ITT: Meme players, any sport

Who is this?

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This cunt.

Hues and Bongs who dont rate Pulisic at all are as dumb as Americans who think he is the next Messi. The dude is legit, not many 18 year olds are playing at the level he is right now. He has great touch, good vision and a feel for the game, a nice burst of speed, good work rate ect.

If everything goes right for him he can definitely has the potential to be one of the top players in the world in his prime.

>>77751920
>The dude is legit
If he was legit, I would know who he is. I'm sorry I don't keep track of all benchwarmers in Borussia Dortmund.

>>77751944
>I would know who he is
That says more about you being a pleb to be fair

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>>77751920
>sensible and nuanced opinion on /sp/

Get out of here.

>>77751960
I happen to know about a team composed that features a part-time dentist who also beat England recently. Have you heard of them?
>football is coming home

>>77751960
if he wasn't American, he would be unremarkable

>>77752043
I mean just by the fact that he's american and good at football (quite a novelty), he probably gets a little bit more media exposure than a similar talent his age. But this doesn't change the fact that he's actually a very talented young player.
It's still too early to tell if he's going to fullfill his potential or not.

>>77752108
>he probably gets a little bit more media exposure than a similar talent his age
in American news outlets for sure
but in germany or the rest of europe?
he has had a similar career trajectory
ti Sahin and Götze
they were in every newspaper back then

>>77751920
This. It's ok to be reasonable, believe it or not.

>>77753120
How does the German media treat him?

Im curious

>>77751944

or Dortmund at all, apparently

>>77756727
Very positive I would say. No real hype or anything, but most journalists and fans are just thrilled to see him play. Although if he starts to become a key player at Dortmund over the course of the season, the "danger" that the media and fans are starting to create a hype is very real.

>>77751920
>the only ones agreeing are americunts
Lel lads let em have their moment, this is the only semi relevant player they've ever had. Imagine had they had someone like chicharito... the shitposting would not stop

>>77753120
Pulisic is rubbish, he will never amount to anything near Jordan Henderson

>>77757168
CHI

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>>77751944
>benchwarmer
>consistent starting 11

>>77756965
Oh and I should ad that the german sports press is relatively tame compared to a lot of their european and american counterparts.

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>>77750831
And subs.

>>77757344

>rooney
>hart

lmao, what were they thinking

>>77757344
This. Britbongs BTFO

>>77757234
Proxy off jeremy, nobodys buying your bullshit. Its simple

>hes overrated by americans
>unknown by the rest of the world
#truth

>>77757344

PART TIME


DENTIST

>>77750831
Hes actually pretty talented. It's hard to say how good he's going to be though.

ITT: Americans too scared to admit that PuliGOD is the next GOAT. Has Freedomland finally gone soft?

>>77757344
Eh, any international english player is immediately a meme if only for how delusional the englels are about their chances.

>>77757485
This desu. He has all the tools to become a great player, but the same is true for hundreds of other talents who didn't fulfill their potential for whatever reasons. They guy is 19, so just be patient and see what happens.

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>>77757775
Greatest digits i ever had.

>>77757775
>>77757833
checked

>>77751920
He is a diamond dozen kid with some potential. There are many players better than him at his age.

>>77757931
name some

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Most burgers probably already know about him, but McKennie is someone worth to keep an eye on.

>>77757384
:'(

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>>77750831

>>77750831
>flag
into the trash it goes

>>77758015
Mbappe, Dembele, Delli Ali, Gabriel Jesus, Sane, Rashford

>>77758095
problem for britbongs is this guy wont be flashy/memey. he's just going to get the job done. also probably wont attract as much shitposting as puli

>>77757931
>diamond dozen

Holy shit America please tell me this is bait

>>77758313
For all intensive purposes, it's a meme

>>77758205
Yeah, and he is the first American to be apart of that class of players.

as much as i enjoy seeing americans fail i think pulisic is pretty good and if he keeps playing well for dortmund he will be on his way to bayern by the time he's 20

>>77758313
how new?

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>>77758313
Fuck off cunt

>>77758473
He's also the niggest out of those players

>>77758473
>apart
It's a part not apart you stupid Amerimutt

>>77758289

>great on the jints
>gets paid 90 million dollars to take up TWO spots on the bench and be fat for the Red Sox
>goes back to the jints for peanuts and starts being good again

God bless, Panda

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>>77750831

but he's the real deal la

>>77758289
Pablo's hitting quite well desu

>>77759329
Strikeout McJesusfreak.

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>>77750831
>it's another 'brit upset that pulisic is better than rashford so he calls him a meme' episode

>>77757119

CHIcano's should be taken to an island and nuked

>>77757119
>Imagine had they had someone like chicharito...
We had landycakes and have Dempsey, both of who are much better than memerito can ever dream of being

>>77758313
It's a doggy dog world ya pommie cunt

>>77760931
>A Bayern/Neverkusen reject and a midtable striker for a nobody club better than the striker who won league titles at United and has more goals in europe than those two Amerifat shitters combined
lol at these dumb fucking gringos and their my little sawker

>tfw Boston trades a gimpy IT to Cleveland for Kyrie

TRADER DANNY DOES IT AGAIN

>>77760962
I was talking about what they've done for their country.

Literally who gives a shit about soccer outside of the world cup?

>>77760962

>actually implying Chincharito was worth fuck all at United

I...wow

>>77760979
>what they've done for their country
Yes all those mickey mouse F team gold cups, friendly wins and round of 16 losses what a great career lol stupid Amerilard jajajajajajaja

>>77761016
>won United crucial games
>best goals per minute ratio than anyone in the premier league while at United
>Mourinho comes out and says he would have never sold a proven goalscorer like Chicharito
keep embarrassing yourself Amierdacan.

>>77758205
>diamond dozen
>only players better than him are literally the top youth prospects in the world

way to blow yourself out lel

>>77750831
the only reason why he's not playing at madrid or barcelona right now is because he's not of latin descent nor is he black

>>77761021
>gold cups

>Literally who gives a shit about soccer outside of the world cup?

>CHI's in charge of knowing how to read

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he's going to score the winning goal in the cl this year

night

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>>77761216
That triggers me. Use this version please.

>>77758284
There is a flashy side to his game as you can see in some of his >schalke youth matches. But as it is with so many youngsters, especially in CM, their first and foremost goal is it to prevent mistakes at all cost, which made his appereances at the senior squad look rather "dull" in comparison.

>>77757344
adam lallana is not a meme. performs for england and liverpool. rest are letdowns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et5JTZCd-gQ

The anti-americanism of europeans is pretty hilarious. They fear american soccer players being the best in the world. They know its happening and once it does Europe will be completely irrelevant in yet another sport.

They claim to not know who pulisic is, or altidore, or dempsey... but they have nightmares about them every night.

Pulisic (if the voting is done fairly) will win multiple balon deors and other awards. he'll be the highest paid soccer star in the world by the time hes 25 if european fans can accept him.

>>77757119
CHI

>>77761045
CHI go home. your mother is coming over to my place tonight to clean my house and suck my cock for $3 total

>>77757931
> diamond dozen
laughingwhores.jpg