OFFICIAL /INDY/ AT POCONO RACE DAY THREAD - ABC SUPPLY 500

Unfortunately no feeder series this weekend, Indy lights will rejoin next week at Gateway

What is Takuma doing?

>>77718033
Putting a p1 sticker on his car after winning the pole yesterday

RHR has been cleared to drive today

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>>77719302
>139G impact

what a motherfucker

Is Kyle Busch gonna race today at Pocono?

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hi guyz

>>77719946
Thats around 9000 kg of force, no wonder why he was limping after the crash

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>>77720372
Sorry for your loss m8.
>>77720710
Pretty incredible what these cars can stand up to these days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn4o96nO-zA

>>77717684
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh4G44NYMLk

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We back? we back bois!

>>77721095
based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKU2MCuMOi4

For you lads who didn't see Sato's pole run yesterday.
He was an absolute madman. His second timed lap nearly saw him get into the wall, but he did not lift.

So, we're probably going to be pretty short on streams today

The Canadian Streamer and Besweet got nearly all of their accounts banned trying to stream NASCAR yesterday.
The NBC Jews were out for blood

>>77721343
Absolute legend

>>77721095
This song has actually grown on me, what is happening

>>77721343
This just proves what a massive little bitchboy Marco is

>>77721389
There would be acestreams for sure

>>77721970
pretty much. IIRC he lifted big time in his run

>>77721389
RIP

>>77721343
I wish that the Indy qualys were shown on TV here

>>77722261
It's not even always on TV here, sometimes we get it only on youtube

1 bong lads

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>>77721970
He should be called, Princess Marco

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15~ till prerace coverage starts.

These last couple races will have serious implications on the championship.
If any top contender DNF's or finishes poorly, then that will be it for their championship run, because it's very likely that no matter what, at least one of the contenders will be consistent.

Pull for Josef, but he's not starting in the best position.

>621dbdd8485059e7e563932162e614ee133e48ac
BT Sports ESPN HD (no ads)
This one is working fine for me, even with a shit internet

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1nAKEekpWvkKL
Live Informal grid walk.

Whats more dangerous?

Pocono or Indy?

BeSweeet Stream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSOZqNSF75g

>>77723332
Both about equal.
There are safety concerns about both tracks that I have.
If a car were to jump the pit wall at either track, it would be a disaster.

Pocono also used to have these inside walls that were concerning.

Just hope for a safe race.

>>77723339
Thx m8

>>77723261
Where is the racing? All I see is baise boulle

>>77723388
Coming soon

We're live with pre race coverage lads.

>>77723396
k thx

>>77723388
Pre race is just starting. Green flag will be 30-40 minutes

ca9521f9c6771e34e410f68b5b51edd10e7c9dec

Another (likely inferior) Acestream as an alternative.

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Herro

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Can Sato really turn his pole into something? Who would your 4th pick be?

>>77717684
penskewinslol

Who should I cheer for?

>>77723500
Im skeptical if Sato can actually won this one. My 4th pick was Chavez. Hoping for another cheap top 10

>>77723516
Honda actually looks a lot better this weekend

>>77723500

Sato is one of /our guys/, but he's not gonna win.

>>77723521
Your countryman and series defending champion Simon Pagenaud

>>77723500
sato wont even finish top 10

he only got the pole due to kamikaze shit. cant do that during the race

>>77723521
Bourdais, Pagenaud is a fag.

>>77723521
/ourguy/ Will Power

Hunter-Reay self-confirmed BIG GUY

>>77723557
Yeah no way Sato wins a 500 mile race

>>77723521
A safe bet is to always root for your countryman.
Simon Pagenaud is also a good driver as well, last year's champion.

I'll root for Josef and other young American drivers.

>>77723561
Bourdais is still out from his crash at indianapolis

>>77723581
Even more reason to support him.

>>77718033
WINNING

>>77723605
I suppose. He should be back I a couple weeks to close out the season

>>77723648
He'll probably return at Watkins Glen.
He said he doesn't have a strong desire to do another oval this season.

>>77723664
Why not? Plenty of time to get well until next season

Wew I forgot Helio almost got decapitated by Rossi last year

>>77723522
>>77723549
>>77723557
Went with Rossi, thanks for the advice. Thought about removing RHR and getting Dixon and Kimball/Jones maybe even Gutierrez but decided to play safe. Dunno how well the Chevy of Chaves would fare this year.

These trees right outside the track are aesthetic as fuck

Oh man, miller and kanaan at the state fair. Wish he'd taken Alonso, that would be something to see

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The Eternal Lebo

is my computer as shitty as i know it is or does bsweets stream keep having to be refreshed

>>77723738
Do you live in the desert? Trees lined streets and roads are fairly common on the east coast

>>77723782
It's working fine for me

>>77723444
it buffers too much

>>77723788
They're sticking through the fence on the backstraight though

Wind will prove to be a serious factor, pretty heavy.

>>77723521

Pagenaud. Power, Dickson and a few others are nigger-tier.

>ywn go to the fair with robin

Daly is just terrible at everything

Robin Miller is so unfiltered, he's great.

Conor getting cucked even at the fair lel

>>77723946
He went vegan, he has cucked himself.

>>77723938
"that's the story of my lee... that's the story of my year!"

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*BROCKS UR PAFU*

>>77723796
yeah i figured it out. my shit decade old laptop cant handle the 60fps

>>77723957
What was he going to say?

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>More Katie Hargitt and not Osborne

>>77723938
https://youtu.be/aCFsPBcP2N8

>>77723979
I like Hargitt.

>>77723969

Outta my way you chink fucking shit.

What setting should i put my live buffer on Acestream? 10 seconds, 15 seconds?
The ace is behind besweets stream, but it has no ads and i don't want constant buffering

>>77724011
You won't be that far behind I wouldn't think.

Why no race at Laguna Seca ?

>>77724040
I currently have it at 10 seconds behind live buffer

>>77724045
Too loud for the sensitive neighbors

Who S/a/T/o/?

>>77724045
California is full of fags.

LETS GO ALREADY

Can RHR even leave the car within 5 seconds?

Rolling for who fukin dies today

>>77724045

>Wanting to go to a place full of dumb spics and cancer

RIP Conor :,(

>>77724104
Sweet release

>>77724128
but the track is really cool

>>77724100
He could, It's amazing what adrenaline can do. I remember Newgardens crash at Texas last year where he climbed out of the car on his own power then immediately collapsed

>>77724045
These days, Laguna Seca would produce the same kind of racing Sonoma does.

It would be redundant, the track management is a mess, partly owned by the local government or something, and noise ordinance.

>>77724045

Lots and lots of legal bullshit because Laguna Seca is technically a state park that can only be permitted to have so many "Festival" dates.

>>77724148

Hell be fine ;-)

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>>77724075
anyone that is cool

>>77724104
Roger Penske himself dies in a freak pit lane accident

How many bongs til start?

>>77724188
>digits

and Indycar died that day so F-Zero could finally emerge and be real

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>>77724188
Don't even joke about that anon

Okay, engines are fired and parade laps begin.
Color me excited.
>tfw Conor was already dead inside

>>77724188
Oh shit nigga. RIP Roger.

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>>77724188
>we can go to Michigan instead of Detoilet

>>77724192

It's starting now lad.

>>77724192
Nevermind

>>77724104

Gutierrez crashes into another driver, killing both.

>>77724192
command to start engines was just given, they're rolling out of the pits now

>>77724192
We're only a few minutes from green flag.

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>Being this numale.

>>77724192
Now.

>>77724192
a few minutes from now

>>77724188

Oh fuck you.

>Tim Cindric takes over Team Penske
>Immediately withdraws from Indycar & IMSA so he can push his son into NASCAR because "Indycars are too dangerous"

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WHAT TURN 4?

>tfw no milwaukee

>>77720372

>Can't spam ALOTION MOTION cause our guy is gone now

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP.

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>>77724269
>tfw no cleveland

>>77724269

The track's still there, but good luck trying to get the money to rebuild new grandstands or promote races. Not even NASCAR goes there anymore.

>tfw used to think gabby chaves was some woman

pls nobody die today

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>>77724188

>>77724272
no we are still here in spirit with our glasses full of spirits

drink your motion potion every minute to pay respects

Gabby and Harding racing did extremely fucking well this year.

Harding has confirmed one car for next year fully time, with a second as a possibility.

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>local """""""hero"""""""

>>77724292
>the no Michigan International Speedway

Why cant IndyCar afford onboard cameras for every car?

>>77724297
his hair is pretty faggy, possible trap

GREEN

>>77724272

>Can't spam Absolutely Karam anymore because Sage is getting paid to drive a shitbox in IMSA

>>77724297

One of my mom's friends looks like a trashy Max Chilton and is a girl.

>>77724336
>>77724297
please don't insult my cute son

>already 5 wide

>>77724234
>Petrole
>series runs bioethanol

Holy first fucking lap

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>>77724350

>>77724347
(((son)))

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>>77724347
michael get back to the damn pit box

ROSSI 2ND

>>77724350
Late race restarts are going to be pretty fun

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kek

>>77724373
wat

>the fucking onboards are so loud we can't hear the commentators
Kek

>sato and chaves falling back
>aleshin not even here

not enough drink for this shit. at least bourdais is back soon

>>77724411

Double Dubs speak the truth.

>>77724434

It's a 500 mile race, hold your horses.

Looks like Indy.

where are the crashes

>>77724456
Word. Sounds like a simple balance problem. A few turns of wings at the first stop should have him sorted.

>>77724498
soon™ just follow Kimball

>>77724498
In quals

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not gureto

>>77724498
Scheduled for laps 45 and 132

POSSE

Will tony killnan wreck /our guy/ again, boys?

ROSSI

>It's my turn

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>TFW that quarter-midget track looks smaller than the ones my old R/C car club would lay out

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Dubs for BIG JUAN

>>77724607
He will try

>Sato jobbing as usual

Goddamn it.

Rahal up on the rev limiter 6th gear isn't long enough for him.


Kanaan is playing a fuel mileage game by staying in 2nd.

>>77724678
Rolling

>>77724709
Think that might've been in 5th. He was definitely down in 4th in mid corner, could see the indicator on his wheel

>>77724709

Window for the first round of stops is Lap 31 on, so we'll see.

>>77724728
Ryan already had Juan you bastards.

>guttierrez

>yel-low

r o s s i
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CAWSHUN FOR DER BRIS

>Gutierrez

dubs and gutierrez actually ends up killing himself this race.

and not by crashing

>>77724736

How I remember the gears get set for Indycars on Ovals is the first 3 are get up to speed gears with 4th as a Fuel Mileage/Headwind gear, 5th as the running alone gear and 6th as the Slipstreaming/Tailwind gear.

>>77724773

It's a legit caution for debris though, not a "Bunch up the field for TV" one like NASCAR used to do.

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>everyone in the pits

Rossi keeps the lead.
If he wins, it will be a Goodyear in Firestone land.

Is Rossi's sponsor just "The Military" this race?

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>>77724834

This caution was in the window for fuel & tire stops.

Also:

>Chilton

>>77724790

Rolling for dead spic.

>>77724834
It would be silly to have to put under green, lose a lot more time and you gain no time over the field by staying out.
A car would be betting on another consecutive caution period, but they'd still have to pit and arrive behind the field anyway, but pick up a few laps extra of fuel.

What the fuck just happened

>>77724911
>rip guti

>>77724889
Huh. I guess it is. I'm uh, not sure that's an actual sponsor...

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>>77724889

Andretti Autosport are doing some kind of "Veterans into Racing" initiative.

>http://www.racer.com/indycar/item/143269-andretti-launches-military-to-motorsports-initiative

>Rossi down to 4th
Fug

>>77724911
goodbye estevan.

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>Hinchtown on the move

>note for later: leading at the restart is a bad thing

That was a spicy pass. Wew

>>77724980

A LEAF.

MARCO HERD U TALKIN SHIT

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>>77724990

OUR leaf, anon.

>>77724906
>>77724917

yeah but if the caution takes longer can't you wait until most guys get their stops done, you go around and pit then so you don't get into any shit in the pitlane?

based PT

>>77725006
His race engineer should just read him posts from the /indy/ thread the whole race to keep him angry and pumped up

based paul "fuck stage racing" tracy

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>stage racing

>Honda 1st through 5th

>>77725020

Usually that's the case, but Pocono's pitlane is extremely wide so incidents are less likely to happen.

>>77725037

Fuck yeah.

>Memexico getting BTFO

Wow, never knew there was so much elevation change coming out of turn 1 here.

>>77725032
>implying Michael's not telling him worse

>it has been 4 years since Dario was kill

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>>77725107

I miss him on track every day.

>>77725107
Feels like longer

>>77725137
>tfw he's stuck commentating Formula mEme

>>77725107
Always remember it as 2012 and not 2013 for some reason.

>>77725107
>tfw no more Target livery

>>77725168

He's also a part-time consultant for Ganassi.

>sato p18

>Kanaan let Rossi around cleanly

>>77725209

Ganassi's NASCAR program is fucked as well because nobody's lining up to sponsor Kyle Larson for next year when Target leaves racing entirely.

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>tfw it's very windy outside and the power might go out
i'm scared lads

Rossi up to second, past the leaf

>>77725237
what? they're announcing larson's new sponsor literally tomorrow.

https://twitter.com/CGRTeams/status/898571462080114688

i wanted to see crashing

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>Dixon takes the lead
>get sleepy within 5 minutes
Everytime

>>77725284
The possi is stalking him. Don't go to sleep yet anon

>>77725278
You could root for Max Ch-
Oh...

>>77725276

News to me. Most companies are shying away from NASCAR because the amount of money to even sponsor a car part-time is more than an entire 2-Car Indycar team's budget.

>>77725295

Root for Charlie "Pinball" Kimball.

>>77725295
Well he could still root for Jack Hawks-
Oh wait

Newgarden and Rossi stalking Dixon
>>77725306
Is it really?
Holy cow.

KANAAN INTO THE WALL HARD IN TURN 4

>>77725350
What turn 4?

>>77725350
Kek
Took me a moment.

>>77725325

A good 1-Car team is like $6 Million. A 4-car team like Penske is around $15-20 Million.

An NASCAR Cup team, depending whether they build or buy chassis & engines and how many cars being run, can be up to $50-65 Million.

>>77725350

TK needs to go to sportscars with JPM & Helio next year.

>>77725325
NASCAR HAS so many fucking races... The logistics costs are insane...

>>77725350
>>77725372
>>77725377
>>77725388
>american "humour"

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whats his endgame

>>77725400
at least humor is legal here

>>77725350
didn't Carl Edwards call the turns 1-2, 3-4 and 5-6?

sato in 17th. exactly where he wants to be, he's got this race by the balls. everyone up and down pit lane are trembling right now, seeing how easy this will be.

So I did just think about it, Rossi has two extra laps of fuel in the tank.
If there is a caution, Rossi will get out of the pits sooner because of less fueling time.

Guys, i hacked into the computer that scrolls words on the broadcast, next post determines what is typed

>>77725480
bring back cleveland

>>77725480
frosted buttes

>>77725480
RAKE ALL LEAVES

DIXON THREW A BAG IN THE AIR TO FUCK OVER ROSSI AS HE PASSED

GANASSI AND THE POSSI HAVE OFFICIAL BEEF

>>77725480
>PT: Helio won the 2002 indy 500

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>>77725394

Not to mention that each team has a fleet of cars up into the double-digits per driver.

Also, Rossi hits a bird like Alonso did.

>>77717684
>turning left for 500 miles in a deathsled failcar
nice irrelevant motor"""""sport""""" amerifats

>>77725480
Bring back Michigan

>>77725480
Legalize Incest

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>>77725511

Fucking THIS.

>having a data plan

I dont have a data plan

>>77725480
NO NIGGERS IN NASCAR

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i guarantee it

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>>77725511

>>77725524

Go back to killing your countrymen over HandEgg/LuckSwing/ApeHoop/DiveGrass faggot.

POWER IN THE PITS

Will Power is fucked.

Well RIP Power.

>power

kek it's almost every race now he has some dumb shit happen

>>77725620
he's powerless

>Penske pit spaghetti
RARE

>>77725594
>Replying to WSGS in this day and age

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>>77725511

Dubs for truth. Tony George fucked PT out of a 500 win.

>>77725616

>Power

The leaf will not be denied twice apparently.

>>77725524

I will find you...then shit on your face...rub that shit around then jack off with it..Rubin the shit on my body then puking on youre chest...cutting a hole in the chest and fucking it like a vagina, then Tony Stewart will come in and finger the stabhole while fucking your ear holes

Then Tony Kanaan will fuck your in the ass...and rub shit on your hair

>sato up to 15th

on the fucking move

His victory is all but sealed

>turn two cranks
>try to pull the front wing
>turn a bit more
>try again
>turn again
Nice "pitstop"

>broadcast getting excited and hyping up marco

so he's going to spin in the pits or something, right?

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>>77725638
>Power

>>77725655
>forgetting that Chilton strategically went a lap down
*teleports behind you*
"Sorry about your luck, m8"

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>>77725655
Nice

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>>77725655

CHECK'EM

>>77725674

Choke on the Last Lap like J.R. Hildebrand at Indy that one year.

ive never seen a dhl truck in my life

>>77725655
>>77725699
>>77725700
>all these dubs
G-guys.

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>>77725700
chequed

>>77725710
that's weird, I see them all the time

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>>77725699
>>77725700

Holy shit.

>>77725710
There's DHL here, but no trucks

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>>77725655

>>77725725
im in a shitty flyover state though. just fed ex and UPS

>>77725748

I've seen DHL trucks, but only when I'm in a big city like Los Angeles or San Francisco.

>>77725772
I'm in Indiana but now that I think about it I usually see them only on the interstate highways and the toll road mostly going to chicago

What would it take for juan pablo montoya to rub his shit all over me like its bodysoap?

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>let's talk shit about other series

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>>77725801

which one of you madmen walked down the grid and sabotaged will power?

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manica back to indycar next year

>>77725801
sponsor him to run the Daytona 500 in a 4th Penske car next year

>>77725827
I mean he's not wrong, you can all but walk into a driver's bus in Indycar.

>>77725830
I did it
Don't trust my flag

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>>77725801

>Scat fetishist

>>77725838
enjoy your ban

I have such a difficult time watching pocono

A FUCKING LEAF IS LEADING.

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>>77725838
Did Button smash that?

>>77725876
Why?
It races a lot like Indy.

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>>77725827

I respect what NASCAR drivers have to do physically & mentally to keep their cars underneath them, but I hate all of the gimmicks Brian France has pushed through.

>>77725876

We all do, anon.

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>>77725868

>>77725903
post danicasideboob.jpg and watch how fast the hammer falls

first time watching
any tips ? who are the favorite right now ?

>hinch
REEEEE

>>77725882
Likely, button's parties were stuff of legends

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>hinch

>>77725915
Simon Pagenaud is your fellow countryman.
He is running second.

/missbourdais/

ahahaha suck a dick Schmidt! turns out your team is just garbage and it wasn't aleshin's fault

>Dixon 10 years ahead

>The Mayor of Hinchtown

>Pinched

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>dick's in wins

MARCO P5

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>>77725947

Pags is also the defending Indycar champion and is all around a good guy.

>>77725960

Saavedra's a better road racer than an oval driver IMO.

>sato maintains 15th after the pit cycle

Smooth and steady. I'd be ashamed if I was part of another team and witnessed how easy this was for him.

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>>77725988
>dubs again

>>77725972
Don't worry, his car will "start handling like a truck"
soon :^)

>>77725947
nice
>>77725984
nice

>>77725999
>trips now
is it happening? is Sato gonna take everybody by storm?

MEANWHILE IN ARCA,

https://twitter.com/ElijahWhosoever/status/899355137516466176

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>>77725960
>overshot the box like a rookie
>It's the teams fault

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>>77725988
>>77725999
Kek really wants Sato to win this one

>>77725988
Sato is truly sent to Earth by Amaterasu

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>>77726000

Trips confirm Marco is a car babby that needs his teammates to gift him wins.

>>77726006
He does Jean Girard impressions (the villain from Talladega Nights)

>>77726022
NO

B R A K E S
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ROSSI
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>>77726027
team's fault for hiring a leaf and pushing all support behind him and leaving Aleshin in the dust

>Dicks In

BLOWN OUT

>>77726115
All according to plan

>LEAF

HOLY
SHIDD

HOLY SHIT LEAF
HE SAVED IT

WHAT A SAVE

SQUEAKY BUM MOMENT

HINCH
I
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HOLY SHIT what a save!

Hinch might need a new suit after that one

KANSEI DORIFTO

undies have been soiled

I clinched my hinch, holy fuck

RHR
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