Can one of you Brazilians tell me what happened to your team?

>>77730246
Our players started going earlier and earlier to europe. They lost all their Ousadia e Alegria

Plus other teams catch up

- Training was a joke. Parreira just made them play on a reduced pitch for the entire pre-world cup period and during it. It was televised and CBF made a bunch of money from it.

- Lazyness from most of the players, they had nothing to prove, too accomplished.

- Cicinho and Gilberto were miles better than Cafu and Roberto Carlos back then, it made a huge difference, they played against Argentina in 2005 and it was a blow-out. Same for the match against Japan.

>>77730331
>Cicinho and Gilberto were miles better than Cafu and Roberto Carlos back then
I don't think I'd play Gilberto on Roberto Carlos slot but atleast I'd try to fit him in midfield just like when he played in Cruzeiro, because his speed was amazing.

>>77730357
he was a left-back, that was his position in Hertha Berlin when he got the call.

The brazilian NT right now is probably the best in the world together with the german one...

>>77730390
No, it's not.

>>77730398
it is

>>77730390
Maybe you womt lose 7-1 this time. Like.. 4-0 instead lol. I wouldn't be afraid to play you, usmnt could give you a run for your money

>>77730246
Top kek, why is Juninho in here?

>>77730439
Dude just stop posting forever

>>77730398
Marcelo is the best LB in the world, Daniel Alves is the best RB. Casemiro is on par with Modric. Thisgo Silva is one of the best defenders. Neymar, Coutinho and Gabriel Jesus is an incredible attack. I honestly can't see any other teams better than that outside of Germany.

>>77730535

Spain if they find a decent 9

>>77730535
France or Spain maybe?

Why is Casemiro so smug?

>>77730535
>Casemiro is on par with Modric.
Embarrasing

>>77730535
>Casemiro is on par with Modric
>Thiago Silva is one of the best defender
>Daniel Alves is the best RB
2/10 made me reply since the attack made you seem serious

>>77730246
>implying we're not going to win Russia 2018
Tite will carry us to glory.

>>77730246
Too much sopa

>>77730439
1/10 made reply because the 7-1 makes me salty

>>77730535
Nigga, literally half or your team is playing in Ligue 1

>>77730535
Plus, our coach is the greatest mastermind football have right now.

>>77730688
I didn't realise 'football' was a collective of people, you illiterate fuck.

>>77730688
2muchglobo4you

>>77730709
> I don't rate Tite

must be sad being a brainlet

>>77730746
Rating Tite =/= sucking his cock that hard. I rate Tite and I think the hexa will come but I don't think he is "one of the greatest football masterminds right now".

>>77730551
Morata?

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>>77730775
Yeah. This man is.

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>>77730785
Blocks your path

FIFA is scripted as fuck France win Russia and Brasil win Qatar there's no way around it.

>>77730846
Yeah, sure. And I'm sure that of all the people interested in the World Cup, the one to know how it works is some random fucking leaf.

>>77730846
https://youtu.be/lCC_iB3vLzM
Was this also fixed, leaf?

>>77730858
If people knew how it works they'd be disgusted.

>>77730858
Good point kkk

>>77730905
Pls enlighten us senpai

>>77730688
>>77730746
Just gonna say, I remember this kind of talk when Felipao managed and look how that turned out.

>>77730919
Don't take our optimism away from us. It's all we have.

>>77730919
Just let us be happy, hermano

>>77730919

Scolari was just a fat gaucho cheerleader

>>77730932
Are you fucking retarded? He totally banned Ronaldinho from the team

>>77730858

screen cap it and apologize in 2022 (if zika hasn't killed you by then)

>>77730953
Nah, I'd rather have you apologise next year when we win, contradicting your pathetic 'prediction'.

>>77730951
gaucho are people from Rio Grande do Sul, waffle

Daily reminder that Fred did nothing wrong.

>>77730775
> what is hyperbole to make a point in a funny website in a funny thread

wee lad

I will only mean seriously that he is "the greatest mastermind of this sport today" if he manage to win this world cup.

>>77730919
Nah, Felipão was never THAT praised desu.

>>77731015
That's because he literally did nothing

>>77730246
We lacked of a creative midfielder and a reliable striker. Add that to a poor manegement and a severe influence of sponsors and we have Brasil 2014.

>>77731029
I've met people that literally believe tite is the goat so the joke went over my head, sorry.

>>77731073
kek

>>77730775
He is good but will only ascend to this category after winning a World Cup.

Corruption. We still have loads of talented little shits here since it's essentially the only sport our nation cares about, it's just that they're piss poor and as such they can't afford any agents with connections to put them into a relevant club. Also, those few clubs who aren't corrupt became braindead and went with the brit's philosophy: they only care about pace and strength. No wonder >we became so shit.

>>77731141
>the only sport our nation cares about
Volleyball. And Formula 1, if that counts.

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>>77731098
He paid for all your crimes while the real culprit was Scolari and his outdated tactics.

Fred was the scapegoat when he did literally nothing wrong, it's just all the team that was playing very bad, except maybe Neymar

Fred was a decent striker and could have been a good support to Neymar (like Benzema is for Ronaldo in comparison)

You should be ashamed of what you did to Fred.

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>>77730246
Ronaldinho started partying his ass off and every brazilian player started following his footsteps.

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>>77731186
>the real culprit was Scolari

>>77730639
>implying
Nigeria is going lift the trophy. mark my words

>>77731160
really, lad? do you ever leave your house?

>>77731186
don't talk out of your arse, my man. Bernard, Júlio César and David Luiz were the ones getting the short end of the stick here. Especially Bernard. that being said, fred became shit ever since he left lyon and even at his best he wasn't that good

>>77731212
>David Luiz
He deserves every bit of scorn he gets. He's still shit to this day.

>>77731187
Nah, dat wouldn't make much of a difference tbf.
The main problem was how fookin shit our managers are

>>77731212
You shitty bastard.

When Fred left the pitch, he was literally assaulted by one of your compatriots.

You should be ASHAMED

>>77731218
What is David Luiz anyway? A defender? Midfielder?

>>77731238
A meme.

Seriously, though, he's a defender and occasional midfielder who would really, really like to be a striker.

>>77731236
Would you find reason in your head if your team was humiliated to the whole world by a score of 7-1 inside own country?

>>77731246
If it happened in Belgium (and it already happened btw but not at that scale obviously), I'm sure as fuck a player like Hazard won't be assaulted by a monkey

>>77730439
>usmnt
lol theyd slaughter your My little sawker faggots 7-1, dumb amerifat.

>>77731236
Why do you rate Fred "the Cone" so much, waffle bro?

>>77731236
he plays for the team I support and I tell you, if I could I would've assaulted him myself. the bastard's paid 1mill a month to just look around the pitch and when he's not into the mood for a game he'll intentionally earn himself a red or two yellow cards

I don't even care about his performances or lack thereof in the WC but I wish he had been abused like you think he was.

>>77731259
That's the answer I was expecting from a hypocrite.

>>77731246
Uh... Should he not? Yeah, it was humiliating, but it's just football. The behaviour of fans after the match was more embarrassing than the result itself.

>>77731259
To be fair, Hazard's actually good.

My uncle said they lost their valor

>>77730246
We adopted the same European system in our national championship. They our players lost the experience in playing playoffs

>>77731286
Their system is better though.

>>77731286
Bullshit. That 'European system' hasn't kept European teams from dominating the World Cup since 2006.

>>77731267
I don't rate him high, just saying he was decent (he played well at the Confederations Cup btw)

>>77731269
>the bastard's paid 1mill a month to just look around the pitch

seems like the description to a lot of football players to me

>>77731271
Elaborate.

>>77731274
Okay not the best example, I could have said Lukaku, it doesn't change anything

>>77731295
>(he played well at the Confederations Cup btw)
This is baffling to me. He completely dominated the 2013 Confederations Cup, but in 2014 it was like he'd had enough and downed tools.

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>>77731186
Dude, Fred wasn't the only one to be responsable for the fiasco of 2014 for sure. The entire team was average and some of them were not international level.

>>77731295
I personally don't blame him, I think he's really bad even in the brasileirão, but I don't blame him. I blame Scolari and Lu17 the most desu.

>>77731295
>seems like the description to a lot of football players to me
it's similar but see, while he loafs around other footballers are actually being useful or at least trying to be... and all that for 1/10 of his paycheck

>>77731308

Bra71l was a meme team, Belgium tier.

Cadê o outro baiano que acessa o /sp/?

>>77731335
Yep that's the point.

Sei não fera. Sou de sampa

>>77731305
I also think there was too much pressure for the team during this WC.

But Scolari did everything wrong during this WC

>>77731308
>d*nte
>d. luis
>bernard
>h*lk
What went wrong lads? Can any of you name a worse brazillian WC side than that one?

What do you guys do when you feel the urge to shitpost? Usually I only lurk or try to add something meaningful to the conversation but sometimes I get so riled up I just feel the need to bully people or find a way to completely derail a thread like calling people niggers and I fucking love it

What do?

>>77731345
I'm not sure if it's worse, but I'd nominate the 2010 side, if only because they'd played such boring football that all that I remember about it was that Kaká was wearing the number 10. At least the 2014 side was memorable, if for all the wrong reasons.

>>77731345
there isn't one yet but don't worry, it's only downhill from here

once nerman gets old you'll wish our 2014 NT back

>>77731308

>julio césar
Old as fvck
>Dante
Meme cb
>Davirgin Luiz
Another PSG meme
>Maicon
Old ass bum
>Marcelo
best lb atm
>L.Gustavo
meme dmf
>fernandinho
was at his "peak"
>Hulk,Oscar,Bernard
dank memes
>fred
not even national level

>>77731361
I post something insulting Liverpool. That's always pleasant.

>>77731361
Oh look, it's the country that serves as a backyard for Belgium.

>>77731361
Go for it, bro

>>77731365
OH GOD ARE WE GONNA BECOME ENGLAND?

>>77731362
I legit got jewed into thinking brazil 2006 and 2010 were going to win the WC.

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Look at this pic. Look at this silver boot.

At that time, Fred was the 4th (fourth) best player in the world, after CR7, Messi and Neymar.

>>77731380
I'm not THAT pessimistic but it's entirely possible

>>77731398
Ok Fred, why are you in Belgium shitposting instead of training for your next match?

>>77731405
B-but vinicius jr. and g. jesus are pretty young, r-right? Tite will make those evil germans go away won't he?

>>77730674
And the other half plays in China.

>>77731437

>vinicius jr.

Esse cara quando chegar no Halal vai ser emprestado pra pegar ritmo de jogo.

Não passará de um Willim José, e logo aparecerá numa matéria: Jóia do flamengo assina com clube turco.

>>77731450

"ritmo de jogo"

>>77731371
Oh look it's that fucking country with people who are actually pretty nice usually and aren't as loud and arrogant as the people speaking the same language

Feel pretty stupid now don't you

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>>77731361
i post this image and crack myself up

>>77731447
Better than MLS
>>77731450
Sinceramente nunca acreditei nele, tomara que dê certo, a minha única preocupação é o Guardiola estragar o menino Jesus. "to inteligant to play jesus"

>>77731450
though I agree with you based on all the games of his that I've watched you should remember that everyone thought the same of Casemiro and look how it turned out... you're probably right but it's not set in stone just yet

>>77731160
>And Formula 1
i thought you guys gave up after Senna bit the dust and if not then, after the beta cuck twin embarrassments of Barrichello and Massa

>>77731498
We pretty much gave up after Senna

kkkkk

>>77731335
sou cearense, hehe

>>77731498
We gave up on our own racers, yeah, but pretty much everyone loved Schumacher here.

>>77731266
C H I

>>77731542
LE

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cheap gaming

>>77731542
CANO

>>77731554
for me,it's god hand,dbz budokai tenkaichi 3 and pes 2008

>>77731492

tru. Casemiro was shit in São Paulo

>>77731498
Massa is bro-tier at least

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Is this the best we got now?

>>77731521
UFC?

>>77731561
>no the warriors and def jam: ny
wew

>>77731467
Oh look what you've done to the poor waffle

>>77731575
Marquingos is the next t. Silva

>>77731554
>>77731561
for me, it's san andreas, pes6, harvest moon, and budokai 1

>>77731554
For me, it's kof 97, kof 2002, san andreas, bomba patch and budokai tenkaichi 2

>>77731575

We got nice players from Brasileirão, but the media makes the NT

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>>77730246

There is nothing beautiful or good about brown people in a socialist country playing metric kickball.

Also it is inexcusable that the hot pocket man banned me for writing about sports. She doesn't know her own business. I tell you your business.

>>77730535
your fullbacks are amazing (going forward) and thiago silva is pretty good, yes. casemiro is decent but nowhere near as good as other top teams' holding midfielders.
overall it's the same as 3 years ago, potentially amazing attack if it gets its act together but no real defensive solidity

>>77731575
Firmino over Jesus?

>>77731687
Probably from a time when he was injuried
But I agree, certainly Jesus

>>77731679
>casemiro is decent but nowhere near as good as other top teams' holding midfielders

Like who? Kante? Spain still plays biscuits? Khedria? William for Portugal?

>>77731679
Who do you think will win 2018, leaf?

>>77731575
>paulinho
what the fuck, this cant be

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>>77731728
>He doesn't know about the conquerer of deportiva

We, are you in for a surprise

>>77731728
He's one of the Titebabbys in the team. See: Renato Augusto and sometimes Gil.

Neymar-Jonas-Coutinho
David Luiz-Casemiro-Fabinho
Marcelo-T.Silva-Marquinhos-Dani Alves

I suppose you could play Felipe Luis or Alex Sandro at left center mid, but this is a really solid comp

Weak spots are goalkeeper and striker.

That being said, France can field an insane team too

>>77731295
>Elaborate.
Isn't it obvious? 7-1 is our 9/11, and the players are the equivalent to the terrorists.

>>77730246
Some generations are better than others.

>>77731643
>We got nice players from Brasileirão

any player past the age of 22-23 that still plays in Brazil is garbage.

Hundreds of professional scouts rate the players, the good ones are sold to Europe.

If no one from Europe is offering money for your player, then he's shit sorry.

>>77731450
Official power rankings
1)Jóia
2) Promessa
3)Revelação
.....
10000)Ex-jóia

>>77731770
>David Luiz
pls stop

>>77731847

We can't just put 11 manlets in the team.
Luiz is one of the only big guys we have that can actually play football.

Unless you want to mention someone playing in Brazil that not even Sunderland would bid 1m for.

>>77731858
Memelinho will deliver us from all evil, my friend.

>>77731874

literally what did you mean by this

hue

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>>77731891
>he doesn't know about the euthanizer of uruguay

>>77730246
The current Seleção is doing extremely well though, not sure what you're about. First time I feel we have a real chance at taking it since 2002.

But mostly: Our base divisions are shit, Brazillian football only survives because we have a soccer culture and our kids end up training by playing in the streets.

>>77731521
>>77731577

Eu também oh macho! Faço UFC. Vamos se encontrar pra bater um racha?

>>77730246
>6
who is he ?

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>>77732198
If They play Hulk They WILL Win the cup

CADÊ OS BAIANOS DO /SP/

>>77730535

Luis Fabiano>>>>Gabriel Jesus and Firmino

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>>77730890
>Canada nada
Brilliant

>>77732247
>hulk
t. 9 year old

>>77730535
>Portugal has the most stacked midfield of all time:

William Carvalho, Adrien Silva, João Mario, Bernardo Silva, Gelson Martins, Danilo, André Gomes, Bruno Fernandes, Pizzi etc...

>TSUUUUUUUUUUUU

Cristiano Ronaldo

>Stacked defence:

Pepe, Nelson Semedo, Cédric Soares, Cancelo, Raphael Guerreiro, Coentrão, Fonte, B.Alves, Ricardo Pereira

>Top 5 GK:

Rui Patricio

>Meme magic:

Quaresma, Nani, Éder, Eliseu

>>77731575
>Coutinho
>Renato Augusto
>Paulinho
>Marquinhos
>MIRANDA
>FUCKING ALISSON

what happened to Brazil NT?

>>77730439
kek
You guys had a 3-2 win against fucking martinique. A place with a population of 300k people

>>77731575
>paulinho
>firmino
>the current state of miranda

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post yfw Brazil gets 7-1'd again next WC

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>>77731308
Hulk was the dankest meme

>>77732278
Cala boca, disgraça!

>>77732828
> >coutinho
>implying your NT is better

brasil should play the 3-4-3. Luiz is literal GOAT in a three man defence

>>77732227
Cearense bros where we at?>>77731577
>>77731521
>>77732227

>>77731575
>Alisson
>Miranda
>Renato Augusto
>Paulinho
>Firmino
Literal meme players not even international level.

>>77734671

Venha me obrigar, bata aqui em ilhéus, mané

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>>77730444
>why is Juninho in here?
being this much of b8 m8

>>77732686
>Fonte,
Fonts has been garbage since he went to West Ham
>Bruno Alves
>Rating le red card tackle man

>>77732686
did you list out names of your national players? all i see is meme magic

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BRAZIL WAS EXPOSED BY THIS MAN

>>77746833
twice, even

three times when he coaches the french NT

REMOVE
Thiago Silva
Marquinhos
Firmino

ADD
Jô
Pablo
Balbuena