Of course not, he has probably not even thought about it in months.
Which is why fans of the opposing teams should always be sure to remind him.
>Only fined for manslaughter
what a piece of shit
Spanish courts are fucking terrible
>letting some short moment of your life defines all of the rest of it before and after forever
what a weak willed worm you are
>>77720146
Who is that ?
>>77720620
le crash high-speed free kicks into the net man
>>77720146
what he do nigga?
I once bribed the police in Spain when I kicked a taxi driver in the head but it only cost me 200 Euros. Paying 61 thousand EU coins because you killed some roastie is a rip off.
>this butthurt
Lol he killed some fucking spic whore trash. who gives a shit. I hope he goes to Spain every weekend and smashes into walls to kill ugly spic whores. I am so glad he plays for my team, Chelsea, the team of the city of my birth. It makes me hard as fuck thinking about that slut having a brain bleed. The fact he got away with it makes it even sweeter. I bet her fucking cunt slag friends have to watch him smashing goals in every week and it reminds them of the time their friend died because of him, the way nothing leaks through his teams defence is the opposite of how their friends blood leaked from her brain. lmao. fucking slag is dead. based alonso.
>>77720754
Were you born in Fullham lad?
>>77720871
yes
>>77720754
He plays for Islamabad?
>61000 euros for killing a woman
I didn't know that Spain was a third world sharia shithole.
>chelsea
there's a park the bus joke here somewhere
formeitsmarcosalonso.jpeg
Honestly, she was probably a whore. Marcos can defend, and score free kicks. Fuck her
>>77721076
no, he can defend and score free kicks, but he can't fuck her anymore
This sort of thing makes me doubt karma exists.
He got a 19-year-old girl killed and yet lives a lavish lifestyle. Fuck me, Adam Johnson got seven years and a perma ban from proffessional football for just sexting with a teenager.
>>77720271
The victims family choose this option. Otherwise he would have gone to jail. Can't decide if this is a good thing or not.
>>77720316
yea, only a short moment that ended someone else's life permanently.
nigger should still be in jail for the remainder of his able playing years. he will get his sooner or later, that's for sure.
>kills women
>kills spurs
what a guy
HAHAHAHAHA
TOTTENHAM 'DESIGNATED DRIVER' HOTSPURS BLOW THE FUCK OUT
BASED MURDERER
HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
CHAT SHIT GET KILLED
>>77720146
>the absolute timing to make this thread
every goal he smashes in is for the girl #respek
>the family of the dead girl when they read the news and see Alonso's smiling face after netting the match winner
>>77721524
The family would gain nothing by him going to jail, and if he truly regretted it there would be no point in sending him.
>>77720754
This is why i love /sp/
>>77720754
This tbqhwyd
You're not a GOAT goalscorer if you don't kill at least two or three slags drunk driving
Why does Reddit loves this guy so much while /sp/ always bring this up?? This board is full of pussies
He doesn't just kill Spanish chicks, he kills teams of mental midgets too.
>>77722385
i really really like australia
Someone explain what happened with the girl?
>>77722385
wtf i love australia now
>>77722416
He was drunk driving and crashed, a girl in the car died. Some mad law in Spain allows you to compensate the family so you can avoid jail time and shit.
>kills some whore
>gets away with it
>goes on to be a starter on a top tier team in the worlds greatest league
What a man Alonso is
>>77720146
A reminder that the girl sucked his dick.
>>77722465
It's like something from the bronze age. Do they also force girls who get raped to marry their rapist?
>>77721568
>unironically believing in karma or divine retribution
>>77722525
>tfw her corpse probably had his cum in her belly
lmao
>>77722302
I'm sure the majority of inmates around the world regret their crimes. But you have to face consequences for your actions. Particularly in a serious case like this. I like the idea of saving someone from prison but not sure it fits this case. I think he should have faced a reduced sentence (and the fine) instead of nothing at all
>>77722465
That sounds quite reasonable
>>77720316
it sured defined hers
Hi guys whats going on
>>77721436
karma doesn't work on a personal level, this is the kid of shit people don't get, we are not the center of the universe, why would karma work around us?
>>77722626
also if anything he would get his comeuppance in his next life
>>77722465
based capitalism does it again
I want to move to Spain so I can get away with murder & tax fraud
>>77720930
>sharia
Remider that any male can go to jail in Spain just because the women she's with told the police she got abused wtih no proof.
>All those people complaining about a football player having killer instinct
>>77720754
>The fact he got away with it makes it even sweeter
living on the edge LMAO my sides
The Roaster of Roasties
The Killer of Kikes
>>77722592
well i think he's learned his lesson which is all that matters really. he has to live with the guilt every day people saying he doesn't think about it are very stupid of course you'd think about it
>>77722913
Australia does it again
>>77723004
Wait, the girl was Korean?
I love Alonso now!
>>77722607
Hahah, I was just thinking about that incident mexibro
>>77720754
Wew
>>77720754
best post
>>77722594
except it wasn't a lot of money, it was like fucking 50000€ or something, not even that much for an average person, for him its probably a week's worth of salary not including sponsorships
>>77722547
This, I hate when people think the world will take care of bad people. No, we have to punish them or they avoid retribution..
>>77723004
>gook
Wow it's fucking nothing
>>77720754
>chelsea customer trying to be tough like millwall fans
You're just edgy posh teens from westend.
>>77722595
Wew
>>77722134
He sure smashed her head in.
>>77723004
>professional murderer
nah, he PAID to kill her. sort of the opposite. I'd say he's an amateur murderer
>>77723279
>bad people
it was a car accident
>>77720754
Based
>>77723004
>some ugly chink
lmao who cares of them
>>77720754
Brings me back to old /b/
>>77720754
>I am so glad he plays for my team, Chelsea, the team of the city of my birth.
fucking lost holy shit
>>77720754
>Haven't watched TV since my friend died
>decides to turn it on
>last channel she watched was skysports
>doesnt realize it
>turns on and immediately marcos scores the winner in the 88th
>commits suicide
>>77723004
justice for 2002 la
>>77723180
>>77723318
>>77723382
congratulations you're all retards
>>77720754
this
dead roasties are best roasties
>>77720754
edgy, but overall, good post
>>77720871
My soul was born in Fulham. THERES ONLY ONE TEAM IN FULHAM
>>77720754
quality banter la
>>77722465
Tbf if the girl got into the car with him, knowing that he was drunk she is partly to blame for her fate.
>>77720146
He looks exactly like the guy from College Humour
>>77720754
/r9k/+/sp/
>>77720754
absolutely based
>>77720754
>the way nothing leaks through his teams defence is the opposite of how their friends blood leaked from her brain
kekerino
>>77722547
>that flag
>that post
Really makes you think
>>77720754
fucking hell man
>>77720754
>They said /sp/ banter was dead
>>77723341
Murder enthusiast?
>>77720754
>Marcos "Slag Smasher" Alonso
>Marcos "Adios Stupid Hoes" Alonso
>Marcos "Slaughter Your Daughter" Alonso
>Marcos "Pay The Fine Don't Do The Time" Alonso
>>77720754
>Adam Nonceson got jailed for consensual noncing
>Marcos 1% blood alcohol barrier smasher got a fine for killing a passenger in his car
Spain is messed up
>>77729961
>Marcos "If you have a gash prepare for the crash" Alonso
>Marcos "If I hear you got pregnant your baby will be a smudge on the pavement" Alonso
>Marcos "Drunk-Driving, Kike-Despising" Alonso
>Marcos "If she complains, smash her brains on the traffic lane, it's fine, you're in Spain" Alonso
>>77729961
Marcos "Hit a spic with my whip" Alonso
>>77729961
>Marcos "Score Some Goals Then Gather Souls" Alonso
>Marcos "Send You Out Of The Pitch Put Your Girlfriend In A Ditch " Alonso
>Marcos "Coming Down The Flank In A Fucking Tank" Alonso
>Marcos "Leave No Chance Missed Let's Go Get Pissed" Alonso
>>77729961
>Marcos "Leave The Chick On The Bricks" Alonso
>Marcos "Worth Millions Of Pounds, She's Underground" Alonso
>Marcos "Crash It In At High Speed, Celebrate The Deed" Alonso
Keep em coming lads.
>>77730363
Worst ones out of all of the ones made in this thread
Not surprising it's from a queeb
>>77720754
Amazing
>>77723382
>being on 4chan
>not greiving the death of asian qt's
>>77722302
It's a morality issue you fuck, you think people should just walk free from their crimes if they "feel sorry"?
>when you murder 3 kids but apologies profusely to the officer, the parents, the judge and the state so you walk free
>>77720754
How's high schoo?
>>77722653
He'll be reborn in India?
>>77724273
VICTIM BLAMING
Ugh
If she was drunk she couldn't consent to him driving you shitlord how can she be made culpable?
He probably forced her to get in anyway
>>77722607
> "I cant do jail ......errrr ...6 million"
>>77730356
>>Marcos "Score Some Goals Then Gather Souls" Alonso
>>77733212
>asian
>qt's