/mlb/ general - THUG LIFE edition

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Royals

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Rate Cody Bellinger's gf on the 20-80 scale.

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> Barry Bonds 1992: .311/.456/.624, 34 HR, 39 SB, 127 walks, 204 OPS+, 9.6 fWAR.

> Barry Bonds 1993: .336/.458/.677, 46 HR, 29 SB, 126 walks, 206 OPS+, 10.5 fWAR.

whoa... so this is the power of clean Barry Bonds

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>>77748947
I dunno, does she like video games?

>>77748947

I feel like he could do better

she must play video games or some shit

Astros must be winning again

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>>77748566

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>Russell Martin rehab setback
>stuck with Slowpez and noodlearm Montero rest of the season

Jays elimination day can't come soon enough

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Cubes

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Who is the NL MVP?

Goldy? Votto? Stanton? They seem like the main ones at this stage.

>>77749135
Goldschmidt most likely.

>>77749135
Schwarber

>>77749135
Me. I'm not saying who I am though, I don't want anyone to know that I go on this shithole. Especially after all the white supremacist shit that's been going on lately.

>>77749135
I would go with Votto as a sign of respect for staying hot on a shit team, but the script is written for Goldy to win. He hasn't won it before and he single handily keeps the Dbags relevant

>>77749394
Justin Turner pls tell Puig that he needs to keep working the count. He's been on a roll and I don't it to get to his head.

>>77749394
Tell pudge his a faggot

>>77749099
The real MVP of this whole thing was the Ump. I love how he just stutters and calls Bruce Hopper out

>>77749484
Umpires are ALWAYS the MVP, Anon

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Anyone here old enough to remember when Triple Crown Aaron Judge was a thing?

>>77749633
Who?

>>77749633
Invest in Judge memorabilia now while his stock's low, because next year he's crushing 100.

>>77748947
Anorexia is a long term physical and mental health problem.

Reminder that the Cubs are fraudulent and the drug results WILL be released

>>77748947
is that dillon harper? looks like she might got a uniboob thing going

>>77748947
Is her penis masculine?

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Based steaks

>>77749135
Anthony Rendon

>>77749757
>Cubs only 9 games above .500
>Accusing them of cheating

>>77749805
MVP voters don't give a single fuck about defense

>>77748947
80/80 and further proof the Belligod is a Chad.

>>77749849
>not knowing how cheating works

>>77749856
That's not true and you know it

>>77749864
They're all Chads except for Corey Kluber who's a cocksucking sissy.

>>77749864
>doyerfags
>knowing how to use the 20-80 scale

>>77749849
>2014: 16 below .500
>2015: 90+ wins
>2016: 100+ wins and predetermined WS winners
>2017: 9 above .500

>>77749887
>>77749887
I thought he was a piss hippo?

>>77749887
>Being this insecure of a flyover fag

>>77749873
There is no doubt whatsoever that it's true. The fact that Ryan Howard won an MVP in our lifetime is irrefutable proof of that.

>>77749920
It comes with no having no pennants despite paying for a 10 year dynasty

>>77749928
And then the next year Jimmy Rollins won the MVP despite being worse in almost every single offensive metric to Matt Holliday, Albert Pujols, Chase Utley, Prince Fielder, Chipper Jones, and David Wright.

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MARINERS!

>>77749940
He won it off of meme counting stats, muh 30 homers 30 steals 20 triples

>>77749968
Meme counting stats that he led in exactly one category? There are three primary factors in Rollins MVP win
>Clutch hitting
>top notch defense
>The "team to beat" quote

>>77749990
https://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2009/12/14/1200443/reward-retrospective-the-2007

>>77750020
Yes I read that article where it says the 20-20-30-20 club is a meme that means nothing

>>77750030
Whether it's the counting stats or the postseason memery, the point remains that defense isn't an argument here. Among the candidates better-suited for the award than he, both Wright and Pujols had better defense.

>>77750105
And neither of those players play at a premium position where defense actually matters.

>10 years ago
RBI and pitcher wins were two of the most important statistics in measuring a players value
>today
both are wholly discounted by voters. If you think the same rules that apply today applied 10 years ago, you're an idiot

>>77750120
If I had a fedora picture, I'd post it for you right now.

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>>77750132
I'm glad we've reached the agreement that defense is an important metric to MVP seasons in this day and age

>>77750145
Tell that to 2013 Mike Trout.

>Mike Trout's supposed 10 wins above replacement was evident by his presence being completely meaningless to the win rate of the LA Angels.
Defend WAR without resorting to memes (you can't).

>>77750165
Hey that's half a decade ago, shortly before more advanced metrics became the standard

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>>77750145
kek whoever made this image got butt hurt and memed on

>>77750145
Jimmy Rollins had 5 defensive runs saved when he won MVP. That's not the straw to break the camel's back when it comes to him winning MVP over Wright or Pujols, who had much better offensive seasons. Muh premium position doesn't really mean much here when he's still less valuable going off WAR.

>>77750166
Angels without Trout: 1 game below .500
Angels with Trout: 4 games above .500
That's 5 wins. What's Trout's WAR? 5.6 on Fangraphs and 5.4 on B-Ref. It works out, even though it's not supposed to.

>>77750173
my bet's on hat store owner

t. Pete Rose

>>77750193
Explain the .6 of a game.

>>77750180
Pujols also had 31 DRS that year, which is by far the best defensive 1B season in the time that DRS is measurable.

>>77750219
Just wait for tonight's game.

>>77750237
Whoa these goalpoasts have leg's!

explain how ISO and wRC+ make a player more valuable offensively than RBIs. Driving in runs = Production, production = wins, wins = playoffs.

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>39 games back

Lol Mets fans are fucking retards

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77512716/#77514447

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Which mlb team is the next to move cities, and where/when will they go?

Have any women played for the Mets?

>>77750568
Their entire team is full of bitches

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>>77750568

>>77749887
Where did chief Wahoo touch you?

>>77750625
Not an argument.

>>77750597
I loved this episode, even when it showed the mets as a failure...

>>77750670
Imagine if they had done the White Sox...

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>>77749419

This 1000x

Votto is pretty much better in every category except stolen bases and rbis. His bb/k ratio is godly. I have no idea how the guy stays as motivated as he does on a garbage team with a contract until 2024.

There is no player I would rather have more on my team than Votto.

>t. cardinals fan

>>77750548
Move them to Montreal. Or move the Marlins.

>>77750758

he knows the reds will be decent again in a few years, he's probably just hoping to finish his career here as a local god

>>77750758
He stays motivated because he's the attraction, people buy tickets to see him alone. That's gotta get your nut juicy
Big fish in a little pond

>>77749887
>>77749920

where did this kluber gay/piss meme come from?

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>>77750802
This is the face of every gay non-twink homosexual in every single form of media since the 1950s.

>>77750758
Reds will probably be elite in a few years, but votto will run into his bad years. Such a stud at first base and at least wants the reds to win

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>>77750812

i think lester definitely gives off more of a gay vibe, especially when he was inseparable from david ross

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>>77750860
Maybe a lil fruity, but he looks more like a flabby couch potato than an all-out screaming queen
Man's a good pitcher but he looks like a fag

Is the reason why /mlb/ is so obssessed with gays and athletes because they desperately want representation in a major sport?

I can sort of see where this is coming from though. It's 2017 now and if you look especially at the Cubs and Giants being right in the center of huge gay pride movement centers, how they can still be underrepresented in the year 2017. Something's not right here but what? What is it /mlb/?

>>77750908
This is projection.

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>>77750860
>>77750812
Honestly that applies to almost every pitcher in baseball. Look at this cocksucker

>>77750908
Just goes to show that baseball is still a backwards white mans sport of the early 1900s.
Manfred needs to step in and do something.

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Bros....

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>>77750758

checked on that active player BB/K ratio and...RYAN HANIGAN?!?

>>77750785
You wish

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>>77750935
>>77750908
????????????

>>77750950
Lifelong invisible Astros fans in this very general were talking shit about Norichika Aoki because he doesn't le crush le dingers
Whatever happened to them?

>>77750812
Who cares, he throws a mean ball

>>77750945
What

>>77750972
Him being a human urinal in his spare time in no way keeps him from being a damn fine pitcher

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Bros we can't stop the White Sox from the number 1 pick bros...

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>>77750950

>>77750960

nah, it's a real thing. barry larkin's gonna be announced as manager this offseason with eric davis as bench coach. their first year's gonna be a little rough, but the rotation's gonna solidify before '19. by that time, we'll have shed long, nick senzel, and hunter greene in the everyday lineup raking ass

>>77750971

dude i was fucking thrilled when he left the NLC, it always seemed like he tore our starting pitching to shreds

>>77750908
Nobody wants to be the first to come out, same as any other professional sport. Whilst they'll get plenty of people saying what a brave decision it is, etc they'll get still get fucking crucified.

>>77751005
Who cares.

Jerry is just going to sell the pick for $50,000

>>77751055

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Denson

nothing really happened. everybody just kinda continued to go about their lives

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>>77751055
>fucking crucified
Its 2017 and the alt right is basically non existent anymore. Even the president hails gays. There is no more room to be backwards in this country.

>>77751084
As it should. I don't get why people make a big deal out of it. This isn't the 1950s anymore. We've progresses to be civilized now.

Is /mlb/ pro-gay?
I don't care as long as they leave politics off the field.

>>77751138

i advocate for degeneracy in all its myriad forms

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>>77751138

>>77751138
Same. Hell they could be whatever bigender transqueer attack helicopter as long as they can hit the ball far or throw the ball hard.

>>77751005
Nicky Delmonico can.

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A lot of entertainers are bisexuals and overall sex degenerates. When you have all that money where you can smash any woman you want, you end up getting bored with the normal stuff.

Its human nature. The taboo appeals to them.

>>77751184

hell, i got bored of the normal stuff before i even started having sex

thanks, internet :^)

>>77751170
I would personally not give a shit if Hitler himself was on my team as long as he could slash at least 300/400/600+

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>>77751176

>demoted because his WAR is accumulating

>>77750802
pissboi's crippling insecurity

someone probably said k-bot was an okay pitcher and he just had to literally shower him with his fetish thereafter

>>77751214
not sure how he would profile as a big leaguer. on the one hand, we definitely know he had the gas

>>77751231
I just think he looks gay, it doesn't have anything to do with his pitching ability.

>>77751216
If that's the case them why didn't they keep Carson "40.30 ERA" Fulmer?

>>77751214
>slash 300/400/600+
jews?

There's no issue with gay players. The actual question is why they aren't already prevalent give two of the recent champions (San Fran and Chicago) are located in gigantic gay hubs that basically lead the nation in gay pride and progress. Is there a more inherent issue at hand here?

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>>77751216

>>77751316
Do you even know where you're going with this 1D chess you're playing?

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>>77751257

that's bullshit, he's the kinda guy we need to compete with philly

>>77751316
gays aren't exactly the most well put together people out there

>>77751335
>outside of Rodon, everyone under 4 ERA on this list is either traded or injured

>>77751335
>dat coop magic on clip

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This is all I have left to cling to as a Mets fan in 2017. He's gonna be 30-30 again in 2018, right?

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>>77751490
> Baseball hasn't had a 30-30 guy since 2012

Holy shit.

who's watching this llws

>>77750908

we just wanna drink for free

>>77750996
Kek

>>77751115
Sodomy = civilized ?

>>77751979
3D is uncivilized.

>>77751979
yes? i sodomize my wife regularly and life goes on

>>77751245
so what you're saying is that you have experience evaluating gay men with piss fetishes

I mean if you're into that it's cool, this is a judgement-free zone

>>77751994
Wife, not a man's hairy, stinky asshole

>>77752037
it is absolutely hairy and stinky. hate to be the one to break this to you, but once you get comfortable with a partner hygiene goes out the fuckin' window

>>77752021
no u

>>77752050
No I know, but it is still more pleasant than a mans ass is my point

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>>77752037
Women have body hair virgboi deal with it
Women are funny
Women can BALL

>>77752104
lol and just how pleasant is a man's ass, friend?

>>77752115
woooh....

no phillie/ marlins thread? its the only game on and I'm bored. i don't care about either team

>>77752050
Maybe if you marry trashy women

>>77752088
hey man I ain't gonna judge

piss and scat is more degenerate than snuff tho, you sick fuck

>>77752181
oooooh shiiit

>>77752181
kek and i bet you still think marriage is all happiness and cooperation too, don't ya kiddo

>>77752186
no u

>>77752205
ok

>>77752225
Haha fucking owned kid get good

>>77752193
Thats how mine is
Sorry if youre not happy with your marriage

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>>77752227
>get good
>not git gud

son...

>>77752251
Calm down and take the L

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>>77752233
>2017
>getting married less than two times

>>77752264
I might be taking the L but you're taking the piss

get it, piss? haha

Which is better places in the United States, for someone who hates all baseball And MLB?

The gang's all here

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>>77752277
>not having at least 4 mistresses at all times

>>77752313
el give it upo, amigo

>>77752313
Cleveland since no one actually cares about baseball there

>>77752338
>mistresses
>not wives

allah is displeased

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>>77751490
He'll be as good as Matt Harvey, Yoenis Cepedes and Steven Matz were coming off of their injuries.

>>77752369
I don't think they'll top the one for the Nats series

>>77752369
For such a shitty team, the Dads sure are salty.

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>>77752753
>>77752662
This isn't an official Padres release. None of them have been, they are fan made.

>Devers gets called up
>dingers everywhere
>Hoskins gets called up
>dingers everywhere
>Moncada gets called up
>....

>>77752783
For such a shitty team, Dads fans sure are salty.

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>>77752807
>Moncada gets called up
>nearly murders one of his teammates

>>77752887
That's one way to ensure a spot

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>freshly updated

elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear/elbow
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail/dead arm/biceps/lat tear
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
biceps tendonitis
hamstring
>tfw no old/fat

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>>77752807
I always take solace in the fact that a lot of Hoskins question marks regarding his swing and offense were similar to Goldy's. Though I'll say right now Goldy will likely end his career 10-20x as good as Hoskins

>>77752662
>hooper

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Who would take him? Who needs him?

Worried our best blue jay in years might be priced out of town unless Tulo/Martins money is dumped somewhere.

>>77752887
WASTED

>>77753176
Seems like an odd piece to retain since you'll be out of contention and he's not a lifelonger with the club.

>>77752887
really should have the rockstar wasted logo desu

that was a full speed knee to the face

>>77752783
That makes sense then. I had my doubts with the Cleveland one, given the Wahoo situation.

>>77750971
>Lifelong invisible Astros fans in this very general were talking shit about Norichika Aoki because he doesn't le crush le dingers
>Whatever happened to them?
Astros fan here.

Let me set some shit straight for you. Nori Aoki was by no means in our top 5 most valuable offensive players. But he was better at getting actual hits and men on base than Francisco Liriano is at getting a fucking strike.

Traded a decent player for a bust.

>>77753244
He'd at least be a good bridge to Guerrero Jr and Bo Bichette. But the way he's raking he might have too much leverage for Shatkins to lowball him in the offseason.

>>77753333
Dunno how far Vladdy's out but Donaldson should be getting old by now and looking for his big payday, do they need a 4, 5 year 80m bridge?
Honestly don't know what the plan is over there. Play .500 ball and get fat selling 40,000 tickets a game, or plan for the future?

>>77750950
Irish god of walks

>>77749733
How fat are you?

Ichiro decided that he felt like hitting a HR today I see.

>>77753596
>432 feet
no doubt about it now guys, he can hit them whenever he wants

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le dinger lad did it again

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Who can stop us [nospoilersonspee]from getting the #1 draft pick next year?[/nospoilersonspee]

>>77753728
The White Sox

>>77753728
The lillies and whos

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Yfw 3 home runs in an inning
Stanton hits opposite field
Ozuna hits the fastest
And Ichiro hits the furthest

>>77753728
The Whoville Who Sox are getting the #1 pick for the next 10 years in a row

That Ichiro bomb is beautiful

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>>77753766
>>77753770
>>77753792

>implying we didn't just acquire the man who can help us outtank the rest of baseball

>>77753792
You sound upset.

>>77753800
Unless fatman pitches every game and plays every position, no

>>77753836
You sound like Whos fan who can't face reality

>>77753883
This is some obsession

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>>77753858

>Doubting panda's ability to lose baseball games

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>>77753905
This is a fucking down arrow

>>77753937
Yep obsessed

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jints will somehow cuck themselves out of the tank baka. not enough liquor in the world

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>>77753945
Yup delusional

>>77753937
>m-muh down arrow

>>77753390
Shatkins probably have the hardest front office job in baseball right now, there are no good options right now

Someone needs to do something about these uppity Who fans tbqhwyf

>>77753967
>Non sequitur and "no u"
This is some obsession

>he's still @'ing me

Lol pls stop my man

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>>77753966

>Kruk will be dead soon
>Kuip senile and can't call homers correctly anymore

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>>77748947
>tfw Bellinger was part of the 1960 Dodgers, but decided to send him in a time machine to the 2010s

>>77753991
Well they're probably uppity because their team is 30 games under .500 and in last place. Did you know that?

>>77753596
>>77753614
I've never held that stuff against him. It's simply true that when you aren't swinging for power you can be more accurate with the bat.

>having conversations with yourself
is this what /mlb/ has come to

>>77754110
and they traded their ace for a bust
and their logo is A BIG RED DOWN ARROW

>>77754151
Not to mention they have the worst pitching in the league
Also they were last place last year as well
Have now 5 consecutive losing seasons
Still bottom 5 in attendance
And never even been to the playoffs since last decade

>>77754194
Don't mean to break up your samefagging but
>Also they were last place last year as well
twins

I might just make a bet that the white sox finish with a better record than the blue jays next year

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>>77750922

>>77754194
>>77754151
>>77754110

>whos haters can't even get their facts right

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>>77754221
>>77754236
AND THEY GOT KEKED TWICE BY THEY'RE CROSSCITY RIVAL

>>77752871
the pods are not even pretending to be a pro baseball team with all their rule 5s.

They know they are the only game in town and can shit all over the field

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Why aren't you showing the proper respect to the most important people on the field, /mlb/?

>lifelong fan samefagging
oh that explains it

>>77751084
(((Ambassador for Inclusion)))

Is bean inclusive for fags or nerds?

Can someone explain to me why cusbfags are this insecure over a last place team that isn't even in their division?

>>77754284
Why can't they just lighten up and take the bantz? It's sad really. Joe West looks like he just wants to have a beer and enjoy the game most of the time and Angel legit seems like a decent guy talking and joking between innings with most players but then the game starts and they become douchebags

>>77754328
What Beltre did wasn't bants. It was pure disrespect and the final straw.

>>77754349
>>77754349
>>77754349
red sox vs indians

>>77754345
ok Joe

>>77754467
>>77754467
>>77754467
Cubs vs Reds

>>77754486
>>77754486
>>77754486
Jays @ Rays

thanks for Aoki, Houston. Hope Liriano finds his stuff somehow.

Imagine being an assbrain with such an unbearably painful anal migraine that you desperately and unironically reply to >>77750922 with >>77754235.

But at least now we know that Bumgarner doesn't wear a gym hat when he's bending Kershaw's 12yo beard over the dugout bench.

He'll reply to this btw.

>>77754703
You're the only one who replied to him though

Imagine furiously writing essays about an image

>>77754762
>essays
Don't say that shit... I have a 200 word essay due tomorrow

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>>77754235
wow kershaw wow

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>>77754656
>>77754656

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imagine doyers and jintsfags shitting up an mlb general all by themselves

oh wait thats every general

kershit

>>77754235
Way to go kersh, she's gonna be a big leaguer

bumshit

>>77754815
He has a son and a daughter

danny duffy

>>77754833
wow, what a straight man

the duda abides

>>77749633
>British baseball fan
Are you an American on vacation?

I want pics of every players' wives pregnant, I guess I just say everyone looks like a faggot and anon will deliver

>>77754896
Some players have boyfriends

>>77749135
bellinger

inb4 DG

>>77754896
No, he'll only post the Dodger ones.

Someone please write fanfiction about me

>>77754976
Once upon a time, a faggot appeared and I gave him a (you) out of pity.

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Is he the most likable player in baseball?

>>77754890
Could'nt you just put The Duda bides?

>>77755063
Two stars

>>77755081
Then we might not have understood his clever and cutting edge referential humor

>>77755063
Can you make it more erotic?

>>77755063
>faggot
Trying to get anon to post a pic of his pregnant right hand, excellent.

royals rockies
>>77755187
>>77755187
>>77755187

>>77755200
>pregnant right hand
haha how would that work lol ?

>>77755246
Use your imagination bb. ;^)

Wow, right? ;^)

What happen to all the Rockies fans ?????????

Who /wooooooo/ here?

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Ahh, the classic 4PM 8PM doubleheader

>>77754235
Is that technically another entry?

>Pillar tossed by Fairchild for a couple words with his back to him

its only getting worse

>people want robot umps
>not realizing that 30 teams have their own pitchtracker with their broadcasters
>they fuck up and crash all the time, sometimes unavailable half the game or not used at all
>expecting fans to sit and wait for the computers to restart between at-bats

It won't work unless all 30 teams and their owners/broadcasters agree on a single pitch tracker that can be adjusted for batters dimensions including pinch hitters and substitutions that is reliable and consistent(which none are yet). Might even need to be in the CBA and approved by the players as well.

The technology(and the money) still isnt there yet

>>77754804
I knew Dodger fans were downlow homosexuals but I didn't know they used their threads to let it show

Twins vs White Sox
>>77755644
>>77755644

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>>77755073
>why are they fighting?
>they're all bigger than me
>I'd rather be at home watching tv
>I'm gonna get plunked tomorrow, I just know it
>everyone hates me because I ruined baseball
>my feet hurt
>do you think they'll notice I'm not helping?
>I wonder if I can nail madbum's fat wife
>I wish I was a dodger

>>77755838
See, I told you it would be better with the cropped pic.

>>77755838
>everyone hates me because I ruined baseball
Nani?

the only solution is banning all pitch trackers really. I'm not a yaks fan but they are spot on with not showing one in their games

>>77755955
BAJP has a grudge against Posey for causing catcher collision rule. It was dumb anyways, there was never a big moment when the collisions mattered at all.

>dodgers pitching

>>77755982
>causing
It was the Tigers owner and Tommy Lasorda who caused the rule.

>>77755900
Yeah. It does. Thanks.

>>77755982
Ahem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-Y8T5G_A88

>>77755968
I don't mind it on replays, but the permanent one that ESPN uses is just annoying and retarded.

>>77755073
DG unironically convinced me that he's not the HOF he's portrayed to be and is also a HUGE postseason choker who hides behind the success of Bumgarner

mariners vs braves

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>This actually exists: http://web.mlbcommunity.org/downloads/MLB_Autism_Guide_2014.pdf
I'm dying rn

>>77756980

forgot to link

>>77756925
>>77756925
>>77756925

>>77756984
Is there an updated version for the 2017 season? I've been wanting to take my wife's son to Fenway, but his autism is holding us back

>cubes

>>77757240
>Don't yell racist things at opposing players. You may feel compelled to, being that your from Boston, but that kind of behavior will not be tolerated.

lets see if my jays can get 20 games under .500 by october, bring on those draft picks

Remember when the lifelong Astros fan tried to compare Marwin Gonzalez to Mickey Mantle?

>>77757669
I remember. Remember his autism fit afterwards when everyone called him retarded?

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THE STREAK IS OVER!!!!

>>77757829
>1 hit
Yeah, a 1-4 performance is so much better than striking out, you fucking idiot yak fan. Holy shit you fags are annoying.

>>77757829
>asking to get subbed out to end your embarrassing streak
That's even more embarrassing. Judge is pathetic.

>>77749018
Yee, he would've gone down as a top 10 or top 5 player all time even without roids. Kind of a shame he'll forever be known as le steroid man and for being an asshole

>>77757724
Yeah. That was fun.

>>77754808
Fuck you leaf

MIL Brewers vs SF Giants (#2 of 3)

10:15 PM ET | 9:15 PM CT | 7:15 PM PT

>>77758265
>>77758265
>>77758265

>>77757829
>Judge asked to be subbed out
W E W

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>89-35

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bros....

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you can't stop the Dodgers!

>blake wood is fixed they said
>he's good now they said

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Bros...

jansen comes in and strikes out 3 people real quick

gotta be serious despair coming against him if you're not a serious offense

>>77759081
>>77759116
>>77759140
>>77759189
>>77759204
>>77759204
>>77759209
It's just going to be that much funnier when they're eliminated before reaching the series.

>>77759251
>replies to >>77759204
yes, the resd will definitely be eliminated before reaching the eries

losedians getting destroyed and also can't stop getting injured

Astros getting exposed at home.

>>77755726
There is a real-world hinderance to robo-umps for balls/strikes, and that pretty much sums it up.

I wouldn't even talk about pitch/strike calling roboumps until we have a unified (enough) standard for the informal pitchtrackers we got now.

ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION

CAN WE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THE GREATEST HITTER OF OUR ERA ALBERT PUJOLS????????

NO ONE TALKS ABOUT MY BOY PUJOLS EVER

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>>77756984

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>>77754235
What the fuck is that around her neck?

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no windians

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royalsians

even after they win this game, I hope Cubes fans realize their pitching staff is trash

>>77759826
FUCK THE CUBS. EVERYONE ON THEIR TEAM JUICES. LAST YEARS'S WS WIN WAS A FLUKE. CUBS WILL NEVER WIN ANOTHER WS EVER AGAIN. CHICAGO SHOULD DESOLVE THE CUBS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRASH AND THEY STINK FROM 1000 MILES AWAY

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>>77756984

>That's Ok!
my sides are in orbit

>>77757394
I can't do this anymore?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6OmDutPJAM

>>77759585
he sold out and his career immediately took a turn for the retarded
still disappointed 6 years later

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>mfw sean doolittle and brandon kintzler

>>77759891
Is that an actual midget he's checking