/nrl/ PEEM PIST POOSDAY

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>trippy makes a thread
>nobody posts in it

Really makes you think doesn't it?

Based motherfucking Hayne

Word has it Neil Henry caught the playne straight to Newcastle

Nrlel on pooicide patch

ELITE thread

Recommend me a good anime

>>77745532
What position is he going to play at?

Fold this poothetic """league"".

I recently had unprotected sex with a girl from tinder. I'm well aware of how retarded this is. She messaged me a few weeks later saying "she thinks she was pregnant and pretty sure she just miscarried."

Am I evil for feeling incredibly relieved that she miscarried?

I'm also feeling some grief, shock, and have been checking up on how she's doing both physically and mentally, but I'm honestly extremely relieved that she miscarried.

Is this a disgusting way to feel right now in my situation? Am I a horrible person?

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>>77746192
Zetsubou Sensei

Reminder to filter all anime lads

>>77746310
Sex before marriage is a sin. Repent.

>>77746310
>A few weeks later.
You HAVE to be a genuine retard. She wouldn't have known she was pregnant and miscarried within a few weeks of you having sex with her. AND on the tiny chance she did it wouldn't have been from you, but one of the other 100+ guys she saw

Cunt above me is an idiot and a virgin.

Cunt below me will take his virginity

Hi.

BroncGODS.

Went to this shit bar in Brisbane and they kept asking me and my guards for IDs wtf

Then this cunt named 'Sean' kept grinding on me wtf

Still trying to force Sean jokes in 2017 lads

Who is this "Sean" fellow lads.

He sounds very handsome and muscular and very popular of Snapchat also.

Sean deleted his snapchat weeks ago

Thoughts on the players strike lads? I thought most clubs were bankrupt, how are they going to increase the salary cap and players wages? Prospect of a big tv deal doesn't look promising desu

Maybe players could get paid more if they could draw a decent crowd

WalkGOD delete his snapchat for our sins so we could all get gfs

https://www.choice.com.au/health-and-body/beauty-and-personal-care/skin-care-and-cosmetics/articles/flushable-wipes

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>that time when walkie blocked me on snapchat
the black dog hit me that night

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/nrl/teams/knights/brave-teenager-hannah-rye-who-attended-her-school-formal-with-nrl-star-trent-hodkinson-dies/news-story/297f8ad43f232c2fc8b9d882040edff3

Where's the 28 year old BroncGOD and Maroons customer? Is he 29 yet?

http://abc.net.au/news/2017-08-22/donald-trump-looks-at-eclipse-without-glasses/8830404?pfmredir=sm

Just went for a walk lads.

Any of you losers from Townsville? I'm going to be there in mid September. It's time for the second /nrl/ meetup. The recent Brisbane meetup was a big success.

>>77747575
Post pics

Of what?

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>>77747641

>>77747751
Me on the right

Poorm
Pooncos
Poosters
Poorks
Pools
Poothers
Pooboys
Poo Poogles
Poogans
Pooders
Poobittohs
Poodogs
Pooriors
Pootans
Poogers
Pooghts

>>77748415
>Pools

>>77748415
Pooasslel

>>77747575
What happened with that?

>>77754015
It was lit. I posted a pic earlier.

>>77756495
did you end up doing karaoke?

I had unprotected sex with an ice-addicted prostitute. I came inside her. In full knowledge of what could happen to the child as a result of her being an ice addict if she became pregnant. Luckily my sperm count is very low and she didn't become pregnant. Based weak swimmers.

>>77757001
Yeah, I did and one other guy did, but everyone else was too much of a no fun pussy.

What pills are best to kill yourself in your sleep?

1. Poorm
2. Poocos
3. Poosters
4. Pooarks
5. Pee'ls
6. Poothers
7. Pooboys
8. Poo Peegles
9. Poogans
10. Pooders
11. Poobitohs
12. Poodogs
13. Pooriors
14. Pootans
15. Pooest Poogers
16. GOATcastle

>canterbury bankstown and logan on welfare drug testing watch
I think I know what's wrong with the bulldogs ladies

Brisbane.

ELIAS STEPS DOWN FROM BULLDOGS BOARD

Anthony Elias has announced that he will step down from the Football Board of the Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs.

'Bluey' as he is affectionately known, has been a member of the Board since 2002.

Elias, will step back to focus his energies on commercial interests.

Chairman Ray Dib paid tribute to the contribution of Elias during his time on the Bulldogs Board: "Anthony has been an outstanding contributor during his time on the Bulldogs Board. He is a Canterbury man through and through and he has always put the club first in everything that he has done. We regrettably accept his decision to stand down from the Board."

Elias was also appreciative of his time on the Board of the Bulldogs: "I have thoroughly enjoyed my time at the club, firstly as a supporter, then a player and for the past fifteen years as a Board Member. I wish the club every success in the future."


Jumping from a sinking ship interesting development

>Pointing to Henry’s “relationship” with senior News Corp journalist Paul Kent, Hayne pointed the finger directly at the coach for causing his own downfall.
>“Paul Kent and Neil had a relationship and I thought if that comes out from Paul, that was Neil giving his side rather than journalists writing it,” Hayne said.

Paul Kent on absolutely exposed as unethical mouthpiece watch

>>77761375
What I find great is everyone forgets how good Titans were before Hayne turned up

Now they blame the coach when the only new factor is the fuckwit who eats up the cap and sucks

Hayne was signed for publicity/sales purposes, not playing ability. I don't think he's played in even half the Titan's games because he keeps "accidentally" stubbing his toe or whatever.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/south-east/killester-college-springvale-students-trapped-in-bathroom-by-mob-of-schoolgirls/news-story/d08f918c1808ea7875f3e20c5de33832

Comments section is gold
>This doesn't make any sense. They are females, how can they possibly be violent?
>Must be a mans fault !
>I spy some future Kittens employees of the month

based hayne

Fuck Hayne

>>77762509
t. /r/NRL user

>The Female State Finals Day will be streamed live on the NSWRL and NRL websites, from 9.00am tomorrow.

I hope all of you will be helping progress female empowerment by watching women play tomorrow morning.

jezfromthebush

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>BroncGODS will probably lose to pooramatta

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>>77762630
>pooramatta can finish in the top 4

>nrlel """""""""""crowds"""""""""""

>crowds at Round 23 NRL games
>27746
>14876
>10960
>8241
>15676
>18825
>11486
>7588
>total (average): 115398 (14425)

>crowds at Round 22 AFL games
>51466
>10087
>47889
>15751
>16817
>35799
>30422
>29126
>34204
>total (average): 271561 (30173)

>six AFL crowds higher than your """sport's""" highest crowd
>two NRLel crowds lower than an AFL crowd for a game in FUCKING BALLARAT
>three AFL crowds managed 20000 more people in attendance than your ENTIRE ROUND
K E K
E
K

What relation to you is your brother in law's cousin?

Also, is it not okay to have sex with or date that person? Is it illegal?

afl is shit though, so who cares how many homos go watch it

literally gayfl

>>77762750
>>77762754
>[small sPOOrt inferiority intensifies]

It's really me, Sean.

Still trying to keep Sean jokes alive despite them being not funny anymore lads

>>77747575

I am mate. I'm a grunt at 5/7 RAR so don't start shit with me.

>>77762972
LOL, I'd heem you with one punch, kid

>>77762741
If they aren't related by blood it's all good senpai

>>77762982
will people think it's weird, or they won't care?

>its your turn to speak in class LAWGOD

literally makes me feel adrenaline and then I just start preaching and pray I dont say something wrong

>>77762980

Sure champ. Me and my secco would stomp you in to the Palmer Street sidewalk.

why don't we just have a game every day

>>77763169
((()))

PEEM

>>77762991
I don't mind

Is there a point to this sport outside providing players for origin teams?

>>77763825
((())) get paid, mostly from encouraging goyim to gamble on (((NRL)))

Vote no.

>>77763895
t. SBW, Fergo, Anthony Mundine

Vote yes lads.

Voting no, lads

No voters probably hate based female touchies as well

Post all the NRL players you think are almost certainly gay.

Cooper Cronk

>>77764138
Matt cooper

Wasted ages updating my electoral roll details. These faggots better be grateful.

>>77764155
why would they be grateful? you're a based no voter, right?

>>77764138

Trent Merrin

>>77764160

Voting yes so next year I can vote in the beastiality plebiscite and give those small animals what for legally.

>>77764138
Roger Tuivasa Sheck

I'm honestly going to murder anyone I meet in real life who votes yes.

Went to post my yes vote and this 4ft 8in tall balding Bulldogs fan tried to attack me but he was arrested by police for repeatedly failing his welfare drug tests ladies

Just voted yes lads

just posting on whirlpool forums and expressing my disgust about homosexual """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""marriage"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""