/cric/ The golden horde edition

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Cricket Finland

>>77748753
Do not want to share a general with /hoc/
Wake me up when cric/bundes/ is a thing again

Business idea:
The best cricket team and the best bundesliga team face each other in a test and football match

>>77749535
Who would be the sponsor??? Bonaqua??

test?

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>>77748753
GOOD post

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>>77750533
Ty

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good thread

which position would bulju play in an t20 cricket side?

>>77750850
reckon he'd make a brilliant dogged lower middle order batsmen

who would win in a game of chess between the 2 goat Bradman and Grestzky? Tokyo rules BTW.

tell me about GOATfridi

>>77750911
>gretzky
>goat
lol

To answer your question: Lemieux

>>77750962
>Lemieux

literally who

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Have you guys had that first sip of the day?

>>77751091
>2017
>falling for the bottled jew

Ishygddt

>>77751090
casual

>>77751113
>2017
>Not experiencing the refreshing taste of Bonaqua
Embarrassing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyJguuedzZ0

elite

Would definitely rate Carly Rae Jepsen below Bruch

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great edition imo although i don't follow cricket

>>77751271
only just though right

>>77751497
There's a big gulf unfortunately
I'd have to place her around Holst tier

for me, it is

south australia
essex
barbados
warriors
northern districts

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>>77751410
>i don't follow cricket

t.brainlet

Victoria
Notts
St Kitts & Nevis
Titans
Auckland

simple as

is there a cricket league or does this sport only have "tests" every once in a while?

>>77752078
*leeward islands

>cricket threads

*cricket noises*

>>77752157
If that was a team it would kill off half the CPL
Not a fan

>>77752126
theres a ranking but its not as big deal as it should be and there should be more of a league like you say

>>77752210
/cric/ is a First-Class cricket general

>>77748753
imagine following a sport where smelly brown manlets not only succeed but have fans and followers.
Sad!

>>77752249
>imagine following a sport where smelly brown manlets not only succeed
Uhm no sweetie, no team succeeds in cricket everyone is a homebabby

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>imagine following a sport where smelly brown manlets not only succeed but have fans and followers.
>Sad!

Would rate my cricket knowledge at a solid 2/10

>>77752504
would rate mine frankly unparalleled

I reckon Elgar had a better bowling average than Dernbach

Could definitely have seen OJ Simpson making the step up required for test cricket had he chosen to do so in his prime

somebody talk about cricket

>>77752709
Big match between Guyana and St Lucia tonight and I fully expect you to be watching with me

whats the highest form of tournament in cricket or the highest trophy for teams?

is it the olympic gold medal?

>>77752818
Would have to say the world T20

>>77752818
ps. i dont understand the cricket competition system

>>77752830
ok casual

any actual cricket fans want to answer? obviously talking about test only

>>77752818
>olympic gold medal
>cricket

b8

the highest level of the game is test cricket but the rankings are trash with no worth. highest trophy is probably the wold cup

tell me about cricket in guyana

>>77752865
>wold cup

the odi one anyway

as regards to test cricket there's only the icc rankings here https://www.icc-cricket.com/rankings/mens/team-rankings/test
where at the end of the year the team at the top "win"

>>77752870
They won the first CPL trophy and have had a recent resurgence in the regional four day competition. Expect big things from them in years to come

>>77752853
there isn't anything like that for tests, tests are literally just one off games

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>>77752895
lol what

>>77752912
thats why they're test matches. they mean something on their own and thats the beauty of them i guess

>>77752912
test are played in series of 3-5 and the winner gains points in the leader boards and the loser loses them
each team play each other randomly with each team playing different amounts hone and away. it's a clusterfuck

>>77752990
>the leaderboards
what does the team at the top of the leaderboards get at the end of the season?

>>77752990
yeah it needs sorting out

>>77753001
what do you mean what do they get
what they get in any sport

>>77753113
some form of award
like the stan lee cup, super bowl or some plate in tennis
whats the honor

>>77753126
the honor of being number 1 in the best sport in the world. and a mace trophy thing idk, it does need work as we say

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>>77753126
pic related it's a weird mace thing worth 30k

>>77753145
sounds absolutely fucking retarded

>>77753178
what does exactly

>>77752818
the ashes lad. other countries are STILL seething and brave english lions and muscular ausGODs are the only countries that can compete in it, and that the publicly acknowledged best test series ever was the 05 ashes series. Imagine playing a sport and knowing nobody will never ever reach the pinnacle because you happen to be born in some shithole like poo peeland whereas some absolute dross like george bailey have won the ashes

love baseball
hate cricket
simple as

>>77753188
criket

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>>77753257
>8 and a half fugging hours
yea ummm no thanks

>>77753301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCNoKQABZEs is a solid summary. remember that test matches are 5 days of 6hrs per day of cricket, with this series being a 5 test series.

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>>77753379
>1 hours 40 minutes

>>77753394
t.brainlet

>>77753412
Please do not feed the Finnish """"""people""""" your (You)s. They live off of that and it only makes them dumber.

Thank you.

just woke up

love cricket nations
hate ice hockey nations

>>77757282
pls apologize. i like cricket

>>77757282
Del this straffo

>>77757282
Yeah thanks richo mate

>>77759243
Fuck off Kenneth

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Just signed up for my national team lads

>>77752504
If true, you're officially the most knowledgeable poster in /cric/

>>77757282
>he loves poo in loo nations

Big match day lads

>Singapore Women 55/6 (20 ov)
>Malaysia Women 58/1 (7.3/20 ov)
>Malaysia Women won by 9 wickets (with 75 balls remaining)

>Singapore vs Malaysia Mens 50 ov in 4 hours

All the matches are being livestreamed online

>>77759955
Yeah Canada is alright

love india
hate finland

>>77760357
Yo WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>77760357
literally the best post in the history of /cric/

>>77760005
Where are they streamed

>>77760005
Shall be supporting Singapore

Put my bottle of water in the freezer went out for a walk and when I came back it was frozen lads

>>77761987
Did you play ice hockey on it

>>77750911
>Gretzky
You misspelled The Great Ones name, your next child will be deformed

There are people in this thread who never owned a Woodworm bat

KEK

>>77762009
Shut up u egg lemuix is the goat

>>77761995
Yes lad was clapping some sick slapskies bar down if you follow

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Blocks ur sport*

some of these guys in this thread have never stepped out onto the ice

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I can post /cric/ memes too guys!

>>77760357

wtf I hate new zealand now!

>>77762337
binland

>>77762023
Literally a meme bat

>>77762300
Not once in my life

Never seen ice beyond ice cubes either

fuck hockey and fuck white people

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For me, it's brännboll.

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give pesäpallo a chance

>>77762355
t. Tailender batsman

I bet you didn't even average 5 lamo

>/rug/
>/bet/
>/hoc/

Who is /cric/ going to run this summer. My vote is for /mlb/

BIG fan of the mods
BIG fan of hockey
HATE offtopic posting

>>77762624
Woodworm is the designated number 11 brand

>>77762763
>what is hunts county

>>77762660
/tennis/ as usual during the open

>>77762770
literally only ever saw one and that was in my u 9s club kit

love gunn & moore
love grey nics
hate puma spartan and woodworm

simples

I reckon I could start for the outer Hebrides cricket team

if australia was a cold nation they would win at /hoc/

can the islanders have bulju

>>77762763
Are you simple?
Did you even try them, I have gone through many a fine willow and I can tell you that the Woodworm I had was of exceptional quality.

t.Number 3 batsman

>>77762300
I have. I'm one of the main proponents of cricket on ice

>>77762805
if russia was a warm nation they would win at /cric/

Do not agree with that assessment one bit

/cric/ has better memes than /hoc's/

>>77762860
Good post

>>77762860
go back to 2ch, bydlo

>>77762895
binland can't even think of one good meme to defend himself

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>>77762900
Идитe дoмoй, плocкий мocкaль

>>77762911
posts a pic of a respectable gentleman eating a delicacy

>>77762814
refused to even touch one after 2005 just like all good Australians

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>>77762922
>spends his two month salary on a bucket of caviar while living in a commieshithole apartment
>respectable

>>77752504
pushing an 8 over here

there's a big gap on 1950s cricket that I still need to fill

>>77762935
binland stop your embarassing himself

you see in russia we can afford delicacies like this where as you cant because everything costs too much in binland

aren't beers in finland like $15

tell me about the intricacies of /cric/

>>77762953
we all have crippling autism

>>77751271
reckon she'd get it after watching that bj vid of hers

who would win in a fight the average hoc poster or the average cric poster?

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watch test cricket

perceive test cricket

be test cricket

understand test cricket

>>77762929
Because you got cucked by KP?

Pathetic

>>77763002
shall not be discussing that national disgrace

Would love Zachy B to drop a truthy on us right now

>>77762990
me

I'd call myself an expert of SEA cricket

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>>77762990
take an educated guess, ivan

>>77763041
You literally wouldn't last a second against a sustained and obnoxiously muscular assault from based elite Matt

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>>77762994
>tfw too dumb to understand cricket

>>77763055
few men can claim to understand test cricket

>>77762990
depends do /hoc/ posters actually play hockey

>>77763026
chanderpaul is the most immovable bat of all time

legitimately reckon I know more about cricket than 95% of humans to ever grace this earth

>>77763068
boycott on suicide watch

>>77763068
>immovable

what did he mean by this

>>77763077
"A bloke you needed to crowbar away from the crease"

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did cricket evolve from ground hockey?

tell me about this list how true is it http://www.relianceiccrankings.com/alltime/test/

>>77763070
Considering more than 95% of humans to have ever have lived would never have even heard of cricket I should hope so

>>77763085
delet

>>77763077
determined
firm
fixed
hanging tough
hard-nosed
immovable
inexorable
inflexible
insistent
intransigent
obdurate
pat
relentless
resolute
rigid
set
set in stone
standing pat
stiff
stubborn
unbendable
unbending
uncompromising
unrelenting

>>77763092
brainlets each and every one of them. brainlets

>>77763085
don't believe so I imagine they just used hockey sticks because they were convenient

>>77761560
haha eat shit mate

>>77761237
On the Malaysian Cricket Associate Facebook page

>>77763090
?? true in terms of showing the highest points totals like it says

/cric/ approved associates
>Papua New Guinea
>the Netherlands
>Uganda
>Rwanda
>Kenya
>Malaysia
>Oman
>Nepal

>>77763142
and chile the sleeping giants of SA

Vanuatu are on the rise in the cricketing world
Do not dare to underestimate them

>>77748753
Hi
Bulju is a bust

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>>77748753

>>77762986
is it actually her
it does look like her

Cannot fathom why Nigeria aren't a cricketing powerhouse yet

reminder warne's painting at lords had to be repainted because his dick was too big and it was distracting the MCC members

>Singapore 103/3 (30.1/50 ov)

>>77763194
Hard to see but the consensus is "yes"

Really hope Singapore pull through

>>77763209
wew

>>77763197
the boko boys don't like it

west Africa should unite for cricket

a man with lots of money could make west Africa a force in twenty years easily

I personally think there's greater potential in a unified central Asian cricket team

Why isn't there an East Indies team?

Cannot see Malaysia chasing this very competitive Singapore total

>>77763480
>>77763509
>>77763528
>>77763554
zachy you sadcunt what do you do all day

>>77763603
I take offence at being compared to that utter brainlet

>>77763603
non capitalisation is zachy

>>77763621
shit I forgot

>>77763621
just not things i would say either, what a retard

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>>77762811
No

I will protect Zachy B to my last breath

>>77763613
says the total brainlet who doesn't resize that afg would dominate any central side union therefore rendering his braindead proposal redundant. wasn't going to say anything but god what an awful post

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>>77763085
Rlly makes u think

>>77763554
They're not going to make more than 200 Zachy it shouldn't be too hard

>>77763681
>Zachy

he's not zachy he capitalised the first letter

>>77763085
Hockey is a primitive version of cricket, still played by monkeys, cricket is for the evolved gentleman

just looked and Afghanistan isn't usually included in central asia but it's still a crap idea anyway

>>77763848
Blunder of the century

Zerogoose was the best poster in the history of /cric/

>>77763881
>Zerogoose

literally who?

getting nervous about this bangas tour lads, unless smith tons up both matches >we will probably lose

doesn't help those cheeky fucks flooded the warm up ground so the lads go in with no proper practice match

>>77763881
can't argue with this

>>77763881
He lost the plot in /rug/ and got bullied away because he didn't understand rugby

>>77762521
How do I watch your sport?

9/2 after 6 overs
I think Singapore are going to win the gold lads

>>77764098
ask her to order their albums

tell me about the nuances of ball delivery in pessapallo

reminder that an inswinger or outswinger at a corner is literally as nuanced as wogball gets

>>77764553
Wogball is soccer

>>77764322
51/2 after 16
They had a bad start but are doing well now.

Why do they always throw the ball at full toss in wogball? Why don't they throw a yorker?

Love it when tennis players serve a perfect yorker

do Malaysia bat deep?

>>77764685
yeah they have some dogged lower-middle order bats

>>77764571
water is wet

Malaysia are well below the required run rate they've got no chance

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shan't

>>77764834
"""""matched"""""
This is why you shouldn't trust computers

>>77764864
don't quite get what you mean by this post could you clarify

>>77764893
I presume you weren't intent on being matched with such a seething casual

>>77764901
:(

100/2 in 28
Should be an easy one

>>77764685
Nah lad

how do I convince my dad to let me bat at 4 not 5

>>77764998
what are the pitches like in Vietnam?

Still extremely confident that Singapore will win the gold

>>77764834
filthy filthy fuckin casual

>>77764998
have you tried numb sucking his cock

>women in charge of knowing anything

love my mum

>>77765023
A real bowler's wicket. Most pitches aren't maintained very well so they're usually very grassy and uneven. Balls stay newer for longer given the moisture and the surface. Can be tricky for the batsman if they aren't a local or don't have experience playing in the subcontinent.

>>77765087
please no "joke" replies because I shan't be considering them ty

>>77765106
same xx

>>77765112
who is the finest exploiter of the famous real bowlers' wickets of veitnam?

>>77765112
timestamp proving youre actually vietnamese not a larping proxyfag first.

why does going up the order one matter so much anyway baka

>>77765119
you don't know my mum

i don't love his mum, i just use her

don't buy it

tell me about your mum. what does she think about cricket

Can you please stop posting in /hoc/?

>>77765192
'no'

Based Faiz destroying that pathetic Singaporean bowling

results day tomorrow lads wish me luck

>>77765309
hope you fail babez xox

Kennel District.

>>77765309
You must be at least 18 years old to post on 4chan

>>77765309
good luck

MALAYSIA COLLAPSE

anyone fancy a bum?

>>77765583

Madlads did it. Now they've gotta win the t20 medal as well.

emotion by carly rae jepsen is the greatest album of the decade

/cric/ runs /hoc/ and /bundes/

>>77766708
based fucking straffjesus

>>77767972
Crooked Rain Crooked Rain

/cric/'s band of choice is early Jawbreaker though

>>77768058
sounds grotesque if im completely and utterly honest with you lad

>>77768040
literally who

Eagerly awaiting the big CPL match tonight

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>250
>5
>0

can't wait for England vs Windies and Bangladesh vs Australia in the space of 3 days from each other

>page 6
nice poomunity you have here

Glamorgan are through to the semis lads

Finland

It's comming...

>>77769533
>was 250
>now 246

Way to keep it together, /cric/.

/hoc/ OUT

MOLDOVA TOWN RAPIST HAS ENTERED /cric/

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Bulju