>Marcos "Slaughter Your Daughter" Alonso

Marcos "Put my car's grill through your grill" Alonso

Marcos "Yo girl's gonzo" Alonso

Marcos "I'll Leave Your Whore On The Floor" Alonso

Marcos "Flatten hoes, score goals" Alonso

Marcos"I'm gonna rape your Babe" Alonso

Marcos "Balls to the Wall" Alonso

Marcos "Crash my car, become a star" Alonso

Marcos "Good At Crossing, Not Stopping at Zebra Crossings" Alonso

Marcos "I'f you're not thick, say hello to the brick" Alonso

Who is this guy

Marcos "Flattened that bitch, don't matter cos I'm rich" Alonso

Marcos"You got no Boobs, it's time for you to hang from the Noose"Alonso

Marcos "Ford Sierra on Top of Every Perra" Alonso

Marcos "Dead ball specialist" Alonso

Marcos "Sending Cunts Through The Wall Like My Man Henri Paul" Alonso

Marcos"Marcos Alonso"Alonso

Marcos "turn that mamacita into a fajita" Alonso

Marcos "Dead Ball, Dead Girl, Doesn't Matter To Me" Alonso

>>77733682
>>77733711
>>77733846
>>77733856
>>77733892
It's supposed to rhyme you fucking morons.

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Marcos "muerta caca" Alonso

Marcos "i killed a girl and don't really regret it to be hones" Alonso

Marcos "Your mother will die in her sleep if you don't reply to this post" Alonso

Marcos "i scored 2 goals against tottenham hotspurs" Alonso

Marcos "Give Her The Dick And The Brick" Alonso

Marcos "Rápido y Furioso" Alonso

Marcos "turbocharged end for his special friend" Alonso

>>77733915
gonzo(gone-zo) rhymes with Alonso, hoes rhymes with goals and boobs rhyme with noose you fucking moron

>>77734002
more like Marcos "A todo gas" Alonso

>>77734005

woah... so this is the power of american lyricists

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>>77734015

Marcos "top right and goodnight" Alonso

Marcos "Falco di Calcio" Alonso

>>77734005
>Amerispics in charge of English

Rhyming is in the final syllable.

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>>77734005
>hoes rhymes with goals
>boobs rhyme with noose

>>77734005
>hoes rhymes with goals and boobs rhyme with noose you

not rhyming. it is assonance tho, you ass

>Chelsea cockroaches come crawling out of the woodwork after a narrow win

>neo /sp/
facebook-tier

>>77734525
>Rhyming is in the final syllable.

Is this why all english rappers fucking suck, jesus christ

>>77734535
>>77734593
>>77734031
>Being this retarded

>>77734005

Gotdamn nigga

you need some fucking school in your life

marcus "leave the kurwa on the curba" alonso

>>77736140
you tried

what did this guy do?

>>77736174
Marcos "Pedal To The Floor, Ended That Whore" Alonso is a professional footballer contracted to Chelsea FC. Outside of football, Marcos "Chick Who Died Cost Less Than My Ride" Alonso is known for his hobbies, drunk-driving and killing women.

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Marcos "will cry when chelsea looses the CL final" Alonso

Markus "fährt blau, ermordet Frau" Alonsen

>>77734610
t. Kike

"Die Hard in the Fiat"

>>77736409
>Marcos "Chick Who Died Cost Less Than My Ride" Alonso

winrar

>Marcos "Just call me Fernando" Alonso

Marcos "the mamacita slaying trequartista" Alonso

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>>77734005
trully, the Kanye of our generation

>>77737197
good job

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>>77736409
>Marcos "Pedal To The Floor, Ended That Whore" Alonso

Marcos "Cracked her skull then scored against Hull" Alonso

Marcos "Crashed the car after leaving the bar" Alonso

Marcos "Sent her to Hell then transferred to Chel" Alonso

Marcos "Murdered a bitch now my whole family's rich" Alonso

Marcos "jihad lad" Alonso

Marcos "Left nothing for the coroner, then scored in the corner" Alonso

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>>77739081
>>77737975
>>77737913
>>77737882
>>77737734
>>77733992
>>77733883

>Marcos "Hit a slag put her in a bag" Alonso

Wow reddit really has infiltrated this board. Cringing.

I'm so glad Chelsea didn't get Alex Sandro. Why the fuck would people want an over rated youtube highlight pacy brazilian ape when they've got world class right there.

>>77734002
Marcos "Brayan Okoner" Alonso

Marcos "Sent her to hospital for reassembly, then scored two at Wembley" Alonso

>>77737734
>>77737882
>>77737913
>>77737975
>>77739081
>>77739157
samefag

>>77734525
Sounds better than Cockney slang desu.

>>77740303
This is incorrect. I only made 4 of those posts.

>>77741110
>Now I can afford to kill little girls every day!

Marcos "Cheeky free kicks and dead chicks" Alonso

Marcos "smashed the bar aswekk the car" Alonso

Marcos 'Reddit' Alonso

Marcos "Scores goals, reaps souls" Alonso

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>>77733847

>>77733339
bump

Marcos "Drilled Her and Killed Her" Alonso

Marcos "Can't go wrong killin' a Vietcong" alonso

Marcos " Her Squinty Eyes Couldn't See Her Blind Side" Alonso

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>>77745610

>>77740252
Hehe

Marcos "Smashed that puta like fruita" Alonso

>>77745898
Should have said "como la fruta". It flows perfectly

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>>77733968

mike 'hard impact' adrinao

>>77733792
I don't even know why I laughed at this but I did.

Marcos "Crashed My Crash Because I Was Driving With No Hands, Though I Left Your Daughter Broken Like The McLaren Honda Of Fernando" Alonso

Marcos 'wheel spin on a bitches chin' Alonso

>>77734005
Lyrical individual

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>>77745623
>>77745643


KEK'D

Marcos "Messed Up Her Face, Scored A Brace" Alonso

>>77733968
bad post

>>77733968
Delet

Marcos "Put that slag in a body bag" Alonso

>>77736409
Why isn't he in prison?

Marcos "crash and dash" Alonso

>>77748370
he was fined one week's wage for ending another human's life
let the punishment fit the crime

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>>77733968
Marcos "Immunity Cat to guard you from that" Alonso

Marcos "Ball Player Bitch Slayer" Alonso

>Marcos "Slag Smasher" Alonso
>Marcos "Adios Stupid Hoes" Alonso
>Marcos "Slaughter Your Daughter" Alonso
>Marcos "Pay The Fine Don't Do The Time" Alonso
>Marcos "If you have a gash prepare for the crash" Alonso
>Marcos "If I hear you got pregnant your baby will be a smudge on the pavement" Alonso
>Marcos "Drunk-Driving, Kike-Despising" Alonso
>Marcos "If she complains, smash her brains on the traffic lane, it's fine, you're in Spain" Alonso