OFFICIAL MANCHESTER CITY VS EVERTON MATCH THREAD

BST, you dumb Yank.

Full line-ups:

Al-Shitthad: Ederson, Kompany, Otamendi, Stones, Walker, Danilo, Fernandinho, De Bruyne, D. Silva, Aguero, Jesus.
>Subs: Bravo, Sterling, Mangala, Sane, B. Silva, Toure, Foden.

Neverton: Pickford, Keane, Jagielka, Williams, Holgate, Gueye, Schneiderlin, Baines, Davies, Rooney, Calvert-Lewin.
>Subs: Stekelenburg, Mirallas, Martina, Sigurdsson, Klaassen, Besic, Lookman.

sigurdsson winner im calling it

>>77736631
Danilo is on the bench.

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>Wayne Rooney as a lone striker

MY

FUCKING

SIDES

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>>77736647
Official Twitter says otherwise.

Has Mendy apologized yet?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/08/12/steven-gerrard-slams-benjamin-mendy-cheap-shot-tweet-mocking/

>>77736656
>Listing Guardiola as the manager in the official lineup
For what purpose?

>City getting B.Silva for ~£45m
>Liverpool rejecting a £120m bid for Coutinho

REALLY activates the almonds.

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Everton debuting their third kit tonight.

For me, it's the Toffeemen

>>77736655
Englands best la

Fucking love mango

is sandro injured?

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>playing Edersen
lmao

Everton's weak link is Koeman

He's the dutch Steve McLaren.

really dont like huddesfields ground

>>77736724
Would you see Koeman in charge of the Netherlands with an umbrella

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>Everton could realistically win the league

Reminder that England's best la fucked a 50 year old prostitute and got shit onby the tabloids

>>77736766
grorious reader

>>77736766
power rangers

>>77736766
>big_brother.jpg

dubs and EBWR exposes Poop for the fraud that he is

you can only post in this thread if your cunt is currently under a solar eclipse

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>>77736769
ugh

messi when?

LOGAN L U C K Y

Last 2 digits is the time of Gundogan's injury

why are burgers getting this eclipse shit before us

>>77736816
We are Gods favorite

Jamie confirmed for thick cunt doesn't know Arthurian legend

>poop guardiolel

>>77736816
guinea pigs

https://twitter.com/ManCity/status/899694080095113219

the new city dressing room is peng

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do people really think city can win the league this year?

>>77736865
stop posting my picture

>>77736865
no

>>77736657
he did it again after batshit's og lol

>>77736863
wtf looks incredibly cramped on the bench and then all that wasted space in the middle

>>77736865
They're our only hope of stopping United

>>77736655
He still got it la, scored a brace against mighty Stoke

>>77736865
its more you literally HAVE to think they will otherwise it is an utter embarassment for Pep

>>77736881
it's for post match dance parties

>>77736877
He's friends with batshit though

https://twitter.com/ManCity/status/899696174072049667
Sane in for Danilo

>>77736917
>sane as wingback
wew

why don't they do You Are The Ref anymore

>>77736900
tfw no more dance parties :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYgIX9hqBHw

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>having neville as a pundit
>taking neville seriously

>>77736947
Which one? Gary is unironically the best pundit on English television

>>77736947
>>77736959
The other one has produced this zinger for 5 Live:

>If Manchester City keep Vincent Kompany fit and he plays in every Premier League game, they will win the Premier League. He is that important. You saw it at the back end of last season.

>>77736959
For me, it's Sir Owen Hargreaves OBE

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martin tyler just needs to retire already

>>77736947
Who do you support porn posting friend?

>>77736959
Gary is super bitter and biased since he failed as a manager

>>77736991
wow, this typical American woman is quite nice.

>>77736979
>having the best CB in the league fit and playing greatly increases your chances of winning

really activates the almonds

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if Sergio Aguero scores against Everton, he will become the most prolific non-European goalscorer in Premier League history.

>>77736656
>jesus N° 33
>Bravo Sterling

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>>77737023
the whole football world is in debt with barcelona for this moment

>>77737058
>tfw you can no longer criticise any manager ever again as a pundit

>This fucking shit line up again

KOEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Didn't have much hope anyway.

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>>77737044
>kompany
>best CB in the league

>>77737082
obviously a zionist mind control ray was used on him at this point

>>77737073
dont worry city will fuck this up like always

>>77737082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SRkmFPt-sQ

>>77737073
implying >we wont miss about 10 sitters and let you off with a point or three

>>77736657
When will Mendy name (((the slip)))

>>77737082
>Webum unrelated to defending
Also
>Winning
>Playing against a shit team
>Try a blooter
>Fail
>If you score it's probably one of the greatest blooters ever
Dunno why everyone posts this webm.

>live in the path of totality for the eclipse.
>thunderstorm rolls in half an hour before the eclipse and blocks the sun.
Thanks god

>>77737082
what was this goy even thinking?

>>77737122

Belgium vs Roeselare??

VdB > KompanyTRASH

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>you now realize Pep's exposure bullied him off of /sp/

how drunk do I have to get to think a neck tattoo is a good idea

i just watched the eclipse on twitter

>>77737132
Because it was completely retarded for him to do that.

>13th minute
>zero pressure whatsoever
>do keep ups for no reason
>imitate Peter Kay

>>77737157
City threads are now boring without his shitposting desu

>no bravo
fuck city might actually win

>>77737184
>edersen

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>77737132
>Dunno why everyone posts this webm.
Because it's fucking hilarious

Why is everyone playing 3atb all of a sudden?

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>>77737209

>>77737208
>thingken of Jonny Evans.jpg

>mouyes in the stands
hmmm

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www.evertonisthenewipswichtown.co.uk/top10reasonswhythisgameends2-0forcity

>>77737157
>>77737183
Someone give me a speedy synopsis?

put a cheeky 10 on Everton to win

might get 110 back lads

>>77737219
Conte

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>>77737187
Surely he can't be as bad

>>77737208

>>77737227
How fucking new are you?

>>77737227

literally some lad with a dutch flag who constantly shitposted about city and made city generals constantly, he's not been seen since last season went downhill though

prepared for another frustrating 90 mins whilst everyone misses sitters and everton convert their few resonable chances

>>77737259
>WAGNER TO REPLACE PEP SHOCKER?!?11

>>77737252
>18
>statutory rape and incest

doesn't sound half bad desu

People who pronounce "premier" as "pruh-meer" need to be hanged.

>>77737227
Holy shit there are posters here who don't know the city shitposter. How long ago was this?

>>77737277
i agree, all americans

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>>77737227
RING RING RING RING RING

Ace stream anyone?

>>77737243
>>77737283

>/sp/ hasn't been in good in literally years

You should be thankful people are actually new here.

>>77737290
Planning his next job

>someone actually thought the Man City Zoo idea was good

>Mou in the house

This is his season.

good to see europoors have to suffer with this shit NBCSN too

>>77736892
arsenal couldn't score one goal against them tbf

>pyrotechnics

cringe

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let's go City

>glass tunnel
>fireworks

Remember when city were cool?

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>I rate Aguero

>>77737323
?

>sky blue fireworks

Bit gay that

I AM RAY WINSTONE

A MASSIVE HOLOGRAM

BET BET BET

>can't see a fucking thing

Look at that smog

Like they're playing in Middlesbrough

>Walker dousing himself and drinking like he's on a mad one and dropped an E before the match

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how does it feel to bet on everton?

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>>77737157
you wish

>whiteout

utter kek what a plastic club

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>You now remember Everton Football Club

>Niggurdsson

>english airquality

is this fog real?

>have a bunch of fireworks
>now nobody can see shit

Wow good job

>>77737362
It's like something out of a Chris Morris sketch

the 21st century is a meme

>lets do fireworks
lmao

>>77737337
Most fans hate the tunnel, they fucked a load of season ticket holders out of their seats for it

Can't see shitl

*cringe* this ridiculous pyro m( Is that for the American market?

Will walker prove himself worth the price tag?

>In memory of the Manchester bombing victims

Holy shit it happened like 4 months ago, move on

Didn't think this through did they

>Can't get in a league one side
>sold off and starts straight away in the PL

What's Calvert Lewis's endgame?

Are they playing in China?

>>77737383
it's to appeal to the muslim owners

Someone is fucking with the weather settings

When did England become Mexico? Can't see shit on the field

>playing oasis when facing manchester city

>>77737383
I stood up and clapped

>>77737375
fuck off

this fog is really comfy tbdh.

Considering how much Everton have spent they haven't got a single standout player

Why is Siggy not starting?

>>77737412
it's like a discount san siro

>>77737388
Never forget ™

you fucking donkeys you got smoke all over the field!

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>>77737404
>city being this home against city

>people will look at this and say we don't have a problem with air pollution, smog and greenhouse gases

We are killing the planet.

>the algerian redditor is here
fuck off yerself

>double barreled surname
Never heard of him or seen him but I already know he's black.

>>77737414
was just saying this to my mate earlier, theyve spent north of 120m yet dont have a single superstar level player except Pooney whos past it

Respirable dust refers to those dust particles that are small enough to penetrate the nose and upper respiratory system and deep into the lungs. Particles that penetrate deep into the respiratory system are generally beyond the body's natural clearance mechanisms of cilia and mucous and are more likely to be retained.

I keep not recognising Silva without his hair

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COME ON CITY

I'm here. Where are goals?

>>77737424
he never left, just used a us proxy

>inb4 all the players die of lung cancer

I'm not going to watch your league

Saged

why is this kid so smug

Who's worse

Arsenal home fans or city home fans?

>>77737414
Pickford, Keane, Sandro and Sigurdsson are all terrific signings.

They fucked it up by signing Pooney and Klaasen.

>>77737430
Every new money club has a couple of years of buying shitters before they sort themselves out. I'm surprised Shaun Wright-Phillips hasn't turned up yet.

>>77737430
>>77737414
Market's fucked and they just sort of strengthened defensively and in the midfield. Not like Neverton can attract superstars either.

>>77737442
bochum are currently on BT sport here

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So many empty seats AGAIN

>summer in Manchester

>>77737359
So mate, how did you celebrate City's EPL/Champion's League title last season?

>>77737435
22' G. Jesus
45'+1' Agüero
88' Rooney
89' Rooney
90' Rooney

>>77737443
>to smart for clean air

>gay

Waiting on random people to get murdered by the mist

Why did Silva shave his head?

Kek, Rooney is doing nothing in attack or defence. He's basically retired and getting paid for it.

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>>77737463
Correct.

>ghana gay

is there anything more pathetic than a grown man that is bald?

Rooney almost scored

>lets set off a shitload of fireworks so people cant see how empty it is

>>77737487
me

>>77737487
check the mirror

>>77737480
What a cheeky little cunt

wheres B. silva?

>>77737479
Could've gone to China for big dollar but they don't have Gregg's there so the deal was a non-starter.

>>77737477
because he's a pussy

Jordan THICCFORD

>>77737487
As opposed to what, a woman? A child?

Whelp, Agrueo picked up his yearly injury

can't wait til United play City with both Evans and Stones at the back. Another 4-0 at least.

>shay-zeus
ffs

that's a fookin yellow la

>>77737479
He won the first match for them

gareth barry esque from schneiderlin

>>77737443
420 SMOKE WEED BLUD

>two players at the corner
Pep!! calm your autism!

>>77737514
And now he's done.

>>77737510
Why doesn't he just call him G-zus?

stadium's looking a bit empty!

state of that corner

why is that jungle nigger looking bitch taking corners instead of englands brave KDB

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>>77737463
>tfw the age of rooney will never be over

>kekuero

is it just my stream or it foggy as fuck at the ground

very athletic

trying to use smoke the hide the emptyhad

>KEANE

>>77737539
They shot up fireworks earlier

>>77737535
leave sane alone

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>>77737539

this game reeks of poop exposure

>>77737480
Did he surgically remove his freckles too?

>>77737539
the fireworks left a haze.

what minute are you on

>>77737527
Early days yet

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>instead of having more players in the box, I could...p-put two players taking the c-c-orner, like a DUMMY! Genius!

Come on Everton you absolute slags

>>77737557
11:15

>>77737553
Freckles usually go away with age, I had a lot when I was younger now I don't have any

>>77737557

13:00

>>77737557
11

>>77737557
14:31

hope the Ev get absolutely blown out

would be hilarious after spending so much on utter dross

Fancy dress night at the Etihad. Free entry for anyone who turns up dressed as a blue seat.

>>77737557
13:39

>>77737557
15

>>77737578
>Drawing to Watford

pickford is cheeky :p

Gonna boil some linguini with garlic salt and cayenne pepper as a half time snack

>>77737582

I'm at the game and it's just hot 8

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secret agent spotted!

>>77737560
He's been fucked for 3 years. Scoring a goal out of adrenaline on his first return to Goodison doesn't change that.

Jesus looks CONSTANTLY suprised

What is he so suprised about, /sp/?

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HeyGuys

>>77737593
>>77737593
please be patient I have autism hat edit when?

>>77737591
>stay fat
>shit yourself

>>77737600

Being nailed to a cross by Jews for money

Oh wait that isn't that surprising actually

>>77737593
mou just has a face for comedy

Holy smokes, who told that gk a neck tattoo that big was a good idea?

>>77737600
That there are still people in the world that still haven't accepted him into their heart

For me, its Edersonm.

>>77737561
>pliz god! just give me about 4-5 world class players plus a ballon d'or winner through the Academy for free. I promise i will play Jesus in every match. god pliz!

>>77737600
pep's tactics

>Keane in charge of passing

>>77737609
All I've eaten today was an apple at breakfast, you know what fuck off I don't need to justify myself to you, what does your country even do

I thought pepe teams played nice football? This is just forcing it

>>77737621
ayy

>>77737613
>He's from the favelas

davies is so cute lads

>>77737633
Promote socialism to libtards

>get sane cause he's a beast offensive player
>pep plays him left back

>>77737635
pepe plays for besiktas la

This is like a discount Liverpool United rivalry

SET OFF MORE FIREWORKS QUICK! THEY CAN SEE HOW EMPTY THE STADIUM IS

>>77737644
Thanks mate

imagine paying 40m for a goalkeeper with a neck tattoo

Has Rooney touched the ball yet?

FUCK OFF ISIS YOU BASTARDS
THE CITY IS OURS

why isnt lukaku playing?

>quick counter attack
>rppmey blowing for tugs halfway down the pitch

i dont see empty seats

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>>77737603
Glad you could make it, friend.

>>77737654
nice

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>bring a different dimension

>this is gay

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"this is gay!"

i agree, commentator, this match is gay

>>77737668

Check the upper tiers, they've learnt and packed the ones in view of tv

>unironically playing rooney in the riquelme role

Pickford looks solid, inspires confidence

>>77737682
>Germany's bitch

>>77737668
open your eyes then

>>77737682
>Discount Germans

>>77737682
You're so irrelevant we don't even have a meme name for you

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>>77737593
>waiting 3 years on the Portuguese Louis de Funes

So this... boring shit ... is the power of Pepball.

>>77737659
The swapped him for a way better footballer

>>77737699
gonna be great when he drops a clanger against Burkina Faso at the next world cup

Where the fuck is david silva?

>>77737704
>produced history's most famous man
>irrelevant

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SOON

>>77737457
this season you mean

>>77737719
this
arnold schwarzenegger

why is ferguson at the game

>>77737719
Julius Caesar?

POOP GUARDIOLEL

>>77737728
whats his name again?

>>77737701
>>77737703
>>77737704

>amerinsecures

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>>77737669
Sipping tea and watching poop getting exposed.

>>77737719
literally who
>>77737715
What do you want when every team they play parks the bus

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>>77737603
hi

city is kinda shite

>>77737743
>literally who

The absolute state of American education

>>77737740
that one was pretty good but you're still a faggot

anyone has any good 'Pepe Guardiola' images?

keane has looked absolute dog shit so far

>britclaps

>muh minutes applause

Just stop with this fucking empty platitude

>The 3 centre backs letting themselves getting boxed in

FUCKING SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTICS

seems like they do a memorial or clap every single game these days

>Clapping for your own oppression because terrorism

Bullied himself in to passing. Should have shot.

BENDERS

Here come the edgy posts

What is happening?

Just heard that ISIS saw the minute of applause for solidarity there, and have decided to suspend all operations with immediate effect.

DAVIES SO CUTE :3

>>77737715
>>77737747
no team plays good football with that shit formation

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it didnt have to be this way

>refball to beat neverton

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>>77737761
Here la

>>77737756
Viggo mortensen? Obviously they must be as relevant as the rest of denmark because I honestly have no idea who you're referring to

>getting your holding player carded for diving
lmaio

Why aren't they doing anything for the terrorist attack in Turku and Surgut?

>no minute's silence for Charlottesville

Wow I guess when nazis kill people we're supposed to pretend it hasn't happened. Unsurprising that this fascist shit gets a pass in the days of Trump and brexshit.

If there's contact, the rules say it cannot be a booking for diving

fuck off ref

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If Manchester is United then why is there a City?

Really makes you think, huh?

>yellow for that

>>77737784
I said thanks mate

No need to keep saying it, I know I am

>diveies

>muslims attack europe
>bee logo will make it all better

>commentators shut up about diving when the replay clearly shows him full on taking him out with his knee

I fucking hate this, admit that you're wrong.

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>spend 3000m
>cant beat the english lazio

More like Dives amirite?

>>77737783
Huge if true.

>>77737798
>>77737798
roll

>>77737795
only white lives matter

>>77737798
why do i fell the darkest skinned one is the hottest

Fucking hell Madley is such a mong

>>77737798
Real females?

>>77737791
>the-course-of-peps-managerial-career.gif

>>77737774
probably because there's non stop terrorist attacks

>>77737798
for me its 5

>>77737798

rolling for 8

Reminder that Etihad literally means United

>>77737792
That flag is Austria, friend

>>77737763
Could've got EBHM and pocketed the extra £8m 2bh

>>77737798
ManU: Manchester
Manc: Manc hester