4 Barcelona players failed a drugs test

Messi
Messi
Messi and
Messi

Messi, Mathieu, Suárez and Mascherao.

msn, iniesta

>cannabinoids
probably Neymar.
>anabolics
Messi 100%

4 literally whos after Barca bribes the UEFA

Are these news?

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Arda Turan application for a therapeutic use exemption

>>77747010
>therapeutic
is this the cannabinoids then?

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>>77747028
No TUE is where athletes pretend to have a condition so they can use a PED without being suspended

>>77747006
>>77747006
>>77747006

Link to the story? Or is /sp/ meming again?

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I wonder why Arsenal and Tottenham players always seem to get lengthy "injuries"

>>77747068
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41011854

>La Liga
>doping

I. am. shocked.

>>77747073
>>77747077

London is near Huelva, isn´t it?

>>77747044
says he has back problems and he only took the prohibited substance twice, once in an epidural (spinal) injection (yikes)

seems pretty legit but I guess that's the point of the application

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>Four of the failed tests were registered by UK Anti-Doping (Ukad).
>Three players tested positive for cocaine and one for ecstasy.
I wonder what could possibly be the reason for this

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Fancy Bears still at it haha

Who can stop them spee?

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HAHA THESE GUYS HAVE GOT TO BE FROM 4CHAN

They are literally doing this to take the piss.

"challenge"

>>77747145
They're not from 4chan, but you're definitely from reddit.

>>77747109
>World class players playing politics to get PEDs
>Wheelchair is sniffing cock of someones cock while having an orgy
Some ambition

>>77746987
>>77746991

>neymar
>barca

>>77747091
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41011854
I've had 2 or 3 epidurals before for bulging/ruptured disc. It's not uncommon. It happens under a live Xray. Terrifying but it works.

>>77747161
>not sniffing cock of someones cock
Chris Powell is that you?

>>77747010
>email address included
might email him some spicy /sp/ memes

>>77747167
read the dates, stupid

>>77747181
>Inb4 'diplomatic visit' from Erdogan's goons

>>77747181
>postal address included
hope he likes pizza LOL

whats the point of doing test if they get a pass anyway?

>>77747044
>>77747044
this one seems like a legit application for a single episode, the suspicious ones are the 'lifelong' conditions like asthma, ADHD or allergies

>>77747073
>I wonder why Arsenal and Tottenham players always seem to get lengthy "injuries"
Arsenal's medics are crooks.
Remember Arteta.
Remember Cazorla's leg.

>>77747202
Sometimes they get banned but it's never revealed in public so they have a lengthy """""injury""""" instead

>WC 2010
>5 Argies with TUEs
>3 Germans with TUEs
>0 English lads with TUEs
seems legit to me

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>>77747215
>Tfw just been bogpilled

>>77747109
Disgrace of a player

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>>77746977
>Cannabinoids
my man

>>77747168
the thought makes me grimace hard, you're tough lad

So..?

>>77747145
They should do the Olympics

>>77747010

>German telephone number
nice try faggot