/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Eternal Gimi Edition

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First for being a bit smug

OFFICIAL LIST OF SHIT DRIVERS CURRENTLY IN FORMULA ONE

>Massa
>Stroll
>Wehrlein
>Ericsson
>Palmer
>Hulkenberg
>Perez
>Vandoorne (maybe potential to grow but right now he is shit tier)
>Kvyat
>Grosjean
>GIMI :DD but he gets a pass because hes frickin epic

Honorable mention to Vettel but at least he tries hard

Who did I miss?

>"strongest grid ever"

>>77748637

The sen of Magnu

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Reminder that Kimi will win Spa in less than 118 bongs
>inb4 no bongs for the next four years

If Kimi doesn't win I'll be pretty sad

someone from /f1/ needs to get >>77777777 for GIMI

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>Kimi Raikkonen: Ferrari driver agrees new contract until end of 2018 season
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/41012314

yfw

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>>77749063
The level of seething in the comments is something to behold though

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>>77749016
Why not for mana?

>>77749130
1) Mana isn't /f1/
2) 7s are for Gimi
3) Spa is this weekend and /sp/ will probably get to >>77777777 by then

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>>77749130
I'll do it if you do it.

>>77749130

Kimi deserves it more

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fucking icegramps wasting a perfectly good seat
well done Ferrari, well done

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>F1 time this week

feeling good lads, been getting racing withdrawal

>no VET+LEC in Ferrari 2018
j-just retire Kimi

>>77748637
Hating personalities is not a fair representation of how well they can drive in circles.

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>>77749382
>in circles

>>77749379
just look forward to RAILEC in 2019

>>77749399
Clockwise, mostly.
You happy now?

Kimi news makes silly season less exciting
>Williams
Stroll
Ericsson
>Just fuck my shit up

>Sauber
Gio
Leclerc
>The fight for the Ferrari seat

>Renault
Hülk
Kubica
>Kubica gets 3 podiums, Hülk 0

The rest stay the same

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>>77749528
>ERI in any other team than Sauber

>>77749528
>Williams
>Stroll
>Gutierrez
>Just fuck my shit up

ftfy

>>77748637
>Who did I miss?
Hamlelton

2018 Driver lineup Prediction

>Mercedes
Hamilton
Bottas

>Ferrari
Vettel
Kimi

>Red Bull
Ricky
Amx

>Force India
Perez
Ocon

>Williams
Massa
Stroll

>Toro Rosso
Gasly
Kvyat

>Renault
Hulk
Sainz

>Haas
Grosjean
Magnussen

>McLaren
Alonso
Vandoorne

>Sauber
Ericsson
Giovanazzi

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>>77749609
>GIO over LEC

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>>77749118

>>77749543
>ERI in any team

FTFY

>>77749609
>Renault
>Hulk
>Sainz

Sainz won't break his contract, stated both by Red Bull and Sainz himself

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>>77749644
Why wouldn't the owner of Sauber drive in a Sauber car?

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>>77749653

Because cars needs engines to move. Unless the Son of Eric just enjoys sitting in the car.

>>77749543
He almost got Hülks seat at FI. Had MRT not gone bust he would probably be in pink this year.

>>77749653
This. Unless he gets another seat he will stay in Sauber.

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Liberty Media raising autism awareness
https://youtu.be/2PsoVhAT5X8

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>>77749916
>uuhh uh buugh
>t. gimi

Thinking Kimi will win desu

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>>77749916
hey gibe me da steering wheel :DDD

>>77749382

Nothing to do with personalities, no idea why you would interpret it that way. Purely based on their performances as racing drivers.

If it was based on personalities, Vettel, Verstappen and Hamilton would be on the top of that list.

>>77749528

Ericsson simply isn't going to Williams lmao.

My guess is Princess Pascal BTFO to Formula E prep or some shit, Ericsson stays at Sauber. Giovinazzi to Sauber for 1 year, Leclerc to do what Giovinazzi is doing this year (Ferrari Test Driver, which isn't a total made up role either and involves a lot of sim work etc. For instance after Hungary FP1-2 Gio flew straight to Maranello and spent the entire night with engineers figuring out a setup that works for Ferrari, which ended up working well and I'm sure Ferrari appreciates this from Giovinazzi).

Gasly to Toro Rosso, Kvyat fucks off, Sainz stays. Pretty much a done deal at this point.

Ferrari Merc Red Bull all stay the same. Force India likely to stay the same as well.

The only real vaguely interesting seats going is Palmer's and Massa's and it's not an absurd thought for Williams to retain Massa instead of gambling on someone new (who is available anyway? Has to be 25+ because of Martini sponsorship).

Silly season is pretty much kill unless Vettel does a madman move for Merc or some shit which he obviously won't.

>>77750293
>Leclerc to do what Giovinazzi is doing this year

That might be riskyish, I read Leclerc as an option to fuck off from FDA if he doesn't get an F1 seat in 2 years I guess, I'd just put him in Sauber alongside with GIO

>who is available anyway?

Unironically
>Perez
>Di Resta

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>>77750293
>(who is available anyway? Has to be 25+ because of Martini sponsorship).
>Ericsson simply isn't going to Williams

>>77750293
Nasr turned 25 yesterday and Williams congratulated them on their Twitter feed

>>77750566

I will be very surprised if this happens. What would the point of Longbow owning Sauber be if their backed driver doesn't even drive for them? I guess it's all about money but Williams already have a paydriver, and it would be wise for them to have at least one driver who can actually extract something close to the maximum from the car. Even if you rate Ericsson honestly, it's not like he is really anywhere close to a great caliber, or even high caliber driver. Even the "bad" drivers in F1 nowadays are good all things considered, but there are also drivers on the grid who would be 2-4 tenths a lap faster just on skill alone.

>>77750594

Now this would be a great turnout although almost certainly not gonna happen because Nasr no longer has money. I always thought he was much better than he was given credit for, and his (for many different reasons) difficult 2016 kind of left him in a pretty poor light.

>>77750780
>I will be very surprised if this happens. What would the point of Longbow owning Sauber be if their backed driver doesn't even drive for them?
ERI almost went to FI last season, pretty much right after his backers bought Sauber. It's why I'm so sure that Longbow didn't buy Sauber just for Marcus' sake. They did it to make money, like you said.

>Williams already have a paydriver, and it would be wise for them to have at least one driver who can actually extract something close to the maximum from the car. Even if you rate Ericsson honestly,
I think Ericsson is pretty shit, the epitome of "slow and steady". But money talks, and Williams doesn't seem to care that much about their driver quality. Pretty sure Ericsson is exactly the driver that $troll would want in the other car, a slow team player.

>>77750594
Would like to see it, but Nasr was slower than Ericsson in the dry, is a diva, and has no money. In the wet though he was pretty good, and he is a way more exciting driver.

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Rubens Barrichello apparently went to the US and participated in one of the most recent protests.

>>77751165
>unironically thinking he belongs to Nazis
>hue
Checks out

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>>77751165
wtf is the ballsucker doing there?

>>77748637

>Massa

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>>77751340
If he wasn't a manlet he'd be more aryan than your turkish ass.

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>>77751482
>Barrichello
>Aryan

>>77751520
WTF I HATE BARRICHELLO NOW

>>77751520
And straight off to the camps.

>>77751165
That New Japan fag in the BC Shirt

>>77749916
Where's VITTU? :D

At a rate of more than 650 posts per hour on /sp/ we should be in view of the >>77777777 in less than 40 hours, one day before FP1.
Gentlemen, I believe a collective posting effort on our part as we sail close to the octo 7 might allow for the correct calling of the repeating digits in the name of Kimi almighty, P1 at Spa be upon Him.
I shall see you then lads

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Our guy has a new helmet. I'm excited to see it.

>>77752030
webber will score >>77777778 because of clutch issues and poor getaway

>>77752001

/f1/ apologizes for the BAD language

>>77751520
>christians can't use the star of david

>>77750566
they would take DiResta before Erics son

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>>77752122
It's not like you can't, but you probably shouldn't if you want to be part of the Herrenrasse, you fuckwit.

>>77752122
>Shield of David
>not identifying the Seal of Solomon
In the current era the hexagram is more associated with the Jewish than Christians so it is a pretty safe bet his use of the symbol is in the Jewish vein.

>>77752299
http://www.f1network.net/main/s169/st149167.htm
>The star first started with someone telling me that I should have something on the top. That happened in 1995, someone came to me and said ‘someone in the sky is looking at you’ and for me, I felt something good about it, and I put a star there, which you could call anything, but it’s just a star. It was a five pointed star. After that, I made some changes because my energy comes from a six pointed star, not a five pointed star, and people aren’t just associating that to the Jewish community. It is the Star of David but if you study everything worldwide it doesn’t link straight to the Jewish community. I’m Catholic but it doesn’t mean anything, it’s just the fact that I’m a spiritualist and I believe in any points of goodwill. I basically had one thing for the start of my career in ’93, ’94, ’95 and now it’s just the energy from the six pointed star.

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>>77752122
>>77752299
>>77752348
Maybe he's a crip

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>>77752348
I stand corrected on what he uses it for.
But it's the Seal of Solomon, the Star of David doesn't intertwine the Seal of Solomon does. Pic related has the Star if David on the left and Seal of Solomon on the right.

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Is there any chance that Halo won't be implemented in 2018/ever?

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>Will probably miss the octo 7 get before it gets deleted
>On bright side dad wants to watch Spa & Monza

>>77752785
its a trap

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>>77748542

Summer Stream: Monaco 2015

>Lewis On Pole and Leads Away
>Then Amx Hits Grosjean
>The Fallout Is "Absolutely Epic"
>Damon & Herbert Bitch About Engineers Being Stupider Than Them

Is there any automobile competition, which is 100% ecological and totally environment friendly?

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>>77752923
>Dad turns up with beers
>See this sat in driveway

>>77752939
w/ Post Race as it's full of memes

>Ted Acts Like A Total Fool
>More Anti Intellectual Rhetoric
>Lauda Throws People Under The Bus
>Sky Seething

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>>77752957
Why yes Thailand I'm glad you asked. Formula E is just the thing for you

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>>77752957
Red Bull Soapbox Race

>no Bahamabro trying to get octs for ricci

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>>77753218

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>Ferrari will sign Kimi for another year in 2018

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Screw it, based ric doesn't need octs. He'll be the 2018 wdc anyway. Mark my words, /f1/

Reminder that every single Ricciardo dick diver is a redditor, no exceptions.

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>>77753685
>With Bahamas poster gone a German has taken on the role

>>77753779
How do I drive Tricky Riccy's sounds tasty

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>>77752939

Happening About To Happen

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Reminder that hues are the worst posters of /f1/ and are not welcome.

>you are not welcome in my Pakistani internet racing forum

HAHAHAHA do you have any idea how pathetic you sound?

lmao I'm actually living in his mind rent free

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Post rare Kimis to repost them for the epic get

>posts shitty bait after a post completely unrelated to his shithole flag
>calls people obsessed for doing the same
>is obsessed with anyone liking a driver he doesn't like
>somehow still doesn't see how retarded he is

I pity you for your ignorance of being ignorant man, have a (you).
>>77754320

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>>77750293
>Gasly to Toro Rosso, Kvyat fucks off, Sainz stays. Pretty much a done deal at this point.
Except both have their contracts running. If anything it's the other way around.
http://www.espn.com/f1/story/_/id/20087931/red-bull-consider-offers-break-carlos-sainz-contract

>Posting from your ISP, IP range, or country has been blocked due to abuse.
What the fuck? Even when I was shitposting my hardest I didn't get a rangeban. Wew lad

>peoples waifu is that turkfag florsch
LOL

>>77754708

>every thread
>same racist American
>hurr hurr FUCKING TURK

Sort out your personal issues, m8.
Sad.

>>77754871
>reddit spacing

>>77754929

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paragraph
Idiot.

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>>77748542

Summer Stream: 2016 Sepang

>AMX v Nico v Vettel
>Nico v Gimi
>OH NOO NOOOOOOO

>>77754702
Did a router reset, test post.
Maybe I did get a rangeban 2 years ago and stumbled upon that ban. I don't remember but it's a possibility.

First try, IP belongs to my city. Failed.
Second try, IP belongs to a small town 40km from here. Failed
Third try, tethering my phone, for some reason IP belongs to Istanbul, 550km from here. Also different ISP. Worked above, will probably work.

Why the fuck am I rangebanned?

>>77754708
I don't think we have determined who the people's waifu is

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>>77755031
Good race

>>77755052

>implying the morality police didn't demand Turkish IPs be range banned because 4chan is haram

>>77755053

Is that you wagbro?

>>77755126
Yeah, why?

Sophia is the queen not the people's.

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>>77755146

No just something else.
Do you know about... this?

>>77755163
I think I did. Can't check the collection at the moment due to the total lack of a computer.

Imagining that I for some reason didn't know of this, which I obviously do, could you give a reminder where you found this?

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>>77755217

Nah, it's from last week.
Maybe you don't follow her (it's not Emilia btw).
She's a lot less shy than I imagined...

>>77755217
>>77755163
Actually hang on. Wasn't this their honeymoon?

>>77755290
>>77755287
Oh shit

>>77755052
Different IP now. Belongs to a major town 200km. If my region got rangebanned it must be a shitposter over there.
Or maybe it's the ISP

>>77755305

Check your Twitter.

>>77755323
Resend, privacy settings were on.

How in the fuck did I miss that?

Wasn't following. It's private.

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>>77755482
>How in the fuck did I miss that?

You're slipping.


>>77755482
>Wasn't following. It's private.

She approved me in <1 day

>>77755546
Have you tried the Twitter?

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H Y P E
Y
P
E

>tfw there will finally be F1 news to talk about soon
>tfw it's been a long month

I just watched "rush" so now I love f1

When is the next grand prix, how do I watch it, what should I look for?

>>77755579

Yeah, she went public again for a little while and I snuck in.
Back to private now though.

>>77755620
>Runs two Twitter accounts
>Both are private

She wants to keep things hidden

>>77755594
belgian grand prix

race itself is sunday. Qualifying and third practice are on saturday. First two practices are Friday morning

>>77755670

how do I into f1?

literally all I know about it is from rush, and it looks pretty entertaining. I didnt know they raced through actual cities, and shit.

>>77755594
> When is the next grand prix
whenisf1on.com
> how do I watch it
Acestream.
> what should I look for
Mandrama on wheels.

>>77755620
>>77755669

Oh, you meant the second twitter. Forgot about that one.
>both public and personal accounts are both private.

Nah, haven't got in to the personal one, and with only 52 followers approved I don't like my chances.

I think it's about time to get wagshit banned to 8ch again

>>77755817
I moved to 8ch because the people I valued as friends moved due to stupid bans. Jellybean discussion is not a banable offence. I never received a ban for wagposting unless it severely broke the rules.

I respect those bans when they are handed out because I broke the rules.

>>77754251

>mfw he still claimed the poll was inaccurate, and refused to accept the result unless it had over 100 votes

It's kinda sad really.
Everyone dislikes him, but he refuses to accept it and grasps at any straw he can.
>"t-they couldn't p-possibly dislike me. t-the poll must be inaccurate"

literally rent free

>>77757738
Pot meet kettle

>>77754871
I can't be racist.

GIMI WILL WIN SPA
If digits HAM will get Kvyat'd

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You gents are going to catch Indycar next year right?

It's going to be another excellent season.

>>77760648
Only if Alonso goes there again.

>>77760754
I'd watch Indy just for Alonso too

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>>77760754
Only if Honda does fantastically shit again.

>>77760790
That is pretty much confirmed.

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>>77760814
So then you'll watch it with us?
Because it's rather unlikely that any crazy moves will be happening in F1's silly season and none of the major teams outside of McLaren want or need Fernando.

>>77760648
Just stop forcing this shit here my guy.

Indycar has been shit for years. You know it, everyone knows it. Nobody is going to watch this garbage.

>>77760977
I don't that's the case, rather it's better than it has been in years.

>>77761213
Just ignore the hues they have no clue, reeeee and throw their shit around often.
Also I will continue catch an indy race in occasion and watch the indy 500 as I have for like 5 years in a row.

>>77761245
You're my dude, New Zealand.
Your country also is one of the greatest drivers to live.

>>77761275
>Your country also is one of the greatest drivers to live.

>your country is a driver
I guess by American standards something the size of New Zealand could pass as a person.

>>77761316
Getting late here on the upright side of the world and that usually results in me omitting entire, critical words from posts.

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>>77761316
Well the kiwi nickname came from an Aussie product.
He is as "Aussie" in your parliament that caused a big fuss recently. And he claimed NZ more than NZ claimed him really.

>>77761421
Huh, i never knew the Kiwi term is from the shoe polish. I use it all the time for my shoes.

>>77761499
>a Polish man doesn't know his polish's origins

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>>77749130
>>77749130
>>77749153

>>77761644

E D G Y
D
G
Y

>>77756071
>It's kinda sad really.
>Everyone dislikes him, but he refuses to accept it and grasps at any straw he can.
Yeah, it really is sad. He can't even make up his mind about it. I remember him also posting he wouldn't care what we'd think of him. That guy has some issues for sure. Seeing how he claimed this general shouldn't even exist outside of race weekends but is still around most of the time I think he doesn't have any friends IRL. Sad.

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>>77761835

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>>77761644
Gee lad why do I get two (you)s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S5G1Hmh_Lw
When will Bossberg dethrone PewDiePie?

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>>77762309
because you're special la

>>77748637
Ricciardo is pretty shitty
constantly slower than some teenager who is only in F1 because of his father

>2 days till F1 2017 is out
Nice

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Less than 2 /full days/ to go

H Y P E
Y
P
E

just two more days until FPs lads

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>>77762683

>>77750217
Verstappen is likable imo, he's a cheeky bastard

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You're in the club with your gf and pic related appears on your gf's Apple iPhone 7S with Retina Display.
What do you do?

>>77762790

Dump her for using Apple products.

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>>77762816
take it away since I'm paying for it and make her give me a gobbie in the toilets

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>>77749063
mfw gimi until 2018

This is my honest opinion, not a joke.

Kimi Räikkönen is the most overrated driver I have ever come across. His fanboys are pathetic, and their only arguments to justify Kimi staying is "salty haters" and "I want to see him drive forever."

Räikkönen hasn't done anything since 2008. 2012 is the only exception to that. Apart from that, he was beaten by Grosjean in the second half of 2013, destroyed by Alonso and destroyed by Vettel. Even Felipe Massa beat him in 2008.

WHY IS HE SO FUCKING POPULAR AND WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT HIM TO BE THERE. FOR FUCK SAKE.
His radio messages and "personality" are not remotely funny either. I'm sick and tired of it in fact.

I can't wait for the day Räikkönen retires.

Once again, this is my honest opinion and not a joke. The reason why I am posting it here and not on the F1 subreddit is because I would receive a ton of hate from the deluded Räikkönen fanboys.

>>77762960
bwoah

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>>77762960

>>77762960
perkele vittu

>>77762960

t. I only like good drivers

Normie tier plebbery desu.
I bet your favorite driver is whoever is dominating at the time.

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>>77763013
gib land back

>>77755546
Jesus Christ thank you Australia

>Dat fucking everything

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what is she dreaming about

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>>77762960
because he's fun

like >>77763044 said the best drivers aren't always the most popular, Schumacher doesnt get talked about as much because he was a colossal wanker

>>77763084
fat cocks

>>77763081

Get approved I assume?
It really was an unexpected goldmine.

>>77762960
can confirm

>>77763096
Yup. She knows how to let her hair down during the break.

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>>77763084
Lasagna

>somebody I looked up to a bit killed and dismembered a woman and try to hide her in his submarine

For fuck sake Peter

Popping out soon. You lads best not blow the octo 7 if it happens early

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>>77763135
Bind tier villainy

>>77763084
Seems shes gotten fatter

>>77763150
fat people usually wear jumpers even when it is hot and hold stuff in front of them like cushions to try and hide their fatness from everyone else

>>77763150
max wants more lovehandles

>>77763145
He built rockets as well. I really hope it doesn't affect Copenhagen Suborbital. He had already left the project but he was one of the founders and the idea of a bunch of Danish lads building a manned Suborbital rocket in their backyard is great.

>>77762960

Kimi is good because he's doing what everyone wants to do. Being an autistic tard that constantly underperforms but still get a top drive

>>77763168
>>77763145
>>77763136
>>77763135
wtf

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>>77749063
GIMI world champion 2018

>>77763173
Check the news M8.

Basically a Danish inventor cashed Peter Madsen who built his own submarine and rockets took a female journalist on a trip in his submarine. They disappeared before surfacing add the submarine suffering an "accident" and sank. Peter being the only person to get out. He initially said he dropped her off by the docks but then changed his story to say that she suffered an "accident" and is now lost at sea. They have discovered her torso which has been weighed down to stop it floating.

Guessing he tried to impress her with the submarine and when she wouldn't suck his dick he lost it and killed her.

>>77763223

What kind of stuck up bitch isn't impressed by a submarine?

>>77763223
wtf does anything of that inane drivel have to do with /f1/?

>>77762960
rude desu

>>77763234
Kmag is from Denmark. Close enough.

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>>77763234
>Danish drivers failing
>Danish drivers sexual advances being rejected

>>77755163
>>77755287
>>77755546
who?

>>77763223
>even the best and brightest Danes are scum
Not even a little surprised

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>>77763273

Good post.

>>77763260
floating HULK torso when?

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>>77763223
if you ever get in a (homemade) submarine you must be colossaly dumb

>http://www.mclaren.com/formula1/team/stoffel-vandoorne/sv-team-2018-announcement-3165489/
Waffle staying for another year

>>77763537

Matsushita BTFO

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>>77763537
>i dont rate vandoorne

STOFFEL WDC 2018

KIMI WDC 2027

http://www.gpupdate.net/en/f1-news/357230/guy-martin-joins-williams-crew-for-belgium/
>Motorcycle racer and TV personality Guy Martin will join Williams as a mechanic for this weekend's Belgian Grand Prix at Spa-Francorchamps.
>Martin's Belgian Grand Prix experience will be filmed as part of a special feature for UK broadcaster Channel 4.
Honda tried to kill him so he joins Williams for a weekend. Interesting tactics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxZDBKoL-qw
new comfy Rawsburgh video

>>77763537
Based Stoffel

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>>77764085
Rosgod is a vlogger now?

>captcha was Hammer, rekt

>>77764175
Yup.

>tfw RosGOD it's better at being Hamilton than Hamilton is

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Qualy in 2 full days!

>>77764236
You'll qualify last again, Marcus.

>>77764236
>when an eight year old could be surrounded by tobacco advertising and people who are clearly on drugs, and no one gave a fuck
Better times.

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https://youtu.be/Rzaj9vP7quA?t=2m8s
>Zeki
wew camera guy is a Turk

As bayrakları :DDD

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>>77748600
*blocks your path*

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Can't Gimi just retire?
Compromising the whole team for t-shirt and caps sales. This is getting ridiculous.

>>77751799
LIJ is patrician choice

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>mfw people unironically believed that Ricciardo would go to Ferrari in 2018
>mfw people unironically claimed that Ferrari would buy out Ricciardo's Red Bull contract

Serious question and on topic post:

Is Gimi going to just faf about in fourth place the rest of the season now that he doesn't need to secure his drive for next year?

http://www.formulapassion.it/2017/08/hembery-la-f1-regionalizzare-calendario/amp/

>Paul Hembery of Pirelli
>F1 should regionalize the calendar
>Putting all the races in one continent around the same period of time
>To help the teams with the logistics
>There should also be seasons in season with maybe 8 races in a Row and a month off
>After that moving to another block of races

Opinions, to be too many races in a row is not that good, regionalization is

>>77764612

Ironically enough, last year after he got confirmed for the seat he did some good driving, even better than the ones before

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Evening /f1/

Been banned for the past fortnight but been monitoring threads occasionally and waglad, that last Floersch story was, uh, something else.

Also @ncg_nr6, who is this? >>77755163
>>77755287
>>77755546

>>77764612
nah, he knows Ferrari are into this fight up to their eyeballs. They'll pay him out if he doesn't give ULTRA speed but not beat the vet.

>>77764620

I can honestly see Liberty loving the regional gimmick, so they can crown someone the "Champion of Asia" "Champion of North America" "Champion of Europe" etc

>>77764646
>who is this

>act like a complete cunt
>expect him to be nice to you
KYS moron.

>>77764630
>>77764646
But surely he knows now if he's winning a race he'll have to give it up for Seb? Is there any point driving your little frozen balls off knowing your team will only let you get second place?

>>77764620
IIRC this is more complicated than it seems. There are seasonal/weather related reasons why the calender is the way it is, and also othre sporting events they don't want to clash with. And probably most importantly, ticket sales would drop if two Grands Prix are held in the same vicinity around the same time.

>>77764665
>act like a complete cunt
when did I do this?

>>77764651
>so they can crown someone the "Champion of Asia" "Champion of North America" "Champion of Europe" etc

That's unironically good, what about allowing teams to enter only parts of the championship? Like Prema doing only European races or Jagonya Ayam the asian one

>>77764688

You know very well what you did, you fucking dog.

>>77764690
>That's unironically good
No; it isn't. This is fact, and not opinion.

>>77764717
>This is fact, and not opinion.

Like the one you are a fat fuck that will die of heart attack before the next GP?

>>77764750
Jesus calm down you spaghetti molester. It was clearly an opinion. But it's still a shit idea.

And no, that's not me.

>>77764700
It's not exactly a secret but yeah if he knew who I was he could have just asked there.

>>77762960
garbage post.

>>77764810

He think it makes him look clever.
In reality it just makes him look like a subhuman piece of shit.

>>77764764
>And no, that's not me.

Sure thing, Nikolaos

>>77764856

Since when has Nick ever posted about F1?

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>>77764917
Unironically good post. But >>77764872 is correct.

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>>77764557
>love ferrari when I was young
>finally get back into F1, an Australian driver with a lot of talent and a likable off-track persona

Yeah, I believed. Not because of how believable the rumour was, but because I knew how much younger me would love an Australian Ferrari driver to cheer for.

>>77764936
The only way RIC will ever end up at ferrari will be if VET leaves

>>77764936
I meant to say
>finally get back into F1, discover an Australian driver with a lot of talent and a likable off-track persona

>>77764958
Fuck I hope VET pulls a Schumi and runs off to Mercedes after lewlew ties the noose when he realises 2 years in a row he's been bullied by Germans

>>77763537

So silly season is already over? How disappointing.

Only things that can still get interesting:

>Who will take Palmer's seat at Renault? Will Kubica the absolute mad man do it?

>Will Sauber really become Ferrari Junior and get Leclerc and Giovinazzi in the car? What will happen to Princess Pascal?

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>>77765029
>Will Kubica the absolute mad man do it?

No.

>>77765029
Don't forget Massa's seat at Williams. Although I can see them keeping him.

>>77765029
>who will take Palmer's seat?
I hope it's Sirotkin, so /F1/ can place bets on which one mysteriously disappears after Abu Dhabi 2018
>what will happen to Princess Pascal
DTM or Formula E. Where careers go to die.

>>77765049
Forumla E surely. Merc are out of DTM and will want to employ him somewhere, plus they'd have an ex-F1 driver in their team.

>>77765070
>Forumla
Fuck, I'm a spastic cunt. I've been watching F1 for years and I make this typo every fucking time. Maybe I should just end myself.

>>77765070
Yeah, but remember that Wehrlein is a DTM champion. In terms of success, he knows he can do it all again. And if I'm Wehrlein, I'm still tilted that Merc put Ocon into foreskindia and I'm stuck in Sauber, about to be kicked off even though I constantly outclass my teammate every weekend

>>77765091
>I'm still tilted that Merc put Ocon into foreskindia and I'm stuck in Sauber

That's what you get by being a cunt

>>77765091
>Wehrlein is a DTM champion
memest of meme championships

>>77765100
Reminder that lewlew is a cunt and still gets his Merc seat
>>77765102
Like I said; DTM, where careers go to die.

>>77765118

Because he's actually fast

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>Jenson is Princess peach

Figures

>>77765129
We all have our fetishes.

>>77765125
Wasn't Wehrlein faster than Ocon though? I swear Wehrlein beat Ocon in almost every race

>>77765118
>Reminder that lewlew is a cunt and still gets his Merc seat

In case you're unaware:
>Ocon and Wehrlein tested with Force India
>apparently Wehrlein was a complete cunt and talked down to the Force India guys
>was telling them "Mercedes does it this way and you're wrong"
>Force India went with Ocon because they didn't want to work with Wehrlein

Not exactly the way to behave when you're effectively on trial with a potential new employer.

>>77765152

Not enough to rule out the cunt factor

>>77765160
Ah okay, I haven't heard about that. Completely understandable.

>>77765037
At this point he's just an average bloke in the worlds fastest car and yet he's still doing competitive times, better than both Renault drivers although we don't know if they were trying or not. Cut him some slack.

>>77765037
>>77765232
Kubica is about just as good as both Renault drivers despite missing half an arm and lacking the training they're going through in his first time in the 2017 car. I know I'm going full KIDF but that's pretty impressive desu.

https://www.formula1.com/en/results.html/2017/races/969/hungary/qualifying.html
http://www.gpupdate.net/en/testresults/1819/formula-1-test-at-hungaroring-2-august-2017/
http://www.gpupdate.net/en/testresults/1818/formula-1-test-at-hungaroring-1-august-2017/

I wonder if these young driver programs are responsible for young drivers behaving like entitled cunts.
After all the hoops they make them jump through and goals they require them to achieve, at threat of being dropped for one mistake, in some cases for an entire decade, is it any wonder that they feel like they're entitled to an F1 drive when they reach that stage of their career?
Make anyone work that hard for anything and they're going to feel like they deserve it, not that it's a reward.

>inb4 "you're defending them". Not defending them, just analysing the situation

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>>77765304
>KIDF

>tfw was trying to think of an appropriate use for this

>>77765383
Kurwa mac

Reminder that Kubica is too fragile to drive an F1 car and I'm not talking physically.

>>77765404

Reminder that at a demonstration, Kubica drove too slow making anti-stall kick in, panicked and simultaneously pulled in the clutch while stomping on the brakes and flooring the accelerator, and nearly crashed in to a parked vehicle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_tb4DVtcpo

Literally no memeing María de Villota tier

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>>77765451
>Exhibit A
welp that was embarassing

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It's boring af in the summer break so let's play a game /f1/

super hard mode: you can only choose brands who compete in Formula 1

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>>77765492

Template

>>77765492
Currently compete in formula 1 or have competed in F1 at some point, and what about parent companies ie. Ferrari and FIAT-Chrysler.

wtf is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t5EI82M1yU

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>>77765492
>>77765497
this one brand thing sucks, mine looks a bit too plebeian. but ok.
Also who cares about F1 brands desu.

Actual 3 car dream garage would be: Alpina D5T (2016), 575 M manual, Singer 911 Targa

>>77765516

corporation =/= brand

Ferrari is a brand

Fiat-Chrysler is a corporation

that should answer your question

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>>77765492
If the woman wants a lift she can go fuck herself.

>>77765668
SUVs are fuckin gay.

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>>77765668

the one brand thing is just a spin-off from the 11 car garage where you can use everything

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>>77765492
Rate my meme taste

>>77765492

>not daily driving your dream car

What is the point? Especially to have two weekend cars

I can relate more to the idea of having a winter and summer car anyway. Have something decent and reliable but still preferrably cool (alternatively an indestructible Mercedes from the 80s) as your winter car and then have something more expensive/rarer/more vintage as your summer car and daily both in their appropriate seasons.

>>77765959

>no CRX

Dropped.

>>77765892
Have you ever driven the Macan? It's brilliant, pretty small though.

>>77765971
>not daily driving your dream car

because that heavily depends on what your dream car is, you want to drive your Lambo Aventador over speed bumps constantly? you want to drive it to the supermarket? where you you put the bags?

>>77766099
no because I hate suvs with a passion and refuse to get behind the wheel of one.

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>>77765492
I tried, really only want the C30

>Vandoorne to receive 35-place grid penalty at his home race for running upgraded Honda engine

https://twitter.com/tgruener/status/900379774564126720

>>77766172
Which Porsche should I replace it with? Panamera Wagon not out yet.

>>77766172
>autism
SUV's are fine and very comfortable. If you really need muh handling on your daily commute you are a fag.

>>77766185
handsome cars

>>77762960
>delicious hater tears
I'm going to screencap this post and think about it when they announce Kimi for 2019

>>77766286
>SUV's are fine
not when one pulls up next to you at a stop sign when you're trying to turn left, blocks your view and you have to just go and hope you don't get cleaned up

I dunno about evropa but here, SUV drivers are moronic, bumbling, selfish cunts who really shouldn't have licences. X1, Q5 and kia sportage drivers are the worst.

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>>77765492
c u n t
u
n
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>>77748542

Summer Stream: Russia 2016

>Nico On Pole
>T O R P E D O
>V E T M A D

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MXQw1RgbPw

LOL SO FUNNY OMG

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>>77766653

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>>77766665

>weekend warrior
>i8 instead of an M model

what the fuck man

>>77766716
looks clownesque

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>>77765492
I really just want the McLaren F1

>>77766830

>not wanting a 340hp manual BMW with about the same dimensions as the original E30 M3

plebeianus maximus

>>77766830
it really does
the 240i unironically looks better