this hard won't make your life better.

>>77760850
He already released a statement saying jones was the better man that night.

Corm is classy.

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>Spainsperg has the spammer in shambles
i love it

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>>77760689
he just cant help himself

>>77760841
horsemeat brah

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>>77760854
>4 title fights in one year
>3 successful defenses

As opposed to:

>Tapping to strikes from 5'6" Matt Serra

>>77760848
Hughes is the GOAT if GSP doesn't exist, not Woodley. Sorry, my fellow black man. Just how it is.

>>77760871
GOAT shitposter bar none. Not even the spammer himself spamming scat gets people this worked up

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>>77760865
>Has to go "NO U" when faced with facts

The man said and said it well, you are (and may Allah forgive me for uttering this word) fucking barnacles.

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>>77760886

>>77760854
>punch eye shut
>d-dont punch his eye! let him take you down! REEEEEEE
*taps to strikes*

>>77760881
Not sure what you think Tyreese was doing, but it wasn't fighting.

>>77760865
sup spic loser

>>77760890
>(and may Allah forgive me for uttering this word) fucking barnacles.
I bet you were giggling to yourself like the obese manchild you are while writing this but sorry to say it but it wasn't funny

>>77760800
And just like that Rumble decides he's not coming back after all also I guess Gus knew something and thats why he made sure to deny a fight between him and Jones.

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>>77760906
>Tyreese
Are we getting mad already? I'm just posting facts friend.

>>77760900
Dana forced him into that fight. His mom died and he was sick and his cup didn't fit right and he ran out of vaseline and he hurt his toe and pulled his buttocks.

But he's still better than woodley.

>>77760900
How about we split the difference and Tyrone punches his eye *more*?

>get busted for roiding
>get busted for roiding again

what did he mean by this?

>>77760643
HAHAHAHA

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>>77760910
So?

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>>77760924

>>77760907
You're mom was in line for my spicy burrito if ya know what I mean.

>>77760919
Jones is through. As far as all time rankings go he doesn't even break the top 15 LHWs.

>>77760916
>But he's still better than woodley.
'Cept that he got 50-45'd bud

>>77760921
Its hilarious. Every post he makes trying to make an insult it just makes him look like a sobbing loser. He thinks about you every day lol

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guys thoughts on my form?

>>77760914
>3 successful defenses
Majority draw.

Woodly is the first champ who's going to get cut for inactivity despite fighting every month.

Daniel Cormier is the greatest light heavyweight of all-time and will be a 2-time light heavyweight champion.

How does this settle with you?

>>77760932
ye but I'd rather watch him fight and dollars make sense

>>77760935
He literally cannot suck your dick from spain, no matter how much you want him to.

>>77760914
Truth is always in the middle.
Is Tyroid a solid fighter? Yeah, probably a great one at that.
Is he boring beyond belief? Yes.
Is he a bitch? Yes.

>>77760938
Pretty good, but you need to remember to yell ISHZ every time you punch

>>77760938
you're a fat fucking loser, no doubt similar to everyone else who posts here, i'd love to beat you senseless and show no mercy.

>>77760916
>WAAH WAAH
kek

>>77760918
>gets dropped
>panic wrestles for 5 rounds
>REEEE WHY DIDN'T TYRONE DO ANYTHING EVEN THO HE WAS WINNING REEEEEE
kek

>>77760946
He's a good boy who dindu nuffin.

I'm fine with it.

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>>77760921

>>77760946
>and will be a 2-time light heavyweight champion.

The fight will be overturned, doesn:'t that mean he never lost it?

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>>77760935
Dictionary definition of Bootyblasted.

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>>77760956
>Is he boring beyond belief? Yes.
205ers are actually real lol

>>77760957
Yeah that makes sense I was a little tired that was about my 3rd set
>>77760958
I think you would be surprised

>>77760848
Matt Hughes is the welterweight goat buddy

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Is JJ still your boy

>>77760959
>defends his belt on fight pass
>dabs

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he's having a meltdown!

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sometimes you just have to let your slave know who's boss

>>77760952
Why are you so mad?

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So Hunt confirmed the only clean fighter?

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Wew

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how would lil peep do in mma

>>77760980

The Chris' face here never fails to crack me up.

>>77760969
Meaning?
Who at 205 was boo'd and yelled "Boring" at?

>>77760973
Dude please have some respect and include a trigger warning next time you post this webm

You don't want to run off spainchad from /heem/ again after he just got back!!

>>77760984
>loses to the guy Tyrone beat twice
>then leaves the company
at least he gets to let his nose heal

>>77760986

Hunt and Whittaker.

Any Australian really.

>>77760981
>defends belt in MSG
*drops twink*

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i would unironically beat up all of you except for coral chad and spainalpha

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>Answer the question, Jon

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>>77760984
How's that nose healing up Poory?

It's okay, Based T-Wood took care of big ol mean Robbie inside 1 round, you can come back to UFC now.

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DANA STATEMENT ON JONES!
>http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/23/dana-white-says-jon-jones-ufc-career-could-be-over-after-latest-failed-drug-test-6871716/

>>77760965
Wouldn't surprise me if Jon got a DQ since he finished DC and pissed hot day before the fight

>>77760643
suicide when?

the 30 for 30 needs a good ending.

>>77761011
haha bless brother

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The nose has to be tucked buddeh

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you see, my slave does not like it when i post rory. i do not know why bellator fighter Rory MacDonald bothers my little slave so much. can anyone enlighten me?

>>77761029
schaub bless brother

>>77760996
Wonderboi got dropped like 5 times over the course of 2 fights, while he did nothing at all to Woodley lol

Tyron has literally cleaned out the division already.

>>77760794
Thanks bro but I feel like I belong here

>>77760812
That's very true although I'd say CM Punk just got more lucky in that match than anything, he definitely can't Octagon as well as Lesnar or potentially Goldberg.

>>77761025
How could they let the fight happen if USADA knew he pissed hot?

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>>77761035
guess

>>77761050
m-maiavidal!

>>77761053
They didn't know at the time but the sample came from a day before the fight

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>yfw DC gets his belt back, defends against Gus, returns to full Popeyes mode at HW and wresslefugs Stipe in a retirement fight

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Woodley already deleted Robbie's chin

Someone tell Poory it's now safe to come back to UFC.

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GOOD MORNIN' ERRBODY
It's /yaboy/ here whose /boy/ is /KevinLee/ and I just wanted to share with you my picks from last night's contender series/. It's a very special night because it was my first full-card picked correctly GADOOSH and got me 100 quid profits

Can't put any more into this post because I've gotta dash to work and I was already late yesterday and don't want to be late again even though they won't do anything about it because we are savage son.

Have a nice day all.
PEACE

>>77761011
JB is my boy. Dropped his friendship with Floyd because his church told him to. That's myboy right there. Ive always known JBwas special.

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ladies and gents the real lhw champ

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>>77760946
Makes me feel like pic

>>77761050
Yes, but more importantly, he's cleansed everyone of the slightest inclination to watch him fight.

>>77761074
MASSIVE forehead

anybody else not believe this? i genuinely dont believe this is happening. this is some kind of mistake or something. usada fucked up and the retest will prove it. jon couldn't have fucked up this bad right?

So if Jon has a 4 year ban is there a way he can just move to Japan or Russia and fight there?

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is it because he's afraid of rory? he thinks i'll beat on him like rory did to tyreese? don't worry slave, i am a good master. you just have to respect my authority. tyrone learned that, and so can you

>>77760643
Jesus fucking Christ Jon.

I can't stand watching someone that talented just continue to fuck up all the time. Makes me fucking sick

>>77761073
Did you even watch the fights?

>>77761085
Yes via plane.

>>77761085
Probably. But he won't have quite the same appeal

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Sorry for revving the sperg up, lads.

>>77761085
only if he never steps foot on american soil again

>>77761084
>usada fucked up and the retest will prove it.
They did before with Cyborg

Us JonChads can only hope it was the same mistake.

>>77761092
Nah man I got work like 3 hours after the fights. Bongtime is painful for conetnder series

>>77761085
UFC has a non-compete clause so no.

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>>77760990
Don't make fun of people with CTE

still my boy

Just imagine the tomato's reaction to all this. Dude is likely squirting blood from his as from all the pent up blood pressure

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>>77760980
>>77760968

>>77761102
So how did you pick the fights? Or was it just dumb luck?

>>77761085
His contract will be frozen until the suspension is up, so no. No different than retirement.

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Does this chick look like Holly Holm or am I autistic?

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>>77761096
my slave is very sensitive when it comes to Rory MacDonald, please be gentle when you post webms of him. the slave boy tends to get worked up

>>77761103
Good luck enforcing the contract in Russian courts.

>>77761116
who dat

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Say it with me: the pound for pound best fighter on the planet, demetrius Johnson

>>77761101
>they did before with Cyborg

Nope. She actually completely tested positive, no tainted anything. No "it was a prank bro", she willingly and knowingly took banned substances. But USADA for some insane reason gave her a retroactive TUE (therapuetic use exemption) because Dana apparently still has faith in the women's featherweight division

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>>77761082
ur opinion=wgaf FUCK YOU post your gf (that yuo dont haves) forehead

so if jon jones was caught doping again

who else is doping that we dont know about?

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Lol got the spainsperg revved up just by talking about Woodley.

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>>77761110

How's the UFC any different from the WWE?

>>77761115
>>77761103
I mean he wouldn't want to because he'd never come back to America but there's no fucking way poo-tin would let him be extradited

He loves MMA

>>77761123

so smol

>>77761126
I read it's cause it was a doctor's prescription.

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>>77761073
based jb

>>77761128
>t-thanks for having a kid

>In a statement released Tuesday, the UFC said Jones' failed test stemmed from an in-competition sample that was collected at his weigh-in July 28, the day before his fight against Cormier
So wait...doesn't that mean this was just a regular commission test and not a USADA test?

>>77761113
Nah I watched previous fights from the fighters. I didnt watch the actual show though.
I always research by watching at least 2 previous fights from both fighters either on fightpass or YT
Okay really gotta go now CYA

>>77761139
Black people get to be champions.

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I'm here with the former LHW and currently BLOWN OUT Pooniel Poomier

Give us your thoughts on the fight

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>>77761128
She looks like shit, here's my bitch

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are burgers the worst shit posters?

someone post the side-by-side comparison of tyron and gsp's records

>>77761163

They really do stand out in /heem/, never notice them in other threads.

>>77761163
No, it's one autist that samefags it up

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<-----wonderboiiiiii

>>77761133
Mighty Mouse

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>p-please buy UFC® FIGHT PASS™ and tune in to my next fight on Dana Whites Tuesday Night Contender Series where I will attempt to break my own record of least punches thrown in a 5 round fight

>>77761163
Uh sorry but you must have at least one relevant UFC fighter from your country in order to qualify for posting on /heem/.

>>77761163
>>77761169
>That flag
I'm sorry but the irony is just too strong

Don't you have horrible fight predictions to be making?

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>>77761163
delete this

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>>77761163
>Civilized discourse involving Aussies

Can we all start posting like our mothers are in the room?

Stop embarrassing yourselves.

for sure wonderboi won more rounds my guy

>>77761184
>who is the middleweight champion
>who is the only clean HW
>who nearly beat tito ortiz for the LHW title

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>>77761194
i post like your mother is in the room cause she is

>>77761196
>interim
>le natty xp
>almost won
KEK

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damn i didn't know that would get the fats so riled up so quickly

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There's a huge misconception in the MMA community that GSP is the WW GOAT.

Luckily for you, I'm here to correct it

Pic related is an objective analysis of his MMA record

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>>77761205
say that to my face faggot

FUCK JON JONES.

Please reply if u hate Jon Jones.

canada, post some olivi

>>77761208
is he died yet?

>>77761140
He would definitely be in violation of his contract in the US. Whether that would matter or not I can't say. This is a question for a lawyer desu

How do you boi's feel about Mayweather vs Connor, UFC reputation is on the line here, it's more about boxing vs ufc which is the superior sport

>>77761196
>New Zealand
>New Zealand
>not relevant
Oooooh sorry.....not gonna cut it.

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>>77761205
They've been like this since they saw me back, I left a permanent scar in the psyche of all the burgers I TORCHED and bullied on this board.

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>>77760643
>DO YOU THINK I'M JUST GONNA SIT HERE AND LET YOU USE STEROIDS, JON?

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>>77761215
Piano man is still hanging in there.

>>77761163
me on the left

FUCK DANIEL CORMIER

Please reply if you hate Daniel Cormier.

>>77761209
grow up

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how do we feel about justin bieber and mayweathers friendship ending? i cried for hours when i heard

>>77761181
Mighty Mouse is sort of 50/50 for me. On the one hand he's done crazy shit like out-cardio'd a guy on EPO, out-wrestled an Olympic gold medalist, out-grappled a world champion jiu-jiteiro, and out-struck Dodson and Benavidez on the way to him tying Anderson Silva's title defense record. That's all suspicious as fuck. On the other hand, the dude's getting tested all the time, sends everything he puts into his body to USADA for testing, and streams so much that it's hard to even figure out when he could possibly be juicing.

I dunno, man.

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>>77761212

>>77761220
Brian Stann is Japanese.

>>77761206
Wow so you mean to tell me GSP fought BJ Penn twice, Josh Koscheck twice, and Matt Hughes 3 times and his last legit finish was against a featherweight who just lost to Dennis Siver?

Why do losers rank this guy above Woodley again?

>>77761232
Haven't seen Bieber in the news in a while. Isn't a blue belt?

>>77761209
jim jones is a fag

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>>77761228
>Jon Jones eyepokes
>Jon Jones uses steroids
>Jon Jones the dirtiest fighter in the game
>boo hoo

bahahahhaha

>>77761220
>choose to live in australia
>have southern cross tattoos

I don't accept your apology.

>>77761234
post the cave and toes pics plz

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>tfw Jon won't be able to freeze LHW by gallivanting at HW and doing meme fight
>tfw made Gus vs DC for the belt available
Good fucking riddance I say

FUCK TYRON WOODLEY.

Please reply if u hate The Boring One

>>77761238
Do you mean to tell me that Woodley lost a kickboxing match to Jake Shields?

Why do losers watch him fight again?

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>I cried when DC lost
>The absolute state of pencil necked Australians

Knowing him he probably lost a lot of money too

BASED AMERICAN POSTING!!!

>>77761150
I believe so

In competition violation could also get his win turned to a loss and his purse given to DC (at least part of it)

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judging all of u rn, not liking what i see

>>77761236
No he was born on a US military base which literally means he was born on US soil. """"Your"""" fighters on the other hand were just flat out born in New Zealand. Australia just does not have a history of success in combat sports. You're a mediocre fighting nation, just accept it, it's no big deal.

>>77761251
for sure all the GOAT's tap to strikes my guy

/r/mma > /heem/

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Gentle yet firm Heeminder that Jon Jones is the undisputed universally known GOAT without any question regardless of what """USADA""" ""found""

>be a drug-using cheating eye-poker
>get suspended
>big comeback fight built around a huge redemption angle, against your greatest rival
>win a brutal fight in a decisive manner
>turn face in the post-fight press conference
>get popped for PEDs again

What a fucking swerve.

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>>77761220
do you consider overeem british? serious question

>>77761242
Jon Jones confirmed the Ric Flair of MMA.

LITERAL GOAT

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>losing twice

>>77761261

Ummm sweetie... we literally just beat up manny pacqauio.

RJJ came here and got beat by some b-tier fighter too.

>>77761163
It is kind of shocking how much better heem gets as the night/early morning go by and the american posters disappear.

Late night heem is pretty comfy.
Daytime heem is usually some type of autism battle or spamming mostly by american posters.

>>77761247
his name is woodley cuz tree grow slow and he slow and watching a tree grow would be boring just like woodley is slow

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Imagine being such a limp wristed vegan tumblr SJW virtue signalling liberal loser who is offended at Jon Jones being the best fighter alive

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Imagine if Roman Reigns entered the UFC interfering in the main event and attacked both of the fighters claiming it was his yard


BUY RATES WOULD SOAR HIGHER THAN URANUS

>>77761269
Does a cat become a horse when it starts living in a stable?

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>erectile dysfunction twice

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>affirmative action champ is better than gsp

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>Heavyweights are anti-draws
>LHW fucked over by Jones, Cormier cleared out everyone else
>Tyron cleaned out WW division and Dana hates him anyway
>Bispong worst champ ever in the most stacked division ever
>Conor is done with MMA, LW division at a stand still
>FW division killed by Conor
>Bantamweight has like 3 good fighters left
>WMMA is dead ever since Ronda left

Realistically, how many years does UFC have left?

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What will it be?

>>77761272
I know, it's hard to believe that Jone's career has crashed so hard that he lost to a 40 year old man twice.

>>77761286
Would Reigns fight without the vest?

>>77761261
>No he was born on a US military base which literally means he was born on US soil.

Not an argument.

>>77760643
HOLY SHIT! Is that real?

>not realising jones was playing the long con with DC

>beats DC first time and then makes him wait almost 3 years to try and get revenge, even getting DCs hopes only, only to crush them the week of UFC 200
>when DC finally gets opportunity for revenge, he gets brutally KO'd
>jones proceeds to fail another drug test

the last 3 years of DC's life mean nothing now and jones knows DC will never consider himself a legit champ because of the two loses, even though jones pissed hot

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>>77761280
Didn't look slow bouncing Robbie's pea head off the canvas LMAO

>>77761298
Where you been?

>>77761292
Bantamweight is one of the most stacked divisions. And they have tons of young talent outside the top guys

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>>77761298
no it's fake, fuck off

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oy vey

>>77761297
Brian Stann is American because he was born on American soil.

Robert Whittaker is not Australian, he is a New Zealander because he was born on New Zealand soil. Same with Mark Hunt.

This is not a difficult concept to grasp.

>>77761301
>three minute fight
>eleven strikes total

Woooooooooooow

>>77761308
16 is legal in California

HOLY SHIT LADS JONES JUST GOT POPPED BY USADA

>>77761301
no i mean wood is from tree and tree is grow slow and so that watching it grow slow would be boring and then that is mean woodley is name after tree boring.

>>77761287
answer the question fucko

>>77761317
Then why doesn't Kyrie Irving play for team Australia?

>>77761317
Stann was born in Japan. It's not complicated, sweetie.