>The raider of Toulouse edition
More like To Lose, am I right, bros?
>caring about league un
Y tho?
U think anyone will watch just because of the new meme Player?
Lmao @ ur lyfe m8
>>77724552
there must be some french bro around here somewhere
>>77724552
>nerman
>meme player
Batman loko is not a meme.
the guitarrist of guingamp
MUH EMOTION
ITS MONEYMAR TIME
Is there a better long passee than verrati nowadays?
>>77724753
that was embarrassing
Tell me more about Gradel
sell di maria
>>77724865
my sides
>>77724865
he's white
>>77724865
can I save this picture?
>>77724865
I heard he's pretty dummy.
>>77724926
it's all yours my friend
>>77724865
100% white genes
>the terminator of Toulouse
>>77724865
what a legend that Mooy lad is, winning the game for Terriers in the afternoon and then flying to France to help Toulouse in the evening
Is Neymar in love whith Di Maria or what?
>>77724998
We dem mooy's boys
>>77724998
his buying clause is 1 euro, he plays every matches
No Yannick "the butcher of Corsica" Cahuzac on the pitch to caress Neymar's ankles. Disappointing.
Is this the offical thread for the game? it seems I'm in the wrong one, this thread is too slow with too few posters.
If it was Pogba fucking up this badly in an irrelevant league like France, this thread would be packed
>>77725035
>french humor
FOR FOCKS SAKE
HE MISSED HE HASN'T SCORED YET WHAT'S HAPPENED
>>77725085
at least it's faster than portuguese league right?
>watching ligue 1 unironically
I mean I guess if you want to watch nerman.
>>77725089
He isnt even playing that bad tbqh, nothing special yet but he just needs to settle a bit I think. PSG is actually surprisingly fun to watch, dont even regret putting it on
>nerman
>cavani
ajajajajjajajajajajajaaaaaaaaaa
Classic Cavani.
CLASSIC
A
V
A
N
I
That's -1 assist for Nerman.
the city of psg
>PSGay
J
U
S
T
KEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEK
haha
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>THE CITY OF PARIS
HAHAHAHAHAHA
MY SIDES
>>77724431
TOULOUSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it a good idea to /lifelong/ psg this year? Was previously considering real but idk. Just can't be a barcelona fan anymore desu they aren't gonna win anything
Cracking goal tbf.
Where the fuck was Dani Alves?????????
I mean, PSG will win regardless, but top kek.
>>77724865
He's the GOAT
>kurzawa
>dani alves
>thiago silva
ajajjajajjajajjajajjajajjajajjajajjajajjajajaj
CONCEDING TO A BOURNEMOUTH REJECT
NERMAN, THE TRANY OF TOULOUSE
>>77724431
The Sadic of Saint-Germain
>>77724865
he just scored
rating cavani is statsfag filter
L-LEAVE IT TO ME
>>77724865
He SCORED !
>areola
oblak when
>>77725216
HE'S NOT WHITE! THEY LIED TO US !
>>77725187
It's a great idea
We /lifelong/ now burger bro
>4th match of the season
>already lost the ligue
>>77724865
The pounder of Paris
>20 minutes in
>Nerman doesn't even have and hat trick yet
What a fucking meme.
>losing points to To Lose two years in a row
Sasuga, QSG kun
Trapp's injury and playing Areola last season was literally the reason PSG lost the title to Monaco.
He dropped some 12-15 points conceding from soft shots.
That goal is 100% on Dani Alves though.
>>77724431
THE STATE OF KURZAWA
>>77724865
Poland do something
>>77725133
DAMAGE CONTROL
>>77724865
>MFW HE SCORED
>MFW HE IS NOT WHITE
>>77725263
>Trapp
>Good keeper
Pick one
>>77724865
>spend a gorrillion euro on the hottest new memes
>lose against a team of literal whos that field NPC's
lulz
>>77725263
Trapp is shit though.
>>77724431
more like
>the raided by Toulouse
for now
>cavani
50p bet for a draw will get me £6 thanx psg.
My dubs say 0 - 2 with a goal by Somalia
> Unai Mémery
>>77725263
>trapp
Shit
>areola
Shit
Just buy oblak already and give up on the mbappe meme
>>77725360
I meant, these numbers right here
Lafont > Areola
Lafont > >LOLris too if today's Spuds game is any indication
>>77725393
thats very very week anon
>>77725384
too late, memebrap already bought
COME ON LET BEN ARFA PLAY
Come on draw
Why can't we play Guingamp every week
>>77724865
He's modeling for video games
>>77725401
Fuck I cursed it
considering sudoku tbqh
>>77725360
>>77725393
You meant these??
>>77725410
Fuck it money obviously means nothing just buy oblak too
NERMAN
APOLOGISE
JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR
TAP IN MERCHANT
NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR
based rabiot tho
APOLOGIZE
HAHA HE ACTUALLY DID IT ABSOLUTE MADMAN
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>THE TORMENTOR OF TOULOUSE
THE TRITURATOR OF TOULUSE
PEDE DESCULPAS
Monkey didn't deserve that goal
The tormentor of Toulouse finally strikes
Rabiot, what a lad
>le expensive chicharito
Give me the god damn stream please
>"junior" neymar!
>runs to get ball like he wants to kick off asap
>then does stupid celebration
wtf
>The serial killer of toulouse
I've always loved Toulouse's name. Its just so fun to say.
I've decided I'm now a lifelong.
Hows the team? The city? What about the fans? I hope they're not Liverpool tier cancer.
>>77725455
Desculpa, Ney.
>the tap-in of toulouse
THE TAP IN TERROR OF TOULOUSE
>>77725472
66ce42b59cd7028be149ee7e7ca17066910b2db3
world class tap in
>>77725472
quality is pretty shit tho
http://sportslive4u.com/events/paris-saint-germain-vs-toulouse-live-streaming/
>>77725472
why isn't it aired in freedomland, too few customers?
How many goals Nerman will score in this meme league?
i will go for last digits
lafond is a better goalkepper than areola
>>77725483
It's a rugby city really
>>77725514
my last 2 digits
>>77725483
There are no fans my dude I think you're the only one
>>77725492
it was a actually a good goal tho
>the Merah of Toulouse
>>77725483
toulouse is a rugby city, the city is alright
>"He'll probably score a goal a game for PSG. Especially against the shitter sides in Ligue Un"
So all of them.
>>77725501
They never air psg games live when Barca or real are playing
>>77725501
It's Ligue 1, irrelevant
>THE TRAUMATIZER OF TO-LOSE
APOLOGIZE
>yfw 1 assist and 1 goal per game
>>77725536
>>77725527
>>77725522
Fuck. Well at least I'm not a band wagoner...
>>77725514
over 25 unless he breaks his leg
>Rabiot upstaging Nerman 3 minutes later
RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE RABIOTE LA FIOTTE
>>77725483
Expect brown manlets dreaming of an airbus job,
>>77725483
I currently live in Toulouse, it's an okay city.
Almost no fans so tickets to the games are cheap.
Mostly a Rugby city but the Rugby team has been going down the drain during the last years.
>>77725483
Toulouse is a rugby city. Big urban area (for France), core of Airbus and the aero industry in Europe, lot of technological business related to it there.
Also one of the big 5 hotspots for radical islamists production in France.
>>77725539
>inb4 50 goals and 35 assists per season
>>77725523
23 goals sounds possible.
>>77725582
Aurier said rabiot was OG
>>77725483
Airbus City
But you will be the only football fan there
RABIOT STRAIGHT UP NEXT GOAT
RABIOT STRAIGHT UP NEXT GOAT
RABIOT STRAIGHT UP NEXT GOAT
RABIOT STRAIGHT UP NEXT GOAT
rabiot > poogbad
>>77725593
>Also one of the big 5 hotspots for radical islamists production in France.
What are the other 4? Marseille, Paris and?
>>77725550
>>77725546
They should buy a burger player but none of them are good enough right now
apologise
>>77725531
Edgy
>>77725624
puliGOD would destroy ligue 1
talk about a slow thread
and frogs swear their league is not shit
>>77725595
>tfw you would expect at least that amount for the money paid and the quality of league
>>77725622
Brussels and London. Maybe Birmingham too.
Rabiot is actually better than Overrati
>>77725642
puliWHO?
>>77725624
There's the Pulisic meme. He's good but probably not enough for PSG.
>>77725650
but our ligue is shit, we all aknowledge it
Toulose? More like to lose, amirite guise?
>>77725531
>>77725650
i don't get why draxler isn't playing anymore. he doesn't play the same position as neymar. neymar is playing as a 10 now and draxler is a winger/midfielder.
> Adds Rabiot to whishlist
>>77725658
I think he meant in France. There's also no way that there's two here and none in Germany.
>>77725658
>>77725593
>>Also one of the big 5 hotspots for radical islamists production in France.
>islamists production in France.
>in France
>FRANCE
>>77725650
It is shit, especially these small teams, they all park the bus
>>77725664
>Overrati
uh oh
nice
>of france
>brussels, london and Birmingham
>french education
In my monday night 6 a side league there isna team called
" Expected Toulouse "
>>77725691
but that happens everywhere
>>77725622
Paris
Toulouse
Nice
Lyon
Lille
I know it's surprising and counter-intuitive at first, but all of those are bigger in this than Marseille
>>77725677
should be Draxler-Ney-DiMaria with Cavani upfront
Rabiot-Verratti
no need for Motta
>>77725677
draxler > dimaria
>>77725676
Max Gradel ?
>>77725669
>amirite guise
>Nerman doin Charo dance
fuckin kek
>brazilian tv literally stopping the hue league game every 5 mins to show nerman
Fuck yes.
>>77725691
That's a fucking meme. There hasn't been a 0-0 game yet.
>>77725709
[citation needed]
>>77725677
He started training late. I hope he'll take di maria place
who slipped
When do we sell Di Maria for €50M ?
In all seriousness, Verratti is the 3rd best U30 CM in the world, only behind Thiago and Kroos.
That pass was great. Also
>Cavani
refball
>CAVANI
>>77725743
didn't say they were good at parking it mdr
>>77725709
>Lille
>>77725731
cavani is so fuuucking slow, psg deffo need a better striker if they want to win CL
>>77725676
>the state of Gradel
>cavani offside
legit goal desu
mah boi cavani got refballed
the linesman of limoges
>>77725770
sell Dolberg now !
WTF is Motta still doing in PSG?
>>77725770
Could Mbappe lead the line for them alone?
>>77725770
Name one
>>77725752
>Thiago
>kross
KEK
He's the best one by a large margin.
>>77725770
who should they get?
>>77725792
Collecting foodstamps
>>77725808
Giroud
>>77725804
>not rating Kroos
Scrub
>>77725828
lol
l o l
LOL
>>77725624
Maybe Josh Perez, Weston McKennie and Bobby Wood.
Geoff Cameron can definitely play in Ligue 1 but he's not going now at his age.
>>77725793
No
Cavani-Mbappe
-----Neymar-----
>>77725734
Globo trying their hardest to make people forget 7-1
Pathetic
What kind of odds could I get now for PSG Toulouse?
>>77725677
Don't you know lad he's going to arsenal for £30 million
>>77725808
Aubameyang
>>77725863
The Sun said it was for £25M
cheaper than John Evans
Draxler needs to get game shape soon. He's ten times the player Di Maria will ever be.
>>77725839
Did you like my joke texas-senpai?
>>77725832
>slow
>can't tackle
>muh pass completion
>can't score
>can't assist
LMAO
When Cavani doesn't fuck up they take his goal away
LOLOLOL
>>77725894
isnt that the other way around
>>77725891
It's still delusional to ever believe they'd sell him at a loss
>>77725867
PSG said no when he supplied them
Nobody wants him, except chinese and E"P"L
>>77725848
They'd better take a chinese anyway, bigger market
>>77725863
Kek
>>77725900
He is not bad, just painfully overrated.
>>77725920
How much did they spend on him?
>>77725929
He's upgraded Cavani
>>77725746
One of those specialist directors of international information office on security and terrorism they regularly invite on France 5, whose I can't remember the name.
Don't know if he's right, but well he's a specialist and a consultant for the state on terrorism, so I guess he knows more than me on this subject.
Stop watching this stupid league
>>77725820
mind if I save it?
>>77725920
Its delusional to believe the will sell him, he is only 23 and made and an excellent season with PSG and his NT.
They will get rid of Lucas and Di Maria.
Draxler worth more than 80M.
>>77725966
>premier league
>>77725966
ligue 1 is the league of the future
have fun with your "english" """premier"" """"""""league""""""""
>>77725957
€40 I think
>>77725985
the Championship has more European pedigree than the Qatar mini league
>>77726009
>€40
Guaranteed profit at least desu senpai
>>77725978
I genuinely despise Poocas, but I say let Di Maria go to Inter (allowing them to sell Perisic) or Barca.
>>77726016
the premier league became a retirement league desu
>>77726009
38M to be precise
a bargain
>>77726026
Gotta love that exchange rate
>>77725709
>Roubaix not in the list
>>77726045
nee
>>77726059
Reminder that the € is a meme concocted by the international Jew.
Neymar > Messi
hope >we keep pastore and drax
>>77726069
m8, Lille-Roubaix-Tourcoing is pretty much the same thing
>>77726016
mate, even Jesé is world class in your meme league
>>77726124
have a meritocratic manager
>>77726117
Messi will for sure get hurt this year with how much they are going to have to play him
>>77725787
Will psg become the least black team in the ligue 1?
this league is so shit
>>77726163
>neymar
>white
>>77726124
Pastore is real class, always rated him since his Palermo days.
----- Classic Cavani who's going to score like 70 goals this season ---
Nerman Jr ---------------------- Pastore ------------------------------------ Draxlel
----------------------Rabiot ------------------------------- Natalie Portman ----------
>>77726218
he identifies as white, bigot
>>77726218
They're on the whiter side of brown desu
>>77726232
I'd kill for this, but Nerman and Draxler would never defend so it would not work.
>>77726211
>Peggy Luyindula is a top player in his league
>>77724804
>Variety
>long
lol no dude is 5'4
>>77726306
>amerishart "humor"
Name ONE good thing made by Di Maria in this game.
>>77726218
>you can only be either black or white
Neymar is a brown mongrel as are most brazilians. He still is clearly not m'bombo kalitumbu from the jungles of the congo like most "french" footballers are.
>>77726306
nice meme
>>77726333
Starting instead of Lucas
>>77726335
wow
thx for educating me on my own country you fucking nonce
>>77725997
L1 has been improving all the time the last few years, but I doubt it'll get much better. It would probably require another ultra rich club to step it up, and I don't think Lyon, Monaco or Marseille's models are going for it.
>>77724552
Nerman is /ourguy/
>>77726347
He's injured
>>77726384
"Injured"
yes like Krykoflop and Hatem
>>77726358
>he thought most brazilians are not brown
Well now you know, you're welcome.
>>77726384
He's still right you know.
Refball again
Wtf michelin is already tired!?
Kurzawa is underrated and underused. He was alone half the match last half
>>77726542
You mean, tyred
>>77726582
good post
>>77726582
*ba dum tsss*
>>77726582
>>77726577
He is a shit defender though
What a fucking fag
>>77726582
>>77726641
weak chin
Di Maria is fucking asleep
ITS PASTORE TIME
Pastore coming
oh boy
>>77726582
holy zozzle
hehe
Jesus christ, Pastore gave away the #10 to get the #2fucking7?
How is that yellow card?
the city of PSG
> Motta for Pastore
Unai, its 2-1 not 1-2 you madman.
>overratti
Veratti is such a cute lesbian
Haha classic Verratti
he never changes
>>77726582
lmao refball not even contact
>french refs
jesus fuck
Verratti reckless as usual.
Most dribbled past player in Yurop in 16/17.
Le cheeky yellow card lesbian
>Variaty
>4 yellows in 3 matches
>>77726726
we have shit referees too
>>77726720
He had the 27 since 2011
>verratti
I guess its time for Matuidi to get in
>>77726741
>>77726741
Please transfer 0,01€ on my account
>dat dive
KEK
>>77726787
sorry I guess I just didn't watch your league before
based Nerman
>250m
>two tap ins
>one penalty
>GOAT
>>77725420
>we
>italian
>supporting psg
>this league
>this thread
why the fuck are there ligue 1 thread on /sp/
even we french can't watch it for how boring it is
this is ridiculous
my god the fucking refballs
>divemar
Suárez taught him well, i'm proud
>Cavani is taking it
Nerman confirmed for putting in a transfer request tomorrow.
Obvious dive.
But nerman is at least subtle and convincing about it, unlike, say, Suárez or Robben.
This is some Farca- PSG refeering right there
>>77726882
based uruguayans
>>77726866
Stop embarassing us
wait what, Nerman doesn't take the penalties?
neymar can dive much better than that. expect his form to improve as the season goes on. 200 mill well spent.
>he touched the ball
fucking commentators every time
>These commentators trying to defend that blatant dive
>JUST
>>77726833
aight
>>77726866
Lyon-Bordeaux c'était ennuyeux? allez nique ta mère
>>77726915
>yfw canavi wins the ballon d'or
>>77726950
C'était embarassant pêh
t. Lyon
I rate Jullien tbqh.
He's tall as fuck and scores half a dozen headers per season. Decent CB too.
ah yes, another shot on target, another goal.
classic aerola
instead of spending 180m on some meme like mbappe, psg should invest into an actually good defense
> The header wasnt even on target
I swear Areola is cursed
kek Silva
How much did Qatar pay for this team?
The Lihue 1 president is hot
Would love to bang her
personally i think this is a good game, despite the ref. ligue 1 isn't so bad. a ligue 1 team was in the ucl semis last season too.i didn't see an english team there. i didn't see a german team there. people complain too much.
>>77727000
Should take Oblak and Fabinho
then put Silva on the bench
I dont watch league 1 but nipple seems like a shit gk
>>77727036
>then put Silva in the bois de boulogne
>Buy Oblak
>Offload TSilva to China
>Offload Trapp to Portugal
>Play Marquinhos
EL FLACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
If you don't love Pastore you don't love football.
>>77727115
he's fucking lazy
Looks like someone just got Pastorzied
>Di maria starting instead of Pastogoat
why is dani so shit?
>2 assists
>1 goal
GOAT GOAT GOAT
oh damn
what did I say
kurzawa underrated
what a goal
>getting blownout by 10 players
>i dont rank psg nerman
WEW
what a hit, son
always rated Kurzawa
better than Mendy
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
>The Terminator of Toulouse
BALLOON DOOR INCOMING
ALSO
>cavani playing with a smile on his face
awww
>>77727184
psg is pretty fun desu
The curve on the corner shot is insane
> 5-2
> Enter Draxler and Lo Celso
Fucking kek
PSG has unironically the best squad in the world right now
they're gonna fail miserably anyway as they always do
Pastore is still PSG's best player
There's no fucking way nerman is going to win a ballon dor by shredding league 1 farmers
>>77727240
ever heard of Real Madrid?
>>77727247
Ballon d'Or is decided by France Football now
>>77727270
literally who
>>77727247
>implying Messi/Ronaldo didn't win theirs by shredding Spanish farmers
HAHAHA
Get back to les campagnes, connard
>>77727247
He will absolutely win a baloon door if he wins a CL or WC.
Which is real fucking unlikely
>PSG
>Tittay playing Poolinho and other Corinthians farmers in the NT
>>77727240
far from it and yes >we will fail like always
he will out stat pad the stat padders
I'm talking 40+ assists in this team
also does this lucas is definitely out
>jean the manlet anger
KEK
>>77727247
He will if PSG wins the CL.
>Corentin Jean mad
>that meme flick
WHAT A FUCKING GOAL
what a walk in a park
comfy game, lads
NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN
WEW LADS
>>77727247
he might get l'equipe mvp an shieet
what the fuck
>>77727299
tfw didn't see the goal because of the captcha of this post
>>77727310
They only count for half of what assists count in the Portuguese league.
post webm
HOLY SHITTT
GOATMAR
holy shit!
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF TOULOUSE MENTAL STABILITY RIGHT NOW
Toulouse BTFO
HE'S UNSTOPPABLE
damn is so fucking good
PUNISHER OF TOULOSE STRIKES AGAIN
it's like he's playing bragantino again
APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
>>77727359
this
Oh shit lads.
Horrible defending and low competition but Nerman is bloody thriving isn't he
>>77727303
it just werks
shit got UGLY
Okay this is getting ridiculous
> tfw I only now realize that Ligue UH is literally FIFA on easy mode for a world class player
>PSG plays better with 10 than with 11
honorary Uruguayan status achieved
>>77727382
Desculpa, Ney
>>77727352
Ever heard of France Football? That's the paper who created the Ballon d'or.
L'Equipe don't give any MVP
lmao this defending explains why ligue1 is one of the few leagues to have a factor of 1,5 instead of 2 for the golden boot
Saint-Étienne shall win Ligue 1 anyway
>>77727408
> tfw I only now realize that Ligue UH is literally FIFA on easy mode for a world class player
i thought the same kek. this was like playing against the computer.
give the kid a balloon dor would you
batman*loko is literally smurfing on ligue 1
>Neymar for Kyrie Irving status CONFIRMED
What a shit ass league
>>77727435
Kek
why do lambrettas make players so angry? just get on with it.
>>77727435
silver 2s vs global elite
You now remember newcastle-tottenham
>>77727442
it's not like he didn't do this at barça
>>77727442
What does that mean?
>>77727458
Much better competition in La Liga
This is just pathetic
the great debate
>>77727485
it means he wants to fit in by shitting on ligue1
webm pls
>>77727454
What a way to end a season after getting cucked by the foxes.
>>77727442
what's a kyrie irving?
>>77727435
time to reuse my oc
>>77727487
Just because they have 5 good teams instead of 2 doesn't mean they're less of a meme league
>>77727487
i've seen much worse defending in la liga. i remember one goal neymar volleyed it to himself and scored. i'm sure they'll be worse defending in lique 1 too, it's only been 2 games.
>>77727485
Messi = Lebron
Neymar = Kyrie
Pretty interesting parallels desu
>>77727487
> Doing this against Gijon is better than doing this against Toulouse
>>77727487
yeah two team with +100 goals score every season is really competitive
here its 6-2 in Liga its 6-0 or 7-0
>yfw the Atomiser of Alcorcon became the Trasher of Toulouse
>>77727553
>I pretend ligue 1 doesn't have a 1,5 goal factor instead of 2 like the rest of europe
>>77727425
Wrong, it's 2x as of this season.
>>77727571
Who even comes close to PSG?
>>77727567
Are you implying less or more? Monaco and Paris are the only ones doing something in CL, Lyon is too inconsistent
>>77727582
>dumb spic being wrong
sounds about right
>>77727582
and this is a meme decided only because our teams don't care about the europa league
>>77727535
updated
>>77727582
they don't, stay on point
>>77727603
Monaco won the league last year and Nice challenged for a long time
>>77727621
>he has a ronaldo pic on steam
https://steamcommunity.com/id/neyjuca
messi BTFO
>>77727582
www.eurotopfoot.com/gb/soulierdor.php3
>Rk. Scorer team league goals factor points
>18 R. Falcao AS Monaco FRA 5 2.0 10.0
Get fucked and get a job, Paco.
>>77727636
That's fair, but now it won't be close
> People are talking about a the defending relevance of a league where players can literally score 50 league goals in a season
>>77727551
neymar, lebron and kyrie all have international trophies
>>77727667
neither will serie a, bundesliga or la liga
>>77727747
messi won an olympic gold medal desu
>>77727772
serie a will be close you retarded burger
>>77727617
>because our teams don't care about the europa league
Why are you guys saying that? I have heard your journalists saying Nice din't try in Europa last year. But i've watched all of their games. It was the best team possible each times. And it's not like the others leagues above you are trying either.
>>77727868
they money earned from that competition is not enough, it adds many matches and they prefer focusing on ligue 1
>>77727868
There's been a period of time in the last decade where French clubs where playing their B team during Europa league nights which resulted in some horrible results and elimination by literal who clubs
Neymar touched the ball 114 times.
This is why he moved, to be the main guy instead of having to play wingback at Barça like he did in all of 16-17.
>>77724431
>the torturer of toulouse
>>77727955
Things is. Serie A, Bungesliga and la Liga are doign the same thing. Except they are still qualifying effortlessy. I remember Napoli doing a 18/18 without fielding a starter even once. Also, for the Nice thing, it's just a straight up lie. They were trying. They were just not good enough.
>>77727979
>$50million per year
No
>>77727979
>got to amateur league
>touch ball 100+ times
>see, this is why
whatever helps you sleep better la
>>77728059
lel salty scatalonians
13 deaths weren't enough
La Liga teams better than the 2nd best Ligue1 team
>Halal
>Barca
>Atletico
>Sevilla
>Valencia
>>77727845
juve has that league on lockdown. they've improved this year too. it's over.
>>77728119
17 août - Ligue des Champions, 1er tour éliminatoire, Match 1
Villarreal
1 - 2
Terminé
Monaco
23 août - Ligue des Champions, 1er tour éliminatoire, Match 2
Monaco
1 - 0
Terminé
Villarre
lol
>>77728140
Inter, Roma and Milan aren't too far behind
>>77728106
>h-he went to psg to touch the ball more times
lmao seriously, and you probably thought you were sounding smart
>>77728119
>amerishart
>"He will be mad, I will say it again"
>>77728161
>>77728221
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>>77728191
Your post was so salty it gave me hypertension.
>>77727247
You never win a ballon d'or for a league title lmao, even if you play in la liga. You need to be the best player in the team that wins the cl or the wc.
Griezmann would have been ballon d'or if he had won the cl or euro, and he was not the best player in la liga.
>>77727792
:^)
>>77728536
I still remember when bayern won the treble with robben and ribery and they gave the balloon door to penaldo who hadn't done shit that season lmao
>>77728536
>2010
>>77728577
>Maybe if i call him Penaldo he wont be the goat anymore
>>77728616
but he never was the goat
>>77728616
He never was