heh nothing personnel kid

le tricky brazilian men

>>77727504

based ivan do you have a webm of his rainbow flick?

>>77727504
Nothing that England's brave Harry Kane couldn't do

>conceding two goals against tolose

>french defending

More like french surrendering haha

Me playing FIFA.

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>we're back to the era of Brazilian tekkers and footwork

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>>77727543
sure do

>>77727602
here we call this >lambreta

>>77727602
>angry french man
kek

>>77727504
this clip is hilarious if you only focus on the ''''''''''''''defenders''''''''''

>>77727602
seems like hes having fun

>the tormentor of Toulouse

>>77727602
Kkkkkk ficou puto

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>>77727602

1000% jesus

>>77727634
"""french"""

>>77727602
>foul nerman
>yellow card
he's reached his dream of being treated like messi

>>77727623
i call it >carretilha

wtf

he was never able to pull this shit off in La Liga

>>77727504
>>77727602
wtf I love Neymar now

>>77727504
>Ligue 1

>>77727504
this is like a fight scene where the protagonist faces a horde of idiot henchmen that go at him one at a time

>>77727675
he was, but nobody cared because >messi

>>77727658

the Doom of Dijon
the Rapist of Rennes
the Bane of Bordeaux
the Calamity of Caen
the Atomiser of Ajaccio

>>77727623
>>77727673
Chaleira

>>77727504
>>77727602
THE TRITURATOR OF TOULOUSE

>>77727700
Kenshiro x random punks

>>77727709
lmao I wish

after 4 seasons I have a hard time coming up with great goals, he scored quite a few but most of them average. Don't think he's ever scored a goal after dribbling a rival

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Am I supposed to be amazed by Neymar or amazed by how shit Ligue 1 defending is?

>>77727602
how can someone achieve that saltyness level?

>>77727504
>>77727602
Two great clips for my "Neymar Jr. ● 2016/17 ● Dribbles/Skills and Goals ● HD1080p®" video.
Any other good webms?

>>77727602
Neymar always has been a disrespectful fuck.

>>77727768
break-up trauma causing severe memory loss

>>77727602
>doing this shit towards your own goal over a midfield manlet
ay

>>77727504

The MlelS unironically has better defending.

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>>77727602
can't handle the bantz

Man this is embarrassing

Are all French teams this bad?

>>77727602

how would (you) react in corentin's shoes? i think it would slap my forehead and just laugh.

>>77727602
>Jean

>>77727909
try to faul him without being carded

>>77727900
Yeah they all have Arsenal and Tottenham styles

>>77727835
No it does not mls is garbage.

>>77727909
i'd foul him,get a red card and kill myself in the locker room

>>77727602
kek no one would see his name if he hadn't fouled and got yellow carded

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>mfw nerman gets super bored of French football and comes to Liverpool to reign in the whole of England

>>77727835
Let's not overreact.

>>77727566
leaf bants and checked

>mfw youre a leaf so you probably have some degree of french blood

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tfw you always knew the french league was bad but after watching PSGs opening two games you now realise just how shit

>>77727963
he is a literal who anyway

>>77727835
>

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>>77727504
>>77727602
>Bullying literal farmers
Shameful desu.

>>77727504
Haven't seen defending this bad since the Germans invaded in 1940

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Golaço

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>>77727504

>>77727835
no. It's shit as hell and Toulouse is a shitty team.
Still, could win mls every year.

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>>77728101

>>77728108

honestly yeah it wouldn't even be a challenge. i mean we're getting there but one of the top defenders of the league got kicked out of Standard Liège.

>>77728101
dayum

>>77727504

Was Messi a fraud carried by the golden boys duo of Iniesta/Xavi and later on Neymar all along?

As a Madrista (né Madrid btw) i say yes

What do you expect of a team that is spelled "to lose" ?

>>77728178
kek

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>>77727566

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>>77728101
nice

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>>77728178

>>77728194
Photoshop ?

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>>77728194

>>77728194
oh no, another 3 days of laughing at a nation

How long until some pissed off French defender just breaks his fucking shins?

>>77727566
>french

le multicultural leaf

>>77728101
fuck that angle as seen from neymar is nice af

but where is defense?

>>77728375

i'm unironically a lifelong psg fan and was hoping for this to happen to be perfectly honest with you F.A.M

>>77728280
nope.

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/soccer/canada-suffers-humiliating-8-1-defeat-to-end-world-cup-hopes-1.1133876

this is also real. canada literally lost to a non-country.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr6Uw6iIlic

>>77727953
Stop lying, you'd go straight for the finger in the poopchute.

wow 220M neymar is unironically the best player in the league.

Shock.

>>77727835
No.

Not even joking.

No.

This thread is >french defending in a nutshell, this shit >>77728101 is worse than brasileirão tier.

>>77727602
fancy dan cunt

>>77727669
>"""french"""
>Corentin Jean
You can't even meme properly you stupid yankee cunt.

>>77727504
>>77727504
I guess it would mean more if he wasn't playing against a 10 man demoralised Toulouse who'd already lost the match half an hour before.
Do you have a webm of his other assist btw? The dive for Cavani's penalty.

>>77727504

>tinpot league

>>77728515

No it's not you dumb favelado.

>>77728515
The midtable of Ligue 1 (that is, every team between the relegation candidates and PSG/Monaco/maybe Lyon or Nice on a good year) is about the same level of our "big" 12 clubs. Exceptional teams like Cruzeiro 13/14 or Corinthians 2015 could reach a CL QF with some lucky draws, but that's about it.

That mistake on the corner was bizarre and not seen here often, but we have our own kinds of defensive mistakes in our league.

>>77728599

Are you high?
Any player worth anything is immediately sold to Europe for financial reasons.

Corinthians would get thrashed 5-0 by Anderlecht and Steua Bucharest in the group stages.

Our league is so garbage even the turf is shitty, players are walking on mud most of the time.

>>77728623
>Corinthians would get thrashed 5-0 by Anderlecht and Steua Bucharest in the group stages.
Vira-latismo is strong in this one.

>>77728659
This.
I know that friendlies are pointless, but every time we play against european clubs we do well.

>>77727623
In the brazilian deep south they call it "cacetinho"

>>77728700
It means "little penis" btw

>>77727602

The French guy had to respond in that way

when someone does something like that to you, you'd be a cuck not to foul them

>>77728739
t. G*úcho

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>>77727602

>implying this isn't all staged to make PSG look like a wonder team

>>77727504
That league is a joke. No wonder Lacazette or should I say Lacatalent dominated.

>>77728054
>He watched our league !
>Two first match !
>Will watch a third ! ahah !

>>77727602
>The Terroriser of Toulouse
>The Lambreter of Ligue 1
We're reaching percentages of Jesus that shouldn't even be possible lads.

>>77727623
Here in America we call it Uma Delcia

>>77728782
in pretty much every euro league the big teams rape the smaller ones, you see that happening in la liga everytime for example

>>77728790
>tfw psg's muslims jewed 200 million hues to watch their league for only 220 million euros

>>77727909
cute

>>77728818
of course PSG annihilates every team thats not what I mean, I mean the goals looked kind of ridiculous

>>77728841
200 million hues and god knows how many other Neymar fanboys in the world. I bet when I go home to Miami I'm going to see a bunch of Neymar PSG shirts.

>>77728375
I doubt it, he was pulling the same shit when he played in the Brazilian league

>>77728876
>tfw I got jewed into watching all psg matches this season and will also watch the next ones
I miss having more than one decent brazillian player.

>>77728876
>when I go home to Miami
t. Orlando Tavarez

>>77728938
Iktf
Qtinho is shit

>>77728599
>in our league

in your NT too, actually

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaFNom6xCVU

1:07 for maximum keks

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>>77728194

>>77728101
Nice advert for EA Sports

>>77727602
€222 was a bargain 2bqh

>damn those clowny defenders in lel liga know my tricks already
>hol up I know what to do
>just gonna play in another league with clowny defenders

bravo Neymar

>>77728938
What if Nerman signs to China next?

>>77728623
Anderlecht and Steau are teams that dominante they're domestic leagues though, I have no doubt the top Brazilian teams would beat the likes of Toulouse, Deportivo, Swansea etc.

Ligue 1 is the perfect league for Neymar because the defenses are shit.

>>77729004
yfw that french side had more pacey niggers and shitskins than brazil

>>77729061
For 500 mil a year? Would be hard to reject that, most of these guys go to Europe for the money anyway, why not go to china for enough money to buy your own club

>>77728101

is the french league this shit?

>>77729017
Wait Lukaku is canadian ?
It explain a lot...

>>77729094
I mean, obviously.

>>77729078
>pacey niggers
> France 2006

Wut?

>>77729084
lol the china money bubble is due to bust.

Clubs aren't receiving gov funding anymore.

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>>77729133
They might not be pacey.

Neymar finally found his level

>>77729177
The one who fits this description the best here is Ribéry tbqh

>>77728597
Nice argument, that corner defending was horrible.

>>77729177
Are you seriously a Brazilian complaining about niggers?

Dont you have mirrors in your country?

i hope Neymar dies in my lifetime

>>77729094
Half of the players in this league are Blacks completely inepts with their legs and at tactical discipline.

Arsenal's fanbase is taking a HEAVY hit from the recent success of PSG. All of those French African black youths who used to support Arsenal are now transferring en masse to become PSG customers.

>>77729177
Eric, William, Lilian, Patrick, Franck, GOAT, Sylvain, Claude, Fabien, Willy, Thierry.

At least their first name are absolutely croissant.

Really looks like its fixed

>>77729217
I don't get how you blind fucks cannot see whats in front of your eyes.

Look at the curve of the ball. Literally some Roberto Carlos shit, totally faked the defender who was going for the clearing header.

>>77729221
I'm not complaining, it's just weird for a french side ro look less white than a brazilllian side

>>77729177
This is burger tier embarrassing, just do the same thing the germans did to keep their NT german.
At least their Rugby team is alright.

>>77729257
>implying PSG didn't literally buy Ligue 1

>>77729313
half of the german NT is polish and turkish
fuck off back to /pol/ retard

>>77729295
how could any side look less white than actual chimps like Brazil??

>>77729322
PSG probably bought the Balloon Door for Nerman and the WC for our NT aswell

>>77727504
He has the Barca DNA. Perhaps they should buy him as nerman's replacement.

>>77729388
>He has the Barca DNA.

he's good at diving alright

>>77728194
day of the rake

>>77728565
>10 man demoralised Toulouse
PSG were the ones that went down to ten men. Try watching the match next time.

>>77729333
List of germans players during the 2014 WC.

>Neuer
German.
>Lahm
German.
>Boateng
Mutt.
>Howedes
German.
>Kramer
German.
>Schweinsteiger
German.
>Kroos
German.
>Muller
German.
>Ozil
Turkish.
>Klose
Polish.
>Schürrle
German.
>Gotze
German.
>Mertesacker
German.
>Khedira
Half breed arab.
>Hummels
German.

Not to mention Weindenfeller, Draxler, Durm, Ginter and Kevin.
Where is the fucking turkish and polish half, retarded monkey?

>Has to run off from La Liga to France to be able to pull this kind of shit
>>77727504
>>77727602
Shit player, desu. He had to become a big fish in a small pond to give himself some validation. At least Ronaldo and Messi stuck with the most difficult football league and prospered, this little frail Brazilian bitch had to run off to PSG.

Good luck "carrying" that team, n*gger.

>>77729452
stop infecting your crap in every board you virgin imbecile, just look at their starting eleven and see that pretty much half are non-germans.

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>>77729476
>the most difficult football league

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>>77729017

>>77729479
Show me proofs then, dishonest ape, you're just talking out of your ass.

>>77729497
I have better things to do than to entertain some recluse virgin obsessed with niggers.

>>77729479
Go back to /pol/ you mongoloid bitchfaggot

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>>77727504
>>77727602
G O A T
O
A
T

>>77729517
LE BASED FRENCHMAN
but seriously though, /pol/ hues are fucking hilarious

>>77729512
You clearly don't since you're right here doing exactly this, the difference being that you don't actually show any proofs on what you're saying.
Just neck yourself, mongoloid ape.

>>77727909
when I was a kid the couple of times I played some kid did this to me then turned around and insulted me for being shit at football and laughed at me

>>77729559
The hypocrisy in a Brazilian adhering to /pol/ ideology is stunning.

>>77729562
Are you white?

>>77727602
>ligue 1 defending

baka

>>77729575
hope kicked him in the shins desu

>>77728523
he thought because corentin jean looks like the non whites he sees on a daily basis in his 84% non white country that corentin jean is also non white

>>77729577
>/pol/ have one ideology
>the 200 milion people in Brazil are just the same
>people are obligated to follow an especific "ideology" based on where they were born

I don't know what is more absurd in your post, monkey friend.

I wish Barton still played in France. He'd probably break Nerman's legs for a laugh.

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>>77729598
Just wait to see our keepers

>>77729495
t. Lost to Moortugal for the first time in 30 years AT HOME after buying the victory bus and celebrating prematurely

France a shit at everything.

>>77729613
also i thought lafont was supposed to be good?

>>77729623
Well tbqh I don't follow Toulouse (at all) but he was memed up for a while yes. I haven't really heard about him much for a while now though.

>>77729612
>implying the inbreed weak Barton is any brave irl

Literally keyboard warrior.

>>77729613
The fuck are you doing so far off your line

>>77728926
BR? BR? HUEHUEHUE league sounds like the entire game is filled with people trying to do tricks though.

>>77729613
That's a nice strike desu

>>77729649
It is. Pls watch our league, it's like when a little kid finds out how to do tricks in a football game

>>77729684
>a whole league of neymar wannabes
no thanks

>>77729706
They're actually Ronaldinho and Ronaldo wannabes. Still better than Ligue 1 and MLS though

>>77729575
used to love doing this to other kids desu

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>>77729757
Don't shit on my league.

I swear it's getting better.

>>77729772
It's ok Burger, my league is also shit

>>77729803
I unironically think MLS is pretty good though.

>>77729815
Its comfy as fuck. You guys know how to make anything watchable.

>>77729815
I only watched 3 games to get an idea of the level, it was much worse than expected desu

>>77729815
What are the best teams in MLS?

>>77729815

it's the best non-European league after Mexico, which admittedly isn't saying much

>>77729837
Burgers make great tv desu, probably because all of those jews

>>77729852
Probably Toronto FC right now, and NYCFC play pretty well at times.

Atlanta United plays some very fun to watch futbol though.

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>>77729815

>pretty good

just stop please

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>>77729914
>Belgium

>french soccer

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>>77729921

i see what you're trying to do here but I implore you to stop thinking MLS is even remotely not shit before you make a complete ass out of yourself

>>77729959

it's literally on par with the Belgian league, if not better.

>>77729617
>France a shit at everything.
even when we put our lads on your throne kek

>>77728101
Wow. I love that second camera angle, too.

>>77728101
that is the only goal I've ever wanted to see
I think I can stop watching this sport now

L1's matchday highlights are out guise
https://www.youtube.com/user/Ligue1official/videos

Haha ligue 1 is shit right guys xD those defenses top kek

Who here /remember/

Man U - Arsenal (8-2)
Chelsea - Arsenal (6-1)
City - Man U (6-1)
West brom - Man U (5-5)
City - Arsenal (6-3)
Norwich - Liverpool (4-5)
Swansea - crystal Palace (5-4)
Everton - bornemouth (6-3)

... And tons of others legendary great EPL games where we could experience the art of defending!

>>77730508
>he has to cherry pick matches from the last 5 years

>>77728101

>French "defending"

>>77730508
>Chelsea - Arsenal (6-0)

>>77730620

ligue 1 has a worldwide reputation for finishing 0-0

>>77727602
literally SEETHING

I unironically want to start following Ligue 1 now.

What team should I follow that isn't meme or PSG?

>>77731019
Nice has Seri, Monaco has Mbappe and Marseille has Payet

Any of those i guess

>>77731019
Monaco, Lyon, Lille for Bielsa memes, maybe Nice if they get their shit together

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>>77727602
God, he's back to Santos level of bantz.

The salt will be incredible.

>>77731057
seri is going to bartha

>>77731019
And Marseille of course

>>77731076
That's true. There's still >Memeotelli

>>77728178
Underrated post.

>>77729017
>>77728194
day of the rake!

>>77731019
monaco, the tiger and mmbrrrrraaaape

>>77729476
>>77727602
He'd do this exact stuff in Barca when they were comfortably up. Neymar loves showboating. He's done a better rainbow flick than that at Barca, and been fouled for this exact type of behaviour before.

>>77731019
>Marseille is very popular but mediocre, although entertaining
>Monaco is very bandwagonable overall (constant flow of young talent formed at the club + Falcao)
>Lyon never wins but is always "almost there"
>Nice is the hipster's choice

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>>77732042
Also, Marseille has the most passionate fans, best stadium atmosphere, and best history by far. If you care about authenticity, this is the best club. But be ready for painfully bad performances.

>>77732042
>>77732068
I second that

>>77732042
ahem pierre, i actually prefer Clermont Foot in Ligue 2

>>77727909
I'd foul him and then kick him in the gut when he's on the floor.

>>77732149
>>77728466

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>>77732103
>i actually prefer Clermont Foot in Ligue 2

>>77729854
I've been seeing this a lot recently. When did Liga MX get so highly rated? Not even Mexicans are willing to admit they're the best league, most of them say 3rd or 4th behind Argentina, Brazil, and maybe Colombia.

Big deal. Outside 4 clubs, Ligue 1 is on the level of Liga MX

>>77732252
they're also uncomfortable with the fact that their NT is the 2nd or sometimes 3rd best in CONCACAF and would prefer the world to think they're miles ahead of the continent and belong with superior south americans
draw your own conclusions

>>77732258
And if I cut off your balls, you're on the level of a woman. This is true for every league.

>>77727602
he is officially /ourguy/
brb santos neymar jersey off ebay

>>77727504
I hope someone destroys his ankle in some Euro game. He might learn after that

>>77728194
Leaf enternally btfo.

>>77730008
Not really when you consider who came out of the belgian league

Its always good to see a guy trying to live up to his megastar status.
And yes, the defense was atrocious but not really worse than the Swansea's this weekend or the one against which Messi will score his yearly dribbly-drobble goal.

>>77728748
You're supposed to fucking tackle them and make them regret it, not fucking pull their shirt.

>>77727835
They'll answer no but it does. There are no fucking tactics in France. The whole league revolves around which nigger gets tired of sprinting back and fourth faster.

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>>77732258
>4 clubs

>Nobody talked about Ligue 1 on /sp/ before beside Ligue1fag (RIP)
>Now everybody talk about it in a bad way
Still better than nothing

>>77732252
The league itself is better than anything in south america. The talent probably not but specially in the past decade where Europe is basically buying younger and younger it's becoming irrelevant. MX is the league of the Americas. There's a lot of money involved and it's taken some serious CONMEBOL trickery to keep Mexican teams away from winning Libertadores

>>77732258
PSG would probably lose to Tigres on neutral ground tbqh. God knows Nerman and Cavani can't do shit against them.

>>77729852
The league is so shit that teams go from first to last (Colombus) and vice versa (Chicago) all the time

joke league

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Maybe he'll stop destroying shitter teams once the CL starts.

>>77732662
You really are surestimating MX league (or underestimating PSG, for that matter)

>>77732701
current monaco would walk all over any MX team, but not PSG

Nice to see that we slowly yet surely realize that Neymar is better player than Missi

is the MLS stronger than most of the French league?

>>77732068
That's not how you spell St-Etienne.
Marseille fans are funny nignogs but them claiming they're the best supporters is cringeworthy, especially when they leave the stadium early when they get BTFO. Their stadium is beautiful tho

>>77727504
>Bragging about outdoing plumbers

>>77733152
Welcome to football my friend

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>>77732068
>Also, Marseille has the most passionate fans, best stadium atmosphere,
Delusion

> and best history by far.
You know your club is garbage when a tv show dedicated to old murder stories make a 90 mn special episode about their cheating past.

>If you care about authenticity, this is the best club.
Le quadrissimo customer talking about authenticity top kek

>But be ready for painfully bad performances.
True dat

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>>77729476
>the most difficult football league

>>77731019
Saint-Étienne

>>77732068
t. bernard tapie

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>>77733768
>les verdâtres

>>77733135
Saint-Étienne has great supporters but I don't see how a foreigner would want to bandwagon them, apart from their meme status.

>>77733255
OUR PRESIDENT EMMANUEL "JUPITER" MACRON SUPPORTS MARSEILLE, WE HAVE A LITERAL GOD ON OUR SIDE, GET OVER IT PARISCOCU

PARISIEN TÊTE DE CHIEN LMAO

>>77729613
this happened 2 days ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hT3J5U0_I8

>>77728061
>not recognising corentin jean as that wonderkid you signed in fm13

>>77728623
This guy made me real mad.

>Our league is so garbage even the turf is shitty, players are walking on mud most of the time.
This kind of thing is just straight up false nowadays, since the WC the fields are at least half decent.

>Corinthians would get thrashed 5-0 by Anderlecht and Steua Bucharest in the group stages.
They managed to honestly beat Chelsea a few years ago, I don't think they would get THRASHED

>>77732589
nigger i've made the mistake of watching a couple of mls matches your players are running around like a bunch of headless chicken with the ball bouncing off of them don't you dare talk shit about other leagues when even woman's soccer or romanian football looks better than that shit i've seen

>>77734077
why is PK there?

>>77729613
Nice strike, goalkeeper not even that much at fault.

>>77727504
wew haven't seen this bad defending sinse the last time I watched the >eredivisie

>>77734352
That's probably what PSG fans have been asking themselves last season

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>>77729658
>>77734638
It was just a hidden way to promote my team
Damn nerman scoring a wonder goal throwing his shadow over Fékir

>>77729479
What the fuck are you even trying to say lmfao, absolutely fucking pathetic when you already got told, you still keep trying to whine about
>"no stop talking crap" holy shit you have to go back

>>77727504
> Neymar scores an even more impressive goal against Juve, passing all the defense like its nothing
NEYMAR IS GOAT GOLAZOOO HURR

> Neymar does a similar thing against Toulouse
FRENCH DEFENDING THE STATE OF LIGUE UH TERRIBLE LEAGUE


> The absolute state of /sp/

>>77729452
Klose was born in polish to german parents, hes ethnically german

>>77727673
>>77727723
Balaozinho.

Neymar is on his way to become the best french footballer since Zidane.

>>77734724
This.

Also implying that scoring against Eibar, Elche or Getafe is significantly harder than against Toulouse.

>>77730008
Jelle and Ciman were MLS All Stars retard. You guys aren't on par at all. Van Damme tought playing for fucking Antwerp was a better idea than play for the Galaxy.

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>>77729476
>lelga
>Difficult

>>77735225
That's the football equivalent of African dictators' elections

>>77734724
>friendly

>>77729476

not sure it is actually the most difficult league, neither the most beautiful. LaLiga is the one with the greatest number of really good teams between 3rd and 8th place.

>>77732068
>most passionate fans, best stadium atmosphere

typical marseillais faggot always lying. you didn't even attend games for a year because you were unhappy with the team.

>>77727669
many ethnic Frogs really are swarthy like that

>>77735225
>FC Barcelone
>TSSU

Top kek

>>77727909
Go through his knees at the next opportunity

>>77727602
>referee gives a yellow

Man europe is so cucked, here you get a free pass to murder him and get yellow

>>77735315
Southern people are demanding and the butthurt can be real, it's nothing new. In the 60s a Marseille-Forbach match only had an attendance of 434 people.

>meanwhile, PSG was too busy not existing

>>77729094
Yes. PSG are a mercenary company built to win international competition by billionaires who want to make money. The rest of the league is absolute garbage Netherlands tier.

With Neymar they'll win the CL without a problem and definitively kill the last illusion that football has any integrity.

>>77735225
this was 5 years ago, gonna be 6 soon

>>77728101
and they said la liga defending was shit, this guy is going to have so much fun playing there, I'm going to unironically watch the french league just for this guy

>>77735728
>Let me tell you about soccer
t. John MacNigger

>PSG are a mercenary company
Not more, not less than top20 Footbal Club.
>built to win international competition by billionaires who want to make money.
No, they are already billionaires, obviously they don't want. It's 50% toy, 50% global communication and story telling.
>The rest of the league is absolute garbage Netherlands tier
Monaco was in CL Semi final last year. PSG without the remontada could also.
>kill the last illusion that football has any integrity
Are you 12 ? Did you just fucking wake up from coma ? Modern football is "modern" since at least 25 years. The richest club win the league and the CL...

>>77735728
>PSG are a mercenary company built to win international competition by billionaires who want to make money
Not true, I don't support PSG but it existed before Qatar, it has a real history and real fans that were there when Francis Llacer was the club's superstar. It is not a MLS club. What you say reflects the fact you are a plastic and ignorant consumer.

>The rest of the league is absolute garbage Netherlands tier
So that's why Monaco is the actual champion and does well in CL every year?

>>77734724
they shit on ligue 1 to pretend they know football and fit in.

ligue 1 is shit tho

>>77727602

>cant do this shit in a professional league
>fucks off to a kiddy league

pottery

>>77735728
>With Neymar they'll win the CL without a problem
Lol

>> The absolute state of /sp/
If you take out Rosebeefs and burgers....And seething cucktalans...I don't see so much retards.

>>77729017

holy fuck i lel'd

>>77736584
ITT: French bashing and French auto-bashing

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>>77736437
Same reason why the French watch Liga MX probably, watching Gignac having some fun destroying teams.

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>>77737166
also, check 'em

>>77727504
That isnt a great goal, it's just horrific defending.

>>77728101
Little boy league

>>77735390
And yet he was the pain of Penarol

>>77738644
yours is even worst as an almost retire player can score from corner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4myldOypqs

>>77738836
I never denied it Jacques.

>Be Falcao
>GOAT striker in Ligue 1
>Come to EPL
>Get shut down by Lee Cattermole and Phil Jagielka
>Go back to Ligue 1
>GOAT striker again

>>77729575
I wouldn't do this in the field, but I used to insult my direct opponent and tell him he was shit at football all the time, it really affected them. Sometimes they even cried, it worked every time

>>77738885
>Expose Otamendi and Stones in UCL

>>77738885
>Be Jese
>Absolute shit in ligue 1
>Come to EPL
>Expose Arsenal
wow premiere league is so inferior to french league muuuuuuh

>>77738885
>Be Mahrez
>Benched in french Ligue 2
>Come to EPL
>Win championship and best player of season

>>77738885
>Be Kanté
>Bottom average ligue 1 player
>Come to EPL
>Win championship 2 times in a row
>With 2 different teams
>Won player of the season trophy

Cathar genocide best day of my life

>>77738885
>Be Payet
>Average with Marseille
>Come to EPL
>Become 2nd best player of the year
>Go back to Ligue 1
>Average again

>>77738885
>be Martial
>score 9 goals with Monaco
>come to EPL
>score 11 goals with Manchester

>>77729253
>At least their first name are absolutely croissant.

>William
>Lilian
>Patrick
>Willy

0% croissant. It's just one step above the degenerate pseudo-Anglo names footballers have nowadays, in they're more or less 'real' names.

>>77732068
Saint-Étienne probably has the better atmosphere right now, but yeah it's up there.

Lens is also a good club, too bad they're in the shitter now.

>>77740498
Lilian is not 100% croissant like François, but historically it's croissant enough.

>>77740592
It's English for Liliane. And it somehow became a name here when moronic bored parents thought they were being smart coming up with 'new' names. If the name had an actual male from in French, it would be Lilien.
It's not 'croissant enough', it's purely and simply not French, period.

Sure, it's better than Abdel-Kader or Mohammed-Kevin. That doesn't mean it's not shit. Settling for the less worst is never the solution.

>>77740725
Pauvre Lélian :(

>>77732711
PSG would do the same. OM, Nice, Lille, Rennes, etc aren't better than Tigres, America, Monterrey on neutral location.

>>77741013
Lyon would dominate them though.

>>77727900
>Are all French teams this bad?

They are premier team feeders, of course they are.

>>77740725
> Literally mad at peoples names

Jesus Christ I don't want to be you

>>77741013
Top kek keep believing that Pedro

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>>77741290
>yfw Gignac dominates the Liga MX

Thauvin, Balotelli and Fekir would crush that.

>>77736601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yue-2kEotko

>>77727504
can we get a close up of this?

>>77738885

>Lukaku has nearly 100 goals at 24 in the EPL and he can barely control with his feet kek

>>77727504
>>77727602
literally best of the world rg atm

>>77727670
that's the reason he moved there imo
he was treated like shit by everyone but barca fans back in Spain.. now he can do that and everybody praises it, even giving the defender a yellow lmao

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>>77727602

Ligue 1? More like Ligue Pro.

Pls watch our league