Official /sp/ Alpha Sports Ranking

1: pesäpallo
rest: irrelevant

The average MMA fighter gets little betabitch paychecks though. There's fucking illegals that go around and trim grass and clean pool scum for a living that make more. Not much that's alpha about that.

Guys hitting high speed objects far with clubs isnt on there ?
Guys dressing classy and hitting tiny balls precise distances into holes no matter what distance isnt there ?

All sports currently suck.
MMA is getting better now that GSP is returning but it did a full 360 back to "let me just bleed bro" while he was gone.
F1 used to be relevant but they haven't had a worthy champion since Button. It's been just a bunch of car babies making it harder than it should be in vastly dominant cars. Fuck Honda for wasting Alonso.
Can't even think of another sport to talk about because the rest are more boring than F1 currently.

>>77729593
How the fuck is basketball any more alpha than soccer anymore? And I like basketball and not soccer

>>77729824
because the average NBA player is far more genetically gifted than the average soccer player when it comes to physical attributes like size, strength, power, length, etc.

>>77729593
>997. Golf
sorry to hear that you grew up poor.

>6th. hockey
yeah you're a faggot

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>>77729952
>golf
>alpha
pick one.

>>77729955
have you ever watched a hockey match live?

it's far more violent than you probably think.

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>>77729593
>the sport that allows bareknuckle boxing is less alpha than mandrama

>>77730075
>mandrama is the only type of wrestling.

Back to /asp/ please.

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>>77729593
>2. American Football

>>77729593
that ranking is true only if you are poor and not educated.

>>77729925
That's only useful in context.
What a shit argument, go back to high school you dweeb.

>>77729593
Hockey should be 1st with MMA a *very* distant 4th.

>Hockey not #1

OP has too much dust in his vagina

>>77729593
>mma
>boxing
>wrestling
>golf

Literally none of these are sports.

>>77729593
>1. MMA
faggot confirmed

>>77729593
The only people who think combat sports are 'alpha' are the bottom tier dipshit pseudo Chads that wear Affliction and look to get into fights at bar close

just came here to say the janitor is an absolute braindead faggot who hates fun

>>77729824
>Top soccer players are a goofy manlet and a homosexual

>wrestling

whats so alfpha about getting into doggo position and letting another man mount you

yeh nah not alpha

>>77729593
SHART

if you care about how "manly" and "alpha" the sports you watch are, you're probably an insecure beta