>american sports commentators

>sports analysts
>color commentators
>pundits

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>>77724081
>European """sports"""

>americans

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>yurosmalls

>>77724194
That's a fucking lie, I heard somewhere utah is bigger than more than half of europe

>>77724081
>fuk da polyce
>fuk whitey

>american sports comments

>>77724259
Is "yu tah" portuguese for "your mum's cunt" or something?

>yuropean national team
>half the players are named mohammad

>>77725742
literally does not exist

>>77724259
Germany is the size of Oregon, the 9th biggest state

>>77724081
true

>>77724483
That was bad Trudeau. Also no need to bully the resident simians in here, living in Brazil is enough of a tribulation

(Then again, I'm Vietnamese so I shouldn't be talking shit)

>>77726089
ur bad

fuckin commie gook shoulda been nuked

>american current boxe champions
>literally ALL of them are african americans

I owuld be ashamed of living in the most cucked country in the world.

https://youtu.be/cmE6P3H5PZ4

I hate america so much I really wish pussy kim jong gook would do something like nuke us but only the flyover states

>steal American content
>complain that is has American things

Europe (EU) should try to become independent of USA desu

Russian soil and German tech there you go

>>77724259
I think you mean Alaska. Shits not even included in the picture

>>77724081
Not all are bad. I don't mind Kyle Martino on NBCSN.

The worst are the american (chicano) commentators for la liga doing the fucking spanish lisp in fucking english and rolling their Rs like they're rimming their boyfriends.

Them and the obviously MU customer martin tyler.

Footy needs more scot commentators again.

>>77726139
Why? The only hateable parts of the US are the coastal cities

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>>77726131
If the one drop rule was applied to Brazilians, Brazil would be over 80% black

>>77726263
leaf

>>77726363
>urban redneck

>>77726265
To be fair, there are only two kinds of Brazilians on 4chan ( and on other American websites)

- The extremely self-hating Europhile that takes any opportunity to badmouth Brazil and always voices their aspiration to migrate elsewhere (Read Western Europe or North America)

- The hypermationalistic, shit-flinging & shitposting HUE HUE HUE BRA? ape.

The one in your post is the former and you really can't expect a fair assessment of Brazil from either.

>>77726265
If Africa weight standards was applied in America, 100% of americans would be obese.

>>77726204
>The worst are the american (chicano) commentators for la liga doing the fucking spanish lisp in fucking english and rolling their Rs like they're rimming their boyfriends.
Angry gringo who can't roll his R's detected

>>77726385
leaf making nonsense statements as usual

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>>77726445
>(You)

1) 102% of Americans are already obese
2) By African standards, everyone else on the planet is morbidly obese

>>77725742
>watching albania play

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>Ray Hudson commentating

>>77726204
>spanish lisp
sudacas literally dont do this
also
>lisp

>>77726548
>Balenthia
>Barthelona
Why do you do people do this? Makes life hard for a tourist like me desu

>>77726486
Thats the point, amerilard, is not because someone have it's own perspective about things that this is the indisputable truth.
The majority of brazilians have at least a little of african genes, it doesn't mean that we are "black".

>>77726265
Only complete retards use that rule

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>>77726593
>is not because someone have it's own perspective about things
>have at least a little of african genes

My nigga, get a refund from whomever taught you English.

>>77726701
I learned playing video games, desu

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>>77726737
Oh, my apologies then. My post was extremely rude desu so do forgive me.

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>>77725742
hmmmm almost like that shit only happens in hellholes that are 45% shitskin

friendly reminder that finland is 99% white and our men represent it

>>77726889
your team is also shit

really makes me think...

Why do Americans tend to pronounce 'pundits' as 'pundints'? Confusion?

>>77726584
>Think instead of sink
>bath instead of bas
>Something instead of somesing
Smh desu senpai

>>77726889
I'd rather lose with my fellow Finns than win with niggers.

>>77726889
Mongolians are white?

>>77724483
No. but puta (read as poo-tah) is whore.

>>77727433
Finns are the withest lad

>>77726889
don't lie, you're not 99%, teemu

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>>77727433
Yellow to be desu. As shown in the picture.

>>77726619
Everyone uses this rule to determine the black percentage and population in America.

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>"Carmelo from 3.... BANG!!!!!"

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>>77727904
>haha, let's look at girls from the stands for ten minutes, then we'll go to advertisements and then jamal marquez tries again because it was fouled

>>77726548
That's the point. Non spaniards don't do it. But if you watch ESPN, they have this fucking american that sounds like a drunk florida gay bar frequenter doing an impersonation of scar face.

>Lionel Methi
>Leo Thuarez

Also, why >lisp?

>>77726517
>Like a sledge hammer crossed with a rapier
>as smooth as baby's bottom rubbed with a silver spoon
>Majesterial Messi
>The Dark Invader

>>77726263
>The only hateable parts of the US are the coastal cities
debatable

but that's where everything interesting is, there is fuckall of nothing in the flyover states for the most part. literally no one would care if Kansas or Idaho suddenly disappeared

>>77724081
generally yes

>>77730282
>The Dark Invader
Can someone explain this one for me? How has he not been bitched at for 'racism' over this?

>>77726517
fuck you, he's GOAT

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>OOOOHHHHH HE'S HIT THE WOODWORK
>goal frame is made of metal

>>77726517
Instantly makes any game watchable

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>>77726889

>>77726962
It's a relatively obscure word

>>77724122
>'colored commentators' on Fox and ABC
>none of them are black

>>77727383
BASED

Frogcucks should kill themselves

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>>77724194
oh i am laffin

>countrylets

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>>77724194
Post an accurate picture next time.

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>>77725742
Racist. Europe is white and their national teams reflect that.

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>>77731576
>>77731607
Good lads, Ray Hudson is top. Very entertaining really. He's recently been repeating too many of the same analogies though, but still a good listen.
I mean, generally I don't pay much attention to commentary anyway, and sometimes they talk absolute bollocks. At least with Ray you get the feel of someone who loves the game and the occasional comment that can get a chuckle

>>77728034
>haha, let's look at grown adults ice skate back and forth for 2 minutes, take a 10 minute break, then we will get distracted by all the ads on the ice and walls while searching for a nearly invisible puck

>>77725742
Americans have been keked their entire lives so they never see the irony in making fun of euros for this

>>77731739
Doesn't look like an nba or nfl team in the slightest. Not one bit. Lol cucked yuropoors, when will they learn?

>>77726962
we don't? at least it's never sounded like "pundints" to my ears, so maybe the American accent is fucking it up on your end

>>77731812
There's only two commercial breaks mandated per 20 minute period, which pales in comparison to all other north american sports.
And you need to go to the optometrist if you can't see a black puck on white ice c'mon man that isn't hard.