Manchester City vs Everton

>de gay

MODS = FAGS

>>77738955

Why are those City fans wishing Rooney peace?

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>>77738955
>poop

1st for designated shitting thread

>>77738955
Who's the blonde Evertonean?

Sterling will score 2 goals

>>77738955
what does 2 fingers mean?

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>>77738969
GOOD post

first for City 3-1

how easy is this for Koeman
Aguero/KBD/Silva/Raheem/Sane are all under 6ft and will never win a header why do they keep crossing it in hahahahaha

>>77738992
No he won't

>>77738993
Peace.

Post leaks

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This is Pep Guardiola. He's new here, and a little shy. Say something nice to him.

any of the academy players on the pitch for City? I heard the bounty of the Etihad was plentiful

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lets keep the crisp talk going boys

who remembers these?

i went to college with amy willerton
she looked about 30 back then

>>77739013

Fuck you're genuinely so sexy

>>77738955

What's up with the guy on the lefts middle finger

>>77738989
Hello anyone?

Right into the wall. No technique.

>>77739013
lmao u suck

Pickford
Holgate Jags Keane Baines
Davies Drinky Lallana
Calvert-Lewin Rooney Vardy

Is football, dare I say it, coming home?

Post rare Peps.

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I hope you did not forget.

remember when de bruyne was the best young player in europe

SIGGY

man down

>stopping play for someone being winded
what the fuck is this ref doing

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Euros will never taste these chips (crisps)

THE ICELANDIC PELÉ IS COMING

GYLFI

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>to intelligent too premier eagle

absolute state of dirty arab money

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>>77738955
What was going through his head?

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who is he calling

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IT IS TIME

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goat corner shop crisp

can i get a stream lads?

>>77739036
no

>>77739035
salt and vinegar ones of those are fucking amazing

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>>77739018
Do you like Salt and Shake

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>>77739018
Are there several smaller bags inside of that big bag or is it just a huge bag of crisps with different flavors mixed in it?

>class en
>sigurdson
>rooney

everton is OUR team lads

yes lads slow it down

>>77739036
Still the best Prem midfielder. Not his fault Pep is retarded and Aguero can't finish

>>77738989
Davies?

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>>77739054
Sorry, you must have forgotten these

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>i enjoy ready salted crisps

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>>77739036
remember when Sterling was the best young player in Europe?

>>77739060
smaller bags inside

>>77739060
smaller bags lad

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>>77739050

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>kompany's face
"I'm getting too old for this shit."

Gylfi pls come back

;_;

>>77739050
fergie

>>77739050
calling his missus to tell her to get him a sausage dinner from the chippy, he'll be home by half ten

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>siggurdGOAT coming on

Man city is finished

GYLF

Hey you, yeah, fuck you.

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>>77739054

>39p

Were not all millionaires mate. These used to be 10p

Tom davies looks like he sells psychedelics.

>>77739069
>The best prem midfielder

Wew, Lad! Even POGBA has 2 goals so far this season. He isn't the best midfielder in the prem, not even close.

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Anyone remember these badboys?

WHY HAVENT ANYONE MADE A POWER RANKINGS™ OF THE CRISPS YET?

Sterlel is absolutely wank nowadays

he's going to rot on Citeh's bench for a couple years then fuck off to Stoke

>>77739071
walkin to the corner shop and walkin out with 5 of these badboys after spending just £1

is there a webm of Walkers walk off?

>>77739069
Sup Kev?

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>>77739054

>>77739071
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

going down to the store, you lads want anything?

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It was suppose t-t-t-t-o be o-our year

>Replacing a defender with a midfielder while 1-0 ahead at the Etihad
What did Koeman mean by this?

4231
----------Lewin
Gylfi--Klaassen---Roney

>>77739101
>goes to Anfield with Stoke
>gets booed worse than Charles Itandje

>mfw Nigurdsson gets red carded twice with one card

Gylfi to score a cheeky blooter

is Pep SHOOK by what's happened in Barcelona?

and also the terror attack

>>77739080
kompany is on the pitch?

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Who /wham/ here?

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>1. Salt n' Vinegar Discos
>2. Flame Grilled Steak McCoy's
>3. Walkers Sensations Thai Sweet Chilli
>4. Kettle Crisps (Any Flavour)
>5. Salt n' Vinegar Chipsticks
>6. Wotsits
>7. Cheese and Onion Squares
>8. Frazzles
>9. Pickled Onion Monster Munch
>10. Walkers Salt n' Shake

[POWER GAP]

>28. Bacon Wheat Crunchies
>29. Quavers

[POWER GAP]

>9001. Any ''''Healthy'''' crisps i.e. Sunbites
>90000001. Twiglets

this ref is based af

>>77739112
Totaalvoetbal m8

>>77739125
irn bru wham bars were fuckin amazing man

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>Poop will spend another 60 million in response to this

>>77739018
>chili and raspberry
>haggis and anything, ever

>>77739116
he doesn't get booed that badly with city

>>77739127
>eating crisps

What's it like being a manchild?

>>77739125
now we're talking

>>77739112
Chesus, Steele, aguekaka are shite

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#1 easy

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Has Science Gone Too Far? Is this image real or fake?

>>77739070
Longer, just below the ear blonde hair. Is that Davis?

>>77739127
>Wotsits that high

What the fuck

>sterlel

Why are City trying to walk it into the net? Does poop fine them for shooting from more than 6 yards out?

>Sterlel

>>77739082

y-you too

>>77739152

Wotsits are quality mate

>>77739125
Now we're talking

>>77739127
>wotsits above quavers
>no skips

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>>77739125
RIP

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I need something to wash down all these crisps

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reminder that the best current crisp is the bags of Walker's spicy mixups

>>77739150
Yeah. Tom Davies.

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>>77739138
>someone who eats pic related thinking he can have an opinion on food

>strelling

tell me about Calver-Lewin, why is he so smug

>>77739127
>no niknaks
>no wheat crunchies

Why does Pep meme about with fullbacks so much?

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>>77739127
>I rate Frazzles

>>77739127
Pickled Onion Monster Munch is the one famalam

Who here /jerksofftotheasianonpornhubwhofucksthebigdildos/?

>>77739169
Outstanding post la

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Don't forget to get your five a day in lads

>>77739127
>salt n shake
>actually top 10

>>77739138
>I don't rate haggis

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>>77739167
absolute pleb-tier council estate baby formula

actual milkshake coming through

>>77739153
ffs

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>>77739167

Nah you're alright mate

>>77739018
think farmfoods still sells those, love them 2bh

>shitty turned into arsenal

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YWN eat Tangerine flavored chips

Klassen is too white for england

>>77739177
too smart for regular fullbacks

has Bernardo even played once for City?

Would Sterling be a better player if she stayed at Livershit? Would he be good in Klopp's system? Or is he just overrated?

>>77739134
How much will spurs want for verthongen and Alderwerield?

>>77737752
Watching city for the first time. Why are the supporters so arrogant? Have they won loads of prizes in the last few years or something?

>>77739200
last game for about 15 mins

>>77739198
thats quite kinky

Is wingback the ultimate fedora position?

>>77739127
I just had a grab bag of Wotsists, literally the best crisps you homo

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feel like pure shit just want her back x

>>77739201
not yet

this is what you get for not starting benardo silva

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THE MATCH WAS LOST
JOHN STONES WAS SIGNED
I GOT EXPOSED
WITH A SORE BEHIND

>>77739189
>he buys wanky 'artisan' milkshakes with no added chemicals
state of you lad

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For me, it's De Brown.

>>77739167
This shit has the consistency of emulsion.

>>77739060
I <3 that image.

>>77738955
Why does Silva have an arrow pointing downwards on the back of his head?

>>77739201
hes coming out of the bench ight now amigo

>>77739160
w-what
baka

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>>77739213
and passion fruit chips

>>77739202
he's good in city's system it's just pep's desperate to splurge a load of money on really quite average attacking mids and wingers

>>77739223

he played in the first game

>>77739221
i find that mars bars have too much chocolate

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>AAAAAAAAAAAAGHH MESSI SAVE ME

>>77739195
the farmfoods near me definitely doesn't was in there a couple of days ago, might start hunting

>sterlyl

Lads, Sterling is dogshit.

dire football
why does Koeman still have a job? obvious fraud

>>77739127
You cannot convince me half of those are real. I am being trolled and you are making up random words and calling them types of chips

>>77739204
40 million plus The Eithad so they can win at home again.

>>77739125
LAST CHRISTMAS
I GAVE YOU MY HEART

>>77739230

this app is so real

>>77739230
hue that nig one

>>77739234
yeah saw it now, getting nervous now ;_;

>>77739241
did the dog vomit in that lemon rind?

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what is he saying?

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>>77739236
N-Nani?

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>danilo cross

>>77739189
Dogshit desu la. Aldi chocolate fudge milk is the top tier.

bernardo silva is a top, top player. look forward to seeing how he adapts to the wingback role

are we going to ignore the fact that OP sprays his spicy feces all over the street?

>>77739268
>pass it there

>>77739268
"Elbow the ref."

>>77739268
>you have to slot in the inverse false 8 position

wow city has some qt grill fans

>>77739268
"whatever you do, don't shoot"

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>mfw it actually tasted like a full fry up

>>77739268
run around and then concede

>>77739259
young dana white

jagielka motm so far

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wish they still sold these

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>tfw to smart

>>77739255
all of those are 100% real

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>>77739267
what about ham and honey chips

>>77739171
It's just that I'm pretty stoned af and Everton looks like they're painting. I mean the way they play. It's art and he's st the center of it.

>>77739259
Now just imagine her speaking, hearing a strong manc accent

>>77739268
>do a Messi you fuckin piece of shit

lol Pepe is playing like a Moyes team no joke

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>>77739255

>THAT flag
>THIS comment

How many times do you burgers need telling you aren't welcome here?

>>77739255
These are all 100% real, but the ranking is completely wrong.

I mean, cheese and onion squares over the obviously superior salt and vinegar squares?

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Lads, did you see that they've found a way to make Seabrooks crisps even greasier?

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What did Everton mean by this?

>barnyard silva

>>77739282
>qt grill fans
>>77739259
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE UK

>>77739289
what look is he going for here?

>>77739292
sounds lovely

>>77739127

>all these fancy pants crisps

1. Hotlips
2. Chickatees
3. Wheelies
4. Banshee Bones
5. Monster Munch
6. Burger Bites

>Turdling

>>77739301

Those gave me the shits. Avoid la.

>>77739284
>stephen fry crisps
>not spunk flavour
Walkers missed a trick there.

>>77739293
Correct

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honorary mention for these too, lovely after a nice sandwich

>>77739299
This

>>77739127
Salt 'n' Vinegar Chipsticks are the fucking best.

>>77739127
walkers sensations roast chicken & thyme should be up there

Pep starting to shit bricks that he'll unironicaly lose to everton at home

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>>77739127
Pringles are clearly the GOAT. Delete this.

>>77739127
>1. Salt n' Vinegar Discos

THISSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Can never find them outside of multi packs, worst fucking feel

>>77739289
>Pep ready to pop round the paki shop after school

>Manchester City are in danger of losing a proud record tonight.

>The last time City lost their first home game in a top flight season was against Southampton in August 1989. They have won their last 10 first home games going back to a 0-0 against Portsmouth in 2006.

>poop

>>77739259
didn't know dana white was a city fan

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>>77739295
Kek

>>77739332
you've jinxed it twat

>>77739319
>>77739292

dubs and citeh come back to win
singles for 0-2 everton

>>77739127
>Not rating Twiglets

>pooney

>roon

>pooney

DWAYNE ROONEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>77739328
Pickled onion :(

>>77739336
>SAVE ME MESSI

>poopney

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You will find every fucking type of chips in fucking England except for the absolute best one

>>77739306
the first job interview look

>Stershit

>50 MILLION POUNDS STERLING

FUCK POOP and FUCK MAN CITY

why is KDB shit lads

HAHHAHAHAHA STERLEL

Sterling is such a pace babby

>>77739354
>chips

fuck off scummy bastard

>>77739286

oh shit. fucking doppelganger

>rppmey

>LEL LING

>Sterlel

>Sterlel

>>77739318
Is it not? I'm not even bullshittimg the commentator just said they're using the diamond formation. Wtf? They're engraving, not painting. That's very deep.

>6 billion pounds sterling

>The city of sterlel

>>77739351
kek

>Rooney's attempt with Ederson off his line

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>>77739354
RIBS RIBS RIBS

>>77739354
can get those in your standard paki shop

STERLEL
STERLEL
STERLEL
STERLEL
STERLEL
STERLEL
STERLEL

>sterling

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hi guys

>Raheem
What did you expect ?

>>77739354
that flavour loses points for how yanks pronounce that fucking word, though

fuck

YOU SCOUSE BASTARD

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>>77739354
Right idea, wrong crisps

>sterlyl

>50 million dollarydoos

>>77739354
oregano is disgusting by itself though, you need to put it in stuff to flavour it, can only imagine how disgusting these are 2bh

£160m
>Pogba & Lukaku
>Sterling, Stones & Walker
which do you pick?

>pound sterling

Sterlel is fucking shite lad

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Why are these cunts so addictive

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>rppney
>Sterlel

>>77739390

How much did he cost?

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Is anyone else's dick hard from this game yet?

Sorry lads, I'm getting old and my memory is going.

How much was Sterling again?

this shooting is atrocious

>>77739393
>gluten free

>English football

Bobby Madley shags dogs

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CHORIZO CHIPS CHORIZO CHIPS CHORIZO CHIPS CHORIZO CHIPS CHORIZO CHIPS CHORIZO CHIPS CHORIZO CHIPS CHORIZO CHIPS CHORIZO CHIPS CHORIZO CHIPS CHORIZO CHIPS CHORIZO CHIPS

>>77739399
2/3 of neymar

>>77739389
bet you shop at waitrose too you little mincer

>>77739354

ask an American to pronounce this. Absolute farce of a country

>>77739399
pogblack and nigkaku

>>77739399
Can i take cash?

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yes lad, with a tall bottle of stella on offer

>>77739404
>manchester united's record goalscorer

>>77739402
Fucking expensive in supermarkets/paki shops unless on sale

>>77739402
>Whole can of salt and vinegar in a sitting
>Goodbye roof of mouth

Any Dutchbro remember that one Lays flavour that was part of a competition a while back? The person that made the flavour ended up winning (thank God), and the crisps came in a green packet.

Think they were like spicy chicken or something. They tasted fucking fantastic.

>>77739409
About treefiddy

madley is a fucking joke

>Raheem 'not worth his weight in shit' Sterling

>>77739409

50 million pound >sterling

>>77739409
Too fucking much if you didn't get him >for free.

>>77739402

msg la

>>77739424
GOAT

>>77739354
Honestly it's sad how far in front the French are in terms of crisps flavours.

3D Bugles are GOAT too. Thankfully they're making their way to the UK.

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*licks lips*

Because they're on fucking fire holy shit these are salty.

PICKFORD IS A NICE LAD

>otameme

>It's a diving faggot spic episode

>>77739422
>>77739391

ore-egg-uh-no

how do you guys say it?

>>77739424
quite like the BBQ ones

LMAO

POOP FRAUD

CITY PLAYERS CRYING AND BEGGING REFS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>he didn't give a foul
>city players want a red

>>77739426
>Co-op

How much are those, about £20?

>Otamendi
>all that rolling around crying for that

>it's a Kompany gets himself booked in a wide area episode

BASED pickford

This match is banter

>>77739419
Only correct answer

someone post the indian version of rooney

How is it possible to keep attacking against 11 with 10? What is Everton doing?

>that Aguero spin and dive
2 match ban then?

>otanumale
terry butcher and jack charlton must be spinning in their grave

Pitchford its so good

>>77739422
Thank god I'm greek

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY CAN'T EVERTON DOMINATE A TEN MAN TEAM

why are man city diving so much?

>>77739463
memes

HE'S A BIG GOALKEEPER

>England will start Joe Hart at the World Cup

He's nowhere near Pickford and Butland

city have literally no right to be upset in this match

>British chocolates
>penguins
>jaffe cakes
>buscuits
>walker's crisps
>lucazade

How the fuck are Brits not more fat than Americans?

>>77739419
good post

>>77739463
defending their lead

Fuck Aguero

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CITY FANS CRYING ABOUT EVERY DECISION

>>77739472
Pep realised it's the tactic that made him.

DANILO IS CUTE

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>RaHEEM Sterlel

lel

>>77739424
i loaded up on these bad boys while they were at aldi, not seen them at any other shop since

>>77739479
>because we actually move

>>77739478
fans can be upset with the shit theyve served up

>>77739455
£27, it's gone up so you can support your local granny knitting club

>this ref
triple kek

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>"Anything else anon?