hi rio do u want picking up in the morning pal

>>77745753
Shut up u egg

I do wonder if Rio did need picking up back then?

I'll be waiting.

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he waited so long for that pick up he just became a driver himself

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athlete twitter thread?

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>>77746201

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>>77746602

>>77746602
>we live in a timeline Michael Owen won a Ballon D'Or

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This is Milan's new fullback cursing agianst God

>>77746671
based

>>77746671
>baloon door winner
>played for liverpool, madrid, man united
>gets hate from ignorant retards on twitter
wonder why athletes dont snap more often desu

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Social media was a mistake.

>>77746686
wtf i love andre gray now

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Not twitter but still gold

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>>77746701
another myspace classic

>>77746713
*bebo
apologies

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>>77746701
>andre gray

>>77746713
>not my snake tho ;)
Why the fuck are people being warned to beware of what shit they post online as it may hinder their career in the future when a company willingly paid £35m to have this man work for them?

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>>77746713

>Look for the bare necessities The simple bare necessities AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77746738

because they aren't athletes worth millions and it's not like he posted anything racist or violent

>>77745899
he didn't, he tweeted back something like "eh it's fine mate you need to put @rioferdy5 so I can see it though pal!"

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>>77746701

>>77746713
Reading shit like this makes me thankful of two things:
1. The fact I never had Bebo or MySpace when I was a dumb teenager so there's no record of those years.
2. That I didn't pursue football seriously because I would of been surrounded by literal retards who can't write.

Imagine being a somewhat intelligent footballer. Life must be hell having to hang around these knuckledraggers all day.

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>>77746701
>tagline: had good game v ajax
>scared of: nothing

>>77746768
by all accounts the players teach people who try to better themselves mentally and do things culturally in places they go to (go to musems, art galleries etc) and try to learn as suspicious. pretty sad desu. its only the english players like this however your standard paco loves museums

>>77746768
Nedum Onuoha used to get condescendingly called "the professor" because he had an a level

>>77746768
Graeme Le Saux was bullied for reading The Guardian on the team bus and not Lad Mag Weekly and having a vocabulary consisting of more than 150 words.

>>77746768
Duncan Watmore has a first in Economics, i can only imagine the stick he gets

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Just a bit of banter from a random person.

>>77746713

>not my snake tho ;)
>;)

The fucking wink makes it.

>>77746787
well not really, the image of the dumb footballer is universal

Paul Gacoigne has revealed that his pre-match ritual with England was to hold striker Les Ferdinand’s massive penis.

Gascoigne told an ‘Evening with Gazza’ charity event at Nine Sports Bar in Newcastle the wonderful story, complete with Ferdinand’s exasperated reaction.

“In the dressing room, Les Ferdinand, I swear down, when he took his clothes off, you should have seen the size of his f***ing c**k. He made mine look small.

“I went ‘Les, Les please, please let me have one f***ing hold of that thing’.

“So he let me have a hold of it.

“And I went out played a blinder and scored, right. I thought ‘f***ing brilliant’.

“So the next game at Wembley, ‘Les get it out’.

“And every time we played for England Les went ‘hurry up and get it over with Gazza’.”

http://www.football365.com/news/gazza-reveals-pre-match-ritual-with-ferdinands-fing-ck

>>77746877
>I went ‘Les, Les please, please let me have one f***ing hold of that thing’.
What the...

>>77746768
Patrick Bamford turned down a scholarship at Harvard, speaks about 3 languages and plays grade 8 violin. Must be some absolutely sick bantz pinning that little fag down in the showers and taking it in turns to spit in his mouth and stick your finger up his bum.

>>77746768
It seems to be a big thing to be unintelligent in England for some reason - quite a lot of european players seem decently intelligent. Juan Mata was doing a business degree whilst playing for Chelsea for example.

>>77746768
>because I would of been surrounded by literal retards who can't write
>would of been

You would have been just fine.

>>77746916
Imagine being that clever and ending up in Middlesbrough. The poor lad

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>no mention of Andre Gray

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>BAE not mentioned

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>>77747064

>>77747033
>>77747070
I knew there was a reason i put the lad in fantasy league team

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>>77747082
here's another piece of wisdom

>>77746614
>tfw no one will ever be nice

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>>77747078

>>77747087
I miss the days when celebrities and athletes would say retarded shit on twitter. wish the pr cunts would fuck off

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>>77747115

>>77746916
Some Fulham player got banned for calling Bamford "sausage boy" on Twitter

>>77746933

we have our share of retards, though a higher percentage of our elite players are fairly intelligent than other nations

guys like Mata and Xabi Alonso are sons of ex-players so were raised middle class

>>77746941
Based Lith

>>77746940
HAHAHAHA

>>77746745
Good song la

>>77746850
Same here. Though your more cultured footballer will get a degree in something useless like Sports Journalism or Business Management

>>77746940
das rayciss

>>77746806

He was the subject of gay jokes for years simply because he wasn't a typical lad

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>>77747686

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>>77746671
>peasant
LMAO holy shit is this real? did he not get crucified for this in the british media?

>>77746201
Imagine if Durant's twitter personality carried over to real life, he'd become interesting

>>77747848
Or even just to the weights room

>>77746683

*unzip pants*

>>77746916
>Bamford ended up with five A*s, three As and two Bs at GCSE. He did A-Level French, History, Biology and General Studies and attained 3 grades at B and another at C

Pretty meh grades desu, guessing they just wanted him for his football skills.

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GERONIMO

>>77746683
>ywn be 10 years old again and send pictures of yourself in underwear to Ronaldo
>tfw

>>77748084
>two females
sounds legit

>>77746635
fuck off dog god?

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>>77746671
>Peasant

>>77747070
Andre Gray won this one desu

>>77746671
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

>>77748952
>he is next steven gerald

my sides

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>>77746671
He's such a weird cunt.

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>>77748891

> Wow!

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>>77746671
>peasant

every fucking time

>>77747147
>>77747198
Quite sweet tbqh.

>>77746941
#savage

>>77746940
Mendy seems like a top lad tbqh.

>>77746642
The GOAT

>>77749047
Kek

>>77748733
Yes, comparing God to animals and other bad stuff is a way (the rudest, deemed unexsuable in formal/public speeches) to curse in Italy.

>>77749013
lel

>>77748996
>all those permacroc and frauds
tbf they dodged bullets there though they still got blown by memflop depie

>>77749047
roasted

>>77749047
savaged

>>77749047
POST IT

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>>77747198

I like tweets like this. Simple, to the point, and wholesomely autistic.

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>>77749047

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>>77747139
good lad

Anyone got the ones where Bony was texting dick pics to what he thought was a girl and then it turned out to be a teammate playing a prank on him?

>>77749416
>british eggman

>>77749416
best one

>>77748952
isco woah isco woah

>>77746614
>your

>>77749190
heh

>>77749915
>face ion

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>>77749047
>>77749190

>>77747113

What a legend.

>>77746614
Fucking kek

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They posted this after trump went to saudi arabia.

i still have no idea what they meant by this

>>77750238
was he in France by any chance?

>>77748952

african soccer twitter is amazing

>>77749013
this was fucking gold

someone post huths cock or no cock

>>77750673
see >>77749034

>>77750697
damn it, i even scrolled through the whole thread to see if someone posted it

>>77747308
Kompany got a degree in business management and opened two bars in Belgium but they closed after a year - he said they were doing very well but the expenditures were too high.

>>77750698
Now this is what I call pathetic

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>>77748952
>lets all have disco

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Carlton Cole was the king of twitter banter with fans

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>>77750848

>>77750715
still the all-timer

>>77750848
>>77750872

Them 12yo comebacks

>>77750899

Your mum is 12 years old m8

>>77751027
t. Cole

>>77751049
t. ur mum

>>77748906
Where were they in the table at the time?

>>77750899
I come on your mum's back

>>77746713

>professional footballer
>"quite sporty"

>>77747115

Pretty sure he was non-league at the time.

>>77747198
This is adorable

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>>77747070
>Ur mom wanks

>>77746671
succesful career indeed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqOxNspUPyE

>>77747079
based

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>>77746933
>>77746768
I used to play football for a team when I was 14 (just a shitty amateur team). The other kids used to bully the fuck out of me, because I wanted to be a dendochronologist (a person who dates trees using rings) instead of a plumber or some shit.

They used to call me 'Tree Dickhead' and would fill my boots up with bark ripped from nearby trees then tell me 'i guess your shoes just got old and grew trees' which didn't make any fucking sense but they all laughed. they also used to pin me to the centre circle until I told them the age of the centre circle based on the number of rings then when I told them they would fucking throw cones at me

Fucking hated them. The worst part is that I work at fucking McDonalds now (although I have a degree in Geography) and some of them recognised me and now come to make fun of me (for example by telling the manager I ejaculated in their big macs in the shape of a ring so I could date it)

fuck footballers

>>77752773
>'Tree Dickhead'

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>>77752773

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>>77752773

> they also used to pin me to the centre circle until I told them the age of the centre circle based on the number of rings

>>77752773
>things that never happened: the post

>>77752773

>being a Tree Dickhead

You fucking deserved it.

>>77752773
>tree dickhead
this can't be real.

>>77752827
>tfw got assaulted by a feral drug addict woman when i was a kid and i have never taken revenge because i have no way whatsoever of tracking her down

bad feel

>>77752773
fuck off king

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>>77749047

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>>77752773
>for example by telling the manager I ejaculated in their big macs in the shape of a ring

>>77752773
LEL

>>77752773

quite the imagination you've got there fella

>>77752773
kek

>>77752773
bullshit

>>77752893
who cares it was a well written piece of fiction

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>>77747113

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>>77749047
Wholesale destruction

>>77748891
Post the one where the mgs5 girl turned him down hard

>>77747198
Can I adopt him?

>>77753239
is it really?

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>>77747147
>>77747198

is he patrician?

>>77746683
IM DYING

>>77746713
Happiest When
playing for sunderland

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>>77752773
>'Tree Dickhead'
>would fill my boots up with bark ripped from nearby trees then tell me 'i guess your shoes just got old and grew trees' which didn't make any fucking sense but they all laughed
so life is just one big Monty Python sketch over there eh

>>77746806
>The Guardian
So we was bullied for being stupid?

>>77753200
i mean i think he was referring to homosexual molestation, you probably shouldn't kill women anon

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>>77746201
I just checked and this tweet still exists. Crazy

>>77750238
desu, every city in France and Spain "smells" like sweat and what not, mostly France. Like, those niggas are the most unhygienic people there is

>instead of taking a shower they drench themselves with perfume
>"we don't have to bath every day here : ^) you see is colder here so we don't sweat that much"

Spain wasn't as bad but come one, they literally stink