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>Paris St-Germain are close to agreeing a season-long loan deal for Monaco and France striker Kylian Mbappe, 18. (Sky Sports)

Barcelona have accepted Liverpool will not sell them Brazil playmaker Philippe Coutinho, 25, this month. (Mirror)

>Barcelona believe forward Lionel Messi, 30, and 33-year-old midfielder Andres Iniesta - who could both leave on free transfers next summer - will sign new contracts. (Independent)

Spain striker Diego Costa, 28, has been ordered by Atletico Madrid to make peace with Chelsea before they consider buying him for £25m. (Sun)

>Manchester City are on the brink of giving up on signing West Brom and Northern Ireland defender Jonny Evans, 29, and will bid £20m for Middlesbrough centre-back Ben Gibson, 24. (Independent)

Tottenham Hotspur are preparing a £20m bid for injured Everton midfielder Ross Barkley, 23, but still face competition from Chelsea. (Telegraph)

>West Ham are already looking at potential successors to manager Slaven Bilic following their disappointing start to the season. (Mirror)

Manchester United are keen on Fulham teenager Ryan Sessegnon. The 17-year-old left-back has been a target for Tottenham. (Sky Sports)

>Leicester boss Craig Shakespeare says the futures of Algeria winger Riyad Mahrez, 26 and England midfielder Danny Drinkwater, 27, might not be resolved until the final few days of the transfer window. (Leicester Mercury)

Southampton and Netherlands defender Virgil van Dijk, 26, has been pictured training with the club's under-23 side after handing in a transfer request. (Express)

>Chelsea will only bid for Van Dijk if they get the go-ahead from Saints, who have insisted the centre-back is not for sale. (Telegraph)
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Chelsea target Antonio Candreva, the 30-year-old Italy midfielder, may be put up for sale as Inter Milan look to generate funds to sign midfielder Suso, 23, from rivals AC Milan. (Gazzetta dello Sport, via Star)

>Arsenal will hold talks with England international midfielder Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain this week as they look to resolve uncertainty over the 24-year-old's future. (Mail)

Newcastle Uni- WHO CARES

>Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp is yet to decide whether 20-year-old winger Ryan Kent will be sent out on loan for the season. (Liverpool Echo)

Leeds United want Middlesbrough and Benin striker Rudy Gestede, 28, and NEC's Dutch forward Jay-Roy Grot, 19, as they search for Chris Wood's replacement following his exit to Burnley. (Yorkshire Evening Post)

>Italy midfielder Claudio Marchisio, 31, who is a target for Chelsea, has revealed he wants to leave Serie A champions Juventus. (Gazzetta dello Sport, via Talksport)

Birmingham City manager Harry Redknapp has confirmed his interest in 21-year-old Southampton striker Sam Gallagher. (Birmingham Mail)

>Burnley have made an £8m offer to French Ligue 2 side Lorient for Ghana forward Abdul Majeed Waris, 25. (Burnley Express)

West Ham have ruled out England striker Andy Carroll, 28, leaving on loan but are open to the idea of a permanent transfer, with the player linked with a return to Newcastle. (Newcastle are shit)

>The Hammers remain hopeful of signing Sporting Lisbon's Portugal international William Carvalho, 25. Sporting are holding out for £38m while West Ham's latest offer is £30m, with another £6m in player-related bonuses, but talks continue. (London Evening Standard)

Tottenham's England midfielder Dele Alli, 21, is looking to change his agent, with a view to increasing his £60,000-a-week wages. (Mail)

>Brazilian midfielder Gabriel Pires, 23, has ruled out leaving Spanish club Leganes this summer, despite being repeatedly linked with a move to Newcastle. (Newcastle Chronicle)
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T O N I G H T

Champions League Qualifiers 2nd leg
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Does the "m'lady" line actually work in real life?
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>alli is only on 60k a week
How does Levy do it?
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T O N I G H T

Garibaldi League Cup 3rd Round
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>>77746449
how fucked are Man City this season?

isn't it like the third season in a row where they go in favourites for the title and then look shocking?

no matter how much money you have, it'll always be a team of mercenaries who barely try.
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>>77746473
How is it that Barnsley don't have an opponent here.
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>>77746471
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>>77746473
Gonna kick some Brentford ass.
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>>77746495
just realised that and this is why. also its second round, not third.
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>Paris St-Germain are close to agreeing a season-long loan deal for Monaco and France striker Kylian Mbappe, 18.
please explain, PSG will loan Mbraaaaaape to Monaco?
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>>77746487
the pundits and journos fall for it every season
>city are runaway favourites for the league

even though they always have a soft centre and can be outdone by pressing and generally wanting it more
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>>77746512
>pressing and generally wanting it more

Huddersfield confirmed for the title.
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>>77746487
They don't look shocking though
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>>77746518
we already knew that, lad.
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>>77746519
they just lost 1-1 to Neverton with Rppney up front
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>>77746522
Oh you're just shitposting. Nevermind
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Footeh.
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>chelsea
£123m
>spurs
£36m
>man city
£219m
>liverpool
£46m
>arsenal
£47m
>man u
£148m
>everton
£132m
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>>77746527
don't you have some CFL to watch?
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>>77746527
dont see how he is shitposting. City did look poor last night, compared to what they should be with the players theyve brought in. Probably not a surprise they looked good once Bernardo Silva came on
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I hope this means theres a bit less pressure on city
the last two league wins were from overtaking the league leaders in the final few matches
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Aguero - Jesus
De bruyne - D.Silva - Silva
Fernandinho
Mendy - Kompany - Stones - Danilo

Fixed City thank me later
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>>77746545
>drawing against a good team even after getting refballed and being unlucky with chances is looking poor
Brits are the absolute worst posters on this shitty site
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>>77746575
Pep should go back to being Pep and play a basic 4-3-3 without gimmicks, using players in their actual position. Those bullshit formations with 3 CBs when you barely got a single competent one, no wingers when you have like 4 available ones and 2 strikers when you only have 2 need to stop.

Danilo---Stones---Kompany---Mendy
Fernandinho
Gundogan---Bruyne
BSilva/Sterling---Aguero/Jesus---DSilva/Sane
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>>77746591
how dare you question Pep
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mee on the bench
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>>77746591
>Gundogan
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What's with this fucking leaf City bandwaggoner? Shitty gimmick 2bh lads
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>>77746645
I wouldn't be opposed to playing Toure until Gundogan is back or replaced.
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>>77746652
>not going along with your retarded shitposting means i bandwagon city
>posting as if anyone here is your friend
pathetic
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>>77746669
don't get me wrong, i really like him, but i doubt he will play more than 15 games this season
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>>77746693
Same, every time he's back he looks class for the 3 games he gets to play until his next injury.
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>>77746571
Will City ever be a dominant force like 80s Liverpool or 90s United
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>>77746722
itll probably be years before any pl side is dominant
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tfw Wengers main priority is holding on to Alex Da OX Shitberlain
kill me
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lads, will liverslip sign anybody?
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>nearly losing at home to Everton and getting done by a useless 32 year old bald man who can't displace Rashford and Martial.
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>>77746585
take your proxy off cityfan. they were never refballed last night
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>>77746522
They dominated everton with 10 men for half the game
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>>77746764
and go one goal from a lucky half volley. It was one of those rare moments Sterling shows he can do a good shot
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>>77746733
haha! This is a funny post because you changed his name
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>>77746784
awaiting dutch photoshop Anon to do his duty
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>the ox is 24 years old

still waiting for his breakthrough season lads
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Neverton have a tough start to the season desu
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>>77746794
Conte will turn him into world class
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>>77746678
Should learn to speak when you're spoken to you little shitcunt.
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>>77746789
Won't be on a laptop until friday, so don't hold your breath
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>>77746652
quite clearly the algerian autist on one of his many proxies
>this site is shit
proves he is the reddit crossposter
>vitriol non stop
proves he is a mong
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>>77746794
>Walcott is 28
>Wilshire is 25
>Welbeck is 26
>Gibbs is 27
>Coquelin is 26
All players in their prime, all shit
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>>77746652
>>77746810
Pathetic samefag.
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>>77746819
>third worlder wrong
Quelle surprise!
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>>77746585
City were a goal down before Walker got sent off. They were mediocre as fuck.
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>>77746824
There're only 2 fags obsessed with Shitty, you and australian. Both manure customer, both autistic. So easy to recognize.
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>>77746815
>under the age of 28 is a player's prime
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Coutinho ready to hold "clear the air" talks with Klopp

>The Independent understands that the player and his representatives are ready to admit defeat and will look to talk to key Liverpool figures to smooth over the summer's events. People within the 25-year-old midfielder's entourage are pointing the finger at Barcelona for manipulating their client and have suggested the Nou Camp club used family members to provide additional pressure. They insist the ill-conceived email was Barca's idea.

>Jurgen Klopp has been clear throughout this saga that the player was not for sale and that, had it not been for a back injury, he would have been playing. When Coutinho is fit again he is now expected to return to the Liverpool team but not before some uncomfortable conversations with Liverpool. The players are expected to welcome back their teammate with open arms.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/coutinho-talks-liverpool-barcelona-transfer-move-impossible-news-hoffenheim-a7906221.html
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Can someone please explain to me what the fuck Southampton's master plan with van Dijk is?

>Southampton need van Dijk in their squad, apparently
>Boot him from the squad and make him train with U23
>Which means he won't play for them anyway, except now they don't get any of that sweet ££££££££ for it.

Is this like an honor thing or something?
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>>77746815
in hindsight andy carrol had a decent career
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>>77746848
So he's pretty much guaranteed to leave next summer for no-where near £100m right?
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>>77746857
its about not strengthening your rivals for the title
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>>77746857
playing hard ball and hope vvd cares enough to play when wc coming up
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>>77746857
World cup year sweetie, he will reluctantly playing
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>>77746866
Doubtful, next season he still has 4+ years left on his contract, his value won't change much
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>>77746866
Who's going to want him? He isn't that good. Barca will buy someone else this summer. With this deal not going through, Coutinho's career is basically over now.
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>>77746819
ruh roh
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>>77746886
>Coutinho's career is basically over now.

lol
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>>77746846
for speedymongs and cripples it is
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>Carlos Tevez, Dirk Kuyt and Gabriel Heinze have been named by hackers Fancy Bears as three of the footballers allowed to use banned medicines during the 2010 World Cup.
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>Hello Deli. I hear you want a new agent? Fancy winning trophies?
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>>77746866
80m in jan after liverpool gets knocked out of CL
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>>77746929
theyre getting knocked out tomorrow though?
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>>77746929
>delusion
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>>77746931
january is still after tomorrow
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>wilshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6F4bx70hZM
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>>77746921
>the Russian govt delegitimizing other World Cups so their refball dopefest seems acceptable by comparison
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>>77746926
Imagine taking this photo. Imagine beign a fat fuck and wearing makeup for some cunt to sit there and take a photo of you pretending to phone someone. The absolute twat
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>>77746921
>No Spainish players
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>>77746936
cocaine monkey
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>>77746921
>hackers

aka Russia at it again to try justify their own bullshit.

There's a reality where russia and america nuked each other to oblivion and the world is living in a Utopia right now
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>>77746964
>muh Russia
this isn't /r/donald, mate.
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>>77746970
/r/the_donald love Russia and Putin though
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>>77746970
Nice false-flag, say hi to Vlad for me
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>>77746972
Ive not followed it properly desu. the people upset with him and the people who kiss Trumps arse feel like opposite sides of same coin
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>>77746591
He should, but he never will. Pep will always be autistic. He's bought far too many attacking players (even the defenders get caught far too far forward) and it ought to lead to him getting exposed. He'll still of course get top 4 easily but that's the EPL for you.
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is it normal to put 2 players on a corner (like you would for a free kick), giving the effect of a dummy?
Or is Pep too autistic for me
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>>77746895
>taking this long to shop that
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>>77746997
its a cheeky routine to draw defenders out of the box, but you shouldnt do it every time
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>>77746998
went for me lunch :-)
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>>77746575
Jesus and Aguero can't play together as a strike partnership and the last two games have made that more than apparent.

Either play Jesus on the wing in a 433 or just rotate him with Aguero.
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really make you think
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>>77747014
>summer signings
>Donnarumma
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Just had the worst interview of my life
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>>77746999
Why not? It's not like it makes much difference either way.
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>>77747020
go on..
and please dont exaggerate the truth
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>>77747019
he's like a new signing la
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>>77747032
It was a phone interview, not even 5 minutes long. He asked what I was doing currently and I said looking for work., he asked how long for and I said a year. He then asked me questions which weren't relevant to the job and I stumbled and he said he won't take me on in the interview but he'll add me on Linkedin
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>>77747019
>>77747038
They actually signed his brother from Asteras Tripolis.
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>>77747066
o shit yeah, he's A. Donnarumma, mad
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>>77746848
Isn't this proof of Barca using underhanded tactics? Can't they report them now?
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>>77747031
variation to catch defences out
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>>77747086
hard to tell if it is barca or liverpool victim mentality 2bh
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>>77746972
they already flipped on that
i guess they resemble their god emperor
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>>77747099
Liverpool are in the position of strength. Barcelona cucked themselves badly with that pathetic "deadline" they issued.
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>>77746921
TUE's aren't fucking illegal

The russians were caught doing systematic state sponsored doping and their response is to try and out athletes who were allowed shit like inhalers.
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>>77747119
>still no keita
>occasional blooter man is still "injured"
they should take the money and run imo
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>>77747120
>le "Russia are the bad guys" meme
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>>77747092
You can hit it into the box regardless of how many men you've got on the corner. I don't see how letting the opposition know in advance that it's 100% not going to be a short corner is more likely to catch anyone out.
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>>77747120
>le retroactive ban
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>>77747119
That was the dumbest fucking move, honestly who on Earth in their hierarchy decided it would be a good idea to issue an ultimatum to a team that doesn't want to sell a player? Bafflingly retarded
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>>77747131
This is so fucking bizarre
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huh
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>>77746495

Lifelong TBC supporter here, fuck you m8.
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>>77747164
TBD > TBC
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>>77747156
Because anyone with sense has deadlines instead of being involved in drama that drags
Liverpool are idiots for not taking the money, it's yet another stupid attempt by the current Barcelona board and lucky for them it didn't go through
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>>77747146
>get caught with a doping programme
>"Ah but it's the west that are in the wrong"

Fuck off
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>>77747159
>Betamethasone
Wow it's literally inhalers what a surprise
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Managers should be allowed to critize referee preformances. Its such a petty rules that makes interviews cagey as fuck and treats referees like children
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>>77747131
the absolute state of the emptyhad
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>>77747108
Seriously? I thought Putin was great for them
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>>77747131
For me, its the Pep Guardiola Enclosure
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>>77747221
Love when journalists try to fish for it multiple times in a interview
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>>77747221
Why though? What value is there to be had from managers blaming the ref in detail for everything?
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>>77747251
refs might stop being so shit if they could actually be called out

just look at last night, he was dogshit but because he sent off an everton player at the end his performance will be reviewed as even handed and he'll carry on reffing
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https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/aug/22/calvert-lewin-sergio-aguero-fa-simulation-manchester-city-everton

>Calvert-Lewin and Agüero face no action under new FA simulation rules


What's the fucking point then
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>>77747284
They're called out by everyone other than the managers though. I see no reason why people who depend on results for their jobs have anything useful to add. You already know exactly what any manager will say about any incident.
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>>77747294
fucking joke. No doubt the new FA simulation rules will be in full force when it can dictate the way a match between the top 4
>United top of league with 5 points in April
>Lukaku banned for 2 matches under new FA simulation rules. Will miss matches against Man City and Chelsea
just wait. it will happen
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>>77747314
>hurr durr everyone's out to get utd
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>>77747314
Yeah the FA is notoriously anti-man united
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>>77747322
>>77747323
there is no winning in the situation. I could have said Arsenal/Liverpool/Chelsea/City and still get autists like yourselves flooding in
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https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/aug/21/jack-wilshere-sent-off-manchester-city-arsenal

>wilshere
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>>77747314
>implying Sky don't want to continue the narrative that Mourinho is the special one by giving him the first undefeated season since the Gooners whilst also being the manager to finally bring glory back to the all conquering retards united.

Wew lad.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b092s5vv take the plunge anons
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>>77747322
>>77747323
Think he means that they'd rig it to make the title race more exciting lads.
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>>77747346
>united
>in the title race by december
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>>77747294
They included some womens footballer in the panel so even they think its an absolute pisstake
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>>77747355
This. They'll be 20 points clear by then
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>>77747355
>missing the point
I think theres a wall waiting to have an argument with you lad
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>>77747338
>brainchild of a mysterious, libertarian intellectual operating under the avatar The Dread Pirate Roberts.
lel its like they're trying to idolise him
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>>77747331
>Trying to fight a skinny, second year uni student

Still waiting for ten-pack Jack to become Englands great hope.
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I think Chelshit winning the last match is a blessing in disguise. Their board will thought that their squad is strong enough so they will not further buy new players and hence, hastening their decay.
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>>77746473

>tfw had to play an u18 side with 16 year old children in it against a Premier League u23 Dev Squad last night
>so that our u23s can represent the first team in the EFL Cup tonight

Don't know if I can be bothered going to Donny tonight. Loads going to protest but I can't be arsed finding somewhere to park.
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>>77747431
whats the point protesting? they wont listen.
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>>77747405
Small club mentality about your club, anon.
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tfw Lunchtime dilemma
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>>77747384
No, the whole point is that it turns out to be a total facade

storyville is always great
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>>77747448

Might not, but it did feel good giving Ehab a load of clearly audible abuse at the weekend.
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>>77747465
I'd go to the one that's actually open pal
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>>77746495
What are you on about m8, tuberculosis is the best team, can't wait to see it wreck the Premier League desu
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>>77747159
>no English players

good lads
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>>77747535
getting a bit fed up with this desu word-filter desu desu desu
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>>77747284
>Two penalties against wet spam
>Bilic literally can't say a thing because he'll get banned
Even if they were right decisons, he should still be able to dispute them. Nothing is gained by wrapping 40 year old men in cotton wool
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>>77747195
Ruskies got caught. Everyone else is just "incidentally" doing it, innit.
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>>77747076
>>77747066
>signing a famous footballer's relative
I thought it was a meme.
Is this guy any good?
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>>77747668
He's 27 and he was playing for a low tier Greek club, what do you think?
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>>77747704
No because it doesn't exist
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>>77747704
Yeah
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tevez and dirk kyt and the two big name players from the wc2010 list
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>>77747331
>why is a guy who has suffered several broken legs getting upset at a wild challenge that could have done the same??????
The state of the Belgian Spurs supporter lads. The absolute STATE.
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why release a leak with literally no relevant information
i like what they are doing but this was just shit
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>>77747709
K E K
E
K
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>>77747743
You mean Chelsea and I have him filtered, if he is the lad I think you're talking bout.
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>Spain striker Diego Costa, 28, has been ordered by Atletico Madrid to make peace with Chelsea before they consider buying him for £25m
>make peace with Chelsea before buying him

Do you guys actually believe this
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>>77747709
Wasn't Vardy playing for a non-league side at 27?
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>>77747754
I dont know much about the subject but that seems low
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>>77747754
is 25m the unbelievable high transfer fee that costa cried about?
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Bit worried about how shit the top clubs in the prem are la's
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>>77747195
German NT in 54 were on Hitler meth though.
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>>77747777
Very nice mate.
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>>77747777
Only Liverpool, Man City, Chelsea, Arsenal and Tottenham seem shit mate.
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>>77747556
I just type desu. Bit awkward when I'm sending a text and I put desu instead of desu though desu.
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>>77747847
>Only
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>>77747131
can someone explain this shit?
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>>77747920
Its the new Manchester City FC Zoo. That's the Pep Guardiola Enclosure
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>>77747920
City have a glass tunnel, costs like £12k a seat
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>>77747920
https://youtu.be/1tabkbtHA5g?t=457

There's like some fancy restaurant behind the tunnel now. Honestly looks like the dumbest shit ever.
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>>77747131
there's too much glasses for the numbers of plate but honestly for the price of a meal there you can get a new glass everytime you finish one i guess
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>>77747847

I guess that makes it Everton's to lose.
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carabeo cup tonight
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>>77747770
Chelsea demand 44M and then 50M when Costa throwing more tantrum. Athletico offer was 22M.
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>Barça denounces Neymar and claims €8.5 million for breach of contract. Terms & Conditions were not met

nerman BTFo
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>>77748014
embarrassing
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>>77748014
>BTFo
>with that pocket money extortion
It's Barca who keep humiliating themself.
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>>77748065
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>>77748065
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>>77748014
Barcelona are really going downhill.
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>>77748088
They need that money for Janssen la no bully
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>>77746508
Monaco agreeing to loan Mbappé with a signing option so PSG avoid FFP this season and buy him next summer.
Some rumors are announcing Fabinho + Mbappé for 220 millions € + Lucas deal
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hello where are the posts
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>>77748489
She's very pretty but too filthy for me desu
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Bats-----> chicarito
Lindelof------>jones
KdB-------->to who?

Also who is uniteds starting defenders besides bailly
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>>77748065
refund
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>>77748631
Jones
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>>77748065
DELETE THIS
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Going to the chinese lads anyone want anything?
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>>77748849

Half a roast chicken and a portion of chips.
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>>77748849
A 96
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Should we just give Mouyes and United the title now and start the next season already?

>>77748849
Wantan and peking duck, bruv.

>>77748516
Dig her because of her filthiness. Different strokes for different folks, innit.
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>England women’s manager, Mark Sampson, retains the full backing of the Football Association despite fresh allegations that he made a racist remark towards striker Eni Aluko.

Strange to see the FA backing a manager like this, maybe they have proof she's lying.
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>>77748896
CHECKED
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>>77748849
special fried rice la
and gf if they've got any going
>>77748896
perfect
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>>77748939
Nah he just has too much power because nobody else wants the gig
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City just took over Girona

A prem team outright owns a la liga team
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>>77748939
What is she accusing him of saying?

>>77748896
>mfw your digits
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>>77748939
dont know what to make of it desu
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>>77748986
>Aluko continues to insist she was a victim of bullying during her time in the England squad, led by Sampson, and made a new claim this week that the manager of the women’s national team made a racist comment about her family during the deterioration of their relationship.
>Despite failing to mention the incident when making an official complaint to the FA about her treatment, Aluko said in an interview this week that when she told Sampson she had family from Nigeria coming to watch a game, he replied: "Make sure they don’t bring Ebola with them."

Disgraceful racism as I'm sure we can all agree.
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>>77749006
>Aluko said in an interview this week that when she told Sampson she had family from Nigeria coming to watch a game, he replied: "Make sure they don’t bring Ebola with them."
great banter
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>>77746543
>>everton
>£132m
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>>77748849

curry and gravy mixed half and half with a can of sprite
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>>77749006
Bit of banter

>>77748978
The pozzos own waftford, udinese and used to own granada
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>>77749006
...oh well, I was actually expecting something hurtful.
>>
not particulary on either of there sides
but the one thing i know about aluko is that whenever i watched her play for england she would do fuck all and i dont think i ever saw her score
and yesterday when i watched her interview with the head off bbc sport dan roan she blatently started coming out with the crocodile tears which just makes me think she is just attention seeking
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>>77749091
Yeah I'm thinking this, because she's 30 anyway so she wouldn't be getting too many more international call-ups regardless.
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Have you apologised to rooney yet?
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>>77748631
genuinely have no idea what this means
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THE LEAGUE WAS LOST
JOHN STONES WAS SIGNED
I GOT EXPOSED
WITH A SORE BEHIND
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>>77749116
When he gets a call from Southgate, I will.
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>>77749091
Aggrieved blacks cry racism anytime they can. Well people in general use any excuse possible in order to deflect responsibility off of themselves but blacks have such a lot of leeway they can throw a tantrum anyway they please

I was in a bar the other night and these two blacks were crying racism because they wouldn't get served when one of them was this slurring retard who was obviously a fucked up alcky. Not saying he was trying to lie either I believe he genuinely thinks he was being discriminated against but when you have this victim lifeview any small thing can reinforce it.
>>
Blades v Leicester thread later lads?
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>Liverpool won the Coutinho debacle

ABLs btfo
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Blick are saying Huddersfield will sign Hadergjonaj in the next 24 hours.
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>>77749238
How will ABLs ever recover?

>>77749185
Ye
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>>77748065
How does it compare to the other top leagues?
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>>77749002
It'd be like someone telling your family not to bring dysentery with them if they were coming to the UK
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>>77749261
Confirmed, I just saw him in the greggs on the piazza.
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>>77749325
>tfw some southerners told me they had 1 greggs for the whole town
I needed a few minutes to lie down afterwards
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>>77749357
southerners go to real bakeries lad
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>Celtic
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>>77749397
lel they're so bad
>>
>>77749397
>astana literally need to win 7-1
Yeah it's not happening.
>>
>>77749415
*deletes stream tab*
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i went to celtic park a few years ago and it in a complete shithole worse than anfield
scotland is a grim grim place
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>>77749460
>telling lies
literally one of best grounds in UK
>>
Get in here lads

>>77749408
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>>77749478
meant the area not the actual ground
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>>77749481
Sorry lad, it's Carabao™ Cup night, can't be missing that.
>>
What do you guys think of a British league? Include all teams from England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland and Northern Ireland.
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>>77749238

>winning was keep him
>>
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/aug/22/barcelona-sue-neymar-world-record-psg-transfer

>barca butthurt intensifies
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>>77749527
Literally wouldn't change a thing
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>>77749602
Who knows how high Celtic and Rangers would climb? And the other smaller clubs in Scotland could make it into the PL. Plus, the clubs from Ireland, NI and Wales having better competition would improve them quite a bit.
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>>77749652
All the clubs who want to play in a proper league already do, the others had their chance and declined.
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>>77749652
The welsh clubs wouldn't immediatly become like Swansea or Cardiff, they'd be like Colwyn Bay. And the better ones would lose out on European competition money
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>>77748849

One Paulinho pls.
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>>77749687
Do they actually get to compete in Europe?

>>77749680
Don't think so. Think Celtic and Rangers want to come over but can't/
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>>77749703
>Do they actually get to compete in Europe?
Yes, why wouldn't they?
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Someone please explain to me what City was trying to do on the weekend. Look at this fucking passing map. wtf

>be pep
>spend 700 million dollars in two years
>buy a new defense
>buy new goalies
>buy new midfield and strikers
>convince people you are the most intelligent manager in the world
>switch to 3-5-2 and play sane as wing back
>order people not to pass to walk (the most expensive RB in the world)
>only play through the middle of the field

Can we all agree pep is a fraud? Or is he fucking up on purpose to convince the arabs to buy messi?
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>>77749703
Bollocks, Rangers were offered a place in the conference and didn't show any interest.
>>
Does /trans/ listen to Post Malone
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>>77749708
Because they suck?

>>77749722
>conference
Who would want to go there? When was this anyway?
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>>77749722
You're forgetting about the time Rangers tried to take over Bury and were told in no uncertain terms to fuck off: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/rangers/9346342/Rangers-proposed-purchase-of-Bury-roundly-rejected-by-the-League-One-club.html
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>>77749749
You think only English, german and spanish teams play in europe or something?
>>
If I was a City fan i'd be raging at Pep's absolute failure to adapt to English football.
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>>77749762
I think Welsh teams suck. How are you not getting this?

>>77749781
How do you want him to adapt? Play hoofball?
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>>77749749
2013. And how else would they get into English football?

>>77749759
Bury are Football League club.
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>>77749749
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2262755/Rangers-eye-place-English-Conference-Charles-Green-protest-SFL-restructure.html
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/squires/
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>>77749788
>2013
They could start in League 1. The league structure was going to be reorganised a while back but they put a nix on that. They're would have new places to fill.

Anyway, who cares what Rangers want? The point is what /sp/ thinks.
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>>77749721
Pep is on another level. Us mere mortal will never be able to apprehend his genius.

>>77749724
No, sorry.
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>barcelona board releases statement about suing nerman this morning
>messi posts this now
the board is done, rip in piss
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>>77749486

Yeah well.. It's Glasgow.

West side very nice these days.
>>
as malicous as claiming ur boss is a racist knowing fully that he will lose his job as a result
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>>77749721

Where do you get these charts from?
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>>77749833
wtf is that on his leg??!
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>>77749836
I find it hard to sympathize with these "ladies".
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>>77749826
I told you what I think, no interest in new clubs other than ones starting at the bottom.
>>
Mateo Kovacic to Liverpool
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>>77749784
He is playing players in clearly uncomfortable positions and he constantly rotates the squad. This never works for a title-winning team.
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>>77749847
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>>77746872
he's dutch, he won't be at the world cup either way
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>>77749850
Based Candie
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>>77749884
this is just sad
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>>77749880
>constantly rotating the squad doesn't work
But Zidane is the unexposable one.

>He is playing players in clearly uncomfortable positions
I'm not sure who you're talking about. Sane at wingback? Don't see the problem there.
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>>77749836
>lose your first case against him
>come out 2 days later saying some new shit

Bitch is just mad he called her shit and dropped her.
>>
wtf is up with this kit
you cant see the badge
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>>77749847

Aluko's cute, you cheeky sod.
>>
Imagine if Barcelona had just taken the money they wasted on Paulinho and added that to the cost of signing Coutinho. The deal would've gotten done.... right?
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>>77749833
SE REGRESA
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>>77749976
>spending 200m on coutinho
rather have paulillo la
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>>77749847
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Also, is Jean Michael Seri any good? I get the sense they are going to waste all of the Nerman money on a bunch of mediocre players rather than 2 great players.
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Clucas, Arias, Chadli and Bony are all joining the mighty swans
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>>77749976

Coutinho is NOT a seventy-eight-trillion pound player ffs. There's plenty of cheaper players who could perform at the same level.
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>>77750008
>coutinho and dembele
>great players
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>>77750011
bony must be taking a big wage cut
or is it a loan
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>>77750026

I know Coutinho and Dembele aren't great; I was imagining the prospect of Barca overpaying for Hazard or someone along those lines.
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>>77749833
>missi's leg
What was this autist thinking
>>
>>77749721
it's fm 17, play narrow is OP as fuck
>>
Who /leaguecup/ here?
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>>77750008
Seri's great but he has like no control over signing players
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>>77750070
here: >>77750116
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the board must be shitting themselves right now lmao
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>>77749833
jesus christ that leg tattoo on messi. JUST COLOR MY LEG IN BLACK TONE
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>>77750198
what I don't understand is black is the easiest colour to remove with laser, and it erases almost completely. And then get a new tattoo on top if necessary

seriously, someone tell him
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>>77750198
That's actually the not tattooed part of his body.

>Argentina
>White
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Pep is so bad at interviews. He comes across as unprepared, uncomfortable and nervous all the time.
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>>77750298
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>>77749837
Pretty sure they're from the 11tegen11 Twitter account.
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>>77750323

Pep
>Bad
>Unprepared
>Uncomfortable
>Nervous
>POOP

I have to agree.
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>>77750372

They are from OPTA stats. I know that. Haven't been able to find a good source for all games.
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>>77749833
Laporta SOON
>>
As a Man City fan Idk or care who this autistic fraud is I just want him gone desu that game last night was the worst piece of shit performance I've seen from City in years.

What pissed me off is he still somehow feels indignant about how shit his team is playing, as if it's somehow not his fault. Pep pls go
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>>77750479
it's quite hilarious to see from the outside

he'll be managing girona next season
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>>77750479
The worst performance since you started supporting them 3 years ago?

Also you must not watch them very often, they were decent compared to some of their performances last season.
>>
>>77750560
You're knew to city fans, we have moaning cunts like that poster who think every game is the worst ever.

It'd be worse than arsenalfantv if anyone could afford a videocamera
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>>77750479
CL semifinal still worst desu
>>
>>77750479
I would be more concerned with Jesus' performance. City vastly improved after he was subbed off.
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>>77750582
>>77750479
hmm, what a strangely similar posting style, whatever could it mean
>>
>>77750510
All I'd honestly want to see from him is to be humble. Instead he wants to bitch and whine, he's an embarrassment. You could literally see Koeman looking at him not even laughing just genuinely creeped out by how autistic Pep was being at full-time. I think Allegri would be great for City, even Paul Clement.
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>>77750605
That we're both typing out relatively short messages in an informal setting?
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I feel mean bashing Man City on /sp/. Yes the club is plastic shit now but the fans are alright for the most part.
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Guess the people
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>>77750606
pep is a neurotic perfectionist, he can't deal with failure. He'll leave the squad in an expensive mess and move somewhere else where he can win something
>>
>>77750672
>Yes the club is plastic shit
You are a chelsea fan
>>
>Mor fired his agent because he wanted to move him to Fenerbace after fucking up the Inter deal

lel
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Guess the players
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>>77750479
This is absolute reactionary bullshit.
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>>77750672
>City
>fans
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>>77750760
Just in time...
>>
>>77747465

>tfw banned from both for being racist
>>
>>77746459
so is mike ashley going to be too cheap to get new players in?
>>
>>77748065

So why didn't the ref add on 40 minutes of stoppage time?
>>
>>77750760
>reactionary

You sound like an SJW you retard
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>>77751002

What's wrong with the word reactionary? Do yourself a favour and stop seeking out things to get upset about on the internet.
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>>77751065
It's usually used when talking about totalitarian governments. Not 606 tier rants about someone's team. That's why it's autistic.
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>>77751101
Are you mentally ill?
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>>77750749
LIVERMORE
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>>77750882
>spend a ton of money on a top 10 european manager
>force him to try and work miracles with shite like Jack Colback
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>>77751101

You're a berk. Reactionary can be used in any number of contexts, it doesn't necessarily relate to a form of government. You could say a field has a "depression" in it, it doesn't mean you think giving it a course of mirtazapine would be a good idea.
>>
>>77751101
>Words can only be used in one context
>>
Ederson
Danilo Kompany Otamendi Fernandinho
KDB
Silva Sterling
Silva
Aguero

Who can stop >us?
>>
>>77751101
You've never had sex, have you?
>>
What is his endgame?
>>
Can I get a quick rundown on Wesley Hoedt?

Will he turn out to be even better than van Dijk and leave for £60 gorillions in a year or two?
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What formation is this?
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After beating Romania 6-0 on Saturday and France 7-0 yesterday, the England blind team beat Italy 6-0 today.
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>>77751456
Kumbaya
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>>77751413
Winning the Champions League
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>>77751456
>clear back 4 with lb pushing up
>KDB as deep CM
>Silva x2 in front of him
>Sterling as advanced central midfielder
>striker off screen

Looks like a pretty basic 442 diamond minus a striker after the red and the sub
>>
>>77751472
blind team?
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>>77751630
Correct. I wasn't here last night for the game (I was fucking bitches) but were people memeing KDB as the DM?
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>>77751633
A team of blind people. What's not to get?
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>>77751692
It's more like just a CM in a 433, he's played there before and been great but he obviously gets less goals and assists

When gungodan dies again it might be a good move to play him there
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>>77751633
I'm not quite sure how it works but I know that they have to be at least visually impaired, but they're fully-blindfolded to keep an equality to it. I think the ball has bell in it.
>>
>>77751708
How the fuck does that work?
>>
>>77751730
How do they hear it if they're blindfolded
>>
>>77751472
It really is impressive, they're unironically better than any woman's side
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>>77751738
They smell it.
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>>77751738
With their ears
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>>77751738
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>>77751733
The ball has bells in it, or otherwise has a device which makes noise, and there are guides, who yell shit at them.
>>
>>77751716
No, he was DM in a 4-3-1-1.

>CM in a 433
Like Xavi was, you mean? He was deeper than the Silva brothers.
>>
lmao seri is absolute shit, hope they don't sign him
>>
>>77751733
>>77751738
>you're now aware the keeper can see and still gets beaten by blind players
>>
>>77751733
very surprised that an american poster is having trouble understanding a relatively simple concept
>>
>>77751472
That goalie clearly isn't blind.
>>
>>77749460
>i went to celtic park a few years ago
>complete shithole
So you felt like home
>>
>>77751809
Yeah the goalies aren't, I believe they have B3 impairment which is like cataracts or similar.
>>
>>77751800
I have to say though, I've read up about it and I still don't really get it myself because you'd imagine they would lose the ball often even with bells or audio assistance, but they really don't.
>>
>>77751809
the keepers are all premier league refs
>>
>>77751110
>>77751300
Yes but you are autistic if you use it in said context. Why not use fickle or ungrateful?


>>77751321
They arent limited to one context but your choice of words in a given situation can be innapropriate.

>>77751355
I have. Many times.

>muh let me use this one word wah

You're all ((British)) too, you should realise how many fucking words there are and more importantly how many more better words there are to use than ones you learn from /pol/
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>>77751902
nigga if anyone here is a clear pol browser it's you

we aren't all obsessed with their terminology of the week
>>
>>77751472
that is unironically a good finish
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The only time I post about women's football is to point out how shit it is and how it's being forced down our throats.
>>
>>77752049
t. Dave from Portsmouth on BBC comments
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>>77752063
The janitor is a blatant Arsenal fag. As evidenced by Arsenal getting the last 2 football sticky threads here.
>>
>>77752032
I'm genuinely surprised by how much speed he picks up, before slotting it home.
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>>77751934
>>77752048

Ad hominem

Not even going full pol here but you are obviously not British and fucking mudslimes as you don't give a shit about the English language this country is going straight to hell
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>>77752160
see >>77752135
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>>77752160
state of you lad
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>>77752160
That's a strawman attack, you fucking cuck

This is what you people do with your fucking fallacies, jesus christ just piss off
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>>77752160
>>77751902
>>77751101
>>77751002
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>>77751738
>mfw

>>77752063
Wasn't the janitor but the mod. He's pathetic.
>>
>>77752244
yeh you could tell because it was instant ban and didn't go to temp block first

also it was for asking you to post niamh :3
>>
>>77752184
>Reddit spacing xD
>w-what phrases do I remember from Hitchslap videos that will make me sound smart
>s-strawman!

Pathetic. You know I'm right about using the word reactionary in this context.

>>77752196
>>77752174
>>77752172
Ad hominem go to bed
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>>77751769
>posting a 1.3MB webm as a reaction image

What's wrong with you la had one fucking job retard do you expect anyone to open that shit
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>>77752270
>>w-what phrases do I remember from Hitchslap videos that will make me sound smart
>>Ad hominem go to bed

Not only did you just use an ad hominem on me, but you literally are one of these wankers that trots out fallacies in every single argument he ever gets in
Just stop
>>
Remember how good Messi used to be? Y'know, when he was basically undisputedly the best?

Why is he so shit now?
>>
>>77752304
I'll be sure to use it again, since it got a hell of a reaction from you.
>>
*ad hominems you*

>>77752314
Teambabby :^)

>>77752262
>banned for that
...damn he was really mad
>>
>>77752304
1.3mb is nothing unless you're a cancerous phoneposter.
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>>77752304
just hovered my mouse over it and it popped straight up and played lad you on dialup or summat
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>>77752270
Don't be so reactionary lad
>>
lads
LADS
How do you pronounce rppney?
>>
>>77752314
>wins golden boot
>not good enough for messi
he truly is the god of football
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>>77752032
This one from yesterday was pretty good.
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>>77752308
>Not only did you just use an ad hominem on me, but you literally are one of these wankers that trots out fallacies in every single argument he ever gets in

Projecting. If you want an actual arguement I'm here but you literally don't have any substantial arghuements other than this desperate /pol/kiddie shit you're pulling. Give me your address and see what happens bitch nigga

>>77752364
>>77752345
>>77752380
I wish paki's would stop using proxies its pathetic
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being blind would be scary as fuck I think I would have a massive panic attack and try to kill myself
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So samefag anon is an autistic pol user too?
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>>77752413
It's "rppmey"
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>>77752445
Make sure you put a bell on the noose la
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>>77752413
Rape-knee
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>>77752445
Depends what we're talking about. Being born blind would be alright, since you wouldn't know any different. Gradually going blind wouldn't be awful either, since it would give you time to adjust. Suddenly being blinded in an accident would be shit.
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>>77752514
yeh the latter would be the only scary as fuck one
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>>77752432
This is hilarious keep going
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>>77752063
>>77752143
>It's shitposters don't know the difference between Janitors and Mods

Mods. Can. Ban. And. Sticky. Janitors. Cannot. Dumb. Fucks.
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>>77752514
I think gradual blindness would be legitimately scary depending how quickly it went. If it was over the course of just several months it could be the worst option.
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>>77752514
>>77752539
If you go blind because of some disease or condition or whatever you never go 100% blind, everything would just be really blurry which is a lot better imo. You could only be 100% blind if your eyes weren't in your fucking sockets anymore
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>>77752573
its a meme you dip
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>>77752424
These lads would improve the actual England NT.
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>>77752573
>Mods. Can. Ban. And. Sticky. Janitors. Cannot. Dumb. Fucks.
So what do jannies do then?
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>>77752143
Leicester got that sticky not Arsenal.
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>>77752514
>Suddenly being blinded in an accident would be shit.
Id' be pissed that I didn't come out of it with super powers
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>>77752413
r'pooney
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>>77752413
shrek
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>>77752609
recommend for ban
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>>77752609
I believe janitors can only delete posts, i.e. they clean up.
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>>77752609
>So what do jannies do then?
It. And for free as well.
>>
i wonder how hard it is to actually be a janny
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>>77752514
How do you know you're not blind right now? Both of us have absolutely no proof that we're not blind.
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Stop bullying the janitor, bullies.

Hoffenheim will beat Liverpool tomorrow for our amusement.
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>>77752689
We're all blind desu. Not completely, but none of us can naturally see the whole electromagnetic spectrum.
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>>77752722
i can
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test
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>>77752689
Also how do we know we're seeing the same colours? Your concept of what red is could be different to mine, etc.
>>
>ABLs have arrived
Guess that's it for me.
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>>77752413
ru-pup-knee
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>>77752734
Nope wrong literally read a wiki article on visible light spectrum
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>>77752811
Not really wrong, no.
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>>77752811

What has absolutely fuck all to do with what he said
>>
>>
>>77752857
>>77752866

Red is the shortest wavelength. There is something intrinsic about the colour red that makes it so. Everyone sees light and dark don't they? Therefore we all see the same colours, that would be like saying one person's 6ft height is different to another person's 6ft height
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>>77753152
The height of something is a property of the material world in the same way the wavelength of a particular wave is. The colour you see that corresponds to a particular wavelength is a property of your brain and we do not know enough about the homogeneity of brains to conclusively say "my red is the same as your red".

i made all that up but it sounds right
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>>77753152
google the mind body problem
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>>77753219


>>77753251

This whole discussion is based off of a fundamental aspect of solipsism which can probably never be answered by science.
>>
New shit:

Barcelona will submit a final £136m bid for Liverpool playmaker Philippe Coutinho, 25, to finally break Liverpool's resolve after three rejected offers. (Sun)

>Chelsea are closing in on a £30m deal for England and Leicester midfielder Danny Drinkwater, 27. The Premier League champions are also targeting Inter Milan's Italy midfielder Antonio Candreva, 30, who has been told he can leave for £25m. (Daily Mirror)

The Blues are also considering a shock bid for 30-year-old Leicester and England striker Jamie Vardy. (Daily Mirror)

>England midfielder Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain remains unlikely to sign a new contract at Arsenal ahead of further talks this week about his future, with Chelsea and Liverpool interested in the 24-year-old. (Telegraph)

Paris St-Germain will pay Monaco forward Kylian Mbappe €15m (£13.8m) a year in wages to join them - more than double the salary Real Madrid were offering the 18-year-old. (Marca)

>A Monaco supporters group have released a statement criticising Mbappe and his advisors for their conduct during the transfer window. (Guardian)

England left-back Danny Rose, 27, will hold talks with Tottenham this week, amid ongoing interest from Chelsea and Manchester United. (Independent)

>Spurs are still hoping to sign right-back Serge Aurier, 24, from Paris St-Germain and are also keen on 19-year-old Estudiantes defender Juan Foyth. (Sky Sports)
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>>77753877

Barcelona have made a second offer of €130m (£119m) for France forward Ousmane Dembele, 20, but Borussia Dortmund are holding out for at least €150m (£138m). (Sky Deutschland, via AS)

>Manchester City are preparing a second bid for West Brom centre-back Jonny Evans, 29, after a £18m offer was rejected last week. (ESPN)

Crystal Palace will make a £15m bid for RB Leipzig and Scotland winger Oliver Burke, 20, who played under new sporting director Dougie Freedman at Nottingham Forest. (Guardian)

>Marseille have confirmed they are interested in signing exiled Chelsea striker Diego Costa, 28, if the Spain international's move back to Atletico Madrid falls through. (Telegraph)

Bournemouth are ready to offer £25m for Leicester winger Demarai Gray, after the Foxes rejected £20m for the 21-year-old from the Cherries last month. (Sun)

>Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp is keen on signing Schalke and Germany defender Benedikt Howedes for £18m. (DW Sports, via Daily Express)

Former Norwich defender Sebastien Bassong, 31, is training with Birmingham with a view to securing a permanent deal. (Daily Mail)
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>>77752465
lel
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>>77753061
That Cardiff? And they think they are the biggest Welsh club...
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>>77753930
Those were Burton's fans.
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>>77753877
>Liverpool playmaker Philippe Coutinho
How much of this is true?
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>>77751800
I am sorry for asking questions about something that's foreign to me.
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>>77753940
Still depressing
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>>77753970
sorry, it was just (admittedly shit) banter
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>Barcelona bidding for Coutinho again
>After their "deadline"
>After Liverpool have already said he's not leaving for any price

The state of Barcelona right now
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>>77754498
Has a club ever imploded this quickly after selling a player?
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>>77754498
Trying to sue Neymar for 8.5m also, how salty
>>
>Bid £130m for Coutinho
>Sue his best friend for £7.2m
>Bid £138m for Coutinho

Top kek
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>>77754760
That didn't actually happen did it kek
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>>77755028
Yes
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>>77755076
No it didn't kys
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>>77755095
>kys

Go back to footy #lad twitter you weird cunt
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>>77755130
>calling somone on 4chan weird
>>
>Sam Clucas chose the Swans over any of the other 4 PL clubs in for him
He obviously knew the best option
>>
I don't understand why grown men use the word 'weird'. That's something for 13 y/o girls to do, surely?
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>>77746543
>Spurs
> £36m
Jews truly are a magical race
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>Messi to Liverpool
You heard it here first la
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>>77751738
excellent post
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>>77752135
why us :(
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>>77753877
>Drinkwater is only 27
mad
>>
oxlade chamberlain to chelsea
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>>77756272
Hardly a problem for Arsenal despite his performance improvement.
>>
>>77746543
I'm still baffled the best buy Arsenal have made didn't actually cost. Lacazzete's goal was onside imo but Kolasniac has been better. If Sanchez can actually fucking play then I'd like to see what happens. Not that they'll beat Liverpool, but it'll be fun.
>>
>>77757139
>in my opinion an objectively offside goal wasn't offside
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>>77760824
What a worthless post, not that faggot either. You've proved nothing and just used the word 'objectively' when even the commentators and analysts couldn't agree and was at best 1mm offside, if that.
>>
>>77760873
you've been listening to the wrong analysts mate
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>>77760917
The line isn't even level with the foot of the defender.
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>>77760917
>totally not biased linesman
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>>77760950
>>77760964
>>77760873
>>77757139
>>>/arse/
stop being so deluded. it was offside. The way in which it was determined offside is controversial but goals have been disallowed on worse calls. Linesman got it bang right, if even by a fluke
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>>77761483
>Hurr durr you can't complain biased linesman
Fuckoff retard
>>
>>77761537
>arguing a decision which at first looked wrong but is actually correct
>calling others retards
Indonesia you must be stupid. The decision is correct. get over it. another 36 matches to go, stop getting excuses into place
>>
>>77761569
>retard STILL defending biased linesman
truly amazing he can 'See' that offside and 'Missed' this.
Sort it out Jamal you're just ABA cunt
https://twitter.com/dariendude2/status/898959589302980608
>>
>>77761664
>decision is offside
>stupid arsefag cant understand it
its quite funny how arsenal fans are actually getting excuses in in August for their season because they couldn't beat Stoke of all teams
>>
>tfw arsecucks playing the victim again
Just accept that the goal was offside and the linesman made an incredible call
>>
>>77762017
Sure i can't wait your team get refballed whole match and you will complain all weeks here
>>
>Sell Matic for 40m
>Buy Drinkwater for the same price
What did Chelsea mean by this?
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>>77762417
>>77756205
Is it the Roids and other PEDs or are the English faking birth certificates too now? Cause this is not the face of a healthy, sporty 27 year old.
>>
>>77762417
>Laugh at United for signing their rejects
>sign a United reject
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>>77762385
I'll make sure to bitch about legitimate calls as well
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>>77752734
>>77753152
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>>77762506
legit 'refballed' rite
>>
>>77762448
inbreeding
>>
anyone else sick of match officials doing their job?
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>>77762722
>a correct call is refball

the absolute STATE of arselims
>>
anyone else sick of biased match officials?
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What is the /trans/ consensus of our Paul's new hairdo, The Whipcream?
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>>77762896
gaudy
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Lads, since /trans/ is thread full of britbongs and so, what are your opinions on redcafe? Are they more deluded than rawk and bluemoon?
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> 'Former Dortmund boss Thomas Tuchel to replace Antonio Conte at Chelsea'
Hai domo, what did I miss?
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>>77762907
Rawk's the worst, redcafe is a very close 2nd, no one cares about blue moon
>>
>>77762907
there abouts, yeah. they talk more shit in terms of rating players but there isn't as much delusion or hatred
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>>77762907
redcafe is a gold mine
>>
hows coutinho's back?
>>
>>77762904
I agree. My personal favourite is The Guinness (pic related)
>>
Seeing asshurt Barca customers over Coutinho is hilarious.

Some of them are unironically calling Coutinho a slave and now abusing Liverpool journos
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>>77762937
Football players are modern slaves.
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>>77762942
retard
>>
>>77762924
>Walnut Creek, CA
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>>77762924
At least some of them knew Mourinho was cancer from day 1
>>
why cant arsenal fans get it in their heads it was offside?
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>>77762916
I've been following it for years now, since the meltdowns are absolutley golden, but they get way ahead of themselves after they won the first two games. They think they can give bayern or juventus a good run in the cl.
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>>77762942
I'd love to be a slave if i get to fuck hot bitches and do want i want and still be loved by millions
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>>77762959
desu I wouldn't be surprised Mouyes parks the bus upto a semi final
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>>77762981
I hope they finish 3rd in their group and have to play europa league again
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KYLE WALKER(-peters) SIGNS FOR TOTTENHAM
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>>77762995
So they can win it again?
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>>77763005
There's actually some competent teams in the EL this year
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>>77763005
And lose the league to huddersfield
>lifelong
Btw
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>>77763012
Desu people say this every time, then said competent teams suicide and lose against shitters like Gent.
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>>77763037
2 years ago it was pretty strong

>United, Liverpool, Dortmund, Sevilla, Villareal, Bilbao

Compared to last year

>United, Celta Vigo, Ajax, Anderlecht, Lyon

This year, especially if Everton + Arsenal take it seriously, it should be good
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>>77763075
Last season EL was particularly weak, now that I think about it. Though I am glad we left the Sevilla wins lol years behind us.
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>>77762907
haven't visited it in quite some time but they're quite weird.
>threads about herrera being the best midfielder in the world
>smalling is a top 5 cb in the world la
>de gea best in the world la,
>[random academy player] is 100% going to be the best in the world la
>hurr durr look at city's spending
>player X joined us because of rich history and not because of the money la
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>>77763087
Literally none of that is true except the belief that De Gay is the best in the world. Which he is.
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reminder redcafe is an irish united site
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>>77763087
Redcafe has always been full of delusion
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>>77763227
>>77763227
>>77763227
new
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>>77763087
de gea is the best doughnut thief in the world tho
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>>77761664
You are a sad cunt
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>>77763577
>Amerilard in footy thread
just lol
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>>77763596
>indonesia
That's not any better, you know.
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>>77763596
Says the cunt from indonesia
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>>77761483
>>77761569
>>77761836
>>77763577
ONCE AGAIN. HE IS A CHELSEA SUPPORTER PRETENDING TO BE AN ARSENAL FAN. WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO NEW?
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Fake news everywhere.
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