Tottenham vs. Chelsea

>de gay

How to improve Divegrass:

Every 10 minutes there isn't a goal a player from both sides needs to get taken off until a goal is scored.

LONDON CLUBS ARE FUCKING SHITE

Got a bet on Chelsea to win by at least 2 goals, am I fucked lads

Alderweireld to city when

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>no azpilicueta bf

>>77719995
Yes

Most handsome players on the pitch

1. Davies
2. Morata
3. Alonso
4. Lloris
5. Eriksen
6. Azpi
7. Vertonghen

who has the advantage here lads

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why did chelsea sell matic to play luiz in midfield?

How did Spurs come to be known as a Jew club?

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>anyone selling shit players?

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AYO

pls gib streams big strong europeans

this will be a goal

checkem

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Post memes so lame that you don't even know how they became memes in the first place.
>BANE?

ALONSO FREEKICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>77720002
>eriksen

littlefinger dies by arya next week lads

MARCOS A

>>77719999
good quads, hopefully next season after another shit season by spurs

SPURS BTFO SPURS BTFO SPURS BTFO SPURS BTFO SPURS BTFO SPURS BTFO SPURS BTFO SPURS BTFO SPURS BTFO SPURS BTFO
>>77719995
not at all lad

>>77720008
bigfinger

ALONSO
L
O
N
S
O

>Spuds

good
goal

>>77720008
WE WUZ WESTEROSI N SHEIT

What a shot.

Vorm would have saved that

Holy shit

How much of a fucking cuck do you have to be to support such a cuck club like Tottenham

damn

>>77720002
>anyone
>more handsome than Alonso

GOAT

alonso is unironically the best free kick taker in the world

>SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS

Curved more than my knob that free kick

>>77720012

Classic goal from Chelsea against Spurs.

ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO MURDERED YOUR WIFE ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO

ESSSKETIIIIT

JUNINHO ALONSOBUCANO

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>The mighty Sperms

MURDERER

>spuds

BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA

>>77720005
Their area of north London is full of Jews

>podgetino

BASED MURDERER NOW MURDERING SPUDS

>spurs fans leaving in droves
KEK

>>77718848
>alonso
literally who is this guy?

TAWP BINS, M8

>you'll never get to pierce alonso soft boipussy

I wish I was moses lads :c

Wew lads

>>77719442
>>77719442
>>77719442
>>77719442

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LE MURDER MAN

wowwwoowwwowwwoooow

SAD!

>>77720037
you have to be a jew

ABC'S BTFO

what a perfect freekick that was

ALONSO

>go for a piss
>alonso scores

Scoring from set pieces should be banned desu.

Lloris didn't even stretch for it lmaooo

wah happn

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ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO

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huh

alonso is the best free kick taker in the league

>Alderweirelet

>>77720058
WHOLE LOTTA GAANG SHIITTT

>>77720070
The F1 driver

>>77720037
Imagine having your fiercest rivals (who are in a freefall) win silverware twice on your new ground before you've even played a match, and then lose to the team they beat both times.

I'd kill myself

Yeah, that was decent

>Spurs

Kane even wanted to catch the freekick with his face. What a guy.

>tfw no one watches the football anymore thanks to the stream banning

>half the stadium cleared out already

Luiz looks like Sideshow Bob

>>77720060
this

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>77720088
how far do you have to walk for it?

>>77720088
tbf, you don't have indoor plumbing

Gomes would have saved that

>>77719995
Probably be like 5-1 mate Spurs are shit lol

>you now remember neymar earns £51 a minute

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pochetinno looking FAT

>>77719442
>>77719442
>>77719442
>>77719442
>>77719442
>>77719442

>de gay

>>77720097
that's not how you spell yaya toure

>>77718848
Aled could have prevented that but he didn't want to fuck up his hitler youth haircut. Shit

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>>77720070

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>>77720099

>>77720111
TYBC

>>77720088

Can't you find a closer street?

Come on spurs

>>77720097
Gylfi?

>kills a woman and gets away with it
>kills spurs and again gets away with it
who can stop this man

>>77720113
Over the railway tracks la.

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ALONSO

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>0 English players in the starting 11 beat a bunch of shitty English piss drinkers

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why are Spanish players GOAT?

>>77720107
What stream banning?

stream?

friedel would've saved that desu

>>77720107
>Not using acestream

Your lose

>>77719995
Chelsea to win fair enough, but by at least 2 goals? Risky mate. Still 1 in, 1 to go!

If Marcos Alonso was a pedo he would be called Marcus Anonce-o.

>>77720113
>>77720114
>>77720130
:fire: :fire: :fire:

>>77719872
>destroying the interesting White Hart Lane for another boring bowl

I'm starting to hate the 21st Century

>not watching football with your grandmother
>not hearing Bakayoko described as 'a bloody great ape'

Kek.

get up Trippier you little girl

>>77720118
How many gatchas a day is this?

It must really hurt for goalkeepers when they jump that high, and crash on the ground

>>77720122
Mate, your prediction is 25% fulfilled.
Call us when it's 75% or 100%.

PS - Chelsea win 3-1

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>>77720139
cant believe this GOAT software got taken down because of crybabies

>>77720148
the aceplayer looks suspicious af

I don't want to install malware on my computer

>>77719982
Hardhome is the greatest TV episode of all time

>>77720151
If Marcos Alonso was a murderer he would be called Marcus Alonso

I hate Wembley stadium

>>77720162
It was a different time

Why is David Luiz always so high up the pitch? Does conte allow this?

Baffling tbqh

Find a better free kick taker from that spot
Protip; you can't

>>77720158
What difference does it make to a customer like you who is never going to go to any stadium?

I've been trying to specifically watch bakayoko

he's tall, jogs around slowly, thinks he has more time on the ball than he gets and goes all or nothing in on small tackles, as in, he either gets the ball or unnecessarily plays himself out of the game

should be stronger in the air considering all of courtois' long balls seem to be aimed at him

Does this count as a home game defeat for spuds?
it's kinda unfair isn't it

>>77720111
Thanks and checked

>>77720169
it's as suspicious as any other p2p software

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Anyone have a clip of just before the match presenter slip up
"look at all these fags"
while it cuts to spurs fans holding up flags

pls ty

>>77719995
BRAAAAAAAPFTT

>>77720169
You work tech support, I'm sure you can get rid of it should the risk arise.

If Marcus Alonso was black he'd be Marcus Abongbo

meme pitch

>>77720168
POONEY IN THE LOONEY

>>77720120
tell me about the cookies

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>Kane

>>77720170
pleb

no era

>>77720162
all old people are racist as fuck. i love it

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>>77720170

>>77720158
at least its better than wet spams

>>77720169
Tons of people use it. It's honestly no different than vlc

REFBALL

>kane

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>Harry Cain

>>77720176
It's the now role, ACB
Attacking Centre Back

spurs are shit at wembley
spurs are shit at wembley
Na na na na
Na na na na

>>77720170
pleb

>>77720169
Not really

PENALTY

That refball!

>playing kane before october

>kane literally allergic to scoring in August

KANE?

>>77720177
Siggy

>>77720207
What do you mean?

Chelsea are a lot better with 11 men than with 10

>>77720179
Fabinho carried Monaco's midfielder last season.

Bakayoko is OK but not great.

Source: watched lot of Monaco matches last season due to all the brazilians

>>77720199
Not black enough for Liverpool?

>>77720168
Wayne Pooney somehow looks better as a poo

>>77720176
He's playing as a false-5

why at Wembley?

>>77720120
>oh boy are these home baked?

no era penal

Kane cheating cunt

>le give 2 free kicks a minute ref
sad

>>77720223
Clear pen la m8 kompis

Why are European managers so attractive?

>>77720223
probably kane being barged down

>Rudiger

Thought he was German

>First name Antonio

WTF?

>>77720176
He's an inverted trequartista with a pinch of registra play

Kane scores in 45th minute and commentator says it's the best time to score

Dubs confirms

>>77720225
agreed

im glad conte is done with his 10 men experiment

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>le doesn't score until October man

>>77720232
Stadium renovations

>>77720232
because WHL got knocked down

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>Kane's best years are already behind him

>>77720244
he's adopted

>>77720232
White Hart Late is getting destroyed and rebuilt

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>>77720240

wew
Sohuld be red tbqh

That was a fucking red card last week.

Dier should get two yellow cards for double foul

>>77720232
Because they're the biggest club in England.

>>77720239
You what? He went in for a weird header for some reason, never a foul la m8 kompis

How is Dembele so strong

>>77720186
Hey Ethiopia , my classmates and i collect cans of food for you in kindergarten . You ever got any of those?

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>>77720240

>Taking out two men in one tackle

kek

Get up you fanny

wtf thats a red

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>>77720245
Woah really make the nogging tingling

lol Dyer

>>77720268
how disrespectful

>>77720266
He is thicc

lmao @ sperms sperging out again

Update.

Moses now described by my grandmother as 'a big tar mop'.

So there.

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>It's another "Dele Alli/ Dembele tries to dribble their way past 2 defenders instead of passing it and fail" episode
Why do they keep doing this?

>>77720278
he's english and plays for spurs so it can't be a red!

>>77720268
>thinking the food actually get there
>not knowing it's just so Jews don't have to go grocery shopping and save shekels

>Already starting the murderball
Good game lads

>terrible studs up tackle by an englishman
>"david luiz should have matched his aggression"

>>77720232
Why not

>Cahills tackle was a red
>That wasn't
wew lad

just tuned in lads, who scored and who's the better team?

How was that not a red

>Antonio Rude-nigger

'arry Kane is just a 3 season wonder.

Watch him get caught with Dele Alli fucking thailandese whores and develop a gambling addition at 25.

>>77720211
Shit in general really

Hahaha hope his knee is crippled well deserved nice one Dier

dembele used to be a forward when he played for AZ Alkmaar until they realized he couldn't score goals so they turned him into a midfielder

david luiz is a pucci

>chelsea have no replacement for luiz
kek can't wait for conte to leave

>>77720266
not as strong as lukaku

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>>77720240
mmm yeah so attractive

Why did moses not lie on the floor like luiz when he was the first to get tackled?

Why the stadium half empty?

I knew spurs were a small club, but geez. How can't you sell 70k seats against your second biggest rival?

The jews confirmed for microballers.

>>77720037
People I know support this club because they don't want to bandwagon the obvious big clubs like Manure or Liverpoop but something in between.

>>77720299
Morata scored
Morata has been the better team

Brazil at it again

>>77720299
Marcos A.
Neither, maybe Tottenham have been slightly better

>GoDaddy

>>77720299
marcos 'the killer' alonso
play is fairly even

why is dier such a hothead?

>>77720286
One-drop rule applies to football IQ.

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>>77720300
ref doesn't want to get a fatwa put on him

Nowhere near a red you fannies

For me, Its Marcosa

West ham United would be better than the spurs

What, Dier doesn't know he got a yellow?

this gonna be good

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>Doesn't bet livesaving on over 2.5 yellow

which club got the most bbc in eplel?

MURDER

BALL

MURDER

BALL

MURDER BALL

eric dier? more like eric killer

thank you

David Luiz is shit in defence
Mastermind Cunte = put him in midfield
Now he's a shit midfielder

>gets the neurons firing

Spuds need a world class striker

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>Chelsea in charge of not diving
Fucking retard. Get up Bakayoko

>>77720341
Whoever's playing against man utd

>>77720341
huddersfield 2bh

Spurs are such a meme team. How the hell do they keep finishing so high

dier you dirty cunt

There once was a man from Tottenham

Who liked to bake pies and put snot in em

Don't think Chelsea will last the season and league man, fragile players.

>>77720341
man u

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Dat hairgenetics

Are you kidding me?

looks like he hurt his backayoko

what kind of a spanish is alonso with that hair and non-moorish face?

Pooch you mong, calm your players down

>>77720323
lmao what a nonce

>Chelsea in charge of fitness

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>>77720139
>that white version of Rihanna

>>77720362
still ugly though

>>77720362
I wonder if he plays Runescape

How do I get a Spurs 3 - 1 Chelsea gf?

>>77720365
Good post.

>>77720313

does he wear a wig now?

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>>77720365

is dier as thick as he looks?

>>77720362
Looks like the statue of David desu senpai

>>77720380
It looks like it

>>77720367
spurs murderball always goes under the radar for some reason

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>>77720365

>>77720365
for fuck sake

>lane trying to dribble

>>77720197
>>77720168
FUCKING KEK

There wes a young baker from Tottenham
Who used to bake pies and put snot in 'em
She also interned the turds of the birds,

And whopped off young dogs till they shot in 'em

>>77720365
hehe

stupid luiz

>>77720380
It's the magic of hair implants. Klopp has them as well, not that he was ever that bald.

>>77720384
no

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>>77720323
luiz attempts to kick his head subtly with both feet

>>77720374
that hair+that jaw
ask your mom if he's ugly and watch her blush

>it's another Spurs dominate the game but lose against Chelsea episode

>>77720387
under pochettino they've been the dirtiest team in the league by far, not sure how they get away with so few red cards

What is the point in having your goalkeeper as the captain?

Why are Neville and Redknapp bullying Luiz?

Jesus Christ this ref really likes giving out Yellows. Good lad desu.

>that ball from eriksen
wew

Is it me or are Chelsea getting every single card they can technically get?

3 games now Chelsea seem to get a card at the drop of a hat whilst the other team gets a huge leeway.

>poois

>>77720396
There once were two young girls from Birmingham
I knew a wild story concerning 'em
They lifted the frock
And diddled the cock
Of the Bishop engaged in confirming 'em

Now the Bishop was nobody's fool,
He'd been to a fine public school
He lowered his britches
And fucked both those bitches
With his twelve-inch Episcopal tool.

But that didn't startle these two,
Why they laughed as the Bishop withdrew,
The Vicar is quicker
And thicker and slicker
And longer and stronger than you!

>>77720386
How the fuck does it look like it? You could literally see a tiny bald spot on the back of his head in this match

Has Eriksson gone off the hair treatment products?

luiz you mong

>>77720341
Gay

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>eriksen's hairline
JUST

>No one got a touch on that

Shit team 2bh

>>77720421
FA love taking it up the arse from Spurs

Which player has got the fittest WAG lads? Feel free to post replies with pictures

Eriksen hails from the island of fun

How the fuck can Eriksen be JUSTing(balding) this hard AGAIN? What the fuck are these scandinavian genes?
t. Mohammad

Goofy Kane should have been on that

>>77720428
>Eriksson

>>77720421

The FA got a briefcase full of money from Old Trafford.

Pretty sure I'm more intelligent than all of you

>>77720371
Looks like Charlize Theron

This is horrible football

>>77720374
m8, you'd better start learning what makes a man handsome or you are going to have a difficult life

>>77720421
Stop being such a crybaby.

Is Dembele the secret football GOAT?

Chelsea really is the hurdle that tottenham keeps tripping over.

>>77720439
Blondes are more prone to balding. Scandis tend to be blonde more often.

Is it half time yet? I need some SLAGS

>>77720439
You have to go back

>>77720448
I thought Taylor swift 2bh famm

>>77720453
which one

eriksen trying the old FIFA trick of kicking the ball out when the ref is giving advantage but you want the free kick instead

>>77720456
>trippier-ing

>>77720432
And he's only 25...

fug

>>77720453
>Dembele
Which one lad?

lel kane

>>77720458
>Polish education

What science backs that up

Dembele plays like his life depends on it every time he plays Chelsea, is he ABC?

>>77720453
no hes shit

trollpost

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tottenham = reddit

August really is hard on him

>EriKKKson

Why do Spurs have a nazi on their team?

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug

Can it be September yet.

Fucks sake Kane.

how those Spurs clowns don't score from every set piece with Eriksen on them?

>>77720465
>>77720475

Moussa Dembele (Spurs)

IT'S NOT FAIR REEE LET HIM SCORE

He will NEVER score

>>77720464
Taylor Swift isn't that pretty.

>English finishing

Even Janssen would had pit that away

That post was worth every £

>Kane

Holy fuck.

>>77720485
very accurate post

>4-3-2-1 against 3-5-1-1
This is what JFs have done to our beautiful league.

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>gane

I'm starting believing bout this august Kane thing.

Trollpost

>>77720450

not killing people while driving drunk makes me a man attractive

>>77720453
His name is dembele, that should be your answer.

Fucking Kek

>Punished Kane

>kane will never score in august

>>77720315

Restricted general sale of tickets

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>Kane scoring in August

CHELSEA RENTBOYS
CHELSEA RENTBOYS
ELLO ELLO
>Chelsea fans wear the watch on their right wrist

LADS

IT'S TOTTENHAM

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>>77720500

>kane

Remember when people said Kane wasnt shit lmao