>player has a signature celebration

>brazilian scores a goal
>sambas

>Pepepost
>2017+8mos+20days

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>>77720979
>colombian NT scores a goal
>all players perform a choreographed dance

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>touchdown
>hulk pose

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>makes a heart with his hands

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>white player has a man bun

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>>77720951
>player celebrates after scoring a goal

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>Player gets injured celebrating

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>>77720951
GOAT

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>>77720951
As GOAT as he was, that tumbling shit got tiresome fast.

>>77721053
what's wrong with it?

>>77721336
>players wins trophies with national team when he's shit
>wins nothing with national team at his peak

>>77721031

>Heart-hands into a dab.

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THIS MEME DANCING MANLET IS EVEN IN MY ADS NOW REEEEEE

>>77722188
>175cm
>manlet
this meme is going to far

>>77720951
>player TSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU'S when scoring a goal
how contrived

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>>77721031
>makes a heart with his head

Anyone seen the fingers crossed cunnilingus celebration by Lewandowski on friday? Was that the first time he did that?

>>77722208
>1,75m
>not manlet
Mate, I'm 1,80 and I'm a manlet. Only the swarthy immigrants are shorter than me.
Just embrace it.

>>77722335
175cm is over the average
If you are taller than the average you are "tall"
You can't be tall and a manlet at the same time

Simple logics m8

>>77722208
>>77722335
this, im 1.78 and i feel like a manlet, but not because of 4chan memes rather than than the fact that my two best friends are 1.90+ and its fucking embarrassing when we walk downtown

>>77722360
>If you are taller than the average you are "tall"
lmao manlets think like this

>if you are smarter than IQ=100 you are "smart"

>>77722335
>Only the 21st century Germans are shorter than me

fixed

>>77722360
Average is relative. Compared to 2 billion chinks and indians I'm tall, compared to the people where I live I'm short.
I live at the bloody dutch border senpai.

>>77722208
look at this manlet lmao

>>77722426
Griezmann lives in Spain and the average height there is 173.5cm

>>77722335
you can come here to manletland where 170cm is average and feel like a god

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>player has a signature goal

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>player score goal to his former club
>doesn't celebrate
beta as fuck

>>77722444
Nah, I'm over 190cm with shoes

>>77722460
Unfortunately I no hablo español, my prussian friend.

>>77722460
>CHILE
>170cm average
Maybe in your dreams. Never seen a Chilean taller than 165cm.

>>77722521
white chileans (like vicuña) can be taller than 180cm

they are a minority but they exist

>>77722521
i'm 174cm and i still see taller guys everyday ((
>>77722552
there aren't any whites here

>ITT : Manlets

>>77721990
everything

>>77722477
that why Adebayor is so based

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7657Hb27K4c

and Arsenal still haven't recovered

>>77722477
shows some respect

>>77722360
>manlet logic

>>77722704
he doesn't respect his current club then

>>77722796
he scored the goal, it isn't like he refused to score on his previous team or something

you chinks shouldn't pretend to understand football, you look even dumber than americans

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>white players dancing

>>77722858
dybala said he's a bit tired of having cuadrado asking him to dance when they score kek

>>77721336
>nintendo sponsor

nice

>our league
>benfica concedes goal
>commentators go silent

>player celebrates
>gets carded

>player celebrates his goal to some fictional religious character

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>>77723487
>player celebrates his goal to some fictional religious character

>>77723459
*snaps acl towards you*

>>77723487
>player tips an imaginary fedora as celebration

>>77723518
Phil Jones?

>>77722264
>Anyone seen the fingers crossed cunnilingus celebration by Lewandowski on friday? Was that the first time he did that?

I saw it and cringed so hard I almost throw my tv screen out of the window.

He became a complete embarrassment since he plays for Buyern.

>>77722477
this desu, fucking hate this

>>77722839
>you chinks
Was confused cause I thought it was Poland.

>Player has just become a father and pretends to hold a baby when he celebrates

>>77722693
based adebayor

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AMENO

>player scores
>points and runs to player who assisted him

>player scores
>roman salute towards his fan

>player scores
>team-mates don't celebrate with him because he's spent the past few months on strike refusing to play

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>player has been underperforming, crowd has taken it out on him
>doesn't celebrate after scoring his next goal

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>>77723673
Chuckled.

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>player scores
>proceeds to rip off shirt and kick advertising hoardings in a blind rage

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>player scores
>gets jiggy with it

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>>77723585
>player or even just someone distantly related to him has a baby
>sticks ball under shirt and sucks his thumb
shit is weird as fuck

sturridge's was up there with the worst of all time

>>77723714
when has this happened

ronnie's is terrible aswell

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>>77723861
this pisses me off

>>77723836
This guy have so much testosterone and ends up doing gay shit like this.

>>77723883
Pierre van Hooijdonk at Nottingham Forest

>>77723585
I like this celebration cause Bebeto created, fuck you.

>>77723883
In Dortmund coming September.

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>coach subs himself in

any 4chan approved celebrations?

>>77724076
Cavani's Sniper

>>77724076
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>77724076
Tsu

>>77724076
Lucarelli showing the Che's shirt

>>77724076
the virgin walk

>>77724076
Cantona
Robben
Why always me?

>>77724076
any bantz celebration

e.g., Adebayor v. Arsenal in divegrass, T.O. spiking the ball on the Dallas Cowboys' star in handegg

>>77723159
HAHAHA
That has got to be the stupidest thing I've ever read.
>sporttv
>not porcotv 2

>>77724076
R9's Christ celebration

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>>77724076

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>>77724446

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>>77724010
>

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>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGcA4H1GhTI

>>77724076
Van Nistelrooy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RoygL1Tj9A

>>77725361
Best.

>>77720951
>player tries to trademark it

>>77724193
you mean fly kicking a crystal palace fan?
I do that every Sunday league goal I score

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>>77725726
uuughhh

>>77722335
>tfw ~182 cm and feel average as fuck
Hoping for a last growth spurt lads wish me luck

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>>77725361
>this editting
>this music

>>77725840
Just chose the first one I saw that wasn't a "WHEN FOOTBALLERS REVENGE" compilation

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>player scores a goal
>completes his celebration before he notices it's been disallowed

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>>77722208
Bro, I'm 5'11" (180 cm) and every nightclub i've been to here in NYC makes it clear just how much of a midget I am.

It's literally the main reason why I befriend Hispanics only, because I get to feel like a grown up around them and their 5'2" adult heights whereas around everyone else, im just average or below average.

>American scores a goal
>fireworks go off and 4 jets fly over the stadium

>>77723556
Pretty sure he did that before

>>77726189
Maybe you should move out of a third-world city

>>77726162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v0UJRyiozU

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>>77725726
>>77725779
>it’s not a photoshop
Top kök!

>>77724076
klose

>>77723836
>That flag throw at the end
kek

>>77723836
THICC

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>>77723836
>ref's face
>the flag throw

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>>77724076

>>77724076
the Balotelli flex

>>77723459
Kek. Oh shit I'm crying in real life

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>>77724076

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>>77723518

Why can't I be an elite striker only do this?

Probably has something to do with hanging out on a Guatemalan glassblowing forum, but I'm too lazy to really make the connection.

>>77725361

You now remember when the Netherlands had elite strikers.

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>>77735213
DELET NOW

>>77722188
fuck that commercial and this cringy cock juggling faggot

>>77721006
>general tripfagging
>ever

>>77724076
everything chad johnson did

dude was creative af

>>77722140
>Makes dab into Bolt celebration with Bolt watching the game

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>>77724076
telling the opposing team's supporters to shut up after they shit on you the whole game

>>77725361
Hilarious. Who was this against? The quality is so shit I can't make out the flag but it's a bunch of manlets who produced some of the worst defending I've ever seen right there.

>>77741870
TO was better

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>>77720951

You jelly, bro?

>>77722693
LOL. that cheeky grin throughout the run. top kek

>>77723836
>One too many pumps

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>>77721053
>Any player with a man bun

>>77723582
so much this

>>77721336
>nintendo sponsor matching with the crest colors
Fiorentina will never not have the best kits in Serie A

>>77722384
>be 1,73 m
>dad 1,68 m
>mom 1,65 m
I never had chance, lads ;-;

>>77746853
based

>>77723653
I like this

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>>77724076
Cantona

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>tfw you lose your last race and the winner steals your celebration

>>77723585
>your 17 year old wonderkid does this on FM

>>77746853
THIS

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>african national team scores a world cup goal
>players do a funny ooga booga jig

dp african club sides do this?

>>77723653

>Not wanting to show appreciation for the goal scoring opportunity

Get the fuck out of here.

>>77731750
thats /pol/ only

>needs more than one goal
>scores a goal
>runs to take ball out of net
>starts fighting with GK over ball
>shoves GK
>gets a red card

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>>77743699
>actually enforcing the three pump rule

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>>77748011
>players swap trademark celebration

>>77723653
>this flag
>this post

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>player involves several teammates in neatly choreographed celebration

>>77750903
>the other team immediately scores after that

>>77748863
>only /pol/ likes roman salutes

You need to get out more.

>>77724446
> soccer isn't gay
> players literally putting mouths on eachothers cocks

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>scores equaliser in 88th minute after shocking performance against relegation fodder team
>wastes a minute doing this-is-now-my-signature-celebration rather than playing on and trying to win the fucking game

ARSEnal.

>>77748365
>african national team
>player scores
>gathers his teammates together
>they all start praying

>>77749889

one of my favorites. it's always gets better when a full shove-fest breaks out in the goal.

>>77723836
Lmao that insta flag

>>77748863
>krautcucks

>>77722188
I swear he looks like that one male pornstar that's always has short curly blond hair

>>77723836
THREE

PUMPS

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I miss Carl.

>>77741870
Ochocinco?

>>77748863
>germ*ns

>>77758126
To be fair, it was a fantastic goal.

>>77759136
It sure was, but this celebration was in the next game, where he equalised for Arsenal with a normal goal and there was still time to clinch a winner. Increasing his social media profile was more important to him than winning that game.

>>77758126
>You can feel Sanchez anger in the background

Who was the first player with a signature celebration?

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>>77762366