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>>77753195
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who is your favorite women's mma fighter?
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heem sleepy
heem eyes rolled back
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGLtPn7NY_0
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Distribution like it's Medellin
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where the fook is the stream? aint gonna be no webums if i aint got no stream
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ok that's it heem, i promise not to trigger any black boys this thread. i am a very kind master and i treat my slaves well, i will not make them upset any more. bullying the weak is wrong, see webm
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chidi "CHIDI BANG BANG" njokuani vs andrey koreshkov
>you know remember melvin guillard getting utterly heemed into the oblivion raelm
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What an embarrassing loss.
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>>77755845
He's been shadow realmed his last 10 fights guy is even worse than Bigfoot at this point in taking damage
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money money money money team
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>He's still crying
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>>77755821
hahahahaha
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Great first fight.
Any of u goofs watching the contender series?
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>I think he did
yea he did
>that's awesome
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Who /Sanko/ here?
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>http://www.tmz.com/#!article/2017/08/22/jon-jones-tests-fails-drug-test-steroids-ufc-214-cormier-title-stripped/
Maybe manlets really do have a chance.
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>>77755845
Seeet, forgot this was this week.
Love watching koreshkov fight, what a monster.
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>>77755891
Goldie's twitter is full of kike marxist propaganda he really lives up to his last name
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>>77755875
I always look forward to seeing this post
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DONT FORGET YOUR BALLS
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>>77755830
Best song ever
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>>77755912
Hahahaha omg jon jones btfo!!!!
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>>77755912
>the shitty of this guy
what is his major malfunction brotha
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>>77755910
right here my guy
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>>77755912
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wow this guy ooks like a crossover of Pettis/Lauzon
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>>77755912
Lying is a sin.
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>>77755910
Here
My god, I might start fighting just to get a chance to smell her. I wonder what she looks like naked.
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>>77755867
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I just want conair to knock out floyd for the gigantic shitposting :/
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>>77755912
HOLY SHIT ITS ACTUALLY REL
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>>77755912
This better not be true
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>>77755912
I refuse to believe
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https://www.tmz.com/2017/08/22/jon-jones-tests-fails-drug-test-steroids-ufc-214-cormier-title-stripped/
https://www.tmz.com/2017/08/22/jon-jones-tests-fails-drug-test-steroids-ufc-214-cormier-title-stripped/
https://www.tmz.com/2017/08/22/jon-jones-tests-fails-drug-test-steroids-ufc-214-cormier-title-stripped/
https://www.tmz.com/2017/08/22/jon-jones-tests-fails-drug-test-steroids-ufc-214-cormier-title-stripped/
https://www.tmz.com/2017/08/22/jon-jones-tests-fails-drug-test-steroids-ufc-214-cormier-title-stripped/
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>>77755957
Sort yourself out kid, holy fuck
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WHY AREN'T YOU WATCHING DANA WHITE'S TUESDAY NIGHT CONTENDER SERIES RIGHT NOW YA GOOF
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>>77755912
is this real life?
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>>77755973
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>>77755967
yeah was just about to post this LMAO
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>>77755912
holy lel. thought that was a fake link... god damn... fuck jon jones!
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HELWANI CONFIRMS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/900151421315629056
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/900151421315629056
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/900151421315629056
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>Chlorodehydromethyltestosterone is an anabolic-androgenic steroid. It is the 4-chloro-substituted derivative of metandienone. CDMT was the first original product of Jenapharm, an East German pharmaceutical company.
what dick pills contain these I wonder
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>>77755821
I really like this character
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>>77755912
Holy shit
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>>77755967
this dude is unbelievably stupid
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Jon Jones has tested positive for steroids in his UFC 214 victory over Daniel Cormier, and he has been stripped of his title ... TMZ Sports has learned.
Our sources tell us ... Jones tested positive for Turinabol -- an anabolic steroid.
Jones won the July 29 fight -- taking the UFC light heavyweight belt from Cormier with a savage head kick followed by a barrage of punishing punches to Cormier's head.
The title now goes back to Cormier.
It's the second time Jones has failed a USADA drug test. He tested positive for banned substances in 2016 before UFC 200 and was pulled from the main event. Jones got socked with a 1 year ban.
We're told this time around, he could be banned for up to 4 years.
Jones had blamed his previous failed test on a male enhancement pill. He claimed he didn't realize the pill contained a banned substance and insisted he was NOT trying to gain a competitive edge.
If the test results hold up, it's unclear how he'll explain his way out of this one.
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>>77755912
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THE SUCC IS ON
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>days since jones has done something stupid.jpg
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>wolftears press conference incoming
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>mmmmmm
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Holy fuckkk I can't believe this is happening right now, what a fucking retard
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DC vs. Brock when?
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>>77755912
no fucking WAY
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>JON
*EXHALES*
pfttsshhaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHZ WHEEZ
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>>77756010
DANA WHITE SEETHING ON CONTENDER SERIES
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DC vs Gus 2 in Detroit then?
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>>77756022
not in 4 years
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>>77755912
DC humiliated and Jones gets btfo after bringing in more faggy mandrama shit
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LOOKS LIKE SUCCPOSTING'S BACK ON THE M,ENU
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will spainsperg come back now
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Nigga we made it!
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ladies and gentlemen the real LHW champ
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OHOHO
THE SUCC IS BACK ON MY FRENDS
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is jon jones career over?
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WHAT HAS HE DONE
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>>77755912
CORMIER WON AFTER ALL
GET FUCKED JONES
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>>77755912
TMZ IS FAKE NEWS!
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>>77755993
No way
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Oh my god it's real
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YES WELL DONE JON, HOWEVER
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>>77755912
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JONES CAREER = OVER
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>literally everyone breaks out their DC folder
you fucking nerds
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>>77756061
100% my man unless he goes to Japan
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>J...
haha HAHAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>77755912
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HOW FUCKING RETARDED IS THIS NIGGER
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i dont really feel like goofing any more now. why does jon do this to us?
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Oh my word it's actually real
I can't even believe it I thought it was bait and didn't understand why some sperg seemingly kept reposting it.
Bloody hell Jones. I was so hyped for your return. You looked so good. Fought so well. The GOAT was supposed to be back. FFS.
First Khabib. Now this.
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REDDIT WON
WE ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY
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Apologize.
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Oh well, at least you gave us one good fight this time, see you in 5 years.
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I FUCKING BELIEVED IN YOU JON
YOU SAID YOU WERE REFORMED
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>>77755912
>it's fucking real
MUH SUPPLEMENTS
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What does this do to DC's legacy?
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WHO WANTS TO GET FUCKIN HHEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMED
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>>77755912
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>>77756061
Yes, he's going to get banned for a longer then just a year
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i got a really big dick joe
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>DC going to be 10 times as hated by the fans when he becomes paper LHW champ yet again
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requesting dana's JUST shop from pre-ufc 200 usada bomb
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SAY SORRY RIGHT NOW!!!
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Fedor vs Jones in Rizin when
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This is the end of Jon's career but for sure100% I will never ever forget how he made DC's face look like during his interview.
It was 100% completely worth it and no amount of steroid news will take that moment away. Retires as the undefeated GOAT.
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JONNNNNMMMMNNNNMMNNN
GIIBBBBEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCCCCCXXXCCCCCCC
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Jones is no longer my boy, no can defend
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>the absolute state of the ufc without conor
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Jon is a fucking psychopath lol
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BLACKS BTFO
FOREVERRRRR
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>>77756140
Lol his legacy was already borderline tainted if not tainted from his first failed test
Now it's in complete shambles
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I'M SORRY DANIEL CORMIER
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>>77755912
WHAT THE FUCK DID HE MEAN BY THIS?
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brendan Schaub going on about how great Jones is lol
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DC still lost
And I still won money betting on Jones
So.........
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>dana seething on inside but trying to act cool
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>>77755912
I really can't believe this.
Jon Jones is a fucking idiot.
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>>77756159
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are you implying daniel cormier is white
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holy fuck dana white is extra red on fightpass
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>>77756094
>DC will never fight Jon a 3rd time and get heemed again
why even live?
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>>77756176
lmao
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What a fucking idiot. What has he done?
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Dana just said Jones hasn't been stripped yet.
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>>77756152
>>77756159
>Mcnuthuggers still find a way to make it about the leprechaun
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I can't defend JBJ anymore, I just can't. He can't be my boy anymore
Dude is a moron and can't get his shit together, I thought he changed :/
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>>77756130
>paper LHW champ
You're a moron. Jones is a cheater. Nothing paper about it anymore.
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>>77756176
fuck try to get screen caps of Dana looking at his phone
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It's okay uncle Dana, feed me Overeem.
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Rebook the fight. I want to see DC crying again.
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>>77756191
forgot pic
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................
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Heeminder Jones was USADA'd
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>roiding to beat a 40 year old half a foot shorter than you with a foot less reach with a physique like a sack of dog food
Remind me again why we let blacks compete in this sport?
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I actually can't believe it.
Why does this happen. I thought 209 was as low as it would get.
Why has this been such a bad year for MMA, UFC in particular? Is Conor going to literally get knocked out this Sunday too.
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>>77755912
THE SUCC IS BACK ON TRACK
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the worst part is he took oral liver-damaging trash
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>>77756203
this
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>>77756215
Lol Jon could knock out DC 10 times and his legacy is ruined
A roiding cheat whose dick dont work. Sad!
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At least Rumble was smart enough to quit before he got BTFO by USADA
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>>77756236
>Obese polturd finds a way to racebait
Wew
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>>77756220
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This is literally the end of MMA.
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>>77756140
You honestly think jone cared about DC? He cared about his own legacy and fighting. DC means nothing to him. This shit will ruin him
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>>77756254
Good, time to weed out the casuals. After Conor gets tuned up they will be completely gone.
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USADA was a yuge mistake
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Just imagine.
Jon will always remember this eclipse as the moment his life was completely ruined.
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Dear, Spain.
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USADA was a mistake bring back Pride fighters taking buckets of steroids.
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Does this ruin Jackson Wink? There is no way you will ever convince me that Greg Jackson and Mike Winkeljohn had no clue that Jones was on the gas.
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>>77756176
>>77756220
Holy Fuck any chance of a webm?
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Hahaa so much for all that "I'm a changed man" bullshit.
The guy's a joke.
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>>77756254
lol quit spazzing
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DC is fucking crying tears of JOY right now just imagine his emotions lol
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>>77756254
>>77756254
Yes,lets hope Conor gets knocked out brutally so MMA can go back to being comfy again.
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>>77756254
I think your'e right man, Jones plus MayMac all in one week
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Do you guys not realise that EVERYONE does steroids?
>b-but he's a cheater
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>>77756199
>Not understanding that Jon Jones fall from grace is literally because Conor McGregor took the UFC and the Fighing world from him in his GRACE.
They will do 30 for 30s about Conor stealing Jon Jones prime in about 5 years.
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>based viking will never get his revenge
i dont want this feel
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>>77756283
Oh fuck me this won't bring spainsperg back will it?
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I guess this story is 100% legitimate now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXpHEJLHV_o
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Every day I support Nate Diaz more and more
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I DINDU NUFFIN
IT WAS BONER SUPPLEMEN
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>>77756286
I completely believe Chael's story about how they hid Jon from drug testers under the ring.
MMA is full of juiceheads but Jackson-Wink outright supplies and complies with the whole process. Fuck them.
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>>77756286
MMA is ded.
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>>77756254
*end of UFC
Long live Rizin
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>>77756313
this, fuck LHW hopefully DC fucks off finally
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>>77756298
>DC is fucking crying tears of JOY right now just imagine his emotions lol
DC is probably angrier than anyone else right now. He'll never have another chance to beat Jon again.
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DANIEL CORMIER IS P4P 1 SERIOUSLY
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>>77756237
Sadly, yes.
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JUST
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This is insane
Spainsperg is going to come back at this rate.
It was you stringbean.
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>>77756308
Stop wearing another man's balls as testicles
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he'll probably be retirement age by the time he gets unbanned. RIP career
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>When it's your second USADA violation but you already used the dick pills excuse
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I said he was still on peds
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>>77756286
>brings in yoel romero specifically to train with.
You guys never questioned it like I did.
Whole thing was fishier than holly holms dickclit.
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>>77756301
>>77756302
The literal state of niggers.
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>>77756369
His career is pretty much done cause this is the 2nd offense and he's gonna get at least 5 years, and he'll be 35 by then. Game will have evolved past him by then.
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>I am different this time guys for sure 100%
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>ywn see jon jones fight again
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>>77756287
I can't do it right now but I'll see if I can find a DL later. I wondered why he didn't look happy at all after the first fight ended in a big finish lel
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S U C C
U
C
C
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>>77756379
DC was probably right when he said the OSP fight was the only time Jon wasn't on the gas.
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>>77756381
>>>/pol/ with the rest of your ilk
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>>77756394
Good
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>>77756376
shaking cause that heem gave him seizures
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I don't really like you Luke Thomas so I'm not gonna answer your question.
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Conor is literally going to get knocked out at this rate.
Khabib, Jones and Conor, everything going to shit.
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JON?
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Prob Jones was mad at Dana for trying to pit him against Gus and not his outright delusional wish to fight Brock
So Dana made USADA spill the beans about what a cheat he truly is
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>>77756391
Well, he did pop for a different set of illegal substances.
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I need Dana to hold an emergency press conference right now
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>State of Dana's red tomato head right now
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is DC the goat paper champ?
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>>77756422
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>>77756422
Say sorry
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>>77755912
P
MUH DICC
L
L
S
I
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>DC even wins after losing
JBJKEKS BTFO, HE WAS REDDT ALL ALONG
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>>77756407
LMAO off at you senpai.
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So Cormier is confirmed the LHW GOAT now, right? It's either him or Tito. Jones has popped twice and been stripped of 3 separate titles, so he's out of the running now.
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The reason why you take dick pills in the first place is because steroids fuck up your hormones so you can't get a boner I always wondered why nobody was suspicious of a prime athlete taking them in the first place
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>>77756432
He's on Tuesday Night Contender Series right now live
Doesn't look very pleased
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>>77756345
no way this is fucking as good as it gets for DC given the circumstances
i can't even ironically shit on the guy at this point and i had been bashing him and praising jon forever lol
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>>77756377
Still has the tainted lotion or tainted aspirin
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Official Top 5 P4P GOAT list
1. GSP
2. Fedor
3. Jose Aldo
4. Randy Couture
5. BJ Penn
99999999. All fighters popped by USADA
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>>77756426
OR
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Jones got cucked big time lads, how do you feel about it?
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>>77756460
need more screencaps of danas head exploding
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>>77756422
>Luke will still defend Jon and pretend his latest excuse isn't completely implausible
"Are you saying Jon Jones didn't take dick pills? Are you saying he knowingly took steroids? That's racist!"
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So Jon Jones just goes to Wrestlemania now, right?
He won't be doing anything for a year or two
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EVERY TIME
Fuck Jones for crying about Cormier always roasting him. This nigger never learns.
APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW!!
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>>77756380
JACKSON wanted Yoel very very much. Winkle John or whatever that team is.
They clearly wanted to get on Yoel's stuff but found out he is natty and stopped bothering him.
Fuck the Jackson camp.
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does Jons life go the OJ simpson JUST route now?
I really can't imagine a bigger fall barring murder
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>>77756456
>DC
Maybe
>Tito
No
1. Chuck
2. DC
3. Tito
4. Shogun
5. Machida
Idk where to put Couture because he's a HW too
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>>77756345
>He'll never have another chance to beat Jon again
He'll never get beat up by Jon again*
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>Khabib is retired
>Cruz is probably done
>Kevin Lee is going to win the belt by Conor getting title stripped
>DC is going to win the belt by the title getting stripped
shit
>
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>>77756489
>Year or two
Optimistic...
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Apologize. He didn't interview the loser.
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will we ever see him fight again guys?
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>>77756505
There is only one legit champ left in the UFC
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so this means we get Jones vs Lesnar in Rizin on new years?
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>>77756456
Jones is fucking joke, and if the niggers on here tell you otherwise. You laugh heartily at them
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Jon won the fight
Jon won the decision
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>tfw Jones legacy is ruined and you have most LHW title defenses again
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>>77756536
Keep crying DCuck lmao
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Disbelief
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it would've been better if dana put him in the main event even though he said he wouldn't and he popped before the fight.
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>>77756536
Jon Jones is the undisputed GOAT, fuck USADA
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>>77756170
So, MMA is dead
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>>77756551
You think DC is the only one crying right now?
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Turanabol has a short half life was he using it like 5 days before fighting?
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When I die, I want Jon Jones to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time xD
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With this news even Jon's wife hates blacks now. Kidding aside how fucking seething must she be lol.
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Reminder I told you guys he looks different
Prob took pills before the fight to help his stamina
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It's okay Jon, you can grapple Chael Sonnen at Submission Underground making peanuts in front of a bingo hall crowd
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>>77756530
Yeah him and Stipe
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Memes aside Jones vs Cormier 2 has be the only fight that has had me 10/10 hyped this year.
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KEK
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>>77756561
MMA existed before 2013 McCasual.
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Jon "Pops" Jones
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>>77756499
Tito's got 5 defenses to Chuck's 4. Sure, Chuck beat Tito, but based on their resumes I'd say Tito edges Chuck out.
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>>77756568
it was a post fight test
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nice suplex but I can't even concentrate on the fights anymore
Jon man
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i legit cant believe this. i dont think i can be an mma fan any more
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DC's Succ and Fuck
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USADA was a mistake
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>>77756556
>>77756551
Laugh at these men.
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>>77755983
>mfw someone is using my webm
>https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/900151421315629056
>Mfw Jon failed his post fight drug test
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>>77756584
>Tweets that don't age well....
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>Tainted skin cream
>Tainted aspirin
>Tainted boner pills
>Tainted _____
Maybe they mixed up Jon's blood work with Ngannou's
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How is the millionaire getting caught but guys making like 50K a year getting away with it?
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>>77756530
>Joanna
>Nunes
>MM
>Holloway
>Bisking
>Stipe
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Ok memes aside for a second, what happens with Jon? Does he get cut from the roster and move to bellator?
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Who else has been caught TWICE by USADA? I genuinely can't think of many off the top of my head.
Barnett?
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why cant HE KEEP GETTING AWAY IT!?
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At least he didn't pop before the fight. Dana would have had a heart-attack.
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Do we have any doubt Holly Holm and every other Jackson/Wink fighter is a juicehead now?
Chael tried to warn us. That entire camp is shady and covers their fighters tracks.
https://youtu.be/JXpHEJLHV_o?t=1m44s
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>>77756635
WWE will buy him out of his contract
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>>77756571
i actually laughed at this just for the xD, letting you know
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Heeminder
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>>77756584
man how could that nigger get caught again. I mean you get millions of dollars to fight. Invest a couple of hundred K to get solid PED'S with guding of professioanials how and when to take them.
Jon is really a dumb greedy nigger
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Alright Jones didn't deserve this, I think I've had it with semen slurping sport once and for all. Let the libcucks have it, I'm done for a while or at least until Kennedy fights again.
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>>77756635
he cant fight in america at all any more. he has to go to japan
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>Spainsperg finna come back now with all his autism
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>>77756635
He's done I'm not even joking the UFC is done with him. This was like his 8th major fuckup.
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>>77756597
Same!
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>>77756601
I thought Khabib was the lowest, but shit's just getting worse isn't it.
I swear Conor is getting knocked out. Maybe the final nail for a horrible year.
THANKS WME
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>>77756665
UFC are not going to give him to Scott Coker. Zero fucking chance. That's putting both barrels in their own mouth.
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>>77756636
Barnett has only been USADA'd once. He's been caught in the UFC and Affliction before but that wasn't USADA
There's some Brazilian fighter named Ricardo Abreu who also popped twice under USADA. There's definitely a couple other smaller names that have been caught twice but only with small suspensions
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Tyron Woodley has just popped as well
WTF
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>I AM SUCCING STRONGER
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>>77756622
I am wondering the same thing
Either Jones team is that unprofessional or USADA is really targeting him for some reason
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>>77756635
>what happens with Jon?
He just retired forever. His legacy is tainted forever, no one will remember him in 5 years. It's all over for him. Such a shame though.
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>>77756675
Coker won't take him he's fucking done.
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>>77756556
>>77756551
A roided DC would steamroll Bones. And that's just a fact.
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How long till WME-IMG gets rid of USADA?
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>>77756674
Conor getting knocked out is great news.
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someone heem me into a coma until Jones can fight again
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>>77756681
HOLY FUCK WTF IS GOING ON
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>>77756636
SOMEONE ANSWER THIS PLEASE
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>>77756635
He's gonna be suspended for 4 years. The UFC and Dana in particular hold grudges bad, so they won't cut him or let him out. His only choice is to retire and wrassle. He can't fight in Japan because of the non-compete clause so that's his only option. Even then he might not get a chance to wrestle in any large promotion, because his stock has plummeted now.
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>>77756635
He will unironically go to WWE
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This fucking ref he fucked up last week too god damn
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>>77755912
well his career in the UFC is over. Bellator is gonna pick up their biggest acquisition ever.
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This absolutely damages the UFC's image. Also that Brock/Jones fight would've been huge.
WME having buyers remorse yet?
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>>77756681
dont get my hopes up
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>>77756681
sauce
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>>77756695
Lol. He'd take him in a hearbeat and have him fighting in Europe and Dubai and fuck knows where else before you can say "no random drug testing".
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>>77756643
Maybe he did and they let him fight. Like they did with brock in 200
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>Cuck Thomas was giving people so much shit for saying Jones wasn't clean.
So who has twitter and is going to blow that fag up? Or do I have to make one.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
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>>77756717
the ufc wont let him do that
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Looked like an early stoppage but he didn't protest it at all
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>>77756635
He's going to begin a downward spiral which ultimately leads to his suicide
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USADA unironically ruins all the fun. Doping is so integral to the sport that the fighters are never going to stop anyway so why fucking ban all the fun fighters
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What if USADA has some new detection shit and everyone gets popped
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>>77756721
>non-compete clause
Bellator's not going to be able to pick him up until 2022.
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>>77756745
>Jon Jones vs Horiguchi & Tenshin handicap matchu
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Your pound for pound king
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>>77756755
Jon needs to learn how to manage his cycles better.
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>>77756766
roid league would become a reality
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>Mfw saw the link and thought it was some moron baiting
>Mfw in the build-up had to deal with these kinds of baits and they all ended up not being true
>Mfw even after I clicked through the link I knew it'd be fake news
>Mfw first thing I did was to check the timestamp of the article cause I knew for sure it'd be the UFC 200 story not UFC 214
>Mfw it was real
>Mfw small part of me wishes it is all just a mix-up
And I was really looking forward to Lesnar vs. Jones too just for the shenanigans. Dammit Jon why?
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>>77755912
>pound for pound number 1 fraud
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>>77756745
eat my schlong
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>>77756750
Unironically wishing for this.
Unironically hoping his ""fans""" follow his lead
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Reminder that DC was winning before that juicehead monkey landed a lucky kick.
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>>77756677
Oh right.
Surprised you know about Ricardo but thanks for mentioning. You sure smaller guys have been caught too?
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>>77756777
Wow DC lost a lot of weight in this image
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>>77756777
if ray borg somehow wins conor will automatically move to #1 on the pound for pound list lol
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>>77756766
They hold samples for years and regularly go back to re-test them. It wouldn't surprise me at all if one day USADA gets some new tech and suddenly 2/3rds of the UFC are put on the bench.
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>>77756681
You wish whiteboi
Remember: Woodley is YOUR welterweight champion and the GOAT welterweight
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>>77756711
>>77756733
>>77756734
https://www.mmamania.com/2017/9/23/16041768/ufc-champion-tyron-woodley-steroid-use-mma
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2017-08-23 12:57:10
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OMG I JUST SEEN THE NEWS
LMAO
CORMIER IS THE GOAT
FUCK THE HATERS
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>>77756787
I actually looked at the article and said "damn these baits are convincing, loaded the page with a fake headline and all."
FUCKING JON JONES YOU MOTHERFUCKER
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>>77756815
TRUBLAK
>>
Jones is really the definition of a nigger
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>conor is now p4p natty #1 fighter in the ufc
wow man
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>>77756787
>Mfw saw the link and thought it was some moron baiting
absolutely this, thats what made it so surreal for me.
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>>77756787
Mate I did the same motions. Thought it was bait. Didn't click. Then did thinking why does this sperg keep reposting. Checked time stamp. Re checked site in case fake page, then checked Twitter and whatnot
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>>77756819
JUST JONES
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>>77756816
1/10 made me click
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>>77756816
nice link
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>>77756816
404 haha
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Wake up WME
WAKE UP
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The worst part about it is JBJ literally doesn't even have to roid. He's the most natural athlete in the history of the UFC and he blew it, self-sabotaged his image by taking shortcuts and not taking fighting seriously. When he's off the juice he could probably take on LHWs loaded to the gills tbqh
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lmao
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>Jon Jones tests positive in victory over Daniel Cormier and will be stripped of UFC title
>https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/mma/4301690/jon-jones-tests-positive-for-steroids-in-win-over-daniel-cormier-and-stripped-of-ufc-title/
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Welp, looks like I'm officially /TeamVolkano/ now
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>>77756833
>implying MM isn't natty
Meanwhile Conor flew to a remote camp and ducked USADA prior to the Nate rematch and his hairline's receding faster than he is from MMA.
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>>77756808
Not entirely sure. I may be thinking of someone who got caught in another era like Barnett did
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>>77756842
>>77756843
>>77756844
GOT YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
putting on a brave face
>>
easy solution for the roid problem:
make roids legal.
no excuses and fans get so see bloody wars in the octagon more often.
fuck yeah
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He's not stripped yet
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>GSP is now the undisputed best fighter of all time in everyone's mind
whew, what a time to be alive.
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>>77756872
Team Mcgregor !
>>
well this should scare the shit out of the rest of the UFC. USADA isn't playing and Dana can't save them. I admit I doubted they would actually drug test people but after getting Jones twice and Anderson Silva it's 100% legit testing
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>>77756275
Most egregious display of steroid enhanced fighting.
Glimpses of trt-vitor, and you have to assume steroids were the key to Jon jones career and his aggressiveness.
His only clean fight was his boring five round decision come back fight against a literal who ( I can't remember his name ) and he looked terrible.
What a fuck up.
He needed the steroids mentally, and physically, to perform how he did.
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>>77756866
Hahaha
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>>77756888
He deserves to be called the GOAT. I am happy.
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>>77756872
he already knew. the ufc releases this stuff not usada. the same way the olympic committee does and not usada
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>>77756846
There's no way of knowing that. Dude's been roided to the gills his entire career, for all we know he'd be a fringe top 10 fighter without them.
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>>77756833
>Mctapper
>natty
Lmao. He's looking especially roided up for this boxing match Saturday.
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>>77756872
>Team Jones
lmao
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>>77756846
He's so damn talented. It's not like he's a roid freak. You can see his talent flow and ebb. His switching stances. His unorthodox movement, the way he freezes guys and adjusts on the fly.
None of that is really overreliant on roids. But here we are.
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>>77756888
consensus will go back to Fedor, like it was before UFC 214, the only one that wasn't boring and didn't fail a drugs test. if GSP beats Bisping that could change though.
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Im more surprised by the amount of nigger jones lovers on /heem than Jones pissing hot, DESU.
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>>77756890
fag
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>cormier would be the goat if he could have TRT'd or they both fought naturally
>jon jones needed steroids to beat an old man he had all the advantages over
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>he fell for the Jones turned his life around meme
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>>77756888
He messed up his cycle and needed to hide for USADA till November.
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>Cody Garbrandt is now the goat
Was Codysperg right all along?
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>>77756911
Steroids help you train more and recover quicker. That benefits literally everything, regardless if you're a Brock Lesnar type dude or not.
>>
Anybody got a stream for the Tuesday night fights tonight? Apparently nowitsky and white are making a speech after, would love to catch it.
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>>77756914
>fedor fights in the org that didnt test
>immediately comes to america and lose when he does test
get the fuck out of here
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>>77756888
Anderson Silva is the GOAT dude lol
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>>77756883
"yet "is the key word here
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>>77756787
I know that feel, I thought it was bait too
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>>77756921
>Having an android
>current year
Good luck with your 90 minute battery life and potato camera
>>
nigger
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>>77756860
>remote camp
>in vegas
for sure my man
>>
Hourly reminder that drug testing is the cancer killing mma
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>Tfw actual Jon Jones fan
Absolutely gutted!
>>
You know who isn't the goat?
Brendan Schaub
lmao
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>>77756936
http://www.sportshd.me/ufc/30201/t
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>Jones has popped twice
>Silva has popped
>GSP had to retire to avoid popping
>Fedor was a Russian fighting in Pride
Demetrious Johnson is unironically the GOAT now.
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MINI MART
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Who /celebrating the collapse of the UFC/ here?
Fuck WME, fuck reebok, and fuck everything that the organization has become since the Fertitas sold it. After the UFC implodes, MMA will experience a new golden age. This is a blessing.
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>>77755895
MOAR VAL
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jon jones still the goat in my heart, u are the best
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>>77756968
Cheers pal, blessings on you man.
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>>77756938
just telling you which way the wind is blowing, famalam. whether or not you disagree has got nothing to do with it.
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>>77756938
Fedor won plenty of fights in America, go back to sucking Borks dick
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>>77756861
I just feel like we'd heard of them. I just thought if I could think of anyone else who's failed twice.
Failing once happens, a lot of people have had it happen to them. But twice? Have we EVER seen it? For the first real instance to be Jon, ffs man. Usually people sort it out
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People were talking about DC retiring but now Jon is the one retiring lmao no coming back from this one.
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>>77756888
I dont see how failing a drug test and bieng the goat cant combine
its a drugsport after all
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legalize it man
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>>77756914
Anyone who thinks fedor is the GOAT is retarded.
His team was famous for roiding as well and completely disappeared after a number of their guys failed.
Get a fucking clue fish and chips.
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>>77756938
>There's no one in Russia that could out smart a post fight test
Your stupid if you think non randomised post fight tests caught anyone with a braincell
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>>77756969
WHAT DID YOU SAY YU BITCH
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>>77756947
>Jones vs Lesnar in an all you can roid no holds barred steel cage match
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>>77756950
>owning a tracking and monitoring device
>criticizing anything ever
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>>77756911
DC landed good overhands, maybe the Jones that fought OSP would have been slept
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>>77756952
He was in Iceland, days away from any USADA agents, for most of the leadup.
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>>77756988
>>77756988
Fedor got stopped by a MW. Let that sink in.
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>>77756988
>plenty of fights
>monson
>the guy who best win was kimbo
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/heem/ absolutely BTFO right now. Embarrassing!
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p4p list
>Cody
>Max Holloway/Frankie Edgar (whoever wins)
>Daniel Cormier
>Tyron Woodley
>Jose Aldo
>Joanna
>Demetrius
>Tony Ferg
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>>77757006
>>>/pol/
The future is now old man
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>>77756999
>Anyone who thinks fedor is the GOAT is retarded.
majority of hardcores do. GSP was an obvious roider for many years too. its a dirty game.
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>>77756645
I get the feeling Condit isn't
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Drug testing ruined this sport. You don't see Cristiano Ronaldo suspended for clearly being a roider and his championships taken away.
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>>77757005
>Jones unironically loses
American would civil war hard.
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>>77756934
Yeah, but everything he does is so good in the ring, just training itself wouldn't cvause all that. So many guys have been on roids and none look as good as Jones. Think about Pride, Rizin if they don't test, whatever man. Jones is such an insane talent
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>>77756860
And he got those Overeem HGH ridges on his forehead
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guys relax. its most likely a tainted supplement
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So Cormier is the GOAT LHW now, right? Jones has been caught twice now with roids and now all his previous wins are called into question.
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Jones is literally going to WWE, right?
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>>77757029
Actual p4p list
>Demetrious
>Holloway
>Stipe
>DC
>Joanna
>Woodley
>Nunes
>Bisping
>Garbrandt
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>>77757060
Cormier has beat two name guys at LHW. Shogun's accomplishments shit on his.
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its obvious jones has been roiding since the vitor fight. do you guys remember vitor back then? jones had to prepare for that and he was hooked since then.
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So cormier vs Gustaffason II for the title?
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>>77756645
i said holly was a blatant roider (based on my meme eye test) before she started MMA, and no not because of her clit
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>>77757013
false
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>The village of jon jones
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>>77757072
Maybe it's a diuretic and he gets of lightly?
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>>77757075
>>Stipe
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JUST
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Guy Incognito (ID: !!Czae4KQs0ob)
2017-08-23 01:08:38
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>>77755912
>>77755967
I remember making a jpeg that said "[___] Days since Jon Jones did anything Stupid"
Does anyone still have that?
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>>77757084
nah they will let DC rest up, fight winner of Gus/Volkan
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>>77757032
>GSP
>Fought for more stringent testing.
>Lost 2 times.
>avenged both loses by finish.
>Never failed a drug test.
>Fedor.
>Fought where there was no testing.
>lost a bunch
>KO'd by a natural 185'er
>didn't avenge any losses except the TK tko when TK was literally 100 pounds smaller.
>Headed the Red Devil team.
>Red Devil is known for roiding.
>Fedors protege "Baby Fedor" got pooped for roids.
Confirmed retarded.
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>>77757096
nah its steroids
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>>77757060
Cormier is no doubt the GOAT outside of Fedor. Jon loses all benefit of doubt popping twice, he may have been cheating his whole career & deserves no credit.
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>>77757096
It's been reported already as turinabol an oral steroid
>>
CAME HERE TO POST THIS
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCKING NIGGER
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>tfw no Lesnar/Jones superfight
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>>77757096
I read its anabolic steroid
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>>77757080
It's obvious he's been roiding since his professional debut. He got into the UFC because he won 6 fights in 2 months. He'd need roids to help him recover from that kind of schedule.
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Jon Jones is just Neil Magny + Steroids
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>Ronda training for mandrama
>Brock doing mandrama and not coming back for at least one more year
>Jones popped
>Conor will get KO'd on saturday
>UFC 215 (aka the weakest card put together) will do 50k buys
MMA will be ded by the end of the week.
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DC is going to burn jon's fucking house down. Someone should put DC in protective custody so he doesnt kill someone.
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>>77757114
GSP fought under shitty commission testing ("IQ testing"), not USADA. Learn the difference, it could save you some embarrassment in the future.
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the fallout from this will be delicious, the next few days will be hilarious
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>>77757075
>poones
>beats up just barely someone shorter than joanna in valentina
>got stopped by cat zingano
>is bigger than the male flyweights
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right here my man>>77756012
>>77757103
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black ⭐ star (ID: !!XpuggtXZDQP)
2017-08-23 01:10:22
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>"Guys...it's because my penis doesn't move... I swear it was viagra....you believe right /heem/"
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>>77757136
how many buys did ward kovalev 2 do again?
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>>77757096
4 year suspension inc
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>>77757075
You put Cody down at bottom just because you hate him, Holloway is not better
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>>77757121
>oral steroid
we tainted supplements now
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>>77757150
Fucking A. thanks friendo.
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So what does this all mean for the Lesnar fight? Brock got popped for roids too.
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The UFC will cover this up, somehow. It'll end up coming back negative.
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Good round
Peterson has low key boy potential if he pulls this off
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>>77757076
I like Rua but I can think of 3 LHWs that have better resumes than his, relax
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>>77757114
GSP argued for more stringent testing when he was in charge of what was being tested for and who was doing the testing. The moment someone brought USADA up to test both of them during the fight GSP shut up and avoided any mention of testing again. Besides, he's got a ridiculous roidgut and his build back when he was champ was like a mini Lesnar.
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>>77757140
DC's a good person
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>>77757029
>forgetting your #1
How could you.
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>>77755912
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HOLY FUCKING SHIT
3rd time being stripped
DC MMA GOAT
D
C
M M A
M
A
G O A T
O
A
T
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>JON JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
>JON JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
>JON JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
>JON JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
>JON JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
>JON JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
>JON JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
>JON JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
>JON JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
>JON JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
>JON JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
>JON JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
>JON JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
>JON JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
>JON JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
>JON JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
>JON JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
>JON JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
JONES TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS, STRIPPED OF TITLE
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DC forever the paper champ
>>
USADA is doing God's work
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>WME buys UFC
>Horrible year, absolutely horrible with everything turning to shit
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Calendar's picks ruined by Jon Jones
BASED
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At this point I am ready to believe that literally every champion except bisping is on steroids
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>>77757192
#1 at tapping?
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>>77757179
1. Jones
2. Shogun
3. Rampage
4. Wanderlei
5. Liddell
any arguments against this top 5 are fucking dumb and I will eviscerate them all. DC has no body of work at 205lbs. he's great, but he hasn't done enough.
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GUISE WHAT HAPPENED
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>>77757193
mfw i saw jon jones trending on twitter and it wasnt about cock lesnar
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so does this take the loss off of DC's record? or does it become a no contest?
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spainsperg writing an essay right now
What a loser
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Gegard, Khabib, Bader, Jones, Conor, Rory, Ronda, what is this shti man
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FUCKING MONKEY
AHHAAHHAHAHAH
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fucken told u dana u fukin goof
jon is a mess
he will never ever stop fuccin up
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>>77757207
They're the ones that got Lance too when all the international agencies said he was clean.
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>>77756904
>that physique
>roided
Mate, you can look like that with 2 years of MODERATE exercise
>roids
hahahaha
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>>77757232
nothing, just niggers being niggers
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>>77757239
probably a NC
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lol jon can't even teach classes to kids and mothers to make ends meet
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Fertitas would have covered this up.
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>>77757212
I have no idea why they decided to purchase UFC KNOWING that the UFC was trying to rid themselves of the business. It was weird.
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>>77757228
Does body of work really matter when he'd shitcan everyone on that list not named Jon Jones?
He's emasculated Rumble twice who is easily one of the top LHWs of all time and also beat Gus whose up there
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>>77757245
Bitch nigga, we /back/ at it again.
DC MMA GOAT
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Anyone else just can't concentrate on Tuesday Night Contender Series.
They seem like good fights too but bloody hell
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>>77757143
>"IQ testing"
This is lost on a lot of people. I mean I'm not disputing that there are advanced drugs and anti-testing techniques, but the fact that fighters continue to fail scheduled tests is proof that tons of these guys have no idea what they're doing
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>>77757224
Holloway seems too autistic to be a steroid abuser
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>i'd like to say what a waste of talent , but is it really tallent when you continually have to take steroids to be good?
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>>77757239
Good question, i want my fucking money back
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>>77757250
>he thinks roids are only to get big
oh how naive you are.
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>Sudden influx of 'DC is paper champ' posts
>implying JBJ was a true champ whilst being a roidmonkey
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>>77757250
>you can look like that with 2 years of MODERATE exercise
For sure all it takes is 6 months of calisthenics.
Nate was right, everyone is on steroids including that irish manlet.
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>>77757258
Fertitas sold high so they could buy cheap later
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>>77757266
>Does body of work really matter when he'd shitcan everyone on that list not named Jon Jones?
Yes. It matters more than anything else.
Any other questions?
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>>77757252
Surely this is just a plot to get a 3rd fight
watafak
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>>77757245
YOU BEAT HIM THIS TIME BECAUSE YOU WERE ON STEROIDS AGAIN YOU FUCKING CHEATING DOUBLE NIGGER
GET THAT ASS STRIPPED AND GET THAT ASS SUED HOMEBOIIIII
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>>77757280
He looked average without steroids. He would have lost to DC.
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>>77757169
are you 'avin a giggle? Sure they both beat the GOAT of their weightclass but Max finished his and actually beat multiple noteworthy ranked opponents before he got there. He is significantly more proven than cody is. He is literally on a win streak the length of cody's career and they are nearly the same age
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>>77757268
BISPING+DC NATTY GOD ALLIANCE
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>>77757245
...steroids?
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214 picks need to be regoofed
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>ufc dies
>takes USADA testing with it
>mainstream popularity disappears
>we go back to the golden age of dodgy organization hosting freak fights with roided goats
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>>77757273
In fairness USADA uses more advanced screening techniques (CIR testing) than your average Nevada test, even on fight night, so the net is a little tighter. But yeah, cases like Jones are just retarded.
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>>77757169
I put Cody down at the bottom because he's incredibly untested. Only one top 10 win and no top 5 wins. There's even questions about his fight against Cruz, because Cruz's body is so fucked up that we need to see how he performs against someone else before we can make a decision on how good Garbrandt's win over him was. Holloway, meanwhile, has beaten nearly everyone of note at FW, and his win over Aldo is worth more than Cody's win over Cruz.
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>>77757228
That list is fucking horrible.
2 were BTFO by USADA, and 2 had peaks of like a year and a half.
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>>77757294
>it matters more than anything else
Lol okay, let's ignore DC would annihilate Rampage because Rampage has a fancier slip of paper
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>>77757325
BEST TIMELINE
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>>77757250
Yeah for sure this guy is totally natty my man
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1- Cormier
2- Jones
3- Silva
4- Fedor
5- Woodley
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>>77757325
>we go back to the golden age of dodgy organization hosting freak fights with roided goats
this is literally what is happening right now u goof
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Is this a 4 year suspension? 2 year Minimum for sure. His career is so fucked.
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I went to the gas station the other day and saw a Monster energy drink add with cruz, dc, tyron, and cain.
DC still had his belt and thought it was by mistake
>JBJ pops
Something is up
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This is a good thing. Just like a child finding out that Santa Claus ir the Tooth Fairy isn't real, adults need to accept that people they admire and respect are also fake.
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>>77757323
betters get to keep their winnings
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>Jones will be stripped
>Belt will be given to DC
casual fucks will still meme on him for being "paper champ" WHERE IS SPAINSPERG
>>
>Implying were ever getting off Mr Bones wild ride
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>>77757363
regardless he's never fighting in the ufc again
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>>77757358
>Fedor
>Cormier
DOUBT
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>>77757355
zaddy
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>>77757334
Jones is clearly the most accomplished of any of them, destroyed an entire preceding generation of HoFers and champs, broke the defense record. Even if you take away his Cormier wins he's still the dude at that weight class. End of discussion.
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>>77755963
Oh, it's true, it's DAMN true
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>>77757365
that means your monster energy can is old as shit son. stop going to backwater gas stations
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new
>>77757388
new
>>77757388
new
>>77757388
new
>>77757388
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>>77757238
fugg that's a smug dc, may I save it anon?
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>>77757366
Did anyone think Jones was real? Dude has ugly bastard kids, addicted to multiple drugs, and just roided his ass out.
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I can't fucking believe this shit
I wanted off this goddamn ride
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>>77757341
Ignoring it right now. You don't know how to evaluate GOAT status. You saying DC would beat all of them is not the same as DC actually doing that, or beating a comparable list of high quality names. Which he hasn't done. Are you thick in the head?
>>
DC is still the paper champ
Always will be
Nothing will erase him getting HEEM'D stiff
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>>77757376
>>
fuck usada
fuck ufc
fuck mainstream media
fuck google
fuck youtube
fuck fake freedom countries
fuck monsanto
fuck the rothshilds
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>>77757379
just u wait
if dana thinks he can sell a jon jones comeback fight he is in
the rules or ethics don't mean shit in UFC
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>>77757143
GSP was also the first MMA athlete to even breath the words USADA and Hendricks fought against it.
One of these men fell off a cliff.
You're still retarded fish and chips.
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>>77757250
>this physique
>roided
(You)
reminder Lance Armstrong never even failed a test, he got snitched on
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>>77757387
Yeah, Jon "Juiced His Entire Career and Would've Never Gotten The Belt Without Doing So" Jones is for sure the number 1 LHW. Only a goof would think otherwise.
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https://twitter.com/jonjones/status/900161403004366853
jones responds
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>>77757445
FUCK THE MAYWEATHERS
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>>77757042
>Implying that won't happen anyway because of Antifa niggers
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>>77757445
EEEEEYYYY, hes back!
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>>77757405
I did. I thought this tine would be different. I connected with him. Call me childish or immature (in my early 20s) i just found myself rooting for the guy. I was so happy when he won. Now I'm heartbroken. My fault for getting emotionally invested in sports though. Stupid thing to do, I now realize.
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>>77757402
sure thing buddeh
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>>77757475
That guy is actually hilarious
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>>77757467
>One of these men fell off a cliff.
One of them got his face torn to shreds, won a gift decision, had a breakdown at the press conference, and never fought again. I'll give you a single guess.
I know you're being a loyal leaf and all, but the naivety to think GSP was natty with his absurd physique, speed, power, skill, athleticism, and endurance is literal head-in-the-sand shit. I'm not even mad about him doing it, it's just you sperged out over the fact that Fedor has 1. never failed a PED test and is 2. the consensus greatest ever in the fanbase. You've got issues.
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>>77757395
It was an add in the store. Cruz and cain didnt have their belts but dc and tyron did...
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>>77756950
>Unironically using the most normie and NSA-infested piece of technology ever invented
LMAOing at you senpai
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>>77756745
I wish
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>>77757545
>gift decision
Can't stop fighting for 2 rounds and expect to win fish and chips.
I don't even rank GSP.
You're just a stupid retard.
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>>77757424
>is not the same as DC actually doing that
But for Rampage it is lol?
Rumble and Gus are arguably better than some of those top 5
Are you thick in the head? Can you not understand why ranking certain people as top 5 when there's people clearly better? This isn't hard. You're just a fucking retard
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>>77757610
You "don't rank" GSP, but you think he was natty while literally everyone in the MMA industry and fanbase can obviously see that he wasn't. Sure. Tell me more about how you *actually* think he sucked and was totally boring. Get the fuck out of here.
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>>77757475
Big Baller.
>>77757649
Seething Nano baller.
Know the difference. It could save your game.
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>>77757622
Rampage's top wins at 205:
Arona
Liddell
Henderson
Liddell
Bustamante
Randleman
Machida
Ninja
DC's top wins at 205:
Rumble
Gus
Rumble
See the difference?
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>>77756950
>put it into ultra power saving
>lasts 7 days
>camera shoots 1080 video
I dunno what you're problem is
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>>77757688
Rumble and Gus are better than them all
DC would fucking humiliate Rampage even if Rampage managed to fluke a KO over Jon
See the point I'm making?
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>>77757705
>you're
my problem
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>>77757716
Like I said, you can't differentiate between accomplishments, which we use to determine all-time ranking, and ability, which losers use to discuss hypothetical fights that never actually happened. Get with the fucking program. You're not making any point, you're just flailing like a retard and tying yourself in knots.
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>>77757204
jones is the chemical champ
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>mfw daniel cormier gets the title back
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>>77757756
Lol DC would fucking embarrass Rampage, that's the only point I'm really making and you can't handle that because it's too much of a complex thing for your dumb ass to think about
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>free fight pops up on youtube for ufc 215
>it's a mighty mouse fight
naw, i'm good
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>>77757688
Arona should have been called illegal, it was the headbutt that KO'd him
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>>77757851
>DC would fucking embarrass Rampage
lol
yes
Rampage is from another era, and not in a good way
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>>77757199
everybody knows nigger, stop walloftexting like a faggot
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>>77757140
naw, DC is DC not a fuck up like Jones or Diaz or War Machine.
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>>77757075
>nunes
rolf
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>>77757192
what's he done?
0 title defenses
2 legit fights in 2 YEARS
a couple of novelty fights
nothing, no legacy
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>>77756711
>>77756733
>>77756734
HAHAHAHAHAH LEARN TO LOVE IT WHITEBOI
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>>77756888
>ducking tyron
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>>77757355
t. sedentary beta
never had a pump, have you?
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