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I'm sorry DC

>>77756136
Unbelievable. Fuck Jon Jones. Scummiest fighter ever.

He was a real human bean

>>77756136
the greatest, undefeated against legit competition . fuck JJ

I'm sorry for the memes

sucks that he got Ko'd so bad by a cheater.. that could be his chin gone forever, even could have been deadly. jon is a disgusting piece of trash

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Lol, sorry lil nigga.

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>tfw

>Implying roids give you superpowers

Bitch still lost.

>>77756136
*says sorry with round house kick to the head then beats on your unconscious brain while you're down*

Apologize NOW

>>77756532
If he really was a bitch, why not beat him without the help from performance enhancing drugs?

hope DC sues that dirtbag
the UFC should, too

>>77756532
>>Implying roids give you superpowers
you clearly have no idea what PED's purpose is

>tfw the two youngest ufc champs have both been popped multiple times for roids

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>There are endless universes we live in one where DC lost

Why wasn't there this much outrage when Brock Lesnar juiced to shit so he can win?
Oh right because you're fucking hypocrites

>>77757010
>outrage
>when Brock Lesnar juiced
idk anon, it really is weird how more people weren't shocked by the revelation that bork takes roids

>>77757077
Mark Hunt was robbed, I care more about him than some giganigga

If you ain't juicing you ain't trying, just a fact losers. Jones is the GOAT you USADA queers.

WE SENT DC TO HELL
BUT WE'RE GOING EVEN DEEPER
TAKE BACK ALL THE SUCCS THAT WE LOST

>>77757191
it was a meme fight, WGAF

>>77757191
Hunt sucks, he wouldn't have beaten Lesnar regardless

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Guess reddit always wins at the end of the day huh

>>77758170
>hating on DC
Fuck off nigger.

>>77758170
even after your boy Jon has repeatedly fucked up,you still suck his cock

>>77757392
giganigga wouldn't have beaten Jon Jones regardless

Cormier is as juiced as everyone else.
Drugs testing is just a way to get rids of some unlikeable fighters and make the sports looks good.

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>>77758363
little jon jones nut hugging faggot bitch is SEETHING with denial lmfao

>>77758170
that graphic

*cringe*

>>77758363
>>>>unlikeable fighters
jon jones was over as FUCK after his last fight during dc, ufc audience for the most part fucking loved that guy

>>77758441
>He is a good guy, DC would never do PEDs :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
PEDs are rampants in pro sports, accept it.

>>77758170
Unfortunately yes

>>77758499
I'm not saying it was the case of Jones, or even in the UFC, i was talking about sports in general.
Jones was probably unable to clean up in time or forgot his fake dick who knows ?

THE LONG SUCC IS STILL ON
JON JONES DIDN'T GET HIS DICK TOGETHER

>>77756136
Sorry big guy, I got blinded by the hype.

>>77757010
Brock wasn't a champion and the fight was basically only happening because IIRC the other co-main dropped out because of injury. Plus the DC/Jones rivalry is actually something while Hunt/Lesnar was literally nothing.

>>77758515
>frog fucker idiot SEETHING with impotent rage

no surprise there LMAO.

>>77758692
>dumb gullible burger swimming in IGNORANCE

No surprise there, ROFL.

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>>77757392

Probably, but we'll never know because Brock is a cheater

DC is cool B)

>>77758481

upboated

>>77756136
Literally unironically the greatest LHW of all time

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One's on steroids, can you guess which one?

>>77757010

1. Jones is black
2. He's done it before and apologised so many times for it
3. He's allegedly the GOAT

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>>77756136
succ

Anyone else think Jones will legit kill himself soon?

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>>77758791
>avoid reality
>deny nothing

good job little bitch. too stupid to offer an argument so you stick to what you know best. well done on having found your level early in life.

Holy shit

jon jones must be the dumbest nigger on the planet

>implying PEDs enhance your performance

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>>77760298
What can i say ? Just live in your fairytale, i'm sure your Cormier poster will look nice next to your anime figurine.

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>>77760443
>the sheer amount of delusion and desperation for a response from his superior being held by this frog fucking gas huffer

honestly, i'm cringing and laughing at you rn.

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>>77756136
YOU MEAN, YOU MEAN... I'M DA CHAMP?

FAKENEWS FAKENEWS FAKENEWS

DANIEL CORMIER TESTED POSITIVE NOT JON JONES DANIEL CORMIER TESTED POSITIVE NOT JON JONES DANIEL CORMIER TESTED POSITIVE NOT JON JONES

>>77756438
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

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>>77756136
WTF I'M A CORMISSILE NOW

>>77756424

>Taking a screenshot of a picture on your phone

Just download it to your gallery and upload it here you Autist. Also, Charge your phone.

>>77758170
>>77758576

>Rooting for Rampant Cheaters

Figures

How can this be a thing? I mean, the guy goes gets KOed, humiliated and after it they go "btw he was on steroids LOL". They need to tell this kinda stuff before the fight.

>>77756136
>We don't live in the timeline where DC won AND JJ got popped for steroids after losing.

Fuck

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>>77756136
I'LL APOLOGIZE FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

I always knew you were the natty GOAT.

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>>77756136
Every fighter juices. Why is this news?

>>77756136
Mark hunts getting half the check?

>First off he didn't even take steroids, Jones just has naturally occurring HIGH TESTOSTERONE, something neither DC nor her beta bandwagon would know about.

>Second, even IF he did take steroids, do you really think Daniel "Cheeseburger" Cormier could beat him regardless of what roids Jones may have had in his body? lmao JUST give it a break kiddos

>Third, this is all a ploy by Dana "Mo Bux" White in an attempt to garner support for DC VS JJ 3, the fight to end all fights. In a few days the report of roids will be found to be false, and I'll scream I TOLD YOU SO! Why would he do this you ask? Besides getting Mo Bux, he also know's UFC's gonna go down the drain after Connor McGassedUp realizes how nice it is to get 80 mil WHILE LOSING, which is just a drop in the bucket compared to all the superstars who've left UFC over the years.


Lmao it's so funny to watch Dana White crash and burn, but in all seriousness we can't let these guys get more money!

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>>77761829
>>Third, this is all a ploy by Dana "Mo Bux" White in an attempt to garner support for DC VS JJ 3

I know you jest, but this is JJ's second drug infraction, he'll be banned for 4 years.

>>77756136
>nigger does nigger things
and people are surprised

>>77761864
>ban your best fighter for 4 fucking years because he does what every fighter does

And when McMemer gets BTFO by Mayweather who's gonna be the draw in the UFC?

>>77758170
this is what happens when they get funded by arab jihadi prince

>>77761829
Jones actually had conspicuously LOW testosterone on a test once, way back before he got popped. People were conjecturing that he might be using and that the low T was due to coming off PEDs.

So if anything, Jones is the low-test beta bitch boy.

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>>77760471
>>77760298
>>77758441
did steroids, kicked DC in the head and pounded his immobilized skull 9 times before the ref stopped in, causing permanent brain damage

GOAT

>>77756136
i never turned my back on the natty GOD DC

POPEYES FOR LYFE

>>77767010
>>77759513

>Jones is black
The most loved guys in MMA are black. Anderson silva ring any bells? Just today I heard a bunch of semi-casual fans talk about how they don't give two shits about lesnar fighting jones, they want to see Silva again. These are the people who are "supposed" to love lesnar.

>He's done it before
This, on top of his eyepoke bullshit that he never got called for. Finally there is a chance for justice and we can't let it slip by like the first time he got caught.

>He's allegedly the GOAT
He was definitely in the running for people who did not actually watch him fight. Half his fights should be DQ's and steroids have always been lingering in the air.


Also everyone knows brock was just a freak show thrown in for PPV buys by the UFC. Nobody really considers him a "fighter", just a giant roided wrestler who can wrestlefuck people. Jon Jones was supposed to be the GOAT technician that pushed the innovation. They feel betrayed.

>>77761313
Testing takes a LONG time. This sample was probably taken the week before the fight and only now got through all the re-testing to be sure.

>>77761879
>Implying McGregor will come back to UFC even if he wins.

Stop listening to Brendan "irish dickdiver" Schaub. MMA always fills any vacuum with a new favorite. Silva was the favorite, GSP was the favorite, Ronda was the favorite, McGregor is the favorite. They all leave and they are all replaced.

>>77761962
Holy fuck Big john. 15 unanswered punches after a head kick. I know john said he it was a big profile fight and wanted to make sure, but god damn.

>>77761962
that was just sad man that went on way too long

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Two-Face: Then why was it me who was the only one who lost everything?

Batman: It wasn't.

Two-Face: The Joker chose ME!

Batman: Because you were the best of us! He wanted to prove that even someone as good as you could fall.

Two-Face: [bitter] And he was right.

>>77756438
hahahahaah good one

>>77756424
oh wow i didn't realize this was a BIG BALLER thread

>>77761962
>blah blah blah i can't hear you blah blah blah my delusions are real blah blah blah

cringe

>>77756576
/thread