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Jon Jones Tests Positive For Steroids Again

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https://www.tmz.com/2017/08/22/jon-jones-tests-fails-drug-test-steroids-ufc-214-cormier-title-stripped/
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Hahahahahahagagagagagahahahahahahahahahahaha
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GIVE THE BELT BACK TO /OURGUY/ CORMIER
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J U S T
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Holy fuck I'm done with MMA. Just a bunch of juiced up cheaters.
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INCOMING 4 YEAR BAN
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JUST
U
S
T
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What a stupid joke. Jon should just retire and stop embarrassing the sport.
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the fuck
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JUST

Seriously tho why the fuck would he do that. He doesn't need to cheat to beat DC
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>>77756178
Come to the light
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>>77756085
SON, YOU'VE GOT A WAY TO FALL
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>>77756223
kek
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>>77756218
Sure he does
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didnt DC say something about him being on roids in the press conference
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they should just go back to turning a blind eye desu
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>>77756218
We'll never know because he's fucking always juiced up.
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>>77756218
Apparently, this dirtbag does.
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>>77756085
AHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHA
HAH
HA


HEY
JUNKY
YOU STILL THERE??
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>>77756264
its the only way Jones can beat him
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>>77756085
at least now he can devote a lot more time to mandrama
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>>77756085
Jon Jones to WWE when
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>>77756223
ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES A CHAMPION
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AND YOU WERE ALL SUCKING HIS DICK

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
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>>77756085
Wow I am "totally shocked"
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>>77756218
clearly he does
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hes losing the belt on purpose just so he can get it from DC again
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p4p best fighter in the world is also the p4p dumbest cunt in the world hmmm
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>>77756392
Demetrious never striked me as dumb tho
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>" Jon Bones JonesVerified account @JonnyBones Jul 21

Daniel says the only reason I defeated him the first time is because I must have been on steroids, wonder what his excuse will be this time"
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>>77756387
the UFC has to cut him now - the only reason they'd keep him on is to prevent him fighting elsewhere
he's very spoiled goods at this point
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surely dc could sue jones now
he may have done serious damage to daniel/his career
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Restarted fucking sport is officially dead
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that's messed up he really fucked up DC in that fight should be arressted for assault
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>>77756463
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>>77756085
the biggest waste of talent I have ever seen in MMA

cormier just keeps gaining my respect
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well at least him and Lesnar have something in common now
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JUST
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>>77756463
lel
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UFC is dead by 2022
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>>77756085
DONE
His fuckin career is finished
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>>77756559
MMA as a sport will run radically different in the next ten years
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>>77756559
They should just allow for juice at this point. Orr.....test them before they fight??? I think it's fucking fixed for views honestly. They probably popped Jones before but Dana swept it under the rug. Or I'm talking out my ass. Idk
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my boy jones giving no fucks and bootyblasting dc AND the gooby fight this week? bets fucking timeline
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>>77756085
I FUCKING KNEW IT

CORMIER IS STILL MY BOY!
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>>77756559
>UFC is dead by 27th August 2017

fixed
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Why do they even hire this guy? Just blacklist him and fire his ass
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>>77756085
MMA EVERYBODY
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brock lesner did the same and he's allowed to keep on fighting its a joke
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>>77756085
Cormier should sue the UFC, they knew beforehand. How I wish I could see all those guys that were at the bar chimping out right now
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I still believe in you, Bones
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After Mayweather whoops MacGregors ass raw on PPV, is UFC then officially dead?
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>>77756085
>when you still the champ
>when you still undefeated because a crack head cheated to "win"
>when the succ was never too stronk

i FUCKING called it. enjoy your SEETHING, FROTHING, IMPOTENT RAGE jonny jonesin' shit heads.
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>best fighter is a massive drug cheat
>biggest name is going to get stopped in boxing with body shots
UFC is done
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DC (didn't cheat)
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JUICERO JONES
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>>77756735
Yes, it's brown bread
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>>77756559
UFC dies this saturday
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>DC body and carrier and psyche is utterly fucking shattered
>UFC decides to hit JJ with another failed drug test because it obviously doesn't affect his career
>in an attempt to bring the broken man DC back to life

kek, at least the UFC cares about not ruining DC's life enough to fabricate this shit
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JJ (JUST juicer)
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/SP/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY BASED CORMIER
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What an absolute fuck up. He just needs to retire.
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McGregor left this sport just in time. He should stay away from MMA after the Mayweather fight.
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>>77756865
if he doesn't spend money like a trailer park powerball winner he doesn't need to do shit after this wwe boxing match
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>>77756085

Satan, laughing, spreads his wings...

OH LORD YEA
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Top fucking lel
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>>77757041
Even if Conor's side comes out to $100,000,000, which is doubtful because a lot of that is no doubt coming from back-end points (meaning he's likely not to see money from that for a long time if ever, google: Hollywood, back-end points, not getting paid), he has to pay out:

10% to publicist
10-15% to manager
10% to agent
$300-$500,000 for camp, pre-fight medical, travel
and
$121,505.25 (lump sum; income tax)
PLUS
39.6% of the income over $418,400 (income tax)

And... the $100,000,000 shows up as about

>$14,000,000

in your bank account.

Still good money.

Best thing about posting these facts is watching the kids with zero life experience tell me that Conor wouldn't pay all this shit, etc. Default on your students loands and you'll find out, baristas, no one rides for free. You simply have to pay the people you work for and you have to pay taxes.
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>>77756223
Froch is the GOAT over-achiever.
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>muh redemption
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Iknew he was lying when he went on Rogan and said it was dick pills.
That's what I do when I'm doing something bad, say I'm doing something less bad so it won't be thought I did the worse thing because why would I admit to something so embarressing.
Like when I'd be jerking off and someone would knock and say what's up, I'd say "I second I'm getting changed"
But when I was in there smoking crack, I'd say "Don't come in I'm jerking off"
When he was telling that dick pill story I couldn't help but be reminded of those times
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Jones didn't pop after his dogshit performance vs. OSP, right? I guess he was rightfully terrified as to what would happen if he fought as shitty against Cormier, and went back on the juice.
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>>77757214
why does he keep posting this
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>>77756085

HAHAHA YOU DUMB FUCK
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>>77756085
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

*breathes in*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

#cheatingasshole
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>DC gets belt again
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Post reactions
https://youtu.be/ztdihSBq2IA
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Can't believe this stuff. He's so talented, he fights so well in the Octagon yet he still has these issues.
What prompts him to do this stuff? It's not like he's a roidhead
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>>77756085
Juice head monkey
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>>77757425
is an idiot
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>American athlete is a filthy cheat and a nog

Wow what a shock.
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>>77757425
niggers gonna nig
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>>77757214
are you taking the 35% out of pre-income tax?
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I hope DC refuses the belt and refuses to come back.
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they're all on steroids

jon just being a nigger probably thought he could stretch/milk/get away with one aspect of the protocol or some shit and got punished for it
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>>77756085
BASED CORMIER WINS AGAIN

DEGENERATE JONFAGS BTFO
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>>77756085
>turinbol
jones confirmed literally retarded
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>>77757298
deep
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>faggots call this steroid pumper "goat"

greatest at fucking up, that's it

APOLOGIZE
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>>77757646
Why would he do that?
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So do you fellas think DC is relieved or suicidal that jones robbed him of his last chance at beating the "goat"?
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I don't believe it at all, this is 100% fake news. Jones said he wasn't on steroids multiple time, why would he lie? I bet in a few days they'll come out saying jones didn't have steroids, and he just had naturally higher testosterone levels.
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How the fuck do you mongoloids who watch UFC deal with this shit all the fucking time (steroids, quick matches, etc) but then trash rigged sports like the WWE and NBA?
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>>77757861
that nigga dont care he prob eating a bucket of KFC chicken extra crispy right now sippin that mountain dew
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>>77757874
really makes one think
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>We are all at a complete loss for words right now. Jon, his trainers, his nutritionists and his entire camp have worked tirelessly and meticulously the past 12 months to avoid this exact situation. We are having the samples tested again to determine the validity or source of contamination. Jon is crushed by this news and we are doing whatever we can as a team, to support him.

So were they all in on it? lmfao
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>>77757962
>worked tirelessly and meticulously the past 12 months to avoid this exact situation

Meaning: we tried to cicle him out before the bloodtest but we failed.
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>>77757877
>rigged sports like the WWE and NBA?
NBA is rigged?
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>>77757874
LMFAO get a load of this little faggot bitch and his SEVERE denial.

jon jones is a fucking fraud, kid. cope.
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>it's a ufc knows a guy is roiding but lets him fight anyway and they just says "lol it didn't count but thanks for the money" episode
i swear this show only has 1 episode and just just been rerunning it for 20 years
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>>77758043
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Donaghy
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>>77756218
Because it gives makes things even with DC who's on juice too.
Natty fighters is a meme, everyone does PEDs because it makes you a lot stronger and because everyone does PEDs.
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Anyone remember when he said this?
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>>77758127
boy you are dense
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>>77756178
I mean, yeah.....
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>Your only remaining super star fighter tests positive for steroids in the same week your other super star fighter gets knocked out after leaving for another sport.

Yikes you guys are having a rough time huh?
I think it's time you guys go to /asp/.
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Jones you stupid fuck.
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>>77758561
is that you in that gif? if so please calm down
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>>77758527
wrong thread for this lad, come to /heem/ if you want to bait us
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>>77758493
>too stupid to make an argument
>ad hominem
>flag

yep, this is to be expected of an animal fucking, shit flinging mongrel from that god forsaken shit hole of a "country" where the women actually have larger penises than the "men".
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>>77758715
are you feeling better now? relax, man.
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looks like his title is null and roid.
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>>77756085
J U I C E H E A D
T U R K E Y
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how dumb do you gotta be?

maybe /pol/ was right about blac-- niggers
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>>77756085
Lol fuck this nigger
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Wonder where that idiot is at that said MMA fighters don't juice because the tests are so strict
kek
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>>77758527
>you guys are having a tough time
Nah, not really. We still got plenty of entertaining fighters (BisKING, Garbrandt, Kevin Lee, Khabib, Stipe, Volkan Oezdemir, Justin Gaethje, etc.) and GSP and Silva are still around for nostalgia power. We're doing fine, buddeh.
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>>77756519
>Lesnar isn't natty
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>>77758952

maybe you idiots are reading the story wrong....

it was CORMIER who tested positive for drugs
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>>77757843

Because he's old and fuck the UFC.
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>>77759076
nice reddit spacing you fucking retard
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>>77759184
yeah nice fucking photo shop. try and make it more convincing next time, thanks
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>>77758957

Really though, Bisping could be the legit goat.

Bisping- Rocky story, entertaining.
GSP- boring
Anderson- drugs and controversy
Bones- crackhead
Mighty Mouse- too little
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>spent so many years doing coke, drinking, and banging whores he needed roids to beat a 38 y/o
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>>77758796
>still can't make an argument
>still desperate and obsessed with a response from his superior

lmao
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>>77759233
>Not including Fedor
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>>77756280
This. Who really gives a fuck? Most of them are blatantly cheating anyways.
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retards Retards RETARDS
IT WAS CORMIER WHO TESTED POSITIVE FOR DRUGS NOT JON JONES
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Which one is on steroids?
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>>77759321
Jon pls.
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>>77756085
I've been fucking saying that for the longest fucking time. There's no fucking way he could do the shit he does without 'roids. fuck this nigger give DC back the belt fuckin god damn.
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>>77756508
Is it going to start up again, tho?
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>>77756085
So you mean to tell me that these stupid fucking cocksuckers at the ufc ALLOWED THIS NIGGER TO FIGHT UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF PEDS???
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>>77758131
Doesn't it take awhile for the results though? Testing for steroids I assume would take awhile because there are so many of them to test for. It makes sense for the UFC to not know the full results until after the fight unless they want to start testing a fighter every month before and after a fight, which would be expensive.
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>>77759395
no, the test results only came back today

it takes a while to test for turinabol metabolites anon
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>>77759395

>P€D$
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>>77759321
jonesy boy that's poor b8

here's a (you) though
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>>77759470
Oh, thanks. and here my retarded ass thought they could find that out in a few hours.
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GIVE DC HALF HIS PURSE
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>>77759263
Wtf how do you get seconds on your clock pls tell me
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>>77759614
http://wccftech.com/enable-system-ui-tuner-android-7-nougat/amp/
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>>77759700
FUCK I don't have an Android 7.0 fml I'm gonna kill myself
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>>77757298
>Iknew he was lying when he went on Rogan and said it was dick pills.
Sauce?
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>>77756156
R E D D I T
E
D
D
I
T


FTW!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

>Cormier lets Jones win
>Jones thinks he's back on top of the world
>Cormier still keeps belt

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT YOU CAN'T WRITE IT ANY BETTER!
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King Kevin weighs in on the Jones incident: https://youtu.be/KFuAtHD9Efw
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>>77759861
Oh my kek.
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These fuckers that pop hot should start facing criminal charges because they can cause brain damage to their opponents that would otherwise possibly not be able to cause.

It would cause people to stop taking that risk. Fuck them, fuck all of them that do this shit.
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THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING JON SAID HE WASN'T ON STEROIDS IT MUST BE SOME KIND OF BIG MISTAKE
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>>77760007
Was that new Planet of the Apes movie any good?
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>>77756085
Shut the fuck up faggot

It's all a hoax. It'll be cleared up tomorrow.

#jon #jones #champ #DCfansonsuicidewatch
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>>77760422
Haven't seen it I just thought this was a cool picture that expressed anger.

The first one in the trilogy is awesome..
I heard the second one is trash.
This last one is supposed to be awesome too.
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Who the fuck even cares? MMA is the gayest shit possible let em niggers roid up and kill each other for all i care.
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They should just allow fighters to take whatever they like, i want to see two fucking monsters in there, both trying to smash each other into next week

that looks a bit gay 2bh
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P4P natty champion reigns supreme.
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>>77760124

It's just dick pills, relax.
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>>77756178
Everyone is doing it, man. In all sports. Don't be naive.
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>>77757556
>>77757664
>>77758869
>>77758908
>>77759395
Hwite boys have been caught on PEDs too. See pic related.
The guy who got caught the most times is white: Barnett
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>top american black athlete
>on roids
imagine my shock
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>>77759327
Look at how different the zoom on this photo is. Damn.
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>>77760576
imagine being this beta
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>nigger (((athlete)))
>on roids
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>>77763714
not phelps, federer, and klokov tho
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>>77763134
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>>77759327
HUGE height difference.
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>>77759300
you really are slow, huh
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>>77763134
French Canadians have nigger-tier strength and athleticism. Quebec produces a disproportionate number of our athletes.
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Who cares. Everyone should be allowed to take whatever they want, they should just sign waivers, if they die from it, tough shit.

Imagine watching fighters pumped full of insane shit. The fights would be amazing to watch.
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>tfw no Gus vs Jones rematch
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>>77756085
I want off mr.Jon Bones wild ride......
lmao DC is the Champ once again...
>Aaaaaaaaaand Still!!!!
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>>77756463
hehe
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>>77756085

Fighters should face prison sentences for using PEDs. Prove me wrong
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>>77764025
:^)
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NEVER

EVER

DOUBT

THE

DOUBLE

CHEESEBURGER
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Is it just impossible for these fucking idiots not to get caught? At this point, yes, everyone KNOWS that all the top athletes juice, but all we ask is that you don't get fucking caught doing it. It is so fucking easy to pass a damn drug test, and yet it seems like every time, its the same fucking doofuses who end up getting caught somehow. Fucking hell, sports are just a damn meme at this point.
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>>77765235
the overwhelming majority don't get caught in the UFC which has probably the strictest drug testing of any sports org
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>>77756085
I just found out about this
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>>77765235
because theyre mostly idiots
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>>77765356
Which doesnt answer my question on how this fucking guy gets caught on an almost consistent basis? I know that Jones is a retard, but is literally EVERYONE around also a retard? Is Dana too stupid to realize that guys like these make his entire promotion look like a bunch of amateurs? Could they have not just tested them BEFORE THE FIGHT to avoid any of this shit or is that somehow too much to ask?
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>>77756223
amazing day, froch was the underdog and very few people saw bute for the protected guy he was
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>>77756463
lyl
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>>77756085
>sports are just a damn meme at this point

You've only just noticed? When the profit becomes more important than the entertainment then it immediately ceases being anything but a meme.
The best part is that the retards on /sp/ will actually defend it though.

>"B-b-b-b-but he needs £300kpw! How can anyone realistically live on only £250kpw? I bet if another company offered you £300pw instead of your usual £250pw you would snap their arm off and relocate! I bet you feel stupid now!"

If this board has an average (mental) age of above 16 I'll be absolutely amazed.
The fact you think people get "caught out" by such tests tells me already that you're one of the people I'm talking about.
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>>77764058
>STILL no argument
>STILL desperate and obsessed with his superior
>STILL projecting

here's your reply, little bitch.
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>>77756085
>nigger does nigger things
and people are surprised
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>>77765644
Who the hell have you seen on /sp/ defending 330kpw. Seriously, I'm confused by this motion.
/sp/ usually laughs at any high wages or high transfer rates. Rooney, Pogba, /sp/ memes about all of them.

Who the hell is there defending 300kpw except customers?
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>>77760422
Monkino
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u are still the goat in my heart jon jones

fuck usada, corrupted greedy assholes. and who controls usada? nobody, so they can say whatever they want, exchange samples, taint samples, whatever.

i tell you, there is so much more behind this positive test.

and google and youtube are censoring free speech

what a time to be alive.

what a time to be alive...
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>>77763134
>gsp
>natty
He's roided to the gills.
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>>77772884
Said no test ever.

He went through VADA testing before the UFC brought in USADA, literally better testing than any other UFC fighter at the peak of PED use in the UFC.
He has been going through USADA for a while now.
His body never changed from time off to camps over so many years, because that is just him.
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>>77757214

mcgregor is irish, so doesn't he tell the muricans to go and fuck?

what is potato income tax %?
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>>77767288
Eat shit, you arab rapebabby.
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>>77757214

Youre way behind the eightball if you think thats the modern day earnings of McGregor. Hes cut out many of the middlemen and is making atleast double or triple what you posted as his total bank account number.
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ONE THING

I DONT KNOW WHY
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>>77756085
This guy is mentally ill.
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>>77756463
lmao he called it
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>>77765235
Id assume most fighters dont cycle on when theyre anywhere near a place where USADA can touch them

Goto Europe, Thailand, Africa, whatever, do all your cycling there, come back to the USA and take your tests

Jones is just a fucking idiot. You ever met a coke head? 100% of them are fucking idiots. Ever meet a person who does a hit and run car crash? 100% fucking idiot. He's a stupid piece of shit who can keep it together for the length an interview takes, but if you had to be around him in his private life I'm certain you'd be aware of how fucking retarded he is.
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>>77779987
>He doesnt have a manager/agent/publicist/lawyer/trustees
>He literally with his plumber education is negotiating million dollar contracts after watching youtube tutorials on How 2 Win.avi

youre really stupid my man
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>>77765235
The UFC has pretty strict drug testing in the USADA era. His drug stack should not have had tbol in it given the risk of the new metabolite test. His team cucked up badly.
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>negative test all camp
>suddenly tbol on fight night
he was so obviously set up. there's no reason to start test/tbol on the day you're fighting, literally none.

tbol only is useless too. Someone either crushed a tablet up in his water or someone paid usada off.
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>>77757962
>source of contamination
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lol

MMGAY has no credibility

the only reason it survives is due to memes. see: lesnar, rousey, mcgoober vs mayweather
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>>77757292
>an opportunity to grow and come back stronger
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>>77757425
training and recovery sucks when you're not juiced, shit hurts

he's a pussy, all these years where he was partying in between and before fights, he's got to have developed a nasty juice habit

now he can't get off his ass without it, he's also at that age now where your body has stopped maturing and is only getting older
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>>77757425
Obviously doubted his ability to beat DC off the juice
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>Jon Jones tests positive for living upto the pol tier fbi statistic charts regarding African american crime rates
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This honestly feels like a setup to me. If it was actually tbol he tested positive for, and he passed the tests a week earlier, why would he take a steroid that takes 3 weeks to kick in a day before the fight?
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>>77780572
t. nut hugging bitch who can't accept that his lying fraud hero is a phony piece of shit.
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>>77785886
t. flabby fuckwit that believes everything tmz tells him
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Why don't they test before the fight? We always hear of the results after the fact
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>>77782903
>why would he take a steroid that takes 3 weeks to kick in a day before the fight?

maybe he's stupid af and was desperate
maybe it works as a placebo

no one with a brain takes oral steroids anyways
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/box/ here with a quick reminder.

MMA will never be a fraction as relevant or prestigious as boxing. Face it, it's filled with sub par athletes (hence why fat bums like Derrick Lewis can be a legit contender) who simply weren't good enough to make it in boxing. It's just a fact, why wouldn't they box if they could? Even mediocre boxers like Paulie Malinaggi made a fuckload of money in his fights whereas legit fighters like TJ Dillashaw and RDA get paid peanuts.

Nah, boxing is never going away and MMA will forever be redneck tier trash. Now with Jon Jones popped and Ronda Rousey contemplating suicide, there's only Conor left and where is he right now? You guessed it, he's in boxing begging Floyd Mayweather to change his bum life by embarrassing him in the boxing ring.

Meanwhile boxing has Anthony Joshua who just pinged 1.5 million PPV buys. Canelo who did 1 million PPV buys against a heavybag and has another 1+ million PPV fight coming up with GGG. Lomachenko climbing through the stardom with another PPV event this year against Rigondeaux and shit, even McGregor is pretty much a boxer considering the fact that he's making more in this fight than every UFC champion combined. I mean, what even is Conors best PPV? Under 2 million? This is your best """""""draw"""""? LOL

Your sport is a joke lads. Sorry, but not sorry
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>>77763759
>being this juiced up and insecure

nigger much?
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>>77758432
Except Connor, the strongest natty fighter who can beat anyone
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>>77791166
Boxing isn't prestigious, you're an invalid.
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>>77791128
They do, but it takes a while for the results to come in.
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>>77790295
not an argument, dingo fucking, kangaroo cuckold retard. you can refute nothing because the facts are clear. keep on bitching for you superior, though. it amuses me.
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>>77791534
If Dana White got hit by a bus tomorrow MMA would cease to exist
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